/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

I want to eat Gura's cake

I am in love with Gura and she is in love with me!
We're basically already married.

>>74896357
samen

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

COME ON YOU CHUMBUDS!!
YOU WANNA LIVE FOREVER!!!

Day 8! Give it up for day 8!

Baguraette honhonhon

https://exhentai.org/g/2904006/d92785a513/

>>74896801
A good anti is a dead anti

>>74896801
I wish we had a government like the federation instead of the bloated, corrupt cesspit we have now

just looked at my subbox, I assume no stream tomorrow either because it's someone's birthday

>>74897233
She's not streaming until after Taiwan.

>>74897434
wouldn't be surprised at this point

https://files.catbox.moe/uixzej.mp4

>>74897023
That's a broken link

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>74897898
works on my machine

Sex with a fembud.

While mowing my lawn, I imagined every blade of grass as a hair on Gura's bushy pucci.

>>74898075
based

>>74898075
your lawn is completely barren, devoid of any vegetation?

https://www.iwara.tv/video/dGnd4fUSov8l4T

What does gwar think of muzu/emmydook?

>>74898694
WTF? and who?

>>74897807
I like htis

>>74898607
I like this too

Wife soon?

>>74898607
I never got the appeal of adding music to these

MY wife

>>74899174
She ate Cynthia lol

>>74899721
there's something fundamentally wrong with you

I would love to meet her.

>>74898607
My slutty wife...

MY Gurandma.

>>74898075
i just got back from mowing
and i set the blades down to the lowest setting, so my lawn would look like gura's smooth, bald, hairless cunny

>>74897119
>>74897126
I'M DOING MY PART FOR GURA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io_UDlG6KyY

>>74899610
My wife always.

Sorry to tell you guys the truth but Gura is actually not a shark girl. There are no such things as shark girls. Gura is a human just like all of us.

>>74902337
Retard

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>>74902630

ive found a glitch in the system. i can just ai voice gura over other streamers and pretend theyre gura! now a 40 year old bald man sounds like gura. maybe I could use his webcam feed as my vtuber input and I'd have the funny shark girl move!

>>74900713
I met her once at a grocery store

>>74897126
A corrupt cesspit is what we see on tv. Don’t get me wrong they are corrupt, but everything else is extreme incompetence. Remember every stupid thing your government does has people on twitter begging for it a month in advance. Before they were corrupt while only caring about themselves, but now they’re trying to keep power by giving retards what they asked for. Turns out you shouldn’t listen to retards even if you want to stay in power.

Gurass

>>74904632
SNIFFFFF

>>74900308
why? am I not supposed to jack off to it? the music ruins that completely for me, especially when It's something that doesn't fit at all

>>74898607
Was a ghost fucking her with the vibrator?... How was it moving? How was it staying in while she dances?

>>74903496
I know you're mostly joking, but this made me realize sometime in the near future it'll likely be possible to completely augment your own reality. Like we talk about people living in bubbles right now, but it could literally be possible to pass everything you see and hear through a VR/AR headset and have advanced AI filter out or alter anything you don't want to see. Wild to think about...

Gabby

>>74903645
Anon, that was an actual child...

>>74904124
In my opinion, whenever a politician fucks up, there should be repercussions beyond resigning. some should absolutely be publicly shamed and executed, and I wish more people felt like getting out the guillotine whenever one of these scumbags actively makes my life worse

What da chumbies doin?

>>74903645
We have a funny chumbud in here everyone lol. You wish.

Gura died...
https://youtu.be/9CWlVuvda04

>>74906866
AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74906784
Playing RTA in Epic Seven

>>74906784
Chilling out and watching some youtube

>>74906784
watching anime, new konosuba episode came out today

>>74906784
Watching YT vids, messing around with AI Gura art and contemplating life

Why can't things just be normal again? It's been 2 years. Is that not enough patience?
Even her return periods are getting weaker and weaker.

>>74907291
The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

>>74906267
I haven't yet figured out how to do the cam thing but I've watched about 4 youtube videos in gura's voice going through rvc live. Gura personally read me a few pages of a book and i think ill try podcasts next.
Idk much about visual altering but almost every voice I hear through my pc now i could modify to sound like gura (to some extent, fauna still sounds like fauna, aqua as gura sounds like she has a speech impedement and NL is literally gura)

Gura is now a Vocaloid. She is following in the footsteps of her childhood idol, Hatsune Miku.

>>74908149
Wow, I didn't realize realtime AI voice changers were a thing already. I guess I haven't really been paying attention to the audio side of things at all. Is it actually any good, or does it still sound kind of robotic/glitchy? I remember Gura's voice in particular didn't work well with AI voice stuff last time I looked into it.

Gura, let's cyb0rseggz!

>>74906784
Still playing OSRS, getting the last of my skill reqs for MM2 and DS2 on my zerker while I have a few days off

>>74906784
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>74906784
I'm playing the Epic 7 Overlord collab.

>>74907291
you should realize that this IS the new normal, things will never be how they used to be, you need to accept that or move on.

>>74894172
>Why can't anons talk about the voice pack, which we've all listened to at this point?
I haven't. I can't do torrents right now. And I don't really feel like buying it. I've spent too much lately and I don't feel appreciated at all.

ohhh kemono is updating again!

>>74908758
it depends, sometimes game sounds get picked up or laughs glitch the AI out and you gotta adjust the pitch manually. its for sure not perfect but definitely in a good spot right now.

judge yourself (Warning: my audio levels are fucked up right now I have no idea if the video is extremely loud or mega silent) the delay is real time and i can disable his voice entirely if i wanted to

https://streamable.com/01shba

>>74907291
Gura has her own personal life off-stream now and she wants you to know that you aren't part of it.
She wants you to go find happiness that doesn't involve her.

>>74909938
Yeah, she spends all her time with me

>>74906784
I'm playing eiyuden chronicles.

>>74907535
https://files.catbox.moe/nx5f7v.mp4

>>74906267
I figure there will be some VR worlds that are so beloved they'll leak into real life as people start to emulate it outside of VR.

>>74909325
i just checked runescape highscores and my friend used to be top 10 for quite a while and I just looked him up now after he quit a few years ago and now hes rank 100,000 something
thats crazy

How dumb is Gura compared to an average American woman?

Child

I wish Gura was poor so she would come back.

How do you cope with the fact that it's over?

>>74907291
>Why can't things just be normal again? It's been 2 years. Is that not enough patience?
Why don't you ask her yourself? Why is that so hard for you people?

>>74911638
Very true bud, definitely a lot of dopamine-downregulated autists in this world. I for one am allergic to effort and so was always too much of an afkscape lizardbrain to ever even think about competing for the highscores, myself
Was he top ten in RS2, RS3 or OSRS, if I may ask?

>>74913140
>people

>>74913198
It's always the same people voicing the same complaints in this thread.

>>74913028
Keep searching for another fixation to fill that void but never stop loving the gooby. Cherish the rare moments we get with her.

>>74913028
not very well

>>74913028
I spend my free time doing other things like playing vidya, reading LNs, or watching anime. When there's Gura content to be had, I'll be there to enjoy it.

>>74914052
maybe you should spend your free time touching grass

>>74914186
go back

>>74914378
sorry I felt like being mean

>>74913190
RS3

>>74896039
>>74896473
>>74897904
>>74899610
>>74899745
>>74900713
>>74901572
>>74907291
>>74907535
>>74908620
>>74910057
>>74911947
>>74913028
>>74913772
https://files.catbox.moe/llo64q.mp4

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>74914498

Gura, my real girlfriend who loves me.

>>74914498

>>74914456
Not very familiar with RS3, but I knew a guy many years back who used to have a trimmed completionist cape. Dude was also pretty into cunny and just an unironic depraved subhuman pervert all around
I wonder if he's a fellow chumbud now

>>74913028
I started caring less. Easier said then done, I know. It just kind of happen on its own after a while. I feel somewhat detached now. I still love her and will always want more, but it's no longer that burning passion that it used to be. And I've also find other things to focus on.

Gura is my pissy little fart shark!

Gura has made me better with my financial decisions. I stopped buying her memberships and supas instead, I bought myself an automatic stroker and has never been this happy in a long time.

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

Gura
Wife

I kinda wish I didn't love Gura because it's very painful, but I can't let go

>>74917152
You should give up now so I can finally become the last chumbie

I enjoy loving Gura, but I don't watch her content.

Gura mention on IRyS' stream

>>74917273
Say what it is then. Something about EDF?

These same shitters unmembering are the same people who constantly bitch about Gura keeping members in the loop. Zero sympathy for them.

>>74917657
It was literally just that, IRyS' chat was bringing up EDF and she mentioned that you could get a cute Gura decoy or something if you preorder the game. That was it.

>>74917209
in your dreams, regardless of my feelings I'll stay loyal to her

https://litter.catbox.moe/qcxe5n.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/euqr9p.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/m6s1lc.jpg

>>74913028
Been messing around with a new girl from work. Sex has been helping me keep a lot of dark thoughts away.

>>74917688
(You)

>>74917962
normalfag...

>>74917971
Bragging in ggg of all places about quitting being a chumbie and expecting a warm welcome makes you pretty retarded.

Are they doing the doomposting thing now?

Im playing monster hunter again...

>>74917962
She's ugly and her ass and pussy smells horrible but these days you have to take what you can get

>>74918412
I've been thinking of playing again since the stream. Maybe I will.

What is Gura's progress in minecraft so far?

>>74917926
Would sexually bully and ryona this damsel in distress T u T

I've been doing nothing but listening to AI translated Hitler speeches today.

>>74919401

Does anyone have any animated Gura pics? I want to use them as goom material for tonight. Thanks.

>>74920817

>>74897434
She's not streaming ever. Period.

>>74920817

>>74920817
https://img.booru.org/holo//images/13/a1edc6474bd7be51f3f0b8af2c0869ef81aded17.gif

>>74921185
Post the good one.

>>74920817

>>74918412
Nice. I finally managed to solo alatreon after getting my shit pushed in for the last few days.

>>74921957
>solo alatreon
One of the few I don't even want to attempt, I feel like I fare better against Fatalis than Alatreon most of the time.

>>74913028
I don't. I'm a mess. I can't even go outside anymore.
I don't think she knows how many lives she's ruined.

>>74922256
Your life was already ruined to begin with, fag.

what a drama queen...

>>74915808
It sounds like you turned into exactly what she wanted. She doesn't want to feel guilty about lying anymore. She doesn't want you to love her. It's never been more clear that she's doing this on purpose.

>>74917209
You won't ever be the last chumbie. None of us will. You're too late.

>>74922490
>None of us will
I already am

>>74917688
>bitch about Gura keeping members in the loop
I know you've become trained and cucked enough to think that talking to chumvuds once every two months is "keeping her members in the loop", but it isn't.
This isn't normal. No one else in hololive treats their fans this way. Even twitch whores care more about their fans than Gura does.

I'll go back in time to before Gura was born and become the First Chumbie, heralding her rise like a prophet

In your dreams

Reminder that all you people whining literally had your chance to say something last members stream, but you didn't as per usual.

>>74922931
sharkdreams

>>74922931
Oyasame

>>74922347
Yeah. You're right. But she inspired me and gave me hope again. And then she took it all away.

>>74922843
I missed last stream because it was the middle of the day and there was only like 2 hours notice.

So they're doing this angle tonight. It's always very clear where they try to change the theme.

>>74922931
sleep tight buddy

>>74922993
Skill issues. Blaming it all on her is even more pathetic.

Goob night chumbies

>>74923145
Sleep tight, little nugget.

>>74898607
god k-pop is so fucking awful. it's the polar opposite of everything that is good about j-pop. however more people should post good iwara links. I'm not big on the dancing ones but...
https://www.iwara.tv/video/IMtC0N5K8sweVj

>>74922077
I'm definitely not looking foward to fatalis. Especially since I only use the hunting horn. Think I'll do grinding lands for the health augments before even attempting him.

whenever she streams and I hear her voice all my bad thoughts go out the window and there is only bliss, it's like I'm in a trance of happiness.

>>74923224
I actually really like the Fatalis fight, but if you're in a group I'd definitely have a few support items ready and be ready for randoms to fuck up. It's pretty common to run into a lot of clueless players still.

>>74923331
Clueless randoms are what pushed me to finally soloing ala. It's crazy to me how so many people still don't understand the elemental check or that his horns can only be broken in dragon state. They kept eating all of my carts.

>>74923142
I gave up because women are all loose whores and so there's nothing worth working towards. There's no hope at all. And life feels meaningless and pointless living it alone.
But Gura made me think I was wrong. She convinced me there were still something to look forward to. Even if not with her, then there must be others like her.
But it was all a lie. Gura never cared about us and she lied about herself to make as much money as possible. Then, when she had made enough money to never have to worry about it ever again, she threw us away to go live her life without us.

>>74923588

>>74922669
>t. pampered, spoiled little faggot
>used to being handed everything he wants, never emotionally developed beyond infancy
>mistakes objectivity, mental strength, discipline and self-control for being "trained" and "cucked"
>also mistakes whining impotently like an entitled woman for "standing up for himself"
>has nothing to be proud of, has never actually stood up for himself in his miserable life
many such cases
shame we can't just abolish the welfare state and let these spineless faggots starve to death already

>>74923588
she threw YOU away, cos you're a dumb cunt. She kept me and loves me cos i'm fucking awesome, and not a dumb miserable cunt. Just goomed to her a few minutes ago btw. God I want her to vomit on my cock... Deepthroating while she vomits... must be heaven.

>>74923588
relatable

>>74923792
anyone that relates to those posts is a stupid whinging faggot. get over yourselves lol.

>>74923697
that's a considerable amount of cope

>>74923827
ok how?

Some retard seething about Gura? I looked away for like an hour.

>>74923838
it's a considerable amount of ROPE that i shot, out of my dick, to gura. Everyday you cry tears because you think you deserve something from Gura, and everyday I cry CUM cos i actually love her. You wouldn't know love if it shat on your chest. You'd probably whinge and complain either way because you're a toxic manipulative shitcunt.

>>74923922
Same doomposting as always.

>>74923588
You make excuses and spin delusional sob stories for yourself like this because you WANT to be hopeless
You WANT to believe there are no women left who haven't been infected with the whore virus of modernity, you WANT there to be nothing to work towards, and you WANT to believe that Gura took away your reasons to keep pushing, based on a fantastical narrative for which you have no evidence, because it exists nowhere but in your own head
Why? Because you're a weak, lazy, soft, depressed, spiritually hollow modern bugman loser, and remaining in the pathetic state you're in now is easier than facing the truth and working towards self-improvement

>>74923928
really hit a nerve huh?

>>74923971

>>74923977

>>74923913
unironically just get over it. stop believing you are entitled to anything and be thankful that she even exists on this hellearth. appreciate shit more, it's a much happier existence than wallowing in misery.

>>74923968
Seems to me like he hit the nail right on the head, actually

>>74924016
ok but how?

>>74923968
yeah my GOOM nerve.

>>74924031
why would he bite bait so hard if it didn't upset him?

>>74924114
Hes trying to help that chumbie in his own way. I should shoot thick ropes to my sharkwife as well

Chumbies, my Gura looks a little weird...

>>74923827
>whinging
It's spelled whining, retard.

>>74924114
Can you really say that HE "bit the bait" if (You)'re the one who's seething

It is sad that Gura isn't around much around more, but some of you read into it WAY too much.

>>74924043
step 1, stop whinging.
step 2, take note of what you love about Gura and appreciate those things
step 3, stop being a needy faggot bitch and stop shitting up the thread with whinging that achieves nothing, it just makes you think more and more negative thoughts
step 4, post cute gura's, hornypost, talk about what you love about her, watch vods, sing along to her karaoke, give all her originals, covers and collab songs another listen, fap to gura lewds, watch 3d pron of her, work on materializing your Gura tulpa, hump your daki, enjoy life. you've even got some cute ASMR and soft talking streams to listen to if you get lonely. like c'mon stop bein a weak bitchass.

>>74924206
Whinge is a word, it means to whine in a particularly stupid way. Like that's the actual definition.

>>74924206
Not in this country yank. It's whinging. whining is something different. Whinging is like sooking. Soft effeminate creepy gross sooking.

>>74924206
What this anon >>74924310 says
It's a different word, ESL-chama. It's even pronounced differently in actual speech. Like, you verbally say "WIN-jing", with a j

>>74924165
Would still sexually bully your weird Gura T u T

>>74924379
You can't, she's mine. Get your own.

>>74924334
>Yank
I am an American and I frequently use the word "whinge" and frequently hear other Americans use the word "whinge"
That isn't an American, it's some sort of ESL

>>74924114
how else do we stop this faggot that's been doing this for 3 fucking years?

Gurass

>>74909860
YIPPEE!!!

>>74924334
>this country
Is this board just Australia now

>>74923684
>>74923960
>You see, Gura never showing signs of caring about her fans is actually a good thing because [insert massive cope about how he's soo masculine and strong for not being parasocial or caring about Gura's output dropping to near zero]
Then why are you even here? Obtain some self awareness, you autistic retard.
You watch vtubers. You aren't self-reliant. You aren't some beacon of genetic superiority. You're a loser with a self-admitted, professionally diagnosed autism diagnosis and are probably living off other peoples' work via disability handouts while complaining about the very welfare system that lets your kind continue to exist like parasites.
You are no better than anyone else here. In a lot of ways, you're worse.

>>74924413
Ah i've had a lot of americans have a go at me for using the word whinge. I assumed. Using the word totally doxxes me, but it's just so particularly well suited for this situation.

Apparently, Gura plans to stream a lot during the Summer and reaffirm her tender exclusive romance with chumbies.

>>74924471
At this time of the day it is. Our timezone is uniquely located so we can keep SEAtards in check.

I've never heard the word whinge before coming to /ggg/. Thought it was like a British spelling or something but never really cared enough to look it up. Now I know.

>>74924488
Holy meds get some fucking help anon

>>74924334
>sooking
I guess I'll 'ave to look up a dicty an 'ave a little ready after my breckie tomorrah, since none of us Yanks use the word "sook" either. You guys come up with pretty silly words down there.

>>74924471
>>74924495
>>74924537
I want to watch this with Gura and Bae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2DZQHhL8cM

>>74924566
Thought so.
Rocks. Glass home.

if i was the guy in pic related, i'd be fingering her little pooper and having a sniff.

>>74924267
Doomposters are trojan horses for schizos. This has always been the case.

>>74924650
this was mildly amusing. knowing gura's humor, she'd like it too.

It's time to stop responding desu.
Just love my shart.

>>74924809
A lot of the posts are him talking to himself. Assuming it's not a bot.

>>74924488
They're not parasites, they're just destroying food in order to stop prices from dropping. If they didn't eat it, we'd have to burn it. We pay farmers to not plant crops. OPEC meets to decide how many barrels of oil they want to not produce. Climate change is a hoax designed to explain why we can't just have extremely cheap food/energy. Wake up, sheeple.

>>74924260
sounds like projection

>>74924379

>>74924961
True. Shit's fucked. I hate humanity. This is what you get when you let psychopaths walk all over you and let them decide how to do things.

>>74923588
This is how most men feel now. It's why hololive is so popular. Idols give people hope. They instill a sense that things aren't completely hopeless and that women exist who want to improve at something and don't only care about sex and moving from guy to guy like the typical carousel rider. They make you feel welcome and don't hate you for being a man. Idols inspire you to be better and make you realize there are women you'd want to work toward being with. Only a bitter woman or a man that realizes Gura is none of those things anymore would delete that post.

>>74924283
>step 1, stop whinging.
never
>step 2, take note of what you love about Gura and appreciate those things
I do
>step 3, stop being a needy faggot bitch
no
>step 4, post cute gura's, hornypost, talk about what you love about her
I never stopped doing that
>watch vods, sing along to her karaoke, give all her originals, covers and collab songs another listen
no those make me depressed now
>fap to gura lewds, watch 3d pron of her
never stopped
>hump your daki
I never bothered to take it out of the box, just 0 motivation to do so
>enjoy life
roru
rumao
>you've even got some cute ASMR and soft talking streams to listen to if you get lonely.
that makes me miss her more

I'm going to listen to my mommywife's tummy while retards shit the thread.

What the dink is all of this nonsense?

Goob night.
Stop replying to these retards

>>74924669
I am the guy in the pic and I do it frequently

I miss Gura...

Tenroy, draw the dude nice and dark in your doujin.

>>74925309
indeed. also inconsistent jannies deleting cute gura pics. it's not porn, they're just cuddling. janny should know gura no wear pantsu.

Honestly at this point if she were to graduate and do a 1 month farewell tour like Sana/Coco, I firmly believe we'd get more (quantity of) content out of that than we'll get in the next 24 months.

>>74925375
Yeah, it's really annoying how inconsistent the image enforcement is. An image that was fine for weeks will suddenly get you a ban one day.

Would Gura enjoy the bunny girl bartender game?

>>74925560
No

>>74925560
wish it was a cunny girl bartender game.

>>74925531
>implying she'd even do a farewell tour
DYRBI? I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't even do a graduation stream at this point

>>74925560
She said she wanted to stream it. Obviously, she reconsidered.

>>74925560
she asked about it last stream right? how she'd be an easy target for them to exploit or something

>>74924656
No, actually. In fact, you were completely wrong about literally everything you just said in that sad, pathetic little seetherant of yours.
Just how wrong? Well, I'M the bud who posts about heading off to the nightshift sometimes - you know, the one who nearly ran over that frog because it was sitting in the middle of the cart path, and which went catatonic when I carried it back over to the pond the next hole over? That was me posting from my fucking JOB, retard.
Seems to me like I'm a hell of a lot more self-reliant - and, yes, a lot less dysgenic - than an unironically obsessed, unhinged, emotionally fragile, projection-happy little pussy like yourself who apparently looks down on people who don't want to be reliant on welfare (what's wrong, don't like your grift being threatened, you incompetent little psycho shitstain?) Not that that's saying all that much, seeing as you're a bitter, self-aggrandizing, narcissistic little God-complex cockroach who would definitely be among the FIRST to die if other people stopped pampering you 24/7 but, ironically, can't help but keep mouthing off like a barking mutt about how OTHER people are such massive weaklings.
The fact that my posts just set you off this hard, and that you're some-fucking-how STILL salty and STILL malding and STILL HAVEN'T FUCKING GOTTEN OVER this weird fucking complex you've developed over me for the last several threads, really aren't helping your case. Just makes it seem like I've been hitting a bit too close to home, without even trying.
Because in case you forgot, none of those posts were even about you.
And yet, here you are, MAKING them about you. Like a typical fucking self-obsessed narcissist.
In short, (You)'re definitely a hell of a lot worse than I EVER was.
And probably a lot worse than literally any other regular in the thread.
In every conceivable way.
You are in no position to judge anybody else, over anything, at all. You are worthless. All you are is an unbelievably overinflated ego with atrocious social skills, zero self-awareness and self-control. You desperately need help and probably some kind of strong anti-psychotic medications, but you're too fucking conceited and self-absorbed to ask for it and anyone who COULD have helped has probably already given up and abandoned you a long time ago. And you just keep proving my assessment correct over and over and over and again with every one of these pathetic fucking temper tantrums you post, EVERY GOD DAMN THREAD.
I genuinely, GENUINELY fucking pity you.
Oh, but do go on about other people "throwing rocks from within glass houses".

Yamete.

>>74925560
She was supposed to have played like, 5 days ago.

>>74925560
Why does the game have no h scenes

which one of you is this

>>74925946
based

>>74925531
I don't think she cares enough about hololive to send things off like that. Nor is she attached enough to us to worry about how we feel or want us to have closure.
When the day finally comes and Gura graduates, there won't be any fanfare or celebrations of her achievements. She won't announce it on stream while holding back tears, thank us for supporting her for all this time, and then tell us everything will all be alright.
A single, white page with black text will go up on Cover's official twitter along with an English translation. The catalog will turn blue for a day.
And then we'll never see or hear her ever again.

Bros, please give me a link where i could download the September 5 2021 Unarchived Chill Karaoke by gooba... I beg of you, i need it in 4k resolution. means a lot. ty chu ;*

>>74925560
Not if chumbuds are there, no.

>>74926004
I'm upset that the game isn't r18

>>74925560
I don't mind if she skips it, the girls aren't even cute.

>>74925972
Sounds about right. I genuinely wonder if there's anyone who still lies to themselves that it will be otherwise. At best, there will be an "announcement" into "graduation stream". But a tour de force, end everything on a bang? Nah. The time for ending things on a high note has long past, we are in the twilight of Gura's years, feasting on scraps.

>>74925709
>The fact that my posts just set you off this hard, and that you're some-fucking-how STILL salty and STILL malding and STILL HAVEN'T FUCKING GOTTEN OVER this weird fucking complex you've developed over me for the last several threads, really aren't helping your case
This is only line 7 of your 18 line post. Do you understand how silly you are?

>>74926055
I love booba and yeah I agree the girls are not that cute.

>>74926055
no lolis, i sleep.

Antis being wrong about graduations will always be amusing to me.

>Tryhard smug shionposting
>No refutation
Yeah, didn't think so
Wonder how long you'll last before I inadvertently trigger yet another one of your frothing, unmedicated keyboard-warrior episodes. I give it... oh, until next thread maybe?

>>74926112
He's right though.

Ame will graduate first before Gura

How often do girls fap? I want like a bellcurve plot of how often they fap, as a population. So that I can realistically estimate how often Gura faps without exaggeration or my horny bias getting in the way.

>>74926281
Just pick whatever makes your dick happy. I promise you, there is a girl schlicking that much.

>>74926281
She doesn't because I help her twice a day

>>74926281
What exactly do you intend to use this information for, pervbud
>>74926371
Are you a fembud speaking from experience
How much do you flick the bean, fembud
Do you ever think about >us while doing it for some reason

Gura is still the best for me. Always will be.

sudden urge to want to turn gura into a meat urinal.

>>74926537
Gutsbud, (You)'re up

>>74926575
He's asleep! Gonna use her for a week and not let her shower!

Sudden urge to give Gura lots of headpats and cuddles...

>>74926537
>>74926614

>>74926650
woah, i've not seen this one before.

>>74926650
I knew you'd come through for us Gutsbud! <3

I have seen 2 chumbuds interacting with my 2view wife lately. Are people finally getting tired of gura's bs ?

bait

>>74926856
who?

Are there such thing as real cunny fembuds?

>>74926935
Bjoarn and NoManaNoMegumin

I'm gonna start incorporating Yippee into my daily vernacular. Its what Gura would want.

>>74927056

>>74927323 (me)
I didn't mean to reply

>>74926999
yes

Oyasame chumbies. Hopefully Gura soon.

>>74927458
it's her birthday next month!

>>74927458
sharkdreams

>>74927273
yippee!

>>74896025
Love this cutie

Is the threadshitting over? Have the hours of respite begun?

>>74896858
oui oui monsieur!

>>74917803
>*Le touché*

I goobed

>>74927795
I'd rather go to bed, but if you really want to I can give it a shot

>>74927872
what does it mean? to goob?

>>74927919
disappear

Our oshi is such a sweetheart

What does dragging your balls all over Gura's big fat tail feels like?

>>74928007
Broken glass and razor blades.

>>74927919
You know, like when you goobaba.

>>74928156
goo baba?

>>74928007
It depends on if Gura likes you or not. She can be your smooth tail or your child destoyer.

>>74902337
Read this

>>74928408
Heresy

>>74927323
Sweet lord I need to mess up this little slut T u T

>>74928340
googoo gaga

>>74928984
Come with me little shark I have something to show you.

Nicotine withdrawal is hitting me hard buds
The irritability's flaring up, negative thoughts are harder to keep at bay than usual, frustration mounting over trying to make sense of contradictory convictions through mental pathways warped by years and years of exposure to propaganda and linguistic warfare that I usually just push deep to the bottom of my psyche because no matter how much I immerse myself into them they remain a puzzle without a solution, tired, anxious, lonely, etc. etc.
I'm not asking to be pitied, this is something I did to myself and I fully accept that because of that, this is something I have to go through NOW to fix it. But just, please, for the love of God, someone post something lighthearted and silly to cheer me up?

My beloved onahole...

My wife is cute

>>74929998
think of me... think of me fondly...

>>74896025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPzvM2trUPE

hi sisters!!! /osg/ has come to liberate y'all!

>>74929455
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4AB9mkUT2s

im a uim

stfu im runescaping

i can give you guys a shark if you want
*farts violently in a cute and sexy way*

ewww meripoopoo that's sharting not sharking you dumb dumb

oh yeah? how about that?
*sharts on you until you cum*

>>74930496
Aw, that did help, thanks bud :)
>>74930475
>>74930501
>>74930530
>>74930561
>>74930580
As a resident OSRSbud, I must ask - why are we getting raided by /osg/
(And of course one's a btw fuck me)

Wut?

*lick the poo and cum off the floor*
no point wasting it eheh

>>74929975
That's a slutty Gura.
Budding breasts are pretty hot you flatters can shove it.

stfu bitch

im a uim im a uim im a uim im a uim im a uim im a

baby shart dududu*farts*baby shart dududu