/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

GOOD AFTERNOON SIRS I LOVE WEMI

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

>>75377895
I want to drop acid with Lumi

I THOUGHT I FREED US FROM THIS TURMOIL

Hello I love Ember.

Get a load of this rabbit

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>75377951

Where is da michi poster? What have you done with him?

Pipkiss

waiting on fat tits filled to bursting

sup

>saruei in lumi's stream and lumi is putting on a bad french accent
actual offensive retard

>>75378010
Mating press.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 6

>>75377918
Does that still mean full of aids?
If so, U R
t. Your mum.

>>75377916
Why did you do this to my creation? Where is the sound?

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>75378010
fatFUCK

>>75378010
hallo amy :3

>chyaaaat how do i play this game? what button do i press? *random sexual moan* is this the right one? that's so interesting :) thanks chyat :) *unprompted annoying squeak*

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

[Lumi news] She’s got chickens!

>>75378079
There you go.

>>75377895
off a coffee bean

>>75378118
the true GFE experience

>>75377916

>>75378010
Sup?

>>75378020
She’s probably doing the impression for her. She’s done it before. They’re friendly.

Birb tits is live

Hina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbi-VG0CiAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbi-VG0CiAE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbi-VG0CiAE

I want to scrape Pippa's nail crud into a jar and save it to later make it into a spread and smear it on my toast.

https://files.catbox.moe/n1dfz3.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/n1dfz3.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/n1dfz3.mp4

Stop making weird gay posts
You're not funny

>>75378174
FakeFE. Only Pippa is real insane modern woman GFE.

>>75378206

>>75378124
getting high to s3rl with hina

>>75377958
My cock will be the first one to touch those hands

>>75378219
who's gonna tel her about her vitamin deficiency bros

>>75378010
She hasn't posted since she went to sleep... I am concerning

Hina's parts are flustered

Imagine Lumi calling Ember boring and Ember going full beserk on her

>>75378261
>Pippa
>Modern woman
What? She this wearing a tanktop is slutty

>>75378323
>Ember going full beserk on her
in bed?

>>75378273
Rumao she'd be basic like that.
TBF... I'm also basic like that. I don't go out but sometimes my brother invites me to hang out and one time we popped some molly and blasted S3RL & old Pendulum and it was incredible.

>>75378302
She knows she's low iron low vitamin. She just refuses to eat properly. She needs me to force feed her eggs.

>>75378323
what is this sussy vaguepost?

>>75378323
Hot! Lumi would cave imeadietly

Lumi's current physique, as self described:
>average height
>low body fat percent
>thick legs
>no ass whatsoever
>long and spindly twig arms
>B cups

>>75378363
did anyone ask

>>75378280
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but she grew up with chickens so she's definitely grabbed a cock or two

>>75378338
But tanktop and jeans is what Rinmama says she wears as her normal outfit

>yoinked the dizzy hand sex greentext from last night
Shameless. They're probably lurking right now, looking for posts to steal. (You) disgust me, freak.

>>75378379
I suspect clique poster

>>75378251
I've replayed this five times and I still have no idea whose fit she's accusing Pippa of wanting to lick.

>>75378338
>She this wearing
And it is slutty. Only I am allowed to look at her collarbones.

>>75378354
That too

Phasers are the best livers.

>>75378412
I really fucking hope this retard gets banned again.

>>75378379
https://youtu.be/ut_kxAjhwXo?t=61

>>75378425
soggy biscuit?

>>75378412
My culture is not your Twitter engagement you faggots.

>>75378390
Lumi said she has a great ass

>>75378411
At least she's still a virgin

>>75378429
suisei's
additionally i'm pretty sure when mari screams over pippa pippa's admitting that she would drink her ringo juice.

>>75378425
not looking this up, I like being seiso

I fucking love asian sluts bros

>>75378484
Let's mass report him

>>75378530
>Lumi said she has a great ass
And you believe her?

>>75378390
>>no ass whatsoever
>>B cups
These are false.

>>75378491
Tbf it's mostly a British meme, basically you cum on a biscuit (cookie) and eat it

>>75378390

>>75378531
Oh
>additionally i'm pretty sure when mari screams over pippa pippa's admitting that she would drink her ringo juice.
I... would not be surprised.
Pippa's been better at hiding her pee thing than most of her other interests but it certainly does come to the fore now and then.

>>75378390
Someone draw this fucking cryptid

We're gonna witness 4 deaths on stream.

>>75378251
>pippa admits to being a footfag
to no one's surprise

>>75378363
based as fuck

>>75378579
>group JO sessions
Why are the bongs so gay?

>>75378559
And you believed all the stuff listed in the original post?

>>75378547
You've come to the right place!

>>75378623
Most of it is negative and undesirable, so yes

>>75378425
>Runie looked it up to try and impress Hina
curiosity kills the runiecat...

>>75378579
Question being why a jet-black momma like Runie would know this.

>>75378620
>Cute boys
>Ugly women
Wonder why

>>75378606
>HOLY SHEETO

>>75378586
>Gumis think this is hot

>>75377951
Why did she cuck sakana?

>pcg posters never snuck out of school during lunch to play a round of soggy biscuit with the lads in the school courtyard
I feel sorry for you plebs

what’s the appeal of marimari, never watched her

>>75378683
It was called ookie cookie in burgerland

>>75378606
yup it's going to be kino

>>75378645
>Why would a nerdy American woman (who are notoriously desperate for British cock) know British meme?

>>75378606
taking an aspirin preventatively

>>75378645
Black runie poster... I'm gutted. I thought you watched her streams...

>>75378722
>>75378728

>>75378702
she's funny

>>75378634
It took me until now to realize that there were BBs surrounding a tablet. Too entranced by the moon to realize the full context of the image.
ANYWAY HINA CUTE I'D EVEN AVOID CALLING ILLENIUM SHIT FOR HER

>>75378683
Why play dumb games with a chance to lose big
play by yourself and you get the biscuit every time

>>75378669
I’ve fallen more for the woman behind the mask, and would actually prefer this dowdy nerd with all her little problems. She’s a sweetheart.

>>75378702
Sex with MariMari underscore eeee ehn

Hina's fertility...

>>75378530
>At least she’s still a virgin
Anon…

>>75378645
Any southerner knows what a biscuit is and TT Runie can whip up a mean batch to go wit her jumbalaya for all the chillun

>>75378606
Times like this are why I watch vtubers

>>75378787
She's not your girlfriend commieschizo

Hina is self inserting...

>>75378787
>He's beginning to trust
RIP

>>75378645
she didn't know, she had to google it herself, and when she found out that's when she went to the discord to complain

>>75378817
She found Lia in the toilet

>>75378702
Comfy bizarre humor. Looks like a Phase girl already
So does Mint.

Clio, another possible admittance to Phase, would be the most unique hire.

>>75378792
She smells like weed, whey and ozone. You don't none of tha.

>>75378615
Now the question is did chat turn her into one or did she turn chat into one?

>>75378835
We all should know this by now. Don’t you?

>>75378702
She's hilariously blunt
Big on chat interaction
Heart of gold
So chill she genuinely thinks the 5 Guys thing is funny (but being called a whore hurt her a little bit)
She pronounces the underscore in her name

>>75378722
>>75378728
>>75378606
Didn't Muyu play this already?

>>75378634
*Sniffffffffff*

>how do i do this
>how do i do that
how about you fucking read for once retard

>>75378702
Are you underage? If not there is not that much.

>>75379032
I'm hard now

>>75378645
>jet-black momma like Runie
Runie is the whitest white girl I've ever seen, Anon

>>75379155

>Lia's dad has been on stream for all of 30 seconds
>in a single sentence he flexed on everyone so hard there's still no good counter days later
I'm never gonna live this down

>>75379115
>how about you fucking read for once retard
how do i do that?

>>75378606
Now I'm remembering that Phasmaphobia collab with her and a few others on twitch
remi was so fucking loud no one could speak and she screamed at every little thing

>>75379213
Who cares, rinmama is a disgusting sexhaver

>>75379213
What did he say? I don't watch Lia much.

I love Dizzy
My stew is done. It's delicious
https://files.catbox.moe/pjrlbb.jpg

>>75379250
>Hi Chat
>...I go to sleep with Lia's mom every night.

>>75379250
He sleeps with Rinmama every night.

>>75378702

>>75378702
she's a good kid. also she's funny and entertaining

>>75379169
She isn't white and she doesn't want to be. All she wants is see to her gumbo and smack her many nephews and nieces over the head with a giant wooden spoon for not getting good grades

>>75379257
Look bad but probably tastes great, reminds me I need to make some jumbalaya

>>75379272
>>75379289
lol tha's pretty brutal.

>>75379213
Take Lia's virginity and send him the video, that'll show him. Bonus points if you leave her a single mother. Make it extra rough and degrading

>>75379272
He said "I sleep", not "I go to sleep" which ultimately means the same thing, but it's a bigger flex with the implications

>Gumi cucks Lumi with his step sister and knocks her up.
Things went right

i miss.

>>75379303
>no stigmata
BEGONE, FOUL DECEIVER

>>75379313
you wouldn't happen to be a fan of the American version of the reality TV show Big Brother, would you?

>>75379303
>Male
Ew

>>75379272
>>75379336

>>75379455
She's a lesbian and not pretend. But I can fix her.

Miss you

>Pippa awake at 11 am
Who is that, and what have they done with my bnuy?

>>75378702
Phase Connect?

>>75379495
I love Lia so much bros

>>75379495
tbf it's one thing to picture your parents having sex at all, but when it's with each other it triggers a primal disgust in your brain

What's the appeal of chikafuji Lisa?

>>75379570
She said she had stuff to do (yeah me) so she prob actually went to bed at a reasonable hour.

>>75379582
>Phase Meido offcollab
imagine

>>75379634
>reasonable hour
>up at 11 am

>>75379629
Handjobs for low level drugs

>>75379629
she's cute

>>75379629
She gives handjobs for weed, or so I'm told.

>>75379629
She's cute, she's easy to bully, she's chill, she's dorky.

>have to choose between cunny collab or es cunny
it's rough out here

I LOVE

>>75379655
Yeah for Pippa that's pretty damn good. When she's getting up 20 minutes before stream usually then doomscrolling all night.

>>75379589
am I the only one who's first fap was listening to their parents do it in the other room?

>>75379340
>Lia
>virginity
anon..

>>75379629
one of the few people in this corner of vtubing with a dream and stars in her eyes

>>75379722

>>75379722

>>75379718
>Yeah for Pippa that's pretty damn good
We have a term for that concept anon, it's called low standards

>>75379722
bro wtf

>>75379722
Bruh what the fuck!

>>75379722

>>75379722
Doesn't seem like it would be that unusual but you're the first person I've heard talking about it.

>>75379722
calm down mishima

>>75379655
That's an improvement for her.

>>75379722
brother what

>>75379722
I choose to believe my parents never had sex and me and my brothers are the result of immaculate conception.

>>75379722

>>75379769
How new?

>>75379722

>>75379722
You need help

>>75379827
Jesus-anon...

>power goes out of my town because of my incompetent power company last night
>didn’t come on until 4am
>company basically told us to go fuck ourselves
>nearly missed the Pippa stream last night
>couldn’t horny post with the boys about her hand stream
It’s all so tiresome

>>75379722
bro...

>>75379827
>immaculate conception

>>75379883
you don’t have a phone?

>>75379903
What? I spelled it right

>>75379722

>>75379722
How old were you?

>>75379629

>>75379742
I trust

>>75379722
Reminds me of that Oblongs episode where Milo couldn't sleep without the rhythmic sounds of his parents doing it in the other room

>>75380001
What does brat tame involve
Asking for a friend

>>75379722
Hello. Please do not link such posts on other threads, we have it bad enough already.

>>75379930
His entire town’s power went out retard. No power means no internet, and not everyone can stream with cellular data

>>75379988

>>75379883
I double horny posted for both of us don't worry anon

>>75379951
The immaculate conception refers to Mary's conception and not Jesus'. Mary's parents still did the deed.

>>75379722
no, but my first fap was me listening to the sound of my sister peeing

>>75380023
Great show desu. Good theme song.

>>75380099
The bible doesn't like to talk about Jesus's siblings, they're kinda an inconvenient part of the story.

>>75379722
what the fuck

i really need a gf

>>75379722
>>75380102

>>75379722
May God have mercy on your soul.

>>75380160
Need that Pippa gf fr fr..

>>75380160
You *want* a gf.
If you *needed* one you would've attained one.

>>75379722
mine was to a Facebook picture of my crush making out with her bf

>>75379722
I hope you are

>>75379722

>>75380223
In today's market?
lmao
lol

>>75379722

>>75380069
What thread?

>>75380099
they had normal sex so good that it got passed down in oral tradition by generations of priests as "immaculate"?

STOP BUYING ADS

https://files.catbox.moe/h2r8mu.mp4
Reminder that Jesus Christ is PHASE ENEMY!!!!!!!

Honestly, Capipis should be banned from talking in every chat but Pippa's

>>75379722
Bro I jack it to ladies getting fat/swelling up like blueberries, and even I’m somehow less degenerate. What the shit

>>75380275
>buy an ad!
>don't buy an ad!
only in 4chins

>>75380271
Retard

>>75380314
The Willy Wonka movies and their consequences have been a disaster for mankind

>>75380276
knew I didn't like Tenma for a reason

>>75380372
True, But he’s right. He’s still less degenerate than the other anon

>>75380276
Wrong Jesus Christ is the first and foremost Phase Friend

>>75379722
I've seen a lot of deranged shit on this site in the last decade and a half of browsing, but this is one of the few recent posts that made me feel genuinely off

>>75380286
I hate Norman Rockwell and his paintings so much.

Tell me about this janitor, why does he type in chat so much? Why does lumi read everything he says out loud?

>>75380286
I mean she already bans you for shitting up others chats and she hears about it.

Phaser for this feel

>>75380431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BMs1iFG2hg

>>75380473
He's black

>>75380473
Groomer "head mod" that got kicked out of every other Phase girl's chat.

>>75380515
Sakana

>>75380515

>>75380521
Wrong

>>75380515
Da Wemi.

>>75380495
Not really. She even explained why she doesn't during her climbing stream

>>75378579
I'm old as dirt, and I remember this as an urban legend from the schoolyard in the early 90s (in the northeast US). It was a saltine cracker in my version.

>>75379722
Put me in the screen cap

https://files.catbox.moe/xrsk04.png

>>75379722
Preinternet/porn access household. Just thoughts of women. Models, actresses. Odd ideas of what may be behind those panties

>>75380696
Needs to be fatter

Which phase connect would give my fart box a good old-fashioned tongue punch?

>>75379722
>t. average gumi

>>75380641
I think the first time I ever heard of it was in a movie but I can't remember what. Was like 2000's or something I think. Maybe a comedy.

>>75380696
Sex.

>>75380515
Yuu.

>>75379722
>inb4 this was made by one of those 4chan screenshot twitter pages for content

>>75379722
Despite the fake outrage, most people would and have. It's just... too intimate a thing to say. It strikes too deep. Historically most of Humanity learned about sex that way or by observing animals.

>>75380748

>>75380460
Why such bad taste, anon?
Who do you like?

Maxfield Parrish unrelated?

>>75379722
Put me in the banned /vt/ memes screenshot

I GOT A FREE COFFEE AT KFC AND NOW I CANT STOP BRAPPING

>>75380805
Pipkin on the left
Pippa on the right

>>75380783
I'm a degenerate freak and I was a horny kid even by the time I was 8 or 9 and have committed actual incest with my cousin and I would never in a million years want to fap to my mom and dad fucking.

>>75379722
i always found it disgusting when i heard my parents having sex, my first fap was the topless ads they were playing after midnight on tv

>>75380847
lmao this nigga drinkin beans

>>75380473
Long time internet friend. Gay man from UK.
Sore spot with the jealous schizophrenics

>>75379722
lingerie models in tabloids

but my first proper porn material was a smut magazine I found during vacation and kept as treasure for years it had fucking pics of bestiality

>>75379722
>>75380783
>>75380857
You guys are admitting shit even Batman couldn’t beat out of me if I was in your degenerate shoes

>>75380874
lmao this nigga called bepis

>>75380638
The climbing stream was before she said she will ban people for bringing her up unprovoked in other streamers chats. Sleepy was getting tired (lmao) of it from what I saw.

>Filthy sex havers ITT
Grave

>>75380903
As usual you're always wrong commieschizo

Where are Michiru and Nasa? They were last seen in Phase Wars.

>>75380934
I'm anonymous, it don't matter.

Cunny collab live

Kino inbound

hina...

>>75380857
Same anon, the thoughts of fapping to my parents fucking disgusts me. I have fapped to multiple dreams of doing it with my mom tho, I always cope that she isn't my real mom and only a dream mom.

>>75379722

>>75380903
>Long time internet friend
wrong
>Gay
wrong
>from UK
wrong

So do we love idols now?

>>75380783
>>75380857
>>75379798

>>75380857
Well, if it's any consolation to you I fapped while my mother was fucking men who weren't my dad.

>>75380968
Nasa is returning today to stream
Michiru burned out and became white ashes after carrying all of Team Spiral (she's sick)

>>75380874
this dude a living intermediate evolutionary step

>>75380960
>he trusts the voices in his head over Lumi
I’m not even the commieschizo, schizo.

>>75380939
Pippa hasn’t bothered wrangling those fuckers for nearly a year. Spergs gonna sperg and it’s ultimately up to the other streamer to shut those retards up or ignore them

Do I watch the Cow or the Nephilim?

My plan to join Phase-Connect (Please don't copy it, make up your own plan)
>Get Mystery boxes
>Secret note from Sakana
>"One free wish fulfilled by me. -Sakana"
>Use the note and get him to make me a Vtuber avatar
>Start streaming for a few months make videos and shorts
>Use Portfolio of Videos, make a short introduction and submit it for when Phase Connect is hiring again
>Wait and hope to get interviewed
It's a solid plan, right?

>>75380968
They are playing tekken while siting on my face currently

>>75381035
Is your mom fat?

>>75381054
Turns out you’re wrong on all three counts

>>75381083
Yes you are. You're very noticeable.
They only met after she became a vtuber.
He's not gay.
He's Canadian.
You really need to kill yourself.

>>75381090
She just said in the last stream "Don't talk about other vtubers in other vtubers streams guys"

>>75379722

>>75381107
Watch your daughter.

>>75380939
>The climbing stream was before she said she will ban people for bringing her up unprovoked in other streamers chats
Are we talking about the same stream? Two months ago? With the rant about why she won't actually ban people after she said she would? That stream?

>>75381061
no

>>75381035

>>75381121
sexo

>>75378010
I want to conversion therapy this dyke, with my penis.

>>75381120
dreamy femanon

old lumi is better than nu lumi in every possible metric

>>75379041
only a true foot connoisseur would go for the sole pic when asked to do a foot reveal. she was playing us right from the start.

wemi (my daughter wife) and muyu (your daughter) and blue panko having their play date
volume warning: the children are retarded and scare easily

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUhRdVtPTes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUhRdVtPTes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUhRdVtPTes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biB4t0lXMQM

nepiss

>>75381191
explain this then

>>75381120
Good luck applying in late 2025

Why does Lumi let her mods talk so much in chat?
Why doesn’t she make them chat in alt accounts like Muyu or any intelligent streamer trying to do GFE?
Does Lumi like her mods more than her viewers?

>>75381090
Watch streams retard.

>>75381127
She is about 59 kg, her dream version are always younger to when we used to take bath together.

>>75381257
>Does Lumi like her mods more than her viewers?
Well that much is obvious, and I don't blame her. They're very annoying people.

>>75381061
I have always love virtual idols.

>>75381191
No on ever asked you for your opinion.

>>75381257
please stop noticing things

>>75381279
>kg
That explains everything

[Muyu News] UOH

Panko and Airi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1KecDWSDH0

kino incoming

I already like Wemi's pov the best

penis.

>>75381257
Lumi is not for unicorns. None of Phase Connect are. You can go now.

>>75381257
How much are you planning to samefag today?

>>75381377
Yeah, specifically mine in Pippa

>>75381257
she doesn't like (you)
she reads all my chats but I also contribute and am helpful

>>75381341
How so?

>>75381356
panko is so cute

Why is Panko so energetic and bouncing around so much?

Why does our raccoon hate the blue raccoon

>anything idol corps related
>thread goes to shit
hmm

>>75381381
Didn't Pippa do a whole unicorn speech about GFE's?

collab overlap aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Lia and Uruka discussing maid cosplay
>Uruka bought one as an on-stream reward for donothon
>post picture of Nasa's maid outfit from her officialTwitter account
>banned
I hate the jannies on this fucking board

why are Idol and Phase collabing? you guys made me believe that they hated each other

>>75381074
Cuck

>>75381437
Our raccoon?
Is this raccoon also named “Amy”?

>>75381454
Yeah she's my GF

>>75381388
Is he wrong? She literally only talks to him and no one else when he's there. Even her regular discord orbiters get shafted.
I don't know why she even bothers streaming.

>>75381438
She's a good baby

>>75381377

>>75381257
the TTS incident bros...

So that's what this was supposed to be.

Lumi this music sucks

>>75381511
>She literally only talks to him and no one else when he's there.
this isn’t true at all

Stop overlapping.

>>75381511
just say "Am I wrong" next time, and yes you are

>>75381482
The Phase Reject clique is being terminated so the rest can be Phase Friends again

>>75381454
Didn’t Pippa collab with Uwu Owo as well as other males? Can we just kick the unicorns out?

Airi WILL learn Italian!

>>75381576
Overlap isn't real when my oshi is streaming.

[wem news]
BALLS

>>75381566
This is true, she always read my messages.

>>75381566
It is. A dozen people could be telling her the same thing and she'll only read what he said.

>>75381607
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75381550
Repeal copyright laws.

panko is definitely going to call airi a stronza this stream.

>>75381363
Pico really shines in collabs

>>75381482
/pcg/ makes shit up to stir the pot. Nobody in Phase hates anyone else.

>>75381054
>>75380960
Your mf look so pathetic. Trust me, kill yourself, your mother will be 10 times happier, stupid fucking nigger.

>PERKELE

>>75381672
Seething lmao

>>75381708
You two are a cancer in this thread. And we all wish you’d die.
Yeah, we.

>>75381670
>Nobody in Phase hates anyone else
I hope you don't actually believe this, Pippa herself has said there are vtubers she hates, and Pippa is in Phase so the statement that "nobody in Phase hates anyone else" is false.

>>75381487
anon what? do you think about fucking your own mother?

>>75381368
>If I want to masturbate to Remi's tummy, I have to watch Muyu's stream
Interesting choice

>>75381670
To be fair, so does /jidf/

>Sakana reads private donos sent to ember offstream
Why? That's fucking creepy. It's like a mod sifting through maros.

Is this the Ojisan father instinct collab stream?

>>75381780
You're wrong nigger take it like a champ instead of chimping out

[Lumi news] The Turkeys are fucking!

>>75381785
Case in point. Pot stirrer. Trying to stir shit up for drama. Ignore retards like this.

jorking it
and by it I

>Airi is so used to whales that she doesn't even react to a $100 donation

>>75381813
they are so fucking scared already

>>75381839
Turkeys is a code word for her and her mods btw

>>75381356
>>75381455
>Airi hates Panko so much she killed her 10 times in Portal 2 collab, which is twice as much as any other vtuber pair who played that game
>Panko would rather collab with Airi than be in the same room as Idol's Poko
Based or Cringe