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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - AZKi million edition redux

Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.

This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.

https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.

Research 1: https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2: https://holo.poi.cat/
Research 3: https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7gRHgQ0yI0

F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard: https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive: https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)

Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends): https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/

Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC: https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/

Previous Thread: >>74583029

>> No.74798423

Thanks for baking! Good thing I checked before doing one myself

>> No.74798475
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>>74798423

>> No.74799015

it burns red...

>> No.74799118
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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,981,736.21.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 28):
>Kiara :: $139,529.55 [252.43% over Avg]
>Sana :: $40,714.23 [30.80% under Avg]
>Pekora :: $36,080.80 [53.88% over Avg]
>Aki :: $30,086.35 [60.05% over Avg]
>Shinri :: $25,123.18 [150.67% over Avg]
>Hakka :: $20,707.17 [60.14% over Avg]
>Hajime :: $7,755.42 [17.83% over Avg]
>Fauna :: $7,398.17 [21.29% over Avg]
>Kanade :: $5,335.81 [52.77% over Avg]
>Lui :: $3,608.43 [15.19% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 69):
>Hololive :: -$75,580.32 [79.59% under Avg]
>Pochimaru :: -$32,569.46 [41.44% under Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$28,017.94 [4.05% under Avg]
>Ayame :: -$24,510.48 [63.58% under Avg]
>Subaru :: -$24,105.22 [20.89% under Avg]
>Altare :: -$22,639.40 [37.75% under Avg]
>Miko :: -$20,159.18 [19.07% under Avg]
>Botan :: -$16,977.24 [4.60% over Avg]
>Koyori :: -$15,157.51 [0.17% under Avg]
>Syrios :: -$8,697.56 [4.70% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Coco :: 87.19%
>Hololive :: 44.51%
>Marine :: 22.65%
>Suisei :: 21.55%
>Aqua :: 8.48%
>Miko :: 8.30%
>Noel :: 7.77%
>Kanata :: 7.00%
>Calliope :: 6.79%
>Kanaeru :: 6.19%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$426.68
Average Upward Adjustment is $12,236.99
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,565.56

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Amelia, Civia, Hakka, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and TO THE MOON!

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>>74799118
the east is burning red...

>> No.74800759
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>>74799118
It's time for another Seiso Market Update!
Spicy Chimpkin Eidtion.

>Kiara moggs her Oshi.
>Sana looks to finally rebound back to her spot.
>Pekora collected enough energy for a spirit bomb.
>Lui - I was hoping for a better result...
>M*les are cracking the top 10 once again.
>Amelia is still hanging on!
>Ina takes a small tumble. Pick up when the price is right for her BDay next month.
>Nerissa - looks to build on an already big price!

BUY
>Holochannel - Mr Stark, I dont feel so good... BUY!
>Pochimama - should always be a pick up here.
>Ayame - I think this is a good price to buy at. She tends to be higher most days.
>Marine - I love her in her 30s.

The market is now just fucking with us at this point. Holochannelbros just gotta hang on, it will recover...tabun...
Good day to buy some funds.
And we have a new fund ready for the Public! KGWD Fund is to take your money!
Let me know if I missed anything.

Take your meds, be good to your oshi, and STAY SEISO~

>> No.74800957

>>74799118
>>74800759
thanks for the updates!

>> No.74801573

>>74800759
seiso... we became poor... cup noodle end...

>> No.74801624

>>74801573
Yeah, good thing I stocked up on some noods.
I also have a big tub of rice to go with it.

>> No.74802006
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>>74765948
Aki love!

>> No.74802246

>>74802006
Aki rally is on!

>> No.74802455

>>74802246
yeah on me!

>> No.74802543

>>74802455
Koyolabo posted this.

>> No.74802618
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>>74802543
He's got a point, you know. One rally on koyolabo coming up!

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>>74802543
>>74802618
waoooooo!

>> No.74802890

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1BUiN7KAwU
Time to rally the market!!!!

>> No.74803790

>>74802890
s..she bangs so hard and so good...

>> No.74805159

Is the Hologra marathon the reason that the Holochannel is down?

>> No.74806237
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The month of May approaches so here's a chance to load up on any deals before they take off to the moon!

Key notes to remember:
>Nadoka - She will probably have something on the Holochannel. Not sure if it will be Members only.
>Talents will announce days before their BDays if they will have a 3D event.
>Ririka - She doesn't have her 3D yet.
>Ina - Might just be a call-in stream?

*Things don't always go to the moon. Do not blame me or the devs if you are left holding the bag.
**Events are subject to change.
***Also, if you think you are developing a gambling problem, or have an erection lasting more than 4 hrs, GSH.

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>> No.74809080

>>74808248
weird looking ci

>> No.74809310
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>>74808248
Kanatoes love! The sandals are so simple, and yet they work so well...

>> No.74809989

>>74806503
And i'll do it again!

>> No.74810052

>>74809310
It's very cute

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meru...

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>> No.74814811

board is zoomin'

>> No.74816654

last call for todays purchases! koyolabo!
>>74805159
oh it might be...

>> No.74816976
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ELF CEO here.
Aki is up! Wish Lui climbed a bit higher.
Flare is still all over the place, and wamy has stopped rising.
Speaking of wamy... HELP ME

>> No.74817884

Seems like an alright day to buy funds

>> No.74818633

>>74816976
I was hoping for a Lui rally but it just stalled a bit.

>> No.74819061

>>74816976
AHHH

>> No.74820377

>>74814811
the hell happened this time?

>> No.74820529

>>74820377
notmika talking about her past job screwing her over with taxes. Was it Niji that she was referring to? Idk

>> No.74820782

Can’t get the email verification , i want to trade :(

>> No.74820901
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>>74820782
DEV SUMMONING!

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>>74816976

>> No.74823040

>>74820782
I can fix it now, whats your username and I'll manually verify you.
-trial dev

>> No.74823588

>>74820782
Emails are fixed now, if you were the anon who sent an email in, thats been verified manually, if not just put the username here, or in a mail to the dev email.
-trial dev

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74825031

>week 31! happy golden week! current value: $807,562,248,245.53 current price: $652,004.34 current volume: 1,232,641 last payout per share: $20,380.6 now too is the best time to buy koyolabo! WE SHALL BREAK A TRILLION! koyo retro triathlon this weekend! -koyolabo (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ
-koyolabo weekly investor report!

>> No.74825070

>>74825031
Koyo is now a /vrt/ chuuba

>> No.74825425
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>>74825070
please enjoy her fun koyote adventures!

>> No.74825562

>>74825031
cute joshu-kun edits...... cute..!!!!!!

>> No.74825758

>>74825562
joshu did it himself! wao!
>>74825425
for koyo day shes playing kirbys fountain of dreams, star fox 64, wagyan land and mystery of convoy!

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>> No.74831891

>>74830362
ahooooy!

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>> No.74836192
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Goodnight anons

>> No.74838044

>>74836192
G N M F

>> No.74839675
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Nene Liv soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8bylJqKjPA

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We need a Robosa so that they can post some nice robocosan pics like these.

>> No.74844764

>>74830362
center opening my beloved

>> No.74846580

Just wanted to post that I now own a washer and a dryer for the first time in my life.
I know it's silly, but I need these small victories.

>> No.74848379

>>74846580
omedetou. thank you for reminding me my shit needs to get put in the dryer

>> No.74849226

>>74848379
yo lets fucking go dood

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>> No.74852822

kwab

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Ohayou

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>> No.74856516

>>74846580
congrats!

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>> No.74862800

>>74862656
Something's...not right with this Marine.

>> No.74863464

>>74846580
Congrats! I currently rock some pre-owned washer I bought off marketplace, fairly noisy but it was cheap!

>> No.74863760
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>>74862800
It's Marine when she was still in puberty, she hit a growth spurt since then!

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74867138

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,010,151.29.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 30):
>Suisei :: $104,770.90 [179.38% over Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: $49,992.89 [75.7% over Avg]
>Hololive :: $20,929.45 [34.48% under Avg]
>Korone :: $18,714.05 [8.12% over Avg]
>Nana :: $17,181.36 [8.82% over Avg]
>Subaru :: $15,185.13 [22.84% over Avg]
>Nerissa :: $14,425.31 [37.47% over Avg]
>Kronii :: $11,556.30 [0.42% over Avg]
>Pekora :: $11,413.34 [60.95% over Avg]
>Aki :: $8,380.00 [72.33% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 67):
>Kiara :: -$177,559.74 [46.60% under Avg]
>Nachoneko :: -$48,025.26 [34.46% under Avg]
>Mumei :: -$25,314.78 [51.2% under Avg]
>Hajime :: -$24,042.02 [18.55% under Avg]
>Kanade :: -$17,675.84 [7.68% over Avg]
>Koseki :: -$16,016.60 [23.43% under Avg]
>Choco :: -$15,179.72 [4.06% over Avg]
>Ina'nis :: -$12,850.65 [15.24% under Avg]
>Astel :: -$10,068.44 [9.64% under Avg]
>Iroha :: -$9,873.42 [28.49% over Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Coco :: 81.28%
>Marine :: 16.51%
>Hololive :: 14.25%
>Miko :: 8.31%
>Noel :: 6.98%
>Suisei :: 6.9%
>Aqua :: 6.66%
>Kanata :: 6.22%
>Kanaeru :: 6.16%
>Calliope :: 6.04%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,857.67
Average Upward Adjustment is $10,012.47
Average Downward Adjustment is -$7,172.66

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Amelia, Civia, Fuwamoco, Nabi, and Rushia.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and remember to do your reps.

>> No.74867603

>>74867138
thanks for the review!

>> No.74868253
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>>74867138
>>Suisei :: $104,770.90 [179.38% over Avg]
>>Kiara :: -$177,559.74 [46.60% under Avg]
>>Coco :: 81.28%

>> No.74869854

>>74867138
wao!
its cocover...

>> No.74870169

https://www.youtube.com/live/koGDVrTsvo4?si=heEp8yvb3uKuTCS-

>> No.74871058
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>>74867138
I know I'm late, but I'll still do the Seiso Market Update.
Comet edition.

>Suichan shoots up to first again!
>FWMC still riding high after the Touhou collab with maririn. ALL TIME HIGHS!
>Holochannel looks to recover.
>Can Koro-san continue upward?
>Choco looks to be heading down...yeah, on me.
>Amelia continues to hit all-time highs.
>Uimama investors hope for a big return soon.
>Can Shiori finally break out of her funk?
>Pekora - can we go higher? Take your profits, but I'm leaving some just in case.
>Nerissa looks to break out after a small dip.
>M*les feel over inflated. Hakka might be one to HODL.
>Can Polka continue to go higher?
>Aki recovered nicely.

BUY
>Coco - If you beleib that she can return to her glory days, then keep buying.
>Holochannel - If you like it at 50k, you'll love it at 100k.
>Nachoneko - hit a big dip, but she's bounced after that before.
>Bettel - Has a BDay coming up and he's cheap. Might be a good gamble?
>AZKi - Can she go lower, yes. Can she go higher, yup.

There are good buys, just not cheap buys. Buy coins you can trust.
Some coins are just barely rising, but that doesn't always mean they will recover right now.
Let me know if I missed anything. I'm in a hurry since work is a little crazy right now.

Keep calm, drink water, STAY SEISO~

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>> No.74872429

>>74871058
a rushed seiso market update is bad forever but a delayed one will always be good!

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>>74872429

>> No.74874170

>>74873253
wheres she going?

>> No.74874947

>>74871058
thanks for the update!

>> No.74875382

>>74874170
delivering my package.

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>>74879720

>> No.74881154

When Mels current subtick wears off, I will disable the adjustments as previously mentioned, in line with the rest of the purged channels. If I forget then someone remind me
-trial dev

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>>74881154
Mel...

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Ah, nothing like enjoying some soup only to see there's been a fly swimming in it...

>> No.74883416

>>74883124
Did you finish your soup, though?

>> No.74883680

>>74883416
All that was left was the fly broth.

>> No.74883769

Seems like a good day to sell most funds

>> No.74885235
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>>74883124
Did you try using a spider to swallow the fly

>> No.74885381

>>74885235
but then that would mean I would have to eat the spider so that I can also gain it's spirit.

>> No.74886526
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>>74885381
I see no problem here

>> No.74887053
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74887053

This week is exhausting and it's not even over.

>> No.74887412

>>74887053
But just think, tomorrow is thursday and thats the polka day!

>> No.74887514
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>>74887412
Yes, and I'm also taking Friday off so tomorrow TWO good things are happening! Seeing the Book of Mormon this weekend and I think it's gonna be a great time.

>> No.74888127
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He sold...
PAMP IT.

>> No.74889923

10

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>> No.74892763
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>> No.74893726

>>74892763
Damn this is cute

>> No.74895926
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>> No.74896555
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>>74893726
Shiraken has lots of my favorite things! Polka, Micomet, NoeFure...

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>> No.74905777
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74905777

Goodnight anons!

>> No.74906215

>>74905777
gnmf love you

>> No.74908835

>>74905777
this dude aint sleeping

>> No.74909127

>>74908835
yeah, but it's rude if we dont kiss him goodnight, right?

>> No.74910463
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74910463

oyasuminasai, tomorrow is thursday

>> No.74910964

>>74910463
but what is today is yesterday is tomorrow

>> No.74911677
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>>74910964

>> No.74914010

>>74881154
what does that mean?

>> No.74914804

>>74914010
She will no longer adjust automatically, and will operate like Nabi/Rushia/Civia do now, being entirely player-driven. Because it's being disabled on a subtick wearing off, this means we'll get one more dip and she'll never go down again, basically.

>> No.74916593
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>> No.74916814
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74916814

I noticed there are a few more new faces on the site.

>> No.74918426
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>> No.74920288
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>> No.74922008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc0hODO2iyU
Shiori has a birthday stream scheduled

>> No.74923051

>>74922008
ikz!
>>74916814
we are so nasfaback!

>> No.74923201

>>74914804
explain coco

>> No.74924716

>>74923201
Coco's channel still has content, and is able to generate adjustments from views.
Civia's channel is dead.
Nabi's channel doesn't exist anymore.
Rushia's channel is all privated.
Mel's channel is all privated.

>> No.74926865
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>> No.74928478
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74928478

Ohayou!

>> No.74929222
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>>74906215

>> No.74930604
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>> No.74931752
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74931752

Don't mind me, just printing 1 (one) free bump.

>> No.74933316

>>74931752
This scares the Mumei

>> No.74934088
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74934088

It's Thursday! What happens on Thursday, you say?

Why, my friend, I'm so glad you asked! Let me, Anon D. Zain (pictured here with my beautiful wife Omaru Polka), be your trustworthy guide to the majesty of Thursday!

Do you ever feel a malaise? Feel lethargic, humorless, drained of all energy and will to live? Do you ever go to the doctor and complain about this malaise, only for the doctor to recommend you go see a famous clown? Well, complain no longer: this time, Pagliacci comes to YOU! EVERY Thursday, the General of Guffaws, the Magnate of Mirth, the Queen of Comedy Omaru Polka puts out a short-form sketch show, Legend of Polka! You can also call it Polka no Densetsu, or PolDen for short.

You can find today's episode RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-aFgX8fei0

But wait, I hear some in the audience cry out! I don't speak those gosh darned moon runes! Not to worry, friend, because the Duchess of Delight has seen your plight and remedied it: every episode, yes you heard me EVERY EPISODE of PolDen has ENGLISH SUBTITLES for your viewing pleasure!

"But surely such wonders must require monetary payment to view," I hear you quip distastefully. Don't interrupt me, pal! Every episode of PolDen is 100% Yagoo certified FREE, yes FREE, on the lord's very own You Tube Dot Com. Free, you might ask? How can that be possible? Well, here at Polka's Hologram Circus, we like to think we make the impossible possible.

And for the lazy among you, I've even got a special deal, today only: a playlist sorted IN RELEASE ORDER, which means you don't even have to click more than once or twice. You can find that playlist RIGHT HERE: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWGY2acU-ZeQQOdp1rukMK8MW_DgkMhds

Questions? Concerns? Cries of frustration?

>> No.74934127

>>74934088
>Cries of frustration?
I had to [Delete] my bump

>> No.74934935

>>74934088
Another thursday down! Nearly at the weekend! Thanks!

>> No.74935956
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74935956

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $1,935,901.41.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 19):
>Towa :: $46,412.78 [248.22% over Avg]
>Nana :: $62,935.27 [33.67% over Avg]
>Korone :: $47,526.13 [34.79% over Avg]
>Subaru :: $53,712.26 [51.57% over Avg]
>Ao :: $41,514.78 [34.74% over Avg]
>Flare :: $35,622.61 [12.86% over Avg]
>Kanaeru :: $45,246.42 [0.93% over Avg]
>Aruran :: $12,100.15 [11.20% over Avg]
>Iofi :: $35,892.17 [8.13% over Avg]
>Matsuri :: $56,011.18 [7.62% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 78):
>Suisei :: -$143,347.89 [55.39% under Avg]
>Pekora :: -$50,257.07 [1.00% under Avg]
>Mel :: -$42,108.81 [98.63% under Avg]
>Calliope :: -$33,025.63 [55.57% under Avg]
>Kanata :: -$30,594.11 [66.84% under Avg]
>Fauna :: -$29,748.35 [10.14% under Avg]
>Shinri :: -$28,436.19 [3.48% over Avg]
>Aki :: -$25,896.42 [16.45% over Avg]
>Watame :: -$25,026.41 [39.72% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$23,570.27 [54.29% over Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 43.61%
>Mel :: 25.31%
>Kanata :: 20.71%
>Marine :: 17.91%
>Calliope :: 14.80%
>Hololive :: 11.63%
>Miko :: 7.47%
>Noel :: 7.19%
>Watame :: 6.29%
>Aqua :: 5.57%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$5,206.03
Average Upward Adjustment is $8,861.05
Average Downward Adjustment is -$8,632.63

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Amelia, Civia, Nabi, and Ruze.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and can Ame go much higher?

>> No.74936699
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>>74934088
polkaden!
>>74935956
red thursday...

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>>74935956
A late late Seiso Market Update!
We Bought Towa Edition

>Towa is up, was it the Street Fighter arc? SELL
>I just looked at Nana and said "when?". Well it's now.
>Ame seems like it will just continue to rise. Next Gura?
>Subaru finally wakes up to a decent return.
>Holochannel is recovering.
>Ao might fall off again after a climb.

BUY
>Mel - HOLY SHIT! STOP READING AND JUST BUY BUY BUY!
>Suisei - She just continues to kill it constantly.
>Kanata - very cheap.
>Shiori - Birthday Buff? Or will she fizzle like Beebs did?
>Pochi - is sliding but find a good spot to load up.
>Watame - looks like she dipped but can recover soon.

I think I got most of it. Sorry if it's rush, I was late for work this morning so that was fun.
Any corrections, pls let me know. STAY SEISO, my friends.

>> No.74938894

>>74937727
selling all my towa!

>> No.74939209

>>74935956
>>74937727
thanks for the reviews!

>> No.74940031
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>> No.74941185

>>74937727
>>74935956
thanks for the reviews!

>> No.74943103
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>>74935956
>>Towa :: $46,412.78 [248.22% over Avg]

>> No.74944062

>>74943103
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.74945832
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>> No.74946371
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74946371

Huh, so this isn't a sex toy...
It actually an omelette maker!

>> No.74946945
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74946945

>>74946371
>ollie

>> No.74947662

According to google I can make an omelette in the microwave too...

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>> No.74950434

Seems like a good day to buy low fee funds

>> No.74950985
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74950985

>>74947662
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOO JUST MAKE IT IN A PAN

>> No.74951441
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74951441

wtf you can make eggs on a waffle?!
What a fucking game changer!!!

>> No.74951481

>>74951441
*Waffle maker
sry I got too excited there.

>> No.74951619
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>>74951441
PLEASE I BEG YOU

>> No.74952882
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>>74950985
But cleaning a bowl is so much easier than cleaning a pan... Anyway here you go, today I made french toast and used the rest of the leftovers on an omelette

>> No.74952927
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>>74952882
Ahhh... this is nice... this makes me happy. Good job!

>> No.74953048

ELF CEO here, some good gains recently, 1 billion net is close. Expect a large drop in the balance, I'm expanding the portfolio.

Also WAMY is getting a new outfit. I'm sure it will look great on her because everything she wears looks great on her cause she is perfect in everyway. (She is behind me with a gun.)

>> No.74953686
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>>74953048
/become/ an investor today!

>> No.74954132
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>>74953048
We saved you a seat!

>> No.74956657

>>74953048
Bought!

>> No.74957550
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>>74953048
Congrats on the soon to come billion!
It kind of looks like your oshi might be wearing sandals in her new outfit? Very much looking forward to it!

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>> No.74961329
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>> No.74961534

AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.74961713
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74961713

Huh, you can use the fucking sun to cook an egg.
THE FUCKING SUN!

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>>74961713

>> No.74964060
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>> No.74964691

>>74964060
susan graduated... all those moments... like tears in rain...

>> No.74965431

>>74964691
It's time to make new memories

>> No.74967177
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>> No.74967774
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74967774

Frying an egg in this bad boy someday.

>> No.74968337

>>74967177
would fry an egg on that...

>> No.74969558
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>> No.74970326
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>> No.74972378
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74972378

>>74964060
>the sound is missing
YOU HAD ONE JOB
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.74972638
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74972638

Goodnight anons

>> No.74972642
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74972642

>>74972378
I never had the song kek

>> No.74973724

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLPMhTf3MLw
Club Zero Collab

>> No.74975172
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>> No.74979434
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74979434

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-9qy2F8yM

BEEEEG MARINE STREAM!!!!

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>>74979434

>> No.74980939
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74980939

Goddamn Shiori CANNOT fucking sing.

>> No.74981918
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74981918

>>74980939

>> No.74983652
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>> No.74985264
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74985264

>lost another spot on the leaderboard

>> No.74986670
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>> No.74988132
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74988132

so yea, we keep posting!

All 4 of us kek

>> No.74988183
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74988183

>>74988132
i have a lot of polkas

>> No.74988421

>>74988183
po...pol thighs!

>> No.74988646

Is there a reason why I cannot log in right now? Did something happen to the servers?

>> No.74988758

>>74988646
working fine here. your ad blocker or privacy settings are probably blocking the recaptcha from showing up

>> No.74988814
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74988814

Seems to be ok on my end.

Maybe the Dev can help you on their end.

>> No.74988922

>>74988758
strange, I never had any issues earlier this week

>> No.74988951
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>> No.74990057
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74990057

Believe in Mel coin.

>> No.74990566

I want to have sex with Azki (forma de pichado ciberneticó)

>> No.74990972

>>74990566
jajajajaja

>> No.74991340

>>74990057
I missed the train for Rushia coin because I did not believe...

>> No.74991854
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74991854

>>74991340

>> No.74992044

>>74991854
Ayamy reacting to the news made me teary eyed, meru...

>> No.74992510
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74992510

>>74992044
I hope that she can make a model for notmel

>> No.74992731

>>74992510
be still my throbbing cock. I mean be still my beating heart. but also my cock. god I love the way she draws boobs. and thighs. hag love

>> No.74992924

>>74992731
Hags just know seggs.

>> No.74993939
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74993939

>> No.74994153

>>74993939
does koyori want to be cucked or is she the one doing the cucking?

>> No.74994827
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>> No.74996051

>>74979434
WAO!

>> No.74996107

>>74994153
koyori is too pure and doesn't know what that means!

>> No.74996174

>>74996107
do you really beleeb it?

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>>74996174
wao!

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New day, new bump

>> No.74998981

>>74998473
konkoyo!

>> No.74999798

>>74998981
Alona!

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