/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>75053405
SNIFFFFF

MY wife

Gura cute Gura cute!

wait if you're all chum buds and she's a shark doesn't that mean she's going to eat all of you? also when's bloops independent debut?

Hello chumbuds. I am a casual gura enjoyer but I just wanted to let you know that her birthday glass set are my favorite glasses to drink whiskey out of. That is all.

never gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>75053885
I should get into whiskey but I just like beer too much

>>75053885
hello. i am a hardcore gura enjoyer

>>75054013
i haven't had a drink in years
but this was my favorite whiskey
i could drink old fashioneds all day long

I haven't paid much attention to stuff outside of vtubers but damn, Sony really is the great Satan of entertainment, huh? Both in the games and anime field.

How does she not feel absolutely terrible for abandoning her fans like this?

Sex with a fembud.

>>75054292
yeah i don't think anybody in holo is gonna play helldivers now

>>75054280
I have a friend that would drink this stuff in his flask 24/7

I dont drink alcohol

>>75054292
What happened this time other than the stellar blade stuff?
Also, yes. Sony has been absolute complete unmitigated shit ever since they moved SCE headquarters to California.

>>75054366
Fembud? Show hole.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>75054446
There's no way that's a real thing on steam.

>>75054538
Same bud, for me it that I never want to be without my motor skills or cognitive function.

>>75054292
I wonder what chad warden would say about the state of sony these days

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>75054693
steam players have to sign into a sony account now

>>75054590
Helldivers is the latest victim.

>>75054013
I like beer a lot as well, but somehow drinking hard liquor neat out of her glasses seems like the goomba thing to do.

Baguraette honhonhon

here's a high chance gura streams tomorrow

>>75054446
Kinda smart if people will not keep their kids off of the games us Chumbuds love the companies will now. This makes it better to have a chance to play games with Gura on stream like Mario kart and other stuff now.

>>75055464
I know she will.

>>75054446
What the fuck is sony doing

>>75055464
and why is that anon?

>>75055754
may 4th

>>75055461
Fire ze missle!

>>75054013
u gotta try whiskey. its like the beer version of coffee and espresso huhaha *HIC*

>>75055792
But I am le tired...

I am very confident I will be the final chumbie.
Consider her and I married already.

>>75054788
he probably has one of these up his ass

>>75057384
that shit look like a dildo

>>75056813
then take a nap...

>>75057469
ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>75057720
AHHHH MOTHERLAND!

I want this fish to play guitar for me with her panties visible

>>75054366
being a rich woman helps a lot

>>75054662
samen

Chad Warden and "the end of the world"... Holy shit I'm time traveling!
Time to pick the winning lotto numbers! Fuck I don't know any winning lotto numbers!

>>75058804
4 8 15 16 23 42

>>75058804
>Time traveling back to 2006-2008
Take me with you anon? Pretty please?

I'm feeling very melancholic right now :3

>>75059469
Same desu

How can any of you still want to be her fan if this is how thing are going to be forever from now on?

>>75060042
Anon, you can stop now. I think you're boring people.

How can any of u stiww wanna be hew fan if dis ish how thing awe going to be fowevew fwom now on?

https://exhentai.org/g/2907868/baf7fccc22/
I love how she savors it

>>75060771
the skin isn't dark enough

Wife will soon be back... I know it.... I can feel it... yes.... soon

>>75060907
if anything it's too dark

I'd like to push Gura's stool in.

I'd like to push Gura off a (bar styled) stool.

>>75060907
Here you go.

>>75063160
thanks

gura soon

t. gura

>>75060907
>>75063160
>>75063280

>>75063087

Well, I like Gura.

>>75063963
You weren't quick enough, she's already dead.

I love Gura. Shrimple as.

>>75064188
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>75064395
I'm going to push DinoGura off her high chair next.

>>75064550

>>75064600
IM HIGH OFF MY POWER!!! NONE SHALL STOP ME!

I impregnated Gura. Shrimple as.

>>75064550
>>75064735
let there be no retribution

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content. Shrimple as.

Umm guys.... Anyone know anything about this?
https://twitter.com/NatalieSmi65166/status/1786613291634049202

>>75067109
>6 views
Why did you post your own tweet?

>>75067299
It showed in Gura's hashtag so I posted it. I'm going to set back and watch how this plays out.

>>75067425
It's been going on for months, there's a schizo who is obsessed with this.

>>75054446
>Take a photo of your face to determine your age.
Uhhh, I wonder how reliable that would actually be, especially with someone like Gura. Yeah, no way they're gonna deal with that shit. Sony really has gone off the deep end.

>>75067639
Hey, Ebi :3 email me back.

>>75067109
>>75067639
Surely actual proof will be posted this time

Pajeet is here. Guess it would happen sooner or later after the containment site went down.

>>75068513
Keep an eye on that twitter account It will be posted shortly.

I'm jealous of splits that get real time moderation

>>75067301
Dino Gura is a stinky menace.

What would you do with a hand-sized Gura besides fuck her?

>>75069048
pet her, feed her, take care of her, let her sleep on my chest or belly, keep her safe

I guess carry her around everywhere with me. It'd be kind of funny to put her in doll clothes.

>>75068963
Depends while occasionally hot pockets do work most of the time its to enforce retarded rules rather than clean up a thread. I've seen cunny deleted and shit post stay up. I've witnessed innocent chumbuds get sent away but dox posting continue. On a whole I feel these mods to be a net negative.

>>75068513
>>75068900
Check now.

>>75071945
rubrubrubrubrubrubrubrubrub

Its literally just repackaging the bullshit you were posting on the other site AS proof it was Gura but switching targets.. Fuck outta here, scum.

>>75069960
>I've witnessed innocent chumbuds get sent away but dox posting continue
t. that innocent chumbud, that experience was really eye-opening for me. Thank you for professing my innocence chumbie

>>75072171
sleep tight buddy

>>75072171

>>75072171
Oyasame

>>75072055
> I can name a few a bit of the information if i'm contacted by Hololive EN or en girls
What a pathetic attempt at skimming RL info about Gura, shit will never work. Embarrassing ESL showing too.

>>75072055
>>75072517
email me back I have no problem showing the private discord calls that were sent. I have had my people follow you for a while. You always trust the wrong people.

All it looks like to me is a similar case to Rindo, someone obsessed with Gura who started out roleplaying as her and eventually moved on to her own identity. What a strange thing to have a schizo obsession and meltdown over.

>>75072517
The fuck are you on, bro? I'm talking about YOUR retarded posts. Fuck off, pajeet.

>>75072624
Why would anyone post publicly the private stuff that makes your whole case?

>>75072806
I tagged the wrong post, sorry, I was quoting the pajeets retarded tweet and making fun of him.

why do the jannies let this shit go on for so long

>>75072922
Fair enough.

>>75072624
>>>75072055
>>>75072517 (You)
>email me back I have no problem showing the private discord calls that were sent. I have had my people follow you for a while. You always trust the wrong people.
First off, I'm a dude, second, I don't stream, I sink way too much of my free time into Black Desert to pretend to be someone else on stream.

I ate a buncha nanners

I've heard through various secret sources that Gura is actually very very cute. Could someone post some proofs?

>>75073232
Based potassiumbud.

>>75073242
>proofs
Here (You) go

>>75073320
These girls are so cute

>>75073242

>>75073364
Ye I love them

>>75073242

>>75073612
baby tortul

>>75073612
She's so ridiculously cute when she gets really excited about something

>>75073612
Oh I'm die. Thank you forever.

Child

>>75075162
Yeah mine, but also my wife.

May the 4th be with you. Movie May for sure this time!

>>75075925
yeah this time for sure... I hope you're right

Yeah I think I'm gonna grill a steak for tomorrow

I'm making a lasagna tomorrow

I just goomed

>>75076287
>>75076136
Fellow vampires? What's tomorrow for you?

>>75076670
Its the middle of the night for me

>>75076670
Gonna spend the weekend playing bideogames and watching New York By Night.

>>75076670
I usually wake up at 6 pm or so

Stop listening to her tummy!!!

>>75076764
>He spoke the truth about the Anarch scum and they hated him for it

>>75076709
I see, I was only curious because it's 3:45am EST 4:45am here further northeast
And people are talking about tomorrow's dinner. For me as a night shifter tomorrow only only comes after I sleep. To hell with what the actual day of the week it is. As far as I know someone just woke up and is actually talking about the NEXT day.
I can only imagine how difficult it is for a girl like her to deal with the amount of timezone shenanigans she has to deal with on a regular basis.

>>75077062
I don't think I will

>>75077153
I usually call my last meal of the day my dinner. I don't eat breakfast either.

>>75053379
oops huhaha

>>75053379
what an erotic child

Oh nyo!

>>75077062
Never stop posting that soundpost, chumbie. Every tiny thing she said and did throughout that whole stream is why I love her so much.
God I need to protect this insecure girl and stay with her forever.

This thread ain't big enough for the two of us chumbie.

I will change Gooba's diapers and breastfeed her

>>75078236
Same desu, except with the milk from my penis.

>>75078224

>>75076670
Back to the nightshift for me tomorrow
For now, just checking off some stuff on the zerker that needs my actual attention so I can go back to afking on the laptop

>>75077766
I always played this game in the most boring way possible, by just grinding for a full in-game year until I had a surplus of everything from food to wagon parts and then making the trip in luxury after winter had passed
I'm not sure if that makes me smart or retarded or both

Gura belongs to me!
She will never be free!
She can't return to the sea!
Gura belongs to me!

>>75078482
Okay that's really cool. just don't encourage your friends in the general in another board to do whatever it was they were doing. It doesn't do anything but confuse everyone, regardless if they've played Runescape.

I know it'll never happen, but I would love Gura to do a watchalong for Arby n the Chief
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDcrWVDWffM
I remember watching and loving this series when I was out of ten... I definitely should not have been watching this series when I was out of ten
Also, sometimes I wonder if Gura would enjoy the Halo trilogy. At the very least she'd definitely like Sergeant Johnson and Chief's 80s action movie antics, especially from H2 onwards

>>75078786
Oh believe me bud, those faggots (or more likely, that faggot) were no friends of mine
Wouldn't shock me if he was one of the thousands of dopamine-downregulated degenerates who run illegal gambling rings, lure noobs, have made minigames like castle wars literally unplayable for over ten fucking years through sheer autistic levels of dedicated griefing... etc.
Basically, I hope they get the rope :)

>>75079008
Glad to see the community hasn't changed since I was like 12.

>>75079094
Oh, in a lot of ways it's far worse now lmao
Imagine all those same sociopathic little delinquent faggots, except now they're like 30 and have computer science degrees, extensive connections with international cybercriminal networks and severe anhedonia (not to mention a cocktail of other mental illnesses)
That's not to say there aren't still lots of great people who play, and the content creation scene especially is fucking fantastic these days. Just, uh, you know... be extremely careful who you talk to and what you download etc.

>>75079008
>>75079246
It sounds like you've been going through very rough times... But please don't try and drag Gura and chumbies into this.

>>75079246
I remember reading the story a while back about a staff member of the company using his position to hack accounts and RMT their stuff, that was one of the craziest mmo stories I've heard of.

>>75079385
Don't worry bud, these subhumans wouldn't come within fifty feet of Gura or /ggg/ if I had anything to say about it
>>75079422
Ahhh yeah, Mod Jed... what a shitshow that was
Reminds me of a presentation I did for a college class about Jagex a couple years back, ended up sharing quite a few lurid stories that I'm pretty sure left half of the class mildly disturbed. Good times...

Wow, I didn't realize Runescape was such serious business. Kinda glad I never got into it.

>>75079604
And to think I didn't even mention the attempted assassinations against KempQ lmao
Well, at least it's not EVE Online. From what I've heard, that game is basically just a literal IRL Eastern European cartel war that just so happens to have an MMO as a small component
Guess it just goes to show how grateful we should all be for Gura and the other girls, for providing a haven of cuteness and simplicity amidst the roiling gay hellhole the modern internet has become

So before things get too off topic and off the rails again, post more cute Guras.

>>75079943
Here you go bud

c hours?

>>75080195
another bedtime Gura for the collection

goob night/morning

>>75080272
cunny?

Man, the rare times I watch other vtubers it makes me so sad to see how much higher quality their models usually are. Yes, the derpy looking and somewhat stiff model has its charms, but I really hope for a 2.0 someday.

>see you in a couple of days
>i want to stream more

why does she say things like this when she knows that she will not follow through?

>>75081040
I wonder the same thing. I wish she would just say "I'm not sure when I'll stream again" or something along those lines.

>>75081040
It's almost like she doesn't *know* or something

>>75082056
That's me

>>75082093
She seems to really like your scent
What cologne do you use

>>75082056
That's me.
And this >>75082093 is my post.
I will do everything I can to be the best dildo she's ever had.

>>75054538
what's this expression trying to convey?

>>75082225
My post here>>75082056 and >>75082093 as well as >>75082285
But to answer you question it's my natural musk.

>>75082093
>>75082285
>>75082762
wtf you guys are all my dick??

>>75083268
Would

>>75079008
Weren't you banned for 6 months a thread or two ago for saying that one runescape mod did nothing wrong after he diddled that kid? Or was that some other Runescape retard that posts exactly like you to a suspicious degree?

>>75083285
I wasn't banned. My post was deleted (unlike the rest of the actual off-topic threadshitting from the actually retarded, underaged excuse for a "raider", conspicuously, because jannies were eating crayons as usual), but from what I saw I didn't even get a tempban and have had absolutely no problems posting since
I remember there was some faggot who *said* he was me and that he would "come back and shit up the thread even harder" or whatever, but surprise surprise, that anon was just pretending to be me for the sake of threadshitting

>>75083285
>>75083494 (me)
And for the record, I didn't say Ian "did nothing wrong" after he "diddled that kid"
Mainly because... he didn't diddle the kid

She's the love of my life!

I'm the love of her life!

>>75082762
In that case I will lock you in a cage and hook you up to a machine that harvests your natural musk

>>75083870 (me)
>>75083901 (also me)

>>75082056

Hmph!

Friendly reminder that your oshi is a faggot

>>75084893
You're not my oshi though?

Goob

>>75084893
seriously I'm getting tired of Gura's faggotry
>short and small (fucking weak-ass)
>to the point she's even mistaken for a child
>high-pitched sissy voice
>crybaby fag
>shy homo
>dickless
>humble like some pathetic bitch
>indecisive like a stupid teenage girl
>likes romantic and disney princess movies like a fucking 10yo GIRL
>likes stupid horse cartoons and games for little girls
>loves singing (gay)
>she even cries at some stupid romantic songs (extra gay)
>likes horses (gay)
>likes cats (ultra gay)
>likes gardening (gay)
>likes cooking, like your MOM does
>can't even fucking learn to drive, like an asian woman (the gayest race of women)
>only good at rhythm games, the gayest videogame genre

Hi.

>>75086173
Classic
>>75086367
Hi Gura, how's the faggotness treating you today

>>75086367
hewwo

I have just finished cumming inside of gawr gura

>>75087624
Me in this image

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this fatso T u T

Please post more cropped gura porn

Look at this slut Gabby, she's seducing me

>>75088761
She's seducing me too T v T

>>75088461

>>75088948
This does not make me think of explicit gura scenarios

>>75088461
https://twitter.com/kulukulukukulu/status/1785988281844609528

>>75089196
This isnt even cropped
I can't have an imagination with this

>>75088461

>>75080785
>Some day
Even if she got a new model you'd see it a total of like 4 times like the last one

>>75051780
Sweet heavens.

>>75089034
>aphantasia niggas be like

>>75092446
gyaru gura is too slutty

>>75092655
please stop making fun of people with aphantasia it's not my fault that I have extremely poor visualization skills

>>75092789
Why is my wife such a baby?

>>75081040
she always tells people what they want to hear and seldom follows through

>>75088372

Come hither to thy juvenile malcontent.

I really want a pocket Gura.

>>75081040
>why does she say things like this
Why don't you ask her yourself?

anyone else's bloop just arrived? the one with the gura on top?
i had really forgot i ordered this since i never get pure bloop merch but since gura was there i probably said fuck it

>>75092917
sorry anon have a pretty picture to look at

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>75096814
I don't want fembuds, I want Gura

Is Gura a fembud?

>>75096955
no

>>75096955
yes

>>75096955
maybe

>>75096955
I don't know

>>75096955
can you repeat the question?

Goob morning retards

Goob morning fembuds.

>>75098441
Goob afternoon, smelly.

>>75096955
YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>>75095747
Got mine yesterday and he's just chilling next to my Gurrito.

>>75096955
YOURE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>>75098441
Goob morning faggot

>>75096955
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG

How adorable, she never grew out of believing in Disney magic.

test

>>75096955
Life is unfair...

Howdy yall. Let’s talk like cowboys and rustle up some antis

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>75100525
Oui oui monsieur

>>75100525
Yes I am and I MISS MY MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

>>75100525
M-Mommy!? Where are you? Mommy!? Gura doko!? H-Help! I lost my mommy! uoooooooohhh!

>>75100525
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy's gone...

>>75101029
>>75100638
These posts are starting to grow on me kek

>>75101386
They shoudl have grown on you from the start, they're how Gura wants her chumbies to feel.

>>75073242
I love my silly daughterwife.

>>75095296
Rape

What type of Vocaloid music does Gura recommend?

>>75105578
Play Project Diva.

>>75105620
It's on sale right now btw.

I like it when Gura does the cute thing.

>>75106103
I like it when Gura does closeups of her big dumb face. People don't post enough screencaps of them.

may the 4th not be with us

>>75100237
We're gunna hogtie brand'em and make'em SQUEAL

>>75106343
Your fault if you expected anything. Hell, your fault if you believed her when she said a couple days. I'm playing fallen order, better than I expected.

>>75106243
Would you do anything for them?

>>75106655
No.

>>75106387
Ganbatte, Gura.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>75106780
ye

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>75054366
She's too busy spending your money to care

>>75106884
I want to rape this poster is that too much to ask?

>>75081165
Let's be real, you'd bitch about her even if that were the case

>>75105578
The most basic bitch kind

Gura will stream when she feels ready to do so.

>>75106914
That post is old. Surely you're not replying to your own shitpost and trying to make trouble again because you really really need attention?
I know some people like to do that.

>>75105578
Well for me it's Mikgazer Vol 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-80E_FRMuM

>>75106884

>>75107244
https://litter.catbox.moe/36jzwr.mp4

>>75106343
>>75106561
If you want her to keep her word, you need to hold her accountable when she fails to follow through with it. It's that simple.

>>75108446
That's why I volunteer to spank her. No need to thank me.

>>75107264
yeah when she's bored and has nothing else to do or when she's obligated to shill something

Just had 2 mcdoubles and some miller high life's. I'm eating like a king chumbies

>>75108789
cope harder, her bday 3D is done, orisongs including Full Color done, Loli Kami vocals done. she is still busy because of Cover USA stuff and potentially other projects

>>75107481
Chumbies are doing a better job today giving that fag the cold shoulder.

>>75107244
I like Melt. Where do I rank?

>>75107244
I like Mitchie M's stuff. Especially the one with the loli Miku MV.

>>75109139
you're not supposed to drink your own kool-aid, chumbie...

>>75109139
No matter how many projects come out, shitters will always put their head in the sand and claim she is a lazy person. They are beyond reasoning.

>>75109139
Everyone else also does projects (even more than her) yet still stream. Projects have never been an excuse not to stream. In fact neglecting streams to such an extent pretty much defeats the purpose of doing projects in the first place.

>>75109139
>>75109701
>>75109808
You're getting a little too obvious, dial it back. Go get a snack, cool off, then try again. This (You) is a freebie.

>>75109348
I wish to bite bait

I dig Kiichi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FThAvwH34vI

Trying to get chumbies mad at Gura is a sad plight. Give up.

>>75108937
I want borgar too

>>75109808
this, I'd enjoy them infinitely more if she actually spent time with us before something gets released. I often just go "cool I guess, are you coming back now?" when something drops

https://twitter.com/NatalieSmi65166
@LittleEbiVT on twitter She will block anyone who asks also she just unfollowed all of the Hololive accounts after this was posted. So much more information is going to come out more people are involved but no matter how much you report this to cover they don't do anything about it so now its best to make it public.
https://twitter.com/LittleEbiVT
https://bsky.app/profile/littleebi.bsky.social
Here is the other account of Ebis she removed her post and unfollowed a lot of people after being found out
https://bsky.app/profile/senzawa.bsky.social
Now i'm going to post the accounts of the people who are helping her do all of this. She is using Gura's name the most but other girls to get free art and games along with other perks for free
https://bsky.app/profile/oglewdle.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/qbcubed.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/kittychuvt.bsky.social
https://twitter.com/KittyChuVT
https://twitter.com/QBcubed
Kittychu is still following all the EN girls they do this to time when Gura posts and streams they can get a notification and use that to help her trick the people out of free stuff
This is a big problem wish this was fake but see for your self. I have recordings of her past streams and discord voice calls to prove it. If you ever wonder why Gura is not streaming? LittleEbi is the cause of it because she is having to help by joining discords getting information on her and be in meetings all the time about this. LittleEbi is the one to blame.

oh great, now pajeet's back too...

>>75109937
Who cares about being mad at her or not. What she needs is to be held her accountable for not streaming, especially when she said she was going to.

>>75109808
I wish Gura will move to Japan someday but it is what it is

I wonder how much time they spent making this shitpost narrative everyone sees through and no one cares about?

>>75110287
Its the same stuff from yesterday pretty much. Same topics word for word

>>75110064
>I often just go "cool I guess, are you coming back now?" when something drops
Do you actually tell he that or do you just think that? She needs to be told more often that streams are important than these projects.

>>75107481
>>75109348
The time you spent responding to that could've been spent taking your own advice and keeping your mouth shut chumbie

>>75110287
I wish more chumbies used the report button but I dont think anyone really cares to use it nowadays

>>75110492
I do

>>75110259
I wish Gura would focus on atreams instead of all this stupid bs that no one really cares about.

>>75110522
I guess /ggg/ isn't high on the janny priority list

>See you in a few days
>I want to stream more

proceeds to fuck off for 11+ days without a single peep
how in the fucking world are you not tired of this yet?

>>75110455
I mean you're not wrong, I shouldn't even acknowledge it even with indirect (You)s.
But I also know these shitposting waves will come and go regardless of what the situation is and regardless of what I do.
Shoganai.

>>75110721
Even /#/ has constant moderation, it's quite sad.

>>75110802
M RT

>>75110731
People need to hold her accountable for what she says. That's all there is to say on the matter.

>>75110827
I can appreciate how /#/ has more chumbies than global does these days

you mean this shit? >>75110067
it's not gura related so who cares, just hide the comment

>>75110428
I did actually respond to her tweets that I'd enjoy it infinitely more if she was around

Gargonzola Gula my beloved.

>>75110948
People give this thread shit, but Global is even worse for Chumbies (unless you have no self respect and larp as some other EN fanbase I guess)

Demons Roots is unironically pretty kino

>>75110827
How the hell do you even moderate that place? Although it does make sense because that's where a lot of the board's shitposters flock to.

>>75110721
Dead thread for a dead streamer.
Nuthin personal kid

>>75111485
Can't even meme right, sasuga sisters.

>>75111306
You should go to the 2d hentai games general in /vg/.

I mostly don't use Global because it moves too fast and I'm not always on the same page as them.
I'd rather focus on other things while having slower threads in the background.

>>75111618
Same desu

>>75111612
I like his posts here