/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Man I Love Gura

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Baguraette honhonhon

Child

Gurass

Gurass

this reminds me of the time gura used a shitty mic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQIFOeA7UVA

I can't even put into words how unbelievably disappointed I am in Gura.

>>75165760
How about...
Almost as disappointed as your mother was when (You) slithered out of the abortion bucket

>>75165874
My parents were trying to have kids for a long time, so they were actually very happy. And they liked me so much, they had four more.

Goob morning retards

>>75165999
Goob morning faggot

>>75165937
>they liked me so much
>they had four more
Anon I...

Fuck Gura I love Gabby now

Goob

>>75167239
Is that what she named it?

You guys told me Gura still hated Mori.
https://twitter.com/DYES_IWASAKI/status/1785610118379303166

WTF is this?

>>75167753
Mori probably introduced her to him.

>>75167239
That's a fat Goob

>>75167239
goob in a tube

“H-hnnnnng”
>BRAAAAP

I wish Gura didn't make bad decisions.
I wish she had been more responsible.
I wish she hadn't said yes.
I wish she loved us instead.

>>75168988
>*Le touché*

>>75165081
SNIFFFFF

Gura is out there somewhere

>>75170119
Probably chasing after Women's feet.

>>75170119
No, she's right here with me T u T

Fuck this I’m going back to sleep. Who’s coming with

>>75170454
sharkdreams

Happy Pascha /ggg/!

Gura love, Christ love!

>>75168694
What if I squeeze this harder?

GURA IS STEALING MY CANDY AIEEEEEE, I'M CATCHING HER NOW

I want to sexually bully and ryona this little whore T u T

>>75167239

fatfuck

>>75172274
She really should lose some weight.

They deleted the taiwan tweet to make gura look like a schizo

>>75172494
What the fuck is a taiwan? Maybe you're the schizo.

>>75172494
???

>>75172799
Unless it's twitter fucking up it looks like Gura is practicing for us now despite disappearing.

>>75167239

Sex with a fembud.

>>75173049
Who is she quoting? I love my schizo wife no matter her reality, perceived or not.

>>75172494
what the fuck, any zhang bro care to explain?

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

me and my wife

>>75173637
yes

do u think gura has horse games on her phone

Gurass

>>75173493
H..Hot...

I'm not gonna read this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>75174664
no. She had that shitty disney game. But usually she just watches short videos

MY wife

MY sexual object

please let her pee

>>75176019
Nyo

Its wild how many ways there are for Gura to put in just a bit more effort. Step up just a bit. hell even something as easy as writing some scheduled tweets one day, or rebroadcasting karaoke. Just...to keep the fanbase engaged

Gura is acting weird

I think she's MIA right now and ghosting her manager. She might not appear in the zhang event

>>75177175
She doesn't miss paid events.

>>75177175
At the very least look at the Hololive Meet twitter account before you start shitposting.

>>75176545
Weird how you don't ask her to do those things, but post it here where it won't do anything.

I hate what this girl has done to me.

Is that normal if I want Gura to eat me?

>>75178542
Yeah. Gura has been pushing for it for years.

Are chumbuds actually frozen within a time rift? How long have things been like this now? Is it Stockholm syndrome?

>>75164401
samen

>>75171136

>>75171136

>>75179177
>Forgets image
Get fucked gutsbud! Now she gets double bullied! T u T

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>75179668
Chumbies think they can actually get girls, kimoi~~~

>>75179347

guys, how do we save Gura from workload paralysis?

What is workload paralysis?
Workload paralysis can be defined as feeling overwhelmed by the amount of work you have to do. It figuratively paralyzes you with fear and makes you unable to do anything at all. Even small and insignificant tasks seem difficult.This feeling kills motivation and blocks out your inner resources, instead of accumulating efforts to actually solve issues. As a result, you procrastinate, and your tasks pile up. Work still needs to be done, but time is flying, and you’re feeling even worse – stressed, exhausted, and guilty.This is like a vicious circle. But the good news is that this circle can be broken.

Causes of workload paralysis
Workload paralysis can be caused by a variety of factors, and these factors are often interdependent. One issue often leads to another one, creating a chain reaction.
We can roughly divide the causes of workload paralysis into two groups:
1.Health-related reasons. A lack of sleep or insomnia, poor diet, and insufficient physical exercise directly affect our cognitive ability (which is so important for knowledge work), let alone the physical condition of our body. When your energy level is so low, you cannot be productive. And when you’re not productive, you don’t meet deadlines, you don’t achieve goals, and the quality of your work drops.

2.Heavy workload. Having to deal with difficult tasks, make decisions, and take responsibility can cause high levels of stress and lead to work paralysis.

>>75180306

>>75180613
She just needs to stop being lazy. Maybe if all of the chumbuds disabled their memberships and stopped buying her merch she would have to stream

I only just got out of bed.

>>75178822
Deep sea animals can go for months or years without sustainence. We chumbies have evolved into sufficient lifeforms

>>75180947
yeah but that's never going to happen, even normies buy her merch because it's cute and iconic and most of them don't even know who she is

>>75181166
and other hilarious things you can tell yourself to cope

>>75181568
We can cope with it. You seem to not be, thus the apparent seething.

>>75180947
>>75181331
Every Holo sells merch, so that's probably not going to work. What she needs is the people around her like her managers and fans to pressure her and hold her accountable.

>>75181948
Skip to the part where you take off the chumbie mask and doompost yourself into cuckposting. We don't have all day and we've seen this posting style play out for 2 years now.

>>75181786
you got me, anon. I'm not coping very well at all with losing my oshi

Giggly Gobstopper my beloved

Glooby Gorgonzola my beloved

>>75182047
I have no interest in doomposting. Just pointing out that part of the reason things are so bad is the lack of accountability and pressure on Gura to stop behaving like this.

Giblets Galore my betrothed.

the guy who played Theoden in lotr died, I wonder if Gura liked his acting, I know I did.

Why is Gura such a faggot?
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre

>>75184012
I love this faggot so much...

>>75184012
I wish this faggot loved me as much as I love her

>>75184012
because she's a baby

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura toot Gura toot!

Gura hot Gura hot!

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

goowa

MY wife

>>75183093
That's why I volunteer to administer spankings.

>>75185339
Why is my daughterwife like this?

Where’s the krabs at. What day we on

>>75185564
Day 685

>>75185564
where the gura at lmao

>>75185561
she likes it when I'm deep inside in her guts

>>75181113
Based comfybud

Day 12! Give it up for day 12!

I took a shower!

test

would you still watch Gura if she had cowtits?

>>75186274
Good job, no longer stinky!

You know what? I'm gunna say it. FUCK GURA!

>>75186274
I am proud of you stinkbud

>>75186371
yea

>>75186669
Yeah well I don't care that that I'm about to break your elbow...

>>75186669
>FUCK GURA!
yes, I'm going to!

*shovels more potato in mouth*
“But then” *gulp* “But then the police officers try shooting at her but they miss her because she’s too fast and dodges the bullets. Also she sets their guns on fire with her fire bweath so they can’t shoot her anymore”

*I put on my wizard hat and robe*

I have A LOT of interest in Gura.

>>75187142
Do you have the full image?
CAPTCHA: G4YWR

Is chameleonbud’s lizard doing better?

>>75188141
Hes doing okay. He eats well which is good but his left eye closes occasionally.

>>75188523
Feel better, chameleon.

>>75188939
I want to protect...God I'm getting old.

>>75189012
I want to pick her up and put her in my shirt and carry her along like a kangaroo :3

>>75189012
Let your natural fatherly instincts flow...

>>75188125
https://kemono.su/fanbox/user/46077784/post/7430386

>>75189254
Why did the artist cut her foot off?

OK it’s about time I get out of bed. I’m going to but some skiddles and coffee now.

>>75188523
Hope your chameleon gets better bud

>>75189440
this one is cute

>>75189451
I implore you to lay off the skiddies.

>>75189629
IS THIS REAL??

>>75189599
they are all cute

>>75189440
I wouldn't be surprised that this is a scenario she's actually been in despite being an "adult"

Has the rhythm guided your way yet today?

>>75189872
Making an adult woman wear an elementary school uniform and sit in a carseat would be hot.

Compared to normal I've already had a pretty productive weekend. I hope I can get a bit more cleaning done before the end of the day. What are you buds up to?

>>75190050
Well I mean without the school uniform.
I can see her getting some McDonalds and falling asleep while mommy and daddy drive her back home.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>75189451
skiddles don't mix with coffee, silly.

>>75190281
I went on a hiking trip with my family today, it rained right before we went so some of the ground was really muddy, I almost slipped a few times

Did Youtube update? I'm suddenly getting ads and uBlock isn't fully blocking them. Maybe it's just a me problem?

>>75190281
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>75190638
It did that a few times in the past and went away shortly, at least for me

>>75190638
Okay, I uninstalled and reinstalled uBlock, it seems fine now.
I don't know what that was all about. False alarm, don't panik.

>>75190638
At one point I had to clear my cache/cookies to make this issue go away. I noticed that if I logged out of my Google account, my uBlock would work again.

as an ad enjoyer who watches all the ads I find it humorous when people complain about them

>>75191201
how does one enjoy ads? most of them are sterile corporate slop nowadays that rudely interrupt what I was watching

>>75191201
Hey man, just don't shove your ads into my face. If I need your product I was already on the way to getting it. Don't try and test me.

I know it works on most people, but ads just make me not want to buy whatever they're trying to sell

Would Gura fuck me???

>>75191987
are you a cute girl?

>>75191987
Do you have a cute butthole?

>>75191773
Actually I feel the same. You interrupted my time trying to sell me your product? Well now I'm definitely not buying it.

>>75175227
>>75173493
Very hot

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>75191396
Power.

>>75192427
n...no...

>>75192427
now i cant speak for all of us but i have a reputation as the town's creepy pervert that i proudly uphold

>>75193565
What have you done?

>>75191987
Do you have soft and delicate feminine feet?

It's a good thing my other oshi is showing up while Gura is gone

>>75191987
Ever heard of tribbing?

Wife soon?

>>75195261
My wife always.

I just ate 500 calories of skiddles…

Gura's tummy told me not to come to school tomorrow...

Back to the night shift for me buds, let me know if there are any shark sightings
I have now been awake for 28 hours :D

>>75195530
diabetesbud...

>>75196100
Anon, please go to sleep. Don't let whatever company you're working for take advantage of your good work ethic. Just call in and tell them you need a night off.

Gura colored ina in the new idol showdown update

>>75197423
look nice

>>75196546
I appreciate the concern chumbie, but I'll be okay - they're not taking advantage of me, I'm taking advantage of my own newfound sense of visceral disgust towards ever being comfortable :)

Gura is a normal girl with girl thoughts

>>75198922
Yeah, like thinking how much she loves me

>>75199006
I made this post
Also having my babies

Gura has no doubt masturbated to the thought of us before

Gura is not a slut, Gabby is. Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

My Gurandma.

I farded

>>75199185
im not very good at math so i may be mistaken, but i think you just called dino gura a slut. how dare

I wish I could not think about her for at least an hour. Maybe I wouldn't fantasize about beating her for abandoning me.

>>75199185
Retard

>>75199397
Dumbud. I took tautology (the study of the Tau) so I now his logic and reasoning is sound.

Consider the following:
If A = B and B = C, then does A = C?
The answer? No. This is an example of the red herring fallacy. The more you know!

>>75199474

>>75199625
stfu, now be silent.

Drinko de mayo anyone?

>>75200709
you drink mayo?

>>75200709
I'm white, so to me it is Easter/Pascha

>>75198466
One day something will break, and one day even you will realize that you deserve to be comfy.

>>75198922
Is she really that "normal"?

>removes guras ability to pee

>>75201329
but the crystals!

i know nobody asked but the first song i fell in love with is from gumi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXvO34XIWMo
i wish gura would sing this.
gura
@gura sing this
@gura sing this, thanks much love xoxo

>>75201329
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY SHARK JUICE!!!

>>75201329
Gawr pee is better anyway, it has more acid and citrus flavors.

>>75201461
>only 12 years old
goo goo ga ga

>>75200291
I-I was just trying to be helpful..

Would you dress as Shion to make Gura horny?

>>75202868
i was just doing a tautology, i didn't mean to sound harsh.

>>75202966
Skirt lift is so hot.

>>75202868
It's okay chumbie, I found it helpful!

>>75203086
i like when gura lifts her tail with her skirt

>>75202304
I wish, but it just took that long for me. also kind of crazy how i still relate to the song with regards to gura. guess i never really changed at the core.

I never was a pissfag, but I'm pretty sure I'd drink her pee even when it looks foggy, dehydrated, and smelly.
Is this true love?

>>75203000
Oh..I actually didn’t do too well in tautology lol

I'm hungwy for some crawfish

Are we comfy?

What happened to Kemono?

>>75205108
ye

>>75205108
Goobastank

>>75205108
No we're not she's just ghosting us again after a fucking low effort stream. She promised the mushy badges and now it's been a week of nothing not even a like on Twitter

>>75205108
Always.

>>75205183
it's dead again

Sorry, I kept not renewing my membership and so I don't have 3 years yet. I didn't realize that Gura would delay the new badge until I hit 3 years.

>>75205495
I see, you're that guy. Well I hope you have a comfy day too.

I keep hearing about that live action Fallout TV series and that it's actually pretty good? Should I check it out?

>>75206210
Gura watched it.

>>75206210
It was a fun watch, coming from someone who has never played any of the games.

>>75206450
I know she saw the first bit and now I'm actually interested because it's always brought up.

>>75206756
You need to watch it because if you're one of the fags crying about spoilers when she tries to talk about it when she comes back I will be very angry at you.

>>75206210
If you've only played 3/4 or only wanna watch the show because it's post apocalypse future 60's aesthetic, or aren't that much of a lorefag sure, go nuts. If you care about the corpse of Fallout being pissed on, again, might wanna pass on it.

>>75206877
Fallout 1 and 2 sucked balls. Take your nostalgia goggles off.

>>75207019
They didn't suck balls and I also didn't say I didn't like the show. It's okay. It definitely is pissing on the lore and meddling with it, though.

Some times I get so sad that my heart hurts. I hate that feeling.

S L U T

>>75207439

>>75207476
This exactly how I imagine real life Gura is except with whites instead of darkies T u T

I've put too many hours into playing Fallout. I just haven't watched TV shows in a very long time and was just a little curious because I only heard good things about it. Unlike that Halo show.

Another weekend with not even a peep from her aww she shouldn't have!

>>75207476
Why are you like this?

>>75207476
OH COME ON

woah jannies are based for once?

>>75207476
You get a (You) for effort. If only you used it for good and not evil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leamXZDSKeE
Gura, chumbuds. what's our response?
he desecrated a miku body pillow...

>>75207845
Time for a fucking crusade!
Puuuuuurging wiiiiith my kiiiiiiiiin~

Kek. That made me laugh

>>75202966
sauce?

>>75207476
what the actual fuck

It would be cool if Fauna and Gura married each other and had me as a baby

ngl I just want to know what the sound said

>>75208524
https://files.catbox.moe/5rh98i.mp3
it's the doja cat song

What is the best Gura soundpost?

>>75208740

>>75208740

It kinda feels spooky out…

>>75208740

This one goes out to the night shift buds tonight.
https://youtu.be/md2FLxNEboQ

>>75209076
DELETE THIS

>>75209291
I'm no longer night shift and will probably get a new job during the day hours, kinda sucks but been doing night shifts for almost 10 years now.
time for a change

>>75209484
Best of luck chumbud.
Here, take this: a personal favorite of mine.

this one always makes me laugh

>>75208796
I hate the nyamunyamy.

its a bit overused now but still a good one

I’m so eepy. I need to stay up but maybe if I rest my eyes for just a few minutes…

>>75210392
Give in anon and open up a bang energy drink.

I love this one

How does Gura manage to be so erotic?

>>75210493
I’m already tongue deep in my first starbys. I got a second 1 in le fridge

>>75210731
>I fucked this

>>75206210
It's alright besides a few retcons they did like with Mr House.

>>75210392
same desu I have to hold out for another 3 hours before I can collapse

>>75210524
begone foul demon!

>>75210524
Spidura has some interesting boss music, what's the best strat to beat her?

Gura does not want you to cum on her.

>>75208812
I can see it, before I die this will be my last memory.

>>75212043
Purchase a donut from the spider bake sale in the first area

>>75212971
Bufuki

You're just a whore that doesn't care. You never did. I hate you.

>>75213274

>>75213274
but enough about your mom

CHUMBIEEEEEEES! I LOVE GURA!

>>75213410
Kek. Fucking dunked on his ass. Nice one, chumbie. Now go in for the kill. Make it hurt!!

>>75213274
I'm not a whore, I've never even had sex! And I do care, it's just really hard for me to show it because I'm probably on the spectrum and intimacy scares me!

>>75213758
S T R E A M

>>75213785
how dare you make anon cry, you should be ashamed of yourself!

>>75213785
nyo

>>75213758
There there chumbie, anon just has a few parts screwed in backwards in his brain, it makes him grumpy

>>75213410
lol, got that fag good.

I keep telling you guys Gura got abducted by aliens, but none of you want to listen to me

Rare George.
Does anyone have a pic of Gura taking a picture on a camera?

I've always thought aliens we're real, but ever since government said they were I'm not quite so sure...

did anyone else see that?

I had a dream about aliens a few nights ago. This farmer kept waking up to her cows all mutilated in bizarre and intricate ways. Very odd dream.

>>75215000
Hmm?

>>75215000
It was just swamp gas chumbie, move along.

I tried warning you guys tonight was extra soooky…

>>75214133
The aliens are bugs

Someone post the “good” stuff

>>75215320

>>75215320

>>75215320
Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>75215478

Someone post the “goob” stuff

But seriously I want aliens to visit us one day if they haven't already, we can't possibly be alone in the universe as far as we currently understand it.

>>75215320

>>75215626
What if aliens were real but it turns out we were the aliens the whole time

>>75215320
sea pea?

>>75216519
Goodnight chumbud

>>75216519
Oyasame

>>75216519
goob morning

I really want humanity to one day find something out there, actual intelligent life.
Humanity has been collectively trying to search for beings beyond our reach which is it what I love about us. I'm likely going to die before I witness the next step in human progress and that upsets me.
Why are we so lonely?

>>75216682
life is long and soaked in sadness.

>>75216519
sleep tight buddy

Chumbies, I'm at work but I am so unbelievably horny for some reason that I can't think straight
I just wish a cute fembud would appear out of thin air so I could drag her behind my station and ruthlessly savage her like an animal, sweet Jesus someone please help me
Captcha: GAWDJT

What iPhone does Gura use?

Some space phenomenon could wipe us all out anytime. It could be from an asteroid, a solar flare.. wandering black holes...

>>75218150
black holes aren't sentient they aren't capable of wandering

>>75218225
No one tell this chumbie about the etymology of the word "planet" ...

>>75218225
Sentient? Regardless of what you think they might be, black holes are not to be fucked with