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75240868 No.75240868 [Reply] [Original]

We've had a good run everyone. Time to close up shop we are merging with JP. I'm sorry but graduation plans are cancelled. Half of you are getting kicked out. No hard feelings.
Our SEA advertising campaign was a resounding success. We appreciate all of our fans and hope you can afford at least an acrylic instead of a badge. Please work harder we have more products for you.

>> No.75240945

And the play buttons? What will become of them?!

>> No.75241101

>>75240945
We have launched them all together with a Chinese satellite. The further they are from your grubby little hands the harder you who remain will work!

>> No.75243455

>>75240868
Based

>> No.75248422 [DELETED] 

>>75240868
Speed it up

>> No.75250395

>>75240868
The current lineup for Niji EN consists of 14 girls (including Kotoka and Scarle, who will almost certainly be booted once the merger happens whether or not they want to leave) and 17 guys (including the 8 guys in Luxiem and Noctyx, who will NOT be booted once the merger happens unless they choose to leave)
Half of them getting the boot might be believable, if you're talking about the 9 non-golden boys and the 14 girls. That group has 23 people, and culling half of them means either 11 or 12 of them getting booted. I can see one or two of Ren, Ver, Doppio, Zali, or Vanta getting kicked so that the 10 or so girls they fire won't be able to file a sex discrimination lawsuit over the firing. And firing ten girls is also plausible, since their female lineup consists of Elira, Enna, Millie, Meloco, and ten others (and guess which ten would be discarded).

Firing "half" is a bit less believable if you include the golden boys, especially since there's an over 99.99% chance that none of them will be fired. Half of 31 would be either 15 or 16 people, which would mean either all of the girls and one or two guys (one or two of those five, or one of them plus Fulgur); or ten of the girls and five or six guys (those five guys, and maybe also Fulgur). Firing a third of all hands is believable, since it would effectively be firing half of the "lesser 23" as I described above; or the "lesser 22", if Kotoka leaves before the merger happens.

Among the non-golden boys, the ones least likely to get kicked are Aster, Hex, YQW, and Claude. This isn't to say that they won't get sacked, only that the other guys in their waves are more likely to get sacked.

>> No.75255303

>>75240868
True

>> No.75255354

>>75250395
>Aster
>golden boy
Is this an AI generated post?

>> No.75257394

>>75250395
They might get rid of Elira, because she became a part of the drama and getting rid of her can give them a "cleaner" image.

>> No.75258121

>>75257394
They would have to as the merge would air out all the dirty laundry again. Anyone who has a yab that could have lead to the downfall of Nijisanji will be frowned on. Luca being a sex pest will be a huge topic. All of them will be treated as gaijen tier instead of loved.

>> No.75259882

>>75240868
Whats funny is that the majority of HoloEN's marketing is done in SEA and East Asia

>> No.75263631

>>75240868
BASED

>> No.75263695

>>75259882
They could do a concert at the youtube theater in LA, a smaller corpo did it

>> No.75268409

>>75240945
to ashes

>> No.75268834

they'll be fine and you'll never get your war.

>> No.75268968
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75268968

>Riku when he gets rejected to bang Elira and NijiSisters harem

>> No.75272986
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75272986

>>75240945
"You want my play buttons? You can have them. I have left everything I gathered together on my yacht. Now you just have to find it."
These words lured talents into Niji, pursuing dreams greater than they ever dared to imagine. This is the time known as the great all out war.

>> No.75274447
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75274447

>>75240945

>> No.75275070

>>75240868
big boat club dnnn0

>> No.75278489

>>75274447
so smug

>> No.75280863

How can a man become a joke in such short span of time?

>> No.75285191

>>75240945
Melted down to plate the yacht of course

>> No.75288029

>>75250395
Wait a minute, who's Zali?

>> No.75288207

Enna is taking a break before shit goes down in June. Grifter is escaping the incoming yabs. Elira hasn't streamed. Millle getting her ass handed to her. Clique is dying, Mint, Doki, Sayu are thriving.

>> No.75289141

>>75240868
please don't. keep that shitty clique talents inside your wall.

>> No.75290682

>>75250395
Protected/Safe people I think you got wrong desu. Ren is their highest subbed talent post Lux/Nox. Losing him I think would be a bigger loss than people realize.
Vanta and Bandage are neck and neck for highest subbed in Krisis, one of them could maybe go. Probably Bandage.
Doppio and Ver aren't mired in controversy compared to Hex.
Hex may be the most subbed male in XSoliel but if we're going clean slate, he's gotta fucking GO
Aster as well, he's only ahead of Aia amongst Iluna (including Kyo, though maybe they keep him if they do go all in on males.)
YQW is probably safe, if they feel that mascot and dramatuber tweet debacles were minor.
Claude is safe, he's TTT leader in subs.

Though, they may be "safe" cause some of the more troublesome people may blab about something.

>>75288029
Vezalius Bandage, krisis boy.

>> No.75294011

>>75240945
Doesn't he need to collect 5555 of them to take over the world?

>> No.75294353

Elira
Millie
Enna
The golden boys.

Everyone else gets the sack.

>> No.75295177

>>75257394
would it really? just getting used to clean the company's reputation after throwing her under the bus with that stream

>> No.75296665

>>75272986
YO!
YAG-OO, YAG-OO
BLACKSCREEN
Don't give it up Ikey!
BLACKSCREEN
Don't give it up Milord!
BLACKSCREEN
Don't give it up Wiwa!
BLACKSCREEN
Don't give it give it up give it up give it up give it up
No!

>> No.75297793

>>75240868
let's get that yacht

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