/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

>>75038415
Solid 9 today

>>75038415
1

>Alias Another Crab's Treasure
https://youtu.be/IYVtQNyyGC0
>Mio Halo 2
https://youtu.be/bnLHFJhT3Pg
>Rosemi Goose Goose Duck collab
https://youtu.be/M8TJD1Xp8QQ
>Shimada hanging out w/ KK
https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber
>Sleepy Pikmin 3
https://youtu.be/ITNou50Psrs

Alias really knows how to appeal directly to my penis

Gifted subs was a mistake

>>75039046
Fuck my mermaid fetish...

>>75038415
It's gonna be 9 for me today.

Yup, that's me. A kanichad.

v4m would be a better place for a lot of these posts

Did Mio have any paypigs back in the day? I feel like the majority of her current rum barons at most only have 1 year badges or just recently got their 2 year badges

>Game has "R - Move Camera" in the middle of the screen
>Can't figure out how to move the canera
Alias...

>>75039827
Blackout

I wish I was Yuuna's cat and got to play with her boobs every day

La creatura de mucho sexo

>>75038876
Now THIS is overlap

Hello, I hope you're having a wonderful prelude to the weekend. I love my insane, polygonal spidermama and feeling my insides explode as strong fists rhythmically hammers my body as the sounds of slide whistles play in the background. I'm Ami's punching bag

Horrific

What did Mio edit out of the Bunny Garden stream?

We love Haewon/Alias /here/

>>75038415
hello why are there cats on my catalog

[Devastating news]
KK's chat is filled with j*ngers

>>75040244
We're giving them out here, you can take one if you want to

>>75040260
NO NOT LIKE THIS, YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME ON AN EARLY SHIMADA STREAM

>I don't play many video games
>Actually, I'm pretty bad at video games
This will go well

>>75040385
We got that jong on us...

>>75040244
The womenfolk love their felines

I think Alias SUCKS at video games

>women love ayggs
So true Shimada, never stop speaking truth power

>Shimada took French in elementary school
>Had an assignment to go into a French bakery and order something using only French
>Stood outside the door so she wasn't technically in the bakery and yelled her order in English
So based

>don't call her a pretty kitty
>she's a skrunkly little fuckin' tiger looking thing
Damn, KK.

>Shimada is not a pretty kitty, she's a skrunkly tiger-looking thing
A true /tsunX/ cat

>Alias mindbroken by the tutorial area of Koma's game

What's shishou's deal with the In and Out restaurant? What even is In and Out?

KK and shishou have dragged us to HELL

>they actually started playing mahjong

>Retsuprae
That takes me back

>>75041434
Be strong...

>>75040968
It threw me for a loop when I saw her tweets about it on release day. And now it's flavor of the month for vtubers, what a small world.

I wish I was a crab so I could gangbang Alias to death

[Mio News]
She's ovulating

No sex with Mio for a week

>>75041751
Wasn't Amelia Earhart enough for those bloodthirsty little bastards?

>>75041779
No, she's menstruating.

>>75041833

So now I can keep track of Mio's period

If there's two things that really hammer home the point that most vtubers are Asian, it's shitty families and mahjong.

>This is the character Shimada's playing as
I'm not a jonger
but

>>75041057
it's just a burger joint, but pretty overhyped in my experience

>>75041779
peak beerpal

>>75041675
I've heard it's actually pretty good too, I'll probably pick it up next time I've got some cash to throw around

just look at this shit
this isn't a real game, somebody in china made it up

>>75040260

>>75042189
Yes. A real beauty, isn't she? Worth installing the game for, surely

>>75042571
>>75042640

>two tigerbros in here have made near identical posts about the stream twice now
What does Shimada do to you people

>>75039658
>post about [chuuba] in [corpo's general] instead
Lacking forsight

Alias saying "sucks for you" sounds an awful lot like "sex for you"

Heads up! New indie car racing series set to begin in a few minutes. Ami, Lisa, Mio, and Tonya are back: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtyLTe-AD9Y

Mio live with more Halo 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnLHFJhT3Pg

Kill Sakana.
https://youtu.be/yFG5AJ38p6U

my moody gf on her period

>>75042994
Fishman sounds like he's actually in a sardine can

>>75042994
fuck I forgot sakana was going to be in this rip

[Shimada news]
She's becoming too snackpilled

[Good news]
KK is eating

>>75042994

>Coffee company
>Dizzy drinking coffee
>Sakana is drinking tea

>>75042994
My ship is real

diet HATE

>>75042189
I'm such a fucking slut for chubby tummies...

>>75043307
She's bulking

Alias' range of voices is really impressive

>If you level up the girl in a wheelchair to max she becomes able to walk again
What the fuck is Mahjong Soul

>>75042847
I wasn't involved the second time so there are at least three highly synchronised tigerbros in this thread RIGHT NOW

>Mio bullies the gray
>he DMs her to apologize
kek

>How much do you guys wanna bet I'll die 20 times in this game?
Optimistic today, aren't we?

Wait, what showed at the end of Mio's yesterday stream?

>>75044558
She literally just said it. She accidently showed more of her arm than she was comfortable with.

>>75041431
>>75041434

>Shimada talking about soccer

Personally I think this stream would be better if Dizzy disemboweled Sakana with her bare hands and inhaled all of his internal organs like a vacuum cleaner

The overwhelming smug aura from this plushie is choking me

>If it has peanits in it I'll like it no matter what

I like how even KK gets completely taken aback by Shimada's signature foolishness sometimes

>>75045152
>I told KK that the difference between plant cells and animal cells is that plant cells are square and animal cells are circular, which is why plants are square and animals are circular

My girlfriend is numberfagging

>Crying and begging chat to play the game for her
Now this is GFE

>I'm eating sleep for dinner

I still think it's funny how yesterday Mio strongly implied she used to post on 4chan a lot and probably still does lol

>>75045637
Yes Alias is my girlfriend

>>75045934
>He doesn't know

[Shimada news]
Tigerbros have low IQ due to oxygen deprivation from gas leaks and water in their lungs

>>75045637
I am not confident Alias will beat this boss this stream, or possibly ever

>>75043532
I thought I was the only one. I heard he's married, but there's something about them...

Another night thinking about my beautiful smeely spidermom, who is also a cat, and how much I need to squish her and hold her, kiss her and love her, god she's so incredible it makes me smile just thinking about her voice...

Shimada...

>What was the last thing you've done to keep us happy? All you've done is come on stream to tell me I'm gross.

Read your fucking superchats Dizzy, you have an audience watching you

>>75046586
It would've been funny if she did her usual "starts baiting superchats """accidentally""" and gets distracted from the stream topic for half an hour" bit and just completely ignored Sakana the whole time

>>75046782
This was just badly planned, she should've prepared questions from the audience, not whatever she's doing

>>75046200
Dogeza NOW

>>75046977
OVERWHELMING PRIDE IN ALIAS ANONO

>This is gonna be the last game of mahjong we play
:D
>We'll probably switch to Fortnite
:D

>>75046586
Nah, fuck em.

>*Eagle screech*
>Oops, I didn't mean to hit the eagle button

I love this dumb autist ghost

>Why do most of your life experiences revolve around food?
>Because I'm a food motivated creature.
>I don't think the cadaver counted as food...
>I think it counted as food.

>Considers outfits overrated
Dizzy, Ember, Jelly, Muyu and Saya are never getting outfits :'(

>Shimada dipping fancy croissants in her cereal milk until they're soggy
Please arrest her

Is Sakana autistic?

fucking dumbass fish I swear he's a huge part of the phase girls' issues

This guy is retarded

>>75047765
Ember was just lamenting today how she doesn't even have a second costume despite coming up on her one year with Phase.
Fishman give my girl a cowboy costume or something PLEASE

Damn, it's no wonder Phase gen1 were about to destroy the company until Sakana hired Muumi.

Watching chuubas that play Halo just skipping passed entire combat sections is so frustrating. What's the point of playing an FPS if you're just gonna ignore the combat

>>75047997
He is worse than autistic, he is, and may Allah forgive me for uttering these words, Chinese-Canadian

>>75048331
Dear god...

>>75048328
This level fucking sucks

The amount of Chinese in this community really explains a lot.

I want Mio to drive me around in a warthog. It looks fun as hell

[Great News]

>Shimada's parents

Just imagine if Sakana wasn't married. I'm almost certain Phase would not have made it this far.

>>75048328
It's kind of interesting seeing it happen. They get really confused about where to go too because they're putting all their energy into running around trying not to get hit instead of just shooting and following the path the enemy spawns take you down. I mean it's frustrating too because you can solve all your problems by just shooting bad guys instead of avoiding all combat, but like, there's a good study in there somewhere.

>>75048324
Half of Phase's first gen don't even have second outfits yet and they're coming up on three years, it'd be quicker for Ember to save up for a new outfit herself than wait for the company to give her one

>>75048969
My bad, wrong thread.

>>75049363
Fish bashing is on-topic here today

Midsemi Midlock

>>75049155
For all of Tsunderia's fuck ups, even their first gen had second outfits only 6 months after debut.

>Shimada kept looking at my ahoge and saying she wants to pluck me like a Pikmin

>7 figures on commissions
How the fuck.

Any archive anon has the unedited version of the bunny garden stream? My recording got fucked

Would Mio be creeped out of lewd art of her getting fucked by the Gravemind?

>Takes her phone out in the middle of an Amazon grocery store
>It starts blasting two dudes yelling about skibidi toilet at full volume

Dizzy you didn't read ANY superchats

I think next members stream is going to be ruined by grays becoming new members

Finally Mio said it
Fuck membership gifts

>>75050705
They literally can't see them retard, tier 1 is emotes only

>>75050705
Tier 1 only gets emotes, membership streams are tier 2+

My honest reaction to that stream

Mio hates gifting!

The thing is she pushes people toward gifts by refunding donos of people who don't want refunds

>>75050329
https://gofile.io/d/bzcHOY

>>75051307
I thought they'd make it official but they're still tsundere

Mio used to be a lot nicer to me and read my messages way more often
I should just leave her

>>75051742
Stop it

>I look like a suburban mom at the chilli cook-off

mio feels like she's trying to push us away

>>75052101
She wants to feel good by making you "fight" harder to keep her. Don't feed her this bad attention.

Stop saying 'us' when it's just you behaving like a sensitive woman

>KK asks Shimada to elaborate on what an evil retro game is
>"Any game that makes me remotely mad"

>>75051717
Thank you very much anon

there has never been a good post with a meru bait image attached to it

>>75052486
It's always a truth they don't want to confront they call "bait".

>>75052386
>Mario 3 is evil
zoomerbros not like this

>Rosemi is a higher level in Tekken than Shimada is

>>75052486
>>75052622
>t. threadshitters tired of getting their baitposts called out

Wosemi role playing her voices goes really deep, she should become a voice actress

>>75052686
the meruposter just bites bait, but if you think it's "calling it out", that's fine i guess. the quality of the thread doesn't get better either way.

[Shimada news]
She's trying to groom KK into playing fighting games
>You have the gene.

>What has the state of my fanbase become?
wdsmbt

>>75052678
It really cannot be understated just how much her anxiety wrecked her performance in that tourney

Shimada's kittens...

>>75052893
No it's totally different, replying to everything you think is bait by not directly replying to it just shows everyone how smart and aware you are and is definitely not just shitting up the thread

>>75038415
7

I think there might be some credence to the Dizzy x Sakana rrat.

>>75055087
Both the official explanation of the fish being married and the rrats about him being with Dizzy are part of an elaborate cover up to hide the fact that he's gay

Guys I really like KK, can we keep her?

I want Mio to teabag my face.

I want Shimada to cause our untimely deaths in a traffic accident because she keeps hitting me in the face with a sticky hand while I'm driving

>>75055976
No, we've let you try to keep girls before and now half of them are dead.

>>75055976
the likers post about her

>>75057762
t-they're just sleeping...

Mio... your checkpoints wouldn't be so bad if you didn't run through all the encounters and leave everybody alive.

I have been professionally advised to gaslight women and make all of them think that they are my favorite

Damn i forgot how much of Blow me away was a banger

>>75058743
Faggot in chat trying to say the new shit was better

>>75058743
The official anthem of Halo 2 Windows Movie Maker montages

>KK and Shimada raided into fat dog

Reminder to have sexual thoughts about your spidermom before bed buckos
https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1786598607090487536

Mio hates fake asphyxiation enjoyers!

I want Mio to choke me out while she looks at me with cold, uncaring eyes

wose...

Peo!
https://youtu.be/MOSIqlbJZrI

>>75063169
I mean if I died like that it'd be way better than shooting myself

Love Dizzy

What kind of member content does Miori do? anything to fap to?

>>75066272
sometimes

Mio finished Halo 2 and will now be relaxing with Hades
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7mh2WtHvQ

>>75068699
yeah because she hates me

K.

>>75068699
how far's she made it? I know she got to styx one time.

>>75069028
Styx is the furthest she got. She hasn't made it to the final boss yet.

I love seeing mio gush about the halo ost. it make me feel fuzzy inside

>>75068699
>15 minute delay

Mio deleted the period tweet

I'll cheat on Mio this stream too because she hates me

>>75069182
she hits the champions pretty consistently so it's just a matter of time. especially if she starts unlocking the other keepsakes.

[GREAT NEWS]

mio is eating

mio's boobies look great today

>>75070697
it's just an orange and a tiny ice cream snack...

>>75070697
mio fat lol

>>75070868
more lunch than she usually eats!!! i'm proud of her!!

would

>I don't want random people to buy my voice packs and merch
>numberfag
I don't understand Mio sometimes

>>75071394
1000% stuffing it with the biggest tenga i can fit in there

>>75071800
It's not weird at all, she wants more people to watch her but she wants to do nice things like merch and voicepacks to the people who actually like her

>>75071800
She doesn't understand herself

>>75071800
The random people don't buy her voicepacks, they download it from the link that's still up in /t/ kek

unless mio catastrophically fucks up she's meeting daddy forkbeard soon

MIO'S GONNA FIGHT HER DAD LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>75072707
looking forward to her reaction to his second phase

>>75073164
i think hades' casts will ruthlessly merc her. but she'll learn

holy shit mio's fucking good at this game

drinking mio's nectar...

>>75074194
only if you are paypig and go offkai

>>75074242
I didn't know cavemen posted on here

>>75074194
Injecting Mio's nectar straight into my veins

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>75038415
I think I've been a 2 since Tuesday

>>75071800
I was gonna say woman moment but Mio is a special type of woman.

>>75069366
I mean it was kind of weird to tweet it honestly...
Really funny some anon on here thought she was ovulating

I'm gonna stop being a beerpal

What the fuck is Mio talking about

>>75078502
got shit in your ears or something?

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

if mio doesn't beat hades today she has to beat up her real dad to make up for it

mio fucking HATES that one fish

[BREAKING NEWS]
MIO HAS DEFEATED HER FATHER.

MIO'S DAD IS FUCKING DEAD LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mio is currently masturbating.

mio is peeing in the garden of persephone if you catch my drift

>>75079800
It's honestly amazing how fast she learns. You have to remember she's debuffed by her wrist, playing very aggresively, and reading chat at the same time.

mio's gonna sleep so fucking good after killing her dad i bet

Damn my wife is making me emotional In a good way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-Y4a1MOcF0

>>75080292
She beat The Champions once before today. She came within an inch of beating Hades blind on her first try. She made it back to Styx, past the Champions, 3 more times in a row, & beat Hades on the 3rd try. That's just a fucking amazing showing, & she did it while streaming.
I feel nothing but overwhelming pride.

>share the joy with people i love and care about
She's saying that because I wasn't there to watch and she hates me

>>75081302
This is such a cringe ritual.

>>75081338
I'm simply stating facts

did anons boyfriend pass her exam

I like you Mio but you actively ignored me today for some reason so I cant say I love you back.

I do believe rosemi has something in May month and the four

After Mio admitted she only pretends to like me I'm not going to watch her anymore

>>75081604
She passed her PC through her digestive system

why the SEAcuck does this cringe every day?

>>75082182
You're the one who will be one after Offkai, EUcuck

>>75082072
>>75081694
>>75081302
Can you stop?

>Mamalesta:"WHY YOU STREAM 10 HOURS?"
>Mio:"I made ~500 USD today"
Just tell her this Mio.

>>75082218
Only if she stops ignoring me and making it obvious she hates me

>>75082292
>makes hundreds of usd playing games
>hates her job
If only this retard knew how easy she has it

No biting! Bad beerpals and Mio!

she is eating and getting fatter

>>75083137
You forgot to put [Good news] at the start of your post

>>75083235
because she will hate herself more (rightfully)

Robowife is chatting with two of her wives
https://youtu.be/Alq_Fms0pkE

>>75082141
>>75083235
So did this guy

>>75083311
Taking bets on whether Lumi gets drunk and tries to get Meche and Joru to order food. Again.

How much do I have to donate to get to have sex with Miori?

>>75083740
Your heart.

>>75083863
This poster is lying I did that and she only played with my feelings

>>75083740
Your soul pretty much.
You actually need the commitment of an actual relationship, you will quit porn too because you will only jerk off to what Mio provides you and get a pavolian dog reaction to her ASMR that makes your dick instantly leaking precum as soon as the 3DIO is turned on

>>75084006
Jerking off to the thought of Mio? Why would you cheat on real Mio like that?

>>75084006
Literally none of that applies to me, but Mio loves me, sexually

>>75071800
She simultaneously wants an extremely devoted audience and an extremely large audience but doesn't seem to understand that those things are pretty much mutually exclusive. She needs to either definitively choose growth and accept that most of her audience will consist of casual fans, or choose intimacy and accept that this will limit the size of her audience significantly.

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

>>75049584
Jawsemi Locklock

>>75082218
Man I can't even vent here without being accused of samefaggotry.
I just hate being ignored despite caring enough about Mio to watch her streams for fucking hours late night.
But it's okay tho, I am not the type that sends her dramatic CCs or whatever, I'll just leave quietly to watch other girls instead.

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, her plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel..beautiful...

>>75083740
I've donated over 10k dollars and nothing yet, keep trying

>it's ok to go to bed, beerpal
>hours later
>To everyone that kept me company as I finished playing Halo 2 and Hades for the first time today, thank you so much
so which is it, bitch?

>>75089637
There's no winning with this bitch

>>75089637
Both things are true retard. She's thankful for the people who could stay, but it's okay if you had to sleep

>>75089853
she's specifically leaving out the people who went to bed

>>75089935
Don't go to bed then next time retard. I did because I physically couldn't hold my eyes open anymore, but I'm not an idiot who thinks she's calling people out or some shit

Mio just thanked me for having sex with her.

>ESL fucks looking for second meanings in Mio words

>>75090291
She should also include the people who went to bed early in her thanks, but nope, she only thanked the ones who were there the whole time
You were there almost the whole stream but couldn't stay up for the last hour? Too bad, Mio doesn't like you

Why does she only thank people in streams I didn't watch, never in the ones I do

I miss big sis...

>>75091139
she hates you

Mio still owes me the anal sex skeb

>>75092426
Cuties

>>75092426
Complete vtuber nekofication

>>75092426
Saya's so ready to get a mouthful of Dizzy's big greasy slimebags

>>75085996
soon...

>been watching Mio for 2 years
>one of her rum barons
>watch every stream
>still not one of her favorites
what am I doing wrong? do I just lack the special sauce to make her love me?

https://twitter.com/orlaganceann/status/1786784863892422943
Damn, these look good. Enjoy them burgerbros, I am seething with jealousy.

Since Mio has so much more fun when I'm not around I'll skip the rest of her streams so she can enjoy them more

https://twitter.com/tsuruginen/status/1786786613588279386
Nen attempting a duet post for the first time. Singing's as good as ever.

>>75093783
For the first and hopefully only time in my life I feel a little sad that I'm not going to California

>>75094790
Same, it bums me out we don't get these bigger events on the east coast. Might save up to go next year.

>>75086767
Is there a link between playing Tekken and developing TMJ?

I shouldn't have slept, I should've watched Mio until the end, I'll never sleep again

>>75096551
she talked about how much she loves reading and hearting vod comments & she'd feel guilty if you did stay up. is ok as long as you aren't gonna be a fag about it

>>75096905
But her posting stuff that makes us feel guilty for going to bed is perfectly acceptable for her

>>75096905
You're not making it any better for her, she only reads and hearts comments made a few minutes after the stream ended, which won't be yours if you slept and woke up like 5 hours after the stream ended

welp, that's what i get for posting during europal hours

>>75097039
At the risk of you somehow finding out who I am, you're a fucking retard because I commented 5 hours after the stream ended and she hearted it before she went to bed.

>>75096987
you are being a fag about it

>>75097538
and she is being a bitch

>>75063213
If lockjaw, why sammich?

>>75097608
She isn't, but you are

>>75097538
nta but she is rewarding people for staying with her until the end even though she said it was ok to go to bed

if you weren't there for the entire stream she doesn't love you

>>75070898
Wonderful news

I think it would be for the best if all Beerpals went to sleep and then never woke up again

>>75098427
I'll make her regret it

>>75096987
Holy shit you are such a little bitch. Grow a pair and maybe try learning to read while you're at it. She thanked people for keeping her company. Were you there? You kept her company. She's thanking you too retard.

I left early to go to bed and don't feel guilty at all. This is a you problem. If your ego is so fucking fragile that you can't handle this I don't know what to tell you.

>>75098715
>try learning to read
why don't you?
>To everyone that kept me company as I finished playing Halo 2 and Hades
>as I finished
she could just have said for the people who watched her play but she specified as she finished them

europals honestly probably have an even worse median than seanigs

>>75098925
Nah, not even close

>>75098847
She beat the game in the stream so the whole stream was spent "finishing" the game genius.If you were there you kept her company while she finished them.

You're purposely choosing to interpret it this way. If you listen to what she said or read the responses to idiots like you on CC it's obvious she didn't mean you needed to be there the whole time.

>>75099235
she could very easily have worded it differently if she meant everyone who watched her, not just the ones who were there the whole time

why is it that you seek to emulate seanigs so much

>>75099235
>>75099235
She admitted she only pretends to like some viewers. Why should I believe she didn't mean that, and wasn't just saying it to appease them?

>>75099373
god I hope this bait, I refuse to believe people are this fucking stupid

New thread
>>75099620
>>75099620
>>75099620

mio hate

mio cute

Mio love!

mio hates beerpals who went to bed

>>75100308
buy rope you loser, amazon can get it to you in a day mio loves all her beerpals.

>>75100378
>she literally admitted she doesn't love all beerpals THIS WEEK
watch streams

>>75100407
I watch all streams. You're just a retard. You send multiple messages over cc and tellonym your writing style stands out sooner or later she'll realize it.