/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with my cute wife
I saw I got a delivery notice, I wonder if it's my wife fig hehe

>people are telling me that I'm probably going to cry soon
PLEASE

wuca wuca!
why did the thread have to end with that

how come everyone streaming right now has less than 1000 viewers? That would never happen in the Lazulight/Obsydia era. Everyone was easily getting 1k at the minimum

Ike love!

>>75097438
I know this is bait but

Kuniffer my beloved

>>75097539
lmao that is petra numbers though. Petra used to be mocked for having such low viewership.
In fact they made a saviorfag thread for her called "Anya-Petra global", pairing her up with the lowest viewed girl from the other corp

>>75097539
Goalposts are going to have to move now, damn

>>75097539
bad tako why leply

>>75097539
retard tako

i think eki should stab me to death so i don't have to go outside

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

>>75097539
*sprays you with water*

>>75097539
>reprying

>>75097004
Yes!
Every chapter break you get one of these segments, its great.

>>75097625
Bored and they're wrong
>>75097665
Most of us are, at least I don't drink my piss and post it here

Men evolved to hunt, fight, and work.
Women evolved to raise babies

Evolution invested far more resources into the male, he is stronger, smarter, sharper.
The female has a shrunken body because it saves food, less energy to fuel a small little body. Their task of raising children requires little brainpower and mostly emotion.
They are 100% inferior

>>75096498
I said bobcat but meant mountain lion! We get both here, and I've seen a wild bobcat only once but it just wanted to gtfo, seen a mountain lion from a tower one time in the day, and one time me and 3 buddies were illegally night-hiking at an area famous for UFO citings, and one was stalking us from the brushes after about an hour and a half of hiking so we hiked back the way we came. Bobcat was cute, I think they don't tend to attack people unless they have rabies. Mountain lion saw 4 human sized steaks though. And yeah, I love dogs but a lot of owners really don't train them well or control them in public and it can be frustrating. Usually if I'm not busy I'll play the meeting game and let them sniff/etc, but sometimes you get dogs that want to play when you're in a rush, or dogs that bark like there's a home invasion when you're in public. Thank you for the fun little chat

>Everyone was easily

>>75097758
do not lump me in with you people

>>75097831
I will tear you apart more thoroughly than a bear would, I can assure you.
You are a short little asian sack of crap who never went outside in your life

>>75097831
Yaminion i’m begging you to stop posting these images and just ignore him

>>75097831
Bears don't insult my oshi, so that's a +1 for them over men

I LOVE MY BIG SISTERS!!!!!!!

The thing is that the viewer numbers these days are not just low compared to 2022, they're low compared to the pre-luxiem numbers. Seriously, where did all the viewers go?
Also most of the viewers these days are from asia, nobody from En is even watching

>>75097955
malcolm x...

>>75097923
You wont even eat these kek

Todays ongoing and upcoming streams:
https://youtu.be/ZTiJ3dGOG1w Alban Oneshot
https://youtu.be/XK3BfyVY-Z0 Meroco Monhun
https://youtu.be/B7H3O5pFE28 Reimu Stellar Blade
https://youtu.be/TAfgs7Bx5mE Hex Bunny Garden
https://youtu.be/Gb5rk5BiVXc Kunai TOTK
https://youtu.be/fE56RX36owM
https://youtu.be/N6HOCkEbfH8 Claude and Finana Hopcon
https://youtu.be/_beD0zwVupY Aia Game of Sisyphus
https://youtu.be/3c3PT9pr27o Reimu 3d
https://youtu.be/8shv1sDCqWg Reimu 3d Aftertalk

Shorts from this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-FVgrPv5GM speeen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HaqSrHom3I 1 min intro to shu

Short clips from this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftIjpzHbVqE AiaVox Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RtU1ivhRyM Vox animated clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XN9EnbACT2I Uki clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFBhuvdBzv4 Vanta kunai rizz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sayoabHjcE4 smallban
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H3NyqSx2Pw Alban Ao Oni clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_thINgJKd9c Alban clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHJ3WHV42bw Weekly Highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRN2h730F6U Alban Clip

Longer videos from this week:
https://youtu.be/zHjk20j4EV0?si=HJr5SLCTvFzwK_CT Vivikino

Songs from this week:
https://youtu.be/JebSygojkM4 Desire MV
https://youtu.be/V0m7bsAqWzQ?si=bsCYa_lM947LENXj Elira Maria Moonlight Destiny Cover
https://youtu.be/Eo3n2feBcds EnnaMelo [A]ddiction cover

>>75097955
What if it was your oshi or a bear in the woods, because your oshi is man too

>>75097831
This pic made me realize incels here and in twitter are the same breed

>>75098099
My oshi is a woman, who has had bad experience with men so

AAAAAAAAAAAAA DON'T POST THAT

>>75097923
>deleted
Pussy

>>75098166
Sorry kadet… just deleted that

>>75098062
asians evolved in a malthusian trap.
As a result they developed short little body to conserve food energy.
And they developed the ability to eat "disgusting" foods, since they were so strained for resources.

Mathusian trap occurs when the population breeds higher than the food supply.
Asia actually has a far higher agricultural potential than Europe, but their population grew beyind it, resulting in everyone squabbling over rice.
No chairs, no doors or locks. Little existence with low resources, and a short little body to conserve food.

what if we get a bear boy..... does that break the question?

>>75098095
You forgot to put Claude Valorant next to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fE56RX36owM

Big words just to say he won’t make it in a survival of the fittest kek

>>75097767
was it in NV or CA? that seems fun minus the being stalked by a mountain lion part, i don't know what i'd do in that situation. no problem have a nice bear and lion free day

>>75098140
Which one? Schizos are annoying

>>75098294
blindanon........

Those looked yami you just need to fry them

When Lazulight debuted in 2021, Elira had about 2.5k viewers.
These days she has 1k.

Do you see how there's a problem with EN?

>>75098342
Oh, I actually didn't see he lumped in Claude's stream with Finana's. That's my bad, I'm sorry.

>>75098166
This distorted Sonny is so funny

>>75098448
kek dont worry about it

cute

why are there so many deleted posts
what happened

>>75098499
that shit licking fag should kill himself. Why was he even hired? He ruined that wave

Claude was hired so that someone would make out with the boys

>>75098549
I deleted bug pic because kadet is scared
Not sure of the other one tho but it’s nothing of value

>>75098647
But, the boys were already making out with each other before Claude...

Heh the 3d is just a prerecorded stream why do you need to end the stream soon reimu?

>>75097831
>generate seethe in twitter
>generate seethe /here/

>>75098324
I'm a Cali boy, and if I'm gonna live in this overpriced and politically insane state I'm gonna embrace the two good things, the nature and climate here. Yeah for mountain lions as far as I know it's the standard kinda 3: 1. Numbers, they won't attack a group even if they stalk you 2. Presence, make yourself as big as possible and a noisy as possible. 3. The last ditch hope, throwing rocks and branches towards it to hopefully scare it off.
Hope you have a nice bear and lion free day too

>>75098700
To watch it?

STEP AWAY FROM THE DOG MR BRISKO

>>75098791
Not like it will begin in 1 hour

I look like this
>>75098889
He likes Shiba’s and Akina’s funny tweets a lot

>>75098783
why the fuck are you watching NijiEN? This content is not for males

>>75098738
shizo incels and twitter trannies are of the same breed

>>75098949
You can't think of anything she'd want to do beforehand like refresh herself to start the afterparty stream, eat food, play with her clit, etc? She has to be live 24/7?

>>75098665
oh the bug snack!

Amamya nuts

I hate to tell you, but things have been declining since august of 2022, and the decline literally never stopped. It just keeps on going.
6 months from now, things will be even worse. The trend is continuing.

>>75099025
Yea lol
can’t believe just a bug snack made him double down

>>75098783
i hear the weather is really nice there... though i could never live in a place that doesn't have snow, unless you live in the mountainous regions i guess

you could spend your afternoon doing something productive and meaningful for your youth yet you spend your time posting /here/ with broken grammar

>>75099110
anything posted that's ignoring him makes him upset. can't really help it

>>75099199
tell that to the women who think Luca is their baby and Vox is their husband. They don't have a youth to begin with since it's all shat away on a boyfriend that isn't real

When Lazulight debuted in 2021, Elira had about 2.5k viewers.
These days she has 1k

Enna at one point had 5k viewers.
These days she feels proud of 1.5k.

Vox at one point had 12k average
These days he gets 1.6k

Where did the viewers go?
How come the girls who left have such higher viewers and income?

>>75099211
She was literally replying to him because she can’t stop biting his bait and feeding him for some reason

>>75099281
>How come the girls who left have such higher viewers and income?
a lot of male fans refuse to watch Nijisanji because it's associated with NTR

>3 post of ban evasions

>>75098962
i love art as kadets drawn as VSF members. really looking forwards to a VSF segment in his 3D, imagine if the kurokos were decked out in military gear and goggles

Hey guys, did you know that NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

>>75099334
Nope the first two posts are him samefagging or maybe his bot but I’m not him just because I want you to stop replying to him constantly

>>75099254
>>75099281
>>75099288
>>75099316
I can smell the seethe fuming from his brain gears going on overdrive….

>>75099395
I mean yeah, 90% of the viewers living is a pretty big deal

>>75099398
5/10 for attempt
Goodluck convincing anyone xoxo

>>75099395
one, two, fwee, four, five, da next one is sex, seven, eight, nine, ten,

>>75099446
>Only 90% of viewers are living
>10% of the viewers are dead
Is there something we don't know...?

>>75099288
other anons reply to him all the time, you can't keep blaming it on one person.

me irl

>>75099472
What can I post to convince you so you’ll finally stop posting about him like he’s some sort of celebrity

>living
He has to do this intentionally

>>75099506
finana...

>>75099482
Nah 90% of the viewers left, and they just keep leaving more and more

>>75099482
im a ghost, boo
>>75099506
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75099518
Post butt

So how come 2 random JP's were hired into the EN branch? Meloco and Kotoka aren't even EN streamers.
I question management's intelligence

>>75099498
You’re right and I don’t, but there’s that one particular anon who makes it a point to reply even indirectly every single time trying to taunt him and it just makes things worse

>>75099506
abayo anon

me and john anonymous kun

>>75099154
It's honestly one of the best in the world, you get generally cool winds from coast and or mountains, there's lots of sunny days, it's warmer in winters, and there's a few places like Mammoth for snow. I'm weird because I either want to live where there's snow and nearby mountains (maybe on the mountain if it means owning land for homesteading) or where there's coast and sea. The national parks are really beautiful too. The gas prices and taxes not so much...

>>75099624
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>75099602
metaposting is a schizo’s tactic as well stfu

>>75099602
i'm aware. their replies have made other anons think i'm replying to him before but you saying anything just makes them want to continue. you're better off filtering both of them.

Every poster in this thread is a schizo except for me

every 60 seconds in Nijisanji, a minute passes

can’t even space his samefag post timings…. schizos really fell off huh

>>75099351
>imagine if the kurokos were decked out in military gear and goggles
I never even thought of that, I hope they can get their own models if they appear…

I'm watching Koyori (Petra's sister) and since their faces are basically the same it's triggering my cute aggression and I want to strangle her

>>75099644
it was good before being overrun, now it's just a shithole

>>75099741
no fucking way

I’m the last sane anon and definitely not a bot

i'm a bot

>>75099838
i get that.. petras mama is so good at drawing cute faces i wanna squeeze petra and all her sisters

I am clinically insane and also a bot

if nina was still here, her 3D debut would've landed on mother's day weekend... uuuuueeee

what if we're all bots

>>75098889
add that to the colloge

When is an EN member gonna invite Kuzuha to their 3d reveal

>>75100000
i just wanna see

>>75100014
sonny

>>75100030
DAMN LOOKATDEMTITTIES

>>75100030
based get

>>75099957
Aw FUCK dont do this to me...

Bee-boo-boo-bop. Boo-boo-beep.

>>75099644
what comes to my mind is coastal maine, i've vacationed there before and getting to go from forest and cliffs straight to the beach is very pretty. gas prices everywhere sucks because our retarded country is sticking its fingers in other people's business but when i see CA prices i am thankful for not living there, 6+ a gallon is insane
>>75099821
it could be simple and he could commission it if he's aware that this is possible, the first example i thought of was levi's zombies in her 3D. other people have kurokos with accessories on but you can definitely have them with different mob-type models

Meloco trying to speak in English through her thick foreign accent sounds like complete garbage.

anon even if we're all bots, i still love you

luca rabu!!
hand cramps uee

>>75099741
damn such a profound thought

in every niji, there is a sanji
but there isn't always a sanji in every niji...

>>75100187
Black company

>>75100108
sorry.. i was looking at the calendar and realized

>>75100184
let me hold them

does niji have perms to cover enstars songs? i wanna see some luxnoc x enstars action

>>75099957
FUCK YOU for doing this to me

>>75100170
i want to have sex with a robot

>>75099957
Do the sisters not understand that people like Nina graduating isn't like a natural disaster that just happened to strike NijiEN? It happened because the company was garbage

>>75100474
SEXXXXX you're so right for this anon

>>75100319
I wonder how Robert would have looked in 3D.

>>75100434
elira has sang some of their songs for karaoke

>>75100474
literally made for rape

>>75100434
yup elira sang them, in fact there's some official work enstars people did for suisei and toko, but i cannot remember if it was artist, lyricist, or mixer.

Imagine if the person they hired for Meloco actually spoke coherent English. That would be so much better.
So many choices they could have picked, instead they went with this

>>75100607
it would've been cute to see her do the twirl that the other girls did during ar live to show their extra accessories and it's just robert

>>75100434
Elira or someone would have to convince them because I’m pretty none of them know hardly anything about it
Same with Hypmic, I’d love a big EN cover of one of those songs… I know Doppio was a little into that though right

>>75100385
really?!? theyre really warm right now...

>>75100702
yeah, i'll massage your hands

yeah they should have hired me for meloco's model

>>75100699
claude is a big paralive fan....... can i hold out hope for a cover someday? i don't think he's really big on BAE though from what i remember of his spreadsheet

>>75100434
I personally want more SideM covers. I saw this one short from Kanda earlier where he sang Study Equals Magic in 3D. I really want something like that for EN.

Why did rosemi call streamers narcissistic egomaniacs you think she’s calling someone out?

>>75100799
hasnt someone from jp cover a paralive song before? im sure its fine

>>75100846
Rosemi's trying to save what remains of her dead ass career

>>75100846
Yeah (You)

>>75100861
i wasn't really worried about perms, more about anyone having interest in it in the first place. there's even a bit of tragic old man yaoi in it...

>>75100846
she HATES Selen

That sorcerer? He clearly didn’t know her…

>>75100922
interest is there but i'm not sure about doing a cover especially if it's claude since he worries about his singing

Meanwhile I am still waiting for EliPetoMaria Fling Posse covers to happen one day.

>>75100699
I know wose talked about wanting to cover hypmic before

>>75100953
holy spit he didn't know her.....

i want nijiseup telecaster b boy

>>75098697
Not that we heard about, him doing the pocky game with Willy with chips and then Uki talking about full on making out with him is the first we've heard about on stream

>>75100972
fucking clark..... it's been six months WHERE'S THE 100K KARAOKE

i want to share since im scared to post anywhere else and will most likely never finish it
>>75100767
kya~ thank you *chu*

>>75100846
I mean she was speaking nothing but facts tho there’s a touch of narcissism when it comes to being a streamer/vtuber

>>75100987
Ooh, which song? Shibuya Marble Texture is the first one that comes to mind, but I think Torima Get on the floor would also be a fun cover.

It’s so cool how the Killbug dev was in Sonny’s chat

>>75101065
you forgot him kissing vanta but putting his thumbs between their lips
>>75101098
he said...it's happening...and now he's having another month of no sleep and irl stuff happening and 7/11 hot dogs at night and 2 gym sessions a day so..... hahah.....

>>75101123
I mean they are living extremely privileged and wealthy lives while doing virtually 0 work

>>75101107
YOURE SO CUTE

that hand? mine

>>75101155
i really love seeing devs and our livers mutually appreciate each other

>>75101168
it's his version of deep cleaning the house when there's a deadline looming. this ADHD motherfucker. he's lucky i like him so much

>>75101183
especially indies unless they actually plan for live venue events

>>75101183
>virtually
hehe i see what you did there

>>75101141
>Torima Get on the floor
I was thinking of this one because Wiwa mentioned it a bunch plus it's cutesy enough to be perfect for girl voices, and I want her to sing Gentaro's sex lines. My ultimate dream is that any group of 6 does one of the rap battles though and changes the lyrics a bit to fit the livers, but that's just a dream for now.

>>75101184
NO U

>>75101355
NO U, at least you can draw your own

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1786589128492036390

WDSMBT?

>>75101350
Elira as Gentaro is super based, I can see the vision. A rap battle cover would be pretty cool, especially if done live.

>>75101279
me too but he's so anal about his voice yet doesn't sleep which makes him congested like clockwork then he's wondering why he can't record as much and i want to hit him on the head and tuck him in

>>75101495
Threadwatcher-chama...

>>75101495
>he missed rosemi's most kino amoguslike stream

>>75101446
barely, but the power of wanting to draw him is helping me

auntie kek

>>75101331
lmao yeah it's so difficult to click a mouse anon, I mean if they're working hard they might even have to make a sex joke or force a laugh

>>75101495
Her RP last night was fucking god tier

>>75100150
>>75101287
one thing you will learn is the majority of people are really REALLY fucking stupid. They are basically animals.
I imagine being a streamer would be nice because you get to travel around the world and live a privileged life, while the ugly garbage who watch you suffer and struggle.

>>75100150
Maine would be nice to live in I'd reckon. There's good and bad things everywhere, moved around enough to know that.

Huh the kurokos having accessories could be cool for a lot of stuff. I already have an idea if I was in what I'd do with that

>>75101627
if it works, it works! i still can't draw his body, his hair is difficult enough for me

>>75101717
didn't Enna say the last stream that her audience was only there "because they're socially fucked up" or something like that?

>>75101717
>vox, doppio, and rosemi doing lines of coke
HOLY BASED I LOVE NIJISANJI

>>75101717
Is that Luca fucking Sonny?????

>>75101850
I know that's more of a Millie/Enna thing

>>75101850
My favorite is Finana on her knees for Elira drock.

>>75101926
that's clearly vox doppio and rosemi

>>75101721
YES his body especially is so hard to draw T-T i dont get proportions at all yet

>>75101717
Is that Feesh suking off Elira

>>75102018
you're getting there! ganbaa i look forward to more of them

>>75101717
Damn it petra i knew it stop drinking you slut

>>75101717
sonny made this image

>>75101994
based and canon

>>75102179
I was thinking that's Pomu and the cafe maids she drugged and stowed away.

>>75102235
pomu cock.......

>>75102115
thank you ueue TTwTT

>>75102220
Finana being Elira's pet e-girl... GIWTWM

head hort. time to nap till hopcon for the next 6 hours

>>75101717
Doppio,rosemi and Vox are doing lines of pure Colombian Coke on reimus Colombian ass holy fuck that would be kino

>>75101123
I agree. To make yourself a public entertainer does require some narcissism. Work does go into it despite what people think because it's not easy to grab an audience and maintain it, but fundamentally you are putting yourself out there. One thing I love about Rosemi-sama is she's self-aware and wise about it. Being an overthinker myself it's one of the better aspects of it because it makes you want to be more authentic about things. I'm glad she speaks her mind.

>>75101510
because he stays up all night playing valo or something!!!! i want to force feed him soup laced with sleeping pills

>>75102287
sleep well!!

>>75101717
Why did you delete your post? It was hilarious

>>75102278
Fairy cock is a delicacy and should be revered.

Gaiusemi did nothing wrong.

>>75102179
fixed it

>>75102304
To be fair, she was just saying she should stop doubting herself and getting anxious over nothing and improve her confidence to being higher on the scale like other entertainers.

>>75102486
pomudachi with his briskadet harem....

>>75101168
Clark Walmart is the chaotic bisexual we needed

>>75102555

The crazy thing about NijiEN is how literally none of the females are feminine at all.

Terminate Reimu Endou.

gosh dang it where is wave 10? I'm getting impatient and I need my new toys!

>>75102650
>Clark Walmart

no
feet
til brooklyn

>>75102552
She's grown a lot since she started confidence wise but she still worries too much. The anxiety is from overthinking, which is what gives her the self doubt... Her instincts are usually very good and when she follows them she usually prospers like in geoguessr. It's a tough struggle but I believe in her.

>>75102683
No wonder they're based.

>>75102752
there's no reason to watch them really, you're basically just watching a man with a squeaky voice

https://twitter.com/ClayDeux/status/1786766668934340827
Niji(EN) for this feel?

https://twitter.com/haineeko/status/1786750573007527962
ue I want Sonny to call me a weird deviant and make fun of me for liking his weird sounds and wanting him to beat me up while he shoves his boot into my face

>>75102326
i wish i could stalk him on valo but only his league account is public and he doesn't play that nearly as much, just queueing up with feesh wiwa aster and uki. i too want to feed him sleeping pills with a light dinner so he can feel what it's like to have a good nights rest

>>75102683
if that's true where the fuck are all my sexy ladies in trousers? we only have elira

>>75103071
i love when he says shit like this i remember one stream where he started off by yelling at us being gross for missing him and it was so hot

>>75102683
Get a load of this guy

>Look at Twitter Bear discourse
>Girls posting "this is why we'd rather have bears than men, omg this is rape" at a reddit poster saying "I feel like an asshole becasue I fucked my GF too hard"
>They are completely oblivious to the fact that an actual bear would quite possibly literally rip said woman in two

>>75102910
finana

he is still triggered

>>75102910
Meloco

>>75103523
i did not register this was about literal bears until the end

>>75102910
petra's sex classes

>>75103627
gayanon...

https://youtu.be/49FWp7WLYKw

>>75103074
i want to lovingly shake him by the shoulders and coerce him into finishing his karaoke prep

>>75103718
pin him down and feed him a lot of hot water and honey to lube up his throat

>>75103523
It's typical talk by city people who have no experience with the real world

>>75103523
THATS THE FUCKING POINT. THAT IS LITERALLY THE POINT

One hour, I apparently made Doppio mad by doing this which was hilarious timing https://litter.catbox.moe/3klwgy.mp4

>>75101716
>I already have an idea if I was in what I'd do with that
what would it be?

>>75103967
What

>>75103993
I don't wanna spoil it in case I get to use it

https://youtu.be/4fVQwzv5Qfc

I thought it had something to do with Doppy but nope...just girl pee....

>>75104542
As unrelated as it is, it did remind me of something... Remember Pee Golf?

>>75104542
just don't open any litterbox links because it's just her pissing for the past fucking week in all of them

how do I control my lust for a vtuber

>>75104816
Jerk off before the stream starts

>>75104542
I never click any links after someone posted their pp 2 years ago...

>>75104816
I masturbate exclusively to porn of my oshi, daily.

>>75104948
if real i kneel

>>75104976
I would if there were more high quality porn of her, but unfortunately the same few things every day doesn't do it

>>75104932
acting a little gay there bud what's wrong with a little johnnie cochran? some peewee herman? some dick van dyke?

>>75104678
Of course I do it was kino. I love the vast expanse of his mind and can't wait to see what sort of spin he puts on tarot once he finalizes Nijitarot

>>75104930
>>75104948
it doesn't work I just finish and immediately become filled with lust again

>>75104759
Sometimes I get excited it's a new lewd drawing

>>75103807
feed it to him mouth-to-mouth while i sit on him to force him to stay the fuck in bed

>>75105209
Yeah! Piochan is a treasure! I cant wait either and in collabs I like it when he pairs up with Fuuchan because they become the biggest trolls and that warms my heart, hehe

thanks for telling us that you finished jacking off vanta

Sonny you faggot why didn’t you post your karaage and onion fritters in mengen I want to see it

>>75105827
Oh he said because it didn’t look good, I don’t care it sounds good

the real next 3d debut after reimu

the only time i was awake today was when sonny streamed...

>>75106351

awakege for hopcon

>>75105389
It's the best, speaking of troll his cop RP with Sonny Brisko (forma del Rose) last night was hilarious

>>75105371
i'm glad you understand, i want to be his hot water bottle

single i buy me some donuts, dubs i study

>>75106993
rerollan for you

>>75106993
>>75107022
Do both

>>75107022
fuck it i'm going to buy me some donuts and when i finish studying it will be my reward

Where's Feesh?

recently my 4chan external sounds have been working but the actual thing with the playlist and everything hasnt been appearing or anything even though i have it
>>75107175
feesh is dead........

Rosemi-sama.. I don't mind a silent stream I just wanna see 3Dsemi...

Did Vivi actually mention not getting support in her membership

>>75106351
lololol sex joke lololol nijisanji

>>75107175
she said she will be a little late in her chat

>>75107219
cutebud

>>75107231
Support her and find out

>>75107365
Isn’t the VOD private

>i'll have it out by the end of the week
yippee

>>75107231
yes
her boobs are too big and her bra doesn't have an underwire and doesn't support their weight so she said she's been in a lot of pain

yippee feesh time!

GOD DAMMIT FEESH STOP MAKING ME HUNGRY DURING YOUR STREAMS. At least you're not super late.

>get lego star wars ad on sonny vod after he was talking about star wars
The fuck

>>75107622
issa star wars day

>>75107231
She noticed I was absent in chat during one of her streams and she did not take it well. It won't happen again

You're one to talk Feesh you're always eating

>>75107622
may the 4th fuck you in the ass or whatever

>>75106512
I think he deserves to be raped after that stream but I haven't decided what for

Oh I didn't know KillBug is an Australian game...

>>75106637
yessss, my body temperature is on the higher end, i want to wrap myself around him like a koala

>>75107774
being cocky and smug and trying to seduce quilldren into doing his bidding via ivy voice

>>75107786
Yeah the dev is from Australia

I still want to know what Sonny meant when he told a briskadet maybe they can meet at Nijifes, did he mean online or IRL. I want to know what the dono said

>>75108058
as a m&g since the singapore one was scuffed

>>75108058
He's having an orgy meetup with the top donators, as are all the other livers
Except the livers exclusively watch as the viewers are made to fuck each other regardless of gender or sexuality

Ban Hada alt posted where Sonny let his car
https://twitter.com/Rie_taiya/status/1786380378850345255

>>75108086
But Nijifes doesn’t have m&gs unless there will be some new thing

>>75108169
it does though

>>75108223
The only thing I can think of are the interviews which he already did and that thing they had last year where they could take pictures with the livers but wasn’t that prerecorded

reviewbrah clark stream PLEEEEEASE scarle and rosemi have gone out and done stuff like that...

>>75108151
I don't get it how these ridiculous accidents happen, sure if you're drunk and hit a post or roll the car a few times but you need a ramp for this shit

Fat ugly retarded neet = undesireable
Fat ugly retarded neet with an anime avatar = OMG I WANT TO FUCK HIM

the absolute state of women

>>75108333
apperently a lot of drugs too

>guys I love video games
We know sonny we know

https://twitter.com/susaaa_12/status/1786636306795385330
vantayu's horniness being noticed by jp/kr/cn fans

>>75108298
I'd watch Claude reviewing and cleaning his guns out in the woods but he needs a full STALKER cosplay

>>75107231
Id love to know where you people get these rrats

>>75108509
he joked about taking the stream out to his car to go get wingstop, but i want that gun stream more, alas we live in a KEKED world that cannot handle his red white and blue blood

>>75108394

>>75108600
Some catalog thread that I don’t know if it was made up or not

>>75108394
Nijisanji is trying to promote EN in various asian countries since the NA market is dead to them

>>75108625
I feel like doing something like that in public is too cringe he wouldn't be able to handle it but like a MRE or pizza review at home would be funny

VANTA STOP READING THE THREAD

>>75108756
Why do they still do special events in burger time then

>>75108847
can you jack off instead of replying to him

Explain why

Hololive hires:
>sweet american white girl
Nijisanji hires
>chinese
>chinese
>thick ESL accent
>chinese
>chinese
>another ESL
>nepohire Asain

What is up with that? Unless I'm mistaken Pomu was an american white woman, and she was the most successful hire they ever had on the girl's side.
And Gawr Gura is an american white woman
And Ceres Fauna is an american white woman
And Nanashi Mumei is an american white woman
And Pipkin Pippa is an american white woman

The white women seem to be easily the most successful hires you could make. Yet they keep spamming these ESL garbage people and chinese nepotism people.

>>75108847
Don't leply please

uki in chat backing claude up on how milk is yucky
>>75108782
what like just phone streaming in the car? he shows us recordings of him being silly in his car sometimes so it's not a cringe factor, just that he's playing valo now. sitting in his car eating the most mid wingstop ever and saying "my disappointment is immesurable, and my day is ruined"

thanks janny

>>75108906
One reason I could never watch people like Millie is their fucking shitty accent. It sounds like absolute shit.
Also when people don't have the same culture their interactions don't work very well.

when i hear milk, i think of "milk nomu?"

There's a new Ensemble Stars character that looks exactly like how I imagine a younger Ike looked back in his original timeline.
>he's actually literally twelve
Oh my god.

I think Millie has the cutest voice in the world. Especially when she's doing that whisper talk in ASMR, its something magical

>>75109323
post it? im curious now

https://files.catbox.moe/i5dady.webm

>>75109335
Her voice is like if you wiped your ass with toilet paper, and then wiped the toilet paper all over your face.
You're being confronted, full-force, with a thick, gross, disgusting ESL shitty accent. It ruins streams.

>>75109379
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>75109385
>It ruins streams
Nah, it makes the stream of cum shooting out of me extra powerful

>>75109323
ah yeah the new enstars units are actual children 12-15 and they're having them do way more fanservice kpop-style where they address the camera and do cutesy stuff, this reminds me i need to see how much chigu coomed over that

>>75109379
rosebuds..........

>>75109379
BUD?????

>>75109441
It sounds like fucking shit. Every single time Millie comes on it's this thick ugly voice, she's really loud and really stupid.

Vantacrow Bringer is an american white woman

>>75109531
>really stupid
Her 75 Harvard degrees would disagree with that claim

>>75109363
Here's his profile on the official website.
https://ensemble-stars.jp/characters/natsu_kanna

>>75109575
damn that does look kinda like ike

>>75109379
i dont get it is this whoretako again

oh NOW you wake up

they're just knifefighting kek

>>75109449
>they're having them do way more fanservice kpop-style where they address the camera and do cutesy stuff
WHAT? I need to get in on this...
>how much chigu coomed over that
Chigusa is a based shota enjoyer, too?

kek kino knife fight

>>75109575
He's the only 12 year old there too and they have a 21 year old guy in the same unit...? what is going on in enstars

>>75109575
Whoa it's literally him!

>>75109896
posting wiwas and you don't even know based chiggers is an enstars shotacon too... she was so horny over tsukasa's flashback kid card

Kunai and Vivi finding A Way Out! I forgot it was today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LW0kVd7fQE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mRAfao-uDo

Claude calls Uki by they and Finana calls him by he

KUNAI DON'T DIE

>>75109575
Ike but he’s younger and has white hair

>>75110079
during the early days of noctyx he said he was fine with either

is it just me or have these threads and just watching vtubers in general been more fun recently

>>75110124
look at the top of Ike's head it's white his original colour is white

>>75109962
the 21 yr old is the one who scouted them actually, hes just the producer (i think..)

>>75110124
ike's roots are white so that might be his natural hair color

>>75110169
It's the return high after the recent shitshow

bonelesss water

>>75110169
For the past month for me yeah. I usually come here when one of my oshis isnt live but I've been watching other streams more becasue of liveposts here. Plus most collabs have been great

>>75110172
Casually scrolls through my photos finds Ike png
Oh! He does it’s kinda hard to tell but I imagine that’s the root of his hair and it is white dang new Ike lore unlocked

ok do you guys preffer pizza WITH the bones or WITHOUT

>>75110169
my oshi is streaming again everything is better the world is full of color and life

>>75110377
i like my pizza degloved

>>75110377
i like pizza bones, they add a good crunch some pizza lacks

>>75102783
Based, I'll keep watching them then. Thanks for the recommendation

>>75109962
The older guy seems to be their manager/producer. I thought the same thing at first, kek.
>>75110015
I'm a filthy EOP, please spare me...I barely have enough time in the day to watch my EN oshis, let alone any JPs I'm interested in.
>>75110172
>>75110210
>>75110364
Yeah, see! That's what I'm saying! That's why I had that connection in the first place.

>>75110364
>new
quills itt already argued about his hair color a few times but he never acknowledged anything so the speculation never went anywhere
his hair has like 6 colors, it's so evil and messed up same with his eyes we could argue if it's yellow or green or blue (??)

>>75110616
nade nade its ok i'm just teasing but she loves enstars and is a knightsP just like wiwa

>>75110649
At this point his hair and eyes are as many colors as the rainbow

>>75110169
Well everyone's back from JP and streaming again, for now

>>75110758
true nijisanji vtuber

>>75109575
oh hey, this is the guy that has the hair that looks like shu's in his new outfit
idol producer shu grooming teen idol ike...

>>75110862
something about this suit fills me with rage

>>75110966
it's absolutely terrible to the point that i like it. i think i would vomit if i saw in it real life

Are you telling me that if i dress up as a bear for Halloween, women would be into that?

>>75110862
>this is a 21 year old
he makes kaoru look middle aged

gm
looking forward to spooky ghost 3d later
I wonder if she's gonna do a Resident Evil section like Sorahoshi did

>>75110691
That's nice to know. It makes me wanna go and watch some of her Ensemble Stars VODs. Maybe I will one of these days.
>>75110862
Uoh... You might be on to something there! Shu didn't cross my mind when I first saw him, but now I can't unsee it...

>>75111030
the "Nice!" pin on the collar AND the same print on the jacket in that goofy font, I want to kill him

>>75111100
gmorningggu

>>75111100
goodmorninggggggggggggggggggg

>>75110862
this dude is wataru's dialogue personafied

clawd is all caps yelling at the jett and embarrassing feesh

>>75111100
Good morning I saw your image and my brain fizzled and I thought Mint had 3D out of nowhere then I realized you meant Reimu, I'm looking forward to both!

>>75110835
Truly

>>75111211
Lucub?
*fondles softly in hesitation*
>>75111258
Oh right Elira might show up too. Thinking about it I wonder if she'll have any JP members too. She did hang out with Albio and a few others but it's always hard to tell since they need to balance Japanese guests with English speaking ones.

>>75111583
yeah!! i expect to see a jp member but i have no idea who

damn finana being sexy with the no scope

>>75111583
please dont fondle me...

>>75110606
you and what army? lmao the preference is clear