/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

wose...

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

Hello, I hope your Sunday is going along amazingly. I love my floofy, wanty spideroshi and having my abdomen receive repetitive injury-causing impacts from her powerful fists. I'm Ami's punching bag

Mio still owes me the anal sex skeb

Don't forget to vote in auntie's skeb poll
https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1787190019716984997

>>75188546
Bunny girl bros... The polls are rigged...

Thinking about my beautiful dorky spidermom puts a smile on my face, I love her so much and can't wait to see her tomorrow!

>>75188762
I will correct Mogi.

Meru Love!

I'm increasing my zinc intake for Mio

It seems that the universe really doesn't want Ember getting her hands on a breadmaker
https://twitter.com/EmberAmane/status/1787238319182520461

>>75189746
I'm willing to bet there will be at least 1 person who gets zinc poisoning after that stream.

Midsemi Midlock

>>75189377
Meru LUST

It can feel a bit overwhelming at times to be my spidermom's fan, friend, lover, food, pupil, son, and daughter but I wouldn't have it any other way

>>75191236
Speaking of cute mail girls, idolEN is teasing their EN3 now. I'm quite certain Meru will be there but I'll relay what retarded guesses I have as we get more info

Are you ready for my next move? You're not.

>>75192264

Mio's fractured butthole
https://youtu.be/BtwkPpk0WNw

>>75192302
Daughter...?

>>75192489
The things I would do to this hamster if got my hands on her...

>>75192301
It's not their EN3, it's their first "invader" hire (unless you count Riro I guess). Reveal is tomorrow so we'll know soon enough if it's Meru or not.
https://twitter.com/idol_corp/status/1787196773687079180

>>75192848
Fractured by my dick

>Mio hyping up this banana as the biggest she's ever seen in her life
>It's a completely normal sized banana

>>75192848
Will she finish before Dizzy?

imagine

of course a korean is used to small bananas

[Good news]
Mio is eating

One mio plush = 1 banana

>>75163828
I want to fuck a cow https://files.catbox.moe/trfh0q.png

>>75193080
Wouldn't that make Meru's twitter more active if it was the case?

>>75193661
wao

>>75193661

>>75193396
Maybe not but it'll probably be close

[Sad news]
Mio lost more weight

>>75194212
The chubby girlfriend of my dreams is being snatched away before my eyes...

>>75193731
I doubt she's the invader, but idol released their ES gen so I'll be hoping and praying Meru comes back in some form in their EN3 soon. I miss her

>Talks about food for half an hour
>"I should start the game"
>Continues talking about food without starting the game
Hungry yapper...

>>75193080
I don't know if it's her but Idol is the only place I could see her going considering Sakana said he was done releasing new gens for a while. That or maybe the new Pixel gen but I doubt it.

>>75194212
>>75194937
Maybe there is hope

>>75195033
Pretty sure the fish confirmed three more invaders are coming soon on the stream with Dizzy a few days ago

>>75193395
>>75193432

>>75192918
I don't ask questions, I just do what Ami asks

God Mio please just let me feed you

Chilli feet...

>>75194937
>Plays the game for a couple of minutes before getting distracted by food talk again
Kino

MioLove!!

Mio still owes me the squirting skeb

Dizzy Would You Rather?
https://youtu.be/_mBBGK8NYj8

>>75192301
>>75193080
>>75195033
>>75185371
I mean, for some reason coni did start raiding her multiple times in a row so....

[Non-news]
Dizzy was talking with some people about yaoi

How much do I have to donate until she'll have sex with me.

>>75196099
20k USD before Offkai

>>75196002
That's the least surprising news I've heard all day

God I wish I was that half of a donut sliding down Dizzy's throat

>Mio sees the parents fighting
>Thinks they're going to kiss for some reason

>>75193080
I wonder who could it be

>Dizzy wants to be put in an iron lung "just to try it out"

>>75196579
You don't?

Mio is urinating right now

>>75196689
Yeah, on me

>You can store little treats in your eyelashes
I think this is up there as one of the most disgusting things Dizzy has ever said

>>75196767
Wait until she learns how guys use their foreskins for the same thing

>>75195986
We won't know until tomorrow so there's no real need to speculate.

>>75196689
Yeah, in my mouth

Mio musk...

>I'm a bit of a pervert
No fuckin way...

That fucking special move holy shit

That ultimate attack was really something

[Dizzy news]
She touched all the towels

i didn't know mio was playing as R kelly

Dizzy that's fucking disgusting

>Liking BL is not indicative of anything
>My taste in regular adult content is much more concerning

Its cute seeing Mio's love of South Park. I wonder why asian girls love that show so much

Sex with two Dizzies at once!

Why is Dizzy extra horny today?
Is she ovulating?

i want to fuck yuuna i want to marry yuuna i want to fuck yuuna i want to marry yuuna

>>75198014
SHIMA PLEASE COME BACK

>>75198007
She's synchronising with Ember

The power of Mio's ass weighs heavily on her...

>>75198154
I wish Mio's ass weighed heavily on me

North Korean men wouldn't be attracted to Dizzy because her head isn't round enough due to lack of tummy time...

Dizzy's voice is cute and sex and she should do more ASMR

>>75193080
Got to say I don't know how much I trust idol. I know they keep saying they've hired new managers and replaced the shitty ones but I just don't want a repeat of past events

eber sexo

>Dizzy got filtered from Bridgerton because the sex scenes were "scary"

>>75198976
I want to sexually terrify Dizzy

[Dizzy news]
She has gorgeous feet, 8/10

It's times like these that Dizzy breaks her spell over me and I realize I would hate her IRL.

>>75197933
She's so excited about getting to play as this little lad

>>75199271
For me it's when she talks about numbers

>>75199271
She just needs correction

>>75199408
>tying dizzy up for a dbsm session and then throwing her blankets into the fireplace while she screams in agony

DIZZY BAD BREATH AND BODY ODOR EROTIC

That was a much less depressing catgirl RP than last time

Mio is a fucking NERD

Kobe...

Why did Dizzy just disrespect the GOAT?

Dizzy the eternal cuck...

[Mio news]
She lost her butt

>Would you rather lose your arms or lose your legs?

>>75200251
The diet has cost us so much

MIO PLEASE PROJECTILE SHIT ALL OVER ME

>AirBnB
whut

>Permanent clown nose or permanent elf ears

>God, I hate myself
Dizzy...

>If everything I thought became real and I looked in the mirror and thought I gained weight, I'd gain weight
Haha oh no Dizzy wouldn't that be terrible

>I am NOT a South Park geek!

I guess I shouldn't be surprised at Mio having a strong reaction to the bathroom cameras

>My character starts masturbating in south park
>Mio immediately goes on a "pee break"
Curious.

Dizzy is so cute and charming I'm going to fuck her butthole

She chose skinny

me when mio stream

>>75201552
bro... she didn't seem to enjoy it

>>75193080
This isn't Meru. She would have told me.
Plus Idol isn't going to hype someone up unless they can make some news out of it. Meru would be "who?" worthy not news worthy.

>>75201693
the way she called it the second before he was revealed kek

Honorary white woman Dizzy Dokuro

>>75201729
Actual South Park geek, no denying.

can you blame him

>Discover your true love but be unable to be with them
This is just the life of a vtuber viewer...

>Hypothetically if you came to my funeral would you want to see the body?
Copping a feel of dead Dizzy's boobs...

>Dizzy thinks muscle girls are cool

Mio please stop making noises every time he fucks you with the sandwich...

Any aussiebros around to translate Saya's stream title?

i wish i could give Mio a facial

>I forgot that in Kenny's version of heaven there are big titty naked women...
>RIP vod

God I wish Mio would fart on me

Saya is here and she is upside down
https://youtu.be/RDCJo-krtxs

>>75203245
Ami cute

>>75202481
isn't that what the kids mean by "serving cunt"?

>>75203245
Ami cute

>>75203309
This takes me back

Mio, Niggerman is a cool name for a cat

Is Saya having a break down again?

It's time to anti Saya again.

go back

>>75204775
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs/status/1787307537320067192

>>75204872
>>75204775
>21 minutes stream
...

mio is masturbating right now

>>75203245
Ami cute

That is a lot of grenadine

god i fucking love asian american chaotic agnostic women

this game is insanely long just for a south park game

Mio is too innocent...

Mio... I'm touching it.

EDT anon... I'm so sorry I didn't know sooner. How long were you suffering?

I love when Mio attacks people

Smug Mio has bless me with a visit

I want to be raped by smug, angry Mio

>>75209428
I suffer more than them

mio's artistic jungle.......

Fucking greys

>Mio rewarding a grey creature by putting it on a leash and keeping it as a pet to humiliate it

I can't believe i'm a figment of Mio's imagination

mio is asking such lewd questions openly about my mom......

Dizzy wuv

desperately need to give this smelly south park nerd sexual education

MIO I'LL BE YOUR CREATURE PUT A LEASH ON ME AND TELL ME TO BARK AND I'LL DO IT BARK BARK WOOF WOOF

>>75215702
Make a new account become a gray

mio gets to kill her dad AGAIN
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75216127

>>75216127
Let's gooooooo

PAPALESTA IS FUCKING DEAD

Jelly premiere in 10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_217a21p24

mio is just a casual south park enjoyer

Mio might be able to see into the future
That means my proposal will not be a surprise

>>75217750
https://youtu.be/ESWoAEz2b0s
even more jerry

>>75219484
neat

I love my sweaty tryhard gamer gf wife that only ever plays games on the highest possible difficulty (sometimes even modding them to make them even harder).

i'm starting to think that mio has been underplaying how much of a south park fan she is

Me enjoying me gamer wife geeking out over old passions while watching her play her favorite video games.
I wish I could lay in her lap while watching

sweaty gelatin

mio's mind has been smushed into a fine paste by the final boss plot twist

I want Mio to give me a handjob while pretending to be possessed by Mitch Conner

>3 games
>3 days
i ended up staying up late again goonai /tsunx/ once again immensely proud of my wife who is also my girlfriend

>>75222216
Just say you want to be fucked by Mitch, anon

How many months until Dizzy finishes it?

>Mio struggling to imitate Mitch Conner hand movements
Mio...

>>75222704
It's understandable, Mitch Conner is a master criminal, who hasn't been caught yet

>>75222460
Mio's Gamer Arc is just beginning. I'm excited to see what the future hold.

I bet Lisa is the type of girl to be scared of getting shot by a nerf gun.

Is this the right place to look for more of these webms?

>>75224793
they were all originally posted here but i don't know if anyone has the complete collection saved

>>75224894
>>75224793
Yeah, someone had them bundled together but they're likely sleb right now

>>75224693
I can picture this
Chasing a cute sheepy through the house while she rapidly cycles through screams, panicked giggling, and pleading

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>75222617
Two more weeks

>>75226422

No
No
No
Yes
No

If my oshi (Akutan) can do it, than so can I

>>75224793
I have a few but unfortunately I'm an idiot and didn't just save all of them as they were posted

So Siren Ami is out. I got spoiled on it and let me just say: WHEW
Buckos you are not ready

>>75227761
I even wonder if Ami will post it because it leans nsfw in design

[Good news]
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1787444479248814419

>>75187642
your boyfriend is cute

>>75191207
Tyrannosaurusemi Rexlock

it's hanbi day!!!
https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi/status/1787370239589752897

>>75228746
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HANB

>>75228746

[Mio Non-News] She's hungry

>>75228746
Happy birthday Hana-B

>the monstergirl artist delivered in one (1(uno)) day
That's insanely fast, monsterfuckers sure are built different.

Good afternoon what the heck was that Saya stream

>>75229887
I feel the sudden urge to throw myself into the ocean

>>75229887
She has so much sass in this picture. Monster girl Ami seems to just be built for huge sass

>>75229887
I want to pleasure myself with that fish

>>75229918
why is her tail so freaking FAT

>>75229887
Good lord I need to breed with this hagfish

>>75231089
Surely you wouldn't... would you?

>>75231146
It's asking for it, it's practically oozing!

Whats the name of that ninja hentai game Mio likes?

AYAME WATCH OUT THERE'S A FAIRY BEHIND YOU

>>75217750
Lovely cover

https://twitter.com/slime_erotica/status/1787477628716494881

>>75232586
MIO QUICK YOU STILL HAVE JUST UNDER AN HOUR TO EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT

Mio is gonna make it

>>75232112
Peocubed

dont sexually harass my wife in zomboid
like what the fuck makes you think you can say "I want to rape you" to a corpo talent, you absolute fucking retard. Is there a shred of human brain left inside you or is it all just semen at this point? I hope none of you fucks thinks something like that is a great idea during a meet and greet just because PL was edgier

>>75234158
What are you talking about you schizo?

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>75234158
Worst post of the week

I want Mio to take advantage of me sexually while im in a sleep-deprived state

>>75234643
Hopefully Friday...

Mio is the only vtuber I know who's comfortable enough with her fans to tell us when she's on her period

Another week to spend with my silly dorky spidermom, with lots of meows and giggles, hugs and laughs, I love her so much

>>75236373
I can think of at least three others just from this thread alone

>>75236788
that's why I said that I know

>>75236891
What do you think tummy hort is? They all tell you.

>>75237391
I just thought everyone had IBS

https://files.catbox.moe/j05z6z.png

>>75237773
UUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH RATTO SEXOOOOOOO

>>75235605
If she survives that long...

Tiger scheddy

Mio still owes me the cervix penetration skeb

Ember schedule
ISPs better not take her away from me

>>75240110
DRAWFRIEND ON THE SCHEDDY

>>75193080

idol got lisa and shiki.

>>75240110
Now we need Tonya or Bread...

>>75240572
Proof?

Mio still owes me the cock sniffing skeb

EMBER CHANGE THE SCHEDULE

>>75224894
>>75224946
>>75227441
Okay I scrolled through the archives into last December, I think I've got all of them.
Just don't know what the audio is on this one

>>75242383
Well shit, I know what I'm playing later

she gave a specific time frame and everything. i'm maximum crusting.

>>75240572
God I hope not.

What's Lisa up to? I know she was recovering from a throat problem and family troubles. I never watched her much but she always seemed like a sweetheart.

>>75242725
She doesn't want us to talk about it, but not great, possibly better in the long term tho

>>75234158
https://files.catbox.moe/78477h.jpg

>>75242840
I've actually been saying a prayer for her every night for a while. I hope she'll be alright.

>>75242939
When though

>>75242383
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75242383
>>75243084
Eber stop reading the thread and go make some more popcorn shrimp

>>75242383
>>75243084
You can keep reading this thread Eber but you have to promise to eat on stream.

oh my

I'm getting married to Lisa tomorrow.

>>75243084
it's been 500 years....

>>75243193
i would die if i woke up to see this

>>75243193
Succubus ASMR 2

>>75243084
Oh yeah baby, luv me sum Ember roguelikes

>>75240307
home......

Do archives exist for Kallin's Hades still exist or are they just scattered to the wind?

>>75243084
EMBER I KNOW YOU'RE /HERE/
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE MARRY ME WE CAN HAVE THE WEDDING AT CHILI'S AND GO SNOWBOARDING FOR OUR HONEYMOON

Do Kallin Hades archives still exist or were they truly scattered to the wind?
im not esl i'm just dumb i swear

>15 minute delay
Alias is masturbating

>>75244179
If she is /here/ she could rate my tribute she left me on read for so long.

NINI YUUNA
WILL BE
appearing on this cover in 2 days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6REMaRtpsxo

>>75244185
Everything that was on her YT was archived as far as I know and posted here a while back. Unfortunately I didn't have the hard drive space to download it at the time but I'm sure somebody still has it.

>>75244336
Yeah to me

Alias WWE zatsu
https://youtu.be/Isnk_wiU0Xg

>>75245010
I love my ghost wife

>>75245010
Beef pillow???

>>75245122
I can't believe Alias and Pillow HATE each other

Me on the right

Please stop shitting up this thread and take it to v4m

>>75245220
I assume the connection issue is on my end then?

>>75245314
Shut up bitch

>>75245313
I've been having a bit, YouTube's just been really fucky in general lately

>>75244185
>>75244879
Ragtag

>>75245419
I don't say this often enough but Alias has some great ghost boobies.

>The bloodline is in shambles

Alias describing wrestlers as himederes and kuuderes is killing me

This stream makes me want to hear Alias reading the /hfz/ dogfucker copypasta

>>75245314
We love Alias and Haewon /here/

I want whatever Ember and Tenma are smoking

How the hell are there this many people who watch both vtubers and WWE?

>>75246236
they're literally the same thing though??

>>75246214
>We

>>75246223
>Bloodborne
how is that even slightly related?

>>75246264
yes anon, that's how plural pronouns work. even my retarded ghostwife knows that

>>75246236
Wrestling is just vtubing for girls

>YT is shitting itself so hard I can't even watch streams
>Ember Hades 2

AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhh the French are well known for their love of WWE

>>75246586
I saw them singing Cody's song, that stadium must've had all of the French WWE fans that exist in it

>>75246506
Last time this shit happened it was an adblock thing but now even disabling all of them i have doesn't fix it, I have no idea what the monkeys running the site did this time

REVERSE COWGIRL WITH ALIAS

>>75246664
firefox?

>>75246678
Like on a toilet??

>>75246683
No way they're specifically throttling Firefox, right? Or is it an issue with ff itself?

>>75246810
they are absolutely specifically throttling firefox, and extremely obvious about it, but that's been going on for a few months now

Also, what in the world is this greyed out stable volume option?

>>75246683
>>75246810
>>75246860
I'm on Chrome and also having issues

>>75246875
>Stable volume
inshallah your days are numbered chikafuji lisa

Alias more like GAYlias

Ami is live and playing more Kings Field!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TnIi54mTEc

Oh my

>Ami King's Field
https://youtu.be/3TnIi54mTEc
>Ember Hades 2
https://youtu.be/5BR_2nXGhzU

>>75247099
h-hot...

>>75247099

>WHOOWOHOOWHOOWHOOO

look at this cute excited eber!

Ember already has the hots for Melinoë and hasn't even gotten off the title screen

AH FUCK WATCH OUT SHE'S GOT A WEAPON

Roman Reigns should lose more often so we can get more bald Alias

I didn't actually realise that low poly Ami could squint

>>75246506
I can watch thankfully but this is the shit I'm putting up with

>>75247542
For some reason it worked really well on Edge for me.

>Already a whole month since Alias debuted
Christ

Ember monkey...

>Dark-skinned man appears on screen
>Starts making monkey noises

>can't wait to hijack her parents' hot tub after they finish their house

Ami is so full of almond rocas yum

>Wow, a beautiful siren without limbs!
Dizzy...

ami unshowered, feasting on almond roca like an animal...

>I did sink that ship, I did

>There's a wrestler named Dragunov

I SCREAM
YOU SCREAM
WE ALL SCREAM FOR EMBURGERS

>>75247901
I don't know anything about him but FUCK THAT GUY, YEAH GET FUCKED DRAGUNOV

Hestia let herself go huh...

Damn, this Hestia is lookin' kinda big...

>Fire goddess is a big girl

>>75248039
>Is she going to feed me?

>>75248039
what the fuck they put ember in hades 2

I wonder if I ever flamed Ami for fucking up the Naga Siren ultimate in Dota 2.

>Alias can't read out a lot of the maros she's been sent on-stream
I wonder what people have been sending her...

>Ami's face when you cheat at a staring contest

>>75248091
>My toxic babby flame during my zoomer dota 2 days might have caused Ami to quit a game

Vee-sensei seems like a good manager

>>75248299
>dota
you did well babby flammer

>Ember with tanlines
sexo....

I want to be Alias' punching bag

Pesto bismol? I've had it about uppa to HERE with this spidor and her disrespect of the old country
>*gestures above head*

>>75248489
This is almost a ritual post at this point.

Holy shit Hecate is shredded

>Hey bambino where you hide the Pesto Bismol, tummy's sounding like Supa Mario here

>>75248567
She's been picking a lot of fights with Italians lately

>When I was a wee little lad
Alias?

Do you think that when Ember sings "all of me wants all of you" she means eating all of us?

>>75248748
eating my peanus weenus yes

>>75248748
first one, then the other

Sheepber...

/wool/ber...

>Pillow wants Alias to be her mom

>>75248955
It wasn't enough having one mom that people lust over, she wants another one

New thread
>>75249092
>>75249092
>>75249092

>>75248748
She did say she wants the official Kindling design to look edible

Alias...

Mio love!

I hate Beerpals

Mio will guerilla when she wakes up because she loves me