/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

>>74855768

Gura toot! Gura toot!

>>74855799
Her tail really is the widest part of her body...

>>74855799
blasting inside Gura then eating sushi off of her sweaty tired body

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

im gura

>>74856103
Hi gura I love u

>>74856103
C'mere you samegaki

>>74856103
Hi Gura, are you a fembud

Baguraette honhonhon

>>74855882
what a fatfuck...

>>74856103
WTF GURA I LOVE YOU!!!

Less than 1 hour before the video for the voice pack starts. Weird to see Fuwamoco in the chat, though.

>>74855768
what the fuck that's so cute

>>74856103
Hi Gura! I'm going to sexually bully and ryona you T u T

>>74856717
Who?

i eat Gura's ass while she streams

>>74856717
Wait a minute, could THIS finally be the "little sister overload"?? Just how far in advance do they have them record things?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiTPjzRiWQc

>>74857381
Why are all of them but Gura aged down?

I think my past self would be really excited for this, but I just can't get excited for projects or merch when she's never around. All I wanted was to spend time with her. And now nothing matters anymore.

>>74857409
I think she actually is aged down a bit, looks more like she's in preschool or something.

>>74857462

i did 20 push ups!
when i started a couple of weeks ago i could only do 3

>sponsored stream

sigh

She'll probably come back to do an hour long EDF6 collab with Kiara and Irys like Fubuki, Mio, and Ayame did for their collab. I remember you can shoot the decoys to remove their clothes and reveal a swimsuit in game.
But I just can't bring myself to care about stuff like that anymore. I've lost all hope of things ever getting better. She doesn't want to be around us.
She'll come back to treat us like wallets and leave again. I don't know how any of you can be content with the way things are. It's killing me.

She'ww pwobabwy come back to do an houw wong EDF6 cowwab with Kiawa and Iwys wike Fubuki, Mio, and Ayame did fow theiw cowwab. I wemembew u can shoot the decoys to wemuv theiw cwothes and weveaw a swimsuit in game.
But I just can't bwing mysewf to cr about stuff wike that anymowe. I've wost aww hope of things evew getting bettew. She doesn't want to be awound us.
She'ww come back to tweat us wike wawwets and weave again. I don't knyow how any of u can be content with the way things r. It's kiwwing me.

>>74857698
Well done bud, that puts you roughly around my level of relative upper body strength
Maintain those gains, if not for yourself, then because it makes Gura's cunny ripe, moist and fertile

>>74857827
>>74857600

>>74857930
Gura doesn't care if you do reps or not. She doesn't even think about you. Why would she care about your physique?

>>74857955
>>74857600

>>74858020
>>74857600

Fuck it. I'm going big again.

>>74857714
The voice announcement is a premiere. There isn't going to even be a stream. Unless you mean EDF, but in that case, nothing's announced and I wonder if they'll do anything for it.

I always forget about the loud ass countdown music

>>74858059
>>74857600

Less than 1 minute before voice pack video starts. Fuwamoco was still in chat to watch this.

>Gura talks about food again in the voice pack.
Is the fat now buds? All she talks about is food.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74858156
What did they say?

>>74858177
She's a shark, what else do they like other than food and head pats?

She's extra bratty ToT

Get splashed, nerds!

Oh duh. I forgot children's day is one of the Golden Week holidays. That's probably what this is for.

There's one in english and one in japanese, so two to buy.

I can't believe Gura is going to splash me with her pee

>>74858198
They said Gura's fart smells bad

I'm ready

Gura's voice is too deep to be a child

>>74858177
>All she talks about is food.
Sharks eat and don't do much else. Well, they do something else too, but she knows she can't talk to us about that.

>>74857995
Mindreaderbud, why do you insist on clinging to this cuck narrative, even after having gone all this time without evidence to back it up?
Watching you maintain such complete irrational devotion to a fantasy, despite getting let down over and over and over again for going on two years now, is honestly kind of sad. It's time to move on, bro

>>74858361
my cock is too deep in your mom

Gura is going to splash me. Also, the twitter post talking about Gura, IRyS and Kiara appearing in EDF6 has more views on it than the actual video announcing it. All 4 of them. 2 I can get because of the 2 different channels but I'm not sure about the extra 2 videos which the only difference I can see is that one has the Pegi announcer and one doesn't. So if you want to save 2 seconds, don't watch the Pegi version.

>>74857907
I always love these. Completely undermines these retards.

>>74858177
Don't worry all the food goes to her tail

>>74849952
that's just a director's comment, not gura's, and it's only for one specific shot, not a general thing.
Sharkd even has zigzag teeth in it

>>74858394
Legitimately what the fuck are you talking about, schizo? Also, proof that Gura cares about you doing reps?

>>74858109
goob luck!

>>74858361
People still mention that they'll get asked who the kid is or if they're listening to Kidz Bop when overheard watching Gura.

Someone translate JP voicepack please. :3

>>74858546
she has like the deepest EN voice other than kronii

>>74858516
>Shifting the burden of proof
lol
So you admit: you have no evidence whatsoever. Got it, thanks for the concession

>>74858394
Gura lives rent free in his head.

>>74858587
OK now I know you're just trolling lol

>>74858554
nyo. :3

>>74858606
???
listen to any big EN collab, you can always tell when Gura speaks because she tends to have the deepest tone

>>74858606
Maybe he means deepest out of the voicepacks, I'm actually pretty surprised she basically went with her normal voice for it.

>>74858601
>So you admit: you have no evidence whatsoever. Got it, thanks for the concession

>>74858646
Is there an echo in /here/

Gura cute?

>>74858696
the cutest!

>>74857698
I am proud of you repsbud

>>74858648
>I'm surprised Gura didn't put in effort
Wow. Really?

>>74858605
picrel

>>74858731
Because her default is just that good.

>>74857600
>>74857955
>>74858020
>>74858059
>>74858152
>>74857600

>>74858684
In your head? Yes. On account of it being empty.

ToT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiTPjzRiWQc

any kind soul can get a chumbro the wallpaper? I only got funds for gura and mococo's........

>>74858931
Ask Gura that.

>>74858909
Holy mother of all go backs

>>74858931
It'll turn up eventually, I'm sure

>>74858961
i guess this is the anti thread

>>74858998
damn brat

Damn kids...

>>74858983
If you're looking for cucks, try discord or reddit.

C'mere all you good kiddos~!

Oh we are valiant infantry~

now i REALLY want an ape escape game where you play as gura, trying to catch the dinos

>>74859073
Or Craig's List, lmao.

>>74859073
i'll just go to /nijiEN/ for that

>>74859262
I'm pretty sure Gura's fanbase is bigger than all those losers combined.

>>74859298 (Me)
And by big I meant numbers. Not because most anons in this thread are literally autistic fat retards.

Please attempt to not bring that catalog tier stuff into my shark wife's thread, onegaithanks.

What a fucking brat T u T

So which stream is essentially the gura graduation stream? I'd nominate 3rd anniversary as a strong contender

>>74858648
>I'm actually pretty surprised she basically went with her normal voice for it.

Ya I kinda expected it but I was hoping we’d get her to try a different voice.

>>74860295
sisters make up graduation streams now? now thats sad

>>74856103
Oh yeah well u are a doodoo head

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

Is cover genuinely retarded?
This is only going to give further ammunition to people like Venti. Why can't they be more subtle?

>>74860978
>Caring what twittertards think

>>74860978
No one who matters cares about these dramafags. They don't actually accomplish anything.

>>74860978
>muh optics
Wew what a faggot.

She's my dork and I'm her dork.

https://twitter.com/DYES_IWASAKI/status/1785610118379303166

Apparently Gura is giving vocals on a song for this

https://twitter.com/DYES_IWASAKI/status/1785610118379303166
New Gura song sighting!

>>74862165
>>74862174
>wheeled out to sing for Mori's buttbuddies

>>74862219
FT is all over hololive now. Wouldn't be surprised if he asked Cover directly and just gave a list of people he wants and Gura and Marine agreed.

>EDF
>voice pack
>new song
that's a lotta goob

>>74862380
>FT is all over hololive now.
yeah, and why is that
they used the fat wigger as a floating device until UM threw a bone their way

>>74862494
It really isn't and what we want is more goob streams, not this stuff.

She's really not being the allegations of being a sellout if she has the energy for all this.

>>74862513
Anon, there are like a dozen FT fans among the holomems and several who did songs with them before even Mori. You really shouldn't comment on things you don't know anything about jsut because they have connections to someone you dislike.

>>74862641
Stop this stupid narrative. It would be better if all she cared about was maximizing profit and pursuing numbers because then she'd stream more.

>>74862744
the band was fucking DEAD before she dragged the corpse of her bf into doing songs for her

>>74858517
Thanks! It was crowded at the gym again. Makes sense cuz it's a holiday. Whatever, I did it. 100 burpees, full body workout and I'm planning to go on an hour long walk in the evening to burn some extra calories while the afterburn is doing it's work.

>>74860978
Let them fire as many blanks as they like.

>>74862641
Do tell, what exactly is she compromising here? Like, you do realize "selling out" is more than just "doing something and getting paid for it", right?

>>74862494
And yet nothing with us. Like always. I don't care about projects and music if she isn't going to share them with us. I just want her to come back and stream.

>>74863104
>I don't care about her accomplishments or content unless it's something >I< want
nice MEMEME attitude nigger, that's why you'll be forever alone

>>74863043
NTA, but it sucks seeing her involved in so many things but at the same time she "doesn't have time" to spend with us.

>>74862174
They are technically Miku songs with DYES on the track apparently. I see why she agreed now.

>>74862832
You can just say you know jack shit and leave it at that.

>>74862641
She works for the biggest vtubing company and has for going on 4 years soon fuck you mean sellout?

>>74863232
That's a totally different complaint

>>74863104
Nothing has ever been worth sharing thus far. At this point I wish she'd fork over the 100k or whatever the amount was for that big bang cover. FT is never going to put out anything that will not have me flaccid.

>>74863189
Shut the fuck up, you disingenuous faggot. I didn't say any of your stupid bullshit you quoted. I care about her accomplishments, but only if she wants to share them with us instead of drop them and leave like a western-type celebrity that ignores her fans. Fuck that. I'm not a Taylor Swift fan for a reason.

>>74860978
I’m sure they’re living in terror of a d-list Lauren Southern wannabe.

>>74863377
I'm talking about her actually talking to us and being excited about her stuff. Her wanting to know our thoughts and talking about the process and spending time with us in general.
That's how she used to be. Now, other people present her projects to us for her and she never bothers to even ask what we think or talk to us about it until she mentions it in passing months after it comes out.

>>74863416
>Permaseethe
>Muh Christianity and "Manosphere" bogeymen
>Content slop is all permamelty fanfiction
>Totally not jealous of other females
>Thumbnails are all just selfies of her
Holy cringekino
I'm really proud of Gura for mogging this dysgenic grifting loser with one simple "googoogaga lol". Not that mogging these types is particularly difficult

Child

MY wife

so we all agree that guras "health problems" was a pregnancy right? i mean think about it, shes not getting any younger, women dont dip like that from a career thats going as well as hers is unless its from maternity leave. what is the standard maternity leave practice for corporations? im sure holo is trying to be as accommodating as they can, but if she is single mother status full time streaming becomes alot harder.

>multiple
>lines
>of
>greentext
Exaggerated reaction.
Various ironic insults directed at current source of frustration.
"Dysgenic"
"I win. You lose." <-- never elaborates
[familar image attached]

>>74864453
In Japan, it's required by law to provide 3 months paid leave.

>>74863815 (Me)
>>74864664
This post would be extremely funny to me even in isolation, but the cherry on top is that I'm the one who originally made the morshubud picrel

>>74865221
I know. You're the only one who uses it. And nearly every thread.

>>74858917
i need a voicepack of gura STILL COOKING IN THE WOMB

>74864453
It wouldn't surprise me.

>>74865592
>You're the only one who uses it
Apparently not
Either way, I'm just flattered to know you're thinking of me, anon
Chu~

>>74863341
>has been in hololive for 4 years
>been ghosting her fans for 2 years
Grim

Gura raped me while I was sleeping...

Ayame is crushing Gura

>>74855778
SNIFFFFF

>>74858931
What wallpaper?

>>74866673
Gura's watch hours to air time ratio is incredibly impressive. That's my daughter onahole T u T

>>74867039
Imagine Kiara working 6x harder than Gura only to barely be above her.

>Gura begging to be chased in the voicepack
At least it's in character.

>>74866673
why did my oshi have to be the one to stream the least...

This brought in some very dumb threadshitters. Impressive.

>>74866673
Thank god I only wasted 35.5 hours on vtubers.

>>74867359
We are cursed bud yet we are blessed. The duality of nature. The best oshi but she's a bratty rascal.

Goob morning retards

>>74867442
In fairness, when aren't threadshitter tourists dumb

>>74866673
holy fuck kronii fell off HARD

>>74867702
what male collabs do to a motherfucker

>>74867682
Goob morning faggot

>>74867706
I want to punch this thing in her nose

can someone post the voicepack please

Sex with a fembud.

>>74868214
Making le fuck with the fembud

gura gave me a thing for painted fingernails (and toenails)
does that make me gay

I’m still so eepy

>>74868508
Yeah. You're definitely gay for liking girls and/or girly traits. If you're a girl, anyway.

>>74868508
Are you a fembud?

gura's [SPOILER]throat[/SPOILER]

https://catbox.moe/c/q21iv6

>>74869048
Nice spoiler, nerd!

>>74864453
>so we all agree
that you are a mouthbreathing schizo

>>74868516
Go back to bed, goowa.

>>74869673

>>74869673
That looks like a comfortable place for my penis T u T

Gura is having SEX as we speak

>>74870572
Yeah, with me.

>>74870572
Nice, i had sex yesterday too but I'm ADHD and get bored a few minutes in. I wonder if Gura is the same way.

someday kemono will be fixed

>>74870878
Jacking off doesn't count as sex, chumbie.

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>74871542
or just pay your favorite artist you poorfuck

>>74872693
that's completely unfeasible if you like more than a few artists, all of them paywall shit. 99% of the time it's shit that isn't worth the money, too.

>>74872565
I wish I was then I'd finish sooner.
The girl I was smashing had her breasts all over my face while on top of me and as a failure of a man I took peaks at the clock, and think about my stocks.

Gura
Wife

>>74872910
Why even fuck her then

>>74872910
normalfag...

>https://twitter.com/EDF_OFFICIAL_EN/status/1785663426062090328
Guraaaaaaaaa, Didn't expect this

>>74873529
meh

Gura
Gurandma

>>74873622
seethe sister

>>74873529
Will purchase

>>74873726
The sisters are laughing at your oshi who will do anything except talk to you.

>>74873793
You tell them sis!

>>74873726
project harder, troon

>>74873529
IT'S REAL

>>74873529
>console only exclusive preorder bonus
I hate this.

>>74855768
Ahhh damned artists, either sign the pic like a classical painting OR write your twitter handle, not both at the same time.
So many times the writing is almost illegible. Luckily this time it was just the last part.

>>74874135
that's really scummy

>>74874135
It's on PC (Steam), that's just the PS trailer.

>>74874344
Gura is console exclusive. I don't give a shit about the game.

>>74874381
Where do you see that? All I see is the time at which it ends and region for the bonus.

>>74874595
It's a preorder bonus. Do you see preorder on steam? You do not. You see wishlist there.

>>74874679
would

>>74874688
>Or buy before 23:59 on 12.24.2024 to receive:
>Recruiter Gawr Gura
>Available 7.25.2024
I think you're just retarded. Makes sense, since Gura is also retarded.

>>74874778
Back in my day even the retards could read. How bad is the education system now?

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>74875032
It upsets me that taiwanbuds get so much shit while we get shafted

>>74875193
Just move to the US eurobud

>>74874679
would ruin

>>74874688
Also, I just want to add that preorders for Steam are going to open in the future before the game releases.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Is Gura a fembud?

>>74876300
fembuds don't want me, what do?

>>74877464
Become the fembud

>>74877579
you will never be a fembud

>>74877646
Why aren't Women more like this?

>>74877711
Billions must be fembuds.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>74856002
samen

smelly, stinky, unwashed shark

>>74879501
ye

>>74856741

>>74879501
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy is gone

>>74862165
>>74862174
Deleted? What was it?

>>74880168
Still there, dunno why you can't see it.

>>74880290
Weird, Elon trying to hide it from me I guess...

>>74881216
rubrubrubrub

>>74879501
Yes I am mister

>>74877138
>*Lo touché*

It's my grandpa's birthday today and I ate 3 slices of cake and 4 steaks with sides, I'm absolutely stuffed

>>74882117
what kind of cake and what sides

>>74882117
based fatfuck

>>74882117
do some reps fatfuck

>>74882292
2 slices of cheese cake, 1 slice of black forest cake, garlic bread and pasta salad

>>74882536
You fat fuck

>>74882117
Tell your grandpa that I said happy birthday. Hope he's having a good one.

>>74882695
thanks, chumbie, I'll let him know

>>74882117
based

>>74882985
Tell your grandpa I said later loser

>>74879501
I am and I MISS MY MOMMYYYYY!!!! WAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Please stop listening to my preschooler wife's tummy!!! It's nap time and she's trying to sleep!

I'm going to make brats and beans today

>>74884132
I was confused until I realized you meant brats as in bratwursts. lol.

>*gulp* and then *shovels more potato in mouth*
>and then the dino Gura uses her roar and she’s so loud it makes the people all deaf!

>>74884366
would

>>74884132
T u T

>>74884321
cute

>>74884478

It's that time of the year again where I wonder if the tingling sensation on my skin is an insect or just a random itch

>>74884550
ur gonna catch lymes disease huhaha

>>74884550
u got gancer...

>>74884321
I didn't notice those were the little smiley face potatoes the first time I saw this.

>>74884806

>>74884709
Gimme a smooch you

>>74856179
>oui oui monsieur!

Hello fellow Gura enjoyers, I sure loved that preschooler voice pack, who else here also enjoyed it? I think it might be a good idea for everyone who liked it to sign a card with their full names and addresses to send to Gura.

>>74884709
I haven't had those things since I was a kid. I loved 'em.

>>74885601

>>74885601
that's a great idea, chumbie, where do I sign?

I’m about to buy some skiddles

We’re about to bag tag one right now sir. Over.

>>74885838
Right on the line next to the words "admission of guilt:" Thank you for your cooperation.

>>74885601
can someone post the voice pack please please please

>>74886092
done and done

>>74855799
How is this an official thing?

>>74886686
that has to be an edit, right?

>>74886686
Anon...

>>74886796
>>74886915
seems like a pretty good edit if thats the case

I am Gura's most beloved chumbud

>>74887056
You're right, me.

Youtube recommended me a video of a pretty Korean girl eating this big borgar. I wonder how many meals this would make for Gura, I wonder if dino Gura could eat the whole thing in one sitting?

>>74887240
Are "mukbangs" still in?

>>74887287
I dunno, I think she's one of those competitive eaters, it seems like she goes to different restaurants to do food challenges.

I just downloaded the voicepack and goomed to it

>>74887975
Would you like to sign the card from this post >>74885601 anon?

>>74887287
Iirc they made those illegal on YouTube

>>74888254
Nice try glowie

>>74888435
why?

>>74886448
https://nyaa.si/view/1812823

>>74888877
catbox gura's?

>>74888435
Really? Was it the whole eating things alive thing?

>>74888943
they did that? sounds like an asian thing, I think I saw a video about people eating things like wasp nests in japan, they were picking out the larva with chopsticks and ate them raw

>>74888877
which one is guras? i do not want to dl the rest

>>74889115
nta, I hit ctrl+f and used がうる・ぐら got an mp3 and a wav, number 9 and 10

>>74889115
does your torrent thingie not let you see files and pick which you wnat to get cause the gura ones are all clearly labeled

>>74889906
it's all in japanese

>>74890093
even if that was true (it isn't) you should know enough japanese to recognize Gura's files. you know less Japanese than Gura.

>>74890168
I know her kanji is がうる・ぐら but unless im exceptionally blind, all of the torrent files are in japanese

>>74890251
The folder names aren't.
>Gawr Gura ホロライブわんぱく幼稚園ボイス_がうる・ぐら(英語)
>Gawr Gura ホロライブわんぱく幼稚園ボイス_がうる・ぐら(日本語)

>>74890251
>kanji

Anyone translate her JP one yet?

>>74890359
It's the same as her English one. Do you think they've been writing separate scripts for Japanese and English all this time??

>>74890399
How should I know? I don't speak Japanese.

>>74891188
Gura would have liked a full version.

I'm about to play demons roots. What am I in for?

>>74891546
the fuck is that. oh. you're the guy buying all the shitty porn games on steam?

>>74891621
I acquired evenicle through alternative means

>>74891684
Disgusting. These games don't make much profit, you need to support them if you want more quality content.

>>74891546
i dont know, i skipped it. maybe mid-roots maybe blob-roots. cant be terrible though, everyone hyped it up

>>74891723
The forest was a slog so I'm glad I didn't. I decided to buy the utawarerumono trilogy and thoroughly enjoyed every game.

I wish something like gamepass existed for adult games.

My chameleon is doing pretty well today chumbies.
The sun and vitamins are really putting in work.

>>74892224
chameleons need supplements? that's horrifying

>>74892306
Yeah, I'd say most captive reptiles do

What if all the Dino Guras in the world suddenly gained sentience, each having the strength of an adult carnivorous therapod?
How fucked are you?

Can you show us another picture of your chameleon, perhaps?

>>74892514
Is it mating seasons?

>>74892514
A tummy rub is enough to sate the beasts

>>74892514
if they try to eat me, extremely
I have 2 sitting on my bed behind me

>>74891546
was pretty enjoyable from what I remember

>>74892566
He's been getting chunky recently but his left eye isn't shut all the time anymore and his red and orange colors are coming in.

>>74891546
it has an option to disable r18 stuff which kinda tells you all you need to know. I played 8 hours and it felt like a normal game with porn awkwardly put on top
the siege at the start was pretty cool though

>>74893153
He still looks as displeased as ever. Such a handsome ugly bastard.

Why can't Gura talk to us about the stuff she does off-stream?

>>74893955
Why can't anons talk about the voice pack, which we've all listened to at this point? Not a single word about its contents. What are you expecting Gura to say about it if nobody can muster up anything themselves?

>>74893955
she doesn't want to

>>74893955
You can always ask her.

>>74894300
>always
reveal this method to me onegai

>>74894421
Schizos think you can just transmit your thoughts directly to her.

>>74894598
>he doesn't have a working gura neural link

>>74894172
her japanese lines sound more cunny than her english lines

>>74894753
I like the english ones more. they're more like herself

I'M GONNA CATCH THIS LITTLE BRAT UOOOOOOOHHHHHH

>>74894753
I was thinking the same, it's probably because Cover had someone directing her for the JP lines and they didn't do the same for the english ones.

>>74894810
true, I just meant that she's using a higher pitch and sounds younger in japanese

SHE'S SPRAYING SHARK JUICE ALL OVER ME T u T

>>74894300
>>74894421
When she streams, you can ask. Everyone else is able to do it just fine.

>>74895458
then why don't they?