/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>75063680
oh shit that's huge news

Glam nigga...my beloved...

Thanks for za bread!
What the fuck is a glam goal

Nothing gets me more excited than a character that has one fucking trait. Hiro Mashima and Blue Lock should team up to create the most one-trait character ever created.

Thanks for the bread!
Cute rat singing

Imagine being Isagi's parents and you demure boy comes back and tells you to kill yourself for serving him warm coffee

THERE IT IS
THE CHIGGERS X OSHA BOY MOMENT

>>75063871
He only tells people to kill themselves on the field, it's ok

Delete this joke of a character already.

Aryu is the weirdest guy in here and its blue lock

GLAM NIGGA MY BELOVED
FUNNIEST FUCKER IN THIS SERIES

Barou and this dude are the complete opposite. I bet nervous hulk outmuscles our king though

Battle between bros

The dude with a ton of anxiety feels more intimidating than Rin desu.

God this is so fucking kino

Here we go

>>75063753
HELL YEAH, that basically confirms that her announcement tomorrow is an outfit

>>75064178
he's the hulk, instead of acting calm all the time, he's a fucking living nervous breakdown

MY AWAKENED KING

>>75064250
I was pretty sure it would be the outfit yeah
it's about time

GO CHIGGERS

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO
The team has excellent teamwork now

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

Rrat Love

>>75064110
You called it

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAMERO

Rin is an absolute monster

>nice metavision faggot, did your mom get it for you?

Rin is like Nagi on steroids with the apathy and lack of trying

I'm still sad that the official translation of Rin's catchphrase ended up being half-baked, lukewarm worked way better with his water theme

>Rin doesn't have a match-long charge up time for his Jigsaw and can do it instantaneously
it's over for Isagi...

>>75064680
Nagi isnt apathic, he just wants constant stimulus

Isagi would be a good Speedwagon

>>75064737
Sorry, I meant Nagi during his first appearance. Current Nagi is very much trying and a teamplayer

Fucking hell Rin

Get out-puzzled fag

Bae's stuttering there trying to formulate what's happening was very cute

this is a 1v1 fight where bachira is just throwing chairs for the fun of it

Crazy vertical

okay glam guy is growing on me

That was a Gagamaru move

Glambro has crazy jumps

>I wanna see Rin hyped
Oh man Bae needs to watch season 2 so bad

Nagi can't stop dunking on Reo

GO NAGI GO

GO NAGI

HURRY UP PUZZLE FUCKER

GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

GAHHHHHH KIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY SHIT NAGI
GOALLLLLLL

LET'S FUCKING GO NAGI

man i like nagi a lot. he just makes up shit as he goes

>Sorry Reo. Your cock can't satisfy me like Isagi can.

>i can't go back to how I was before with how good this feels

Anyone know the ost that was just playing?

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
FUCK REO, ISANAGI FTW

>Sorry Reo... I've had Isagi's cock and I can't go back

bae i know youre reading me right now please let me have a piss break

>>75065334
>>75065368
This is literally what it is kek

>Rin, you lack hatred

I love the actual BL writing in this show. That's so funny, I really wasn't expecting that to actually happen.

>>75065313
His trapping strenght means that any pass can become a goal, its a fun way to keep him interesting and hype

Bae should watch Gundam

>>75065500
UC right?

>>75065500
this!

Finally some tits. I feel like a fucking monk.

sex with Anri

>>75065552
BUDDHA BE PRAISED

>>75065552
The monk should've had tits...

Cute...

What’s fucking scary is the idea of Rin awakening

>Blue Lock images on gelbooru: 1324
>Images of Teieri Anri: 10
Fucking hell.

>>75065757
His awakening is him trying, at all

>>75065786
she's just there so you dont start seeing chigiri with weird eyes

>>75065786
Gou from Free! miraculously has at least 400 images

King has done nothing this match so far

WTF

Rin is too fucking ahead

I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT KNOW THAT YOU KNOW

i fucking hate zombie rin later on

>MASTER OF PUPPETS

This Rin fella needs to have sex

This chuuni ass edge lord with main character syndrome

Puppeteer Ninjutsu…

Rin is like Barou and Nagi and Isagi all combined into one dude

>>75066074
and lose testosterone? hell no

Take your cocks out that will distract him.

THE KING HUNGERS

KING

ENTER
KING REBORN

GO KING GOOOOOO

GO KING GO

GO KING GO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That panel went so fucking hard in the manga

>CURB YOUR MC SYNDROME NERD, DONT SHINE TOO BRIGHT

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
KING I KNEEL

MY KING
MY GOAT

MY KING

Stop saying you're gonna devour men and men are going to devour you.

Barou gets stronger if he is being overshadowed. Now I get it

>>75066360
no dissing the anime but the manga is so much better

>>75066433
>FEED ME MORE MEN ISAGI!

>>75066433
Blame Isagi, he's the one who started the devouring autism

>>75066436
he's basically an uknown variable that lives in the dark waiting to strike.
it fits his "king in the shadow" theme

>>75066461
holy KINO

GOBBLE UP HIS COCK BAROU

THE KING WONT STOP

>>75066433
DEVOUR HIM BAROU

There's only been like 3 free kicks/throw-ins in this entire fucking anime.

>>75066461
The manga art is fucking spectacular. Anime is good as an access point but the animation is quite lacking indeed

>who can suck Barou's dick harder

>4fun player realizes ranked isnt 4fun

Bachira...

B-Bachira...

Really hope they don't choose Rin over Bachira...

Bachira awakening inc, I feel it
The menhera is a precursor

>>75066619
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT

He’s actually a hulk

>stronger player with more stamina
Raichi in fucking shambles

>The hulk is built like a brick shithouse who doesn't tire out

>>75066927
Raichi still has his SEXY FOOTBALL, he'll be fine

RIn just did a Ronaldo

Rin's free shots are a nightmare

H-HE'S BLUE

Bae's gonna lose her fucking mind during this next episode, I've been waiting for this moment all season

I keep getting jumpscared by the endings too

extremely cute rat singing

>>75067166
+ squeak

Hentai protag and dumbass is a good combo

This dude is so dumb lmfao

Excuse me bae he's called blue lock man

BL ASS

>>75067338
Hot

Isagi is having an autism hyperbreakdown again...

Bachira don’t do it…

>>75065500
I just joined to give this post my blessing.
Bye.

Chuuni basketball rat

My anime moment in TaeKwonDo was winning a tournament at 12 by going "i will win by countering with my spin kick"
thinking back, it worked because every kid was scared of getting hit and i was the only suicidal one that was okay with trading blows

>Stream buffers when Bae is talking about some cool chuuni story
Fuck me

>holy shit Rin changed his tactics based on me

Self-cannibalism IKZ

>>75067580
Bae was talking about how she managed to anime-style avoiding the girl marking her by moving about too quickly for her to follow

Half of the shit Isagi is saying is shit only he will understand

Every time he has a meltdown he comes back stronger

KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HOLY FUCK
HE OUTPLAYED HIM

>GET FUCKED

ISAGI YOU FUCK
STOP SCARING ME
GOAAAAAAAAAAAL

HOLY SHIT
OUTSMARTED

GO ISAGI GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OUTPLAYED
GET FUCKED
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>HE CAN'T PREDICT ME IF I SHOOT BACKWARDS!

>Outsmart the guy who is already outsmarting your attempts to outsmart him
Kino

Bachira... Your kyodai is gonna leave you behind...

Bachira...

kek poor chiggers got done dirty by Hulk

Bachira is having his first menhera arc

Bachira is about to do something crazy I can feel it

Bachi...

nagi you dont need to give them pep talks

He's getting keked by Rin...

HES GONNA AWAKEN

Bachira's demon is just the guy from Ferngully

>I MUST WIN BECAUSE I WANT FRIENDS

His monster is a fart cloud

bachirussy...

>I don't care if it's Rin or Isagi!
>WAIT I WON'T BE PICKED? NOOOOOO STOP IT'S NOT FAIR!!!

GO ISAGI

GO ISAGI GOOOOO

HOW THE FUCK RIN

AAAAAA FUCK YOU RIN

HIS MONSTER IS GRADUATING

>i just gotta kill my delusion

REJECT SCHIZOPHRENIA

>Bachira's powerup is rejecting his schizophrenia

MONSTER LOVE!

Ever become so gay you willed away your schizophrenia

I'll root for the enemy once
GO BACHIRA GO

AIEEEEEEEEE HIS MONSTER WAS HOLDING HIM BACK

WHITE EYES

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK

He's becoming one with his Schizophrenia

WHAT IS HE DOING

>literally become ultra schizo and shut everyone off

HE IS /BECOMING/ SOCCER ITSELF

HE IS THE MONSTER

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE THESE MOVES

ENTER
ISAGI

MONSTER LOVE

IT'S A FUCKING SCHIZO OFF

MONSTER LOVE
NICE SAVE ISAGI

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN, REST IN PEPPERONI MONSTA SAN

MONSTER LOVE
GO ISAGI

>I PREDICTED YOU WOULD /BECOME/
MONSTER LOVE

Numbness like a ginger is a refence to how gingers have no souls

This nigga is mega autistic

Aryu is the most mentally ill character in this series and we just had bachira kill his own tulpa

Wtf kek

>>75069191
Do you know how little that narrows it down?

>>75069213
He's so based

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

OWARI DA

It’s fucking over

OWARIIIIIII

owari da...

>Rin is gay for Isagi now

WHAT THE FUCK

What a fucking twist

holy shit

What will happen to the other three...

I kinda thought of this scenario.
Them losing but MC still being chosen

is chigiri ever not angry at isagi for any random thing?

B-but my Isagi/Nagi bromance...

Oh great. Have to put up with one-note-man and one-note-man 2 now.

Man…

its kinda funny that these two giga autismos are like the first people to treat isagi like a person

Aryu is so fucking strange

>>75069612
Rin and Navarre from Fire Emblem are boring af

>>75069604
You will have your Isabachi instead and you will like it

So is Bachira a non-schizo now?

>>75069787
for now

That's the most bullshit and Chuuni shit Rin has said yet

>99% of gamblers quit before they hit it big

>being lucky is a skill

>luck comes to those who have stronger desires, it's a skill

>luck?
>cringe bro
Thanks Ego

So its just probability manipulation. Minimize the number of probabilities and you are bound to get better results

When you think about it, Ego is actually the most mentally ill character of them all

So it wasn't luck

>He accelerated faster so luck was in his favor

>Ego analyzes Live Leak footage and explains where they went wrong and what they could've done better

>>75070023
it was luck. if the ball flew in the other direction rin couldnt have scored.
The point is that he took the position in the off chance it came his way

Ego is so fucking extra

Ego is saying the same thing Rin said but with different words

>Luck is directly proportional to desire
Real?

He's gonna DEVOUR luck

>you never win unless you bet
>sure you have low chances of winning, but not betting equals 0 chances, which is less than the low chances
that's how im processing it

>>75070174
I guess it makes some sense- if you never place yourself in a position to be lucky, those chances will never come/you can’t act on them

Time for some powerful fucking Engrish

>Argentina
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>White

Absolute massacre and magnificent engrish incoming

ARGENTINA ARGENTINA ARGENTINA ARGENTINA ARGENTINA ARGENTINA ARGENTINA ARGENTINA

ENTER

ARGENTINA VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How come the Huehuehue's looks like Blanka while the rest look like fags?

>TotallyNotMbappe

>French player
>black
i fucking love this mangaka
>>75070323
brazilians can double jump and channel electricity

Isagi is a goober

>Bachira to Nagi to now Rin
Isagi is a whore

Kek Bae

Rin…

>>75070394
he's a harem mc

>LET'S GOBBLE THEM ALL UP~

This is kinda gay bro

My sides

ENGRISH SO KEWL

Lmfao Bae
These are some buff/tale fucking 16-7 year olds though

>actual eigo
WTF

I fucking can't with this engrish

Cringe......................

ENGLISH AND ENGRISH

kek, kino eigo

Holy kek

the spanish and the sudaca should be calling everyone puto

WAOW THAT'SA FUTBALL

EIGO JOUZU

Kek

why the fuck does the brazilian guy talk like that?

HELLO EVERYNYAN
HOW ARE YOU
FINE SANK YU

GOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

>>75070705
That's just what Brazilians talk like and look like

>>75070705
too many capirinha

Isagi was the tardwrangler…

My little rat idol can't be this straight.

>>75070842
He was able to tardwrangle Barou, he can tardwrangle anyone at that point

>>75070842
isnt it kinda worrying that a guy with huge mood swings and psychotic behaviour is the wrangler?

Loki hasn't said a word because he's actually not a team member

>>75070902
Don't forget his obsession with devouring

>nothen personnel

Holy shit he's faster than Chiggers

The French are THIS autistic?

HAYAI

>>75071065
no that's just based on a real life player

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylian_Mbapp%C3%A9

>>75070902
On and offfield Isagi are completely different people
Holy shit Loki is fast as fuck

>Let's hit those showers.

These fuckers are different. They weren't even trying before
Why did the eigo actually get worse from last episode

ay la concha de tu madre pablo

The argie looks so fruity

LMAO

>I've got no interest in male bodies.
Finally a non-gay character...

>the samurai fears the pirate
>>75071151
he's probably from capital

>I've got no interest in male bodies
He's breaking the 4th wall

REARRY?

>>75071185
t. formosa

Hungry rat

Rin got nerfed hard.

>If you open up your legs that easily, people will think you are a loose guy

RIN A WHORE

>>75071247
R-Rin...

That they scored a goal is kinda amazing

That was a massacre

This arc is easily the fucking best

ITS OVER

Rin is built different

That would be pretty kino if all the other worthwhile losers come in to complete this team

LOL

>>75071410
They need Chigiri and Nagi back with how Rin suddenly forgot how to play.

REENTER

I hope Gagamaru made it

ENTER
KING
CHIGGERS
NAGI

I don't normally complain about chat but God I hate "Hololive EN" jokes.

They all look like throwaways.

All of these are new faces... where's Heroman, Raichi and Gaga

ENTER
RAICHI
GAGAMARU

ENTER
RAICHI
GAGAMARU

Don't fucking tell me Kunigami didn't make it

BUDDHA BE PRAISED

I KNEW HE WOULD SURVIVE

Kunigami…
ALSO MONK DUDE WTF

KUNIGAMI LOVE

HOW THE FUCK DID THE MONK MAKE IT IN BUT HEROMAN DIDN'T

Kunigami...

HOW IS MONK NIGGA A LIVE

Oh they just cut out the Kunigami match completely huh

>>75071833
>>75071855
>>75071867
>he didnt believe
NAMUSAN

No.... Gymbro....

This nigga looks wild

Quality soccer.

GO GO GO GO GO
GALLO SENGEN
GO GO GO GO GO

>>75071935
Now that's a Chad stride if I ever saw one...

Blue Lock vs U-20s

>Akshually we have a healthy relationship

Itachi...

i unironically want to see what's monk nigga's awakening

The return of the first intro in the ending is always good

>>75072123
without spoiling anything, its hilarious

Kunigami...

FUCK Kuon
Kunigami...

Kunigami...

I have a feeling Kunigami will return

>They didn't even show the wild card door
nyo...

the movie is a gay spinoff i wont touch at all

>Nagi movie.
That sounds gay as fuck.

The guy that eliminated Kunigami will probably end up bring my favorite character, I have a good feeling...

I'LL UNLEASH MY WEAPON ONCE MORE
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
RATE THE ANIME SHOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

>Bachira is still her favorite character
Short kings, we won

Bachira IS amazing

>>75072310
>Hyper autist almost has a breakdown then realizes a basic soccer or teamwork thing and then uses it to make a breakthrough/10

I really like Bachira and Nagi too
Isagi is surprisingly good too, on the field he’s a lot of fun

we can agree Barou was actually the coolest, right?

To anyone interested: read the manga.
They did a good adaptation, but the manga is just better in any way shape or form

Chigger is the best character because he runs fast.

>>75072310
Great anime/10
Bae loved it too and watching it with her was very fun/10
I'm an anime only but I'll probably read the manga after this

Man it speaks how cool everyone is that its actually hard to pick a character to call the best

>>75072310
Isagi WILL devour every man/10
Bachira was the monster all along/10
Barou is still the king/10
Reo will never be reunited with Nagi/10

>>75072463
Definitely
Isagi is probably my favorite character though which is rare for an MC to be my fav

SEKIROOOOOOOOOO

Looks like Yakuza movie is next- no Kiwami 2 until after the movie
SEKIRO NEXT WEEK

SEKIRO AND PRINCESS PEACH NEXT WEEK NO MATTER WHAT!

YAKUZA LIVE ACTION SOON
SEKIRO SOON
PEACH GAME SOON
MONHUN TRY OUT SOON

Sexkiro

SEKIRO NEXT WEEK
Also Bae will be trying out MH: World just once
Kiwami 2 will be in 2ish weeks after she does a watchalong for the Yakuza movie
also the princess peach game

bae you need to beat world to access iceborne

Bae.... you're like 2 months late just give up.

My top 5 favorite characters
1:Barou
2:Nagi
3:Isagi
4:Chiggers
5:Gagamaru

SCHEDULE

She might do the Kyalli style of putting streams up ahead of time instead of a schedule

>Sekiro
>Princess Peach
>Monhun
>maybe MMR
good week ahead

>>75072469
And he has a nice bussy

Betting the schedule is because of the upcoming outfit

Hello diamonds in the rough, ego bought too many noodles so now we are in the red.
awaken your powers,dribble some balls and rate the stream

Possible guerilla MMR

>>75072839
today?

>>75072854
She said maybe
also MMR is always on monday

>>75072818
Kino, pure kino / 10
I'm in such an incredible mood after this stream and what we've got coming up. So glad she finally remembered to pick up this series

>>75072854
Would be the usual Monday timeslot I imagine

>>75072705
for me its
>Barou
>Aryu
>Gagamaru
>Isagi
>Bachira

>>75072818
kino/10
What a great series. Had a lot of fun watching with Bae.
great week next week too.

>>75072818
Super fun series/10
I thoroughly enjoyed that, every episode passed crazy fast
Rare I like a MC in this kind of show so it’s a nice change of pace

>>75072705
Mine are
1- Isagi
2- Bachira
3- Kunigami (yes I'm heartbroken)
4- Barou
5- Nagi

Sure when isagi freezes mid sentence and has mood swings he's cool but when i do that im "unstable"

>>75072705
For me, it's probably:
1. Bachira.
2. Barou
3. Isagi
4. Nagi
5. Chigiri

>>75072705
Here's a sexier top
1. Raichi
2. Barou
3. Isagi
4. HERO (I miss him...)
5. Gagamaru

>>75072818
O R E G L A M /10

KINO
KINDA GAY AT TIMES
BUT THAT'S OK BECAUSE IT WAS MOSTLY COOL AS SHIT
SEASON 2 DOKO????????????????

>>75072994
Have you tried falling apart in a cloud of jigsaw pieces?

>>75072705
1: Chiggers he fast.
2: Woman I can't be bothered to remember name of shows up and the immense sausage fest of BL makes my pp react as if I've been sailing the seven seas for months without seeing a woman.
3: Isagi the empty slate gobbling up men left and right in order to learn things like "other players have eyes too" or "People can only see what their eyes can see".
4: Nagi better Bachira
5: Barou better Raichu

Why didn't any of you people tell me Blue Lock was gonna be good shit?
I mixed this show up with another and thought it was gonna be boring

>Bae played Rise on keyboard
I didn't even remember that what the fuck, no wonder she bounced off it so hard
How did we let that happen

>>75072705
1. Aryu
2. Isagi
3. Anri because if I put Chigger here that'd be me admitting Chigger is cuter than her
4. Barou
5. Chigger

Chiggers is our word
You can say Chigga

>>75073062
>Barou Better raichi
if anything, hulk was the better raichi

So now that the dust has settled, which Blue Lock character do I need to emulate to woo Bae?

>>75073071
I’ve been seeing nothing but high praise and hype for it in the last

>>75073193
Rin, it's always been Sasuke to get to her heart

>>75073071
I've shilled it from day one

>>75073163
Hulk and Glam are the worst characters so far. They're Fairy Tail villain henchman of the week tier bad.

I’m so ready for Sekiro
Another step in her gamer journey and just a fantastically fun game

no but really, i can overlook the crocs, but why does Ego have extremely line-arted teeth

>>75073276
Hulk is kinda one-note but glam man is fun for me

>>75073276
>puts the funniest nigga in all of fairy tail there
>complains about glam
horrendous taste, your ego is shit

>>75073318
He’s uncanny valley the dude

>>75073318
he evolved to eat noodles

>>75073372
The ultimate Japanese man

>>75073132
I'll play it safe and say POC (Player of (hasty) Careers)

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/tanigo_why-hololives-australian-performance-made-activity-7191733800089878528-g-Z3?trk=public_profile

yagoo is happy about the response to the australian dreamhack concert and how outsiders whove never really been exposed vtubers had a great time

>>75073517
Great news and a big win for Hololive

why didnt kunigami just eat his opponents? is he stupid?

>>75073834
He didn't learn how to Isagimaxx

>>75073834
Eating your opponents is not a heroic act...

>>75073834
he broke his teeth on monk's head

>>75073834
His autism ran out of gasoline, like Rin's did.

>>75073834
He should have just awakened his hybrid bloodline

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1786641041057316960
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1786641041057316960

prepare to die /rrat/!

I missed all of Blue Lock, I got something to binge with the streams later I guess

Still cant believe barou got mad at his own scenario and that made him stronger.
What a series

Bae liked this image of her in my bathtub.

>>75074719
i think tonight i will masturbate to bae