/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I don't want to date any of the phase girls

Jelly is...

>>75294092
Sex with Loli Alien

>>75294132
I want to date all of the phase girls

ohayoo~~

I want to take ecstasy with Hina.

>>75294139
CUTE
U
T
E

WHY DO I KEEP GETTING 'CONNECTION ERROR' WHEN I TRY TO POST

NOW (Literally right now)
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | LIVE | Caves of Qud)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GV6E-3S2xh8

SOON
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 1h35m | Vampire Survivors)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (15:00UTC | 5h35m | ARK, Cave Raid - Streamer Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VxgvvVVAf8

LATER
Kaneko Lumi (16:00UTC | 6h35m | YT Skit: Brunch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAtDg1Cmh10
Hikanari Hina (18:00UTC | 8h35m | Bunny Garden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVhuPRPw2FE
Dizzy Dokuro (19:00UTC | 9h35m | Fallout: New Vegas)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4AfN54HSQo
Rinkou 'Lia' Ashelia (19:00UTC | 9h35m | Twisted Wonderland)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53s5r3i4qVI
Amanogawa Shiina (22:00UTC | 12h35m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/@AmanogawaShiina/streams
Runie Ruse (00:00UTC | 14h35m | Ruseday: 21+)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKbf2HJTSws
Pipkin Pippa (01:00UTC | 15h35m | Japan Merch Unboxing)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpK9MfszMAY
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 16h35m | Puyo Puyo Tetris)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OVkpOolQgGw
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 21h35m | TIS-100)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWl7tdGn4Fw
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 21h35m | Karaoke, English Songs Only)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 23h35m | Fall Guys)
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 25h35m | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 28h35m | Members Only: Resume Viewing)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Lumi, Rie & Uruka will be recreating and reviewing Girl Dinners on the 13th, submit here: https://forms.gle/Ny57tGtzoSyCGi4J8
>Nasa said stream tomorrow :D
>Pico may guerilla ARK on the streamer server she joined on given any night
>Pico is taking submissions for a zatsu stream about nostalgic memories from when you were a student https://forms.gle/3cdfSbSDntF8AMmN6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Nasa, Michi, Remi, Erina, Airi, Dizzy, Saya & Muyu

>>75294175
Hina has never mentioned taking drugs

>>75294205
Have you tried not posting?

Trading 6 goats and a cow for an arranged marriage with Jerry!

>>75294153
Morning, it's been a while, sleep well?

>>75294220
Yes when I impregnated your mom

PIPPA OWES ME SEX

Should incest be legal in the vtubers ethnostate

>>75294222
I don't have a goats but hope we can negotiate to 5 turkeys and 10 chickens for the Jelly wife

>>75294132
fag

>>75294139
autistic

>>75294222
Jerry is more East Asian than Monkey in Awawaland. You'd need a better dowry that that.

>>75294139
Captcha: 0 JAPS

>>75294403
They are too good for me

>"YOU CAN'T STREAM EU HOURS THAT'S A DEAD TIMESLOT!"
>*does it anyway*
>"YOU CAN'T STREAM FILTER GAMES ALL THE TIME YOUR CHANNEL WILL DIE!"
>*succeeds*

.....

>>75294512

>>75294483
Jerry has successfully filtered enough people that she has a consistent audience who'll watch whatever she streams. Honestly it makes me happy for her

>>75294344
She's riding the red wave right now

>>75294139
Unironically one of the most adorable girls ever that should tinkle directly into my mouth

I thought I could push through no Memory day but I was wrong I think my mind is dying

I ____

>>75294529
Yeah this is honestly the secret sauce aside from "be fun to watch" -- Show up CONSISTENTLY for your first 5 months but filter from day one. That way you'll get an iron core of viewers who're ride-or-die and impart he same expectation onto newcomers.

>>75294633
one job

Pippa should play Fortnite with Eimi

>>75294527
Lisa said she was sitting on top of her pc with a skirt on yesterday and I was warming her bum up

>>75294633

>>75294633
I didn't forget. Fuck my double clicking mouse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWl7tdGn4Fw
Jelly stream soon!

Which phase girls can be saved?

Now I need someone to stream elona.

>>75294708
>>75294732

>>75294732
>>75294708
Idgi

The thread will be overrun by snackers tomorrow.

>>75294753
Are they cute?

Good Pippa is playing a game with her chat to learn Japanese!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO1FsMNMgZg

Bad Pippa no longer does her JP reps!

>>75294813
down liker down that's a bad liker

>>75294813
They're children

>>75294813
I don't know who this woman is but every single post that includes a picture or mention of her comes across as extremely homosexual.

>>75294732
>>75294708
Literally who?

>>75294753
>snackers
Fans of W.T. Snacks?

>>75294139
a LITTLE SLUT that is PASSED AROUND by men

>>75294823
Why does she talk about food so much?

>>75294888
Those men? All me

Lia? Owes me sex
Nasa? Owes me sex
Pippa? Owes me five sex
Tenma? Owes me sex
Iori? Owes me sex
Uruka? Owes me three sex
Michiru? Owes me sex
Remilia? Owes me sex
Airi? Owes me twelve sex
Shiina? Owes me sex
Rie? Owes me sex
Erina? Owes me sex
Panko?Owes me sex
Lumi? Owes me four sex
Ember? Owes me sex
Dizzy?
Jelly? Owes me sex
Yuri? Owes me money
Saya? Owes me two sex
Runie? Owes me sex
Muyu?Owes me sex
Hina? Owes me sex
Eimi? Owes me sex
Clara? Owes me japanese sex
Yuu? Owes me sex
Pico? Owes me sex
Loki? Owes me sex
Memory? Owes me sex
Muumi? Owes me sex

>>75294836
Are they cute?

>>75294907
she's English, they're basically Hobbits

>>75294910
>248x140

>>75294914
sex with hags

>>75294861
whale sex

>>75294914
kek

>>75294823
I unironically think she's cute

Is this real?

>>75294914
>Dizzy?
is mine

>>75294861
>W.T.
war thunder?

>>75295035

>>75294956
How would you feel if you didn't eat second breakfast, mister Frodo?

https://files.catbox.moe/6e2fpp.mp4

>>75295039
Grim

>>75295039

>>75295039
W.T Snacks was an incredibly short-tenured but incredibly popular 4chan staffer who made a mess of things back in the site's infancy!
Used to respond to rule-breaking or rule-skirting images with FUCKING SAVED before banning the person!
"Bring back Snacks" used to be a meme for YEARS after he got removed!

>>75295065
kino

>>75295065
wait, what's the 4chan version of this called

>>75295131
delete this

>>75295131
Sometimes the wose is too selfless...

Thinking about panko manko

>>75295065
Unironically a good video that summarizes PC's history/controversies

Just finished leg and chest day
I WILL be prepared this time for Loki and Tenma

>>75295131
>back in the site's infancy
i didnt even have internet in 2003

>thank you for 10 months
But she's only been here since... like..December... r-right?

>>75294231
slep gud

>>75294139
Too autistic for my autistic self.

>>75295065
Y'know it's kinda fascinating how much, let's say, "lore" Phase has compared to other corpos.

>>75295219
Ahah... yeah...

I should stop lusting after retarded women's d get a nice normie girl desu

>>75295291
Lumi discussion belongs in /pcgia/

>>75295278
>>75295204
I was hoping to find a comfy documentary on them to listen to while nothing was going on and found that video instead, ironically.

>>75295306
all women are retarded

Pippa should get a milf model with fat tits

>>75295353
Why were you looking for a white boy video essay on Phase Connect

>>75295409
I like having stuff like that play in the background when i'm doing stuff. I'm whiter than snow, okay. I can't help it.

>>75295409
Because phase is a white boy company.

>>75295035
Should've made it blurry from youtube compression.

>>75295401
Honestly Rinmama should debut and phase in

>>75295452
always has been
always will be
cope br*wns

>>75295065
Do the other one as well. pls

>>75295450
The intended way to consume Phase lore is through esoteric keyword dripfeeding and archive diving

ALL PHASE TALENTS ARE MADE FOR WHITE COCK
A.P.T.A.M.F.W.C IF YOU WILL

>>75295519
I'm not looking for anything I don't already know, I just wanted to hear someone elses take on it. I like knowing how other people feel about it for fun.

>>75295553
KLOMC

>>75295452
>>75295503
Anon, the CEO and ~70% of the talents are yellow. At least none of them are black though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqR-yIiF0rw
Strap in, Tenma is going to make monkey noises at drawings of muscle ladies for the rest of the day

>>75295560
Asians are honorary Aryans though.

>>75295553
>>75295562
IPHNIWAOWYASM

>>75294813
You remind of this guy

>>75295562
>KLOMC
?

>>75295560
>At least none of them are black though

>>75295553
Except for Lia, aimi and uruka

>>75295613
Oh yeah, Panko is Italian.

>>75295560
>At least none of them are black though
Hina is as black as ebony.

>>75295586
Kaneko Lumi owns my cock

>>75295645
oh you must be Lumi's virgin

>>75295633

>>75293538
I like it

>>75295660
No she cut it off and keeps it in her fridge

>>75295575
I think most of the board would disagree with that, especially with SEA

>>75295699
She keeps it caged.

>>75295660
Sex is more than just penetration, that's a very toxic way to define virginity.

>>75295712
My ex is a SEA monkey so I like jungle Asians.

>>75295575
It's fucked up how we're all just "Asian" what do you mean I'm the same race as fucking Muhammad who works at a food stall bare foot and handles food exclusively with his unwashed right hand

>>75295641
She calls herself Asian

>>75295750
No one who says Asian means Indians or middle easterners. When people search Asian for porn you, me and everyone knows what they are looking for.

>>75295750
Oriental was a better descriptor but but that's a no-no word now

>>75295737
I was making a reference about someone fucking up saying "Lumi's a virgin" to "Lumi's virgin"

>>75295750
correction it's actually Mohammed sorry to my oil mining brothers

>>75295750
Anon, ethnicity wise, that guy is Middle Eastern but I get your point

>>75295803
It's alright bro

Blue Pippa doesn't wear parties...

>>75295983
how do you wear a party?

[Jelly News] she has an extra set of feet on her back

>>75295983
>parties

>>75295964
You know I didn't mean it bro can you buy me a house?

Hi~

>>75296027
I can buy you horse meat, if you really want that.

>>75296027
I can gift you a leopard 2 tank if you want instead.

>>75296185
Yes actually how do I collect it

Hime songs

Original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgtPgJYtlFg


Cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJH3wN9IVEQ

[Jelly News] She doesn't like programmers

>>75294009
>skibidi watchalong has 11k views
>other videos have barely over a hundred views
Silly how that works.

RATE THE JELLY
RATE THE CAVES
RATE THE ENERGY
RATE THE STREAM

I MISS JELLY

>>75296515
CUTE/10
qud/10
high/10
9/11

>>75296251
I just need you to fill up the info below sir.
Name:
Address:
Contact No:

Credit/Debit Card Info (I will transfer you money incase there is fees for you to pay)
Card No:
Expiry Date:
CVV:

>>75296409

Yuu is live

>>75294914
BASED Dizzy hater!

>>75295006
>hag
She'd like to think she's one. But she ain't.
She's just used up and discarded.

>>75294914
Dizzy? My wife
Proof here, she send me a selfie

>>75296635
Surprised none of them accused her of being a guy with a voice changer

>missed jelly stream again

Time to wreck your day!
Phase has been around for 3 years now.
Some of the talents are reaching the shelf life of vtubers.
Who is going to be the first graduation?
There are good candidates, Lia, Airi, Erina, Uruka. Pretty much all the girls doing this as a side gig an the ones soon to graduate are probably weighing their options right now.

Who are you betting on?

https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1787802060454559905

>>75296946
Omg so true sister!!!

>>75296946
>phase
>shelf life
These bitches are gonna be in their 40's working for phase.

>>75296946
They've all been fermented so theoretically they can be put on the shelf for ~10 years without going bad

Genuine question. Why does Phase get so much hate in other threads? Every time any of the girls are brought up the way they're talked about feels so divorced from reality. I don't get why anyone would be so obsessed with hating a streamer when you can just watch someone else and never see them if you don't like them.

>>75297134
Ya got me, but it's the only corp I like so go figure.

>>75297087
Pickled hag, shelf stable with extra preservatives for long term storage.

>>75296981
what in the FUCK did she mean by this chyat

>>75297134
Because they don't do the "seiso idoru" BS act Holochuds cream their virgin pants over.
That's about it.
Unicorns are strange creatures. We used to make fun of Henry but... reality of the matter is - most Holo and Niji fans are Henries.

>>75297175
Lung cancer

>>75296981
Starknights.... I'm so sorry...

>>75296981

>>75297212
>Because they don't do the "seiso idoru" BS act Holochuds cream their virgin pants over.
They can't be it, there's a million indies that don't act "idol like" and from what I've gathered most other corpos don't stick to that idea either. It's not like all antis are holo fans either and most of the girls love hololive themselves.

>>75297306
I just had a thought. Now, it cannot be this but is it because the anti's hate "chuds" or whatever and Phase girls tend to have "based" opinions? Maybe i'm overthinking it or looking at it with the wrong eyes but the hardest of hardcore haters are usually people who say shit like Pippa is a nazi or claim Sakana is a pedo or whatever.

>>75297212
>There are no Unicorns in Phase
...

This is concerning and all but where is Alice?

>>75297134
1. Tribalism
2. Dramafags
3. Pcg does unfortunately have some retards that shit up other threads
4. Anons falseflagging as phase fans
5. Some anons hate pippa because they thinks shes a "grifter/political streamer" that attracts in culture war fags into the hobby, culture war fags are some of the most obnoxious dramafags. And they just think that everyone else in phase is just like this imaginary version of pippa.

>>75296981
it's so fucking over

>>75296366
Airi...

>>75296981
please tell me this and the timer is just a meme or engagement bait, right? Right???
fml

>>75297306
Most Western corpos get hate because "thing vs Japan thing.
And seiso isn't just about acting like a virgin, imagine being dumb enough to believe that lie... anyway, it's more about talking about political shit, talking about the real world, etc.
Pippa does react content to real world videos, even that is too close to a "real" streamer for these schizos.
As for indies ... you should see how Holochud reddit reacted to Fillian having better numbers than most of Holosnooze.

>>75297394
>is it because the anti's hate "chuds" or whatever and Phase girls tend to have "based" opinions
That's not even accurate. There's no one in Phase who tries to make a living spouting "based" opinions like Kirsche. Yes that includes Pippa, only clipwatchers think she's like that.

>>75297306
I remember trying to watch nijiEN stuff and they just acted like twitch thots with anime avatars

>>75297502
Alice is returning and taking over again.

>>75296946
You know, I wonder how vtubing will evolve into the next 5 years. I genuinely think the industry already reached a "peak" and now we are in a stabilization phase that probably will last a few years.

Tenma's tail is so cuuute

>>75297521
>you should see how Holochud reddit
I won't but you should go back there commieschizo

I unironically really would like Marimari to phase in but she's doing great on her own now

>>75297630
>bro never seen a reddit screenshot on twitter
Must be pretty cozy in the geriatric home if they're letting you watch vtubers.

>>75296946
Jelly, if her trip with her parents is any indication. The worst scenario is she graduating just to satisfy her demands.

>>75297661
Not him but unironically everything I know about reddit is from 4chan screencaps from 2010 to now.

Honestly Dizzy should make me cum with her mouth

>>75296946
Your definition of side gig is a little off outside of Airi and Airi fucking hates her job.
Lia especially is infinitely less likely to graduate now than previously because a remote job in a developed country with a weak currency is a majorly advantageous situation.
Erina said she just started with her studies. Etc.

>>75297586
We definitely reached the peak for corpo vtubers.
For indies sky is the limit. There you're only carried by your own talent.
Corpo fans are basic brand whores. They'll consume anything from a brand regardless of the quality which is why a lot of corpo vtubers are subpar.

Which Phasers support ending women's suffrage

>>75297692
>her

if a new bread gets baked, do you stay on the old one or move to the new one?

>>75297746
Lumi

>>75297746
Jelly, unironically.

>>75297746
jEly

>>75297751
/pcg/ is where family is

>>75297661
>on twitter
I won't but you should go back there

>>75297751
I open the new one, sometimes leave the old one open for a bit if it's still trucking and fucking.

none of you fucks told me Yuu was live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF9neRgUqVs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF9neRgUqVs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF9neRgUqVs

>>75297746
Pippa offstream

>>75297573
big if true

which phase talent plays the most autistic games?
that's the one I will watch

>>75294092
Jerry SEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>75297827
Figured she would just be streaming trash like Overwatch again so I didn't bother to check

>>75297134
I don't really see a special situation with Phase. All of the minor corpos get shit by drones of bigger corpos, no exception.
I think the main difference I have noticed so far, is how fans of the minor corpos are starting to throw shit against themselves, when it wasn't like that in the past.

>>75297746
ALL of the pick me girls

>>75297774
>>75297782
>that time jelly started going off about women and traditional gender roles and sakana had to step in and shut her down
She's so perfect.

There is also fucking Tenma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqR-yIiF0rw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqR-yIiF0rw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqR-yIiF0rw

>>75297860
Jerry by far. She honestly might be too autistic for you.

>>75297827
>>75296659

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

>>75297860
That's like 75% of Jellys shtick

>>75294139
going to eat me

>>75297502
She can't escape her engagement with me

Collab when?

>>75297134
1) Deliberate agitprop by attention seekers making catalog threads and coming back here to take credit
2) Political hysteria from both sides.
3) N00MBERS that are very small in the grand scheme of things but just large enough to be worrisome
4) The (alleged and real) courting of dramatubers and anti-fans
5) The (alleged and real) outreach to indies with controversial pasts
6) Lumi
7) Pippa

>>75297971
if my oshi was an organ they would be my pancreas

>>75297860
Jelly is #1 for that
Ember likes roguelites/roguelikes

>>75298043
duo karaoke kino

>>75297746
>Jelly
>Lumi
>Lia
>Pippa
Those are the ones who've said something to that effect at least once!

>>75297953
>>75297984
I was kinda thinking shit like dwarf fortress or some flavor of Paradox map painters, but I can see she just played Qud so maybe she's the one.

>>75297134
the same reason nijisanji and hololive get threads, because of tribalniggers

>>75298043
A pure-bred japanese woman wouldn't collab with a 1/8th Indonesian.

>>75298118
Lumi plays grand strategy stuff

>>75298118
Map painting isn't autistic enough for Jerry

what did they do to hestia

>>75298314
Jew

>>75297746
Why would they want to end women's suffering?

>>75298108
Why is always those four?

>>75298314
Sweet Baby Inc touched the game

>>75298118
You probably would prefer the likes of Clio or Whiskey (not Phase). Lumi plays strategy games very often and has played Dorf Fort, but she hasn't touched Paradox autism that I remember.

Muyu does like EU4 from what I recall, but I haven't seen her play it, and most of her actual content is just uooohh baiting.

>>75298297
She explicitly dislikes Paradox games though

>>75298343
Because they are women who have suffered enough

Tenmas just tryna smash

Jelly should play vicky 2 with mods that turn sea peoples into fuel.

>>75298118
The only chuubas I know who play (and actually like) GSGs are Clio, Chiwa and Lady Saffron. None of them are in Phase, although Clio is basically Phase (Extra Team) by now.

>>75298579
Crimeamod is the only one that makes Vicky 2 good. No even for the genocide meme but just because it makes the AI function.

>>75298377
because politics is for boys

>>75298579
>vicky 2
I, literally, have never seen a chuuba play Victoria 2. Either it is too way of an autistic game for them, or maybe they think they will put their viewers to sleep. Who knows.

How do I pay a girl to hug me

>>75298771
GET HUGGED GET HUGGED GET HUGGED

>>75294914
Update
Lia? Owes me three sex
Nasa? Owes me sex
Pippa? Owes me two sex
Tenma? Owes me two sex
Iori? Owes me sex
Uruka? Owes me three sex
Michiru? Owes me sex
Remilia? Owes me sex
Airi? Owes me sixteen sex
Shiina? Owes me sex
Rie? Owes me sex
Erina? Owes me sex
Panko?Owes me sex
Lumi? Owes me three sex
Ember? Owes me sex
Dizzy?
Jelly? Owes me sex
Yuri? Owes me money
Saya? Owes me two sex
Runie? Owes me sex
Muyu?Owes me sex
Hina? Owes me sex
Eimi? Owes me sex
Clara? Owes me japanese sex
Yuu? Owes me sex
Pico? Owes me sex
Loki? Owes me sex
Memory? Owes me sex
Muumi? Owes me sex
Femanon? Owes me thirty six sex

>>75298108
Jelly means it, the others just say it for pickme points

I am happy to announce that as of 7th May 2024 1:22 PM Lumi no longer owes me sex

So pippa and lumi are both virgins huh.

Starknight bros... She is talking about making music right? Right?

>>75297746
Voting in general is a gay and feminine system. All systems like exam taking for job placement and voting for leadership have made society worse and more gay. Being a war hero who fought da nazis and joined da party and getting promoted to a level where you can survive purges is masculine and makes for a better culture. Otherwise you get flabby clueless men who act like women

RIE SEX SEX RIE HIME BUILT FOR MY COCK

>>75299188
>fought da nazis
>made for a better culture

>>75299140
How many times will you reply to yourself today?
Rough estimate is fine.

>>75298471
Based.

>>75299085
Lia isn't a pickme

I LOVE MAEMI! DRUNK SEX WITH MAEMI! FEELING HUNGOVER AND FULL OF REGRET NEXT DAY WITH MAEMI! DOING IT ALL OVER AGAIN WITH MAEMI!

>>75298427
I would second Whiskey
She's cute and has a really cute accent

why does clara make me hard whenever she speaks

Tenma is on? Why did no one say anything?

>>75299580
tenmahate

>>75299580
>>75297907

>>75299185
i-it's the coffe countdown, the "business trip" totally isn't a cover up for "arranged marriage proposal"

>>75299580
She's playing Nigger Worship 2

>>75299580
I don't like her

>>75299703
she doesn't like you

hiimlia

Rie is the cutest slut in Phase Connect

>>75299085
Jelly only says it because it increases her chance of getting a husband

>>75298771
Become an alcocholic and join a support group. They do group hugs.

>>75299140
not anymore after last night

ok phase, ive given in. how do i get started watching phase connect? who should i start watching?

>>75300113
start with marimari and chromu

>>75300113
I'm not sure if PC has a fauna analog. Just watch Jelly I guess, if she's in your timezone. Or big titty hag idk.

>>75300113
Why do you want to watch Phase? What kind of content do you like?

>>75300113
What are you looking for in a girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zanSWCloSeA
you didnt save her...

>>75300364
its your project hugo

>>75300113
I would recommend giving Himemiya Rie a try.

>>75300113
Just pick one at random

>>75300364
If you find a person like this that you like why would you ever share instead of just grooming her

>>75300436
that would kill him

>>75300113
Panko

>>75300166
Dizzy is a good analogue, she has a pretty voice.

why do i have this inkling that clara faps to femboy porn

>>75300113
Panko

>>75300495
>>75300753
Is someone making a /vt/GPT

>>75300113
Shiina
Panko
Wemi

>>75300113
you should watch this cute lemon tard

>>75300822
wtf I hate pippa now

>browse through Lumis channel
>all this boomer shit I loved playing
>autism simulators
I found her, she is the one.
she talks way too much though

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>75300113
Singers: Lumi, Shiina, Rie, Uruka, Erina, Clara
Games: Tenma, Lumi, Ember, Michiru
JP: Michiru, Clara, Nasa, Yuu, Iori, Loki, Pico, Memory
Variety: Runie, Hina, Lia, Rie, Muyu, Panko, Remi, Saya, Jelly, Pippa
Art: Shiina, Eimi
Hag: Dizzy, Runie, Airi, Clara, Shiina
Dork: Erina, Airi, Hina
Autism: Jelly, Michiru, Eimi, Lumi
Babu: Remi
Cute: Nasa, Pico, Muyu, Erina

https://youtu.be/lFxZ6hUIdFw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEFYbqbM8SU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSEGR4ggq38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzDJheCVyrM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHHSoTTSmlM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cYP8e5ga5Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LduB3_pThOM

This should get you on the road!

>>75300912
>He doesn't like yap

>>75300113
Some content similar to fauna? Shiina, Erina, Ember. Kino and non-stop goslings? Lumi

>>75300912
Just hang around for a month catching streams when you feel like. Phase is very varied in content direction and you need to see each one to really get a feel of what they're like.

who let jong die

>>75300975
it just reminds me why interacting with women is a bad idea

>>75301116
They finally fucked off to their own general

>>75301174
JONG
JIG
JUICE

>>75300364
cute growls

>>75300912
She also sucks at all of these games.

>>75301174
ok let me rephrase
who let /jong/ die

>>75301252
comes with being a vtuber I suppose

>>75301081
>goslings/simps
Yes
>kino
No

wosemi can you tell me why saya doesn't stream

>>75300113
I agree with anonymongs recommending Dizzy or Shiina, they are both hagettes like Fauna. Shiina can be sepecially comfy and has the same kind of cuckposter antis so it'll be just like home.

>>75300912
The Yap will consume you soon enough

why is my dog playing ark at 12am
i'm going to bed

>>75300113
Hina probably has the closest voice and vibe to Fauna. She’s just considerably dumber.

>>75301371
why the fuck is she streaming so late I can't watch her

>>75300113
>>75300166
Hina is pretty much Phase's Fauna.

>>75300113 (me)
ive read all your recommendations, Ive decided to check out chromu(shes not even phase??), panko, dizzy and jelly. maybe they will be my gateway to the others. thank you all

>>75301482
lol

>>75301498
>chromu
...

>>75301333
Fauna is a hag?

>>75301498
Who the fuck shilled Chromu instead of a Phase girl

>>75301539
shilling pink thing is always acceptable

La pink creatura is honorary phase member

>>75301607
She’s taken you creeps.

>>75301666
By me

>>75301666
satan

>>75301538
I don't think fauna has ever claimed to be a zoomer but she's been streaming for years and years after college so it should be obvious she's 30 or close to 30.

>>75301498
Consider Runie please

lol
https://twitter.com/marimari_en/status/1787787230305775749
he applied under the name “Dave Buster” btw

I was really born in the wrong timeline. I am tsundere for Shiina.

>>75302052
Snip snap crab

>>75294222
she's not poor, buddy; you'd probably have to negotiate a contract in the millions of dollars for import of a bunch palm oil

>>75301943

>>75302163
lol

>Think of Lumi
>Instant throbbing erection
How does she do this to me? I need her so fucking badly bros

>>75301943
>petergriffinjackingoff

>>75302163
>I have your IP address I am not kidding
how is it, that in 2024, people still not understand what a fucking dynamic IP is?

fucking retards

The fact Panko actually sits around during streams with her pants around her ankles and her sweaty ass cheeks all over her gamer chair made me want to watch her. I'm weak.

>>75302216
Stil better that Putin's discord kitten

>>75302290
That chair? Me.

>>75297134
Because our Flagship streamer is Pippa and 90% of the drama that leaks into the catalogue it's cuck shit. So all the holobronies know about Phase "The 4chan /pol/ yabbit" and Lumi/Rie cuckery

>>75300113
My list:
Lia for unchecked ADHD type energy loves Freddy Fazbear but only really the Security Breach one. Those are some of her best streams
Uruka if you like instruments like violin and ...a sheltered girl basically discovering her sexuality on stream and sometimes on twitter
Iori is good if you're interested in learning JP as she speaks and translates to both many have said she is by far the most extroverted member of phase
Tenma for a very angry fox but also probably the gamer of phase
Michi for JP and also extreme stubbornness in bosses
Nasa is very calm and relaxing imo very cute English as well
Pippa for a little of everything. You get zatsu, you get react, you get gaming sometimes
Remi is daughter experience her trip with (You) to Walmart was pretty fun
Airi is a hag. If you grew up in the 90s or just like nostalgia or old anime there ya go
Panko is our resident Italian and enjoys pineapple pizza all her cooking streams were peak
Shiina is a hardworking crab hag. Does alot of drawing and art for phase that gets turned into merch. Relaxing streams and very knowledgeable.
Erina very calm voice and streams. She's great to fall asleep to but also has some pretty good taste in games I enjoyed Spyro and the spongebob games
Rie is like Lia unchecked ADHD energy. Many gimmick streams that are pretty good like sitting in an inflatable tub on her balcony
Jelly is the technical one. Practically tech support for phase. Has very nice AWAWAWA streams
Lumi is queen of yapping. Has little schizo Youtube streams every Tuesday where she plays a part like a siren last week and a teacher before that just fun little short streams. Plays a lot of strategy and roguelike games on twitch and Youtube.
Dizzy is... unique. Very self deprecating and very aware she's a vtuber. Enjoyed her south park streams
Ember is very calm and doesn't get too mad that often. Nice voice, mostly rogues and roguelikes but has played other games
Haven't watched enough of gen 3 or the JPs to really form an opinion but there ya go gen 1 gen 2 and invaders. Gen 3 debuted quite recently.
Other recommended stuff is Mahjong streams, CEO loves the game and got the girls a sponsorship with Mahjong World.
Sakana streams (our CEO) are always great because he's so awkward most of the time. He's done several interviews with the girls that always end well. He's a very active person in phase

>>75300113
Ember, Lumi, Runie, Shiina, and Hina. Then you can try the rest.

>>75301943

>>75302427
>Lumi/Rie cuckery
Why are these two lumped together?
Has Lumi done stuff as bad as Rie?

>>75300113
I was doing reps after divegrass league and the girls clicked with me

>>75302516
>he doesn’t know
Reps.
Lumi has unironically done way worse cuckshit than Rie.

>>75302516
Not as bad as when Iori was caught next to a male

>>75302509
I see a common theme in those girls, I take it Fauna is similar? Easy on the ears, comfy streams, la creatividad streams

>>75302195
It's a mystery

>>75302583
what a fucking whore

Ya know, Muyu is pretty hot but I just realized I don't know fuck all about her. Like what is her schtick anyway?

>>75302516
Because our resident schizos hate Lumi and basically just throw shit at the wall that never sticks

>>75302691
Why not watch her and find out?

Even after I cum I can't stop jerking it. I'm such a sick fuck

>>75302195
hey anon, watch this

>>75302583

>>75302716
I put on a random stream and it felt like I was watching Barney or Teletubbies so I dipped.

sad anon friend news

>>75302195
>Lumi starts streaming
>have uncontrollable grin on my face
how does she do it lads? Is she femme fatale?

Stuffing your entire fist into Pippa and trying to open your hand

>>75302599
I don't really know Fauna's content but yeah if I were to introduce somebody to Phase, and they don't have a preference, I'd recommend people who have solid content in terms of gameplay (Ember, Lumi), zatsudan (Lumi, Runie), singing (Lumi, Shiina, Runie), and different topics (Lumi, Runie, Shiina), without going deep into the weird and yab (Pippa, Lia, Rie, Clara, etc.). That you can explore later.

>>75302822
where?
her nose?

>>75302774
F

>>75302583
Why did everyone memory hole the movie incident

>>75302805
when did i post this?

>>75302774
I thought HFR did well didn't it?
how'd that happen?

>>75302163
I hope someone signs her up for the NAMBLA newsletter

>>75303026
It gets brought up every couple of months

>>75303290
They killed multiple studios. Arkane Austin and letting a shitload of Bethesda people go

>>75303290
No idea, afaik by every metric it exceeded expectations. The game was kino as fuck. So much so that I actually gained some hope for the industry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2BUEzdjfpY

>>75303392
What am I even looking at?

>>75303441
No I think everyone played it on game pass and they didn't actually sell much

new thread
>>75303614
>>75303614

>>75303460
Me being born

>>75303544
It did well on steam too. There's some schizo still seething about it on /v/. I played it on gamepass and then bought it on steam.

>>75300113
As a sapling I recommend Erina, or Ember I'm subbed to them.

>>75303626

I love Lumi...
I love Miia...

>>75302691
Similar to Wemi, daughter experience, never breaks kayfabe, is actually kind of a good at video games, and she is really good at providing subtle loli humor

.

>>75302837
>singing (Lumi, Shiina, Runie)
And Clara

I love so much

I hate so much

黒ん坊

Femanon owes me hugs, kisses and sex.