/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

>>74931918
Gurass

<---- Gura

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Why is she appealing to jap pedos again?

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>74930622
what's your opinion on mod ian? i think he did nothing wrong

does gura play runescape???

oh yeah im guaming im guaming to gura's flat chest

proof?

ian did some good music

omg she's like a child so cute fr fr

sisters please were coming in peace

im cuming in piss too hehe

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this little burger enjoyer T u T

are you guys pedos?

I don't really get the point of the spam at all, but I guess it's just whatever. Looks harmless enough.

the only pedo here is you meripedo

I love my wife so much!!

im a uim

what's your opinion on age of consent??

meripedo is at it again

Goob

*farts violently* that's my opeepeenion

let's organize an/osg/x/ggg/ orgy in varrock!

My uim got perm muted cuz I was complaining about the bot farm in gotr. People told me to shut up so I got a bit toxic. Apparently the guy was a mod and a YouTuber. Then he started bragging about getting me perm muted. I made it count tho. I went all out shitting on him. Him and his gay ass fanboys got real quiet at that point. I hope he was streaming at that time. Fucking faggot. Almost 89rc on that uim acc. Fuck jagex.

what world?

This is a cunny

>>74932650
This is a cunny hole

This bot is really lame.

Stop listening to her tummy!!! She's about to get 99 cooking!

303 at varrock square

>>74932650
>>74932663
Pretty sure that's a bunny

i have 99 cocking too lol

>>74932616
I'm down.

down on the floor hehe

>>74932674
When? Or do you mean permanently? Captcha: RS8S

im a uim

>>74932674
That's a member world tho

right now obviously dummy

then let's go to world 500

>>74932840
>>74932881
Can do

i wish gura shart on me

can you add /osg/ to the net op plz

>>74932882
This gif is hypnotic.

I'll come with my sexy twink

im a uim im a uim im a uim im a uim im a

>>74931913
I think you all chumbies need to find Jesus. That being said, I miss your oshi too.
t. kronie

>>74932083
>>74932246
I had no idea what you were talking about because I don't really follow Jmods or Runescape drama all that closely, so I looked up his wiki page
First of all, it seems like retarded bureaucrat Karens are making a mountain out of a molehill, as usual, when it comes to hyperregulating sexual misconduct (but only if you're native Englishman, of course). "Sexual touching"... LOL
Secondly, "might have carried on offending" my ass - not only because you only jailed him for a year and ten months, so if he WAS a pedophile then a sentence that insignificant isn't going to prevent recidivism, but more importantly because a) he was intoxicated, b) he confessed, and c) YOU YOURSELVES FUCKING ADMITTED that he seemed "remorseful". Virtue-signalling fucktards can throw as many neurotic temper tantrums and LARP as crusaders for childrens' purity all they want, but the fact of the matter is that that's not a child abuser, that's just a heterosexual man, plain and simple. The kid wasn't "brave", don't make me fucking laugh - she was just looking for attention
Thirdly, even if he hypothetically HAD raped the kid, he's one of the few pedophiles in the world I would honestly give a pass to. No, sorry - I care a hell of a lot more about the overwhelming corpus of beautiful music Ian's composed than I do about some random faceless kid who I've never met and don't care about *at all*, or her family, whom I have also never met and who also mean fucking nothing to me. If anything, they mean less than nothing to me, because they didn't have to get the regime enforcers involved and they didn't have to get one of Jagex's best employees fired, but they did anyway like the pieces of shit they are. Ian's firing isn't a consequence of his actions, it's a consequence of *theirs,* no ifs, ands or buts
... okay, yeah I was already in a terrible fucking mood and learning about this did nothing to improve it. I'm going to bed, goodnight chumbies

im not into twinks i prefer big men and lolis

I don't get this.

mod ian did nothing wrong. the child was consentent. she seduced him.

>>74933076
They're talking about raping a child below 12. You wouldn't understand.

>>74933076
I'm confused as well.

>>74932882
*touch*

>>74931913
AI slop

>>74933049
well, im into twinks so...

i wish mod ian molested me

theres no one here...

you're not a child meripu

but that's my child *farts and shit profusely*

>>74933033
good night babe!

im a uim and a puim

omg sisters i just got vorki im so happy

Wtf is with this thread btw.

proof?

*kiss you on the lips before voring you*

Is this supposed to be a "raid"?

it's a liberation raid like when hitler invaded poland to save the jews with stalin

shut up bitch

gore gura?

actually someone told me thats a work of fiction

Why don't you try to make your own dead threads more lively? Oh, wait. You can only be toxic to have "fun". You people must be fun at parties.

the holohoax lol

>>74933525
No you shut up you rancid, toxic cunt.

at least im invited at house parties unlike you chud

stfu bitch

You wanna fucking fight? Let's fucking go bitch.

Neither of these two retards seem like they belong here.

>>74933033
too long lol make it shorter

>>74933432
yep

>>74933689
Lemao. Hit a nerve already?
>>74933652 yea I get invited at parties at literal castles. Who the fuck do you think I am? And what kind of pathetic, desperate friends do you got that want a bitch like you at their parties. Lol. Lmao, even.

bitch stfu come fight me in world 548

now kiss

stfu bitch come and fight me at wildy volcano

>>74933785
Lemao. Scared to do it here or something? Dumb fucking cunt. Just get lost and go play with your rancid cunt or something.

haha bitch got owned she wont be stfuing people any more

lil bitch is pissing his pants?

>>74933725
I was asked for my thoughts and I gave them
Fuck off and commit collective suicide with all of your raider boyfriends
Okay, NOW I'm going to bed, please be done with your threadshitting and ideally with breathing by the time I wake up

rude little slut

ok chudy that's enough.
megafart laser!!
*farts so hard every falls to the ground and die*

omg i thought you were based but you're just like the other chuds

What the fuck did i miss?

>>74933955
Sisters raiding ggg again to distract from the weekly nijiyab

chudyshark is fighting against midzy in the wilderness volcano

>>74933867
You would piss your pants if stuff got out. You can't handle shit. Coward cunt. Kys.

*punch with the power of a thousand maxed players*
learn your place bitch

you should be able to combine a ruby and a sapphire together to make red topaz theyre so annoying to get

i can make red topaz when i don't drink enough water

>>74934007
I see, gotta leave for a while then

stfu bitch where are you?

>>74934070
Maxed players are so ridiculously fat that they can't move. They can only lift their arms as high as their mouse and keyboard are.

uh chuddy ill have you know he box jonge has 200m all and he is ripped af

>>74934140
yeah its best that way, gl on whatever you're doing anon, have a good day

See, the difference between you and me is that you are hiding behind anonymity cuz your a coward that enjoys their little power trip. I hide behind anonymity cuz of integrity. That makes me infinitely better than you. Psycho.

we just came to say hello

>>74931918
SNIFFFFF

>>74934235
You too lil chumbie <3

>>74934140
>>74934235
No please don't leave me alone

>>74934271
Wet feet?

>>74934382
goob night

>>74934382

3D Gura is the superior Gura and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

Oh nyo

I thought so. Fucking sit.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

any chumbies have a list of hologras that gura has appeared on? I wanna see if i can use a few screenshots from there but i don't wanna crawl through every single hologra episode recently to do so

>>74934693
That “gyatt tail” hologra is the goldmine already

>>74934770
true but i wanna comb over all of them to make sure i don't miss any good images. excuse my autism and laziness, don't worry about it unless you have a playlist laying around so its no work for you

This thread is fucking hilarious

>>74933033 (Me)
6 months ban for "pedo shit"? Really? I'm too tired to evade today but just you wait to see what I have in stock tomorrow. I'll spam the thread really good with gawr guro.
>IP range ban on upload
Suck my dick.

>>74934637
fight me bitch

>>74934431
youre wet bitch

>>74935073
No u. From thinking about me and spying on me. I'm not stupid. You're jealous af.

suck my dick bitch

>>74932508
Probably my favorite New Order song

>>74934990
>>74935073
Yea, better make sure you keep those posts over a minute apart.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>74935216(me)
Must be hard to do when you're seething so bad. Lemao.

What the fuck are these bots?

>>74935326
Nah just “raids” lmao

>>74935326
>bots
It's literally just one person. Notice how each post is at least one minute apart?

goobaby

>>74931913
I want to lick these so bad...

>>74939020
what you looking at

i'm nacho

>>74939613
rape

>>74939697
no

>>74937208
That's my baby.

Goob morning retards

>>74940423
Goob morning faggot

>>74939710
That's the point of raping

Sex with a fembud.

>>74939613
let's make more sister for Gura

child

my wife

My Gurandma.

>>74942922
Those are some slutty thighs T u T

>>74931913
I'm stealth sniffing the cushion the moment she gets up

Fuck Gura I love Gabby now

>>74945469
my goomdumpster

MY wife

>>74932020
samen

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>74932380

>>74946292
fembuds don't want me, what do?

>>74946529
Unironically improve yourself if you actually care about getting with a fembud.

>>74932020
lel

Gura cute Gura cute!

I thought she implied her personal issues were fucking done? Hence the whole "thanks for being patient so far". If not why not just set up some expectations like "i'm still going through stuff"?

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>74947618
Ask her yourself

Gura
Wife

My name is Gooba and I say Kill em All.

>>74948461

>>74947618
This is the new normal.

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>74946724
I don't actually, except Gura, I haven't approached a girl since high school. I just like stealing ritual posts sometimes

>>74949236

>>74949272
luv u 2, chumbie~

https://twitter.com/notnoelchan/status/1786079454361456984

>>74949236
i doubt there are any ongoing/every thread ritual posts that are made by the original poster anymore

>>74950060
huh, that's indeed not noel...

I can't find the soundpost I wanted to post so I'm posting this one instead.

>>74950071

>>74933026
Aim better next time.

MY sharkwife

>>74950622
why she poop tail

>>74950071
I'm still doing mine though it's not an every thread ritual post

Alright I’ll admit it. I’ve been the Gurass poster this whole time.

>>74950071
My autism is unfathomable for mere mortals like you.

Chumbies look at this cool lightsaber I found.

>>74950748
one down who is the sniffer?

Are you a chumbabooey?

I had a good sleep.

>>74951491
Yes I am mister

where is she

>>74951139
...

>>74951328
I'm the taster

>>74951328
I'm the bushy pucci poster.

>>74950748
>>74951328
>>74951804
>>74951965
>>74951745
And I'm her.

Chumbies I lied I’m not really the Gurass poster…

>>74952375
It's ok, chumbie. I'm sure he won't mind.

>>74952274
when you will come back, Gura?

>>74952503

>>74952682
>i see
How can you see with those squinty eyes?

Welp, we're past stream announcement hour. Another stream no comms day.

>>74953009
As long as your pupils are unobstructed, you can still see even while squinting.

>>74953009
C’mere you

>>74931913
novel ai is just full slop now jesus

>>74953344
Way better than most.

Hambuga man - tippi tippi tappa tappa gooey gooey smooch smooch smooch smooch

>>74953210
yeah there's a holo birthday today, don't wanna overlap that...

>>74953459
Why do Mori and Bae get to overlap?

>>74953525
Because no one watches them so they don't take viewers away from the birthday girl.

Chumbud sacrifice to appease our goddess soon. Look forward to her streaming soon.

Did you guys actually fuck your dino plushie or were you just memeing

>>74953868
You're not a real chumbie if you didn't install an onahole slot.

>>74953958
Are there picture examples

What would Gura say if she saw this
https://youtube.com/shorts/hixyUvtPR7A

>>74953868
She begs for it, Dino Gura longs to be bred.

I will protect this dumb fragile little brat from everyone and everything.

cute goob

>>74954944

>>74954883
I am so annoy when I hear Gura cried after falling on her knee. What a stupid crybaby. Can’t even walk for herself without to mess it up. I’m glad she fall haha

holy esl...

I would prefer a holy fembud to grace this thread.

>>74955450
that's an oxymoron

>>74955450
I have a feeling we have 1 or 2 fembuds in here. Maybe even one who watches over us huhaha

huhaha

>>74955731
This thing fucks

>>74955751
Yeah me, I don't know how it's able to, but it keeps doing it.

Anyone got the voicepack?

>>74956207
Was posted 1 or 2 threads ago, nyaa link.

>>74955751
yeah me

I miss winter. I'm under attack from wasps and robins.

Gura wants to be CHASED!

consequenceses

Gura stepped on my hose and now I'm spraying all over the place.

>>74950369
TAKE ME THE FUCK BACK PLEEEEEEAAAAASE

Gura ridden the election, fucked my wife, ate my tendies, caused the Isreal / Palestine conflict, salted the lands and poisoned the water supply.

Gura peed on me

>>74957915
based

>>74954883
I want to kiss her booboo all better

Be honest guys
Would you fuck Gura??

>>74958471
Why would I not fuck my wife?

>>74958471
There is nothing sexual about this creature

>>74958502
What if she gets preggers??

>>74958576
Then I get to raise a family with my cute wife

>>74958576
oh nyoooo

>>74958471
why wouldn't I?
>>74958576
good, I will take care of her and my numerous children, as any responsible fatherhusband should.

>>74958576
so more onaholes?

>>74931913
wow AI art is so good now
i unironically thought those gura feet were real

I finally finished unlocking all the vehicle upgrades in bf2042. I guess I’ll get back to work now

https://files.catbox.moe/ec5h4r.png

>>74959866
I would like to purchase one

>>74959866
Where can we buy this??
Asking for a friend

>>74959866
GURA, BIRTHDAY MERCH IDEA

>>74959866
>no fat tail
what's the point?

Would you fuck an onahole that was shaped like Gura's tail?

Gura swimsuit pics please

I want to lick Gura's little feets

>>74960216
yes

>>74960216
Abso-fucking-lutely

>>74960272

>>74959951
>>74960047
>>74960086
>>74960109
It's AI >>74957586

>>74960582
wtf AI is so good now

Huh, was messing around with the uncanny pony model and made a Gabby.
https://files.catbox.moe/fv1dvp.png

>>74961924
cute!

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1786153109225369881

>>74962177
Wow, it's my birthday.

>>74961468
that certainly is uncanny

>>74962177
This one is great

>>74942922
I want to lick the sweat off her thighs...

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>74964792
>*Li touchí*

>>74964792
yes, and Gura is the mastermind behind it all

>>74962177
gura all caked up

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Seriously stop lewding her so much...

>>74965777
or what?

>>74962177
Totally worth the commission. It makes me happy.

>>74965777
Gura has 0 (zero) sex appeal, therefore it is impossible to lewd her

im all excited to eat some cheese and i look at the package and theres mold on my cheese. it made me think of gura

>>74965465
>*Lo touchõ*

>>74966860
>0 sex appeal
Imagine not gooming at this

>>74967044
I look like and dance like this

Wife soon?

Knife spoon…

gura should get a group together to play Spanky! is THE booty-physics party game that brings cheeky movement mechanics to chaos-filled party modes. Twerk online with up to 7 friends and slap some jiggly tush!

>>74967101
I'm going to sexually bully you T u T

O-ogey

>>74967277
me on her flat chest

>>74967101
Have sex with me fembud

>>74969474
I love gurapeon

Remember when Ame raped Gura on Twitter?

In another timeline, vtubers was never popular. Gura streams everyday and just celebrated her 300k subscriber achievement. She thanks her 200 viewers and reads all my superchats. Streaming was never profitable and she did it as a side income for her full time job. Her streams are all about ranting at her full time job as a hotel room cleaner. We listen to her all day because it was cute

>>74969474
would

>>74969710
gurape?

>>74970087
pretty sure she'd have more viewers than that, but I want to experience that nonetheless

Gura just farted

Her brother is playing on Rustafied.com - US Solo. Anyone want to meet up and see if we can befriend him?

I was gonna clean the trunk of my car cause I noticed a small leak a little while ago but it looks like it might rain.

>>74967101
I love you, Gura.

>>74971559
I like this image

>>74970087
There is no timeline where gura needs a real job. And there is 0 scenarios when 300k subscribers means you need a job. 80-120k maybe

Gura would
>order on phone
>not say thank you
>avoid eye contact
>decide against asking for ketchup

>>74973902
No, no, Gura ALWAYS says thank you but it's mumbled and barely audible.

>>74970087
she lives a very humble life and her happiness comes easily, where did you get those extravagant vibes from? watch streams

someday I will learn to judge how much food I will want to eat and won't be stuck eating half a bowl of food that now disgusts me

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kZ5e9Z38DvA

>>74973902
no one orders through the phone old man

>>74975253
he means using the mobile app, which is on the phone, kid

S L U T

>>74974310
I wish I was part of that happiness

>>74976525
Find your own happiness with a fembud.

>>74976623
Fembuds hate you

>>74976929
Are you a fembud?

>>74976525
nigga you don't watch streams anyway

>>74977622
Why is she such a slut?

>>74977720
Gura knows that's what we like and she has very little conception of other reasons people may like her. Considering how mystifying most of our attraction is, lust is like solid ground in comparison.

gura

>>74970087
This is an interesting peek into the mind of an incel Gura anti. Their fantasy is just for Gura to have less money, less viewers, and to be upset on stream.

>>74977365
retard

>>74978354
wife

>>74978977
onahole

>>74978354
Gurandma

soon we will feast

>>74980100
When you're starving, even crumbs can be a feast.

>>74980604
leave, anti

couple o'days eh?

>>74980771
Two more weeks until graduation
Totally real this time
Trust the plan nijinig

>>74980736
seethe harder falseflagger

>>74981622
>Falseflagger

>>74981749
Die Fahne Hoch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8oH3hnCXaQ

>>74983613
>"Comrades"
>Shot down by
>"Reactionaries"
Just goes to show - the NSDAP as a whole may well have instinctively cherished volk and fatherland and they may well have stood heroically against the scourge of (((Communism))), but that alone doesn't make them fully "good guys". At the end of the day, they were still modernist, rationalist revolutionaries who wanted to usurp God's natural, proper cosmic order so they could institute a socially engineered, artificial "order" based around an all-encompassing, omnipotent state in its place. Hitler himself much less so, but people don't realize that he wasn't really representative of the Nazi ideological thought leaders because he was, frankly, *better* than most of the rest of them
We should really view them as antiheroes, more than anything else. Respect their memories, but strive to learn from their shortcomings and from the well-founded criticisms of the likes of Kaiser Wilhelm and Spengler and Evola, and thereby, strive to achieve our shared goals through being better, and succeeding where they failed

>>74981476
>bringing the NDF card after a single post
desperate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7ACeepv_zg

Anybody know which stream this comes from? It's an early one but I looked all throughout streams prior to Oct 1 2020 and came up empty-handed.

>>74985306
Bullseye
Next time, try not to give yourself away in a single post, nijihog

>>74985546
Don't know sadly, sorry chumbie. Have this relevant soundpost as consolation

>>74985546
It's that fish game where she plays as a few different aquatic animals in different levels.

I literally cannot stop replying to myself. Every single one of these is me, as you can see. it's a real problem. All these posts were made by a tremendously gay cock loving faggot.

>>74985888
I made this post

>>74985737
Do you mean Maneater? She has her hoodie on in that one so that can't be it.

>>74985042
Reactionaries, in so far as to mean "monarchists", a group of people that couldn't view the world in the form of Nations but rather kingdoms. While at the time specially in Germany at the time due to the abdication of last Kaiser Wilhelm II the idea of a people being part of a Nation rather than just subjects in a kingdom was revolutionary it was and in the correct form to view a more macro perspective of an ethnicity and it's external elements. The idea of a righteous kingdom has come and gone when the people itself become a commodity rather than the focus of governance. Land and people is what the National Socialists preached.

goob night and dino dreams
can't wait for the new dino content

>>74986131
Nah, I was thinking of I am fish, which is an entirely different game. Dunno where the stream for that soundpost went.

>>74986131
>>74986258
Should be this stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHwCaEDeF_M

Think it's around the 2 hr mark, but I'm too lazy to scrub for it

>>74985554
don't look

Gura makes my pee turn white TuT

>>74985546
the background looks like it's from TABS

>>74986363
anon, she's wearing her hoodie, not the catshark in that clip...

>>74986371
least pathetic holodrone, also nigga, you're not watching the Advent stream right now, I do agree that those girls are wasted spots in hololive though

>>74986463
https://www.youtube.com/live/IWRRxHDuqlU?si=gL4UI2Hn4uHGvCTV&t=3140

found it

>>74986548
You're right, wrong fish stream. As an apology here's the bait quote I was thinking of https://youtu.be/mxkLcYecvMg?t=6272

>>74986962
was about to post it myself

What ya doin'?

>>74987119
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>74987119
games with friends

>>74987119
watching anime

I think some of you should snap back into reality. Gura is not a shark girl. They do not exist she is human just like us.

>>74987119
Watching Aku-tan's stream

>>74987119
playin demons roots

>>74987223
Retard

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a Dino costume.

>>74987223
Retard if shark girls didn't exist then what the fuck would come out when a shark and a human love each other very much? Use your fucking brain

Please call me a retard.

>>74987119
malding trying to unlock gold stake in Balatro

>>74987119
Watching the new season of Clarkson's Farm

Child

>>74987119
reading isekai-adjacent web novels

>>74987119
Finally almost got 68 mining on my zerker, also most of the way to 97 smithing on the main but holy shit are mithril dart tips slow