/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pipkiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1l_GudvGCU Lemon Siren

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

catch

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

She's yapping about petting small animals at a petting zoo in Japan. Cute!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT8IyZEQ1yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT8IyZEQ1yw

>>74919357

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Hime.

crab girl in 15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsjFasQvMWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsjFasQvMWY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsjFasQvMWY

awa

I love Clara so much.

>>74919511
same, I want her to seggs a lady

I ____

I love hime

>>74919357

>>74919180
>>74919310
>Nuke Europe
And the US. YYYY-MM-DD only, with 24-hour time if needed. Anyone who transmits a date, time, or datetime in contravention of ISO 8601 must be purged (RFC 3339 is acceptable too).

>>74919539
Does she do anal?

>>74919577
>YYYY-MM-DD only
Fucking die

>>74919577
>YYYY-MM-DD only
This. ISO 8601 exists for a reason.

>>74919624
Retard

>>74919577
this upsets me

If I'm looking through a journal or planner or something I'm just saying the US day system makes the most sense, relatively.

>>74919577
The current time should also be mandatory before anything else. In the Lord's holy timezones of PST.

>she thinks hongcouver suffers the brunt of canadian winters

>and I usually have school around that time
Wait hold old is Hime?

>>74919357

>>74919611
Anal is on the primoking tier, you get one hour-long session per month. Kissing is not allowed, choking is.

>>74919624
Anything that is not ISO 8601 is objectively inappropriate for accurate transmission of information.

>>74919744
>hold old

>>74919756
>Kissing is not allowed
You think she has a choice?

>>74919744
16

>>74919749

I'm kinda pissed hamster hasn't streamed. I need Eimi noises!

>>74919730
>timezones
Those are a meme and a social construct.

>>74919839

>>74919744
I'm guessing around 22ish.

I want to have sex with Hime

>>74919852
There are many social constructs that are incredibly useful.
https://qntm.org/abolish

>>74919199
NOW (Literally right now)
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | LIVE | Return Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT8IyZEQ1yw

SOON
Amanogawa Shiina (05:00UTC | 5m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsjFasQvMWY

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 4h5m | Yakuza)
https://www.youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_/streams
Gram Pico & Kannagi Loki (12:00UTC | 7h5m | Devour w/ Azusa & Nagomi)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf2rqvV8Cpc

Notes:
>Muyu is reading maros tomorrow https://marshmallow-qa.com/mkv6lszn4euoguu
>Hina is on guerilla schedule this week
>Lia is semi-guerilla schedule this week
>Clara *may* guerilla today
>Pico may guerilla ARK on the streamer server she joined on given any night
>Phase is doing a clipping contest, it has prizes https://phase-connect.com/clipping-contest/

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Remi, Erina, Ember & Eimi

that kiss was for me

RATE THE PRINCESS
RATE THE PLANS
RATE THE STORIES
RATE THE coming clean
RATE THE STREAM

>>74919919

shiina start early get that raid

>>74920027
I'm feeling it bitobros.
We're back.

>>74920032

>>74919987
Did all the smelly allegations get to her?
Why has hampter abandoned us?

>>74920027
himebeeeeeeeeem/10

Eimi I will never call you a fat smelly fujo again if you stream please come back

>>74920027
I'm happy for her.

>>74920107
Hamster is kill, much sadness

>>74920027
I missed her uuuu/10

>>74920045
Holy shit. She's here right now. Shiina I want to molest you on a train

>>74920259
my cute daughter

Question for any Pippologists.

Has Pippa ever sang the song Lydia the Tattooed Lady?

>>74920027
coming clear?
Sorry i was busy and couldn't watch the stream

>>74920198
>>74920107
BIG AND CHUNKY
CHUBBY BELLY
UNWASHED
STINK LINES
FAT AND SMELLY
I non-parasocially enjoy my platonic fujo slampig fuckbuddy and her terrible opinions.

>>74919852
Drawn like that they are.

>>74920027
10/10
4/10 if it is the memberships good ideas but hella expensive
8/10
.../10
7/10
I hate how much I like her

>>74919986
Nta kek

>>74920325
Still trying to push the flayon thing I assume

>>74920107
Humiliated and shunned.

>>74919426
Jelly should tinkle directly into my mouth

>>74920384
it was funny watching him try so hard last thread

>>74919676
I showed some coworkers that if they named files with year-month-date that they could sort an entire folder chronologically by date easily, and it blew their minds. They have since adopted it for naming some categories of documents.

>>74920027
>RATE THE PRINCESS
10/10 Made me realize how much I misssed her
>RATE THE PLANS
9/10, I'm not a fan of the member changes but when it comes to her throat, I'm glad she's planning to take it easy
>RATE THE STORIES
8/10 Japan seems fun to visit, but just visit
>RATE THE coming clean
10/10, finally defangs the bullshit since most of it relied on her not saying anything
>RATE THE STREAM
Overall 7/10 despite the rest of what I said, it was basically just her catching everyone up since she's back in Australia

Hime or Shiina?

>>74920384
Oh i don't care about those dumb shit, i thought it was something health related. Thanks!

>>74919426
Who's that? New invader? Or are you poachbegging again. Cause I'm pretty sure she wasn't in Phase Connect when I went to sleep

>>74920500
you type like a faggot

>>74920486
There was a health notice too,
Two week break sometime after offkai for recovery from vocal surgery

>>74920486
>i thought it was something health related.
Nta but that happened too, she has been singing too much and developed sores on her vocal chords so she needs to not sing or make high-pitched noises for like 2 weeks.

>>74920589
>>74920596
himebird is kill

>>74920418
you can't just dox me and Pippa like that

What a pleasant voice.

>>74920302
Disgusting. Way too big.

>>74920589
>>74920596
Oh... that must be rough for her but i'm glad that isn't something more serious. i'm very pessimistic and expected something worse. Thanks for telling me!

Goodnight /pcg/

Bros this the third week in a row that there hasn't been anything to do at my job. Am I about to get laid off? Where will I get the money to donate to my beloved Clara?

>>74920589
I hope it will be 2 yrs

23 days until I can drink again.

>>74920756
It's sadly pretty common for vocalists in bands, Jon Bon Jovi put off having the surgery for years and trying any other method first.

>>74920462
they're both whores

>>74920831
yeah, mine.

>>74920418
Bunnies would be so nice as a indoor pet if it wasn't for smelly piss

>>74920802
Are you Japanese?
Not giving people work is a Jap thing.
What do you do?

>>74920462
Both shit

>>74920462
>Whore(insane) or Whore(Grandma)

>>74920831
Excuse me asshole but Hime is a slut, not a whore. There's a difference!

>>74920802
looking busy is an art. refine your art anon it will take you far.

>>74920765
nighty night hostage

>>74920877
with those membership changes idk bro

>>74920867
And their heart can literally explode from being scared.

>>74920919
skill issue

z

>>74920936
handjobs for plushies?

>>74920802
Don't worry, the work will all come once.

>>74920808
I hope Hime will be around for another two years at least too Anon!

>>74920919
I have a feeling the King tier is basically a joke tier she expects maybe 2-3 people total to take.

Phase girls I like:
Pippa
Wemi
Jelly
Saya
Phase girls I don't like:
Lumi
Uruka
Lia
Dizzy

>>74920919
The weak should fear the strong.

>>74920765
sleep well, lil hostage

>>74920972
z z, z z

>>74920994
there were several people who joined it and I will be joining it at a later time

>>74920997
You will like Lumi. It will happen to you in time.

>>74920997
Why don't you like Dizzy?

>>74921045
nta but I think I've done a good job at resisting her feminine wiles

>>74920994
Not everyone can become King

>>74921057
Pittybaiting whore with grating voice

>Beating Dizzy up then apologizing and beating up that pussy

>>74920997
you don't like nasa and pico? i thought they were nice

>>74920997
Seems like you have a type

>>74921108
That's what she wants you to do

>>74921138
Good I want it to be consensual.

>>74921122
I don't watch JPs enough to have an opinion. I am indifferent to them.

rape

I absolutely love shiinas voice

>>74920870
Unironically, I assemble those warehouse robots, we shipped our last order 3 weeks ago.

>>74920900
>>74921015
Oyasumi
>>74920972
Goodnight Zleeper

a Fuwamoco/Ame clipper converted to being a picofag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naFGDLyxuAA

>>74921229
>he shipped out his replacement

>>74921241

Shiina makes me smile :)

kill machines
machine kill

If she goes away
I’m like someone who’s left out in the rain
I need
I need her
I need her love

>>74920997
I see. Another shallow pedo.

holding shiinas tiny pincer claw

Pippa is really fucking up recently. Can't get her webcam working for the drinking stream. Can't get a functioning stream for her long anticipated doki collab.
She's a complete mess right now. Sakana needs to step in at this point

Never watch Shiina but she has a real pretty voice.

>>74921293

>>74921395
Shut up hime

I like shiinas nihongo

AND ALL THE FEARS YOU HOLD SO DEAR

Shiina should be my third wife

>>74921395
Hey Pippa

Lumi should play Skyrim.

>>74921395
Stop anti-ing yourself Pippa

>>74921486
>third
you filthy fucking whore

>>74921505
Maybe he's a two-time divorcee

>>74920432
STOP TAUNTING ME EVERYWHERE I GO, I ALREADY MADE THE MOD TO GIVE EVERYONE THE KAN VOICE LINE

>>74921503
Me after seeing the supposed Hime pic nd realizing she looks like my ex.
I knew there was something special about her, but not in that many ways

>>74921249
That nigga's been around for like forever

Pippa womb status? From my calculation she should have finished ovulating by now

I'm thinking about leaving civilization and going to live in a canadian forest.

>>74921634
Bro you're gonna die in a forest fire

>>74921654
kek

>>74921634
Wolverine life style. Based.

>>74921629
Filled with my cum

Shiina feels less like a streamer and more like a singer at a diner

>>74921634
Get Snufkin pilled

serenade me to sleep shiina I hope to dream of you

>>74920870
>Never given work
>Just paid to shitpost on 4chan all day
How is this a bad thing

>>74921688
I used to know that feel

>>74920997
Phase girls I don't like:

>>74921229
The warehouse robot market has been completely saturated prepare to be laid off soon

>>74921654
I expected to die by an animal attack, but that could work too

Ok /pcg/, name something you like about a PC girl you don't watch.
I like how Tenma is always doing little customizations of her model to fit the theme of the stream.

>>74921729
Nips have a biological imperative to tryhard things.
>>74921229
Oh yeah no you're fine. This kinda shit just goes that way at times. As the other guy said -- Find a way to look busy. (Politely) harass your lessers to clean up daily for example.

>>74921750
Literally just click on the stream she's not really interacting with chat and more just saying some platitudes and thanking donations then moving on to the next song

>>74921729
I'm laying on the floor doing just that right now :D

>>74921729
It means he's vestigial and will be gone soon.

>>74921505
Whatchu gonna do about it? I will get the fourth wife soon too.

>>74921212
Get your ears checked out

>>74921793
I like runies high effort streams she has some cool ideas and implements them well

>>74921793
I love Erina's laugh
I love Nasa's everything
I love Ember's voice and dedication to stream extra time when there's nobody on yet.

>>74921793
Lumi is really good at piloting her model

>>74921793
>you don't watch.
I watch them all, fag

>>74921793
Hime does seem to genuinely love being a streamer and vtuber so it'll probably be a damn long time before she burns out

>>74921793
I think it's really cool how they're all in Phase Connect

I'm sad I missed a few Shiina songs by trying the IRyS karaoke before switching back

>>74921903
name every stream from everyone ever then

>>74921793
Wemi makes me go uooooh TuT

>>74921634
Arent you afraid of the wendigo? You're going to die to the wendigo or bigfoot

Very organic posts from the cuckies as normal

>>74921259
kek

>>74921858
delusional

>>74921837
I mean its been like that at my job for the last year or so. Still here even after a layoff wave.

>>74921933
Go back in time and choose to not make an obvious mistake

>>74921793
From the little bits I've seen, Runie is the first vtuber I've watched play DMC that is actually bothering to get gud and not just spam what's safe and easy.

>>74922009
Do you have sex with someone from HR

why would you remove the entire arrangement to one of the most life affirming energetic songs about the beauty of life ever and replace it with that girl youtube cover shit

>>74922052
nothing is sacred anymore

i miss pippa...

>>74922037
No but I buy chocolates on my department's dime and give to HR some sometimes.

>>74921634
For me it's bugging out to Twin Lakes, Alaska and raising sled dogs, and drinking heavily

>>74922030
Eh, she relies a little too much on Trickster's dash, especially in the Virgil 2 fight.

>>74922052
What song?

>floss for the first time
Wtf, my mouth and teeth never felt so clean before

>>74922090
Wow that's actually actionable advice wtf

>>74922160
you should try a tongue scrapper while youre at it

>>74921951
Look... i can't die in a swordfight because wars now use guns and drones and that's pretty gay.
The best i can so is to wage war against the wendigo

>>74921951
https://files.catbox.moe/i3ywzf.mp4

>>74921980
>I love listening to someone who has worse voice acting than your average scifi channel movie actor

>>74922090
>HR work from home
fuck

>>74922198
I hate that I laughed

>>74922160
Pippa...

>>74921793
Lia is fun in collabs

What if you were in the greet and meet but your penis was sticking out?

>>74922090
I tried giving some choco to some girls in HR but got reprimanded and warned for "sexual harasment"

>>74922280
Are you ugly anon?

>>74922280
you should have just said this is for HR dont get specific with it

>>74922160
>>74922247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPh-dz8qJzQ

>>74922052
Are we still talking about Jews?

>>74922195
drone warfare is the most cucked shit in the world if you really think about it

>>74922306
This.
>>74922090
Highly based advice.

>>74922210

>>74922267
Isn't that the whole point?

>>74922304
Got a scar if that counts
>>74922306
All I did was go to the dept while bringing in the box. I didn't even get to say anythinig.

>>74922280
You are literally the meme holy shit
>>74922324
I agree. Everyone laughs at those poor Russian conscripts laying wounded and knocked out of action getting fucking swiss cheesed by suicide drones and grenades being dropped and its disgusting. Its sad watching them kill themselves to stop the pain.

>>74922267
a liker conveniently bends over in front of you

>>74920936
weedjob for hands

>>74922210
God damn anon. That is some shit taste. Might even be terminal. I'd get that and the stick up your ass checked out.

>>74922267
My penis or your? Also I would need pic of said penis as for further review.

I cant even look at anything resembling a sheep without thinking about weed and handjobs I hate you

>>74922445

>>74922267
>were in the greet and meet
Why did you say it like that?

>>74922428
No More Brother Wars.

>>74922498
handy for herb

>>74922498
BJs to get blitzed

>>74922426
sorry anon you should have been more handsome. you can always try light jokes or a holiday card maybe?

>>74922498
Jorkin for some smokin

>>74922498
rimjobs for reefer

>>74922603
gaggin' for ganja

>>74922498

>>74922498
swallow for sativa

>>74922498
poor sheep, she doesn't deserve the shit she's living

>>74922498
Smoking a dong for smoking a bong

I love this song

The only thing sheep's deserve are some hot barn action

>>74920802
>>74921229
>>74921837
Nah, it sometimes happen. I knew of one person that at this company he was basically doing nothing. And that's because his department worked in some projects, but sometimes there were none and he was getting paid anyway becuase the pay was per month, not per project.
Also, I remember reading the Zuck did the same with his META company. He started poaching people with experience in VR just for the sake of them not working with the other companies, even if they weren't exactly doing nothing.

>>74922508
Too based for this cucked thread to handle.

>>74922765
t. ruskie

>>74922267
>What if you were in the greet and meet but your penis was sticking out?
They wouldn't notice your mangina anon. The brownish color would just blend in with your khaki cargo shorts.

>>74922737
yeah, from me

>>74922570
>more handsome
yeah sure

>>74922827
t. globohomo cuck.

Retards talking about wars but ignoring the Wendigo menace that is crawling upon us.
Don't ask me for help when your neighbor's leg is in your roof

>>74922899
I meant it as a joke anon I'm ugly as sin dont think too hard about it

>>74922378
You really should get your ears checked out

>>74922963
delete this

>>74922267
>He doesn't get fully naked in the meet and greet in front of everyone

>>74922922
the wendigo will be fucked into submission next question

>>74922456
>cuckie saying people have bad taste
Lmao

>>74922922
>laughs in my pile of 20lb bags of rice, mountain of canned tuna and beans, floor to ceiling closet of water bottles, camping stove, and vegetable garden
I'm ready for this shit.

>>74922267
Hime requested it of me, what else what I supposed to do?

imagine sniffing pippa's pussy

>>74922737
Why are you welsh

>>74922963
Clinically a midget if we go by american standards.

>>74922922
don't wendigos die from fire?

>>74922974
I know I made everything up

>>74922963
shut up

>>74923074
fish market isnt that bad after all

>>74922988
I'm a local musician and she's more talented than any of the female vocalists in my area
You're probably a sped that can't differentiate between a live performance and a modified record

>>74922963
Fake

>>74921962
people love shiina, man, what can I say. I used to anti her but not anymore, you just can't beat them

>>74923039
>20lb bags of rice
Thats it? I can eat that in like a month.

>>74922996
Using clothes in the meet and greet is a signal that you are hiding things. The best course of action is go full naked with a ribbon in your dick. That will make them understand that you are someone 100% real but still have a funny side

>>74922988
>>74921858
>>74922210
damn is this anon trying a LLM on a GPU from 2012 or something. his posts have both the downsides of being completely substanceless and taking 15 minutes a pop like it's a person coming up with something creative, but nope.

>>74923093
I was being sincere

>>74923121
Whoa buddy slow down on the carbs there

>>74923096
pippa's pussy smells like fresh peach though

>>74919405
knowing Hina is or was an ABG and was a ravegirl, I can only imagine the amount of dick this woman has gone through. Can't enjoy her content anymore.

>>74922989
>>74923089
>>74923097
>>74923107

>>74923074
Just go to a Asian grocery store

>>74923169
I need carbs to do shit.

Did I miss a clara vod or something?

Why is there a random 20 minute huniepop vid on her channel?

>>74923100
Do you live in mongolia?

>Goes to Bestbuy
>Gets an Alienware
>Doesnt even know what the specs are
>Wants a starforge pc because filian
>they reply to her with a meme
>"I must buy another new PC!"
Why does she do this?
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1785909051999789540

>>74923039
whats the shelf life looking like for that?

>>74922988
It sounds good, it just seems like you're looking to complain

3 1 8 5
More for me.

>>74923217
shes a woman

>>74923092
That's what they want you to think. The only weakness of the wendigos is hot steamy sex with Kenny g bgm

>>74923138
Good job ousting yourself as a samefag cuckie

>>74923216
Clara is leaning into her hag appeal with things like the Power Thirst video and now by doing Let's Play content!

>>74923074
I went to school with this girl that didn't have running water, I live in hillbilly land, the only thing she had to cover up her pussy stank was that sickly sweet perfume water that they used to sell at the dollar store. Man, nice girl but that odor will stay with me forever.

I picture Pippa smelling similar.

>>74923217
She reached the point where she had more money than sense at about $1,000 in her account and has gone way past that.

>>74923217
she doesn't care about the same things as us

>Sayu in Shiina's chat
Is she more than just Lia's friend?

>>74923189
Holy hot.

>>74923292
see >>74923179

>>74921951
>>74922195
>>74922922
>wendigo
What will it gonna do? Attack me with its claws? lmao

>>74923289
She's showing her true power level

>>74923215
Not anymore, I have a restraining order against your mom
bitch is wild for the white pp

>>74923303
This is the objective answer. It's simply another experience.
Plus. Y'know. Her boss is an alienware consoomer and Pippa is easily influenced.

>>74923241
Yeah I love bar tier karaoke with no soul

>>74920877
correction, she USED TO BE slut, new OF style memberships made her into a whore.

>>74923121
Bags. Plural.
>>74923229
Pretty good actually since it's in a dry, dark place and I keep it nice and tidy. Cans and bottles last forever, the rice can go a few years and I just cycle through it.

>>74923289
i'm not against it in theory but huniepop would be a more fun stream game than some of the other stuff she plays

>>74923337
What the fuck would you know about soul you ginger fuck?

>>74923357
she still does it for free for me, so skill issue I guess

>>74923332
>white
How does it feel knowing the girl you simp for hates you?

>>74923329
Using firearms is gay. You must fight them melee or with bows. (Crossbow is debatable)

>>74923168
What an easy anon

>>74923357
Anon she's not selling sex with her memberships yet

>>74923381
More than shiina ever will

>>74923039
That might help against zombies or an EMP but not wendigos my man.

>>74923337
I really don't get what you're complaining about. It's karaoke and it sounds good, you're just stretching to find something to complain about someone you don't like

Hime beam

>>74923395
kek nice self report

>>74923217
Pippa you retard just ask them for a sponsorship deal and you can get one for free.

thoughts on phase friend rosemi?

>>74923216
she leaked it one month ago, it was a waiting room; she premiered a video of her playthrough of HuniePop

>>74923492
those thoughts are only sexual

>>74923476
Someone please AI generate a Nasa just like this

>>74923483
This is a coffee companies for washouts anon.

>>74923466
He's a desperate troll. This is the only way he can get anything resembling human interaction. Stop giving him attention.

>>74922963
but Erina is tall?

sex with hime
the grippy socks stay on

>>74923473
>she gets basically mindbroken at the stream's start because they just won't stop coming

>>74923492
Tekken Fraudulent

>>74923466
You fucks are here spamming like she's the greatest singer in history. She sucks and as normal comes across as fake and souless

>>74923301
kek, but true.

>>74923541
>the grippy socks stay on
based

>>74923492
I haven't had a new thought since the last post like 70 minutes ago

>>74923541
>the grippy socks stay on
BASED

>>74923541
Grippy sock foot job

>>74923492
As cute as rosebud anon, should phase in .

>>74923522
She could still pull it off. She's bigger than like 95% of mythic

>>74923303
nah, she's just stupid with money. It ain't that deep anon

>>74923579
Vocaroo now

>>74923466
>>74923241
>>74923100
>>74922456
Don't engage with the mentally.

>>74923531
>Oh no someone has a different opinion to me they must be an evil troll

>>74923579
Why are you seething about people enjoying a karaoke? I said I liked her singing and you're getting bitter for no reason

>>74923395
oof, he got you, what's your response, anon? You aren't admitting that you are black, are you?

>>74923522
literally whos on youtube that upload content for obscure games get deals like that all the time though

what is the origin of the lumi ok yay meme?

>>74923679
You think she's good I think she's dogshit and amazingly i'm free to say that here

>>74923473
Hime beans

>>74923217
I bought an alienware when I was like 12.
But back then I don't think Newegg even existed yet.

>>74923715
...

HAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9LF8gkDMo

>>74923541
Feet: I sleep
Socks/Stockings: Real Shit

goodnight pcg. don't let the wendigos ruin your neighborhood, it's your duty to be prepared.

hampter gorilla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJ9LF8gkDMo

>>74923679
A major indicator of autism is getting angry when other people don't accept your preferences as objective. You're arguing with a severely autistic person. It's never going to make sense anon. Do yourself a favor and disengage.

>>74923301
For a most people they do not understand what to do when they suddenly have a lot of money. I know I can't teach her what she SHOULD be doing since Im just anon, but hopefully she learns she can't just spend all her money.
If she does happen to read this though:
STOP SPENDING YOUR MONEY WHEN YOU DONT HAVE TO!

Open a brokerage account on a site like Fidelity and transfer most of your cash into that. I usually just get SPY or QQQ and then you just forget about it. Dont worry about it going up or down. Dont take anything out unless you absolutely have to (like buying a home).

You can also start a ROTH IRA (also on your brokerage like Fidelity), you can only put in a certain amount each year (under 10k) and you cant take anything out until you are retirement age, but its NOT TAXED when you take it out (which is insanely good).

You probably already know this, but dont put too much down on your house, at least 20% though to avoid mortgage insurance.

Wow cookies really make pcg such a great thread to be in

>>74923492
Da Wose is very cute

>>74923715
You seem to be overreacting anon.

>>74919180
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>>74923473
hime bee

>>74923623
>>74923592
>>74923608
>>74923750

Grippy socks sex with Hime
While she's warded.
Dress up as an HVAC repairman to infiltrate the site and then go absolutely HAM on that menhera pussy in a supply closet and send her to her daily enrichment activities still reeking of your splooge while you skedaddle and barely dodge a security's taser.

>>74923747
>>74923753
Is she walking?

>>74923739
Dogshit response just like her singing

>>74923715
Alright I guess, feel free to keep seething then. Shiina sounds good and I like it, hope you have fun whining about her

>>74923797
Weed Whacker

>>74923492
she should come into Phase so Dizzy can finalize her plan of turning the company into a Tsunderia shelter, then use that clique to take over Sakana and run this company into the ground too, then move onto the next promising agency with her crew in tow.
Dizzy's never ending quest of ruining the EN vtubing scene must be sto-

>>74923772
ummm no i am gonna buy tqqq instead

>>74923816
Yes. This is kino

>>74923473
does anyone have the "hime beam" soundbite without bgm?

>>74923797
What?

>>74923755
Ironic when it's cookies shitting up the thread because people don't agree with them

>>74923673
>>74923715
by what metric exactly is she bad

>>74923753
>member only
thank you for lighting a fire under these girls hime

>>74923755
I just wanted to understand where the anger came from. It's fine if you think she sounds like shit, but the posts just oozed bitterness and anger

>>74923772
So you're saying she should make a $50 dollar instacart order every single day, right?

>>74920107
>>74920198
REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!
>>74923330
Hag love indeed!
>>74923377
I think it's cause she loves the other stuff too much to not share it with (you) live!

>>74923823
I was "..."ing at your seething

>>74923864
Kill yourself

>>74923630
what is even Mythic? Does it count as an agency? And why does /vt/ not recognize it? most /lig/ vtubers are signed with them.

>>74923772
Big facts, the real secret is that USD is a meme, and creates a caste system where once you have a large enough sum to convert to assets to juggle around you basically have infinite money for a reasonable life

>>74923772
not getting a mortgage insurance can be actually more expensive in some cases because some lenders will increase the rate if there is no mortgage insurance

>>74921249
Is Pico a phone only zoomer, or a nogames hag?

Looks like my gacha box is on the way. I pray I get some good stuff in it

>>74923870
The metric of having functioning ears

>>74923873
I don't think she sounds bad at all anon. I'm pointing out the anger you're seeing from the person you're responding to is textbook autism. They are massively on the spectrum, probably like Chris Chan levels. You can keep trying to get a rational response from them but they're not capable of it. They'll just keep throwing out vague negative comments and insulting you for liking her. The only winning move is not to play.

>>74923871
Hamster guerillas have always been like this. If you want blame someone blame Pico

>>74923856
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>>74923579
She sucks... me, that's right. But she's a good singer, better than you, femanon.

>>74923974
What the fuck do you want?

>>74923899
Something something autism and anger

>>74923963
ogry

>>74923911
To draw a comparison you may or may not understand: Vtuber agencies are like specialty record labels whereas Mythic or MGM are more like being signed with Sony Music.
Sony has no "sound" or "brand" as such.
Vtuber companies generally do aside from Niji.

reminder that shiina has the most holdable hands

Pippa is a beta rabbit

>>74924006
nevermind.................

>>74923967
Cookies will never learn to stop biting the bait

[Eimi news] Jong

Shiina is very cute. It's a shame she's autistic.