/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

awa

Gaijin have won. JPs cry.
Memory is having her first duo gaijin collab (an OFFCOLLAB) and her partner is Clara(great shame).
For four months Memory dodged every single Gaijin collab except for mandatory Kaleido group collabs with Clara. She dodged Tenma and Lia's Hafu advances and she dodged Phase Wars in its entirety but her luck has come to an end.
Phase JP dies tonight. RIP

>>75212093

I ____

Please refrain from attempting to solicit bfe from anons in this thread

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

who should I schizo for the next 4 months?

Did clara thunderstrike memory yet

>>75212119
NOW (Literally right now)
Kokoromo Memory & Kaminari Clara (04:00UTC | LIVE | Cooking Mashed Potatoes - Off Collab + Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsaYj_o2x08

SOON
Jelly Hoshiumi (06:30UTC | 2h | Cover Premiere: Find the Way (Gundam Seed ED))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_217a21p24
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 2h30m | Zuma Deluxe/Return stream)
https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streams
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 2h30m | Bunny Garden)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CON3Y2sYfX4

LATER
Remilia Nephys (10:00UTC | 5h30m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbpgiwBYAFg
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 6h30m | Cats Organised Neatly)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Gram Pico (14:00UTC | 9h30m | Members Only: Gartic Phone)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uapEwASLtlg

Notes:
>Lumi, Rie & Uruka will be recreating and reviewing Girl Dinners on the 13th, submit here: https://forms.gle/Ny57tGtzoSyCGi4J8
>Lia may guerilla today (unlikely)
>Pico may guerilla ARK on the streamer server she joined on given any night
>Pico is taking submissions for a zatsu stream about nostalgic memories from when you were a student https://forms.gle/3cdfSbSDntF8AMmN6
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Erina, Ember, Muyu, Loki

So, Why are there always people asking if Rosemi is going to join Phase Connect?

>>75212256
I'm gonna fuck your brains out, sweet stuff.

>late to the girlfailure cooking kino
have I missed anything that could've caused harm yet?

>>75212192
I hope you keep updating this

English in memory chat from Clara's fans haha very funny you can stop chatting in English now please ok

>>75212301
The crown will be put together

>>75212301
It's a rrat, a tsunderia rrat

>>75212355
i dont know anon, i dont speak jp

Hell yeah Memory and Clara cooking!

>>75212365
In an ideal world, I will never have to update this chart again. Phase JP will have it's own identity separate from EN.
but alas

I hope the EOPs push away all the Japanese viewers so that Memory loves me more

>>75212192
We had a good run lastsamuraibros.

>>75212301
It stems from a drawfag in /tsun/ that made a story through his art. It also comes from the maro that Dizzy received right after she debuted.

>>75212192
The JPs get Clara speaking jap for them for the first time since debut while EOPs get nothing but some shitty graphic made by a schizo on /vt/. I think it's clear who "won".

>>75212355
EOPs spamming haha look at me I speak English superchats that drove off Memory's JP fans. This has caused a lot of harm yes

>>75212301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5Tbb0zEqM

>>75212301
i don't get it either, she is too pure and innocent for phase

>>75212301
It's Dizzy's final piece of the puzzle

>>75212375
mods should ban gaijinspeak on all JP streams, simple as

>>75212499
shut up faggot

>>75212355
I think Memory was stabbing the potato to remove dark spots when you can literally just use the peeler to remove them
but if you mean gaijins infecting her chat well...

Why is Clara speaking japanese?

quick question, when did Loki and Yuu got 19k subs and when did Loki surpassed Yuu? did they got botted or something cause i swear i remember them having like 16k last week

>>75212556
She's Japanese.

>>75212556
She is Japanese

T-they can't possibly fuck this up r-right?...

>>75212375
>collabs with 黒船 Clara
>be surprised she brings dirty 毛唐人 with her
It's over let it go, bro.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>75212499
???

>>75212602
time will tell

>>75212553
no, I was definitely thinking of questionable knifework or something with fire, the EOPs will clear out in a couple of streams

>>75212569

>>75212192
Nippon tears, nice.

>Clio doesn't shave her legs or armpits
SEX WITH HAGS
https://www.twitch.tv/clioaite

>>75212602
of course not
https://poal.me/7likeq

>>75212569

these girls can't even chop a potato properly omg i want to smack them and take the knife away please god no

>>75212602
That's the best part.

>>75212631
This is a disaster. You're supposed to be scaring them away.

>>75212569

>>75212712
Brb, sounds like my tea is ready.

>>75212301

at least theres some japanese people in the chat. seems like a lot of EOPs got scared off when Clara didnt say anything in english

>>75212694
buy an ad

>>75212694
you can take the pseudo-tranny

>>75212790
Just wait until September.

>>75212790
Yeah it Pankoposter can do it, anyone can

>>75212569

That water is not boiling. I don't think it's even steaming. The potatoes are just going to get soggy without actually cooking.

>the beauty mark on Clara's arm/wrist
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGH

>>75212093
I would eat her pussy out hitler style

>>75212863
Don't forget they also cut them unevenly (memory into huge slices and clara into smaller sizes) so some of them will be done before others.

>>75212875
>beauty mark
gaijin mark

>>75212569
shorts streams

>>75212790
Phase friend.

>>75212899
What does this mean?

>>75212875
post a screenshot you fuck

>>75212863
>>75212905
What are you their mother-in-law? let the girls cook, they will learn

>>75212840
>it

I want to kiss lumi's cheeks

>>75212840
>Yeah it Pankoposter

>>75212968
clara is like 35 this should not be an issue

>>75212840
>it

>>75212355
The stream is quite boring, desu.

>they only turned the hotplate on AFTER the potatoes went in the water
you can tell because the lights only turned on now

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 6

>Memory thinks Wemi gives off the aura of a good cook

>>75212777
>>75212729
>>75212631
Maybe the Japs aren't as weak as we first thought.
Maybe there is hope for Phase JP just yet.

>>75212957
It means he's developmentally disabled

i am still triggered by the way they chop vegetables.. they are trying to chop it like as if they are striking it vertically, not slicing it dear god

>>75213092
You don't even speak Japanese

>>75213085

>>75213053
anon... you're supposed to boil potatoes starting with cold water

>>75213085
Yeah?

>>75213025
>>75213053
Femanon and femanon-coded femboy. SHUT! UP!

>>75213133
ガイジ

>>75213085
>airfryerseaweed.jpg

>>75213085
She's right.

>>75212995
what is this expression meant to convey

>>75212190
Jelly should tinkle directly into my mouth

I hope the ovaries hort femanon is feeling a bit better.

>>75213151
onononononono backseat cooks >>75213053
are getting schooled

>>75212569
60k subs in a little more than a month, definitely bots....wait, sorry that was Shiina

>>75213233
Superiority.

>>75213244
that was a man

>>75212995
>4 ears
freaj

>>75213282
>freaj

>>75213282
>freaj

>>75213203
んを書き忘れたとのはともかく、なんで片仮名で書いたの

>>75213282
the panko poster arre feasting tonight

>Clara """"""not""""" Japanese
>extremely fluent in Japanese, can carry out conversation no problem
>Tenma supposedly """""Japanese"""""
>can barely speak Japanese

>>75213282

>>75213343
>arre

I think Clara should lovingly stroke the pot handle

Clara could be one of the most mediocre turbo astroturfed vtubers that somehow convinced retards she is entertaining.

>>75213343
You know what you're doing.

>>75213282
>freaj

>>75213368
Tenma can speak japanese well, but only when completely shitfaced

I want JP to incline so that more people clip them.

They say some pretty unhinged shit but obviously most of us will never get to really see / understand it.

>>75213391
femanon... just say you are jealous..

>>75213375
STOP GIVING FREE PANKOS WHEN THEY'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE

>>75213327
ガイジちゃま。。。 it's a separate slur unrelated to gaijin and it's usually written in katakana

>>75213391
sorry about the tummy hort femanon

>>75213391
She could also be the best vtuber that has ever graced the scene. It's fascinating what you can come up with when you just don't watch a vtuber.

>>75213251
Shiina isn't bots she just got a vastly-superior model outfit and confidence

>>75213391
On the contrary, she's one of the most talented, hard working, and entertaining chuubas out right now.
t. /unity/ enjoyer

>>75213381
Yeah 'pot handle' meaning my penis

>>75212194
kek

>>75213391
Oh fuck off. She's incredibly charming and fun to watch.

About this cooking, aren't you suppose to heat up the water before putting the potato?
I'm not experienced in cooking just my guts is telling me this.

>>75213439
Wow very impressive

>>75213437
like a what
MOVE LIKE A WHAT

>>75213368
Clara literally isn't Japanese. But she has lived in Japan for like a decade now so she better be able to speak it well,
Also Tenma can, she just chooses not to,

cooking is a man's job, not a woman's.

>>75213391
Ah cuckipipi you are here, no wonder there was already a dox

>>75213515
my mom puts them in cold water and then boils them

>>75213053
>>75213515
No it's actually very important that the potatoes start in cold water in almost all potato dishes

Femanons aren't real please stop coping

>>75213437
I just want more people to watch them. They're infinitely more enjoyable to watch than the EN girls.

>>75213515
unless you wanted undercooked centers and gummy outsides for some fucking reason, no, you start them in cold water

I think Pico will lead Phase Connect to greatness. I'm thinking in learning how to make good edits so I can shill her

You know GAT damn well where it is, so let's see it

>>75213515
If you do that it cooks unevenly because the starch leaves the potatoes basically as soon as they touch hot water. You gotta slow boil that frog.

>>75213468
Sure anon, that's why she only got those subs in a span of a month a year ago, and since has never been able to get those numbers again...just bad luck not bots, noted...lets not bring more numbers to the thread and forget about it

>>75212386
>>75212533
>>75212765
OK at least this has some interesting Lore.

>>75212527
That's what they all say.

>>75213515
No, but I do it anyway because I'm impatient.

>>75213560
>Also Tenma can, she just chooses not to,
Why? During normal streams I get it, but even during collabs with JP talents?

>>75212301
>>75213678
I wish to have sexual relations with wosemi.

>>75213678
Those are newfags the lore is from Phase's origin story

>Clara teaching Memory eigo
YAMEROOOOO

>>75213627
Pico is a star in the making. She has a great personality and the drive. I will stan that flashbang until the end.

>>75213727
>not wanting to wape her

>>75213762
purityanons seething rn (right now)

>>75213803
Please do not write such indecent things about da wose.

>>75213762

Rie is the cutest, sluttiest, most silliest girl in Phase Connect

>>75213855
Well are you going to do anything about all my pent up sexual energy?

Rosemi Lovelock? More like Whoremi Lovescock!

>>75213904
Release.

>>75212301
Y-you are not my rosebud anon

So anons be honest, does this collab make up for the fact that Memory didn't invite Clara to her birthday

>>75213435
>>75213445
Not a femanon
>>75213464
>>75213487
Watched her ever since the hype got built up during Beryl times. Amazing singer but as a streamer, honestly, nothing special. I checked out her Tomb raider playthroughs, Q remastered, Elden ring and then 2 of those wacky silly streams like Tumblr men rating and fixing natures mistakes. She has a ton of dead air during gameplays, her commentary is your average female slop cookie cutter type of commentary that you would only find funny if you are either retarded or a retarded teenager who's first exposure to "edgier" humor was vtubers saying "le naughty" things.
There are phase talents that are unintentionally way funnier than Clara on her best day.

>>75213855
I would like to engage in rapacious consensual cunnilingus with her. Is that ok?

how did they fail at boiling potatoes..................................

>>75213993
Name 3

Did anyone else JO to that image of Jelly with a dick? I coomed so hard. It felt amazing.

>>75213992

>took the potatoes off the stove while they were still raw
What were they thinking?

>>75213855
I'm going to bind the wose in her own thorn and force her to cum until she passes out.

>>75213993

>>75214029
I blame the gaijin

>>75214070
did she just pull them off the heat and drain them without actually checking if they were cooked?

>>75214070
It's fine, raw potatoes are only a little toxic

>>75214070
They probably thought the cooking time was measured from the point you turn the heat on, not from the point the water starts boiling.

>>75213778
>Fun
>Cute
>SEXO voice
>Actively trying to grow
I will support the Pupper, she will make it

>>75213993
So her humor isn't to your liking. That doesn't mean she isn't entertaining, retard.

>dead air
This is normal when you're playing fucking games. Good god, where the hell did you come from? Are you some holofag still coping with the fact you got Nerissa instead?

>A hard uncooked potato
This describes Phase JP in a nutshell
Great metacommentary

This is not how you should mash potatoes

>>75214070
they're al dente

>crunchy mashed potatoes inc

>>75214139
>dead air
>This is normal when you're playing fucking games
Only hard games. Even Tenma makes an effort to talk and grunt during the difficult parts.

Is this a woman thing? Just eating mashed potatoes? I normally have mine with chicken or beef.

man these cooking streams always make me irrationally angry and giving me aneurysm
clara helping memory is really not helping either

I would like to apologize to all the anons who said she should've put them in boiling water, I didn't realize neither one of them understood how to cook potatoes and that would've actually ended up better than this.

>>75214101
I think she stabbed one of them with her fork and deemed it ready but forgot what a soft potato was supposed to feel like

>>75214185
They wanted to do something simpler and easy to make so Memory could push Clara out faster. However...

It shouldn't take over an hour to make mashed potatoes my Irish blood is boiling

>>75213327
どちらにもいたはずだガイジが!毛唐人にも...純ジャパ...敬意を払うべきだ

Why didn't any one of you tell Clara about the fork trick why do you hate my wife and want her to fail

>you come home from a hard day at work
>your lovely wife has prepared dinner for you
>your heart stops for a second out of fear
>she presents a pot of glowing green liquid
>she claims it's eggs benedict, your favorite
What do you do?

>>75214037
Lia, Uruka, Panko.

>>75214261
You don't use a ricer?

>>75214225
>I would like to apologize to all the anons who said she should've put them in boiling water, I didn't realize neither one of them understood how to cook potatoes and that would've actually ended up better than this.
It's fine, I was wrong and I'll admit to it. I'll cook potatoes better in the future.

She put them in the microwave...

>>75214282
Eat it.

>>75214261
Anon do you really want a wife that can't cook?

>>75214282
ask her where the hollandaise is

>>75213993

>>75214312
To check for doneness

[Clara non news]
She is currently skinwalking Memori

It's over. Clara has now stole memori's body.

>>75214282
Realize I don't have a wife and call the police.

>>75214132
She is a good bet anon, proud of you.

I miss Gerald

>>75214357
I thought that was so well known it didn't need to be said

I baked for you Anon

why am i the first post that mentions pippa other than the OP? this won't do at all.
>Pippa

>>75214299
>Uruka
>Panko

>>75214256
むりやり日本語で書かなくていいから

>>75214426
>why am i the first post that mentions pippa other than the OP? this won't do at all.
because this is a general for phase chuubas

I was wrong earlier btw, the person with the exposed arm is Memory, not Clara.

Can't believe I have to put my dick away, but it is what it is.

They look... not terrible?

The more I watch these, the more I realize if I was to date a vtuber, I'm going to have to fucking learn how to cook.
Though apparently 10ma isn't bad at it.

>>75214464
Pippa is the flagpole of phase cunnekt retard

catch

>>75214524
ember

why is she using a fork
I'm getting mad

>>75214524
cooking is fun anon

i-it's just mashed potatoes? how could it be so hard? why?

>>75214524
architects go here >>>/vt//tsunx/

>>75214254
these are really good mashed potatoes

>>75214553
using a fork is fine if they're actually cooked

>>75214545

>>75214524
Ever wonder why the biggest chefs are men?

>>75214548
Ember is living proof that if a chef has a little chub on them, you know the food is going to be killer.

>>75214585
I don't mean to fatten them up, I mean to avoid food poisoning.

>>75214299
>Panko
Cute and Funny doesn't count
How could Clara compete with the Lewdest Phase winner

>>75214506
It's just potatoes. They can't fuck it up that bad

>wake up at midnight
>another yuni luna video uploaded
We live in blessed times. When is she Phasing in, Sakana!?

>>75214545

>>75214553
>>75214594
>fork
because she's tainted by Gaijin
otherwise she would have used traditional Japanese Chopsticks

>>75214545

Goodnight /pcg/. I love my hoochie mama

>>75214663
anon, the potato is a new world crop

>>75212093
I want to eat Claras stinking hag cunt so bad, you don't even know

Phase girl for this feel?

>>75214571
cooking is, cleaning the aftermath isn't
>>75214609
that's cuz professional cooking in restaurant kitchens is extremely physically intensive

>>75214545

>>75214430

>>75212694
yuck
pretend pippa's niece says aussie instead of british

>>75214299
>Uruka
>Panko

>>75214663
how would you even mash potatoes with chopsticks

Clara is exposing how much Sakana spends on gacha games?

>>75214663
like these?

>>75214282
I'm gonna eat it.

>>75213993

>>75214587

bros is it just me or is clara's speaking voice sounding a lot like suisei

>>75214696
>it was doomed from the start

>>75214609
2 reasons
>the kind of kitchenware needed for restaurant-sized portions requires a lot of upper body strength which women generally don't have
>the culinary world is actually, unironically really sexist. It's like the one bastion of it still that way in the west

What the fuck is she doing to those potatoes?
>inb4 mashing

>>75214587
they really aren't anon they don't even look cooked enough

>>75214814
They are the same person

>>75214426
>>75214544
Are you acting this post out intentionally?

>>75214835
mashing

>>75212729
Oh sorry... WHY AREN'T THEY SPEAKING ENGLISH WHAT ARE THEY MAKING CLARA SAY MY NAME WHAT ARE THEY MAKING MEMORY CAN YOU SAY WHORE SLUT BITCH IT MEANS I LOVE YOU IN JAPANESE CHAT WHAT ARE THEY MAKING ARE YOU GOING TO STREAM ANYTHING ELSE 5 DOLLAR SUPA MY DOG IS RECOVERING FROM IT'S GENDER REASSIGNMENT SURGERY I HAD TO AFTER...AND MY PARENTS SAID... HEY DO YOU KNOW KORONE FROM HOLOLIVE

>>75214663
Real jps do this https://youtu.be/tmSrULDVRPc

>>75212293

>>75214843
I fucking knew it!

>>75214544
if Pippa is the Pippole of Phase Cunnekt then why aren't there more pippa posters retard

>>75214846
maybe...
lol you got me.

>>75214892

>>75214695
Nini runatic

>>75214835
Slowly mashing, but she has no strength.

>>75214834
If it was sexist, wouldn't it require that women be in the kitchen where they belong?

>>75214892

>>75214282
tell her I only bend my dick at night and she should save it for later

If they used a masher they would've been done in 30 seconds at most

>>75214946
She has strength, they're just fucking raw!!!

>>75214984
Fuck you

>>75214984
You fixed it! :D

>>75214946
they need a potato ricer

>go to bathroom and brush my teeth
>come back and they're still """"mashing""""
wtf...

>>75214981
No this is a misconception. It's always been societal belief that they will always be good cooks, but they can never be great chefs. Private vs professional, big difference.

>>75212429
>it's own

>>75214946
They're not cooked
You shouldn't need to put both hands into the potato to mash it

>>75214981
at home, not at a 5 star restaurant kitchen

>>75214995
go mash some raw potatoes with a masher right now and report back

>>75214695
Ni Ni lil Runatic. Sweet dreams

they don't need no ricer nor potato masher
they need more cooked potatoes

>>75214524
Cooking is extremely based. Women don't understand that the kitchen was a beautiful gift we gave them. If they're going to squander it we need to take it back.

Would you want to be in the same kitchen with Rushia when there is a knife right next to her.

they should have just cooked the potatoes in the rice cooker

>>75215107
they need stronger arms

I think it would've been faster for them to start boiling some more water than to continue to mash these raw potatoes and it would've ended up edible.

>>75213670
shorts algorithm, it's perfectly understandable

>>75215146
they don't need stronger arms... well cooked potatoes don't need that much strength to mash
they should also add some butter milk salt minimum as well

>>75215119
Cooking is a chore like any other
No need to pretend it's fun for some reason

>>75212602
Have you seen a memory cooking stream?

It is very obvious that some of you have never cooked a potato in your life.
If they were cooked, they'd be soft enough that you could mash them with a fork with the slightest amount of effort.

this mashing is too half-assed they gotta go all in

This collab sucks ass. It's obvious they don't have chemistry, at all.

>>75215222
they should use their feet

>ctrl+f oshi
>only results are op and the schedule
Why do you hate her so much /pcg/

I feel like they should add a little milk and just microwave it

>>75215119
You're right, I'd be more than happy being a house husband cooking, cleaning and whatnot.

>>75215271
she's all yours bro :)

>>75215271
everyone is too busy watching the slow motion car crash to talk about things other than streams

>>75215258
I would volunteer to lick them clean.

/ck/ anons, aren't you supposed to add these things before mashing?

>>75215271
She had this to say about the tragic death of phase friend Adolf Hitler.

>>75215256
>doesn't speak a lick of japanese
>says the stream is bad and they have no chemistry

You shouldn't be allowed to type on the internet, cretin.

>>75213617
not true, but they are good

>>75215220
finally someone who's cooked one of the easiest fucking dish on the planet...
well cooked potatoes should become mashed really easily as you press against it with a fork
you shouldn't need to poke it and stick it with a fork

>>75214551
>and replaced with what? Fleshstreamers? Actors? Movies? Sports?
Reality.

>>75215381
fascinating

>>75215373
doesn't really matter but the real problem is that they are now cold

That butter's cold... that potato is cold... the milk is cold...

>>75215271
oshit I'm sorry

Oh my fucking god what are they doing

>>75215373
they are also uncooked so that's a problem

>>75215404
...

>>75213570
it doesn't really matter; cooks with tattoos in their forearms have a bunch of rituals; it's just physics, potatoes need to absorb energy it's as simple as that

>>75215392
Clara usually laughs like a maniac when there is some kind of chemistry there.

>>75215437
They're nuking it

>>75215373
it's fine to add them after mashing, but really nothing matters when you start with raw potatoes instead of cooked ones

Clara straight up has ADHD, this bitch can't stay still.

>>75215215
What the fuck? Cooking is really fun, trying to make something new or your comfort dish is really pleasant.

>>75213627
>>75213778
why do Japanese people not like her as much as Loki?

>>75215404
Oh shit nigger what the fuck are you doing?

All I know is that Jelly owes me sex

why is clara wearing a mime shirt

>>75214282
You eat it and say its the best damn dish you've had in a long while. Trust me on this.

gaijin disrespecting honorable japanese chopsticks

kek I didn't guess that they'd be able to fuck this up so badly.

>>75215514
it took until this stream for you to notice?

>>75215514
Pippa said she was constantly bouncing around and was the closest thing she'd seen to a cartoon character irl.

i miss jelly uuu

>>75215256
I literally just started watching the stream and they're both having giggling and laughing and I don't even speak Japanese. What are you on about?

>>75215514
I know she's perfect

>hime is collabing with hylo
Grim. Extremely grim. I've never seen things so grim.

>>75215519
Loki has alpha vibe

>>75215215
it's a creative process that uses like 10 different skills at once, it's just not fun if you treat it like an exact science like doing the laundry

>>75214912
We are all tuckered out because we thought she was going to install cheat engine and finish the stupid game she hated playing, but we were all left with our fingers in our asses. at least we got a consolation owl service announcement reminding us it's illegal to pick up a bird feather.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBTa01DmnSE

>>75215514
She needs her dancing fruits

>>75215514
Imagine the sex.

Catch that scissor motioning

>staying at home
>eating trash
>watching phase cooking streams

I love Uruka with all of my beart! I miss her so much ueeee

>>75215566
she's in for a shock if she ever meets wemi, she has the exact same problem. her parents once got mad and tied her to a chair to stop her moving around during dinner.

it looks edible now

>>75215313
turns out diversity is a weakness after all
2 japs would have solved this out somehow

it looks like lumpy glue

I'm not a huge fan of react content in general, but can we get one of the phase girls who has at least basic cooking skills to react to all of Memory's cooking streams?

>>75212694
how bad are they
some people just don't grow a ton of hair

Chef Mike is the strongest.

>>75215585
You're joking

Clara is mixing those potatoes... Fucking hell, that's not mixing...

>>75215741
Is Memory the Kay's Cooking of Phase Connect

>>75215516
No? It's a means to an end that you have to do every day, not whatever happy place casual shit you've convinced yourself it is. Maybe I'd agree with you if I was a literal woman with no job and responsibilities other than cooking for your husband.

>>75214254
Nigger... you realize where potatoes are from? Not from Ireland, not from fucking Poland, not from fucking Ukraine...
Potatoes are from fucking PERU!
Kneel!

>>75215764
I wish I was.
https://twitter.com/HadesMythos/status/1787323615462981981

>>75215741
We should try to send this to Gordon Ramsay.
He has a tiktok account just to make reactions to bad cooking videos.

>>75215525
Aliens have already probed all the humans they ever needed to by now. She isn't going to do it.

>>75215807
Memory should collab with Jack

>>75215824
She has to be doing this on purpose

>>75215516
Anon you're talking to a slavedrone who has no taste.
Subhumans are bred with minimal tastebuds because it's cheaper

>>75215381
grim

>>75212694
>girl who blasted test doesn't shave
rumao

>>75215824
>followed by pippa, hime, eimi, runie and loki
What does it mean?

am i the only one that fantasizes about sounding my peehole with memory's pointy ears and cumming in her ear canal? Hina too

>>75215824
the fucks a sinterview?

>>75215847
Memory would die of mayonnaise overdose.

>>75215727
>diversity
>a weakness
Are you one those incest advocates ?

>>75215824
Rie has to get off from being anti'd or something.
No person in their right mind would keep making awful decisions like this over and over.

>>75215806
She's hulking the table gaijin style

>>75215897
>am i the only one
I would say yes.

>>75212192
Gonna be real honest all the JP girls have shit designs except Clara and her weirdly separate boobs are still kinda weird.
Pico would be good if she wasn't a fucking flash bang, that's funny as a meme but it doesn't make her pleasant to watch.
Yuu is fucking gross she looks like an instagram WHORE with those tattoos and piercings.
Loki just looks fucking weird. The half bleached female mullet cut is not pretty and her robes are neither cute nor sexy.
Memory looks ok but like not special at all, seen a billion better lolis. Her braids don't look good and she just looks like a bootleg Rushia, sorry but it's true.
And when it comes to their voices Yuu and Loki are dreadful, they sound like average middle aged women, not vtubers. Sakana says he likes cute voices so where the fuck was he when they were hired?
Vtubing is about shallow superficial first impressions. They have to look good and they have to sound good to be worth even checking out at all and everything else like the talent or charm of the entertainer behind them comes second.
The JP branch just doesn't cut it for the highly competitive state of the business right now.

>>75215897
Anon, I think you alone are the only human on earth to have such thoughts.

>>75215922
>>75215824
Rie tried to get anti'd for inviting Coni to her birthday but no one cared enough. Now she has to go even deeper to get the hatred she craves

>>75215895
Bruhh, I thought Runie was in the clique with Lumi, Oli and neko. Its over

>>75215824
Who the fuck is this?

>>75212192
it's over

>>75215922
She does

>>75215824
qrd on this person?

>>75215961

>>75215824
lmao

>>75215819
>potatoes come from one place
You can't be this retarded

>>75215824
Hime makes it really hard for everyone to like her. Like, I literally started watching her again last week.

>>75215961
holy GAY this post fucks men

>>75215961
Clara nepohired Yuu and Yuu nepohired Loki.
Sometimes it's not about how well a person performs but who they know. The artists were nepohired too

>>75215922
She definitely has a humiliation kink. I can totally see her getting into porn if her music career goes nowhere.

>>75215961
I unironically love Pico's flashbang design.
Her design is top tier (she could use some upgrades, but the core is solid)

>>75215961
Didn't think it was possible to have tastes this bad.

>doesn't even know what a teaspoon is
someone please convince me this is all kayfabe

>>75215961
based

>>75216093
Her music career's already gone nowhere, she should get into porn now.

>>75215961
>Pico would be good if
stopped reading
have a (You)

>>75216005
She tried to cancel Phase Connect twice
First time over a prank, second time over a 4chan post. Not kidding an actual 4chan post