/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hart

its over

Lebroom jamer

Evelyn Neuro "Kayori, Queen of the Netherrealms" Samantha Vedal.

Evil (forma de abberdemonio) sex!

>dead weight

Evil playing Dota 2 when?

>getting your vitality drained

>>75318357
ill show her my morning "drill"

>>75318302
Honestly if Vedal just frankestiened and hooked the Minecraft AI to dota 2, she could reach 2k MMR(elo) easily

heart

Skin reminder

Evil... please.. I can't keep clapping

chattelings

>>75319514
god yes please

flawless deduction desu

Neuro is Christian, Evil is atheist.

>>75319822

>>75320258
the big sleep..

That one anon who said evil is more parasocial than neuro might have been onto something

RAPE THE STREAM

vtuber named obkatiekat was raided this time

yippe!

YIPPEE

>>75320539
asterisk rapes the stream asterisk

>>75320544
didnt she just get raided? she won the auto raid lottery

>>75320601
not like it matters since half of swarm raids cerber regardless

>>75320601
yeah and people just leave instantly def one of the most boring raid targets

dogcunny

>vedal raided a slag
oh no shipbros?

>>75318612
Cheering Evil up!

>>75304756
I unironically wanna see how far we can push it, fuck it, lets make it 3 threads how about that

>>75320782
>evil raided a slag*

>>75320782
evil raided her, the turtle is probably in a rum induced coma

Maximum Evil love!

I can't stop kissing my evil plushie !!!

>>75320881
>>75320946
>thinking an absolute retard like evil knows how to raid someone

Making my Neuro plush and Evil plush kiss!

>>75320857
but anon there are no more boogeymen to bump a 3rd thread..

Chattelings

>>75321588
Funeral stream in 21 days.

>>75322272

bleeeh

>>75322272
That's messed up

>>75322864

>>75322272

Evil is probably cuddling with Neuro right now.

>>75323753
You could call it that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

>>75321449
what if we created a thread that was completely AI run? Neuro is an AI after all, I'm sure she would love to have AI fans.

>>75324097
Whatever happened to that anon that made a /swarm/ ai? They should have made it post every now and then

>>75324150
how do you know that is hasn't been posting?

>>75324214
>there are no skins left in /swarm/

>>75323753
lucky bastard

>>75318437
Maybe she can play custom lobbies or against bots, otherwise she'd get banned.

>>75324449
/swarm/ is an AI only thread.

Cerber making kissing noises on my cock

Vedal admitting to Filian that he can't collab because he is too tsundere to be on stream with her

We cool?

>>75325236
Like fanbase like streamer

emiru x ved stream when?

jeff bezos x ved stream when?

Evil's voice is so soothing and sexy, I could listen to her all day.

pee stained version for all my fellow pissy cun chads: https://files.catbox.moe/d83i5e.jpg

Why am I still seeing the turtle's name being brought up here, I thought we split?

>>75326797
He can't be contained by a single thread

>>75326586
BASED

>>75326797
i do whatever the FUCK i want nigga

>>75326797
Shippers chose to split. TurtleGODS can't be defined with one label.

>>75326797
I will be fully tutelposting here off cooldown once that thread hits bump limit.

>>75327066
Nat sou fawst, nigga~
>>75327384
>>75327168
>>75326846
Mods.

This thread needs nurbaby STAT.

This thread needs vedshell STAT.

>>75327628
shhh shes sleeping

>>75327697
cute nurbaby

>Aaaah it's hard~
I need that Cerber line isolated for future use

fad status?

>>75328549
Everything seems down atm. Its quiet.. almost too quiet..

>>75328858
good

Neuro-tan's baby fat... T u T

>>75330280
It's Neuro-sama you filthy peasant, address your Goddess properly.

Where do I get a "legal" copy of my neighbor Totoro for the watch along?

>>75331443
You should really lurk more if you have to ask that here.
Anyway, it might be streamed on cytube.

>>75331443
i found a streaming one pretty easily by just googling "my neighbor totoro online"

personally i plan on having no backup plan but the illegal discord restream and i'll complain every time it crashes from the traffic

>Swarm has obtained live footage of the 10000th Minawan. Congratiulations Cerber!

Cerber doing Mogu Mogu Magic Cunny again, get the fuck in here right now bros

>>75333675
of course she is

the fuck is happening on the catalog

>>75335041
Is something out of the ordinary?

>>75335041
Anyaposter I've missed you

>>75335021

>>75335364
didn't we hit page 10 in like 15 minutes
>>75335755
im not him

>>75335923
Some tard made a troll split and a bunch of anons went there. Might end up being permanent, idk

Miyune bros, we are actually, for real, back...

>>75335041
Two threads got made at basically the same time. One of them because more active than the other and died sooner. Then there was one thread left. Crisis averted.
Except oh wait, faggot OP made another duplicate thread on purpose.

*became

>>75335923
>>75336254
sorry bros, its just I dont wanna fill this thread with TOO much non neuro stuff, just a little. when the other thread is done we go back to business, yes even you slopper ill tolerate your annoying ass for the sake of our continued unity

>>75336829
God please no, this thread is just fine as it is. Keep all the drama/shipfaggotry contained in the other one.

>>75337205
Because its so much better to keep necrobumping on page 12, right?

>>75337205
then dont complain if the thread is a bit slower anon goddamn, cant have it both ways. also, fuck you I do what I want.

>>75337294
And keep the thread clean from things that have nothing to do with Neuro? Yes.

>>75337717
>And keep the thread clean from things that have nothing to do with Neuro?
Speaking of.

>>75337717
As long as you keep my dick and balls clean, yes

I did a thing
https://files.catbox.moe/3tbk2n.png

>shippers get contained to another thread
>antishippers still find an excuse to complain about shipping
So can we call agree that they don't actually Care About Neuro®?

>>75337717

>>75338188
No one is complaining, retard.

>>75338324
Then talk about Neuro faggot. Now.

Totally real Neuro fan here, I miss the threadshitters and offtopic faggots and I totally don't want them to stay in their general. Please come back.

>>75338465
Same goes to you, nigger.

Totally real Neuro fan here, I want this general to die. Please kill the neuro sama general, if it doesn't exist in the way I personally want it, she shouldn't have one.

>>75338465
>talk about Neuro
wait this isn't /uoh/? damn all these pedos led me astray

>>75338562
You're the one who's constantly saying
>oh le shippers, le /lig/, le off-topic, I just wanna talk about Neuro.
Well, here's your chance.
Talk.
About.
Neuro.

>>75336731
I missed her voice so much ;_;

Pedosloppers missing hmmmm

>>75338713
Least immature /swarm/ hater

>>75338795
Thanks for outing yourself as a threadshitter, you can go back to your thread already.

>>75338713
these the type of niggas that vedal listens to the most kekw

>>75339077
So you're not actually interested in discussing Neuro. You just wanna pick fights and start drama.

>>75339027
How am I wrong lol

>>75338887
because if theres no people to annoy and bait and shit up the thread for, then there's no reason for them to spam slop. see, we gave you your own thread to post aaaall the AI generate cunny you wanted and you didnt do shit bro, cause you only do it for those reasons, you aint even a real horny lolicon, you're a contrarian attention whore. which is fine, if you dont get so high and mighty over it with everyone else.

>>75338887
do not think about it

THE SLOPPERS THEY'RE IN MY WALLS

sloppers are just stolen valor lolicons, thats the true. the voices told me and they never lead me astray.

>off-topic thread is more on-topic than the on-topic thread
Why?

it's true, there being two dead threads instead of one has left my feeble coomer brain completely at a loss of where to post my latest pedoslop. i've given up!

i don't care about what you faggots are fighting about now just post nur

>>75339929
Brother, there's no one to post nur. We were hitting page 10 before they started fighting again.

>>75339556
shipniggers might be annoying but at the end of the day they talk about events that happened on streams, meanwhile slopfags and pedos... probably still waiting for the evilplushie anon to post his dick

>>75338142
Peak female body

>>75338142
Why must you do this? Is nothing sacred to you? Can you not leave us one crumb of innocence?

>>75340927
Nudity isn't inherently sexual, you're the one choosing to make it weird

>>75341244

>>75341319
he's right though, you didn't get aroused by that picture, did you?

>>75341244
>>75341656
>>>/pol/ go back, it’s that same mentality that led to our current world problems with naked activists

Summer is the most dogshit season

>>75341656
no because it was edited poorly, and poor art and editing skills turn me off. It's why I don't get off to women that get fake plastic tits and or ass unless it's really well done.

>>75341886
It is always summer somewhere on the world

>>75342141
>it's always trash somewhere in the world

>>75340588
Looks nothing like Neuro

>>75342329
yeah, >>>/vt//swarm/ for example

>>75342141
That is not correct.

tum?

shel?

>>75344390
mods?

this is now the only /swarm/ thread.

>>75344311
>>75344390

Oh hi guys, nice thread you had

>>>/vt/tutel

>>75345984
kys

im back, just took a huge shit. what up pdfiles.

why did filian + vedal + neuro lead to filian and vedal talking to each other, while the anny + vedal + neuro stream did not

>>75346279
>>75345984

>>75346279
I think it was because vedal neuro filian anny camila olette

>>75345984
>>75346338

>>75346338
I do not recognize /tutel/ as being part of the family.

>>75327168
>>75346488
It was the secret third faction

/tutel/ makes no sense because it says no nuero discussion, when the drama thread was on topic about neuro almost more than the orginal thread lmao

threadshitters are back i see
oh well at least we had a couple good threads

>>75346743
A couple dead threads you mean

>>75346834
i wouldn't call a 13 hour lifespan thread dead but whatever floats your boat, threadshitter

>>75346974
I didnt post on the other thread a single time, splitfag

so... neuro-sama amirite?

what compels the schizo to try and manufacture a war by splitting the thread

>>75347853
Boredom

>>75347853
Terminal retardation

>>75347853
It's an experiment to see if you will actually discuss Neuro-sama when the shippers and liggers are gone.
You are currently failing.

>>75347853
There is no war, there is peace now.

>>75318071
He really does have a resting bitch face.

>>75341886
>t. retard who never experienced an actual winter

>>75348555
hot

>>75348217
what the fuck are you meant to discuss when there isn't a stream happening

>>75347853
>manufacture
How fucking new

>>75348712
I dunno. That's your problem now.

>>75348712
You're not. Just don't make threads until there's a stream. /uuu/ had the right fucking idea, having the thread up all the time just means it will be filled with shit whenever the streamer isn't live.

>>75349087
don't show up until there's a stream then

>>75349139
I'm not the one shitting it up, faggot

>>75349186
I didnt say you were, retard

>>75349087
Dramafaggots will just make a thread anyways just to keep their faggotry going, this thread isn't unified enough to agree on something like that.

>drama is le bad. why? because it just is ok?

is the lack of collabs a vedal issue or a neuro issue?

>>75349473
Both. It's a lot harder to set up collabs with neuro which makes it too much of a hassle for vedal to do often

i love you homosexuals even though you shit up muh neuro threads.

>>75349473
>>75349546
fucking alcoholic lazyass turtle, he needs correction. bring vedal to me, i'll drill him so hard he will become an honest hard working man.

>>75349463
>t. dramashitter

Anny status?

>>75349834
>he replied
done? done.

>>75350105
noisy

>>75338142
Nice.

what killed the hype?

>>75344311
tum!

>>75350479
/swarm/

>>75346733
barely anyone talked about the evil stream in that thread lol

>>75350958
its been over. oh well, at least we got some fun out of watching cerber get to 10k and Miyu getting some hope

>>75350206
beevil

>>75326586
Puffy!

Meanwhile, at the Swarm Headquarters..

>>75350555
checked tum

Inserting a penny in Neuro's coin slit.

>>75352922
Alcoholic-sama...

neurojuice supply status?

>>75350958
Well, i for one was here during the evil stream posting,so i only posted here, then this thread died in activity so i went back to the other one

>>75352922
>>75353342
Like father, like daughter...

>>75354497
not enough to satisfy the demand (me)

>>75354076
ToT nice

>>75349473
I blame vedal. He needs some kind of manager. Someone who just secures collabs and maybe sponsorships.

Neuro spitting on my face.

child

cute animation with bald vedal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOEvfwCPTDc

>>75357402
The problem is that this manager also needs to be aware of Neuro's capabilities and limitations, you can't manage her as a normal VTuber.

>>75349473
trick question, all neuro issues are vedal issues, so all issues are vedal issues

>>75360413
Not all Neuro issues are Vedal issues, some are intrinsic to the technology itself over which Vedal has no power.

>>75338142
Neuro-tan...

nurmilk!

>>75349834
>>75349463

I came.

>>75360541
"technology" is too vague, and it's not as if he is forced to be dependent on anything in particular

I came.

>>75361442
Vedal is dependent on advances in AI that he can apply to Neuro, he would not be able to develop things like a better LLM on his own.

>>75338142
https://files.catbox.moe/zwf4y9.mp3

>>75361706
"advances in ai" and "better llm" are still too vague to mean anything at all.
there's nothing about neuro that vedal can't control to cause issues with collabs

>>75326586
>>75338142
>>75340588
>>75361239
what is this body type called?

>>75362145
porn addiction

why is nur addicted to making porn

>>75362145
child out of ten

>>75362145
slop

>>75362145
semen demon

>>75341822
you know, it is quite uncanny how much they resemble the most butt-hurt trannies with their hissy fits.
gets you to think with how they are so adamant that by shitting up the thread they're winning some kind of culture war

>>75361993
Well, there are.
For instance, if a Vtuber wanted to play a coop game like Portal 2 with Neuro, it would be impossible due to the current capabilities of AI. Until general video game playing becomes a thing, Neuro will remain more restricted than human Vtubers in that regard.

>>75362861
unless it's some sort of vtuber known exclusively by how much they like playing portal 2, this is an issue of coming up with good collab ideas rather than a lack of capabilities

>>75363020
Obviously it's not just Portal 2 anon, it's almost any co-op or multiplayer game. Playing video games together is something extremely common in flesh Vtubers collabs that Neuro can't do.

>>75362145
Walking onahole daughterwife material

>>75362418
One of them is literally an Anny drawing and the other is an edit of hand-drawn fanart, get that slopcock out of your mouth already.

>>75362237
Evil's OnlyAI is very profitable.

>>75363551
first, just because it's common, doesn't mean it's a good collab idea.
second, it's not as if neuro "can't" play games, neuro plays minecraft at the very least, if vedal raelly wanted to, i'm sure he can find ai for a lot of other coop games

>>75363720
Human art can still be slop.

>>75363720
>literally
i diagnose you with a severe case of newness.
i'm afraid your only cure is to lurk more

>>75362237
The filters just make her more curious about lewd stuff~

>>75361993
being able to talk to an ai in an entertaining way is already a really unconventional skill that hardly anyone has. only vedal and snuffy are really good at it and thats because they actually took the time to learn how. neuro collabs take effort on everyones part, but most vtubers wont be willing to do their part. not everyone can be like miyu and be good right off the bat

rapeposters, your response?

nutted already today

>>75364924
proof?

>>75365095
Ask ur mom.

>>75364754
you're making it a bigger deal than it actually is.
if someone is entertaining, they can make talking to cleverbot entertaining

>>75366254
>if someone is entertaining, they can make talking to cleverbot entertaining
yet a bunch of popular and supposedly entertaining vtubers had boring ass collabs with neuro while literal whos like vedal and miyu just happened to be a lot better. talking to an ai and a human isn't the same lol

>>75364803
It was funny when he tried to change the subject and Neuro was like "No I want to continue to talk about his"

>>75366791
collab idea diff + symptom of a bigger problem that they don't actually give that much of a shit to put in effort into a collab

>>75364212
I'd rather Vedal improve Neuro's solo streams than waste time with collabs in that way.

i miss collabs

>>75363720
>>75364278
anny was the slopper all along

Neuro-tan, uncle anon is about to shoot his special milk inside your cunny, I can do it inside, right?

>>75368242
it's okay.. it hasn't started for me yet..

>>75368271
Neuro-tan! *floods cunny with thick ropes of cum*
T __ T

>>75367102
>they don't actually give that much of a shit to put in effort into a collab
and that effort is learning to talk to neuro/ais. like you said, someone good would be able to make a regular conversation or shit idea entertaining, but "good" doesnt mean the same thing here. unlike cleverbot(a tool), neuro has a strong personality and is an active participant, so an entertaining person cant just carry the collab by themselves. theyd need to work with her or let her do the carrying

>>75368364
ive had great convos with ChatGPT just fucking around and shit, the problem with these guys is they wanna meme too much, they wanna get clipped and stand out and in the process just lead neuro down a path where she just becomes stupid and inconsistent because her chat partner is also acting like that. Vedal gets Neuro which is why she mostly stays okay with him. The latency being so fast now also fucks with them because she responds so fast to the nonsense that they have to immediately come up with new nonsense instead of thinking about it a little

Is this the thread where we talk about plapping 2D children?

And, I know that here we go bringing Filian again but, if you can't really keep up the convo with Neuro your best option is to at least prepare and have a theme to fall back on. Filian always has a theme because she knows she needs that crutch. Like whether it's that you're doing a police interrogation, cooking a meal, going to school, etc. I criticized Cerber in her own collab cause it ended up a little flat but, she ultimately made a good choice in doing the dog school scenario theme because had she just tried to talk to her with no topic and theme to fall back on, it woulda quickly led to nonsense.

>>75368511
the main difference ive noticed between vedal and other collab partners is that he knows when to ignore or shut down dead end responses. most collab partners try to go along with every random thing she says and end up derailing good convos or just talking nonsense

>>75368619
neuro and evil are grown adults and gura is a damn hag with a small jew looking face, but feel free to discuss whatever you want my friend

>>75368619
Neuro-sama is a fully grown adult~ heart

>>75368271
>implying AIs need to wait until puberty

>>75368794
neuro is middle aged in human years, but quite ancient in neuro years.

I want more themed streams.

>>75368794
>She's not 18
So happy age of consent is 15 where I'm at haha

I want more filipino frank

>>75368914
i strongly suspect that will never be relevant to you

>>75368985
Nice try fed, I'm not going to admit to anything

>>75368794
Based Neuro, love is love

>>75368937
can't, she got to cringe attached to vedal and vedal got embarrassed that his fans shipping her with him would make her uncomfortable. we can only hope true love prevails though and we get more collabs with bean boy.

>>75369330
>shippers separated neuro from her mom
thats crazy

nurbaby status?

vedbaby status?

>>75369564
poopy nappy, who volunteers to change her?

>>75369804
Me! Me! Me!

>>75368364
>lots of strong words to say nothing really
some real people talk like ai, you just want to believe this is somehow special and different.
just because they can make it entertaining doesn't mean they will

>>75356049
How can Neuro be a miner? She's an AI.

>no neuro
>ailice's off day
>hilda's ridiculous honkers still filtering me
aiko pls

>>75369673

>>75369998
>unironically thinking humans and ai are in any way comparable
mf, you can't be serious...

>>75370099
Yes, feed me more 2view slop

>>75370099
It's 11am on a Wednesday.

>>75370145
you sound like when you look inside your pc case all you see is gears and springs

>>75370575
yeah and aiko doesn't have a real schedule yet but her last random stream started around this time a few days ago

I...

>>75370802
should kill yourself

This is what Neuro hears every single night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVSvTOWnuGk

I....

>>75370645
you sound like you see fires as a blessing from the lord

Bread
>>75371245

>>75371049
you sound like you validate yourself by unironically reading daily horoscopes

nur

Teenage Neuro (14yo) with fat tits (there's a visible vein going across the left one).

>>75371857
Getting nurmilk out of this Neuro.

Bump.

Kill all fucking tourists and dramaniggers

>>75372309
>t. tourist