/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Who is Lia from Phase Connect? to the blind, she is the light. to the hungry, she is bread. to the sick, she is the cure. to the lonely, she is company. to the sad, she is joy. to the prisoner, she is freedom. for the poor, she is treasure. for me, she is everything.

Thinking about Lia’s brown butthole

what is it saying on this blessed sunday morning?

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>75168159

>>75168184
pic doko?

>>75168159
mint fashion
brown hope

>>75168159

>>75168159
>remember leave hime

>>75168184

>>75168508
Took you 7 minutes to post that, what the actual hell.

>>75168535
https://youtu.be/A1-5qWBn-Ss?t=1

Gays out!

>>75168581
kek

>>75168529
Literally me when Lia.

TIL Lia and Airi knew eachother before Phase

>>75169260
People say it's the cali nepo clique for a reason

Its bubblegum pink

>>75170014
You know there's a difference between a clique and a friend group right? And even if she is a nepo hire it's not like she's a bad person or cause trouble for everybody else.

>>75170014
Genuinely what's the problem? It's not like this so-called "clique" is pushing other girls to near suicide like with niji.

Thinking about Lia's brown butthole.

>>75170485
The clique killed pico

>>75170014
You smell like youre from the catalog gross

>>75170398
>>75170485
>>75170543
Why do you get so defensive over something literally everyone knows is real?

>>75170059
Clearly, it's #c78b95.

Phase Connect is the clique. Sakana is the leader. That is why only 1 exit in 3 years.
Uniroincally it is why Phase is stable because there is harmony

>>75170705
>using the actual textbook definition of clique.
Real and true!

>>75170761
Its not a clique when the entire company is in it

>>75170571
You sound like a catalog nigger that's why. And it's not like these so-called nepo hires have caused any real trouble for the company. They also all live close to each other so of course they're going to be closer as friends.
>>75170705
Why I also agree with this.

Maybe none of us have been using the word correctly.

CLIQUE MANIA IS RUNNING WILD

Lia Liker's Secret Clubhouse is the strongest clique on /vt/!

A clique just flew over my housr

>>75171480
>housr

>>75171585
SHUT UP

>>75148760
>>75151745
This is one of the lost streams, see >>66729971
Looking through the archives at the time, it looks like nobody got it. Nobody from /here/, anyway. >>8609542

hiimlia

I dont understand the obsession with clique buzzword this year

>>75171968
Blame Niji

>>75170864
Like I said why do you get so defensive?

>>75172638
I don't like rrats to sum it up.

>>75171887
lia, if you're reading this can you please throw the vod on gofile? Would love you lots and lots if you did <3

>>75171968
It's because of Nijisanji, and Selen's termination. Anons like using the word clique to explain things now because that was apparently true in Nijisanji's case

>>75173013
Niji did not invent cliques anon

>>75173455
It doesn't matter. That was something that happened recently, within 4 months, so it's very recent in anons' memories

>>75173455
No, but anons have been very annoying about so-called cliques in their companies ever since that Selen disaster.
Think anons are desperate to be Nostradamus and say "See! See! I told you there was a clique!" when something bad it might happen.

>>75172819
Just because you don't like the truth doesn't make it a rrat

>>75173641
Okay, they're clique. What exactly changes? There's no evidence of this clique abusing or bullying other girls. They're just a friend group that collabs the most with each other.

Phase has no cliques

They're The Kliq.

>>75173784
>blatant favoritism doesn't effect the other girls

>>75173937
>effect

>>75173937
What are you SMOKING anon? I'm not even annoyed anymore I'm genuinely confused at what you're talking about now. What favoritism is even happening?

>>75173937
The only favorites are the 27 girls in phase.

Lia’s face is in a clique with Embers butt and Dizzys boobs

>>75174920
I wish I could use Ember’s butt as a pillow.

think of phase connect as a high school cafeteria.
there are different tables different people sit at.
most people float between tables at different times.

>>75175392
cute!

ϟ Lia Friends ϟ

Phase Connect>>>/vt//pcg/
Phase Gen2 +>>>/vt//pcgia/
Neuro-Sama>>>/vt//swarm/
Maid Mint>>>/vt//mint/
Rurumi -https://twitter.com/RurumiYumemi
Haruna Swift -https://twitter.com/HarunaSwift
KKCyber -https://twitter.com/kkcyberai
Maple Alcesia -https://twitter.com/MapleAlcesia
Aoi Moi -https://twitter.com/Amoi_moi_moi
Nyaru -https://twitter.com/nyaruchuuu
Mieko Mino -https://twitter.com/mino_mieko
Kamishiro Rita -https://twitter.com/RitaKamishiro
Ushio Ebi -https://twitter.com/ushioebi
Reina Sun -https://twitter.com/reina_kawaiii
Punkalopi -https://twitter.com/Punkalopi
Nova Aokami -https://twitter.com/novavreverie
Kureiji Ollie -https://twitter.com/kureijiollie
Sayu Sincronisity -https://twitter.com/sayusyn
Da Michi -https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru
Hakushika Larry -https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori
Hasekura Muumi -https://twitter.com/hasekuramuumi
Faye Mata's perfect tits -https://i.imgur.com/imT0dGn.png
Sam Hyde & Nick Rochefort -https://www.youtube.com/@PerfectGuyLife
L.A Flights -https://www.youtube.com/@L.A.FLIGHTS


ϟ War Time Traitor ϟ

Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ -https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu

>>75175392
who the rep on the far left? i want to color it has been a while

>>75175683
it's junkoposter

>>75175708
ty ah i see it

>>75175392
The lamentations of the Bito...

whatever happened to the phase soccer cup?

>>75175942
Kick-off on June 1. If late blame TWAIN
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Phase_Calcio

I almost said double dollars in real life.
Thanks Lia.

>>75176051
do they have commentators and stuff?

>>75176097
There should be. TWAIN is working on that.

>>75176291
nice.
....will manager san commentate? will we get to hear her voice?

Phase Wars feels like it was months ago

>>75168159
try michi, unless

>>75176057
where?

>>75176945
Down there

>>75175392
An adorable drawing, amazing work!

Just ate at Shake Shack. Lia once said it was great. She wasnt lying i think it was the best burger i ever had

>>75178463
worked

Lia is in this so it's technically on topic

>>75178659
is Boss Nigger the only cowboy movie we've watched?

>>75173784
This is the face Lia makes when I tell her to sit on my face wearing a diaper.

>>75179117

>>75179117
>>75179409
PLEASE BE NORMAL FOR GODS SAKE

>>75178593
Its better than In and Out slop

>>75178719
We watched Django.
There are a lot of western movies we haven’t touched. The Good The Bad and The Ugly, Tombstone, Young Guns

>>75180558
fistful of double dollars

>>75180497
Based
In and Out burger is shit

>>75179409
Nice

We should post more Pepes here

>>75181165

>>75181165
true

>>75180558
I remember seeing clips of those on YouTube a while back, would love to watch any of those one day

Id sooner invite managerposting and brapposting than frogposting

I miss Lia

>>75181165
Please don't I like being able to use 4chan at work.
This stupid website is borderline unrecognizable without that fucking frog

I miss Big Al

yippee is out, 'epe is in

I miss Hard Gay

I miss spee wojak poster

Culvers if better than all these other fast food places

Why not just grill your own cheeseburger?

Lia doko? Any Lia?

>>75182611
Nah Rinmama won’t let her come out and play she is grounded

>>75182611
She'll be on tomorrow for Monday night lia!

>>75182945
honestly lia should use this reason way more often

>Erina got custom keybaord caps for her bday merch
Lia has to hopefully get that or a plushie. or maybe sad girl grippy socks

>>75183223
Jelly started the trend of the keycaps in her own birthday, so maybe they can do that for other birthdays this year

>Pomu went to Antarctica last year
>new Lia friend Mint went to Antarctica last year
weird

>>75183223
>>75183293
did Jelly and Erina get dakis + mousepads? Usually once those 2 things are out, then the other items come

>>75183316
doesheknow.jpg

>>75183374
mouse pad I don't know but Jelly did get a dakimakura

>>75182611

>>75183374
I'm pretty sure everybody has a daki or will get a daki by their first birthday

there has to be a list of phase mousepads somwhere. I would be shocked if more than 10 girls have them

>>75175392
me and my starknight boyfriend look so cute!!! I love it!!!

>>75183670
Ones I can think of
>Lia
>Ashelia
>Pippa
>Airi
>Lumi
>Remilia
>Ember

imo the 3 most coveted Phase mousepads are probably Lia's buttpad, Remi's buttpad, and Pippa's.

Wemi's buttpad is sexier than Lia's

>>75183316

>>75183926
that's because Wemi is sex incarnate, that's really not a fair comparison

>>75183926
Wemi is sexier than Lia in general.

>>75183973
>>75184009
true, sorry Lia

>>75183926
>>75183973
>>75184009
pedophiles? in my Lia from Phase Connect?

>>75184035
holy moly

>>75183926
Afraid not. At its time of release, Lia’s was the most sold merch item in Phase.
The people have spoken.

>>75184097
how you know

>>75184035

>>75184036
we like lolicons here

>>75184106
it was said on stream iirc
the pre order was way over what they thought

Lia isn't really that sexy honestly, she's cute, but not for sexuals

>>75184164
then why does everyone want to smell her butt so bad

>>75184208
just to enjoy the fragrance when the smell reaches their nose and they fly towards Lia's butt like a fresh apple pie cooling down on a windowsill

Does Ashelia have a daki?

>>75184272
no. she had a boob pad tho

Did they ever ship out Yuri’s daki?

>>75184036
Lolicon are good

>>75184258
I really like the mental imagery here

>>75181615
brapposting > manager posting > frog posting

>>75184097
i'd believe it. at the time Pippa's daki/mousepad came out, things were smaller. Lia's came out at the right time and it was a great design. a perfect storm. Slightly biased, but it's probably the definitive phase mousepad (either that or Pippa's feet. Remi's is the sexiest one, but it's a deepcut again it happened when things were not as big for Phase)

Michibro doko?

uniroincally a Rinmama boobpad or buttpad would shatter any Phase Connect merch record.

Lia's mousepad would be sexier if it was completely flat

>>75184647
he's sleeping on my lap

>>75184736
I'm shocked luwud isn't on the case.
it's a goldmine waiting to happen. although it might be tricky because it's not phase's design; rinmama is fanmade. idk how any of that stuff works.

>>75184340
I think they refunded all the merch and donothon donos

>>75184853
it gets into the whole any characters (fanmade or otherwise) relating to a Phase IP becomes by extension Phases, which I read once on vt that it was the case. Whether that statement is true or not or just managerposting delusion, you tell me.

>>75184892
i thought i saw miia do a yuri unboxing of the birthday merch?

>>75185104
I'm probably misremembering, was her birthday merch amaris or her new model?

>>75185187
where are these high quality sketches coming from

>>75185211
best guess would be anon's PC

she tweeted the schedule btw

>>75185201
new model. it was a daki + boob mousepad

[News] https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1787208548927307809

>>75185211
argamata on twitter. idk if I spelled that right but he has a mushroom pfp

>>75185201
in fairness, I don't think it was her birthday merch. it was a redebut merch set.

>Thursday

>>75185494
we already saw it on the community page

>>75185494
in a perfect world Lia could call us faggots and pathetic little gay boys without being canceled. fuck this gay earth I just want my oshi to call me a faggot

>>75185555
quads of truth

>>75185494
fuck yeah!
way to not be a pussy baby, lia!

Invading from /pcg/
Why are you guys gay?

so its basically confirmed that mint and lia had sex right

>>75185696
because of little blue boys like you >>75175392

>>75185696
Likers being gay is a 2-year old dead meme

hasanbito > jerryposter

>>75184892
Shiina had her birthday on July 7th, after Yuri's termination. In her birthday stream she opened some boxes with Phase merch, and Yuri's standee was included. So I think some standees were shipped with the existing boxes, but I don't know about more complicated things.

>>75185529
Oh i wasnt online yesterday oops

>>75185774
reminder Lia has a literal Hefty bag full of Yuri merch in her closet Sakana gave her

>>75185766
not funny, didnt laugh

>>75185766
michibro > everyone else

>>75184853
>>75185045
I think if Phase or Lia herself already commissioned the model then it belongs to Phase now. It's no longer a fanmade thing anymore.

I like hasanbito

>>75185937
we all do, disliking hasanbito is just an ironic meme

>>75175392

>>75185343
Agemmata, he's the one who promised three types of lewd art for the winners of Phase Wars, Team Joker. One safe for work, one not safe for work, and one degenerate (if he feels like it).

>>75185956
>t. hasanbito

>>75185494
want Lia & Mint to longform ramble about each of their recent experiences shopping in Akiba
hope Lia stays loosey goosey it took her about 1 hour to loosen up when she was with Pomu.

>>75185937
>>75185956
i like you guys too

>>75185937

>>75185999
>Team Joker won
>no sex appeal on the team save for Iori
>negative sex appeal of Himemiya Rie
it's over

>>75175392
Cute!!

>>75183926
Pippa's Daki is also the sexiest

>>75186033
nerves were to be expected the first time. you find me a vtuber who doesn't shit her pants if she's lucky enough to collab 1on1 with her kamioshi in a first interaction

i expect still some nerves this time, but lia should be more confident and free. mint likes lia and accepts all of her weirdness. there should be no "i have to be clean because if i say the wrong thing, niji may blacklist me and it's over" hanging over her head.

>>75186406
Lia's daki is that of a conservative christian girl. you find me another daki that has saefty shorts. god i love her

>>75185555
>lia losing a game of League
>"Oh my God! Why are my teammates such useless fagots?!"

>>75186466
>you find me another daki that has saefty shorts
lia really is jesus' favorite princess

>>75185494
>put Pomu in the friend list
>collab happens
>put Mint in the fiend list
>collab happens
do we press out luck and put Shiori in the friends list next?

>>75186638
I want to smell Lia’s safety shorts after she wears them for an entire weekend or walking in the heat

>>75186756
no, Kiara

>>75186825
dear lord imagine the scent

>>75186894
SLEEEEEEEEPY

>>75186894
*sucks ur cock* :3

*Ignores*

>>75175392
Cute.

>>75186844
I am fairly certain Lia could bag Kiara if she tried and asked around. She seems accessible and isn't a snob. She is as easy to collab with as Ollie.

Once again, these fashion streams can be an outlet. She can meet a lot of new people big and small thru them.

I want Lia to collab with hatsune miku

>>75187186
she already collabed with her like dozens of times

>>75187186
It would be cool to see Lia try and make a song with Miku on stream.

i want to collab with Michibro's butt

>>75187362
I want him to collab with my butt

my tongue should collab with junkposters junkhole

Let's get to bashing butts as well as DEEEEEEEEEZ nuts.

you guys want to watch anything tonight?

>>75187779
Can I watch (You)?_______

>>75187779
Something with Cowboys

>>75187896
you and me should recreate brokeback mountain

>>75187921
>you and me

>>75188026
what are you supposed to say

>>75188126
"you and I" is the proper grammar

>>75188126
pankoposter is correct

>>75187779
I request this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ND6WvKffdYw

>>75188274
what the fuck is this

>>75187779
any of these >>75180558

>>75188313
A one man musical full of drama and comedy.

>>75186844
If you really want to test the magic put Gura in there.

Lia's father is probably a good looking Japanese hapa knowing Rinmama's taste

>>75188274
KINO KINO KINO I WATCHED THIS WITH MY DAD WHEN I WAS A KID

>>75188311
the good the bad and the ugly is on the archive, tombstone is too
>>75188274
does he explain why he pee'd on the girl in this?

>>75188505
No.

>>75188393
He probably looks like Hiroshi Tanahashi

>>75187921
No thanks, I'm sure a local grizzly bear will keep you company as a springtime snack though.
>>75188274
Oh yeah we should definitely watch this, it's funny as fuck and pure Kino.

i wonder if theres a fujo community for ancient rome and they ship like Caesar x Antony or Augustus x Agrippa

>>75189192
Caesar x Antony is the greatest crackship in human history. anyone who humors such a thing is a scumbag. Augustus x Agrippa is real man love

>>75189278
what is a crackship

>>75189305
How new?

>>75189305
do you even tumblr bro?

I hate idia

>>75189408
I've never heard Lia use this term and I still dont know what uke and seme are
>>75189442
No I'm a man not a teenage girl

>>75189508
Lia has used this term a fair few times. I wouldn't know it otherwise

>>75168159
brap scared bongs

Will dogfood be handcam?

>>75190076
duh, how else will we know it's real dog food

I totally forgot about the dogfood stream, wasn't it a donothon reward?

>>75190162
Ya

>>75190214
I hate that it looks like poopies...

>>75190575
Thats a you problem it looks like chocolate to me, sicko

>>75189508
A crackship is a ship between two characters that makes little to no sense, bizarre, and/or goes against the motivations of the characters in any context of a story. Most of the time the likelihood of these ships becoming Canon are zero to none.
A perfect example of crackshipping is people shipping characters that are related to each other.

my crackship is junkoposter x discordschizo

>>75190779

>>75190729
incest does not make it a crackship at all

>>75190834
I know this one! Incest would be a proship!

>>75190779
why do you think he's so mad? his love is talking somewhere else, he's avoiding him. he wants to be with him all the time but he's too scared to go to discord. he has to weigh his hate against his love. it's tragic

why do (You), as a man, have an arch enemy? whats he arching? his back?

>>75190950
you are my arch enemy so that makes a lot of sense

The only ship i care for is the Edmund Fitzgerald

>>75190904
I hate him because he's annoying and cringe.

>>75191111
would you correct him?

>>75189508
The only instance of it I can find is not even by Lia
https://youtu.be/QGwaR9fOxV4?t=3771

>>75191235
so anon is just a cute little tumblr boy who likes shipping

>>75191223
With a baseball bat.

>>75191297
up his butt?

>>75191073
based
this is the real bros ballad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI

Mint should teach Lia how to tie her shoes

>>75191600
that's what velcro is for dumbass. who wants to tie their shoes in 2024

>>75191646
lia is a grown woman she needs to learn to tie her own shoes

>>75191677
Lia is a princess, princesses don't need to tie their shoes

>>75191677
she doesn't have to do that, that's what i'm here for
>>75191702
this x100000

>>75191753
look at Urukas butt, fucking nice

is it time to close the clubhouse

>>75191816
huh what you mean

>>75191816
No.

>>75191816

>>75190834
You're right that incest does not automatically mean it's a crackship but most of the time it is because of how rare it is in Cannon stories.
Let's take the coffin of andy and leyley for example. Laylay very obviously has romantic and sexual feelings towards Andy so that doesn't require much thought on shipping her with her brother. But Andy does have quite a few hints that's pointing towards him at the very least having sexual feelings towards his sister even before the dream sequences.
The crackship in this story would be people shipping Andy with his mom. There's obvious story beats and evidence showing that the mother doesn't even love her son as a mother let alone as a lover. And when she assumes that her children are fucking each other she is seen with absolute disgust and dismay.
>>75190860
You're right! This is a very good example of pro shipping. A general rule of thumb is anything that's considered taboo IRL is pro shipping in fiction.
>>75191297
Good! Don't let your homo erotic feelings rise ever again!

honestly Lia should ask mint to sing dragula with her

>>75191988
Why do you know so much about shipping...?

>>75192043
he's gay

WTF THIS SHIT
HOMESTUCK POSTER ON CATALOG?!?!??!?!?!!!
>>75191051

Lia doko

>>75192043
He likes big weenies.

I fucking hate snakes

>>75183316

>>75180040
Hey lia

TRAPPED IN THE CLOSET TIME
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse
replace DOT with .
we will be watching 5m of Lia clips first because the movie version is age restricted. I have to manually play all the parts

i want to have sex with yippee

>>75183926
>>75183973
>>75184009
>>75184035
Clearly Lia needs to drop Uruka and get with Wemi.
Wait, why not both?
Uruka, Lia and Wemi.
THREESOME LETS FUCKING GOOOO

>>75192739

Lia is the cutest fussiest baby princess ever

>Lia had a can't named Yuri who farts a lot
>Mint just got a new cat who farts a lot
they ARE

>>75193063
>a can't named

relevant soundpost

[Lia news]
Lia fren Ayase Yuu is currently streaming in vertical format. One Malaysian sent an akasupa
>good morning = pon lia in my country. every morning i will say Pon lia!
I watched a previous stream, and I kept hearing "pon lia", and reading it in chat but I had no idea of the context. I thought she was talking about Lia from Phase Connect.
Some other superchat in this stream
>Lia is my favorite LatinX Vtuber, happy Cinco de Mayo

>Mint bought a car from a petstore and was sold a bill of goods that it was a lapcat
she got worked, brother

>Rufus
man has a dog's name

so the lady is fucking Rufus or Chuck? but Rufus and Chuck are actually homosexual lovers?

>>75193581
shes married to rufus, rufus is cheating with chuck, and she was cheating with robert. now roberts going home cause he called his girl and a man picked up

this is some bill shakespeare level stuff

poor R Kelly

Is this a real story?

>>75193811
the other prisoners probably make him sing for them
>>75193830
no

Lia and Mint need to exchange cat stories.

Lia and Mint should listen to R Kelly and have sex

Lia should sing karaoke of Trapped in the Closet

>>75193894
yeah with me

>>75193861
they really should

[Sad News] they killed her brother

this is incredible

Lia should do an R Kelly deep dive uniroincally

AAAAIIIIEEEE!

>>75194537
kek

what
in
the
FUCK

fucking kino

This is as much of an acid trip as a Lia stream

I bet the midget grants wishes

DON'T LET KINO DISTRACT YOU

lil nigga on that albuterol

i bake

that BITCH tina

I'll bake.

>>75195294
I ALREADY CALLED IT

>>75195294
nice filename

i have a soft spot for R kelly honestly

this is wild

>33 installments

why do celebrities always get involved in sex crimes? does the power just go to their head

>>75195998
ya

>>75195998
be real nigga. you see all the depraved shit we post here. if you had power and money you could do that stuff. you would do the exact same thing if you had a pee fetish

>>75196065
what if Lia's power goes to her head and she starts raping innocent likers?

>>75196090
Lia already runs a cult

>>75196090
>Lia forces innocent Likers to sniff her butt
how horrible!

[News] rap game player R-Kelly (57) likes yuri

>>75196087
yeah you're not wrong, 99% of people should never be in positions of power

>>75196252

>>75196318
NO YURI STAY AWAY FROM THAT MAN

ngl black church looks fun

I'm not gay no more! I am delivered!! I dont like mens no more! I like women! women women women women womenasdasd!

new
>>75196794
>>75196794