/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

> 奏 / Kanade (cover) *new*
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1on_WaMzw
>My Dearest (cover)
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=oxZeLM9rx7s
>DAYBREAK FRONTLINE (cover)
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BWexRFqs3Wg
>名前のない怪物 / Namae No Nai Kaibutsu (cover)
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=45ZfAdZuaok

>symmetry *new*
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5ADaIvhhcCU
>Shunkan Heartbeat Otonose Kanade SOLO ver.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRwOG06UtI
>カバー曲 / Cover Songs
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6qjLH_5VIDUEA7yBOKxdRPdI4vYmL-dR
>歌まとめ / All Songs
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6qjLH_5VIDUogkBSe9WqTU0X1ia7xi_1

>>74882152
*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

Ok before tourists show up, how was Mococo's voice during DKC2 yesterday?
I'm glad she sounded better today.

>>74882152

>>74882224

>>74882203
Has Ema ever acknowledged that shitter?

>>74882196
Pretty raspy

my wife

Touhou
https://youtu.be/P7p5rKszCHU

GRIM

>>74882227
EN leaving for Japan partially to record for Ina's 3D live.

>>74882248

Bros…our drama seem so puny compare to what actually is happening behind the scene

>>74882295

>>74882061
>Gura talking to other HoloENs other than Ame and NOT
yeah, no. She ignores her manager and even left Kiara on seen

>>74882310
first Miko, now Marine. maybe the problem was Peko all along

>>74882277
Your wife has delicious looking tits anon

>>74882281
I'll let this slide just this once since Tenma seems to be the only respectable phase girl, but buy an ad next time cuck.

>>74882284
REAPER

La Cunny

>>74882344
She keep letting other girls woo her, Kanata literally offered her snacks and she came immediately for a collab

>>74882326
There is zero evidence she has ever ignored management.

>>74882310
Poor Marine rarely streams these days because her tongue is too tired from Pekora forcing her to eat her out...

come watch this 2view, she's gonna do a karaoke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCKqwTX5_-Y

>>74882203
FaunamE my beloved....

Is it true that Pippa never Collab with Ironmouse? Why?

>>74882474
i feel like i've seen her before

And just like that, Okayu ended up getting one of the most superchatted stream of all times on her channel, with a simple chatting stream.
She earned almost 4 times more than Marine today.

>>74882464
>zero evidence
Gura herself mentioned it multiple times you retard

>>74882547
one of those memgifts was given to me

>>74882227
no one is going to show up for shioris birthday...

>>74882515
I shill her sometimes, she's from the corpo that directed a 3D live for their talents from a bathroom.

>no more streams
guess ill watch space ghost

>>74882590
Watch Space Cop

>>74882590
Mint Starfield?

Canon event

>>74882547
more profitable than all homos combined

>>74882630
coast to coast

>>74882663
7k is also all their CCV combined.

>>74882547
Any reason? Was she pandering hard or something?

>>74882663
Can't argue with that.

What are you watching, /#/? I'm watching Kiri Kilovolt, some kind of a br*t playing forza. Anything better on the telly?

>>74882662
Senchou...

>>74882721
this sounds like a joke but honestly couldnt one average holo girl stream beat out their full stars jp/en concert ccv? lol

>>74882435

I thought y’all was joking but she is actually role playing a wife. No wonder Ranch Simulator is a buff to her
What level of GFE is this?

>>74882758
im watching an old mk8 Korone vod

>>74882758
i'm watching Yuri play MonHun but mostly because her voice is so soothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rpTTU4-iJs

>>74882758
Braveshill...

>>74882817
the fun kind

>>74882817
dang, elfriend get to have sex with THIS?

>>74882758
I'm just catching up with Vinny, really

>>74882817
ELVES SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO OWN LAND!

>>74882810
Well wouldn't you know.

Tell me about hololive
Why are they all supporting the normalization of pedophilia while being met with overwhelming support? Are they working with the elites aiming for the same goal? Is Sora their liaison?

>>74882758
Watching Biboo Hollow knight vods while playing MH. I'm gonna be all caught up to her Fauna & IRyS soon which fucking sucks given the low amount of streams this week.

>>74882662
This is fucking fake and photoshopped kys

>>74882726
It was a 7h 50m stream.

I miss Noel. I understand why she is taking it easy but still

>>74882894

>>74882923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7w6WP-7ajdU

>>74882894
So true brother #mine4grungni

>>74882817
Next level trad wife RP, could be only be beaten by IRL farming videos

>>74882966
Because of all the SC she got. Majority of the red SC waves were during the first 3 hours.

>>74882758
Rewatching Jelly's tunnet vod.

>>74882726
Okayu is always pandering hard to people looking for high quality GFE, she's a genuine unicorn queen

https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/hololive_mischievouspreschoolvoice?variant=44965620547804

Kronii's samples sound nothing like her

Big boobies

>>74882227
Fuck

>>74883146
She decided to do actual Voice Acting, which fair enough it's on of her passion, but people buy those stuff to hear their Oshi in a situation so I don't think it really a great move.

>>74883146
has she finally decided to voice act?

>>74882921
kek

>>74883145

Why? The overlap wasn't even particularly bad today.

>>74882758
Shill bro...

>>74882921

>>74883274
I wonder if you can get them in swimsuits by damaging them like you could with the JP girls

>>74882758
I'm watching John Jerkmeoff and then the collab between Seraph Angelus and Knife Daggerblade. Late at night I enjoy my ASMR session with Icy Frostrime.

>>74883282
>part 92
they're not gonna get any new viewers for this series at this point, so this is about the right amount

>>74883282
The formula got stale, but, we might also have new cull. Everyone is lower.

>>74882492
Iranmouse never collab with any Phase. Too small for her to care about and too edgy for her PC audience.

>>74883322
If that's possible, I wanna see the xitter seethe when it happens

>>74883322
God I hope so, imagine canon swimsuit for IRyS

>>74883332
Nexas?

>>74883345
I think they're holding onto some segments that they'd be better off without. Probably should have 1 day a week where they do something along the lines of AsaKoyo leaks as well, but for the EN audience of course.

>>74883322
Unlikely, but would be great simply for the seethe Gura generates for the 235823rd time

>>74882758
She got desperate and needed a reset.

from Pippa ft Shirogane Noel thumbnail stream

>>74883592
5k from just this stream?

>>74883332
Is Icy GFE?

>>74883282
It got pretty boring, it's also more of a morning FWMC show rather than holoEN Morning News so it's mostly ruffians that will show up

>>74883282
I dropped them, simple as that

>>74882921
You can always count on the stars managing to hit newest lows you tought impossible

>>74883575
I understand why people got mad at that model, but as big tits enjoyer I liked it.

>>74883460
no, I literally tried to make up some retarded names on the spot

>>74883483
It's the same show three days a week they need something to mix it up I can only watch Mococo try to eat Natto so many times before it get boring,

>>74883625
It was a “donate a red and I drink” stream

>>74882921
Thank god these guys are eating up all the studio time
I'm not sure Hololive would survive without events like this stopping the girls from recording their anni lives

>>74883625
she did 1 Aka supa = 1 shot

>>74882817
I'm sold

>>74883678
Hit 100 and rebrand. Then again, 6-7k people still regularly showing up to watch isn't as bas as we paint it. They got double that with Koyori too, so they just have to spice it up sometimes.

>>74883592
Pippa, I kneel.

>>74883744
>>74883784
I can't get mad at supa baiting when it's that straightforward honestly

>>74882817
Anon.. just watch her latest member stream see how many times she said "I love you"

It's over....

>>74882758
I'm watching a 2 views girl and her husband's playing It takes 2

superchat numbers for vspo 2024/03

>>74883943
where is she going?

So how would you guys restructure FWMC Morning? Try to keep it within a single hour too
For reference this is the AsaKoyo structure
>Intro
>Serious news, usually started with merch update, sometimes features first drop of the news
>Interlude where she reads a line from fans
>Hot News section about holos, mostly shitposts with that holo's exclusive comment about the situation, sometimes ends with a lengthy section like interview with hologra team
>Another line reading interlude
>A short quiz and single card tarot reading with advice based on it
>Outro with schedule

>>74884019
>>74883943

>>where is she going?

>>74884037
Just make it Holo News but in English

>>74884058
with any luck they'll tweak her personality while they're at it so we can get some proper bangers like RIP again

>>74884026
Holy shit a Reimu chuuba!?

>>74883943
I hope the surgeon accidentally explodes your knee you stupid VCR whore

>>74884037
That's just english asakoyo and that'd be too much for them if they can't even do a full hour of fwmc morning

>>74884037
Honestly, what watson was doing was a good idea (just remove the homos ofc) its just that watson cant keep a series running for her life so she eventually canned it. I would like to see FWMC give it a shot

>>74884037
Remove dog of the day, It's pointless + hate those fuckers

why do these girls keep getting surgeries?

>>74884058
Surgery I think

>>74884111
For reference this is the AsaKoyo structure

>>74884119
some of those dogs are revolting

>>74884122
they have money so they will live longer than us

>>74884122
This is a follow up to the surgery Mori got 2 or 3 years ago or whenever it was
Was always gonna happen, nothing new

>>74884037
have fuwawa jump in place every ep

>>74884037
Literally just do watson weekly but hosted by fwmc

>>74884037
They're too scared to take away holo news english from Ame

>>74884170
Don't be mean to the dogs, they ain't do nothing wrong

>>74884037
Replace Pero sightings. its just useless. Doggy of the day too.

>>74884109

>>74884122
Plastic surgery in preparation for HoloKR

>>74884237
Keep doggy of the day. Dogs are cute

>>74884037
KHN is the serious news part anon
AyaKoyo Leaks is the shitposts
I think FWMC are fine to keep the serious news part they've been doing, but perhaps Friday should have some AsaKoyo Leaks equivalent. Monday should probably branch out to some challenge other than natto, Wednesday is probably fine to continue with pup talk.
Pero sightings, doggy of the day, the other photos ruffians took, those segments could probably be dropped and other things tried.

>>74884037
I don't they can change things at this point without their fanbase having a meltdown

>>74884037
Do you want to know the biggest thing holding FWMC morning numbers back?
It's the fact that outside of shilling other girls sometimes almost the entirety of the show is focused of FWMC themselves, their thoughts and what they have gotten up to

It makes it so there's very little content there for anyone who isn't a ruffian. Koyo's show focuses entirely on things going on with other girls. There's a reason to watch even if you aren't a joshu-kun

I'm still checking Twitter on reflex

>>74884118
>last episode of Watson Weekly removed Tempus entirely, and only gave Rio a birthday shout out

We were close.... although in hindsight, I find it funny that this happened on July 24th, one exact year after their debut.

>>74884307
Most of them are ugly as fuck. It ruins my mood looking at when waking up

>>74884365
She's gone Sappo... she's dead.

>>74884119
>>74884170
catfags are the worst

>>74884365
this is why they invited notifications

>>74884438
i said some. it's less dogs in general than the ones they pick for the show. some of them are straight up ugly

>>74884466
But look they're being fair! :)

I am forgotten

>>74884122
mori has fat lady joint problems
kronii is having her face re-sculpted to be more manly or less manly
mumei is getting labioplasty (it's like an old brown balloon animal down there)
gura had a skull transplant

>>74884103
>He doesn’t know about the legendary Yukkuri MC PNGtuber in Japan

>>74884365
Youtube likes recommending me year+ old vods and my heart skips every time thinking it's a frame

>>74884466
Its the same with babies. Most of the times you have to pretend theyre cute instead of being ugly as hell

>>74882921
Here is the peak homer viewership from when Cover made all the girls stop for their 3D.

i think EN should stop raiding and let things happen naturally with funnels again

>>74884119
Keep seething cat lovers

I wanna fuck flare too now. It’s IRyS fault if I cheat on her

>>74884564
>homer

>>74884576
raided streams shouldn't count for the tally unless they're part of an official relay.

FINE YAGOO I WILL WATCH KIARA BUT EN4 BETTER HAVE A BONG

According to Kiara more females watch her over males by decent margin.

>>74884576
>EN
>funnel

https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddyhololive/comments/1chqv45/
>I'm having arguments with a lot of people about this. The thing is, they don't see us as fans. They are convinced we're antis because they take every post here seriously.

>I'm pretty much done. They just want a villain to point at. I said they could visit here and Discord to see for themselves no one is organising any attacks and it got downvoted.
>/rh We're like Devils of Paradis, and it will bring about the birth of Eren Yeager.

>>74884362
To be fair it is a Fuwamoco Morning and not Fuwamoco News, it would probably be better to see it more like morning shows of Mel or Mio

>>74884606

>>74884651
That explains why KFP sucks ass

>>74884648
CHU!

just ran into a dommy asmr channel
>4 months of creating RP ASMR
>18k subs
>highest video views 200k
>total views 1.186 million
>patreon has a free tier but has 1.6k members
man dommy shit is really free views and she would make even more of a killing as a vtuber

>>74884621

So, anything interesting happen today?

>>74884651
Yeah that makes sense, both in regards to numbers and her fans

2 sexy Choco elf wifes…… the fucking dream bros….

>>74884648

>>74884651
I would need a timestamp for that after the stream

>>74884654
>Do retarded shit
>gets backlash
>NOOOO why are you mad at us? Its just a joke bro.

>>74884691
sauce?

>>74884654
>act like antis all the time
>say its all ironic
>nobody believes you because you act the exact same way antis do
Who woulda thought

>>74884651
Looking forward to a timestamp because I'll be utterly amazed if that's really true. Seems straight-up impossible.

>>74884691
Also for a bit of context. And has anyone gotten the voicepacks? I got the EN ones but are any others worthwhile?

>>74884606
IRyS would wanna join in

>>74884654
>fight out in the open
>writing your diary on reddit
these retards deserve to be scorned

>>74884651
Cap

>>74884798
The covers too lewd to show but here.

>>74884654
Honestly I'm surprised noone bothered to join their discord to post some spicy shit that probably can be found in ten minutes using the search function

>sayu started a fansly selling shitty feet pics
This board needs to live up to its namesake of virtual YOUTUBERS and ban all twitch whores

Fauna will never be an idol.
She will never do a Birthday/Anniversary live
She will never be popular.
She will never be able to sing well.
She will never be able to dance well
She will never inspire people.
She already decided she was going to spite her followers by saying she doesn't ever think of them as friends.
She will never go back to schedules
She'll never stream regularly
She'll never give a shit about her audience
She'll never do projects like literally everyone else in EN
She'll never be relevant
Her "gaming idol kirin" will always be a lie
She'll never be a real Hololive talent
She'll forever be a worthless whore who Advent dwarfed
She is nothing but a shameless larper

>>74884812
source

>>74884564
imagine forcing your customers to not consume the product that makes 99% of the revenue because you want to sell them a totally different product your customers don't even want that makes only 1% of revenue(at best)
like holy fuck do they not know basic business?

>>74884538
Fuck you. Mumei has pink beef curtains and they are extremely soft and moist.

>>74884802
are you talking about this thread?

>>74884654
Seems like Helmite is also finally revealing that he was getting targeted. He kept it to himself for all this time so far from what i've seen. I think he might be going into overtime mode

>>74884964
rissa...

>>74884982
>business
Yagoo isn't in this for business reasons. he simply wants to support the homos and make their dreams come true

>>74884691
Unironically love drama between Marine and Peko

>>74885015
go back to your discord okbh vermin

>>74884907
Could've just stated the number. Muchas gracias

>>74884972
I miss her too, but she will be back on Friday, stay strong

>>74884564
The company wide no overlap rule going into effect is when I went from being happy enough to ignore the homos to a holostar anti. It indicated that Cover was fully willing to let the brand negatively impact the main product.

On one hand
>Nice WinXP aesthetics
On the other
>LoL
>Valorant
https://twitter.com/yuuhi_sendo/status/1785595022567727157

>>74884907
Momonosuke. I haven't read that guys work in years.

>>74884964
Man that's disgusting. Who in their right mind would want to see a hags feet? You should absolutely not post them or link them here. That would be awful.

>>74884365
Friday.

>pekora is the only one left who acknowledges rushia
thoughts? or is she just too lazy to change her banner?

>>74885143
she wouldve been the perfect retro gaming vtuber. oh well

>>74884982
They really went temporarily insane in 2022. There was some sort of deep cultural rot/ groupthink idiocy going on.

>>74885015
I only anti beggars
https://files.catbox.moe/63tr8s.mp3

>>74885105
i kiss fauna on her lips

>>74885187
you're a retard

>>74884812
I Liked Bae's.
Risu was just being a gremlin not wanting to eat her vegetables, was also pretty fun

>>74885155
How about we keep that garbage out of here, hagtard.

>>74885306
i can see why she needs reduction surgery

Pippa: 200 waiting
Doki: 650 waiting

Lol here comes a mogging

>only kiara is live atm
Can the anon who post the unicorn album drop his shit? I want to listen to it since im bored now

>>74885219
I'm glad they pulled back from that, but at the same time they don't seem to entirely get it. They still try to push them in places that don't really help the homos. Places that at best people don't give a shit about and at worst annoys fans.

>Check holo reddit
>Enter post about automod abuse
>See someone saying the place was going down the drain since Coco went out
>Click his profile
I thought you people were exaggerating these things

>>74885155
Her feet are ugly anon
Just go jerk off to Saruei's instead, you don't even have to pay

>>74885342
What are we expecting for Doki today? 20k? 30k?

>>74885387
NTA but,
Invisible war - https://files.catbox.moe/iyoggu.mp3
Beg somewhere else - https://voca.ro/1ck7EYrwZKT7
Unicorn musketeer - https://files.catbox.moe/v2atx0.mp3
Horn held high - https://vocaroo.com/1lTxMJdiHnBv
Fight the Fight - https://voca.ro/1fesmEGUP42F
# - https://voca.ro/1dhnZ4tpnF0C
Holy land - https://files.catbox.moe/ig9bbe.mp3
The Walled Garden - https://files.catbox.moe/zugkvu.mp3
Gatekepping - https://files.catbox.moe/301ojo.mp3
Midnight Guardians - https://files.catbox.moe/ojiufv.mp3
Rhapsody of FauMei - https://files.catbox.moe/afrrj0.mp3
Glitched Affections - https://files.catbox.moe/dbf89f.mp3
Digital Crusaders - https://files.catbox.moe/gmumns.mp3
Defiant Unison - https://files.catbox.moe/ur4hen.mp3
Unicorn Odyssey - https://files.catbox.moe/i3q2uk.mp3
Global Domination - https://vocaroo.com/1cgZKe0SWQGS
Let it be known - https://vocaroo.com/1mCVuZgANyYP
I also have the nijiniggers and their triggers songs if you want

they got the weakest chumbud

this whole week might genuinely convert me into a JP chad kek

>>74884964
Selling feet pics is easy money since the vtuber crowd is already primed to like feet and pits.

>>74885187
Pekora is probably okay with Rushia because she sympathizes with and understands her. Kinda worrying if you're a nousagi.

>>74885463
Thanks anon

>>74885558
kill yourself

>>74885414
And yet they still surprised when they get called anti sub

>>74885342
Why do they need multiple povs for monopoly?

>>74885580
Don't forget that Pekora waited a full year to tell her genmates that she was living alone. Marine had to find out via the announcement stream.

>>74885414
Anon, >we've seen individuals like this far too many times before.
>Complain about the main sub
>OKBH user
>Talking shit about holofans
>Talking shit about holomem
>Starsfan who doesn't watch them
>Putting down the girls to praise a homo
If you find out this guy is a flip you've basically hit a complete bingo

>>74884964
Why feet? She would be better off with shikoshiko/kiss asmr

>>74885089
>call Mori/Kronii/Bae whores
>call Kiara/Shiori runts or failures
>shit on 80% of holoID
>Debuffson
>Nerissanji
>WE LOVE ALL HOLOS THO
you're as much of a parody of a 'fan' as they are

>>74885610
Don't forget; kill yourself

>listen to Goobs voice pack preview
>”well it’s your fault I stole the candies, you left it in such an obvious place!”
>(>:3 voice) “you mad at me now?? Oooo(u)h then you can’t chase me~”

This fucking brat needs correction asap. Also fuck it 1st time buying a voice pack. I wonder if the JP one is similiar tho lmao

>>74885538
right, because FWMC is the only EN streaming so far.
Fuck off, sis

>>74885538
But what will you do after the DBZ arc?

>>74885393
They have partially realized that hololive fans don't care about homos, but they still hold the mindset of "it can't hurt". Their logic is that pushing the homos into areas that people don't want them will, at worst, leave people apathetic, and at best, give them the homos a few new fans. What they seem to understand is that there is a limit before people become fed up with it. >>74885117 is a good example, and I'm in the same boat as him. Interfering with holos' activities was the breaking point that I realized Cover will shit on their golden goose just for the opportunity to boost the homos.

>>74885789
return to micra

>>74885281
Oh, I thought I was only getting HoloEN when I selected english but it gives everyone who did an English version. Nice.

>>74885639
when will you fags understand that doing it here is different than doing it in fucking public

>>74885871
>Abyss Guard

>>74885639
Because youre a filthy tourist then of course you would fall victim to niji falseflagging. kys you faggot

>>74885639
NTA but if you're going to take every single anti post as representative then even global is an anti thread

>>74885893
I had to google translate because clicking EN doesn't translate the titles.

Good afternoon anons, can I interest you in some nijiseethe?

>>74885639
retard

>>74885871
I bought zeta and risu twice then. I haven't had a chance to download them yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdktYWWRaDM
If you're a real hag chad and not just a larper you'll watch this. What now faggots?

>>74885900
>>74885919
yeah, of course, it's all falseflags and third parties
same shit they say, except here you get to hide your dirty laundry better

>>74886072
granny is that you

>>74885610
What's the matter Jeremy? Your chimpanzee mother didn't change your diaper?

>>74885604
They are indies

>>74886072
she should audition for EN4 and do cooking streams/gaming i'd watch

>>74884654
>and it will bring about the birth of Eren Yeager
We need unicorn titans now

>>74877636
Youtube was actually changing something as of late and it seems like they're blocking adblockers again even for EU, it was theorized that they unculled adblocked CCV by the end of last year when numbers went up a bit but neil wouldn't just let it go.

>>74885632
Because she's unpopular and her existing fans are already the kind of autistic minority who'd pay for feet pics.

>doki collabing with plappa
lmao

mint ghost trick

>>74885618
It's getting unnatural how many times this exact pattern is repeated

>>74884654
Funny how no one mentions that this is all because of homofans being mad that their posts got deleted, is not just an "hololive antis" situation is just revenge

>dokibird 700 waiting 2 hours away
10k possible

>>74885639
>call Kiara/Shiori runts or failures
Also bae since she basicaly reclined hard enough to steal the runt title

>>74886387
It's just confirming what was always said about what the fanbase of homos would be, day 1 stuff.
It's why it seems like bizzaro world that Cover ever did it.

>>74886491
you need to let go, this obsession is not healthy

>>74885828
>for the opportunity to boost the homos
I'm not sure why they thought it was even an opportunity. It's not like advertising the homos to hololive fans was something they'd not tried by then. I'm not sure why they held onto the rule for so long after it blatantly failed to achieve the desired effect. All the same, I'm glad it's over, but the fact remains the bullshit hasn't entirely ended.

Honestly haven’t gotten dramanigs on my Hololive search in a while but now they starting to pop up again. Imma blame nijisis for being such easy view farms. Drama fags sure know to to trigger them for views

>>74886245
>have some random adblock installed
>click "allow youtube ads"
>select some random adblock
>deactivate it
>activate uBlock origin
>???
GET FUCKED NEAL

>>74886491
She's collabing with Filian. 20k isn't out of the question.

>>74885871
>naughty kindergarten voice

I don't understand how people are ok with all the bullshit Fauna is pulling. She literally does no extra curriculars, doesn't do voice packs, has no plans on joining company wide events, doesn't plan on doing Birthday/Anniversary Lives...what is she even in Hololive for? She gets so much money from her dumbass fans who feed into her bullshit and for what? 3 streams a week, if that? It's always some excuse on why she can't stream. Tummy hort, muh iron, muh cat! And yet retards actually wait for her to get back when she does nothing for them. She refuses to reinvest money into her streams- she's had a dozen emote slots open and she can't even pay money to fill those out. She doesn't do contests, she doesn't commission artists, she just fucks off and streams every once in a while, and not even consistently as she decided to drop schedules because fuck her fans, am I right?

She's such an awful hire

>>74886387
>unnatural
They are cut with the same cookie cutter anon, it's natural.

>trying again here after failing in global

>>74886560
Hololive didn't even do anything recently. Probably that fag just taking some randos twitter screencap and making something out of nothing.

>>74886643
I miss her too sis

>>74886643
didn't read, still not watching niji/phase, seethe and cope

>>74886643
>>74886534

>>74886560
Not watching that, but I'm guessing Gura hasn't done anything and he's just using her for clicks.

>>74885639
I mean all those things are true though?

kek.

Pkay but seriously what the fuch is up with bae? Her paypigs disapeared, her mvs are stuck at 100k after a month even though the videos are pretty high quality and her last 2 karaoke only had 4k ccv. I would understand if she had some big yab but all of it just seems to have happened for no reason. Even her monthly spotify listeners are down

>>74886713
it's a bot

>>74886560
the punchline is that hololive just wins by doing nothing

It's wednesday

>>74886799
Post this in every FWMC shitpost thread and watch the raiding drop

>>74886713
>>74886705
>>74886711
You literally cannot refute it because none of what he said was wrong, but your rather avoid talking about the content of the post itself because otherwise you'd have to acknowledge he's correct. Sad.

>>74886713
>Posted in global before this thread because he'll get more bites from genuine posters there
Very representative of the downfall of both that thread and this one.

>>74886721
That dudes content is just
>Random screen cap of twitter seethe
>Random person saying something back
>That's crazy. see you next video.
I guess whatever pays the bills.

>>74886888

>>74886888
I responded directly to it, I miss her too sis.
Have you come to the realisation you're not only gay for fauna but just gay in general? She's awoken your dykeness and it can't be put back to sleep. Go eat some pussy.

>>74886698
It's about his Nikkei interview where he said "we don't cater to overseas tastes" or something

>>74886721
I mean hes one of those "SJW EPICLY OWNED" youtubers

I don't understand it, how are saplings doing it? How can they stand Fauna doing the thing she does without getting overflowing desire to fuck her?

>>74886809
>moves to JP
>starts taking breaks
>panders to JP
gee I wonder what could have happen

>>74886903
i could make the same kind of content with Fauna schizo and Ennacuck and all the yous they get. I won't though because I'm not from SEA and that kind of behavior is frowned upon where I'm from.

>>74886888
>he

>>74887027
She didn't change her streaming times so that doesn't really work

I don't get how okbh failed to stay uninvolved when it should have been the easiest thing in the world

>>74887012
Nigga, are you fucking serious? Have you seen this place around FST?

>>74886972
He's been saying that for over a year now. I think it was first brought up in a cover note.

>>74887046
>>74887046
Nijistore has a data breach in the near future

>>74886972
The gacha game? That's based if true.

Post your bae bait in global you'll get more replies there

>>74886972
Oh, but this doesn’t really explain the EN homos though, unless yagoo only talks about the girls he hired

>>74887099
fucking yabai

>>74886809

>>74887123
I want actual answears and not the same "she sucks" "kiara but bad" replies i get in global. I want to know the reason

>>74887211
>admits he posts the same thing regularly

>>74887242
No? I just know that if you post anything slightly negativ in global they call you kiaraschizo and I thought anons here know more about numbers

>>74887211
>replies i get in global

>>74887139
Yagoo has been saying stuff that implies that they've known all along that EN fans just wanted real Hololive (in fairness it might be a translation issue) but the truth is that they actually learned that loud and clear in 2022-2023 when the market rejected the heckin' precious new boys and Omega got fired for it.
They know it now but it's too late to cut those dudes loose so they'll linger forever until they man up and go find a real unsubsidized job.

https://twitter.com/hololive_ABEMA/status/1785711605298442258
Cover and all the companies will keep underestimating demands wont they??
Is this going to be another Zaiko incident?

>>74887099
jesas

>>74887120
Nikkei the newspaper...
>>74853775

guys, im developing a crush on patra

>>74876907
A few hours ago, I was joking if Niji's Marika Tourney can beat Pekorot.
But when I looked at this tally... man..

>>74886809
play homo games win homo prizes, many such cases

>>74886809
She sucks. She's Kiara but bad.

>>74886809
Homo shit. Real fans just silently leave

>>74882817
It's like if Lamy ate another Lamy

>>74885414
always

>>74887457
good choice

>>74887450
>>74853978
anon pointed out that this isn't really about holoEN, it's about the strategy for hiring holoJPs and why they don't prioritize accessibility to westerners when scouting. The thinking is that if someone is interested in watching holoJP they probably want the real thing.
You can see how they could start to believe the inverse, that if you are interested in holoEN you probably want something more like western streaming. After all, if you wanted Japanese streaming, wouldn't you be watching the Japanese members?

>>74887212
uh wrong thread?

>>74887615
if only cover would prioritize hiring people fit for hololive when they make an EN gen.

>>74887696

>>74883282
when in doubt always blame cull

Well. I guess that's it.
https://youtu.be/nNUaMkARkSg

>>74887615
Yagoo at one point seemed to mistakenly believe that western viewers wanted shit along the lines of niji and allowed omegatroon to damage the brand. Hopefully he wizened up by now and understands that people just want classic hololive but in english language.

APRIL VIEW/TIME RANKINGS

See the picture for the numbers. Just look at the big table on top for the quickest results; or the one on the bottom for individual ranks.
>If you want a quick summary, there is a lot of fluctuation inside the categories this month, but in general most categories are stagnant, with some events and debuts here and there. In general the #shorts vertical lives are getting kinda low ccv but huge views

>I’m using the metric (vod) views/time because it seems to be the best metric we can use for comparisons.
>There’s no way to calculate direct hours watched without having access to data analytics from inside each channel owner or bullshitting it; simply counting total views doesn’t take into account how much did they stream to get there (and they usually count small skits and music videos as well); and live viewers (on youtube) are very buggy and cut off a significant portion of that real number (for example, comparison between Miko’s twitch and youtube minecraft streams seem to indicate that 35% of her yt live viewers numbers are hidden [read the OP or the whole thread >>2253454 for anons discussion on the possible reasons for it) (not to mention that twitch max live viewers are constantly influenced by twitch raids coming from other channels). Or see this <span class="deadlink">>>17329929 for mori-mousey split pov numbers.</span>

>Reading and trying to compare all those ratios for each hour length would have been a pain, so that’s why I’ve already made the ranking tables, with ranks for inside each time length.
>The longer the stream time, the fewer vtubers that had any videos available to calculate.
>Never compare general view/time ratios of streamers who have very different stream duration averages - that’s why I just don`t rank those anymore, since people are too dumb.
>Only compare data (or ranks) from the same time length.

>For combining those ranges from each time length, i inverted each position into a fraction (position/total), calculated the average of all available time-length fractions for each streamer, and then compared those resulting numbers: the smaller your fraction is, it means the higher yours positions were, so you rank higher.
>You can see a practical example (from may) here: >>4423534.

>Video types like short skits, short amvs/covers/original songs, watchalongs, members-only, sc-only, or deleted were not included for the calculations.
>Videos analyzed for 'this month' are from the time period of 31-03-24 to 30-04-24 (~00:00 jst).

>You can see the biggest individual growth fluctuations with those vtubers who had some huge special stream (like 3ds, costumes, returns, tournaments).
>They can be big rises if the special vids happened on this month; or big falls if the special vids occurred on last month.
>On those cases you can see % change of one specific time length way superior than the rest for that vtuber.

>Collecting all this data was a whole lot of work, so no promises that I’ll be doing this again, or as big of a list. And im getting tired of adding all the new debuting midgets.
>I don’t think I missed anyone too big, I left out the smaller nijisanjis, or holostars or whoever else because I don’t have the time to include them all - but I did include a few smaller ones just out of curiosity.
>Expect the list of checked vtubers to be cut by a good number on the next month.
>And no "now im suddenly a vtuber" trendhoppers were included either.
>If you think I left out someone relevant you can try convincing me to do their numbers as well, although if they are too small I’ll just tell you to fuck off. Or you can just calculate it yourself and post it here, not too hard.

>I didnt proofread this, if something mentions september is because i forgot to update the text or pic.
>i think on last thread someone asked if i would update those names. Definitely not for this month version, as it will likely mess with some formulas. Give me a full list of those names youd like changed and ill see what i can do for next time. Short lists will be ignored.

>do not repost cutouts of this without the full source.

>i will reply to myself with that top vtubers history pic

>>74887770
it's obviously because he's a repressed faggot, the entire thing is common sense

>>74884804
Why would men watch Kiara? She has all the downsides of a whiny girlfriend without any of the upsides.

>>74887770
>classic hololive but in english language.
Will EN ever provide this?

So close to towa lewds..

>>74887708
They hired Fuwamoco

what a load of pieces of shit

numbers

>>74887770
Yagoo himself wanted that shit, he just assumed dumbass gaijins would watch whatever Cover sold them. He knows better now, hence EN3 being real hololive counter to literally everyone's predictions.

>>74887815
me again, and here's the vtubers ranks history, updated. This one is not supposed to be perfect especially for the past years having worse sources, but it gives a good indication I guess. As usual the 0h and 1h were filled with events and special streams. The koreans remain out of twitch now, while there are sometimes a few rare lives and vods they upload on youtube that i can use. Ive deleted a few shitters from the list.


As things of interest:
- azki had her best position ever tied with another month
- mito had her best position in a year
- vo ine had her best position in a year
- gosegu had her best position in a year
- hinano had her best position in a year
- calliope had her best position in a year
- filian had her best position in a year

>>74887843
Unironically the most popular holoENs do in fact provide that, which is why they're the most popular.

>>74886991
As if the sjws dont deserve pwning to begin with

# is no place for cunny

>>74887835
wtf, where did you find my photo

>>74887838
I unironically believe he's gay

>>74887770
It's a mix between him wanting it and Omega validating his needs by telling him the west wanted it.

>>74887838
Nah japs have rose tinted glasses when it comes to america so they easily buy into the whole "the west loves ugly trannies and cuckoldry" and other bullshit psyops, unaware that these things are forced by a minority and the majority doesn't actually like that garbage.

>>74884122
I will get hate for this but unironically a stressful life.

>>74887856
>claims okbh loves shiori to death
>posts with 2k likes stating how they wanna see her gangbanged by 10 randoms from the street

>>74887841
Stop seething at kiara and start streaming baes mvs brat

>>74887929

>>74888003
what sort of surgery fixes stress? are you retarded?

>>74884654
>The Alpha of Abstinence. The Bane of Beggars. The Cultivator of Chastity. The Duke of Decorum. The Emperor of Etiquette. The Führer of Femininity. The Gladiator of Gachikoi. The Hero of Honesty. The Imperator of Idols. The Juggernaut of Jubilation. The King of Kamioshis. The Lord of Love. The Master of Modesty. The Naysayer of Narratives. The Overlord of Oshi. The Prince of Parasocials. The Qualifier of Queens. The Ruler of Roommates. The Sultan of Streaming. The Tycoon of Talents. The Undertaker of Unicornism. The Virtuoso of Vtubers. The Wedder of Wives. The Xenogenesis of Xeraphim. The Yardmaster of Yen. The Zenith of Zealotry.

>ENTER, CHADCORN

>>74887978
Nah he wanted to believe it because he was talking to a faggot and he was too horny to think properly

>>74884804
It's not real, I saw no mentions anywhere else and no way she has more % women watching than Marine

>>74888003
>work 3 hours a day a couple of days a week
>your bones break and you need surgery
hololive had a hard life..........

>>74888007
GIWTWM...

>>74887946
Imagine the excitement in the board room when Omega came back with the early Tempus numbers and proved that westerners loved holostars. They were so hype they immediately removed the collab ban and tagged Mori in to collab with them kek.

>>74888060
Stop being retarded. Stress takes a toll on your body, this surgery needed to fix shit.

>>74887886
Well he seemed to have thought that dumbass nips would watch whatever Cover sold them according to reflop

>>74887897
thanks anon, pekorot won as expected

>>74887389
I really hope they don't use abema again
>stream geoblocked for most of the world, including rangebans on VPNs
>in the US you can't watch on the website and need to use a fucking PHONE APP instead
It's like they want this to be their most pirated event ever

>>74888124
again, what surgery exactly?

>>74888006
You seem to be confused

frame doko?

>>74888060
You are retarded.
Surgery fixes the effects of stress. Not stress itself. Obviously. Like how do you even know how to breathe while being this retarded?

>>74886888
I can refute that by saying I literally don't care about anything else as long as she is cute on stream. She started doing ASMR too, and more things like her orisong with Moom are coming soon. I know I'm talking to a sister, but hey, as long as I get to post a cute Fauna it's fine.

>>74888300
>>74888206

>>74888079
it's hardly abstinence when you can't get any in the first place

>>74888300
NTA But are you pre-op or post-op??

>>74888079
>throws a fit and inflates like a balloon while breathing fire over Aki Rosenthal's appearance in Dorokei
Yeah, "Chad" all right

Stress isn't a real thing, it's just something emotional people say they experience from all their emotions.

>>74887865
Are they now the official 3rd biggest smallcorpo after idol and phase in terms of CCV?

>>74888206
For example, Mori's upcoming surgery is because her knees are damaged from her being too fat and heavy due to overeating caused by stress

>>74886713
pffttt

>>74888343
Shut up and quit taking her seriously retard sap. Just post Fauna

where's Ame btw?

>>74888377
>>74888391
>seething

>>74888206
How am I supposed to know? Stress can affect every organ in your body.

>>74888407
>attributing obesity illnesses to stress
is this the new "covid caused every single death in the past 3 years"?

>>74888395
Oxygen isnt real because you cant see it huh brownoid?

rare Fauna

>>74888512
Why are you so invested in this? It's like you have stakes riding on this convo.

>>74888407
>>74888512
I like when retards enter a feedback loop of misinfo

>>74887856
Dumb pieces of human garbage

>>74888455
What the fuck happened to that statue of liberty

>>74888456
I think what anon is trying to get at is.
>Why can't she stream.
>I can sit her shitting out my mouth no matter how bad I feel.
>Everyone should continue to work no matter what because in my third world home, everyone works till they die and we're fine.
Something like that.

>>74888455
shut up fat

>>74888545
I have lived 30 years and have never experienced stress. Because im not a woman.
Post your skin.

>>74888622
>Lived 30 years
>No stress ever
You haven't lived at all.

>>74887770
I mean, yes and no. Fauna is 100% western oriented, evoking a spirit of popular western streamers, but as a cute Hologirl. Biboo kinda too, she just needs to up her zatsu game. Both are very popular now. That's just a very delicate line where you risk hiring some homocollabing twitch streamer, but when you get someone good, it works.

>>74888397
I dunno really, probably
They all are 100 to 400 ccv streamers with Alias being able to hit 1k on certain ASMRs

>>74888688
example of stress I should have experienced in order to live?

>>74888622
So Mount Everest doesnt exist because you have never climbed it?

>>74888579
yeah me too