/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

bito love

thinking about Lias pink butthole

Who is Lia from Phase Connect? to the blind, she is the light. to the hungry, she is bread. to the sick, she is the cure. to the lonely, she is company. to the sad, she is joy. to the prisoner, she is freedom. for the poor, she is treasure. for me, she is everything.

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

THIS is who Lia will be nervous for

>>75197059
this but replace nervous with horny

>>75197059
Mint seems more silly now
I hope Lia has fun!

imagine if Lia had a pimp outfit like ollie

this is the least gay musical i've ever watched

lessons?

>>75197233
>mint Lia real
true

That speghetti looks like ass

>>75197233
rufus ship uruka

>>75197284
rinmama probably makes the best spaghetti

>>75197341
I seriously doubt it. She probably uses bottled gravy like Prego.

>>75197233
>michibro rinmama
LET'S FUCKING GO

>>75197233
>pomu boob donothon

>>75197400
nah she makes it from scratch, enough of this Rinmama slander

>>75197233
>group mayo
VTL7....

I don't like R Kelly's impression of white people. It is racist.

>>75197665
yeah hes an asshole, he deserves to be thrown in prison for the rest of his life for that

>>75197665
racism is great and if every race is racist we will have world peace

i bet big man is dead

WHAT EEEF... Uruka and Lolia instead?

>Mint is lonely and misses having genmates.

Lia dont let her go! Try and arrange a game with you, her, Airi, Hime etc

>>75197985
clearly better, now buy a graphics card and make it

>>75198129
I'm sure her and Lia talk offstream

>>75198129
you already know lia has asked her if she plays twist or idv lmao

[Phase OffKai News] https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect/status/1787216128156049866

>>75198731
I want to titfuck dizzy while all the others there watch

>>75198731
>Offkai told fish they are cutting back on Phase and they only get to do 3 things
>Sakana is gonna set up a giant tv and have talents hold court at the booth, anyway
he finds a way

Thinking about Lia's brown butthole.

>>75198945
late and a liar

>>75198945
truth

>>75198731
if OffKai withholds Lia and Wemi on the robot cam I swear in the name of christ I will NOT be happy and will complain

>>75199105
not a chance

>>75198863
sakana is a one man mafia

>>75199806

this dude is weird

>>75200075
how do I respond to this without sounding mad

>>75200416
this next gen is doomed

I wonder if Lia likes weird al, I'm sure Rinmama can appreciate him

[Sad News] Amish Paradise is blocked in these countries

Gays out!

>>75198731
The literal only thing for Phase at OffKai this year that looks hype is the Pippa, 10ma, Lia, Uruka event. Shame offkai seemingly cut off their balls.
I would have liked an Invaders panel + a full Gen1 kahoot panel.

This was fun to listen to in the background while cleaning out my hotels lost&found.
See you queers later.

>>75200902
as offkai gets bigger, the opportunities to do stuff become smaller. i am very grateful last year happened it was the perfect storm. fish was ready while everybody else was asleep at the wheel

>>75201318
you gay nigga

>>75201318
goodnight my love, dream of me (your #1 boyfriend)

>>75197233
phase yuri!

>>75201456
kawb

>>75201485
>kawb
KWAB

>>75201545
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>75200902
>>75201345
last year with 16 talents available, Phase Connect did 25 things between panels, events, concerts, individual meet and greets.

this year with 27 talents available, they are doing 8 things.

chapelle's standup is great

Lia + Mint confirmed

>>75202127
Someone at the top of OffKai told Phase to phase OUT

god i wish i got hit by a car while listening to world of lia

>>75202639
are you from the future

>>75202432
based mint LOVE

>>75202432
based chatter

>>75202509
to be fair to them, it is unreasonable to have 27 meet and greets.

>>75202801
i love her chat embraces lia and gets excited dating back to pomu they are nice to her

>>75202432
>her art is christian related on lia collab week
christanon status

stand up comedy was just better back then

>>75202856
they also are doing cluster m&g. like the former prism girls are doing them in trios.

I miss Lia

Lia moving to Japan is going to be her Chappelle moving to Africa arc

>>75203504
wait did he really? that sounds so retarded

>>75203026
Mint could be more serious about her faith, she's just a little sinner, but so are all of us if we're honest. Deep down, she knows that she's a good Christian girl as well.

>>75203369
how the hell do you propose to your oshi in that situation? it just makes it awkward for everyone

>>75203369
it feels like offkai overbooked/over accepted.
they tried to balance bigger names vs. smaller indies.
lets see how it plays out.

do I wish phase was doing a total takeover like last year? sure, but the corpo is pushing 30 talents that is just too many to think you are gonna bring the entire troupe to the show.

Lia feet.

>>75203906

>>75203610
kek

>chivalry is dead; and women killed it

now what

>>75204921
rape

>>75204994
Lia's hairussy is pure and not for sexuals

>>75204994
where stick benis tho?

>>75204994
I want to cum on her forehead.

>>75203923
thank you. we could always use Lia feet to brighten our days.

why is pippa uploading on her pl again?

>>75205528
sir this is the Lia thread. please go next door to /pcg/

I miss notLia...

how much different would the timeline be if Lia ended up doing CWC2 on notLia?

>>75205813
Nothing except Lia would have burned a big money stream for 50 people.
or might have been fired, but probably not tho. alt streaming is not banned in phase.

>>75205813
I feel like Lia's on her best timeline right now and avoiding content like CWC2 was the best decision

>>75206014
this

>>75205813
What about the timeline where CWC did a Lia stream?

>>75206014
it is.
the fact she still has that bullet to fire if she ever needed to is a good thing. not that I think she will, but she has it.

>>75206090
Imagine if someone showed CWC highlights of Lia watching him.

>>75205813
some say he is still there waiting

>>75206277
what does this mean

>>75206647

>>75206331

>>75206331
we should bring back trying to be the last in a stream. it's cute. Lia can see you in participants list btw

>that anon with the scrunkly text who would always try to be last in Lia's stream
I wonder if he's still around

>>75207272
i'm here. I just finally fixed my text when I upgraded my PC

>>75207192
>>75207272
ofc I am still here. You bitches gave up.
I'm the first one there and the last one to leave.
No days off.

>>75207365
>>75207407
who do I believe

>>75207448
you tell me

>>75207502
>gray spaniel
damn this is old

>>75207448
so you don't know

>>75207610

>>75207610
I remember this day, damn that was fun

was Yuri the greatest Liker?

>>75207744
no. i'm still around and she isn't. therefor i'm better

>>75207744
Eurger prolly

>>75207778
what about other girls like Airi or Uruka who have physically touched the princess and possibly even smelt her butt? are you greater than them?
>>75207818
I feel a pang of jealousy everytime he draws other girls honestly

>>75207893
I supported the princess before they knew how great her butt smelt. while they might be better than me now, at one point I was better than them. and my loyalty has gone unquestioned

>>75207968
based, let us continue this competition so our love for the Lia increases exponentially, this upcoming week will be a banger and I will be there rooting for my beloved every second of the way, I hope you all will join me

god i love going back into the garbage and finding fanfics

>>75208186
This post is literally from the exact week I started watching Lia, I can't believe it's already 2024

>>75208186
retards have been saying Lia will graduate since she started getting posts. remember this and persecute all non believers

Lia is worth dying for, worth killing for, and worth going to Hell for

>>75208949
I would violate every single last article of the geneva convention on my own family members if Lia asked

>>75208186
1. A - this is when Pippa was in incline #2 and she is a huge numberfren so she was panicking not being able to stream for 10 days because wasting your incline is usually death. IIRC this is when Punkalopi got shorts algo'd and people tried to doompost that it would've been Pippa instead of her.

2. None of the above. Lia never streamed on her alt, and she never left Phase. She maybe used it as a last ditch power move to show she wasn't fucking around with management trying to tame her. I do honestly think management told her if she is gonna do CWC2, then do it as Lia. I do believe she was setting the stage to do CWC2 in 2023 because she started off the year dropping hints + the Sonic arc, but lietnam happened and Lia pulled back and had to look herself in the mirror and ask what kind of streamer she wants to be?

3. A - duh.

4. A - Lumi and Yuri were never really the best of friends, just acquaintances via circumstance/convenience.

>>75209492
CWC2 is a trap stream and I am glad she never did it.

>>75210077
same here

I've said this in the past but CWC's life just gets extremely depressing and grim after a certain point, the early days when he's in his 20's are funny, but it slowly gets more and more bleak as time goes on. CWC 2 would not have been fun.

>Mint said Lia messengered her about stuff for their collab, but still has to work on gathering it for her
based Lia not being tentative and treating her like the rest of her genmates for these fashion streams

>>75210077
it is a trap because it would never live up to the mystique of cwc1. that is a legendary phase connect stream that was lightning in a bottle.
it's best to let it stand alone.

>>75208381
Lia in sombrero.jpg

>>75211342

>>75210285
she needs to do the needful, basically collecting pictures of her outfits, and sending them to Lia so she can put them in the slides.

I hope they tangent about their recent trips to japan and their cats in between the fashion

>>75211567

I FUCKING LOVE LIA

>>75212522
same

>>75212541
desu

every day I live and a bito suffers is a good day I have

i sleep, boards moving fast
keep it lit for the love of Lia

>>75214316
i'm on duty till like 3 am

please tell me your thoughts about this

>>75216248
my guy would still top

>>75216248
rapeable

>>75216248
tell me the color of its butthole and then i'll answer you

>>75216484
mint

>>75216554
>bright creamy green butthole
i'm ok with this actually

editbug just made kino!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSj3appDPY

[Lia News] https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1787361659255959662

do you not feel something lacking ye faithful Liker? the walls of this thead are well defended. but have you thought about beyond them? the sarcan in the accursed vaterland knows not the name of the teen idol savior. the time of Lia is marked by but a handful of posts. this is a shameful display. are you not missionaries of the lord? this is the very sacred ground our savior walked about, where she was born. the scared nazareth. do you not feel a draw to the holy land? every Liker should double his missionary work, how should the repentant know to worship the one true god if you do not show him the way? surely he will go to hell without your aid noble Liker. honor the call of your ancestors. I do not ask you to post in the battlefield only, just that you do a tour of duty. all your sins shall be absolved if you fight for the glory of Lia

honestly impressive how just a few est anons make this one of the most posted solo generals while it's deader than a boomers swingers party at late night

Sex with Larry.

no more bumps in the rump from me, it's bed time

>>75222054
Adults acting like toddlers is honestly hot desu.

I like the Lia

>>75196794
that's not Lia, that's Vegeta cosplaying as Lia

Thread needs stimulation.

>>75226706
This candy taste funny.

Im awake, but at what cost?

Do I get out of bed or rub one out to the thought of Rie making Lia lick her butthole which will then make me fall back asleep?

>>75227045
femanon dont be gross

>>75227045
IT'S MONDAY GET UP SOLDIER

>>75227045
Enough daydreaming about girl rimming each other, lazybones! Up, up, up!

>>75219048
Lia’s audience is like 90% est

>>75226772
AIRI NOO̻͞O̧͕O͙̥̫̟̕̕͝͡Ơ̮̺̜̫̣̐ͩ̚͜O̷̢̱̭͍̹͗̀͌ͩͤ̓̈́ͪ́ͭO̸̟̯̪̙̗͚̾́̇͐͟O̵̢̨̨̨̞̙̰̩͉͖͍͉̺͕͐͗͛̐ͧ̋̐̍ͨͫ̓ͯͭ̉́̀̈̾̕͘͜͡͞͞͠O͕̹̼̦̪ͩ̂̓̔

Honestly Lia should do a stream about Planet Retard

>>75227375
your home planet

Chu~ Chu~ Chu~ Chu~

>>75227592
Youve been gone for months

>>75227669
I'm sorry.. That's why I sent extra chus today... I've been lurking...

>>75227804
dont be a stranger

Lia doko?
waiting rooms doko?

why does lia hate us katawa shoujochads so much?
she barely got into act 1. did she really hate the crippled girls THAT much?!

>>75228713
uniroincally what you mean?
is this a game?

>>75228779
yeah?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2r-IMXAqhQ&t=4586s&ab_channel=LiaCh.%E3%80%90PhaseConnect%E3%80%91

she played it only once when pippa started palying, and thats it.

>>75228848
Typically, Lia will only play a game 1 stream and rarely continues it unless it is a game she has already played and loves.

>>75228927
but as an autistic fujo she is supposed to like these kinds of weeaboo visual novels!

>>75228976
she probably played it in the peak of her self censorship arc

>>75228706
lia the only one not on her phone

>>75228706
Where is kirsche

>>75228976
Katawa Shoujo doesn't have any broody, sadistic boys or cannibalism. The playthrough was always doomed to be a one-off

>>75229557
i dont think she is in phase connect, brother

>>75228976
If it doesn't relate to her own special brand of josei muke autism, then it probably won't go over well.

>>75229929
based autism gatherer

who is it?
i know someone itt larp'd that he was knower after lia friend reiny graduated

>>75230386
You're in the wrong thread, but she already debuted in a different company.

>>75230495
im in the right thread. there is a resident dramafag here who has the scoop/rrats.

>>75230624
I fucking love rrats. Take a gander at this one.

>>75230710
i want this one to cook me 5 meals a week

>>75230624
You and that other faggot should kill yourselves honestly

>>75230710
Why she crying?

>>75230710
can i fuck?

>>75197233
>lia real cute
So fucking real

>>75230837
imagine the food posioning

>>75230837
It'll be the best last meal a man could ask for.

why are you guys saying remilia is a bad cook?

>>75231312
Behold. Wemi pizza. Reheated a thousand times in an unclean neglected airfryer.

>>75231411
m...maybe it's just bbq chicken pizza

When are Lia and Filian going to hang out? They act kind of similarly, they have huge overlap in friend circles, you can't even spell one's name without the other.

>>75231572
Many dishes have suffered the same fate...

>>75231667
I mean this in respectful way possible I really hope they never collab one-on-one. She has way too much fucking energy and is the only person on this planet that has actually over stimulated me.

>>75231667
It's weird.
IIRC Lia was the first talent to open the door to Fillian back in fall 2022 (Fillian knew of Pippa and Tenma, but Lia may have been the first to get into her DMs)
Her and Fillian set up a Family Feud collab that was supposed to happen in January 2022 that was supposed to be Lia, Lumi and Yuri, but it got shelved (the collab ending up happening i think in November 2023, but Lia didn't partake in it)

Their only stream interaction to date is Lia accepting the vtuber award on her award show.
Fillian is an easy collab now anybody in Phase can get it, it's just a DM away.

>>75231836
I feel like this is also why WemiLia never happens. Wemi can outLia Lia in saying weird shit, forcing Lia to be the straight man.

>>75231956
*January 2023, not 2022.

>>75231956
I remember Filian was doing one of those talent show type things where she gets a bunch of lesser known vtubers on and Lia responded to the Tweet. She didn't make it on that show but later Filian said that's how she got in touch. She saw her name and the Phase Connect in her title and said
>hey I think phase is pretty cool lets collab
It'll happen one day.

>>75232099
>It'll happen one day.
it could happen next week and happen fast. fillian is easy to collab with it's a couple dms away
it probably needs to be the right stream, and an idea just hasn't popped up yet

>>75231986
it never happens because they live in complete opposite timezones.
Lia and iori don't collab.
Lia and Panko don't collab.
Lia and JP don't collab
it's also why people were disappointed when the Jelly collab got turned into a last minute 4way because most of us knew we may never see Lia & Jelly 1on1 again (mind you this was before we knew Lia was moving to Japan. When Lia moves to Japan, I fully expect Jelly, Clara, Remi etc to become her go-to's)

>>75231986
remi is only good when she is being toxic and raging.

>>75232518
Nonsense. Lia and Iori (and plenty of JPs do morning streams at that same slot) overlap often, even. And Wemi's time slot used to be right after Lia ends, and she shows up there sometimes still.

Morning niggas

>>75233815
semi related, but have panko and remi ever 1on1 collabed?

>>75233815
Lia and Remi have collabed 6 times. I dont understand the problem

>>75233971
They did a Phase Weekly together, I don't remember a real collab happening.

>>75233999
the problem is the managerposter wants to be her (and remi's) collab organizer now.

>>75233999
People are talking 1 on 1 collabs. The closest with Wemi was the Omega Strikers stream, which also included Airi.

>>75234238
collabs are collabs.

>>75234190
Ok so, with how many members of Phase Connect has Remi had a 1on1 collab with

>>75234275
That's obviously false and you know it.

>>75234368
nah it's not. granted, I could be willing to say it is if it is some cluster with 10+ people in it.

>>75234334
Off the top of my head and without being autistic about it, Eimi, Runie, Erina, Airi, Ember, Shiina, Iori, Rie, Yuri, Tenma

>>75234763
so 10/27 talents.
Lia has 1on1 collabed with 18/27
you make of that what you will in terms of who tries hard to collab with her company

>>75234866
You're rebutting an argument that nobody made. I just want to see it happen as a viewer, I don't give a shit who "tries harder" at making it happen.

Lia saved Wemi's popsicle asmr stream from being ruined. That is worth more than any collab.

>>75235007
>I don't give a shit who "tries harder" at making it happen.
it does because it takes 2 people to make it work.
to my prior point: it just hasn't lined up yet >>75232518
the best collabs are the ones not forced. Lia and Remi are friends.

you guys are so autistic it hurts

any Lia

>>75235828

>>75236186
what am i looking at here? is this a candyland map?

>>75236356
Autism

>>75236701
how long do i have to listen for Lia's song?

>>75236356
>newfags don't know about the Lia calendar

>>75236803
I’ll let you know when i get there

>>75236803
4 hours 35 minutes and 33 seconds

>>75235544
best post
lia is in the doremu hall of fame

>>75236701
GLORIOUS
NO I WONT GIVE IN
I WON'T GIVE IN

>>75227306
proof next thread?

>>75237021

>>75237195
when Lia starts stream
>Eastern time: 7:00 pm people are home from work/school
>Pacific time: 4:00 pm most of them should be at work/school still
>Bong time: Midnight. most should be going to sleep or already asleep
>JP time: 8:00 am they are asleep or up for work/school and can't watch
>Mumbai time: 4:30 am they are asleep

>>75232296
Just play to your strengths. She could do a deep dive about something and take Filian along for the ride. Pippa and her had a stream where they rated conspiracies and it felt kind of Liacore. Only thing is Filian has this annoying way of hiding her powerlevel where she primes someone to say something weird/obscure then overreacts like she's never heard of it and it's blowing her mind but Lia also does something similar when she pretends to not know certain degenerate internet things.

I just appreciate Lias solo streams brother

>>75237442
>kirsche
>marimari
Lia doesn't really do "le based" content anymore. hasn't for over a year.

>>75237792
I just posted that because I didn't even know Filian knew about old Chris-Chan stuff, but the Chris-Chan deep dive Lia did was peak Lia.

reposting during not dead hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLSj3appDPY

>>75238126
imo nah we don't even know what peak Lia looks like yet, she hasn't gotten there. she is always changing and evolving.

>>75238148

kpop cringe is going to be 14 year old girls freaking it on twitter over jungchinkcop

>>75235544
It's amazing how in the space of a week we went from her saving remis asmr to ruining her own

>>75238528
life in the big city

>>75238248
based and true

the brand of wet wipes I bought are too wet and I still have to finish off with regular toilet paper

>>75237442
if Fillian could deliver Ironmouse as a contestant, I'd like to see Fillian host a Date my Mom gameshow where Lia picks a date for Rinmama. Fully unleash Lia & Rinmama to the masses.

honestly Mint and Lia should eat at Denny's in Akihabara

>>75238948
does mint fart with that ass?

>>75238702
Ironmouse doesn't like Filian. I think she just sticks to VShojo, popular fleshfags on Twitch, and rarely an orbiter group called Vchiban. She's established in the same way that you'd never expect Amelia Watson to collab with someone from outside of Hololive.

>>75238984
see >>75197059

>>75239019
hmmm I see. I'm not all that familiar with Fillian so I don't know why I assumed they were friends (probably just because of Twitch stuff). My bad.

>>75239036
I hope mint unleashes a massive brap mid collab

>>75239133
Mint is a classy idol.

>>75239406
that's what makes it even better. nobody wants to hear a gross girl like hime let one rip. it has to be a cute girl

>>75238702
Ironmouse does her best to ignore Filian
she’s the closest to kick her off the twitch vtuber throne after all

ignore the brapposting

>>75239667
ignore THIS

I miss Miss Lia

first deep dive in 3 weeks! i'm very excited!

>>75240172
it has to be longer than that

>>75240203
it's probably closer to 4 by now

>>75240627
this is so cute! where's it from?

>>75240761
her arttag his name is hugsfo

>>75241246
I took this photo btw

>>75241246
my phone btw

>>75241246
What her mouth doin?

>>75241563
polishing my shaft

>>75241563
eating a Fruit by the Foot duh

>>75239667

>>75241640
there’s a bi joke in here somewhere

I just shit really hard and popped a hemorrhoid

STOP BEING GROSS WE COULD HAVE THREAD GUESTS THIS WEEK

>>75242300
if they can't handle me at my grossest they don't deserve me at my gayest. amen

Lia

>>75240627
This looks goofy in the preview, but is actually gorgeous when full size. Nice job

>>75243010
Lia? Lia. Lia!!!!!!

Lia makes me want to like Lia even more

>>75243471
this but Lia

What if Lia doesnt wake up?

>>75244008
We build her a pretty glass coffin.

shed probably be cremated

>>75244328
imagine sprinkling Lia's ashes on top of cereal or iced cream

>>75244328
But who'd be the recipient of the special buttplug that's packed with her ashes?

i can bake

>>75244883
i'd rather have hasanbito

>>75244883
based retard

>>75244328
I would do a line of her ashes on her birthday every year

do you think lia ever cries have masturbating?

>>75245315
what?

>>75245315
esl

>>75245315

>>75245315

>>75245315
drunk or brain damage?

i made a mistake due to lack of lia pls forgive me

>>75238148
>bito and gumi together by a fire
uniorincally did a tourist make this?

this post will trigger bump limit!

I miss my Lia

>>75246267
she's my Lia

>>75246284
nah

>>75246310
yeah

*cums*

Baker?

i guess this is it
back to pcg

>>75247395
its page 8 brother calm down

>>75247395
I would rather give up penis

>>75247395
I would rather admit Lia's bhole is brown

what if john baker had a heart attack and died after he said he would bake?

new
>>75247994
>>75247994

>>75247985
why? that's the truth