/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

I love Gura the most!

Sex with a fembud.

>>75322283
SNIFFFFF

Gawr Gura, SFW 442 pieces. No preview, rotation on.
https://jiggie.fun/ggg

not gonna read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

You know what? I'm about to say it, I don't care that Gura broke her pucci.

Day 14! Give it up for day 14!

>>75323455
DELETE THIS

I love the one who loves Gura the most the most.

>>75323821
That's cool bro, as long as you don't try to touch me with your penis I don't mind.

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>75323013
*touch*

Where we at with the debate over guras armpit smell? Spicy? Sweet? Sour? Floral? What about the affect, aphrodisiac or pure stank?

>>75325065
A tangy sharp smell with a lingering stank

Gura stream?

>>75325637
In my mouth?

>>75325689
>there's a party in my mouth and gura is invited but she isn't showing up

>>75322495
Ebi on the run lol.

Is image spam what /ggg/ has been reduce to? Everytime I think there is some news because replies but no.

>>75326475
Not much we can do until the mod bans the spambot.

Chumbies I ate some chicken nuggies today instead of pizza

>>75326799
I put chicken nuggies in with my pasta and tomato sauce

>>75326799
based nuggz enjoyer

Thoughts?
https://files.catbox.moe/mi91iy.jpg

>>75327041
gays should be banned from the internet

>>75327075
I concur.

>>75326856

I want to suck on Gura's dual phimotic futa shark cocks.

>>75327041
I don't like when artists try to get around drawing a real dick with these fake dicks.

>>75327341
would you be disgusted at a chicken parmesan?

>>75326856
sounds yummy chumbie

>>75316084
Shhhh
But thanks chumbie, I'm flattered you remember

>>75327041
still would suck

>>75327041

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>75328452
samen

>>75328518

>>75327041
H...Hot...

Baguraette honhonhon

>>75327041
I hate how I'm saving this.

>>75325304
..I want to know

>>75328716
Do not negotiate with Twatter terrorists.

Is Gura a fembud?

>>75328739
..I want to see Gura's twatter

>>75328896
It's called x now

I want to see Gura's twat.

>>75328610
you are gay

>>75328452
samen

>>75328938
I want gurasex

I want to see Gura

>>75329011
I'm a Gurasexual.

>>75329011
>refuse to suck Gura's futa shark dicks
real gay

Why was the taipei karaoke tweet deleted?

>>75325304
I want to know can you show me
Also it’s funny how big this Disney got due to Gura and Ina

>>75329140
God she would ruin me with this thing and I would let her.

>>75329456
idk but that happened a couple days ago

>>75328610
You'll come to accept it eventually.
Sharkocks are too strong.

>>75329456
It would be crazy if they gave her a 3D live like singapore did for watame

>>75327041
Source?

>>75330194
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/95164/post/103426863

>>75330245
thanks

>>75330245
>almost the shortest
what a faggot

Holy shit I love Gura

>>75330245
The biggest surprise was Fauna's monster flower cock.

>today at job site - staff girl is flirting with me
>literally never been flirted with once in my entire life
>she asks me what I do in my free time
>panic - my hobbies are cute-posting in this general and sleeping. That’s fucking it.
>Tell her I like to talk to people on the internet
Could I have said anything worse? Why am I like this? Why am I so fucking gay. Fucking kill me. Dig my eyes out and shoot me into the sun.

>>75329456
They were thinking for others (albeit unintentionally) using the phrase like "they can't wait to meet their fans" (no retard this is clearly Cover mandate shit)

>>75331304
Don't worry, everything is a learning experience.

>>75331304
>Tell her I like to talk to people on the internet
Ow, this physically hurt to imagine chumbie, here, take this and end your suffering quick.

>>75331304
thats not bad I mean its like going on social media

>>75331304
I say reading when I'm asked this. and if they ask me what I read I say fanfiction unless they're a weeb then I say isekais

I have an interview tomorrow with a Fortune 100 (I will bomb it)

>>75332667
Good luck on your interview. You getting hired would make the company slightly worse and I root for their downfall.

>>75332667
That’s cool chumbie. I bombed an interview so hard it ended after 2 minutes. I’d be impressed if you could top that

>>75332860
How?

>>75332959
>Interview began with them asking me to briefly describe myself.
>I gave a brief overview of all my computer skills and mentioned how much I hated networking because it was so boring.
>They then reminded me that this position was for a networking role and asked if wished to continue the interview. I declined.
In my defense I was applying to 50+ jobs a week and I had forgotten which interviews were for which positions.

>>75333633
Gigashrimp.

>>75332667
I have an interview coming up this week too. I wish you luck as well chumbie

>>75330949
>yeah but there's two so it's like it's 11 inches long!
-Gura, coping about her shrimp dicks

>>75333900
Don’t call me that

tornadoes all over the fucking place near me

>>75334380
stay safe chumbie

>>75334380
Man I'm glad I don't live somewhere where a random passing tornado could destroy my home.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>75334380
I'm fucking sick of tornadoes already this year, feels like there have been way more than usual even though that's probably not true.

>>75334380
At least your warned of an impending disaster. Even if the ones in my area are a lot more rare.

>>75333633
That’s happened to me a few times, not that fast, but similar situations

>>75334094
Why not?

>>75334061
I love Gura's little shrimp dicks.

>>75335946
Ok maybe you can call me that

>>75332667
>>75333951
gl chumbies!

I can hear the night time frogs outside my window!!!

>>75337301
what are they saying

>>75337301
I bet it sounds like an all you can eat buffet out there...

>>75337352
They’re ribbitting!!!

>>75333633
>50+ jobs applications a week
>so many interviews he can't keep track of which is which
When/where was this? I'm still in college, but I know a guy in the UK who's submitted hundreds if not thousands of applications for computing jobs over the last few months and has never even gotten a single interview
He's "only" got a Bachelor's in fairness, but I know another guy (also UK) who has a Masters in Computing Science from the University of Glasgow and has been unemployed since he graduated like two years ago. He's gotten maybe like three interviews in that time, despite also sending out thousands of applications
And you can be damn sure I'm screenshotting your post and linking them this thread just to torment them lmao

>>75337301
Huh I swear I read this post yesterday

>>75338187
Same desu
I for one welcome a new frog-themed ritualpost, almost running over so many of them while on patrol lately has made me develop a strange affection for them

>>75337906
2021 - midwest - via Indeed website. Had an AS in cyber security and a Cisco cert (ccna).
applied to around 200 jobs inside a month span. Got 4 or 5 different job interviews from it.

>>75332667
How’d you get the interview

>>75338645
Naruhodo - so you were, then, about what I am now (also AS, also taken ccna cert classes, etc.)
Thank you for the details, perfect ammunition for me to continue rubbing their bonghammed noses in our burgermutt superiority

>>75337906
I’ve recently been getting more responses/interviews by applying directly from their website or emailing the hiring manager. I go on indeed or linked in to find jobs then applying from their site

Gwar Gura? More like Gwar POOura am I right?

>>75339256
I too would let Gura shit in my mouth, yes

>>75339250
Those are children.

imagine swallowing one of her chocolate logs...

>>75339250
She is such a homo, I love her.

>>75339093
You’re welcome chumbie

GURA SOON!

>>75339543
Nooo no no. We are not doing that here at this time of day. No no no. Bad chumbie. Bad!

>>75338645
>>75339093
I’ve been looking into getting some certifications, can I just pass a test or do I need a class?

>>75339901
Yeees yes yes. I need a taste of her earthy brown nectar. Mmmhhhh!

3-year badge is about to be 8 months late kek she might as well wait until 4-year

>>75322236
She looks like elaina here

You could be Gura

My Gurandma.

>>75340053
CompTIA certs can be achieved by studying and memorizing definitions. Not only are they the easiest to get, they’ve been the most sought after in the job markets.

Other certs (like the ccna) require you to have a concrete solid understanding of all the fundamentals. I bought the OCG and studied from that. Inside and out, from first to last page, taking extremely detailed notes the entire way through. So while I didn’t take a traditional class, I did spend about 9 months studying around 40 hours a week for it.

Look up stories about taking the oscp. Apparently it’s one of the hardest certs to get and people stay up 24 hours doing it because that’s the time you’re allotted to take it.

>>75340705
impossible i don't have a fat tai- OH SHIT

What's up with the spam of pics in these few past threads?

>>75341668
I like it

>>75341152
So I can just study a few days and do the test. Ok nice

>>75341668
I don't really have a problem with picture posting, but they could slow down a bit and not kill the thread fast.

>>75341668
Based people.

>>75341723 (me)
Where did you get your notes for studying?

gura cute

>>75341723
You could if you studied just the answers lol. I think they’re called “test banks” maybe. And they exist and people do cheat by only studying for them to ace the tests. You’ll never pass an interview though since you don’t actually know what you’re talking about however, so I wouldn’t recommend only studying those lol

>>75341182
Goth Gura is built for ryona T u T

>>75341881
If you’re asking about the ccna, I already mentioned in the previous post. I bought the OCG textbook. It’s basically the size of any large standard college textbook. I used the PDF version on my iPad and wrote my notes directly onto the PDF in the side margins and stuff. And my “notes” were basically me rephrasing every single thing on the page but more dumbed down and in my own words. This way I knew I wasn’t just mindlessly skimming pages, but actually forcing myself to become familiar with the concepts.

>>75342627

>>75342652
Oh I thought ocg was some type of website. I’m a fast learner as long as it keeps me interested. It’s why I’m good at math and bad at science.

>>75339765
That is a very smoochable chumbie prime
Chu~

>>75342942
Watch this video. It’s basically the entire fundamentals to networking, so if you find this stuff interesting, then you’ll probably find studying for the ccna interesting too. (also I don’t watch content creators for education, but a lot of people like the person I linked. He’s mentioned in like every form about this kind of stuff lol.)

>>75343382
*forum and here’s the link too -_-
https://youtu.be/bQ6woul_JrQ

>>75342114
God, Gura's gills make her 1000% hotter

>>75341668
99% sure it's a bot.

Gura ugly.

gills aren't hot

>>75340705
would you believe me if i told you that im her?

>>75343746
I love you Gura!!!

>>75343746
not really

>>75343836
What emotion even is this? She looks determined AND surprised? The fuck is that

>>75343967
it's her I WILL BE CUTE face

>>75344066

>>75343746
GURAAAAAA

>>75344146
that's her I see face

>>75343711
You, my friend, are entitled to your opinion but I respectfully disagree
Also you're a faggot

Is cockatielbud in here tonight? Can you talk about why you call one of them a timid asshole? What did it do?

>>75344211

careful, the dino gura is muckspreading

Reminder that, as she is not a mammal, Gura does not have nipples. Therefore it is safe to post her featureless chest

I want to swallow on of Gura's tootsie rolls from her puckerd starfish

>>75344497
gura has areolae. she talked about them before

>>75344959
I like this artstyle but the tail should be thicker

>>75343518
I watched it and I knew all of that already but only on a technical level no clue how to do what he was doing with it. I can definitely learn it, thanks

Got greedy and spent Gura's superchat money on russel contracts. The trade went south and I lost it all. There's always tomorrow.

>>75345291
That's an extra bullyable ryonable Gura T u T

>>75345695
why does my wife look so sad

>Gura has bushy pucci and pits
>Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach
>Fuck off antis

>>75345836
fuck off anti

I’ve always pronounced “anon” as “an-nin” like anikin skywalker. I’ve never known anyone else who does this.

>>75323013
>*Le touché*

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>75345831
Those fireworks are triggering her PTSD from her time serving

I trained arms, chest, and some back yesterday. today I trained legs and some more back, and now everything hurts or will soon

>>75346609
Leg recovery is the worst. Every time you sit down to shit you’re legs shake and wobble

>>75346596
What happened to the nazi women after ww2? Did they just stop caring about breeding a super race?

>>75346745
yes and they take the longest to fully heal, at least for me

>>75346835
women almost always submit to invaders out of self-preservation

>>75346843
Same desu. It’s because your quads are so fucking THICC. Get a foam roller to help circulate and push out the lactic acid. Stretching and massaging work incredibly well too.

>>75347011
thanks, I'll look into it, I definitely notice the difference of not doing my stretches after training legs

>>75346609
naisu
i learned that forearm muscles recover quick so i've been training them every day.
i always had pain in my right wrist (probably carpal tunnel) but ever since i started training forearms the pain has gone away

>>75347282
Watched this yesterday. You might find it interesting too. Might be better on your wrists too instead of using weights.
https://youtu.be/dC1peFoy3HE

>>75347282
nice, I never prioritized my forearms, probably should if they recover that quickly.
this looks interesting, I'll try that >>75347470

Incoming rrat.
Posting in here slowed down, especially in the past 3 days. I think someone is trying to keep this place lively by botting an image dump.

I want Gawr to pin me to my bed and edge me relentlessly until I pass out

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

Gura cutest

did i miss anything chumbies?

I understand why going fast must be bothersome. I imagine making these must become a chore after awhile. And to see your thread quickly reach 300 posts meaning you’ll have to make another one soon must be even more exhausting.
Thank you for always making these, chumbie.

>>75349348
Yeah there are a bunch of frogs outside my window

>>75349446
It really doesn't bother me at all. It takes no time to make a new thread, chumbie.

>>75349519

I accidentally stepped on frog once entering my backdoor one early morning. I felt real bad, man.

>>75349685
This is a peaceful thread.

>>75349730
how did you get your foot up your ass?

I love this tiny whore like you wouldn't believe!

>>75349730
I did that too. Catch and released it. Next week it came back and I was so excited. I bent down to pick it up but fell on it instead, squashing it. This was around 25 years ago and it legitimately still makes me upset.

>>75349630
That makes me happy to hear. Now get over here and gimme a big wet sloppy one. Chu~

>>75350270
Nyo

>>75350427
Cute little tsundere ebi.

>>75350427
What is your major malfunction numb nuts. Gimme a kiss. Go ahead. Plant one on me right NOW

LOL

I kind of want a pet bullfrog now

>>75351460
https://youtube.com/shorts/iQM1Gpo6kkc

>>75351580
Oyasame

>>75351580
sleep tight buddy

>>75351562
Man, bullfrogs are cool

>>75351338
Having nothing is better than settling for walmart Gura. I will never watch other vtubers.

>>75351580
Wienerschnitzel. (Spanish for good night)

My computer restarted on it's own earlier and now I have to do all my thread reps on warosu

am hungy

>>75352342
Whatcha thinking bout getting?

>>75352342
Eat.

>when this place argues if Gura’s pucci is bushy
https://youtu.be/dM-GEnvlkRM

I wish I had my foreskin so i could enjoy sex.

>>75352702
there's no argument only facts and the insane she has no hair

>>75352702
I'm the frog on the right. Hes stronger than the other one

TODAY'S THE DAY
DINOS WILL GET THE LAST POST

>>75352500
>>75352673
am eating eggs, omelette