/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SEX with OLDER WOMEN

you weren't supposed to bake

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

i almost had a heart attack

also

>>75148416
He wants to make it to Master 1 before his debut

>>75148973
unfortunately this isnt him its a different xenia, he's too cowardly to rank and maybe to even debut

why is /jong/ so busy having sex on weekends? is /jong/ truly for only the best among us?

>>75151177
I'm not a dirty sex haver I've just been sleeping on and off all day in between streams.

>>75151598
are you me?

>>75151598
>I'm not a dirty sex haver
Would you like to be?

>>75151860
Not without an emotional connection.

>>75151941
We'll be emotionally connected after i suck the cum out of your balls...

Does /jong/ like cars?
>>75147495

>>75152038
I don't know anything about cars, but if you do everything and there's a divegrass style stream I'll watch it.

>>75152022
Nta but I strongly dislike how that made my cock twitch, fuck off.

>>75152038
God it's been years since I played AC. Used to spend hours drifting.

>>75152425
oh we could have a lot of fun~~

>>75152497
Why do I feel like you're a liker?

>>75152538
it must be my natural penchant for arousing people leaking through my messages

>>75152701
I knew it.

>>75152791
I hope that doesn't stop you from thinking about being sucked dry later tonight!

How does gambling on mahjong actually work? Like, that's the point of the game, right? Is there some poker-type shit that all the game versions skip?

>>75153294
Usually just a set amount bet per game. I used to play at a parlor that closed down during the coof and we'd each put in 20$ a game.

>>75153294
>everyone buys in
>payout is proportional to (the ranking at the end, as well your points), similar to how your ladder points are calculated except in a more even way, rather than dumping on 4th
is what I'd assume

>>75153113
It probably wont...

>>75153294
Depends on the parlor, sometimes it's flat payout based on position, sometimes it's based on position and points, some of them throw in additional payments for shit like winning with dora or aka dora or even just kanning if you want to get really degenerate.

>>75153520
This post exchange has made me very happy~~

The fuck is this thread?

>>75153521
if real betting is anything like yakuza is
>1st makes a good amount
>2nd makes a little bit
>3rd loses a little bit
>4th gets fucked in the ass for more than he paid in

>>75154001
a place where we groom new players into proper /jong/ers and /jong/ers into chuubas
we also make them gay if we can

>>75154001
we are learning more about each other and ourselves

>>75154336
I'm just learning that there's probably a reason everyone hates us.

>>75154470
It's because of our swag, isn't it?

>>75154470
who does? /mjg/? fuck those nerds

we need to get a bit hetero in here

>>75155056
alright, RJ01184608

doko...

>>75157858
how about you make koko doko for a change

fuzzy has such fascinating stats

>>75158899
they just look like he doesn't know that folding or mawashi exist and he's a nyagger with questionable efficiency

>>75159110
Right now he’s a being of extremes. In the last 22 games 32% WR, 17% deal in, average call rate, slightly above average riichi rate. I wonder how much of it is normal for his level of hyperaggressiveness and how much is just good flow

>>75159419
looks like the highest winrate chink in jade is a hyper nyagger with 60% call rate and 29% winrate, I think he's just highrolling pretty hard to get to 32% winrate
https://amae-koromo.sapk.ch/player/10833993/12

>>75158899
Doragon's stats are weird.

>>75159742
Thats pretty neat. I hope fuzzys streak continues unimpeded into jade

Mahjong bedtime bump

Don't die yet

Ron, nyaa!

literally everyone on twitter is fucking this one up

>>75165129
You discard 6p here of course, what is twitter saying?

>>75165129
6p, sanshoku chance

Live!

>>75165129
8s

Thread Death Approaches

>>75165129
I'd say 8 or 6 sou, probably 8? Depends on other people's discards

This thread is not long for this world...

>>75165129
8s

>>75165129
3p or 6p if we're looking for most acceptance here, that's your only option

but the real answer is you cut the dora because you're never getting a 4m

>hasn't jong'd for almost 2 months

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FINALLY

>>75173137
>names

>stimulating female jongers until they pee at the table

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ie_6LXDse7A

>>75175935
Footjobs under the table with pee soaked socks and tights...

>>75175936

>>75176016
wow, I haven't heard anything about this guy since virtual san wa miteiru aired

>>75176477
Kerin fell off, his redesign was a big debuff

>/mjg/ got a suukantsu
Where's our suukantsu?

>>75179062
None of us are lucky enough to actually get yakumemes

I got a double once

pon

>>75181407
>pon
More like PORN am I right?

>>75182003
You really need to watch less porn.

how's the league going? have people been drafted already?

>>75182306
the draft isn't for another couple of weeks

>>75182306
the draft is in 2 weeks anon...

>>75182098
I almost never look at porn if we don't count Hentai

Going to prison with mikoanon for jong crimes!

>>75186085
damaing is now a punishable offense

Khubi is making some really good noises today.....

>>75186310
Oh no, now I want to marry her too...

There are too many mentally insane vtuber women.

>>75188014
No there are not. We need more.

>Kerin played Mahjong for four hours and never got out of Novice 1
has anyone ever been this dekinai

>>75188014
every anon need a terminally online menhera wife

>>75188014
And I still don't have one...

>>75188986
a bunch of the english streamers that tried to hop on mahjong as fotm would've been if they played ranked instead of friendlies

Don't die while I'm at the bar

...khubi really cant be as tiny as she says she is right? Surely she just knows what her audience enjoys and is playing up the bit right? I'm at my fucking limit here.

>>75190595
She can't keep things in her bra...

>>75190576

You know the rules /jong/ you cant die before I've done the khubi ratepost.

Tileman News:

>>75192851
>tileman took the sanshoku pill
impressive, I totally expected him to say something stupid like 7p

>>75193541
he's expert 3.5 not novice 0.5

>>75193541
going for sanshoku is still a meme most of the time but when you have two options with exactly the same acceptance then of course you go for sanshoku chance

my car drives again, maybe I'll just play mahjong tomorrow

>>75192851
god I love being right

>>75192851
feels weird cutting a ryanmen, what's the logic to find that quickly in a game? i would have cut 8s

>>75198712
The 344568 shape is ryanmen kanchan, cutting 8s loses you 7s acceptance
5m is dora, so the 35m block you really don't want to break apart if possible
7p is your only head so 677p isn't really a ryanmen
Therefore the extra tiles left over are 3p or 6p

>>75198712
cutting the 8s means you're cutting a ryankanchan of 468s

>>75198712
345+468 is just one of those funny 3-way acceptance shapes you'll have to learn to recognize

>>75199560
oops meant 345+468 but you get the point

>>75199592
>typed the exact sequence twice
ok my brain is fried I'll shut up now

>>75199647

stop dying /jong/

>RATE THE DORKPIRE
>RATE THE AME
>RATE THE YAP
>RATE THE EXTREME MENTAL ILLNESS THAT MAKES ONE CONSIDER MASTER DUEL.

What the fuck is tonight? Hootler video tileman doing a collab and a khubie stream?

>>75205676
sex
game too short
good yap, i will save those eggs
i think this is a cry for help

anons doko... are you all burned out on jong?

>>75205676
>RATE THE DORKPIRE
Cute and in desperate need of a husband (me)
>RATE THE AME
The regular ame design is sex not a huge fan of kangel.
>RATE THE YAP
Everyday we get closer to her reading funny manifestos on stream.
>RATE THE EXTREME MENTAL ILLNESS THAT MAKES ONE CONSIDER MASTER DUEL
She had to have one glaring flaw. It's a shame it had to be master duel.

>>75209232
not in the mood today personally

>>75209232
I'm doing that thing where I autistically hyper focus a game for an indeterminant amount of time.

>>75209232
I streamed it today

>>75215486
>didn't link it
UUUUUUUU ANON HATES US

>>75215631
Shut up and stream jong, pippa

>>75215670
You'll get fortnite with pink thing and goldfish and like it.

>>75215631
Sorry, too many brain worms. I'll start linking my streams when I reach expert maybe

>>75216197
I'll just not watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w__panm1KLs

Will Niina survive?

>>75219225
Nina and Moco sex on screen please

>>75219225
only because Moco is there to deal in

https://www.twitch.tv/rintaichou

>>75220318
>transgender

/jong/ hands conversion toward preferring tanyao: completed

>>75224452
No.

>>75144186
aw....

Riichi nomi ura dora 3

How many han do i get if I use the tiles to build a little castle.

>>75234450
You get 0 han and a spanking, little child.

>>75235468
So he gets your han(d)

>>75237851
Don’t test my patience, child.

morning bump

>>75235468
>spanking
Careful, there could be Likers here.

>>75239542
I’m not afraid of likers.

>>75239644
You'll spend all day spanking gay boy ass.

Sorry, I don't have Sora on my account

We need more mahjong themed hentai games.

>>75244902
have you already gone through all of the pc98 strip mahjong games?

Hey there /jong/. I'm just here to remind you all that sex before marriage is perfectly natural provided you won it in a mahjong game.

>>75249920

Mikoanon owes us all sex.

>>75144186
Why would Pippa do this?

>>75251787
Pippa hates mahjong about half as much as she hates her fans which is about a third of how much she hates me specifically.

0 make a vtuber model and stream ranked
1-9 do something else

>>75253335
based

1-5 read a mahjong book and actually try to improve
6-9 take another nap
0 play mahjong

>>75254015
don't improve too much anon

>>75254419
But it's Master May

>>75254618
don't forget us after you've ranked up...

>>75254618
what's master may?

>>75256887
Its a random mjg thing where all the foc keksperts are playing ranked and becoming masters

>>75256965
oh
guess i'm going to have to become FOC for a month so I don't look like I'm trying to fit in with them

>>75257191
cute

page 10

>>75257191
Better solution: derank back to adept instead.

time to drink and cook

>>75261005
What you making?

>>75263855
>turn 8
This hand needs a bakyou for a proper response. By pure efficiency you discard the dora pair.

>>75263855
I'm going chiitoi and 2p is suji to 5p so I'm cutting 3p

>>75263855
6p

>>75263855
sakigiri 6m, we still accept the aka 5m and we're likely cutting 69m

>>75262579
beef stew. Gonna be sober by the time its done.

>>75263855
5p, 4p you still can catch with the 23p block so you only really lose a single 7p in terms of acceptance vs cutting 6m which loses you two tiles
5p over 7p because you can kan and this hand isn't pinfu anyway so sequences don't matter

>>75264210
You would be pretty insane to cut the dora pair even if it was completely gone

>>75267021
The dora would be an unlikely wait for someone in like an atozuke damaten, at worst you would advance someone from iishanten to tenpai.
This >>75265010 is the other route you could take, but a 6m is a more likely tile for someone to wait by turn 8. As I said, with a bakyou the answer would be easier to say but it can be either one of these 2.

>>75267236
It's not about being afraid of damaten or even having it called
Having the dora pair is instantly 4x the value of this hand which looks like riichi only otherwise or riichi pinfu which is still cheap as hell

Dofume is jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume

>>75253948
LOVE ME WIFE

>>75269036
khubie made those sandwiches?

>>75269354
there's not a bone in her body that knows how to cook let alone make a sandwich

>>75270146
Then she’s not much of a wife, is she?

>>75270802
it just happens that hag girlfailure hiki stinky neet are exactly my type

don't die

Hannah should die

>>75275789
u 1st

Thread death approaches

I'll have sex with mikoanon now.

>>75280645
I will have sex with you while you have sex with mikoanon

>>75280874
I'm...going to die a virgin

>>75281004
we're gonna make it bro...

>>75282692
You're right. I am going to make it to my grave as a virgin

https://www.twitch.tv/nikomiu

We’re going to have to get some cute mahjong girls to play strip mahjong with us so you all can fuck them regardless of who actually wins. Also nina is playing and showing off her cleavage

>>75284812
Nina did play strip mahjong once on stream...

>>75284938
Really gonna want some proof on that im going to jack off in a couple minutes

>>75285136
This showed up from her popular streams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHzb5Ck185M
If you want to see her coach undress and anime girls undress this is a good stream, but I wouldn't fap to it.

RATE THE DORKPIRE
RATE THE MASTER DUEL
RATE THE GIRL DINNER

I'm glad her legs werent bothering her today. Her and the pink retard are a bit annoying with how little they seem to care about their very real risk of DVT.

>>75285698
Oi, you got a loicense for that gun, you little pale brat?

>>75285438
>male
Dropped, I’m ashamed and disgusted

>>75285698
>risk of DVT
Thats why im a stretch and waterfag and tell them to go walk around a bit. I worked with a lady who broke her foot, and probably had a DVT develop and just dropped dead at work.

>>75285698
>RATE THE DORKPIRE
Lovely as always.
>RATE THE MASTER DUEL
She seems to be getting a better understanding of her cards which is nice to see.
>RATE THE GIRL DINNER
Khubie please marry me so I can make sure you eat.

C-c-combo!

if u die i'll kill u