/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kill filterfags, rape splitniggers, tar and feather liggers, break commie's knees, decapitate catalog shitters, lynch spammers, gas phase friends poster, bonk typos, poison Runiebaker, enslave browns, throw pablos in the oven, circumcise yamaka boys' noses, brazen bull doxxfags, castrate New Zealand farmers, nigger post Nasa, skin jongtards, imprison likers, waterboard cuckposters, exile baiters, boil ritual posters, firing squad raiders, lobotomize discordfags, eviscerate prepage 10 bakers, bully femanon, shun shills, irradiate thread shitters, skullrape qrd’ers, genocide brapposters, immolate scatposters, mutilate dramafags.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

>>75309490

>>75309581
HimeBro is /here/?

I love Shiina!

>>75309616
Can't be, Hime may be a coomer but she's had seggs. Doesn't line up with a sister who's too busy fucking herself to fuck men.

Poopkin Poopa

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 6

Guys I say we should hire anon's coomer sister for gen 4.

Later losers. I'm going out for brunch with Lumi

I love Uruka with all of my beart!

Are you happy that Pico is having fun with friends in Ark?

Yes, Lumi is my girlfriend
Yes, Lumi does owe me sex
Yes, Lumi does owe me paizuri
Yes, Lumi does owe me blowjobs
Yes, Lumi does owe me handjobs
Yes, Lumi does owe me footjobs
Yes, Lumi does owe me her hand in marriage

>>75309761
all your bart?

>>75309744
Based cuck

There are three weekends left in the month of May.
If Lumi doesn’t go visit her parents next weekend or the weekend after that the only weekend left, the final weekend of the month coincides with Offkai.
Would Lumi lie about going to see her parents to conceal the fact that she’s attending Offkai in person?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAtDg1Cmh10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAtDg1Cmh10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAtDg1Cmh10

Date hour?!?

>>75309921
She's going to Offkai with me

>>75309921
>Would Lumi lie
yes, she lies all the time

>>75309849
my bear heart!!!!

IT'S IN THE GAME

Saya status?

>>75309921
How many times will you reply to yourself today?

What were your guys favorite valentine's day streams this year?

>wake up
>have to speed read through 5 dead threads to catch up to the current one
Why am I this autistic?

>>75310037
Every single post in the thread was made by me. I'm replying to myself right now.

>>75310077
No, thats normal.

>>75309685
I want to take a fat shit with Pippa but only when she's constipated from her terrible diet. I want to hold her hand as if she is birthing a horrible shit baby, sweat dripping from her forehead into the toilet.

>>75310071
How many times will you reply to yourself today?
Rough estimate is fine.

the cat puked on her shirt

two more weeks and your antiposts will finish lumi for real this time

>>75309490
I am going to be a crossthread faggot simply to say that's hot. I'm surprised someone that's that much of a coomer, and I'm guessing an otaku, isn't degenerate enough to have tried and fuck you so far

>>75310115
pinchable fangs

>>75310122
that's my cum

>delay an hour to clean up a little cat puke
>have a long intro screen to pad time
>no actual thought or plan put into her skits
Remind me again why Lumi is touted as la creatividad?

>>75310121
?

>>75310071
I don't remember. The day holds no significance to me.

>>75310077
I just have highlights on certain words and only look at that or posts with a lot of replies. Sometimes I'll ctrl+f "deleted" to see how bad the thread was but usually it takes about 5mins to skim through the old threads.

>>75310071
The Runie streams

>>75310157
2 more weeks and the bad anime woman will be destroyed.

Pipkiss

>>75310077
I have done that, but more than often it's not needed, since relevant stuff eventually cascades in the new threads. Go back only if it's big (and you want to see reactions), or if it involves one of the girls you watch.

>>75310071
Shiina's "come to your Valentines day date to find her stinky and her house a mess" was fun

lumi is stinky

>>75310157
Only because the other girls weren't doing schizo streams at the time

>>75310125
She's such a gremlin sometimes.

>>75310071
Runie's

>>75310217
just how i like it

>>75310217
Looks like she had a late night

Thanks to the anon who bought the ad that redirects to my panko manko video, that was the first clip I made so unfortunately is not very good.

Anything you guys would like me to clip? (that has not yet been uploaded to Youtube or Lumi/Panko saying nigger)

>>75310272
It's hard being a hotwife sometimes

Jelly playing CoQ!!

[Lumi news] stop noticing

It's pretty telling how instead of coming up with something interesting Lumi just leans into GFE.

>>75309844
Yes. I love when the Pupper has fun.
I'm not a fan of ARK, but I know she's networking, so I'll support her
she's kinda hooked to ARK btw

>>75310275
no prob

Sorry guys, i turned her into a mess.

If Phase is the hag company, which one is the cunny company?

>>75310157
whipped cucks

reminder that chuubas who refer to their viewers as "chat" are shit

>>75310364
idols

>>75310392
What about chyat?

>>75310364
Idolchads won the cunny department

>>75310409
all variations, it's so impersonal

>>75310392
I just always viewed it as our collective name, like anon.

Music for thread scrolling:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_217a21p24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnfSirqdbng

God dating Lumi would probably be an exhausting experience

>4 almonds for breakfast
literally my sister

>>75310464
it's brunch

so was the cat puke real or just a part of the bit? what was the delay for?

>>75310445
That's most of the girls, anon.

I just heard my car horn on stream. I found her.

>>75310392
What about chuubas who refer to their viewers as "anons"?

>>75310480
if the cat puke was for the bit then the delay was for the bit

>>75310480
Real or bit, it got me to hear about anon's coomer sister so my boner thanks Lumi for her excuse

>>75310508
No chuubas do this

>>75310439
They're not your friends anon.

>>75310546
me

I MUST IMPREGNATE HER

>>75310439
That's the point.

>>75310557
I made this post

>>75310183
2 more weeks and you will still never fuck lumi

>>75310541
I will

owlmonds

I can't take this anymore, she's perfect

>>75310646
post the link femanon

It's honestly impressive how good Lumi is at dragging 2D assets onto her screen. She truly is the most creative, talented and hard working girl in Phase.

>>75310557

>>75310554

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

U can take all Lumi, im not hungry

>awlmunds

AAAAAAAAAAA I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE, I WANT LUMI NEET GF RIGHT NOW

>>75310697
kek

PIPPA LOVE

what emotion does this face convey?

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

Lumi...

>>75310630
I refuse to take my meds if I do the nice anime girls go away

[Lumi News] She learned to rotate.

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

her smile

>a Lumi adds pngs of nuts and pickles to the screen
>Gumis respond with thunderous applause and tears of joy

Stop Lumi i cant stand it anymore. Gosling is not enough

oh god, she's doing crying face now

>>75310837
she’s so creative and hard working, no one else in phase even comes close

>>75310837
don't say this or she'll start crying

>>75310862
Lemon woman's tear, nice

>>75310546
>>75310552
Seething!

>>75310862
Stop it you damn lemon

Rie is the cutest slut in Phase Connect

why does she look like she's fucking insane

olive juice haha

"Are you happy now, chyat".......

I lost interest in Lumi because she wouldn't get pregnant

>>75310754
Returning from her hotwife duties

AAAAAAAAAAAA, THAT SMALL CHYAAAT

>>75311009
This but unironically.

>>75310956

>>75310956
makes her hotter

This is how I eat sometimes. Looks good.

>>75310956

>>75310754
I'm a wife of a man who domestically abuses me and I'm trying to cope (badly) with my situation.

perfect cook Lumi

>>75311063
I eat worse. Regularly. This is fine.

>>75310816
I don't like that the filename on this ritual changed from an iPhone filename to a Unix timestamp. it's like a fake hot wife anon

After a fall from her bad, Lumi will become this tarded for real. Will you be by her side.

So Lumi's idea of putting more effort into her skit streams and being more creative was just doing hardcore GFE and increasing the amount of PNGs she drags onto the screen? Astounding.

>>75311084
Lumi wants to be abused tho
she said so live on stream

>>75311119
Deliver her to her parents, then court her mom.

Why all the gosling posts?

>>75311168
turn the cope part into enjoyment then
I forgot she's into this

>>75311158
>no chyaaaat I don't do GFE
>*looks at her stream*
>it's GFE

>>75311230
she calls herself GFE though?

>>75311158
She's great isn't she?

[Lumi News] She doesn't do heroin

[Lumi news] she ran out of eggs 10 years ago

>>75310837
I don't condemn that very northern, Protestant world of streamers like Lumi. It's just not where I live. The streams I like to visit are a lot of fun. But Lumi's streams are "full of the odor of spiritual paraffin". I share neither Lumi's interests nor her obsessions.

For myself, unless a stream is hallucinatory, unless it becomes that kind of experience, it doesn't come alive. I know that streamers find serious and senstivie audiences where people sit around peeling potatoes in peasant houses, but I cannot watch the type of live stream either. Somebody has to be knocking at the door.

I wonder if Pippa ordered a new webcam for the handcam today.

>>75311111
kek I meant the cheese, olives, tomatoes, not the coins and pencils

>>75311207
Lumi just has that effect on anons

LUMI PLEASE STOP, I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE

BUY THE COFFEE

[Lumi News]
Is expired.

can't believe you niggas are goslinging about a mentally insane yapping blonde retard wearing a dirty shirt
get some standards

>>75311276
I pray she did. I want to see her cute grippers in HD.

>shilling the coffee in the middle of an rp stream
wow

Lumi should be shot in the back of the head

>>75311276

>>75311330
why are you so angry?

>>75311155
Reminds me of that kitchen nightmares episode with the grilled lettuce

After today's stream I think we can all agree that Lumi has won back the title of the most creative Phaser.

I will eat it for you Lumi

>>75311330
This is literally the best most of us could hope for.

AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>75311378
She is just pretending to be real life Pippa. This is not creative.

>>75311392
>those eyes
I can fix her

>>75311330
Everyone deserves to gosling in peace

>>75311358
I mean, are you gonna say that what I wrote isn't true?

>>75311330
femanon...

>>75311451
hell yeah

>>75311454
No

>>75311067
Scrubs was way too good of a show to be remembered by that shitty meme

>>75311330
>mentally insane yapping blonde retard wearing a dirty shirt
is tat supposed to be bad?

>>75311454
another seething femanon to add to the pile
link your stream, I'll watch you

happy emo Lumi

>>75311454
Why are you so angry?

>>75311408
I wasn't hard before but now I am

>>75311330
sounds like perfect wife material

What the fuck does Lumi even have to be tired from she doesn't work.

>>75311421
I actually could achieve higher, but I am just lazy.

>>75311550
Sex, lots of it

>>75311555
I will never cheat on women who look at me like this.

[Great Lumi News] She will eat more today

S-STOP LIKING HER RP STREAM! AREN'T YOU READING MY REPEATED SHE'S NOT HIGH EFFORT POSTS?!
STOP LIKING THINGS NOW!!! IF YOU DON'T STOP IM GUNNA.. IM GUNNNAAA

>>75311617
don't worry, she'll cheat on you

>>75311550
Cooking a lot, apparently.

>vatrushka
just how slav is this creature

Shiina's crabussy.

you must eat ALL the eggs

>>75311330
>implying i can do better

>couldn't even deliver the line without laughing
she's so dumb

>>75311662
100%. Both of her parents were from USSR/ Eastern Block

You have to eat ALL the eggs.

>>75311662
I have no idea what that is
t. slav

[Lumi news] she still has eggs

Most delicious cooked eggs I ever have.

>awlmunds

Lumi's are tiiiirrreed

>>75311662
Slavic to the point a half pint of vodka only gets her slightly sleepy!

You have to eat all the eggs

>>75311727
is this porn

>>75311705
Delicious kani

>>75311724
Both are Russian. Why tiptoe around it?

my shirt hasn't been washed in a month
she's just like me

>>75311815
Home video I made.

reminder

>>75311819
>Russian
she never explicitly said that and her mom's Russian is a bit strange

jelly is pretty based for rigging the clipping contest desu.

>boozy brunch
I thought Lumi didn't drink?

>>75311925
Women lie anon

>>75311894
oh great now she's crying because chyat won't eat her eggs!

>>75311649

>>75311885
If I cant catch it live I just dont watch the VOD sometimes.

She is so stoopid, i Love her

I want Loki-sama to beat the shit out of me and then nurse me back to health with her kami milk before doing it all over again

>>75311925
>he trusted

>>75311891
That's what living abroad for a long time does to accents. Schwarzenegger has been using voice coaches to help him retain the accent.

>>75311952
but...but I only like scrambled eggs...

Tripple hand?
damn Lumi

MODS

>>75311819
Never seen anything from her that clearly marks her parents as specifically Russians instead of any other Soviet ethnic group.

>>75312023
should've eaten the eggs anon

>>75311925
she only says that to appeal to repressed gumis

>>75311925
It's situational. To (You) she doesn't, to people who'd be impressed by it she doesn't, to a hot date at a fancy restaurant she does.

>>75311885
idgaf about tenma

>>75312028
wait Lumi has three hands?

>>75311925
not on stream because she is too paranoid of yabbing

>lumi is the reason I couldn't get hot sauce for yesterday's lunch

>>75312143
Wait until you discover animal vtubers also have a human pair of ears

Voddies run /pcg/

>>75312149
when else would she drink? she doesn't go anywhere

[Lumi News] she has fallout brainrot

Ya know, I kinda like Sakana's autistic Phase World fiction he's created for the company. It's a shame most of the girls usually ignore it. I wish he could do something with it, like manga more animations or a comic or something.

https://files.catbox.moe/6e2fpp.mp4

>>75312218
Aside from shopping for clothes. Aside from doing her nails. Aside from grocery shopping for home cooking. She doesn't have a car btw.

lumi's huge coffee cup...

I miss Saya
I want her to improve, but I'm just fooling myself at this point

>>75312218
When she stops streaming and comes here to read threads about herself.

>>75312254
>Phase World fiction
It's the most cobbled together half assed nonsense out there. Even when Dizzy tried to make sense of it, it was still a mess.

>>75312300
>>75312305
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>>75312310
BIG WAO

>>75311330
Femanon wat race r u

>>75312300
>>75312305
>>75312307
>>75312308
>>75312310
I swear you faggots coordinate this shit.

>>75310488
That's all women anon.

>>75312300
>>75312305
>>75312307
>>75312308
>>75312310
Oh my fucking GOD
Anons please

>>75312336
There's potential, his heart is in the right place.

>>75312355
>faggots
>plural

Oat milk is the thinking man's milk

>>75312300
>>75312305
>>75312307
>>75312308
>>75312310
Gumi hivemind in action

alright we get she has a cup

>>75312300
>>75312305
>>75312307
>>75312308
>>75312310

>>75312300
>>75312305
>>75312307
>>75312308
>>75312310
Guys I get it Jesus Christ

>>75312300
>>75312305
>>75312307
>>75312308
>>75312310
You people have single combined braincell. It literally shouldn't be possible for things like this to happen.

>i just have to shower
it's so over

Why is there always 1-3 retards who say shit about Lumi not being GFE when she has literal clips with the word GFE in the title(a title that is describing her as being GFE) on her own fucking channel?
Some of the posts people make here constantly are so divorced from reality that I need to spend my time here in a drunken haze to not go off on angry rants at some of you
I fucking hate all of you, you don't have to sell people on her GFE or even agree with her about being GFE if you don't want to but fucking take your meds and discuss topics like a functional fucking person instead of the perpetual dysgenic disappointment to your ancestry that you turned out to be for once in your god damn life so that we don't have to share the burden of your crippling mental deficiency
Kill yourself and God willing He'll make sure to wipe your filthy fucking stain of an existence away from our memories as a gift to celebrate the joyous occasion that your death would represent to us all, die painfully, you're a fucking black person kys

Man, I love Lumi

>>75310445
She would yap you to death on your first date.

>>75312300
>>75312305
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>>75312310
Is this a bot?

Is this "bye" or "bye" Lumi

>>75312310
>>75312308
>>75312307
>>75312305
>>75312300
Gumis are basically discord fags

lookin kinda smug

>>75312300
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>>75312308
>>75312310

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>>75312310
Impressive

>>75312300
>>75312305
>>75312307
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>>75312310
WOW SO CREATIVE

>>75312254
>Sakana's autistic Phase World fiction
He is the first one in ignoring all that crap

Lumi stood you up to go suck another dudes dick btw

>>75312424
Fuck you, I'm not black.

>>75312424
yaaaaawn yeah I'm not reading that schizo

>>75312438
no us Gumis are just built different
y'all bitch ass fucks wish you had this level of unspoken coordination

>>75312338
It's the same dude using multiple devices

>>75312310
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>>75312305
>>75312300

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE BRUNCH DATE
RATE THE GFE
RATE THE STREAM

>>75312528
>another
LUMI MALE CONFIRMED?!

which phasers could drink a pint of milk in a day?

Please keep repeating Lumi is not GFE after this stream. Please do it. Please. I dare anyone to do it. Please. Let this be a new litmus test.

>>75312554
She said Degree/10

>>75312300
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>>75312310
>>75312310
Is that a mega pint?

beep boop Lumi does not equal GFE according to database

>>75312424
Would you let your girlfriend have male friends?

>>75312554
it should be illegal to be so perfect

>>75312584
lumi isn't gfe
I didn't watch the stream

>>75312554
Stinky/10
I lived bitch/10
Cute/10
Good way to start the day/10

>>75312584
Lumi is not GFE. I am not a cuck.

>>75312424
mate what the fuck is GFE about her exactly? if you want to seriously date that abomination then you only have yourself to blame

>>75312584
lumi isn't gfe

>>75312424
BASED BASED BASED BASED

Who the fuck is the phase food rapist why are they getting food poisoning?
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina/status/1787897196282892354

>>75312300
>>75312305
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>>75312310
LA CREATIVIDAD

>>75312554
Felt filler/10
but caused alot of browns on pcg to cry tears so pretty good all things considered

>>75312545
the first post was made by me so you are wrong since I didn't make those other posts

>>75312667
>they
Who else?

>>75312646
>>75312654
>>75312645
RETARDS

>lumi actually ghosted the date
I join the anti side...

>>75312584
not GFE

>>75312667
>Phase food rapist
(Me)

>>75312554
lumi owes me homemade breakfast/10

Why does Lumi make so many fags angry?

>>75312584
No vtuber is GFE.

>>75312438
>>75312465
>>75312478
>>75312480
>>75312514
>>75312547
>>75312670
Since you like to watch so much might as well take a seat.

>>75312424

>Lumi brings out a picture of a cow mug
>Gumis, shit, piss and cum themselves out of the sheer excitement of this achievement and rush to share it

>>75312730
femoids are pissed that this disaster of a woman gets so much attention

>>75312667
thats normal in the Philippines after eating her second serving of fermented dog penis over her pickled chicken gonads

>>75312554
never letting that lemon whore (affectionate) choose where we eat again

>>75312545
>>75312676
and the second post is me

>>75312554
I’m anxiously waiting to see how many different PNGs Lumi will drag on screen next week. She’s truly putting in so much thought and effort into these streams and it really shows.

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE FOODS
RATE THE GHOSTING
RATE THE STREAM

Only Pippa is GFE in Phase.

>>75311451
>>75311482
Anyone have the compilation of all the vtuber Joi edits set to the song Lost Kitten?

>>75312802
>>75312554

>>75312676
>>75312797
Post discord

Lumi is GFE

>>75312850
Lumi is HWE

>>75312735
my sister is

why does it matter what Lumi is

>>75312772
Yes because I am mentally a child just like my oshi

>>75312802
Authentic ghosting, it is exacly how I'd imagine a date going. 10-10/10

>>75312836
The one that ends with Lumi saying "you stupid fucking nigger'?

>>75312842
it's completly natural with no discord involved anon
Gumis just have impeccable timing

>>75312923
post discord

Lumi is BMF

Do you think vtubers sometimes get concerned about the mental wellbeing of their viewers?

>>75312584
Lumi is not GFE she is only GF, mine

>>75312762
Alright, looks comfy enough

>>75312923
You glow.

>>75312424
Because lumi is a literal cuck queen. She will tell you to watch her friends and other women. She will tell you to support them then one day tell you the total opposite. This gets her off the retards who scream about her not being GFE don't understand this push and pull is the core of her gfe the subtitle fact that she wants to be your gfe but can't commit so she wants to watch you get your gfe fix so she can roleplay the easier jealous side of gfe. That's why she tells you to go for her friends because it hurts her less than going for non friends or coni. It's really that simple she is a whore who can't commit but she's a good streamer. I've enjoyed my time watching her.

i'm going back to bed, there's too many brown "people" here

>>75312948
big masculine female?

wdsmbt

>>75312947
>>75312986
just trust me bro there isn't one

>>75313062
post discord

My life is a movie but it's one of those movies that tries to film in toronto and pretend its nyc and everything seems cheap and kind of second rate and off

>>75313055
>do GFE
>I'm not actually doing GFE
Having her cake and eat it too.

>>75313055
she realized she would make more money pandering to to lonely losers with GFE so she changed her mind

This "I'm a smelly, lonely loser just like you" LARPing is way too effective. These women have you wrapped around their fingers and they don't even have to try hard to do it.

>>75312802
tired old hag loom that smells like cat vomit/10
hard boiled eggs triggers my PTSD from when my mom would boil like 2-3 and make egg salad with canned chicken or tuna and sweet relish Jesus fuck I want to vomit just thinking about it/10
She hates me.../10
this was a great Lumi Loomsday stream. Stay on a roll loom you've had 3 really good ones now/10

Let's be honest seething anons, you wish your chuuba of choice would stream half as much as Lumi?

>>75313081
Anon THEY LITERALLY HANG OUT IN VC WHILE SHE STREAMS PLAYING GAMES WATCHING HER STREAMS. you don't need him to post his discord holy fuck everyone knows who they are.

>>75313081
okay the discord is www.discord.com/server/yourmomspussy

>>75312836
divegrass, winter cup, /vt/ vs /tv/, 2:50:33 in the divegrass archive
you'll thank me later

Phasers are the best livers.

Lumi doing something silly and fun for an hour on her day off angering /pcg/ will never not make me laugh.

>>75312891
Because this is 2024 chud, Lumi is what she says she is and we need to know what it is that she says she is for us to say what it is is that she is by saying what it was that she says she is to us to agree to what it is that she is with her and whatever she says she is

>>75313233
>angering /pcg/
angering tourists*

>>75313175
i don't hang out there, i only post memes and hats sometimes, i hang out here more than the discord

>>75313165
SAVE ME FROM THE VTUBERS, FEMANON

I watch and enjoy Lumi while also shitting on her here.

>>75313055
she doesn't want to deal with the responsibility that comes with GFE

this is who Lumi really is, a grifting e-whore that leads vulnerable young men astray and bleeds their wallet dry.

>>75313246
bro go to the hospital right now I think you just had a stroke

>>75313246
naruhodo

how am i supposed to enjoy jelly's streams when attentionwhores are superchatting constantly, disrupting the stream?

>>75312254
I hope Yuri was a clean kill. A shot to the back of the head.

>>75313320
Name one single vtuber that isn't like that

I knew the perc was laced but I still took it anyway because I'm a demon

>>75312832
And she really, really doesn't wanna be until something happens and she wants chat to make her feel better

>>75313233
Lumi ranted for 10 minutes about how she wanted to improve her Tuesday streams because she felt like she was falling behind.
It's her fault for raising expectations and then not following through on them.

>not a single mention of Amy's guerilla

>>75313400
Lia

>>75313320
you are strange.