/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75238854
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>75238867
amen

>>75238867
amen

>>75238867
Amen

niji love

already? let people say their amens first, damn

holo love

>>75238867
Amen

SEX WITH DINOSAURS

Why do we have talents with over 200000 subscribers but they are 3views

It is not of our concern.

LEADER LOVE~

>>75238461
Axel is not giving up on his dreams, he knows shit isn't always all smiles, he knows how the idol industry is and what his Holostars senpai had to go through.
Do I need to point you to the stream where Axel called out Magni for quitting in less than a year?

>>75239800
Looking at last thread it is unless its our favorites

So this is what it feels like to have a schizo camping out your thread

I love Shinri

>>75239950
Axel and altare have no backup. If even kyo couldnt join vshojo I dont think bettel will be able too either and kyo was bigger than you think he was.

>>75240099
Ah, so you missed the axelschizo days...

>>75240215
I don't count axelschizo because he was a cute tsundere

>>75240108
The threadshitter is Kyo

>>75240318
axelschizo used to make like 1/3 of the posts in every thread. The dedication was certainly there, but I wouldn't call it "cute".

>>75240106
me too. I hope he gets a real break sometime in the near future

Everyone wants Magni Dezmond back
No one even remembers Vesper Noir anymore...

>>75240108
I don't think he wanted to join, people just assume everyone wants to go there but even K9 didn't want to at first.

Blue balls making everyone in /mans/ cranky

>>75241071
Well, bend over and let me take care of mine then.

I MISS GARFIELD
when is the cat drama update, Jurard

>>75240720
Magni did well in a group and wanted so sing and dance. Vesper not so much

>>75240720
Vesper was only an actual part of Holostars until his suspension, after that he was a solo streamer.

>>75241298
>>75241347
He still was a good part of the group and did a lot of collabs his last few months

>>75240700
Me too, though I feel like his brain won't ever let him do that...

>>75240108
>>75239950
i dont think you need numbers to get into vshoujo (as seen with mochi). you just need connections, like any job

>>75240720
magmites dont really have a decent alternative. vesties for the most part got the easier end of the deal with the grads. I dont blame magmites for missing him. if my oshi graduated and only did 3DPD streams i'd be mourning too

>>75242099
Soon....

>>75242236
Stop shilling, it won't be the same

>>75242281
soon....

>>75242281
anon is right. i'll enjoy the porn though at least

rape is a necessary discipline tool

>>75241575
his last "break" was just him preparing and then travelling to Japan, you have to go back before Armis debuted for his last proper one. Here's hoping he soon is able to actually drop everything for like a week to recharge and try to relax for once
don't think he can do that now though, not with all the "idol duties"

>>75242607
agreed!

a few... months?

>>75243052
Oooooo!?

>>75243052
Why is it in fucking tagalog though

Streams?

>>75243476
We serve dead hours here sir

>>75238854
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Banzoin Hakka Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/octavio

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>>75243476
DEAD WORLD (MONDAY)

>>75243642
It's been so long without a cover...please get the 3Ds over with...

>>75243203
Joke from an FF stream, though I wish it was in English if it's going to be a bigger thing.

>>75243476
The absolute state of /MANS/ as of now is people entertaining the idea of magmites starting a plantation

only Shinri has shared his schedule this week for Tempus

>>75243710
THE STOOOOOOOORM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY&t=138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY&t=138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY&t=138

https://youtu.be/YBTrAlKIJlo?t=7268

>>75243806
don't expect one from hakker, he already explained why

>idolshit
No thanks

>>75243911
I'll idle my shit on you faggot

>>75243911
Stop watching idolcorpotubers

>>75243813
Best temus original

>>75243911
WAAAAAAHH
Y-Y-YOU CANT MAKE FUN OF THE MUSIC VIDEOS!!
ALL I WATCH ARE ANIME OPS AND EDS!!!
I EVEN HAVE A TIER LIST!!

>>75243052
>tagalog cowboy stream
i hope whatever hes cooking burns in the kitchen

I love idolshit so much you'll have me bathing in it just like Hakka

>>75244266
Hakka's gamer boy bathwater...

>>75244266
IT WAS A FUCKING BATHBOMB YOU DUMBASS

>>75244363
Hakka shits in the bath, pass it on~!

https://twitter.com/semi_finalfight/status/1787435853092155506
I love P-POCO-sensei. They really care about Ruze.

>>75244363
Hakka shits his pants so often I don't believe that story

>>75244363
nuh-uh

>>75244517
The fact that he shared this himself with that caption is still so fucking funny

>>75244517
He also never addressed the bug. kek

>>75244506
cute ruze

>>75244704
It probably is some herb or "exfoliating/filtering agent" of the bath bomb (see picrel), but it's more fun to imagine it's a bug in his shit bathwater so I'll go with that

>>75244906
There are so many bath bombs with different colors but Hakka, the scatfag, chose the shit one

>>75244903
Much better.

>>75244506
how cute, don't care much for monhun but can't wait to see how these two get along

Would any of the boys play Hades 2 even if it's still in early access?

>>75246020

>>75246027
Altare maybe?

>>75239639
uwoooogh

Your challenge, should you choose to accept it:
Say 1(one) nice thing about Machina X Flayon

>>75246245
He's not as bad as other people in the space.

>>75246245
Appears to genuinely care about the others

>>75246245
He's very supportive of the rest of the boys behind the scenes.

>>75246245
trans icon

>>75246111
He's guaranteed to play it if it's as pozzed as the first one

>>75246111
Yeah, Altare is probably the best bet.

>>75246245
He isn't that other weirdo, Regis Altare.

>>75246245
I like his determination despite living with 10 debuffs

>>75246245
he'd be my perfect stay at home husband

>>75246245
He's pretty OK when he's low energy, I enjoyed his and Altare's camping recording.

>>75246245
cute dick

I wonder what Ruze's handcam will be this week, the menshi post had a subtle hint but this nigga alywas end up blowing me away inb4 it's cooking with his feet

>>75247597
he'll be wearing a maid outfit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfNiWEU3O1E&t=1522
If Merryweather hadn't raided Octavio during one of his FF streams then the proposed Tagalog Cowboy stream wouldn't exist.
>Merry shows up in chat
>Tavi imitates Merry's accent
>Tavi's impression turns into a southern drawl
>proceeds to RP as a cowboy
>wants to turn cowboy RP into an ASMR stream then remembers Jurard did tagalog ASMR
>therefore tagalog cowboy

>>75246245
The only person in HolostarsEN that I, a handsome straight male, can self insert as

>>75247875
It's all that dipshit dino's fault. I hope Shikamane makes him wash his mouth out with soap

>>75246245
I appreciate him for speaking kindly of my oshi before he graduated. Also he has a nice tummy.

Which one should I start: Shinri's Night in the Woods or A Space for the Unbound? Or any other story-heavy game

>>75249042
Night in the Woods is either unfinished or the VOD got taken down, so start with A Space for the Unbound

>>75246245
Cute autistic boy

Been thinking about the diss track thing and it'd be an amazing batsu because the loser would get absolutely humiliated

>>75249211
wait really? that sucks. I'll go with the indo game then, thanks!

blue jobber still lazy

>>75249042
Outer Wilds, then watch Vespers Outer Wilds vods, then watch Hakkas Outer Wilds vods

>>75249623
?

>>75249832
its a good game

we punt punt PUNT ewwtare

Pentiment doko..

Axel basketball game report doko...

>>75249897
But it has nothing to do with what that anon was askin

>>75249970
You said "any other story-heavy game"

>>75249623
>Hakkas Outer Wilds vods
He actually surprised me that he didn't get stuck for long in puzzles and that he destroyed space-time, shame he never finished it

>>75249042
From Shinri I think that A Space of the Unbound speaks a lot more to him personally, but it may be too slow paced and bland tonewise.
In this sense Night in the Woods is more fun to watch while still maintaining that "hit home" feeling with the way it approaches growing old.

>>75249970
actually it was a good suggestion, but I just finished Shinri's playthrough of it so I'm gonna need at least another year before I watch any other boy stumble their way through space.
I wish I had his brain because the quick way he solved some of it was insane

While we're on the topic, I will die on the hill and say that Shinri's Outer Wilds playthrough is my favorite series of streams from him. A close second is the Hollow Cocoon stream and following after that is the current Pacific Run streams, but the Josuiji Outer Wilds experience was peak. He has yet to top that for me.

>>75250377
Cute

>>75249042
Night in the Woods has some truly classic moments. I like his Love, Sam one a lot as well.

>>75250377
Kek. I do like that Hakka is an axelotl

>>75250377
>>75250992

>>75251143
>woven fates MV

>>75250312
Pacific Drive has been surprisingly comfy. It's cute to see him so excited about the different car upgrades or the things he sees on a run through the zone.

Wonder if we're ever getting any other latinx boys other than Hakka or he's just kind of like an experiment. That would be a pretty cool thing later down the line maybe

>>75251620
Well it's on them to auditioning in the first place.

>>75251620
>latinx

>>75251620
>latinx

>>75251232
I had forgotten about that kek

>>75251620
How about more boys that do English streams

>>75251801
How about boys that stream?

>>75251884
You'll get lazy blue fuck and you'll like it

I haven't seen it mentioned here yet:
Tavi's collab tomorrow is Nekopara - Catboys Paradise

Tavi could've been a perfect boy but he keeps socializing with the bad crowd

>>75251801
hakkers spanish content is probably not even 0.1% of all his streaming time

I love Regis Altare

we hate regis altare

>>75252134
He is a disgrace to latin america after all

>>75252260
>never went to arcades
>don't really know SNK games
>don't even know how to play videogames to begin with
>is just a poser dragon ball fan
>has probably never played futbol in his life
I hate Hakka

>>75252376
necesita ser corregido

>>75252376
only a brazilian would fit all those qualities kek

>>75253380
I would know... kek

>>75251620
>latinx
>boy
>latinx boy
You’re doing this on purpose

>>75250992
Hakka losing his fucking mind the week (and especially the day of) Axel's 3D is one of my favorite things ever. Bird straight up didn't even attempt to hide his horny on main.

am I retarded and suffering stockholm if I continue to believe in bettel and support him

>>75254132
No you're just normal

>>75254132
Yes, don't give him any more money

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1787593720637841727

>>75255569
>he picked up Shogi

>>75255569
I hope it's picking himself up from selfpity puddles

>>75255569
Please be dancing classes

>>75255839
Man, the thought of a Shintare duet with choreography...

>>75255569
Let me spoil it for you, he is learning cunnilingus

>>75256323
I think Shinri should work on his flexibility first before starting to dance, I'm afraid he'll end badly injured

>>75256389
No wonder his girlsfriends cheated on him then

>>75256476
women being whores is nothing new

>>75256426
Shinri can do them fortnite dances, dont you know he is hip with them kids!

>>75256699
You think a man would stay with a woman that refused to suck his dick?

No Ruze (live)stream until wednesday UEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>75256754
but does he do them well or like a geriatric

>>75256763
nta but eh if I really liked her I would, yeah, but you can bet that I would go out with other women to compensate

>>75246245
I like his VN streams since he puts in effort in the voices.

Oh damn, no streams tonight huh, I hope Axel give us another of his guerrilla streams

>>75249899
how dare you slander my boy while i was away
KILL YOURSELF

>>75256926
He promised us a zatsu to tell about his first game WHERE IS HE

>>75256754
1 fortnite dance uses all of his energy

>>75256847
We will find out, stay tune for 3D! I am not even shitposting i think he might actually do it when they get 3D.

I hate hate HATE DEAD HOURS
We need MORE BOYS

(You) should post a decent fanfic so Octavio can make a good musical #ARMISAdventures

https://twitter.com/octavio_holo/status/1787518549541708011

>>75257306
I wish the managers would split meeting day so Monday wasn't such a dead day

flayon just doxxed bettel
godfuckingdammit

>>75256852
This is why your girlfriend cheated on you altare.

>>75257918
Every picture I've been forced to see of him does look like that, idk why he always does that face

>>75257918
I can see it

>>75257957
I had forgot about that, it's so weird that he decided to tell that story in what, his first month in Holostars? Alongside with the story of his dog dying suffocated.
No wonder people called him fake

https://twitter.com/inchells/status/1787560863865741438

>>75258233
He was just in a really bad place before debut, I remember anons saying we saved him from ending it all

>>75258233
he's a depressed mf. of course he'd overshare on debut month

>>75258233
>No wonder people called him fake
I was one of those people, but it was mainly his voice that i thought was fake and it turns out that it is.

>>75258233
wait this is real, not a shitpost? how did half the tempus boys get cheated on at some point

leader should just date me
i'm soft and squishy and wet as water
i can give him the slimiest night of his life

>>75258753
Isn't it just Altare and Shinri?

>>75258753
how new?

>>75258753
yeah it's real, he also told some other weird stories early on.
But I don't think we know about so many of them being cheated, only him and Shinri I think? Others don't usually talk about personal relationships like that

>>75258233
Why would being open about himself imply he's fake?
I mean, I think he's a bit fake. But just the normal amount, and for other reasons.

I was so excited for Goldbullet's birthday thinking it was May 30th for some reason but I just realized it's actually not until June ueueue

>>75259041
three stars having their birthdays in june is wild

>>75258986
Because it felt fake and out of place, like he was trying to gather pity points in his debut week.

>>75259041
At least you have more time to prepare bubby! I had the reverse happen and now I'm rushing to do something

>>75259198
i mean, if you listen to their debut speeches/post debut zatsus, they all do the gathering pity points thing. We call it Yagoo's house of broken boys for a reason. i remember my heart breaking for vesper's plastic ball story. like. only a sad mf would philosophize about peeling plastic on devices and get attached to a trash ball

How come when Octavio acts horny, it's funny
But when Flayon does stuff like this, it's annoying

https://twitter.com/forwardvbs/status/1787435978048610342

>>75259166
You don't know how mad I am that Flayon's doesn't align with the anniversary so I can't cheap out on the shipping

>>75259654
I know it's bait but I think Octavio's model helps him, he looks goofy and smiling always, and he also acts like heehee haha instead of "hehe I'm horny girls sex"

>>75259317
Yeah... I wasn't really planning to do anything but dump a ton of money on him but if the silver lining is that he has more time to work on his cover so we don't get another kami no mani mani disaster I guess it won't be so hard to wait.

>>75256963
stfu you god damn onahole

>>75258546
I know he won't play that game but man he looks good as a bunny boy

>>75259654
I mean look at this cute face. He just doesn't get preachy and there is always the vibe of it all being a goofy joke. Like how Axel is also horny but he is very honest about it so it doesn't come off as gross?

>>75258546
this pose is making my back and neck hurt

>>75259866
Didn't he say he had other more stuff planned too? Honestly better if he has more time

>>75259871
yes, i'm your* onahole

>>75258233
Why would you assume someone was fake for admitting they got cheated on and their dog died? These are things that happen to people all the time.

>>75260713
projection, what else

>>75260713
Because it was uncalled for, and said in a weird tone, as if it didn't mean anything to him.

>>75260909
so you've never heard of masking

>>75261039
You mean the act of faking their feelings?

>>75260909
What? He sounded really upset talking about the dog and it seemed like the thing with the girl was long enough ago that he was mostly over it? How is talking about everyday personal experiences "uncalled for"?

rape rape RAPE regis altare

>>75261147
of hiding their trauma by minimizing it. but i suppose you you wouldn't know since you can only acknowledge people's sadness if they cry hysterically in front of you, you zero-empathy maniac

>>75261397
WRONG!

not the other anon but leader’s voice is/was a hard filter with its softboy whispery asmr quality. at debut i was on a hair trigger for him being some kind of Vox, and having him go ‘my gf cheated :( my dog died :( omg im so sad’ gave weird vibes for what kind of audience he might be wanting to cultivate (women who feel bad and will do anything to fix his lack of gf). he’s also one of the few tempus members i’ve seen (once, as a bit) refer to his chat as entirely female and call them his gf. he’s my cringekino autistic little bro now that i’ve got a better read on his personality, but it took 8-9 months post debut to warm up to him.

spare some schedules... please just a crumb of schedules...

>>75262247
Bettel will be on in 2.5 hours. He said if he didn’t hit WIR Monday it would be on Tuesday JST.

>>75262416
Yeah but his schedule is fucked up in Japan, he doesn't keep his usual time slot like the others. Could end up being 6am EDT for all we know

I NEED STREAMS NOW

>>75263453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEsC36ZURT4

>>75263634
....i don't get it but have fun, goldie

axel in 3-4 hours for sure...right?

>>75261397
You can try lol, enjoy anus reconstruction surgery

if we get an off-collab Month in Review will they still fuck around with their models

>>75264363
no, they will rape bettel on stream

>>75264363
All of them have done handcams by now. If the organizer wasn’t a lazy fuck we would get handcam snack and drink zatsu like armis did in Ruze’s room.

>>75261863
As soon as HQ was announced I avoided the shit out of them for like 4 months, I was fully convinced all and every single corpo and indie ENtuber was either a sex pest or a whore. Our boys are all whores but I love them nonetheless.

>>75264448
One of these days I am going to write extremely horny fanfic (actual) fanfic, not shitposts about him getting bent over every surface

>>75264538
do it. i'm waiting

>>75264525
>Our boys are all whores but I love them nonetheless.

>>75264538
please do, the bettel tag is full of nothing but twincest-with-magni or cuntboy hakka mockingbird.

>>75264692
>twincest-with-magni
ToT

>>75261863
he's a good boy

>>75264692
i need a new ship with bettel where he's the evil and abusive boyfriend

>>75264941
Keep dreaming, clown

https://youtu.be/hBMtQMTTkcI

>>75264941
Maybe on a bizarro world

>>75265114
he is the type that intentionally stirs shit to get hatewatched

>>75265114
No wonder he's always intentionally dramabaiting

>>75265180
i want them to do another stream like this i rewatch the vod every so often its cute

we're so back
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1787637107282035171

Cute platonic Xenos (with inaccurate lore)
https://archiveofourown.org/works/55391683

>having an awful day
>no ruze stream
fml

>have awful day
>No holostars streams
>Watch my 1 view
>Have fun
Feels good man

>having awful day
>no stream
>no VOD
>no channel
>no company

It's an abstract kind of feel.

>b
>r
>a
>p

>have awful day
>no holostars streams
>check new male debuts from small corps
>find a new oshi
i'm a filthy cheating whore

>>75265581
>with inaccurate lore
That took me out so fast. So extremely far from their lore that an Alternate Universe tag is needed

>>75266130
how easily do you declare someone as your oshi?

>>75266130
>New ""oshi"" just from watching a debut
That's not an oshi just your new shiny hyperfixation that you will throw away the moment a new shinier toy appears

>>75266209
if i see potential and feel it might be fun to support them
>>75266282
did i stutter

>be me
>love my oshi
that is all

>>75265272
>>75265191
sounds like those weirdos who hate marvel movies who keep doing hate videos on them

>be me
>fuck my oshis

>>75266453
>Did I stutter
Based

>>75266604
hah! you wish

>>75266198

Hakka karaoke rebroadcast in about 12 hours

>>75266453
Debuts are never a good indication of a chuuba's character, content, interaction with fans or any quality that you could take into consideration to make them your oshi, at least wait a month or you'll end up like those retards with 8+ oshi marks that never watches any of them

>>75266994
>More idolshit
Wake me up inside
(Can't wake up)

>>75266994
I read too fast and thought it was gonna be in 8 minutes...

>>75267067
you count karaokes as idol shit? man that's sad

>>75267067
>hates idolshit
>watches holostars
you're doing this to yourself

>>75267086
I even put an estimation in my post jobberchama

>>75267086
illiterate-chama...

>>75267249
>>75267262
I read the tweet on my timeline and got too excited, leave me alone

Flayon menshi test telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26WXP-r6ybE

>>75267577
love me pilot

where is shiny spicy bros? I need them

>>75267898
THEY LAZY

>>75262416
>he believed bettel's lies

Akuseru no basuke...

i just woke up from a dream where i was late for class and banchou was calling me because i wasn't in the seat beside him. someone punch me unconscious, i need to go back

>>75267898
Too busy having Discord sex...

>>75267045
>8+ oshi marks
I got 8 oshi marks, all tempus!

>>75267986
He has 48 minutes, anon. 11AM JST for sure.

>>75267898
lazy :/

>>75268192
And you watch them all, right? You know what happens if you dont. Right?

>>75267045
cool advice but since i'm the one supporting them, i'll be the judge of that. and i think debuts are a good indication of what they are capable of when they prepare and work hard at the medium. there's a reason why every vtuber makes a big deal out of these showcases.

>>75268380
Yep, watching Flay rn

>>75268192
But Tempus has 6 members.

>>75268505

>>75267045
i got 10! all stars en! and yes i watch everyone!

so this is what it feels to be deaf

>>75268505
what about tempagpag?

>>75268573
is it bait if the other two are deceased

>>75268573

We need shotastars voice pack. It's not fair the girls get to do loli VP but not shotastars

>>75269510
i agree

>>75269510
shota shinwi...

>>75269510
yes, but it'd have to be in Japanese or else it will be cringe

>>75262416
kek
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1787657713201344644

>>75269741
is he going all-out clown for 3d? please

>>75269741
oh wow. attitude much?

>>75269741
Finally, 3D soon

>>75269741
3D SOON ISRAEL

>>75262416 (Me)
>>75268227 (Me)
This is what I get for trying to be so back. Return to anti.

>>75269741
If he won't actually juggle on his 3d debut I'll chop his useless arms off

>>75269866
will you forgive him if he juggles and does a funny dance in his 3d anon

why is bettel such a disappointment

>>75269510
SHOTEMPUS VS ARMISNEESAN. Whose gonna be the dom/sub shota and whose gonna be the dom/sub nee-san

>>75269510
>>75269720
but i already listen to my son every stream! he's very cute being chuuni in english

>>75269956
>thinking he’ll produce good content ever again
fucking kek

>>75269956
I will in fact kneel to the centre of the earth if this jester juggle 4 balls while riding a unicycle

Has anyone seen my dingo? I miss him and I wanna hear his cute gremlin laugh :(

JUST FUCKING ANNOUNCE THE 3D ALREADY

that was a short and sweet menshi, he was so wholesome I feel bad that the asmr part left me horny

>>75270312
Something big and exciting will happen soon, keep your eyes peeled for announcements on the official accounts, trust me.

cannot believe flayon did a quickie with the roons right before he left to do his idol reps, complete degenerate imo

>>75270475
Shinri said weeks ago that the management date for something big they were cooking got rapidly finalized and the next week would be exciting, then he took the week off and nothing fucking happened.

>>75270475
Grr damn brats... making fun of adults... correction is needed!

>>75270573
It was an exciting week for him.
Naked onsen circlejerking with the boys.

I am the last bettelyume in /MAN'S/

>>75270916
>/MAN'S/

horny ass axelotls

>>75270916
try to blend in, sister

>>75270996
can you blame them?

>>75271061
it should be dangling off his balls

>>75271061
>not sucking on aniki's bulge
cowards

I'm not ready for cringe 3D skits

>>75271157
you will watch vg parody phantom of the opera and you will love it

>>75269510
twitter sisters wouldn't like that

>>75271157
I can survive all of them except Hakka's, please dear god don't let hakka do a skit

>>75271208
Oh God, you might be onto something...
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1787381953865593332

>>75271268
Sorry to tell you that sister but Holostars isn't nijisanji

>>75271279
>he brings his mom to his 3d

i miss mamomi and her hardcore yume art

>>75271279
But Hakka's idea for 3D is all of them being naked and blindfolded, with rubber chickens taped to their feet and beating each other up with belts

i miss mamomi sexualizing kindergartners and basing her koisona off her child and drawing from reference her husband’s penis as shinri’s

>>75271499
HOT

>>75269741
cool, juggling too

>>75271395
some actual shinyume art appeared recently, I'm good
https://files.catbox.moe/7b2arr.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/lia897.jpg

>>75271268
You’re right ruze wouldn’t like it which is exactly why it should be done

>>75271932
THANK YOU VERY MUCH ANON

/MANS/, what do (You) want to see in VG3D?

>>75271306
>both have ruze oshi mark
you can thank ruze for bringing in the anti-lolishota crowd with his preaching

>>75272060
Flay on all fours and also a tail wag

>>75272094
Those aren't holostars fans, sister, my point still stands

>>75272242
ruze isn't holostars now?

>>75272060
For all the boys to have a big party

>>75269510
EXCITING!

>>75272094
the bottom one has been in the bettelion since vg debut, sorry to say but nijistars overlap audience has been here for a long time now.

>>75272307
>fans from the who company happens to watch Ruze so that automatically makes them fans of Holostars despite them not knowing anything nor watching anyone else
sorry sister, go back to your who company general or doxxsite, idk

>>75270076
what are the armis genderbend names I need it to finish up my shitpost

>>75255569
>>75269741

>>75271129
>>75271144

>>75272094
>citing two people to generalize an entire fandom

>>75272463
Altare isn't in Japan

>>75272476
amazing

>>75272451
sorry magni isnt here to give them dumb white girl names

>>75272476

Please help him retire the "Koi-nichiwa, I am Josuiji Shinri from Holostars English guild Tempus"
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1787668824990659049

>>75272451
Octavia and Goldbulleta are the only ones i've heard on stream but i don't know if they're official

>>75272476

>>75272476

>>75272476
that's more like it

>>75272693
Shinri, you were supposed to get a new intro with your rebranding

>>75272693
I enjoy hearing him groan "koi-nichiwaaa" in his sleepy morning voice though...

>>75272451
I....i give up. Im brainstorming this shit but it just doesnt work

>>75272704
I've seen Roze, idk about Jurard though

>>75272094
I find it kinda funny that ruze's oshi is one that's used by lolicons next to the crying emoticon

>>75272739
that other cheek lookin a lil lonely...

>>75272835(Me)
*oshi mark

>>75272451
i'll give you names:

Crimzon Ruby
Juria T. Rexford
Octavia
Goldbullet stays as Goldbullet because it's a codename

>>75272451
Ruzie, Jura, Octavia, Goldbullet but it’s in a girly font like the G has eyelashes or something

>>75272816
>>75273130
>>75273162
Ruze made a point to say on stream that Roze is dumb as fuck and he would still just be ‘Ruze’ in any genderswap but it could have a nickname appended, like Citrine or Obsidian.

>>75273208
Scarlet Ruze

>>75273208
If male Ruzes are named after colors, female Ruzes should be named after flowers or kittens.

>>75273208
ok good using roze now just to make him mad

>>75273208
Gotcha, Crimztina it is

>>75273278
I like the flowers idea but make it something with s and replace the letter with z like Jazmine or Daizy

>>75273162
Jura is already one of Jurard's nicknames, I think Juri would make more sense

>>75272094
>holostars fans
>whatever the fuck this tranny is
nice try sister, good luck next time

>>75273130
Goldbulleta erasure

Look, all we have to do is practice pest control until they're left to fester by themselves.

>>75273623
Goldbulleta is dumb

>>75273288
He likes when he baits you into trying to make him mad though, that's his thing

Bettel could have saved us from dead hours but he chose not to. Starting with his nose, I’m going to carefully and agonizingly slowly debride his flesh. I’ll work my way over his whole body until only the testicles are left intact, and then I’ll seize him by the giant flesh sacks and swing him around and around until all of his blood flies out of his mangled corpse.

>>75272835
I need smug loli ruze getting corrected NOW

>>75273445
Why are you turning her into a stripper?

>>75269720
Oh god you just gave me imaginary cringe of Shinri trying to pass off his voice as a shota

post your Octavio pics or else I bake with picrel, go

>>75273883
have you seen him? those belts are made for unbuckling