/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

>>75292729
That's a child.

>>75292728
So long suckers

Gurass...?!
would you?

How dare you marry my wife by replying to my post, mister

>>75292764
The dinos will remember this

>>75292750
And I will touch.

>>75292889
Wrong answer.
>we got him confessing. Bring him in boys

>>75292911
2D. Checkmate Feds.

>>75292944
You walking on thin ice pal

Day 13! Give it up for day 13!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

I will never allow you to touch my cute daughterwufe.

Gurass

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Baguraette honhonhon

Huehaha

guys, how do we save Gura from workload paralysis?

What is workload paralysis?
Workload paralysis can be defined as feeling overwhelmed by the amount of work you have to do. It figuratively paralyzes you with fear and makes you unable to do anything at all. Even small and insignificant tasks seem difficult.This feeling kills motivation and blocks out your inner resources, instead of accumulating efforts to actually solve issues. As a result, you procrastinate, and your tasks pile up. Work still needs to be done, but time is flying, and you’re feeling even worse – stressed, exhausted, and guilty.This is like a vicious circle. But the good news is that this circle can be broken.

Causes of workload paralysis
Workload paralysis can be caused by a variety of factors, and these factors are often interdependent. One issue often leads to another one, creating a chain reaction.
We can roughly divide the causes of workload paralysis into two groups:
1.Health-related reasons. A lack of sleep or insomnia, poor diet, and insufficient physical exercise directly affect our cognitive ability (which is so important for knowledge work), let alone the physical condition of our body. When your energy level is so low, you cannot be productive. And when you’re not productive, you don’t meet deadlines, you don’t achieve goals, and the quality of your work drops.

2.Heavy workload. Having to deal with difficult tasks, make decisions, and take responsibility can cause high levels of stress and lead to work paralysis.

>>75293166
Oui oui monsieur :3

>>75293107
o really? Let give it a test.

>>75293123
every time i see a girl bent over now all i can think is BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>75293171
I think it’s option number 6, Gura has a cumbud Sophia urista style

>>75293213
*touch*

>>75293213
>*Le touché*

>>75293213
*Le touch*

>>75293272

>>75293213
>le inappropriate touch

>>75293214
*toot*

I think I'm depressed again, I've goomed 5 times today, my dick is starting to get sore.

>>75293306

Guys it started lightening outside

>>75293388
The end is nigh.

>>75293483
Stop scaring me chumbie. My poor little heart can only take so much hnnnng

>>75293518
We all have to die sometime chumbie...

>>75293123
Damn...

>>75293164
Imagine wrestling with Gura in that form...

My totnado sirens are wailing!!!

>>75294167
It was nice knowing you chumbie... Say hi to the wizard for me when you land in Oz.

>>75294232
Be serious I’m going to fricking die here!!!

>>75294251
I'm serious too chumbie, some say the wizard is very powerful, just don't get on her bad side.

The rain is picking up hard. Fuck fuck fuck fuck

Ok I think I’m safe guys. I wasn’t actually scared either. Tornadoes don’t actually scare me haha. It’s just some puny wind

We should all have the chance to listen to Gura's tummy one more time before we die...

I love my small shark daughterwife!

>>75294328
You're a chumbie. A shrimp. Just breathe water.

>>75294521
i've got some wind for ya

what if thunderclaps were really loud farts?

"I'll see you in a couple days or so"

>>75295439
Yeah, applying Gura time I'm not stressing too hard.

Did you guys see Gura's collab with Wendy's? They have a new chicken sandwich that's themed after her.

>>75295605
All I'm saying is I would violate every UN, ICC, and Geneva Convention law to get 2020-2021 back

Holy fucking shit chumbies, I just met Eric Trump and shook his fucking hand
Can't go into further detail for opsec reasons, all I'll say is that he seems like a genuinely nice and down to earth guy, I wasn't expecting it at all holy fuck lol lmao

>>75295751
I also heard Suisei made a song and notPomu is inspired by her. Pretty cool!

>>75295965
Holy shit that's fucking epic here's a list of people who asked:

>>75295965
Uh huh. Sure you did pal. And I’m the queen of France

>>75295913
You wouldn't do shit. You can't even bother to say anything to Gura herself.

>>75295605
That's the issue, though. She's treated you like garbage so often, you're simply used to it now.
Anyways, enjoy you Gura-themed Wendy's sandwich, anon.

>>75296091
>>75296133
No amount of snark can dampen my mood right now anons, if chumbies can post about being scared of lightning then I can post about having a cool encounter
Holy shit I've been suppressing nausea all night but that cleared my head right up for a bit lmfao

>>75296222
I wasn’t actually scared I was just pretending

>>75296371
It's okay chumbie, it was cute

>>75295965
you made it chumbie!
now it's time to convert the trump family into chumbuds

goob

>>75296148
That's cool, it's totally worked in the past and will surely work again! As has the occasional Hololive EN surveys and emailing Cover! Curious there's apparently a 9-day gap in her community post comments. Wonder what that's about?

>>75296502
Thanks bud, Goob willing I may well actually have a chance in the days to come

Violate Gura in her tiny child asshole

>>75296204
Its called adjusting expectations while maintaining sympathy.

I got on the wrong train home
Someone fucking kill me

>>75293042
Has it already been so long?

Sex with a fembud.

>>75297444
>sympathy
And yet she has NEVER had sympathy for us these ladt 8 months.
You're a doormat, anon. You can get that gura sandwhich in a combo with cuckatator fries for 60 cents extra.

>>75298437
did you end up in the ghetto?

Gawr Gura, SFW 425 pieces. No preview, rotation on.
https://jiggie.fun/ggg

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>75299314
>>75299335
fuck off antis

Just sent in a naizuri skeb request so hopefully it's accepted

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>75298839
Yes I did, actually
Thankfully the train back home arrived immediately after I got off, popped a couple advils and in bed with air conditioning now and feeling cozy

>>75298750
She's had sympathy for us more often than you've had evidence that feelings and actions are the same thing or that seething like a spineless bitch is standing up for yourself
In fairness, the number of times you've had evidence is zero, so that's not saying much

>>75295965
Gay

>>75292729
>That face
What does she want?

>>75301522
your lunch money
now hand it over, nerd

>>75301522
(You)

I'm gonna have sex with Gura tomorrow

>>75302899
what a coincidence, me too

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>75303132
yeah

Gura toe flavor?

>>75302883
Is that normal if I want to feed myself to that?

>>75303525
yeah

>>75302899
>>75302932
Actually you two will have sex with each other tomorrow, while I'm having sex with Gura.

>>75303594
no it you you who will have sex with yourself while I have sex with Gura

I'm going to sexually bully and ryona Gura while the other chumbies are arguing over who gets to sex her T u T

>>75303808
she's taller than you. yo ucan't ryona someone taller than you

>>75303808
I'm going to sexually bully and ryona you while Gura having sex with herself.

Reminder that fucking your dino Gura plushie != sex with Gura

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

dino gura is muckspreading

>>75304012
dino gura is gura dumbud...

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118528907

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>>75304271
Yeah and Gabby is Gura too am I right?

>>75304421
>>75304271
meds

>>75304464
Right.

>>75304421
>>75304464
Retards

Please call me a retard.

>>75304726
cutie

>>75304421
We LITERALLY saw the Dino-Guras working Guras homestead

>>75304323
I wish I was Shion...

gura should act like a catdog

>>75305326
But she's already a catshark?

>>75305681
she's not a shark, not in her heart. she knows what she is

>>75305726
Gura is a whore T u T

>>75305726
a slime?

>>75305888
as we all know, Gura wants to be made out of slime, she is not currently made out of slime. she is currently a catdog. mostly cat.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>75307173
ye

>>75307132
Smelly

MY wife

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118534301

>>75308668
Jeeze you can see everything...

>>75298750
There have been dozens of signs that something has been going on with management. Gura and the other HoloEN talents can't say anything but I doubt they like the current situation.

>>75293093
samen

S L U T

Goob morning retards

>>75307173
Yes I am monsieur

>>75303808

>>75307173
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my momy's gone...

Why is our oshi like this? At this point there is no recovery stage. We are literally never safe from her just fucking vanishing for unexplained amounts of time, be it days after a "return", or even after she outright says "see you in a couple of days". I don't understand why this is acceptable in her eyes, its sheer contempt for fans.

I'm hungwy today. Perhaps I shall acquire a tasty pizza?

>>75311809
no you won't. you will eat chicken nugets

MY Gurandma.

>>75311859
True. I don't feel like leaving the house today

>>75311999
delivery exists dumbud...

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>75310972
Goob morning faggot

>>75313143
looks comfy and warm

I THINK I FOUND MYSELF A CHEERLEADER!

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>75313742
Maybe.

>>75300285
nigga

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>75311734
Because neither her managers or her fans hold her accountable for disappearing constantly.

>>75313844
grim

Gura is such a fag!

>>75313856
because they're the cause of it, it's obvious they required her presence in Japan again for the Taipei karaoke
FWMC, IRyS and Bae all live in Japan so this is only a Gura problem

you foolish angle will never make sense nigger anti, not when she always gives it her all when streaming

Is Gura a fembud?

>>75314262
My cute fag!

>>75314356
It's kind of weird she would volunteer to travel multiple times and do her first meet and greet in nearly two years all for Taiwan.

please let her pee

>>75314356
>she always gives it her all when streaming
nta, but
RORU
RUMAO
at least be genuine when you try to "defend" Gura, not that I believe you're anything but a falseflagger anyway...

>>75314779
what is the source of this

>>75314675
she probably gets paid a lot for it, she got so many sponsorship deals lately, most of them from taiwan. I don't really like being left out like this if I'm being honest, especially because she's rarely around as is.

how do become a chumbud that Gura recognizes
is it too late for me

>>75314998
Move to Taiwan

>>75314876
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/118322546

child

>>75314675
You just didn't hear about the JP meet and greet because no EN fans were there

>>75313856
That's why I volunteer to administer spankings.

>>75314998
chat or superchat every stream, something funny, something she can bounce off of, or something that might interest her (food, games, miku, crocs etc.)
make cute art frequently that is to her liking

>>75315293
skirt + tights(or similar leg wear) are really hot to me, that's why I loved it when she wore chloe's outfit

Looks like Gura's next appearance is 100% the Taiwan karaoke and then god knows when.

We gotta pray the island chinks have something else signed with cover, she only cares about them and their taiwanese dollars.

>>75315529
>and then god knows when.
birthday next month

>>75314998
It is too late for you. Gura won't ever stream enough to remember you, ever. Think about how shoddy her memory is. Now think how you get like, 3 streams a month (on a good month) to make an impact, even if you superchat. It's hopeless.
I guess you could be remembered if you became a giga twitters fanartist, like Mittsu, who she now always acknowledges in chat.

>>75315562
Ooh nice, very exciting. Then guaranteed stream in September for anniversary and then Holofes in 2025!

>>75315667
yeah I can't wait either!

>>75315695
That's a child

Booba huhaha

>>75295965
I remember you, you're that security guard bud that posted awhile back.

>>75315099
thanks I missed it somehow even though I check pixiv

>>75315026
I will as a soldier when the war starts. I'll personally do what MacArthur wasn't allowed to do.

>>75316270
I want to punch this creature on her nose for some reason.

Have you ever picked your nose and triggered a nosebleed?

>>75317292
No, never.

Did youtube stop showing member badges in the comments? Or is my youtube just acting up?

>>75317478
works on my machine

>>75317478
Seems to just happen sometimes.

>>75317212
I always liked this one.

I just want her to be daijoubu.

>>75317292
always

>>75317292
yeah, I had chronic nosebleeds as a kid and would often get nosebleeds from picking my nose, doesn't really happen anymore though

>>75315924
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

Gura was conquered by the cock

>>75318668
Yeah, mine

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

I just want her to be daikaiju.

>>75318563
>Booba
>small tail

>>75309050
No there hasn't. You're even more of a schizo retard than he is. The management cope has always been the most pathetic one. Nothing is stopping her from streaming. She's the only one who doesn't.

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>75318725
Babibubabu

>>75300285
>In fairness, the number of times you've had evidence is zero
She's the only one in EN that doesn't stream, you autistic cuck. 19 streams in 8 months means you don't matter to her, you naive retard. It's like you're a fucking robot that's never been around humans before. I know no one has ever loved you, but this is not love.
Gura is a lying whore that uses and manipulates others. She doesn't care about her fans otherwise she'd stream. That is all the proof anyone who isn't a delusional idiot would ever fucking need.

>>75319326
>N
heh

>>75319355
Are you a fembud?

>>75319380
Couldn't even consider xer a fembud. More like a femcel/anti.

it's hailing out
I hope my car doesn't get damaged

Please call me whore.

>>75319355

>>75319961
Nyo.

I just goomed to Gura.

>>75319961
retard

>>75318760
That's me in her hand.

>>75319987
which

>>75319961

>>75319973
That's not nice, don't people in SEA countries get executed for looking at stuff like that? You trying to get the anti killed?

fuck Gura I love Gabby now

>>75320184
>fuck Gura
Already on it.

>>75320095
>>75308668

>>75320184
sex with Gura AND Gabby

>>75320184
get in the line

I hope Gura becomes as sick and ill as she tried to make us think she was.

>Raised by neglectful Atlantean trash
>Never got the talk
>Thought she was dying after her first period
>Never really learned how to wash down there
>Thinks her yeast infection is the natural state of things
>Constant itching has plagued her for years
>You know you could tell her the truth
>You could fix this, and make everything better
>But you love stinky infected Gura
>You love her feta cheese
>You love how she needs you to itch her
>You spear that puss pussy every night like lancing a boil
>Something bleeds every time, like she's your beautiful virgin
>More than sex, you cure her of the itching for a brief respite
>Slamming balls deep in the slimy ichor constantly exuding from her swollen, chapped lips
>You cum inside, of course; the infections are so deeply rooted at this point you know she's infertile
>She doesn't, she thinks she's normal
>Blushing deeply as you cream her cheese, chiding you about not being ready to be a mother
>Her rotten vagina, infected to the womb with fuzzy mold, will never grow anything but spores
>You wipe the black scab flakes and pink yellow puss cum off
>You fall asleep idly scratching the puss pot, her head lightly resting on your chest
>Snoring, the little tart

>>75320592
Why did this get me hard?

>>75311734
It's very obvious she had a kid or something, anon. No woman would willingly throw away such a cushy, high-paying job just to sit in her room all day doing nothing. She wants us to know we don't mean anything to her anymore because her personal life means more to her than we do.
Anyone who doesn't understand this is retarded and actually thinks there's a specific series of unfortunate circumstances that led her to never being able to stream.
In their heads, she's wanted to stream more for years, but can't for some reason. It's baffling and pathetic and sad.

>>75319355
>She doesn't care about her fans
she gives it her all when she streams, if she hates me she would never be able to pull that off, not in a million years because displays of emotion ain't something that can be manipulated
she is the best among holoEN in this regard, counterproof or your whole family will die of incurable cancer

>>75314356
The holos never show up to meet and greets in person, you colossal retard cuck. Holy shit are you stupid.

>>75320809
>she gives it her all when she streams
she objectively doesn't anymore, how new are you?

>>75313742
No thats just me. Im the one chumbud that does all the creepy shit. Im sorry for making the rest of you look bad by compairson

>>75320592
Nah. This isn't it.

>>75320865
It's a meet and greet and karaoke mini concert. Unless they plan to just sing all solo songs they have to meet up.

>>75320865
>meet and greets
I said "karaoke" nijiscum

>>75320899
elaborate

>>75321173
I like this image but it would be more realistic without panties

>dortmund won
nani the fuck

>>75321383
are you talking about dwarves

>>75321033
>>75320960
You need to learn to ignore schizos also when it comes to meet and greets it’s entirely up to the talent whether they go in person or not. Most choose not to go in person but members have done it multiple times. Just wanted to correct that

>>75321426
soccer ball

weird bait

So many fembuds in denial.