/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I passed out halfway through Vesper's stream how was her storytime?

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

>>74879803
She laughed at a funny looking horse

>>74879803
idk i finally went to bed just before she started and woke up just before she finished as usual

Good afternoon lig I love my oshi!

[Mental breakdown] *Continue to write in twitch chat about it, hints at needing help but it's just a call for attention* (You)

>>74879753

>>74879904
He's literally me....

>>74879846
She's so silly.

>>74879869
RIP, I've been there.

https://www.twitch.tv/silvervale

Love my wolf wife
she's live with more modded fall out 4! (500+ mods)
her GS flavor + deskmat free shipping is only untill 2nd of may

Sent the para vod to falseyed, we’ll see what happens

>>74879934
>500+ mods
What the fuck

Post cute /lig/ger pets
Peepeehead is disqualified.

Manifesting a new fridge for her tomorrow and her landlord to kick rocks

Her laughter heals my soul.

>>74879958
How will she decide which one will she fuck?!

>>74879958
she’s a brainbroken coomer

>>74879960

I Love Lucy

>>74879958
Silver is really into modding games
her Skyrim playthrough had 1000+ mods
it's impressive she actually managed to make it work

Grimmi and Gaspar's breathy, desperate moans as their lips finally crash together for the first time!

>>74879969
Please tell me she isn't playing the godawful "remaster"

>>74880062
Her gaming machine must be a complete monster

our whores need to step up their game
>>74872895

bring ligbooru back

>>74880133
have they still not debuted?

>>74880133
Oh so that's where Soya went to

>>74880080
>first time
kek

Lemon woman is on topic for today.

>Post Grimmihands
>Does more hand streams
>Post about her shilling the hot sauce for a gaff
>The situation regarding MSM and her apparent ownership of the hot sauce thing is being made more apparent
Bros I think my magic is more potent than hers

>>74880112
She is playing the godawful "remaster"

>>74880167
soon

>>74880158
>booru.plus refused to connect
I think the entire site is kill

>making some extra spicy bbq rub that makes my burps itchy
Liggers for this?

>>74880113
those are her specs from her description

>>74880247
grimmi

>>74880112
did they take the original down after the destroyed it, or am I thinking of one of the many other ruined remasters?

>>74879958
The game is buggy, not every mod is in one distro, visual upgrades, extra doodads and buildables for settlements, and of course the sexy mods. 500 sounds like any other Bethesda

>>74880227
>>74880133
Even you know it's doa simon, come on now.

>>74879934
Weren't mods broken by the new update?

>>74880207

>>74880285
>buggy

>>74880281
These*

>>74880321
she's not updating her games if she can postpone it not break mods

Filian is a wonderful person who is worthy of love and support

bnuuy cnuuy

>>74880333
Trips of cute

Psycho Killer
Qu'est-ce que c'est?

>>74880333
Checked

>>74880234
Who's even behind it? I mean the one who use this domain

>>74879934
>Fallout 4
She must be really on top of things to have a version of Fallout 4 that has working mods, Bethesda a few days ago put out a 13GB patch that did nothing but break modding for the game

Why does my gofile upload of the Para VoD have 350 downloads?

>all this MSM drama
Somehow I am not surprised. Is there a single good person in the vtubing industry?

>>74880463
>>74880424
I've been enjoying watching Vesper more. I use to watch Grimmi more but I dunno she just comes off as annoying/frustrating now. Vesper streams are more fun and chilled out.

>>74880559
nope you are free to fuck off to another hobby like golfing

>>74880559
The chuubas are still good girls

>>74880556
because it was downloaded 350 times, genius

>>74880302
>snuffy retired.
>silvervale retired
>sinder retired
>milky retired
>mel, cottontail, el_xox are mid.
>Mira is great, but have to wait for months
>no promised Bao spicy ASMR
>green cat momo keeps bating she will do NSFW streams but never will.
>no promised layna NSFW ASMR.
>Saruei teasing us with deepthroat ASMR but wont do it.
It is time for change on /lig/

>>74880559
Just the one

shondo should come back

uwa.... I miss shonshon...

>>74880559
ligga what the fuck are you talking about. at least try with your weird-ass bait

>Oli found the car customization
It's over, she's hooked

>>74880556
Sharks in the water

>>74880559
Vei

>>74880559
Nobody who starts a business is doing so out of the goodness of their own heart, so all businesses are inherently slightly evil no matter how altruistic they portray themselves.

>>74880526
Funnily enough I had modded FO4 installed for years and deleted it mere days before Bethesda announce they gonna break the game after leaving it to modders for almost a decade. Good for her though.

>>74880582
Tiger Woods is not a good guy

>>74880629
Take your screenshots and fuck off back to your gay ass forum

>>74879753
Dogshit OP

>>74880514
NTA but I wasn't able to find anything

>>74880647
>come back
no thats gay, do it inside her

>>74880700
guess the only morally correct thing to do is to lie in bed and stare at the ceiling

>>74880700
Tiger bad man?

>>74880559
the drama is mostly happening in schizoheads rather than in reality

>>74880582
Given how bad the numbers are this year and the crashing downwards trend of cash flow into vtubing, you'd better take up golfing too! Or do what Lumi is doing and have a fallback career when it stops paying the bills because it died/you pissed off incels too much/you fell off

>>74880767
He cheated on his wife or some shit

>12 hours later and you retards are still replying to cunts coming in from catalog
Have a small sense of dignity

>>74880629
I'm going to rip out your intestines and shove them up your ass and carve this post into your body so the coroner calls it a suicide

>>74880709
how can it be gay if we talk about females there?

My mind is fixated on wombs.

>>74880782
Yeah, I remember, it's ancient news at this point. I just wanted the opportunity to make a bad man post.

>>74880793
Just filter MSM & most of it disappears.

>>74880752
There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.

>>74880631
Meno is a treasure even if I can't understand half of what she says

>>74880690
>wanting to make money is evil
Get out commie.
Business transactions are neutral by default.

>>74880793
>liggermen
>having dignity
ha ha ha

>>74880848
Need to finger blast

>>74880868
So true. I just got a job at Raytheon. Wish me luck!

>>74880868
how the fuck are you monetizing staring at the ceiling

parasi status?

>>74880629
get it through your skull, numbnuts, nsfw is always just temporary
even melody at her peak was earning less than filian or numi are now

>>74880808
Because you jerk your little dicks to retarded rrats. Remember how you totally predicted that the next vshojo member is totally going to be snuffy? Take your screenshot and fuck off. Or better yet just kill yourself simon

>>74880198
She started overtly teasing him like a brat when her grimboobs grew in and it became too much for him to handle anymore

>>74880848
I wonder if Silver is a screamer? She definitely leg locks.

>>74880752
Ah, the Shinji approach to life

cheers

>>74880868
I am going to ethically consume Grimmis ass after buying up all her hot sauce reserves next week

>>74880924
If you have any textiles you're using child labor products

https://files.catbox.moe/g7blje.jpeg

Squ makes some good reactions when concentrating

>https://www.twitch.tv/laynalazar
Layna Livezar

>>74880949
ally will be nsfw forever

How come it's fun watching vtubers play minecraft but when I play minecraft I get bored instantly?

>>74880934
She fucking won

>>74880629
Kill yourself

>>74880934
she said on discord that she'll be taking a break for a couple weeks

>>74880934
picked

>>74881035
idk ive never played minecraft

>>74881024
Layna should post more ass

you hate him but you still give him all the attetion that he's seeking

>>74881066
what a fuckin pussy, so very like a woman to never follow through with anything

Any liggers that like capitalism? Filian is an easy one off the top of my head.

https://www.twitch.tv/selkie_vt

Selkie hands on stream, she's working on a lego set she started a while ago

>>74881035
idk I can't watch vtubers play minecraft

>>74881107
Mint.

>>74881107
most of the chud chuubas (chuudas?), probably

>>74880934
Shes joking around on discord.

>>74880793
Filter MSM, 3am and the names of every personality in each.

>>74880934
MSM completely overshadowed her yab

>>74881035
(You)

>>74880848
god I need to impregnate her

>>74881096
It doesn't matter. He comes here to reply to himself, so he can say "look! Lig agrees with me so it must be true."

>>74880868
>the complexities of how supply chains and division of labor work at a huge scale are beyond my comprehension but sometimes someone is bad so i'll assume the entire system is evil because its easier
ftfy

>>74881035
I find both boring
But to answer the question: they have an audience that is talking to them nonstop, so it's not only [hit block] [place block], they receive instant feedback for things they're building, and if they do something funny, it's not lost to the void because no one saw it. In a way, it's like playing with friends

>>74881107
all of them sense their job is to beat money out of viewers like dogs

>>74881202

>>74881107
Most of them, even the ones that say they don't. People who say they hate capitalism are almost always contrarian zoomies who refuse to admit they fully benefit from it in basically all aspects of their life. Especially true for vtubing as a profession.

What chuubas have a positive view of the american defense industry? I want grindmaxxed moneypilled chuubas ONLY and not weeping, bleeding, liberal hearts

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
uuuuuuuuuu!
uuuuu...

>>74880924
with grace and beauty

I bet Squ sucks mean dick.

>>74881101
So very like a /lig/ger to get really worked up over nothing especially when there's no proof

>>74881248
whenever sig sauer debuts their vtuber

>>74881248
Mint

>>74881246
benefiting from it does not at all make something inherently good. You're as stupid as you are off-topic.

>>74880085
sovl

>>74881248
I don't even think Lumi likes the defense industry and she's into planes.

>>74881248
This one is an actual none, no liggers at all

>>74881302
She wants to work for one because of the job stability, I'd imagine (based)
No worries about H1Bs taking your job or being used to unionbust.

>>74881000
Stop saying virgin shit like leg lock, lotus position, downward dog position, mound, clunge, nakidamatashi or whatever obscure japanese fetish, any word with zuri in it, anything about soles, breeding, gooning, gobbing, ropes, cords, -unny, -ussy, etc. Basically shut the fuck up and go outside

>>74881248
>What human have a positive view of the american defense industry?
none

>>74881269
if it isn’t true she’ll be on YouTube again in an hour slinging nigger all over the place again

>>74881248
no female vtuber is into military
closest you could get is Whiskey or Leaf but they're into guns not US defence industry

>>74880629
Every vtuber has thought about doing NSFW at one point or another, but all the social pressure from other vtubers not to be seen as one of "those" girls stops them going any further.

Good night saru, I had a shit day and did nothing. Going on the drive with you was the only important thing that happened, and I'm glad to hear it was nothing serious. I'm going to try again to get a lot of sleep today since I barely slept last night, don't know if I'll see you in the early morning for a stream before you sleep but you should join me in sleeping early today.

Good night lig.

>>74881158
It's been years anon, the word chud is not going to catch on. People still don't even know what it means.

>>74881366
Bold of you to assume chuubas are human.

>>74880776
Vtubers are a normal thing now. So now we're seeing people who were only relevant due to vtubers being novel start to fall off. And I'm sure it doesn't help that so many think the money is always going to be there and go on vacations 4 times a year. If you don't stream often, and long hours people forget about you.

>>74881362
judging u hard rn baka gaijin

>>74881284
>This enables everything in my life.
>But it's bad, please believe me.
k

>>74880793
It's concerning information that could affect a lot of chuubas relevant to this thread that was uncovered while the majority of the thread was asleep, people want to talk about it regardless of where your boogeymen come from

>>74881391
Great self response. Are you done now?

>>74880659
>>74880647
Would be nice if we got some news this month

>>74881362
go back to twitter

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIA SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>74881451
you should be paying attention in class rn

womp womp

>>74881202
>I like when children make my clothes for pennies on the dollar and my phones made from the most tiny hands and volatile chemicals with the least safety measures
>Because supply chain or something

>>74881492
Why is Mr.Finland such a whore?

>>74881419
good point, I know the word comes from the movie but still have no idea how it got twisted into the lefts equivalent of whatever righties call liberals

>>74881502
Feel free to give up all capitalism-enabled products and services in your life. That means your computer, phone, internet service, 4chan as a website, YouTube, Twitch, and chuubas in general. No one will miss you.

>>74880776
I'm going to be honest, Lumi vastly overrates how easy it will be for her to find a degree that actually compensates her appropriately for her engineering masters.
The best time to find a job is right before graduating, and she chose to spend that time vtubing, even continuing to do so after graduation. If I'm an employer why would I pick someone out of school for a few years without any recent work experience instead of a fresh grad who still has everything fresh in their mind?

Why are we discussing this topic again? Did a chuuba go on a rant about the ethics of capitalism or something?

>retards are still joining "talent groups"

>>74881167
Seth should say some slurs too so it’ll overshadow the fact his company doesn’t exist.

>>74881555
Deader take than msm

>>74881405
GN frogbro

>>74881533
binlan :DDDDD

>>74881167
Has it blown up outside of /here/?

>>74881566
I just asked randomly because I work in investment banking and I wanted to know which liggers would be impressed by that and which would be disgusted.

>>74881167
Parasi called in a favor from the bogandoffs. She's THAT powerful.

>>74881566
>the ethics of capitalism
None?

>>74881571
MSM technically wasn't a talent group.

>>74881625
>professional money shuffler
Disgusting

>>74881492
hi bestie <33

>>74881533
He played one too many games of sauna gollum

>>74881520
This, but unironically

>>74881566
Been in meetings for hours. Just bored enough to shitpost a little.

mmm milky being a retarded woman live

>>74881362
I'm gonna goon to this postussy and string cords with my gob

Grimmi would not make a good wife

am i hallucinating or did whiskey collab with phase?

>>74881675
I wish my dick would meet my oshi’s mouth for hours

>>74881654
That's an oversimplification that illiterate masses perpetuate.
The philosophy behind banking is to reallocate resources between people, with their consent, to enable growth which benefits everyone. It's not an easy job and you don't really understand how much you benefit from it.

>>74881625
Kill yourself.

>>74881715
Both her and sleepy have done something with pippa

>>74881362
Hey man lotus position is legit

>>74881654
Vtubing and streaming is a job that only exists because of the massive amount of human suffering and loneliness in the world. It is ethically on the same level as weapons engineer or landlord, both of which thrive the most in an environment where human suffering and misery are at their highest as well.

The less happy people are, the more money in vtubing. The more happy people are, the less money in vtubing. It is financially beneficial to promote your fanbase to be miserable and to not improve their lives.

An ethical vtuber is as logical as an ethical tobacco industry executive.

>>74881555
im sorry you had to find out this way, but you're retarded.

>>74881624
Not yet. Give it time, tho, shit blew up at fuckall hours for burgers.
https://youtu.be/dsHyUgGMht0?t=45

>>74881555
i'm looking forward to eating your butt steak after the collapse

>>74881405
Sweet dreams frog bro

>>74881710
>He doesn't want his kids to have the powers of a shaman

>>74881782
Supply and demand. Also, you're literally blaming weapons for human behaviour and societal degradation.

>>74881782
Yeah and restaurants are unethical because people get hungry

>>74881555
ol' faithful

>>74881625
Para would be pretty disgusted

SHUT THE FUCK UP! My oshi Henry is live

>>74881835
I don't want my kids to be doubly retarded

>>74881715
>>74881757
Doesn't she collab with Lumi?

>Capitalism is so good
>It brought us all these [brand names]
Does it know it's an ad?

>>74881857

>>74881853
Nobody cares what racists think

capitalism and the us MIC allowed me to buy night vision goggles so I can hunt chuubas for sport and turn them into sex slaves after the fall of civilization so they’re pretty cool in my book

>>74881726
>fuck the clients

>>74881877
i thought so but i can't see her mentioned in her titles

>>74881844
By that logic sex with me would be unethical

>>74881710
No but she would make a great cock sleeve you can drag around the house and bend over all the furniture

I MISS DEMON LORD ZERAXOS

I love it when the dumbest, meanest assholes I know try to grapple with complicated topics instead of talking about cartoon pussy. In fact I crave it. Give me more retarded ass takes that everyone involved understands are meant to be rage-inducing on purpose.

>>74881782
Trvthnvke

binkers should mumble in my mouth

>>74881857
Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFMWuAC5HV4

>>74881902
I'm 99% certain those two collabed with Saru in Helldivers

Wow, back-to-back dogshit threads. Keep up retards.

>>74881883
Prööt!

>>74881000
>She definitely leg locks.
hot, Milf Silver when

>>74881933
Don't worry bro he'll come back when shadows of the erd tree drops, he promised

>>74881939
The passive aggressive response you had to shit out proves I touched a sore spot and are dead on the money. If I were wrong you'd just laugh. But when you seethe, it betrays your smugness.

>>74881715
she collabs occasionally with yellow vei, since she's the only phaser that streams on twitch

>>74879931
she’s so boring

>>74882018
I am going to call you a nigger (non-racist) now

>>74881957
what if she slapped your ass with one of those goopy tentacles what would you do

the universe overshadows the para stuff and also took away Mello's ass, I thought we started healing

Milky is live doing tarot cards
https://www.twitch.tv/milky

>>74881853
good

>>74881899
>after the fall of civilization
Oh so it's only ethical post-apocalyptically. That's fair.

>>74882034
Do it on stream or else you're a pussy. You have no excuse after yesterday.

>>74880205
post about her doing nude cam streams, please

>>74881850
Ol' faithful is the expectation that some retard will always post this without knowing what it means. The potential for something to be better doesn't mean it's inherently bad. Only retards like you and the the people who replied to >>74881555 think in such blatant black and white terms.

>>74881939
Most current /lig/ 4views would be terminal ngmi 2views if they didn't have the advantage of starting vtubing early.

>>74881963
My ligga!

>>74882025
There are clearly many other options if you like dumb drama

>>74882090
Ok.
Can you go away now?

>>74882018
>I touched a sore spot and are dead on the money.
Literacy doko

>>74882036
Be disappointed, because she didn't stick it in

>>74882123
Thanks for convincing me to never even attempt to take my life.

>>74882094
Every popular vtuber is going to go schizo when they eventually fall off and have to explain to job hunters why they have a 5 year gap on their resume. Or they'll go insane because lifestyle creep means going back on welfare means they can't live it up anymore and that their prime is long gone.

The fall will be so glorious to see.

>>74882180
another win for the bat

i'm sad because para had so much raw potential in her and threw it all away for her discord clique

>>74882183
>I was a successful streamer
Oh nooo how horrible

>>74882183
Numi has a trust fund and will never be poor. She’s also hot so she could marry rich if she wants more

https://vocaroo.com/1gIxole2bqYQ
https://vocaroo.com/1mMmYBmAnStY
https://vocaroo.com/1cuRCsw3vKeT
gooning and gobbing to grimmi~!!!

>>74882090
>will always post this without knowing what it means.
What does it mean, then? Is it that there is no ethical consumption under capitalism but we can still work toward a more equitable future despite redshirts poisoning the well

>>74882221
I could have groomed her...

>>74882183
surely they had the foresight to turn their extremely quickly earned exorbitant wealth into long term and sustainable money and did smart things like moving to flyover states with low cost of living since they can do their work from anywhere right?

>>74882180
Based bat saving lives.

>>74882239
albino dick

>>74882183
"The fall" will never happen. At least not on the scale you're imagining.

>>74882239
Bwo?

>>74882094
skill issue
Lucy is 4view without >the advantage of starting vtubing early

/lig/ has fallen (somebody posted something annoying)

>>74882239
SEEEEEEX

>>74882239
Finally a good post

>>74882221
She had a lot of raw in her, but that was mostly just meat.

>>74882337
Yeah mine

>>74882180
would you prefer a different hole?

>>74882183
>he lacks critical information

>>74882364
rurumi condom eater

the thread is not yet lost

>>74882183
"[imaginary exaggerated scenario] will be glorious!" says projecting deadbeat for the fifth time this year
go get high off your own farts until you come up with more creative scenarios to masturbate over. this one's stale.

>>74882298
She's still friends with people that have that advantage and thus gains popularity by proximity to them

>How does your feet look like
>[squ] it looks like a penis

>>74882239
tits too big

There should be a trend called “manager audit” where vtubers interview their manager and ask for basic information like tax returns, business licenses, and proof of no outstanding warrants

>>74880205
talk about her big butt

>>74882406
Squ is Lyra?

>>74882387

>>74882452
whoa mama

Just woke up
Saru's face tumor status?
Para's stinky cunny status?

>>74877519

>>74882398
moving goalpost already?

>>74882239
fuck you, im hard now

>>74882387
Deploy the floatation devices

>>74882452

>>74882507
Hi Hard, im Liggerman

>>74882482
I'm trying to wash Para's cunt but she keeps humping my arm and licking me while giggling

>>74882507
>deleted
i was going to ask why before realising there was a giant fucking dick kek

>>74882482
>Saru's face tumor status?
Seems it's just an inflammation, she took an injection and is now either working on a meme model or playing more terraria

>>74882482
It was nothing serious
Still in jail for racism

>>74882237
>Numi has a trust fund
real?

>>74882366
yeah please

im late someone give me the qrd on laynas attic hobo

Post bat

>>74882637

The train mission is absolutely going to drive Oli insane

>>74882637
hit bat

>>74882632
I'm not watching the stream, this is all I can see about it

Tricky posted about filian hole event three times in a row. Happy she liked, hope fil do another one but under better circumstances.

>>74882387

>>74882364
she talks funny

>>74882228
Food costs twice as much as it did 3 years ago. Hyperinflation is real. Saving money will not save you. You are not a celebrity with multiple millions in the bank. You are a small fry who got a few hundred, maybe a few thousand, on twitch and a decent life for about five years after you quit streaming.

I mean, if you REALLY had made it, you'd just quit now, right? No reason to work when you're made. But you still stream, because you need the money to still come in.

>>74882269
Pippa did and that's the funniest thing. She will be one of the few who still has a good life after this all comes and goes.

>>74882386
>>74882371
>GOOD TIMES LAST FOREVER
>BAD NEVER HAPPEN >:(
How do retards keep falling for this time and again. Surely there's enough historical precedent at this point to prove them wrong. Do they seriously think they're the one exception to the rule? What drives this narcissistic behavior?

>>74881520
You tried to refute me, by giving an oversimplified example of one of the bad people I referenced.
Your modern privileged first world viewpoint is showing.
Pennies on the dollar go way further in poor countries.
Not needing child labor is a privilege awarded exclusively to modern man and the huge increases in productivity.
If you care figure out where the stuff you buy comes from.
There is no evil when you buy vegetables from a local farmer, and farming is a business. Adding more steps doesn't make it magically evil unless somebody fucks it up.

>>74882637

>>74882637

>>74882682
thats weird why would the door randomly open
100% attic hobo

>>74882549
>>74882533
SHES SO HOT

Elon, you really should focus on making your trucks less retarded or maybe take care of your improbably named children instead of shitposting here

>>74882723
sex with bat

>>74882387

>>74882682
What the fuck
Does she live alone or with her bf? Maybe he moved it

>still not done from msm bs schizos
>fil x ph*se collab meltdown later

>>74882736
I remember that story about a woman living in some guy's wall for like a year

>>74882770
This bitch debuted that 3d model but spent the majority of that stream tucked away in the corner playing helldivers or some shit, did Harukas autism rub off on her?

>>74882792
Alone as far as I know, she just moved into that house a week or so ago

>>74882183
I will marry and support my oshi so she doesn't have to quit unless she wants to

>>74882770
I wish she'd at least put out some pics of her rainbow pubes or something.

>>74882579
The shirt specifically has an american flag on it

>>74882755
chussy sex

>>74882701
>No reason to work when you're made
This ligga doesn't like his job

>>74882701
My point was, that there is no gap in their resume, if the they say they were a streamer. But by the way you're replying I can see that you are a retard and should probably just stop posting

>>74882701
how the fuck do you people keep getting lost on the board for cartoon women? there isn't a single connection for the shit you want to talk about and what the board is designed for. first gatorschizo with his flat earth obsession and now you with whatever the fuck you're waffling about.

This is legal in NZ Layna:

https://steambow.com/products/ar-6-stinger-2-tactical

>>74882793
You weren't going to talk about things you like anyway

>>74882682
Call the cops you stupid bitch?

>>74882840
>simping for a woman who has no life skills and serves no purpose
When the looks fade, you're left with a liability. At least my wife can cook, crunch numbers in accounting, and go hunting with me.

>>74882793

>>74882895
Not true, I like blue pussy, and green bug pussy, and black/white bug pussy, and beribug pussy, and

>>74882600
>meme model
Any hints on what it is?
I remember her saying she has a pixel teen saru model (She could've debuted it with the terraria playthrough)

>>74882792
>>74882899
It's just wind you rentoids

>>74882891
>tactical crossbow
do kiwis really?

>>74882881
You're clearly too dumb to understand the complex connection between macroeconomics and anime whores (non derogatory)

>>74882928
t. Hobo living in Layna's attic

>>74882928
>t.Attic hobo

all this msm stuff is makimg me menhera i need to fuck moffposter i need to fuck moffposter BAD FUCCKKKKK ITS NOT FAIR

>>74882928
The wind pushed the attic hatch open?

>>74882891
I've got something similar, they're fun as hell
https://youtu.be/Mq88n9fcveo?t=546

>>74882637
>zoomer, the youngest of GFC (she was born in the 2000s)
>German/Japanese hafu
>142 cm tall
>has lived in/visited several countries, currently lives in Japan
>noticeably German accent despite having lived in Germany for only three years
>fluent in Japanese (it's her first language)
>learned English through teh internetz
>academic from a high demanding family
>developed a lisp after biting the tip of her tongue during a minor car accident
>can talk about various different topics for hours individually like tanks, dinosaurs, and MonHun ecology but chooses not to
>former paramedic for several years
>former gymnast
>former archer, practiced archery at a near-professional level
>former member of an after-school band, used to play at concerts
>former maid cafe waitress
>passed the fitness exam of a police academy with flying colors
>employed hikkikomori
>older brother is a model, performed as a background dancer in one of his modeling videos
>hates monkey noises
>hates coombaiters and GFE-encouraging content creators
>hates irony-poisoned edgelords
>hates shota and shotacons
>hates fat cow lactation fetish retards
>thinks pregnancy is disgusting/unpleasant, will never get how people can fetishize it
>doesn't understand how straight men can enjoy putting the weewee in a woman's butt when the actual place is right there
>cat lady defender
>developed kidney stones after eating nothing for almost two weeks
>has a permanent bruise on her lower back from fighting her older brother
>parents signed her up for judo, lost any and all interest in it when she got into archery
>eats burgers and pizzas with a knife and fork
>has never eaten schnitzel or "sourkraut"
>has eaten dog meat before
>likes to eat spaghetti with ketchup
>saw a homeless man piss on another homeless man while they were sleeping in London
>mom was a WoW PVPer
>lifelong, professional artist
>Rice Purity Test score of 90
>is NOT a sky puppy
>isn't racist
>has a huge schmeat
>is sexy as hell
>is funny (she's the funniest VTuber)
>is talented (she's the most talented VTuber)
>is based

>>74882928
I am guessing air pressure popped it open. Doesnt she have dogs? They would smell any intruder.

>>74882915

>>74882910
Looks? My oshi warms my heart and is clever. She'll figure it out.
Plus she'd be the mother to my children, which is more than enough

>>74882682
Guys what if the Tobleroneposter is the attic hobo?

>>74882989
Do not fuck moffposter! He is made for headpats and cooking him a nice meal before tucking him into bed and giving him a forehead smooch

hollerin' "you better be a busted lookin moth girl up there" and banging a broom against the attic hatch that ominously creaked open overhead

>>74883000
If her roof isn't airtight and a storm builds a pressure difference yes

>>74882882
>So you mentioned you were a "Professional Entertainer" for five years. What did you do as an entertainer?
>i was a twitch streame--
>Were you? What was your channel name?

PATH 1:
>well, uhh. um. sorry. haha. It's a bit of a secre-
>I see. Unfortunately we've decided to pursue other opportunities at this moment. Best of luck to you.

PATH 2:
>I was bigsexxxcunny_vt on twitch ^_^
>Uh, well Madam... We'll think carefully about your application and be in touch. Have a great evening.

>>74883057
i will do that too but i really need the dopamine

>>74882957
>>74882984
>>74883000
>>74883036
This happens if there's a draft in the attic, creating negative pressure (e.g. a vacuum) and the attic door goes up to fill the space.

>>74883022
The immortal line from Mr.Cleans' German cousin: "Let me show you It's features."

Which chuubas are gonna bring up capitalism on stream tonight?

>>74883084
Nice larp now shut up

I only care about Grape as long as she is safe and happy I am content

>>74883084
i've humored your posts up to this point by not acknowledging them but you are using altogether too many lines and you are not saying anything funny

>>74883128
Pippa

>>74883097
just don't stab Layna in her sleep mr hobo

>>74883097
>>74883073
Interesting, thanks for explaining.

yall liggas retarded its house gnomes obviously, have you never lived in a house before?

>>74883128
Joe is Hungry

>>74882926
This fucking thing, her discord is going crazy making memes about it and she's joining in

I only care about Grape as long as she posts about the happenings of my oshi Peepeehead

>>74883137
Good luck convincing the interviewer that your experience doing ear licking ASMR is of critical importance to whatever industry you hope to work in after vtubing falls off.

>>74883036
If you can call this a dog

>>74883084
This ligga has never had a job interview in his life and now he's resorted to parroting memes from 3 years ago

>>74883094
honestly bro it sounds more like you care about your own desires than the wellbeing of our resident mentally ill avatarfag

>>74883181
that's great man, you can go now

>>74883175

>>74883157
I wish I had a cool cybernetic tail
I bet there's withered neurons to go with our withered tail stump to learn to control it too

>>74883147
Does New Zealand have gnomes? I thought that was only a Nordic thing

>If her roof isn't airtight and a storm builds a pressure difference yes

>>74883224
He's so majestic

>>74883236
kek I love this new meme

>>74883204
i've started to realize that yeah, i'm no better than him and i couldn't actually fix him but i one day i will be good enough for him and if that day does not come i am never getting married

>>74883266
The ceiling hobo came in her "snail cream"

>>74883266

>>74882242
>there is no ethical consumption under capitalism
This mid-10s hyperbolic Marxist meme coined from a t-shirt campaign is why no one will ever take you seriously. I just want you to know that.

>>74883157
That's silly

>>74883312
go away

>>74883236
I'm not fucking up here it's just wind

>>74883231
those little shits have gotten everywhere that people have, they hide on planes, ships, everything. fucking hate those things

What if it not a homeless man, what if her clone finally find her and seeking for the right time to replace

>>74883236

>>74883217
You're obviously bitter as hell dude. Your ego is so inflated that you can't cope with the fact that you have no future because of your inability to plan for it, even though you're in the situation where you have the material assets needed to plan for it.

You're just too stupid to do it. All the money in the world and you're going to end up like a lottery winner a few years down the line, doing lines of gutter cocaine in a run down apartment while working minimum wage.

>>74883371
Unfortunately, the position of "funny poster" has been filled. We'll keep your resume on file and we'll... get back to you if anything opens up *lip smack*

>>74882688
Reiyu should do OF and peg the fan content

>>74882670
So smelly
So bratty
But I NEED to fuck

>>74883367
the clone already replaced her, your a fake fan for not noticing

>>74883371
Cool, are you done now?

retards

>>74883276
extremely dire post but I hope you find what you're looking for

>>74883371
I made this post

not a single ligger is christian?

>>74883399
Are you a 2view loli?

>>74883451
they're all mormon. all of them.

what if during your oshi's stream she looked directly at you and said your name and started saying stuff about you and told you she can see you but then everything went back to normal

>>74883312
Bro I hate leftists so much it's unreal. /pol/schizos might be annoyingly dumb but there's something special about the sheer narcissism and worthless autofellatio of a bunch of autists who think reading one volume of marx or knowing some basic geography and history makes them an ubermensch genius superior to all the unwashed flyover state chud peasants. These retards have yapped for fucking decades and have nothing to show for it, lol.

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)
Someone post picking Manhattan, please