/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

So which femaspies am I okay to raid into, I don't want to raid into someone who will follow up with an awkward silence because I have a penis

Post tierlists!

Just gonna say that I love her. Gu' ni'

/asp/ Commandments
>1. Are you a girl or a boy?
It is not of our concern.
>2. Are you a babi or a femboy?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Did you guys see the aspie numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you see what twitter/discord is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>5. The baiters are insulting your aspies!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. Hey guess what I heard from /asp/cord!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>7. You guys should quit...
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>75351910

Meow meow, There is a really cute and nice ENGVtuber I started following on twitch and twitter recently.
I noticed sometimes she has a /f/uck you shirt on and it makes me think she's either a nu-channer or an older user. I like her knowledge of old internet stuff and OC memes she makes.
She also apprently makes stuff in VRC all around her art is showing promise and after DM'ing her she is an infectious little bean for sure.
her @ is @NeetGrlfrend

>>75351950
Grace, Fwofie, Ria, Tiny, Gobb, Olga. There's more but my brain is not functioning anymore

>>75352234
The fuck i care bout a random? Dont post your newest obsession here you pussy

>>75352234
Nice selfpost, hello welcome. What do you stream?

>>75352234
get that shit far away from me

>>75352234
I could handle maybe an hour of this sort of thing max, its no longer 2007 my tolerance for l33t haxx0r humor is absolutely not what it used to be

>>75352330
>>75352234

Nevermind, I don't care anymore. Your Twitter profile has your Throne link instead of your stream link. You're not taking advantage of any aspies here. I will protect my boys. *hiss*

>>75352234
dont do this /wasp/ bullshit where people pick up random ass girls and try to pass them off as /here/
they need to post herself here out of their own volition
and no Midas is not /here/

>>75352425
Wasp in shambles

>>75352425
its a selfpost. she doesnt even stream.

>>75352550
Who would do that, in that weird way.

coming out of my cage

>>75352695
yummy tomato

>>75352695
Yumito momi

>>75352688
do what? selfpost? you're a newfag here, schizoposting is very common here and its easy to spot.

I refused to go to sleep until I finished this endearment
i can say that it is 99% finished (expressions need some tweaking)
it's good enough to ship for a stream

>>75352734
>>75352755

i just cant escape it can i

>>75352789
looks good i cant wait to see when its done

https://twitter.com/VSea_EN/status/1788040549922144298

auditions

>>75352808
it's fun to tease you, cant help it

What does "support in silence" mean

dont take it personally if i unfollowed you today, i just think you're probably retarded and lame and should be paralyzed from the waist down

>>75353206
they don't want to be seen supporting you

>>75353245
There's no proof that I said any of those things there's no shame in supporting me.

>>75353226
What the fuck, Fuza

>>75353151
love you thx for supporting me.. stinky

I regret ever working and collabing with you

he kind of sounds like Alan from Smiling Friends but somehow very cute

Rodent vtubers, this is your fate
https://youtu.be/f57HSjD_K8U

>>75353785
WHO

whoever replied to my mic problem, THANK YOU for you helped a problem i’ve been struggling for over 2 years! now my mic doesn’t feel like its too loud! i love this board so much, i’ll drop by again when i can aspies!

>>75353676
send me a picture of your character rigging progress from class <3

I want to hurt myself.

>>75353893
ohh ur exposing my opsec as future famous game developer and designer

>>75354196
I wouldn't wish being a game dev to my worst enemy. It's not as fun as it sounds, trust me.

>>75354196
then you better be paying attention in class

>>75354225
i would know anon i really would..

but im mostly here for the modelling, i know it's not a viable career path but i would love to get into cyber security

>>75354245
ill work hard.. and especially for all you anons <3

>>75354252
Closely following my path, I see.
Not as fun as it sounds either, unless you are actually psycho-tier and get into the fun lines of work. I wish you luck.

>>75354311
i want to be like you when i grow up!!11 and thank you for the well wishes. hope life goes well for all of us, godspeed

>>75354384
You don't wanna be like me anon, I'm a loser lol
The only fun I get in life is impressing people when I tell them what I do
Still though, I wish you that too. Follow your dreams.

>>75353865
np, happy to help. have a good one

>>75354466
I don't know you but you don't sound bad, or a loser. I know how it feels though, it's fun impressing people with cool facts about your life or people you know.

The future is scary and unclear but you've got to make the most of it, and I hope you still have it in you to try something new.
One day you might wake up and be on your death bed, so I mean trying is all we can do.

>>75354643
>I hope you still have it in you to try something new
Yeah, that's why I am here. That's why we're all here, aren't we? Trying something new and having fun.
I don't mean to scare you btw. It's just that all this shit can be isolating especially if you are passionate about it. Lost countless friends pursuing my dreams, including this. It's the price to pay. Just don't lose sight of what's important, it's all too easy to lose it.

I ask, what's the line between 'networking' and 'friends?' or is everyone /here/ just a dramafag out to backstab me if given the chances

>>75354945
I won't backstab you but I will cut you out of my life if you offend me

>>75354945
im slowly figuring it out myself, but im willing to open up and be friends if the vibe is right

>>75354945
If you talk to me more than just in chat I consider us friends

>>75354965
what do you mean offend

>>75355036
what's the best way to contact people? i would message them on twitter but nobody's checking their DMs realistically. nobody has their discord out in public (for obvious reason) and im sorry but I don't want to join your fan cult discord server and upset your parasocials

>>75355076
most have their discord server in public so there

>>75355076
Doesn't hurt to try twitter at least. If you're mutuals they'll see it. If not then you can always tell them here to check dms so you don't give yourself away.

>>75342278
WTF IS THIS TRUE!?

>>75355182
yeah and it was me who asked so get on your knees buddy

>>75354945
It's really hard for me since I'm a poorly socialized shut in, I really want to be friends with ace p for example but I don't know how to approach him or chat with him other than show up to his stream when I can.

>>75355182
That advice was first publicly widespread after Hexa tweeted about it, that's why it's almost standard now to push for 4 hours or more
https://twitter.com/HexaVT/status/1775203106906669391
But this advice comes from the same retard who deleted her whole livelihood just last week
https://twitter.com/HexaVT/status/1786227281263829077
So take it as you will

>>75355306
Just fucking talk to the guy. He messages me out of the blue and I feel like the worst human on Earth because my anxiety repels me from responding to him, he definitely knows who I am from writing this but seriously, I have never seen another person as friendly and as just genuine as he is and he seems like someone who can just chat about anything and everything.

>>75355235
it was me who gave the advice so YOU get on YOUR knees

>>75355182
That explains why I routinely peak towards the end of my stream

>>75355411
I want to I just don't know what to say. I'm fucking stupid when it comes to talking 1 on 1 through text.

I have no idea what to stream tonight.

>>75355758
Stream subnautica

>>75355900
ok

>>75355346
>i'm gonna vomit i accidentally deleted my entire hexa folder
lol lmao time for me to back up my shit

>>75355952
If you need help for backup strategies let us know. I have a lot of experience with that, part of my work. There are a lot of good strategies I can recommend.

>>75355756
So am I. That's why I rarely do it. It's not because I don't like others, I just have zero ability to socialise properly. But Ace is someone who, if I were to journey out of my shell, I know would be very supportive.

>>75355952
How can someone be so dumb?

Have at least 3 different backups if something is truly important. Have a backup file just on your PC in a location you can't easily access, like lock it behind admin permissions. Cloud backup is basically free on Windows and Mac. And always have another USB/HDD that you keep somewhere safe. Finally, REGULARLY BACK UP YOUR DATA.

>>75356118
meh im kinda tired right now I will do it later

>>75356118
To add to this, you should probably automate this in some way.
A simple powershell script can create a compressed version of whatever file you intend to backup and upload it somewhere, put it on a network share, something like that.
Automate it or lose it.

Is it a bad thing if you look at your design and feels like it reminds you of an anime character somewhere but you can't really put your finger on it?
I'm reviewing my rough design over and over again and have that creeping familiar feeling. It's like an amalgamation of my references yet it's none of them at the same time

>>75356799
Maybe send it to a friend and see if this character is more easily recognizable to them?

I miss you and i'm tired of pretending I do not.

>>75356945
im just chilling basically lol

Blocking gumpai was a good choice

>>75352425
Midas selfposted herself a few times, gave advice and her roommate also posts here too though.

>>75357128
lmao, posted her link once, made maybe two post and left, she did post a lot more on /wasp/ but even then I would consider it a stretch to say she is affiliated in any way to any of the two threads

The bond between oomfies is a beautiful thing

Whatever happened to WannersBlue and Yoodie_vt?
Whatever happened to the "love me ant andy" poster?
Whatever happened to the fervent gen wars last year?
Oh, this fleeting world

Respect to Beryl and his consistency, I feel like I see him live on twitch every time I log on around this time.

may the 8th be with you

>>75351950
Chibiibot, Gobbocus and Bonni

>>75358411
>Whatever happened to the "love me ant andy" poster?
Andy has been on hiatus for several months now.

Now that a friend of mine have turned to the dark side and become a vtuber, maybe I should follow in her footsteps.
But alas I'm a filthy male, so what dirty tricks, outside of botting can I use to attract an audience and beat her in numbers?

we need more girls in glasses

>>75353606
Sorry I attached the wrong one. Meant to do the new may one.

>>75360321
I'm confused what is this chart supposed to be? Followers gained? CCV? Hours streamed?

>>75360389
CCV

>>75355900
sorry he lied he's not going to do it

>>75360389
bait.

>>75360389
The amount of days since the last dickpic they received in dms

Seggs with Yumi!

>>75360583
I still have not received a picture of a small, cute and bullyable dick, I'm starting to believe all the twinks and femboys are packing huge dicks

I want to torture Purrson with pliers

>>75360883
Go try Ainslie, he's Chinese, probably had a small dick

>>75360321
Something has to be wrong with how these numbers are gathered by ccv was 30 for maybe one stream out of 25ish and was inflated mostly by a raid

>>75360321
bizarro world /asp/

>>75360883
The femboys I've been with usually either has a nice dong, or can't get hard, I think you might have a hard time getting a micropenis in your inbox.

>>75360883
Post yourself coward, I'll send my femboy dick.

>>75360883
Also you'd need him being a bit of an overconfident, or a doormat kind of guy for him to send a dickpic if he's not packing.

>>75353206
They want the brownie points for supporting you without actually supporting you

If I get another schizophrenia meds advertisement I am going to shoot myself

>>75361174
I'm a grower and I won't be showing my dick at full mast to anyone who did not send me one first

>>75360883
I'm streaming today about micro dicks and the people who have them. In the future I can delude myself into assuming all of my crabs are just salty about their micros.

>>75358411
>WannersBlue
Got a really good job that's top percentile in his country and couldn't continue streaming on top of that

I want Suwawa to step on me!

>>75358411
>Whatever happened to the "love me ant andy" poster?
I'm not welcome anymore in her community

>>75362196
Get in line. Everyone in the cult wants this

>>75362196
always mix this one up with yoro yoyo

>>75362464
Brother how did you fuck up that badly?

in vtuber rigs, what do you prefer: bouncy rigs, stiff-ish rigs, or a balance of both?

>>75363883
If my boobs don't jiggle I don't want it

>>75360874
this is just qb but goth

>>75365210
She is less british

If I told you that I love you, doubt me. I am but a liar, talking about what I don't comprehend, just trying to get your atention.

>/vsoc/

>>75365490
Do you need me to groom you?

i wonder what you've been up to lately... i don't think you're around here anymore, or at least not as often. i miss you

If I make a guide seriea that's like 100 episodes but literally no one watches any of them because the fandom for the game was niche and is long dead will the algorythm and audition viewers consider my channel an unsalvageable trashfire

asp for this feel

>>75366110
Shania

People do the
>“Asp for this feel”
Posting to see if you’ll name them.


Tell me anon, do you ever get named?

>>75366227
no

>>75366015
if you edit it well enough or narrate it with enough enthusiasm, i will sit through whatever you made. i have watched whole lectures and discussions on things that i didnt knew about just because the presenters were charming enough to retain my attention.

>>75366227
I don't do that to see if I get named, I just see a shitty picture online and think it would be funny to post it here with a very thin shitty excuse that makes it on-topic

>>75366110
Charley

>>75366227
I seethe every single time.

>>75366227
no

>>75360874
death to all babis

>>75366280
Yeah I want it to be one of those things where you go "a 50 minute presentation learning everything about this thing I never knew existed in a game I'll never play? Of course I'm gonna watch this!" But those videos have to get reccomended to you somehow first and the format wouldn't work as well/I'd get burnt out and stop wanting to do them if I made a single 2 hour+ video to farm watchtime like those kinds of videos

>set up a collab
They cancel
>ask them how they’re feeling and if they want to reschedule
No reply
>comment on their things
No responses anymore

Should I take the hint?

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck you people from last thread making me want to vaguepost again fuck why did i check your page and now it has me questioning things fuck me for my over imaginative and anxious brain i need to stop reading here because it does me no good fuck me fuck me fuck

>>75366690
name them

>>75360321
I like how this is incorrect and has me listed as YT when I only Stream on Twitch but have a few vods publicly available on YT.

>>75366694
youre so fucking annoying i would love to beat you with a hammer

>>75351950
You don't even stream so why are you asking

>>75366227
No, but I never expect anyone to name me for anything.

>>75366716
Yes, it's incorrect because it's a troll. I haven't streamed in May.

>>75366716
I knew it, you dont watch other aspies.

>>75366721
please do

gm im going live btw

>>75366703
She reads the thread a lot I’m sure she’ll see without me naming her

>>75366827
okay but name her so everyone knows to not collab with that person since she seems like a cunt

>>75366865
pafu

>euro hours
literal fag larp and sexpesty shitposting

>ustz
just doxxes eachother and harasses people by name

Why is this thread a thing again?

>>75366865
khubie

>>75367009
Send a message of complaint to /vt/ jannie detailedly explaining why all threads of /asp/ should be banned and automatically filtered

>>75366865
I feel bad naming her since people already warn against her. I would definitely be taking the L. I also don’t want to like name them just incase it’s a huge misunderstanding.
>>75366947
Not Pafu
>>75367072
Not QB

>>75358411
>Whatever happened to the "love me ant andy" poster?
Was a wasp schizo. Didn't return after it failed. Good riddance.

>>75366947
>>75367072
I take it back. The random name drop shit is in EUTZ too.

>>75358411
>Whatever happened to the "love me ant andy" poster?

>>75367168
Sorry again,

Just to reiterate

Do I just take the hint? Do I keep messaging them casually now and then about it. Do I directly just go “are you ignoring me I’m trying to get an answer.”

I have always had a really hard time socially doing this, and now with streaming it seems harder in case it gets blown out proportion.

>>75367278
You should write them a big passive aggressive twitter post about how you don't like being ignored by other vtubers and that you think it is very unprofessional not to respond quickly to your messages. I'm sure that will get you the sort of attention you want.

>>75367168
Gumpai, then. She's bipolar and the only one people "warn about".
Be direct only once and *politely* ask if she's ignoring you.

>>75367278
since you already posted here, she'll probably see and know it might be about her. i would send one more question about it with a date range on when youd be available for the collab and see if she replies. if she ignores it, just move on. if she gives you a yes, then you're good. if its still vaguely brushed off, ask her if she'd like to tell you when she's free instead and just move on until she messages you about it (which could be never).

>>75367266
>>75360321

>>75367444
Anon that says "30 days" not "month"

>>75367278
if she’s ignoring your replies to her posts when she didn’t before then, yeah, she must’ve changed her mind about the collab anon

beryl cosplay pic. don't tell him I gave this to you
https://files.catbox.moe/mpf6gg.png

>>75367511
then she should have told the anon that the collab won't work, why the fuck is she ignoring
if it's gumpai, we all knew she is sick in the head

I love female vtubers with big bouncy boobs. Should male vtubers also have big bouncy chests too?

>>75367623
You just couldn't resist huh

>>75367605
good try except beryl is a fatso and hasn't moved from his pc in a year

>>75367648
Most men don't unless they're horribly obese. Most male vtubers around /asp/ have very slender torsos as well so unlikely to have very developed pecs.

>>75367648
No. Where's my big bouncing bulges?

Gumpai is acting like a saint on twitter replying to all the “good” critiques she’s getting when its obvious she’s submitting it herself

>>75367623
how should i know i’m not the spineless retard anon’s trying to collab with

>>75366149
ain't that the truth

>>75367737
I should have made myself a furry and streamed with a camera on my bulge like some furries do, I want to be sexpested so bad

gn /asp/

>>75365210
A Yumi / QB collab sounds like it'd go down well. Will she be the next one to be jonged by khubie?
>>75366432
She's not a babi. https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2136350306

>>75367809
sleep well mwa

Live right now playing pokemon platinum! Stop by and say hi!

Gumpai screwing people over collabs again? Imagine my shock! Find someone else because she'll just run away and ban you later anyway.

>>75367835
death to this babi too

>>75367885
>no link
just end stream and give up if you can't do even this correctly

Why would you even ask Gumpai for a collab? Most boring aspie there is

>>75367809
Nini anon good job today

>>75367350
in this hobby filled with people with social anxiety, mental illness and physical health problems complaining someone isn't replying to your messages is entitled af

I love this stupid meme and how most of these are just the modes getting progressively sluttier.

>>75367964
She should do more with fuza. Their valentine's stream was kino.

>>75367964
if you believe she is boring, wait until you find out about me!

>>75368359
I do not remember making this post.

I hate them that's why I never miss a stream as soon as it starts.

>>75366227
I don't even get name when people just ask to name a chuuba.

>>75368259
Do you think she has had a train run on her yet?

>lose script/drawing/design to not saving things
>lose all motivation to try to make it again because I know it'll never be as good as the original and I lost the sauce that made it a good idea
why am I like this

>>75368259
Look at how fucking genshin-ified the second is. Sure the first's outfit was plain but it was at least something, like a monk or some shit
The second? Just every single other half naked fantasy space princess

https://www.twitch.tv/holdenfalsch
Just having some retro fun

>>75351910
Call me hoobastank cuz I'm finally awake

Good morning zatsu and GAMES LATER!?!?
Now, let's party!
https://www.twitch.tv/patcherypittari
https://www.twitch.tv/patcherypittari

>>75366227
Not even once

>>75369396
Give him a blowjob

>>75369268
I'll call you hoobastank because I hate you

Which femboy would you fuck tierlist.
No homo btw

>>75368259
Don't look at and judge my first to second outfit

>>75369793
"MOM, YEAH ITS ME, I MADE THE FUCK LIST"

>>75369793
we knew you were gay without making a list about it

>>75369793
i'll take 3rd, klondie and mokuba.

>>75369793
>no fuck
but i want to fuck the suka girl...

>>75369793
>In fuck
What did you mean by this? :3c

>>75369793
I need to rape Slushy Charley Kenny Sin Coyote Gclef Sun Crane Nikola and Kuromaru
I will find them and rape them

>>75370418
We will have sweaty loud sex

>>75370473
why not me huh????

I want him to penetrate my womb with full force and drop his seed inside me, making me feel his balls and hips slap against me, pressing against my body with his full weight to the point where I have a hard time breathing, holding my hands and interlace our fingers together so I don't move anywhere. I want him to either give me a sloppy kiss or give me a hickey so he can hear my moans and praises towards him. I know he's more of a visual, audio and overall sensory guy who wants to overload his senses until he loses control, but id still would want to try something like this with him.
And id like to have some wholesome after care together where we cuddle with eachother and then shower together... Maybe go for a second round there. If we do that I bet he would be so tired he'd go to sleep and miss the stream, or he would be drowsy to the point where he becomes numb during the livestream .

>>75370473
how will it be rape IF I ENJOY IT??? *UWO*

>>75370654
Are you sexy
>>75370723
Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>75370719
A man wrote this btw

>>75370875
That's what everyone thinks I am anyways

>>75368869
You'll probably make it better than before though, now that you know exactly what to do.

>>75370924
¿¡¿WIPLASH?!?

>>75370924
Fwofie what the actual fuck

Wiplash's fat pancake nipples uoooooh

just found out my oshi is a mossad asset
how do i cope

>>75367799
Hi Claudette!

>>75371435
How does that happen? Was your oshi one of the armycore chuubas?

>>75370719
aspiring v-tubers?

>>75371534
>>75370875
ignore and report troll posts

Put the “OL” back in cocOLust

I miss that femanon that posted her tits... I wish i know which chuuba she was

>>75369268
Fuck off

>>75371691
kill yourself

>>75370719
>>75370924
Chrii...

>>75369793
Axed haru Ainslie shvah tornkite explain

Hey guys look! Look! I did the thing where you say a name with three dots! Look at me!

Looking for geniune advice on this.
How do I avoid being a sexpest?

As a male, I like sex. When I make friends with people, sexual attraction oftens crops up. I don't get horny for everybody, but I absolutely get horny for some people.
I don't think "just don't be horny" is a reasonable option, I'm not a monk.

What makes difference between being a sexpest that everyone is wary to steer clear of, vs being a normal human being who is able to engage in sexual intimacy with people in a healthy manner?

>>75372207
Anon...

>>75372259
It's sexpesting if you just start being horny out of nowhere with no prompting

>>75372259
i think the line is pretty obvious and if you have trouble understanding what normal human behavior is and isn't. i think you are not going to make it

>>75372259
If the other person has never indicated any interest in having sex-flavored banter with you, don't initiate it. It's that easy. You can be as horny as you want as long as you don't feel compelled to tell anyone about it or expect them to play into them for you.

>>75372259
>How do I avoid being a sexpest?
You don't. The people who call others a sexpest are more often than not unable to be like this:
>a normal human being who is able to engage in sexual intimacy with people in a healthy manner

>>75372259
You're not allowed to live within 1000 meters of a school are you

>>75372353
I think it also goes without saying that vtubing attracts alot of socially inept individuals, who are not too familiar with social etiquette

>>75372259
the same way you make male and female friends in real life?

>>75372499
hahahahaha

>>75372493
even social etiquette should be easily picked up from earlier points in life, like schooling, or watching any form of entertainment barring anime and coomer vtubers.

>>75372416
But wouldn't sex-flavored banter be sexpesting on their part?
>enter stream
>make sex joke
>it's sexpesting?

>>75372259
If both sides consent and whack it off to each other then fair enough but if they turn on you then beware of the twitlongers branding you a sexpest.

>>75370473
You can't rape the willing boy.
I'll give you the fuck of your life, I'm gonna turn that icicle you got into water.

>>75372573
On whose part? If you show up to a stream and for no reason just start in with "wow I want to cum on you" yes, you're a gross weirdo.

>>75372572
...and someone who is socially inept is clearly someone who had not picked up those skills earlier in life.

>>75372259
don't be like either in picrel

>>75372637

>>75372618
So perhaps it is a matter of being more subtle/only slightly sexual? say "wow your hair is cute" and if the person reciprocates, then increase the sexual nature, and if they reciprocate again, increase, etc until you are able to say "wow I want to cum on you"?

>>75372741
Just don't say it. Shrimple

>>75372637
the one on the left is so much worse
a discord is expected to be full of retarded freaks, but doing it in chat is so fucking nasty

I want to fuck and get fucked by so many of you. and than cuddle afterwards :3c

>>75369268
Heads up Patchey, if a girl joins your chat it doesn't automatically mean they want to have sex with you

>>75372741
If you wouldn't say it somebody in person you shouldn't be saying it in chat. If you said that to me in person they would never find your ashes.

>>75372765
If you don't express any kind of sexual interest at all, you won't get anywhere sexual with that person, even if they are interested in you. You have to make a move

>>75372259
acknowledge your horniness when it's happening, take a breath, drink some water, and do something about it later on when it won't ruin your social life. "this too shall pass" and all that. If you want to go the whole nine yards, go on a walk instead of jorking it. That's easy for me to say though as basically an asexual

>>75372741
No don't be retarded. Wait until they show interest first.

>>75372830
Protip: You're not going to. Stop being gross.

>>75372852
Okay so what advice would you give to the other person?
If you say to them also "wait until they show interest first" then both of you will be waiting and nobody will show interest

>autistic retard can't understand why vtubers don't want to ERP with him

>>75372899
If they never show interest then they aren't the kind of person you should be doing it to just move on

i forget that some of you don’t go outside

>>75372937
Why go outside? The people there call the police when I tell them I want to cum on them.

>>75372925
What if they are interested in me, but are following your advice and are not showing that interest because they are waiting for the other person to show interest? Do you see the conundrum here?

Vtubing is not a dating service, you're supposed to date real people not anime girl puppets on the internet

>>75373010
What if nothing is real because our eyes aren't real?

>>75373010
You're looking way too deep into this. Don't tell someone you want to fuck them if they haven't indicated interest full stop. No ifs ands or buts. This is basic human interaction we're talking about dude

>>75373151
You're not communicating your point very clearly
What is "indicated interest"? give an example

Somebody really woke up today and said "what if I just shitposted for several hours larping as the most oblivious sexpest viewer possible?"

>>75373076
I can't hear you over the thick globulous ropes I'm shooting over femchuubas

not everyone is an incel/femcel here
some people have family, you know? (wife, husband, kids)

>>75373186
I'm tired of trying to explain something to you that every adult should know. I'm going to wait until people start talking here about how you sexpested them because you lack social awareness.

>>75373076
There are literally multiple people from this tiny community of /asp/ that have met through /asp/ and are now dating. You are wrong.

I'm thinking about going scorched earth on an /asp/ie

>>75373228
Yeah, all me

>>75373259
I will be there on the front lines to not care but laugh when it blows up in your face.

>>75373248
No, you're just saying "you should know this" without explaining anything, all you're doing is bashing.
>What's 1+1?
>I don't know
>Dude it's 1+1 you should know this
>I don't know it, what is it?
>It's 1+1!! I'm trying to tell you
>What is 1+1
>I'm trying to tell you!

>>75373296
It won't
I have dirt that can get them cancelled by normies

>>75373259
Omg who!?!? I hope it isn't me... :(

>>75373259
What did they do to you?

Reminder that

>>75373250
People meeting through a shared interest doesn't make the shared interest a dating service retard

>>75373323
someone post the dog petting comic

>>75373323
I would also call someone who doesn't know 1+1 a retard I don't know what your point is

>>75373322
No you don't.

Anyone want to play tortured earth for a tabletop collab stream????

>>75373400
Don't egg me on

>>75373376
>>75373323

>>75373394
The point is I'm asking you to explain something that you know but I don't know. You just keep on pointing out that I don't know the thing rather than telling me what the thing is.

>>75373342
u are my favorite ever i hope u know

>>75373439
There's nothing to egg on. You've got nothing.

>>75373259
Do it, make history repeat itself. It went so well last time.

YT always recommends me videos from small ass vtubers (<100 subs), I kind of feel bad and I open every video and give them a like, am I mentally ill?

I act innocent but I actually want to be teased and sexpested by hags.

>>75373463
Oh but I don't know how :(

oh its the same trolling this dude does every week
just report him and moveo n

>>75373351
Just because (You) can't get some, doesn't mean other can't

>>75373400
Yes I do. I can even get them arrested with the proof of crimes I have

Alright,
I did the first of many clipping videos

If you can recognize me by my editing style; no you don't.

https://youtu.be/V1U4g1akB0g

>>75373534
You're not going to.

>>75373537
No, you really can't. If you could you wouldn't be vagueposting here for attention.

>>75373534
Hi scab

>>75373509
You’re based for this

>>75373532
I'm not trolling. I have friends, I want to express my sexual interest to those friends but I am afraid that if I do and they're not interested in me back, that it will ruin the friendship and maybe also my reputation.
I just have poor social skills and want to be a good person.

>>75373683
If you have poor social skills then don't engage in dangerous activities that require high social skills to successfully maneuver.
End of fucking story.

>>75373683
dont be a whore anon just ruin one friendship not all of them

I wish I could pet the dog but I don't know how. No guys I'm not trolling. I know lots of dogs but I don't know how to pet them and I don't know what would happen if I try to pet them and I do it wrong.

>>75373759
fuck you asshole

I hope every aspie gets cancelled and ruined

>>75373848
That would be so epic for the win fellow 4chan poster!

>>75373848
not me im too nice and charismatic and all the normies love me ehe

>>75373848
Please god let this happen it would be so funny

I don't know if not being known in this shithole is a blessing or a curse

>>75374035
It's a lot more manageable when you realize that literally everyone larping about "cancelling" somebody or doing some actual harm to anyone else is totally powerless.

>>75374086
I could do it if I wasn't so lazy lol

>>75374035
It's a blessing if you're not socially inept, it's both if you are

>>75372637
>>75372724
that hanabi stuff made me so uncomfortable, I haven't watched lava nearly as much after him and some of her other viewers started doing that shit.

>>75374086
You still believe it, meanwhile herahera, gumpai, mama, cats, jake, camooe, nana, rinna, and many many many more retards base their opinions on le 4chin response.

rebel LOVE

>>75374490
Then you are not a bozu! Bozus groom mama bozu and let her groom them back!

>>75374516
Hi Hera nobody cares.

>>75374490
I am confused when everything is not about me?

Do your best today, /asp/ :] but don't push yourself unreasonably. If you need to take a breather, please do so.

>>75374593
Kwab!

Guys, it’s a bit XD

>>75374933
this is why nobody watches you

>>75374933
A bit closer to death!

>>75374662
Hi hanabi!

>>75375125

New bread doko?

>>75375174
Nono, koko doko?

>>75374490
Why was anyone surprised that the man that ritual draws and orbits certain femchuubas is weird towards them?

>>75366227
yes but it was about being a whore, so really at what cost.

debating if I should have the massive tits on my model covered fully or just fully out there. is it tasteless?

bread
>>75375365

Who?

>>75375409
30 30 30

>>75373444
this comic disturbs me, it's filled with so much raw hatred, even the trees are dead and the colors are washed out, the sky is grey and the dog looks actively uncomfortable the entire time, why does the woman just snap at him instead of simply walking away?
What would motivate someone to create this?

>>75375402
>sukadeeznuts
The schizos are gonna be rampant today

>>75375391
Eye candy is a thing. Get viewers through any mean possible!!!

>>75375409
30 ON 30