/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>74849216
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>74848920
I used to do Vesper since Twitter spaces were my preferred way to find low follower accounts. Now I look at people who like Altare's tweets for potential targets.

>>74849216
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Banzoin Hakka Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/octavio

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

mama feeding us extra protein ToT
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1785528739352429044

Peeking into Ruze's menshi before sleeping and he's shitting on the hobbit kek

>>74849248
oh so you like the menhera ones?

>>74849351
mama please marry me please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

>>74849351
Yummy!

Goldbullet, amongst his people

>ruze guerilla screading tomorrow to catch up
>maybe manorlords after depending on time

>>74849351
Where's my bowl of soup mama!!

>>74848787
>Latinx

>>74849602
gb is as latino as bettel is black

goodnight panas

>>74849801
Is there a way to get notifications for community posts that aren't members only? I keep forgetting to check there

>>74849826
As the black community, I preemptively forgive Gavis Bettel for saying niggaz. Mainly because no one has said that since 2010

Illegals in my thread
Illegals in my thread
Illegals in my thread
Where did you come from?
I'm gonna give you all some lead

Blue son (wife) love
See you all tomorrow mans

>ragequit
maximum kek

>>74850456
AY WEY, YA LLEGO LA MIGRA

so you mean to tell me i've been sharing the thread with wetbacks this whole time?

>>74850456
This is a spic thread now, you're the ilegal one here

>>74850530
>>74850569

>>74842029
Everyone fill in (race poll)

>>74850757
Hey don't speak that way about Hakka

>>74850918
I'm curious if the two people that chose other did it as a joke or if they're native americans or something.

>>74851021
Honestly? They might be.

>>74851021
one did say they only picked it because they thought it was for who you want to date

>>74851021
I know we have at least 2 sandniggers here but I don't know what they would put down. It's kind of contentious apparently

>>74850938
i'll speak that way about my wife if i want!

>>74851029
Oyakodon but they ignore you and end up fucking each other just like in my doujins....

>>74850918
Can't fill in the poll as I don't visit three other boards.

>>74851128
It would be, considering that there's a lot of mixing and tensions.

>>74851276
That was a different poll but it's not like you have to fill all 3 answers
Unless /vt/ is literally the only board you browse, in which case, may satan have mercy on your soul

>>74851276
Alright, alright, you whiny bitch here it is
>>74848843

>>74851378
I feel like the four people who said /vg/ need to disclose their generals. Also the person besides me who answered /vr/ I just want you to know that you're based.

>>74851347
Ah, my bad. I indeed thought it was a different poll.
But it does reflect American world view, holy shit.
>>74851378
You're mean spirited. May bladder stones be upon you.

I think I've been having dreams about Flayon for like a week straight

>>74851564
what are the dreams all about?

>>74851527
Bladder stones may already be upon mineself, if not in the near future...

I want to get on all fours like a dog, scramble into Flayon's room and steal a single banana.

For some reason, I feel an intense need to become better than Ruze at something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJK7GY2suw8

>>74851778
Oh you fuck, I thought Octavio just shadow dropped a new cover.

>>74851634
random shit like yesterday's had me going into his room to get rid of a mouse while simultaneously reliving ruze's karaoke with him

>>74851378
I'm the only /spee/ chad...

>>74851378
C'mon, where are my /vp/ niggers? That place is my roach ridden shit stinking home
Which reminds me of the pain of the boys having no chance of proper pokemon perms

>>74851910
Flayon's Pokemon watchalongs were fun and so are Altare's card openings. I can't bring myself to care about the series though because any time I wrangle in someone to play with me it ends up like the Violet/Scarlet soul link.

>>74851527
I've mostly hung around here (mental illness) but the /ck/ thread... cooks.

>>74851761
You can be better at sucking dick than him, Jurard

>>74852142
>Spoiler
kek
I've never had anyone to play it with so not my problem

>>74852437
There's just so many games I want to play but never did because I feel like I need friends to enjoy them.

God guys, I just woke up, feels like I was out for ages
Anyway, Vesper's new outfit looks amazing, can't wait for his next stream after the reveal yesterday

>>74851347
>moved through many different boards over the years from 2006-2020
>thought i’d finally be done with basket weaving due to disinterest
>vtubers suck me back in and its the only board i visit at all

Is there still a download link for Hakka's birthday karaoke or am I SOL

>>74853042
the one with VG or the roulette one? Both still work
>>74123785
VG https://gofile.io/d/IiUT0z
>>74208334
Roulette https://gofile.io/d/V8g5dg

What's the scariest game shinwi has played

>>74853289
WAIT NEVERMIND I JUST LOOKED CLOSER AT THIS PIC IS THAT A PUBE ON PUNIKO'S CHIN

>>74853401
Too straight

>>74853401
Puniko's finally becoming a man... they grow up so fast just a regular hair, anon
>>74853289
couldn't tell you since I haven't watched them all but Love, Sam startled me (and him) quite a few times and it has a good story

>>74853401
Looks like it might be a leg hair at worst

https://twitter.com/_yukinayee/status/1785323695256555792

I miss Magni Dezmond so much some days. I'd do anything to have him back. He was one of a kind

We have magni dezmond at home

>>74855569
He should do drawing streams then

>>74855640
Magni's drawing streams were the most boring content he ever did. Tons of dead air, he couldn't ever hold a proper conversation and his art style is shit. The only saving grace was his drawing speed

>>74855934
They were the primary streams of his I'd watch
Pretty good artist, creative, drew fast. Even if his artstyle wasn't really tuned towards proper illustrations, it did fit his shitposting purposes. All I could ask for really
I just miss having a good artist around

Catching up with Shinri's Buckshot Roulette VOD and he's been yapping for at least twenty minutes. He is my oshi for a reason.

>>74856169
>"I want to eat maple syrup."

May 2nd, 9PM EST

>>74856737
Is that the time for the orgy

:3

:3c

꒰:

ↄ꒰:

>>74855456
I kind of don't even remember him most times anymore, which is odd since I used to watch him every day and woke up at ungodly hours to do so. Now it just feels like a fever dream, it's been almost a year

LITTER-MAKING SEX WITH WANZOIN BARKKA

>>74856869
looks like saggy tits

>>74856957
KILL YOURSELF

0-(me)// > 0-(_)= (me)
^shinri

>>74856957
what type of tits have you seen where the nipples are that high up

>>74856997
uhh 2D porn tits

>>74858284
La creatura

>>74856944
*wankzoin

>>74856737

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xryjKRQbGg

if glorpus borpus finishes this week as planned and puts out a good schedule next wir i will fold from anti into so back

>>74858284
Idk how to feel about the indication that axelotls tails are fluffy

>>74858924
i can't believe gabble babble became the new bigidig cumbenback

>>74853811
Thanks for the recommendation that was sufficiently scary for me a shame about all the isp issues bogging down the end though. not looking forward to going back to those days

>>74851021
I picked "other" because there was no option for mixed race and that's usually what I check on forms.

>Axel
...but smart
>Altare
...but mature
>Bettel
...but ambitious
>Hakka
...but lazy
>Shinri
...but full of temper
>Flayon
...but not sexually frustrated
>Jurard
...but quiet
>Ruze
...but normal
>Goldbullet
...but he cares about nutrition
>Octavio
...but he thinks Taylor Swift is just okay

>>74859598
DELETE DELETE DELETE
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE

>>74859598
Axel is actually smart and Ruze is a normie

>>74859598
a quiet jurard... now that's a dream

>>74859598
>Ruze
>...but normal
Ruze-kun, we already have this...

>>74859598
You will now remember goldbullet sad bowl of steamed vegetables

>>74859863
I bet he didn't actually eat those, he just realized it looks bad if the only thing he eats is deepfried shit

well thanks, shinri. but my mother's been dead for 15 years.

https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1785488985974030765

>>74860278
mama is trying to remind you to get him something but I guess the hint is too subtle

>>74851378
My /out/fit/bros... Where are you...

>Finished watching Hakka's VOD while reading last thread
>>74842702
>>74842705
>>74843148
Here you go, hag appreciating horny anons
https://files.catbox.moe/mm83a2.mp3

>>74859598
hakka my perfect boy (female)

>>74861696
Ayo?

WHERE THE FUCK IS VG 3D

>>74855569
Where are my goddamn loops Gagni Bezmond?

They better make sure the next artist they hire for holostars actually draws. I miss shit like this

>>74863361
ugly drawing

>>74863426
Still fun though

>>74863521
That nigga knew what he was doing when he made this

>>74861696
AAAA AAA AA A A A AAAAAAAAA. AAAAAAAA

>>74861696
This makes me so uncomfortable, don't be weird about hakkama

>>74863887
you reap what you sow, hakka

>>74863887
I'm gonna be Hakka's new father

>>74863887
Hakkamama wants to be erotic

I'm gonna say it
Ruzaders are cuter than magmites

You can only lust after Hakkamama if you have the money and the balls to raise 3 children

>>74865598
I'm adding a 4th

>>74863887
not our fault hakka's been whoring her out

>>74850456
That is the gayest fucking weapon I have ever seen in my entire life

oh god it's actually hakka
https://www.instagram.com/p/C5PR9oYx9iW/

>>74865969
WHAT THE FUCK MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>74865969
AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE MODS

>>74863887
>Hakka is uncomfortable with this.
This makes the sex ten times hotter.

We shall restart the dry egg carton that is hakkamama

Imagine fucking hakkamama while hakka watches

>>74865969
DOXNIGGER

>>74866315
Imagine fucking hakkamama and then inviting hakka to join that'd be nuts huh

I'm banging Señora
I'm banging Dadxel
I'm banging Twobert
I'll even get Goldbullet's siblings

>>74867350
I'll rub your ear and make you cum instantly, you blue freak of nature

>>74867350
Based

>>74865969
Why would you doxx Hakka, of all people?

>>74867993
Stop posting fake news

magni dezmond

>>74868752
Compulsive liar and quitter

>>74868707
You first

>>74868808
>flayon
He's busy riding Bettel's dick 24/7 to give Hakka any attention

>>74865969
ABAYO

>>74868808
They will never collab again

>>74868806
He haven't lied about a single thing and had good reasons for quitting because he was terribly wronged

>>74869218
>Flayon sandwiched between Hakka and Bettel
Hot

>>74869218
I love threesomes ToT

You have somehow gotten into contact with a rapemurder demon of great power. This rapemurder demon offers to anally annihilate all your enemies, but after one year it will be YOUR turn. You won't be able to survive. Do you take its offer? Or shall you banish it back into the underworld while you still can?

>>74869588
Eh, why not

>>74869303
>hasn't lied about a single thing
>the dude who proudly lied about not having covid
>lied about all of his breaks to work on his main gig
>lied about loving Holostars and being on this for the long run

>>74869704
Abayo anon...his dong is like the Guards from F&H

>>74869588
It's a fair price to get rid of all the SEA, just send a very strong tsunami and kill all of them, sink all those islands already

>>74869502
>Shinri in the cuck chair again

man I really don't care

>>74869923
>The dude actually had COVID
>Lying about his breaks is true
>The dude is still in contact with his bros and it shows.

>>74870008
Now I'm thinking of Altare going on a quest to find SEA's butthole. Not the SEAnigs' assholes (he already drilled those) but the butthole of Southeast Asia itself. Gaea will scream that day as he is going dry

What is with the recent magloops. He was a great dude in holostars but he's gone now, no point in seething about him or sucking his dick

>>74870365
too many dead horas

>>74870261
Look at this monkey, it can't read

>>74870440
The karaoke after party went crazy

Inseminate Gavis Bettel

>>74870529
This is just the weekly VG orgy

>>74870618
*daily

>>74870440
Shinri deserves all the attention

>"YEAHHH! LET'S GOOO~!! YOU FUCKING DIED~!!!"
https://twitter.com/kayeahcotto/status/1785609305762496618

>>74870660
You really think Bettel join VG in anything daily?

Flay schedule https://x.com/machinaxflayon/status/1785682054438670480

Guys I just finished watching episode two of the mana podcast I hope there isnt a one year hiatus at some point.

>"I feel like I should say cool stuff"
>"Get puppeteered, bich!"
>"Actually, he's awful in bed"
https://twitter.com/forwardvbs/status/1785530106837950572

>>74871318
You really think Bettel gets a say in sexual activity?

>Excited to watch GB play eastward
>I have to do a fucking essay
is it too late to end it all

EARLY GB TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kZ3wBTlzxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kZ3wBTlzxo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kZ3wBTlzxo

WHO PIXELATED MY BORICUA

>>74871820
You can't do both?

>>74872184
I'm trying but I can't see anything

>>74863361
I miss that too.
Who has the gender swaps?

SNIFFFFFFFFF

>>74869923
>breaks to work on his main gig
Mori and other Holos HAVE TO DO THAT TOO you dipshit!
They cant talk about their other jobs on their holo channels, what is wrong with you!

>>74869923
NOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REMIND ME THAT THE COVID PANDEMIC IS STILL GOING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74872626
You might wanna see a doctor for that

>>74873067
>lied about all of his breaks to work on his main gig*

doxxsite is still down, I see

>resorts to same fagging because no one wants to bite
Roru

>>74871923
What is this tumblr shit?

>>74873067
>>74873113
>the discmite defense force arrived

>>74873180
>tumblr
That's tomorrow

>>74870465
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were playing the hit RPG: Schizophrenia. After all you started it with such a dog shit take.

>>74873197
If you spread lies, they will be corrected, deal

>>74873197
weren't discmites the ones that hated him for lying?

That's how Gibby would sound if he got a heart attack

>chōchin is paper lantern
Fuck, wish I was watching live at the time so I could gaslight him into thinking ochinchin was an alternate way to say it

>>74873277
Point out the lies nigger

>>74869923
I'm genuinely confused by people that got angry at Magni over the chinavirus. Were you afraid he was gonna spread to you via the internet?

>>74873510
Yeah I don't get it either, even less that people still bring it up

>40% of anons /here/ are spics
Aight what's your favorite spic dish and who would you feed it to

>>74873457
Nta but it's here

One lonely magmite suddenly woke up from a coma, it seems...

>>74873180
I haven't played it yet but I've heard really good things about it, it's published by the stardew valley dev so I can trust it to be decent and the pixel art style is really charming

Kill all magmites (except for polmite)

>>74873197
>Covid denial
>Discmite
Uh...?

>>74873510
He lied, he's a compulsive liar and quitter. He tells whatever lies he needs to achieve what he wants, he steps on everyone around him as long as it means he gets what he wants and is eager to throw out his "friends" whenever he feels like.
Dude is always surrounded by "friends" because he needs his sidekicks, it's why he attached himself to Bettel and pulled him around during his "traveling breaks"

>>74873690
Polmite is a nigger lover, you can't change my mind

Don't do it /mans/

>>74873633
>published by the stardew valley dev
Stardew Valley's dev is ConcernedApe, what you mean is Stardew Valley's former publisher: Chucklefish. Their partnership ended in 2022

The type of woman who would laugh in your face if you asked her out

Roru

>I'm gonna go up to random Japanese people and say "this is a yellow fruit"
Wdhmbt

>>74873567
I'm feeding chorrillana to Flay and forcing Hakka to eat prietas for being a fake spic

>>74873862
Why did Shinri edit Phantom out of this picture

>>74873829
And then I punch her and drag her body to a dark alleyway

>>74873862
He wants to get beaten up by the yakuza just like in his video games

>Bettel is 5 years old
Oh no

>>74873712
>>74873243

KEK

>>74873180
Please understand.
This is 4chan and on 4chan we hate asians and asian culture.
Everything needs to look ugly and western.

>>74873712
You got issues...
He lied about that so the managers wouldn't force him to stop streaming.
He needs friends cause he's lonely a lot.
Bettel, Altare, and Flay go to hang out with him on their own accord.
He DID care about being Magni and initially wanted to stay, but there was a problem with management and he had to leave.

Maybe one day when you grow up you'll be able to understand.

nigga once again I don't care about your fleshie

>>74873510
Cause it made everyone realize that he is prioritizing flesh shit and hanging out with the twitch crowd despite knowing full well that going to large in person gatherings post 2019 is one of the stupidest things you could ever do.

>>74873928
He knew Puniko would get jealous since his tiny brain can't understand april fools' jokes

>>74874084
Give me your skin then since you don't care about your flesh.

>>74873806
Oops I got them confused, thanks for the info

>>74873966
Still can't read and said the opposite of what I wrote, it's fine no one expects anything from a monkey like you

>>74874105
Anon... I hope you are as mad that Altare, Bettel and Flay went as well

>still samefagging

>>74874180
>>74873966

No one cares about your stale magloops dude.

>>74873891
>Search tells me prietas are mestizo people
>Hakka loves cannibalism
You're gonna punish Hakka with a good time?

>>74874059
I understand that he lied and quitted. Him having a "problem with management" is just another lie from him, a coping to justify just another instance of him giving up and quitting like he's done his whole life, he's said so multiple times as Magni, he's proud of being a quitter.

>>74873567
will get tres leches cake from my local spic market and share it with all the boys, flayon gets spoon fed by me tho

>>74874156
Fuck off Octavio you're not getting any of my organic matter

gb is genuinely so fucking adhd even flayon doesn’t get this bad

>>74874246
TToTT I need to beat his meat like that

>>74874226
Monkey is desperately hitting the keyboard, poor thing. Be careful not to break it, no one knows when the caretaker is gonna give you a new one

>>74874185
I remember they got shit too. Someone here was calling altare the leader of the covid guild.

>>74874312
GET OVER HERE AXELOTL I CAN MAKE YOU A PRETTY PRETTY TAYLOR SWIFT DOLL

>>74874266
They're actually blood sausages but Hakka would probably put them up his ass considering how slutty he is

>i wanna do another karaoke but learn more songs so it's not the same ones over and over again!
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1785568635605676536
PLEASE I need him to do the Tippy Toes song he was trying to cover before debut, or just anything that isn't a slow love song. I recently rewatched his birthday karaoke and he was being so cute and drunk

>>74873155
The "little princeling" line from the NPC boss fight stream gets me every time. Just something about the condescending tone implying that Jurard's made nothing for himself and can only rely on his title.

>>74874272
>problem with management
Do you really believe that the 7 week break was for nothing?!
He was ready for the Anni and having a good time again and then just decides to not stream for a month and a half and quit?
You moron!

>>74874446
Hakka confusing sausages with BBC like he whore he is...

>>74874105
It's a year already and, surprisingly, Magni is still alive. Maybe"going to large in person gatherings post 2019" wasn't actually one of the stupidest things you could ever do

>>74874453
That would be so raw to bust out in a fight. Jurard gets called a little princeling and the dino gets angry as shit, screeching that he'll prove the might of his crown and lineage while trying to blow his enemy's head off with his magnums. Even better if the enemy was trying to mind game him into fucking up. And even better if it was a fucking ruse meant to mind game the enemy. By focusing on Jurard so much, they left themselves open to getting sniped by Gobu/controlled by Octavio/Axed by Ruze

>>74874684
It's one of the stupidest things you can do and it gets even stupider when you lie about it

>>74874446
Do you think Hakka's sausage is also this brown? I've heard dicks are actually darker in color than the actual skin color of the person

>>74874449
i want even more white girl anthems

https://files.catbox.moe/d1rtyp.png

>>74874861
https://twitter.com/yorunohakucho/status/1785338485471363280

>>74874861
>d1rtyp

>>74874798
Hakka's tiny pp is also cursed so it looks like his hand

>>74874464
Yeah it was them not renewing the contract and Cover not letting them be part of the anniversary celebrations, they had already been given new models and were still gonna quit, so they didn't get to be part of such a special moment.
Quitters get the boot

>>74874993
That's how I remember it kek

Magni graduating was totally management's fault, he would never quit
https://files.catbox.moe/nry07k.webm

>>74874997
>Hakka's BIG MASSIVE NEO ARMSTRONG is also cursed so it looks like his hand
Fixed that for you can you imagine purple glowy bad dragon veins on his weiner

don't do it mans

>looping when there's a stream going on

>>74875002
>renewing the contract
No, this isn't what happened!
They would have renewed them in May (they started in May 2022 so that is when their contracts were created), and he has already confirmed that that wasn't what it was.

>>74875157
i will remain a "HAKKA IS A MAN WITH A HUGE PNEIS" truther

>>74875202
Brings me back to VG debut days

>>74875217
No nigga, them getting in and them being allowed to stream are two different things, different contracts.

We can see you posting on cool down lol

>>74875145
Sorry anon but he has already admitted it's tiny

>>74875331
So true sis

>>74875331
>Uwahhh where are the IPs!?!?

Naw, no (you)s for (you) samefag

>>74875298
IDK how many contracts they have, I just know that he has stated that he's seen the speculations and none of them are right so far, and that was the biggest speculation at the time.

>>74875355
That's a Jewish lie, Hakka has INCHES

>>74873712
>one has a record of never committing to anything and giving up the moment a roadblock he doesn’t like comes up
>one has a record of clamming up and quitting just as he’s gaining momentum

birds of a feather etc etc

>>74874695
That would go insane for when ARMIS gets serious. Using himself as bait in order to provide support goes so well with Jurard's brash, obnoxious persona at the surface and more caring side that shows over time. Enemy's only going to know the surface level persona and bite the bait without question.

Can't you take this to somewhere where people care? He isn't Magni anymore, the things you are talking about are what he said as notMagni.

>>74875355
stream and timestamp please

Bunny~~~

>>74875459
He lied about his height once and only conceded when the official page made an announcement, what makes you think he wouldn't lie about other measurements? He has a tiny little wiener and he can't deny it

>>74874858
Shinri singing California Gurls...

>>74875640
Tt's a bit, he use to answer call by saying "Tiny dick (or pepe) is here"

>>74875688
SHUT UP RUZE I KNOW YOU LIE ABOUT MINI ZEPHYR

>>74875652
Bnnuy

Adults that let kids get bullied ddeserve the rope

>>74875628
I keep going back to my proposed ARMIS boss fight where Jurard isn't the most dangerous out of the group (but is still dangerous enough due to the support he can lend them).

>Adult GB beating the shit out of middle school kids
kek

we are pro magni dezmond anti regis altare

we are pro idol shit anti lazy fucks

>>74876077
Yeah, Fuck Altare!
https://twitter.com/lamp_after_dark/status/1784784886621941771?t=goLiGgBkjtG1NMbHA51mGA&s=19

>pro garbage
Speak for yourself

>>74875652
Why are female bodies so lewd

>>74873712
I still remember him saying
>why isnt bettel just immediately obsessed with me? why doesnt he want to revovle his life around mine?

>>74876199
Because you have been conditioned to see them that way, next question

this is a really sweet gibby story

>>74876077
Yeah, Fuck Altare!
https://twitter.com/lamp_after_dark/status/1784784886621941771

>>74875908
running a finger across his shoulder and giving this bunny a boner

>>74876170
I remember reading that fanfic. Not a furry but that shit was peak

>>74875095
Hes talking about quitting lethal soul here and moving to the next covid grift.

>>74876077
:3c

>>74876077
I'm pro magni dezmond and pro regis video games altare

>>74876244
Not true, they are inherently very voluptuous and soft looking, it makes them very lewd

>backread
>see the polls

>>74876545
posting that poll in the middle of a spanish stream might not have been the best move kek

>>74876381
People stopped watch that channel when the content changed, thats just how YT works.

magmites
ruzaders
bubbys
Who would support who in the isreal hamas war?

>>74876707
They can both share space in the oven together

>>74874858
I want him to do Timber again

>>74875981
Comic relief Jurard: Cheerleader
Boss Fight Jurard: Summons more adds (the rest of ARMIS) over time, debuffs your accuracy rates via dino roars, buffs his allies with...something. (Was going to say enemy buff increases based on how low Jurard's HP bar gets, but that seems too OP.) Pathetically low chance of delivering major damage with his magnums if you're outside of melee range.

>>74876864
based

I want at least one of them to sing a GWAR song. Bettel knows about GWAR but he is a heathen. GWAR IS REAL MUSIC

>>74876545
>Legend of the Galactic Heroes
I wonder if one of the boys would be interested in doing a watchalong.

>>74877075
that's over 100 episodes

>>74877075
I already watched it 4 times not anymore maybe in 10 years.

Jesas Bubbies don't let your oshi get near gacha games

>>74877075
i couldn't get past 15 episodes, a cute guy could help but which one?

>>74877040
A hype buff where their charge attacks load faster? And a mechanic where he would aggro attacks from the rest of his party members also seems fitting and kind of what he does re his debut schizos

>>74877075
I will do it when I get in hololive

>>74876963
need these in my mouth inmediately

>>74877040
Basically FGO Jason...but with guns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PfrmFzLhq8

I love translators, this is even funnier than I thought
https://twitter.com/bubbleghosto/status/1785597107367231675

Damn

It's going to be one of those weeks huh

>>74878143
That's it, I'M FUCKING THAT MOM

>>74873567
I want shinri to try yerba mate, the real thing not that disgusting cold canned one i've seen around

what’s the gibby crying tally now

>>74877586
Was also thinking about an increase to crit if it was turn-based, but reduced cooldown sounds more interesting for something real time.
"All Eyes on Me!" Jurard taunts you with a boast on how great his leadership skills are. You forgot how annoying this fucker is and redirect your attention to shut him up.
>>74878024
This is perfection.

tier 3 roons are so well fed

>>74878532
Tuned in and hes just talking about dealing with basic stuff every man goes through.

>>74878024
kek that’s perfect even the NPs of the others fit armis

women?

>>74878661
You missed it then. He burst into tears at a kind comment and had to snap out of it via a funny video that’s gonna kill his vod

>>74878602
Oh and like at half health he can bust out his dinosaur mode which does give him buffed stats, new attacks, makes him more aggressive. But if the player had to choose, taking a hit from Jurard would probably be risking less than taking hits from anyone else. Ruze and Gibby can one or two shot you if you're not careful, and getting tagged by Octavio means you might get puppeteered into taking those aforementioned 1 or 2 shots

>>74878616
BIG LOVE, I'm glad he's still paying attention to menshi stuff despite getting fucked by japan

>>74878894
Before that he talked about a dream he had of his father and how it threw him off to hear his laughter after such a long time, which got him in a sappy mood
I can't fucking take it anymore stop making me cry you fucks

KNOCK IT OFF YOU SKINNY SON OF A BITCH

>>74879006
I imagine that his phase 1 would go down so quickly that he'd end up being in dino mode with a major buff for practically the entire fight. Maybe a DoT for dino mode to couple with the aggro grab?
Would be hilarious if you had people optomizing strats to chip him down to just above half and then maximize a last one shot if possible.
(Also forgot that Jurard likes to build into attack speed and crit, making both those buffs perfect for him to give out.)

>>74879363
Can't let Ruze get all the pity, GB is so slimy

>>74874059
>He lied about that so the managers wouldn't force him to stop streaming.

Wow, how awful he'd have to- wait let me check. Oh yeah! Take a ~1 week break from streaming after getting a viral infection that can attack your lungs specifically and also tank your endurance. Just like every other Cover talent who reported having COVID and came back like a week or 2 later.

He looks like a fucking dumbass now moreso in hindsight. If I haven't memoryholed this, Magmites complained that he was just bitching and moaning about how he didn't feel good on streams when we now know he had COVID, and when they said "hey you can take a break if you're sick" were ignored.

>reddit spacing
DON'T BITE
OR ELSE FACE HIS WRATH

>>74879805
Agreed and Hakka having his mom on stream right after to shove it in Ruze's face also makes him a shit person

>>74879866
He didn't get a bad case of covid, very apparent. He didn't want to take a break because it was right at Vesper's suspension. Dude why do you need to drag this along. No one like notMagni, no one cares but trying to seethe about things that he didn't do wrong is just batshit

>>74879866
Vesper had just got suspended too, he was trying to minimize dead hours and keep the fans from freaking out too much!

>>74879704
>People intentionally chipping him down and then one-shotting him for the lulz
Yes, YES this is the shit I live for! Also him boosting Ruze's attack speed and crit would be fucking nightmarish. Give the big meaty melee fucker less windup in his attacks AND let him potentially destroy even more, Jurard! Not like we already have to run from that fuck--wait, what's this string around the player's limbs

>>74879975
ST JEFFREY ITS BEEN A WHILE

>>74880004
>notMagni
I like him, I liked him years before Tempus was even a thing. Its just annoying when current/unfans mischaracterizes the things he did and achievements he made over his year with Tempus.

please I really don't care

No1curr, take ur meds and stop replying to urself

>>74880212
Gee, it's almost like this is a thread about TEMPUS and Armis

shut the fuck up already

kek really just dropping all pretenses and straight up talking about irrelevant fleshtubers now

man this bait is really stale

>>74880291
And he is a founding member of Tempus

Bird cute

sooooo does magni feel regret yet?

I think Flayon should get me pregnant and create the anti-christ together

Do nijiggers really

>>74880354
As Magni, no one gives a shit about notMagni.

the tranny keeps replying to itself...

>>74877738
>spoiler
I unironically have never met a female that watched the OG series

*farts* i just farted in your thread

>>74880440
We were talking about only Magni up till >>74880004

No one will know I, Banzoin Hakka, will take a massive shit in this water

>>74880497
ain't no way that ass is real

>>74880511
We already got a train shiiter, now we got a bath shitter? Get your shit together /mans/.

>>74880497
Farting is gay

>>74880645
Regis Altare would never say this.

>>74880511
taking a shit bath with hakka and hakkamama TOT

>>74880689
Regis Altare loves farts

>>74880155
I get a feeling that Octavio would be the type to rough up the surface of piano wires and go for bleed DoT, too.
I wish we had more to go off for Goldie. His full title is weapon specialist, CQC expert, and head sniper of ARMIS, which could lead to interesting possibilities for a move set, but we only ever hear about the sniper bit. He'd be a threat at any range, but could you lure him closer to stop his instakills?

>>74880795
ToT

>>74880795
>>74880843
I do not love farts
t.Regis Altare Leader of guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English

>>74880801
I'm thinking for Gobu, you'd have to 1)Take advantage of cover to block his shots or at least obscure his vision and 2) Figure out where he is in the battlefield so hopefully someone can jump him at a range where he can't use Lorraine. Like we get him from range once we find him or rush his ass if possible. Would rather deal with martial arts instead of the big ass sniper rifle

>>74881068
Dude have you watched a single stream

>>74880489
there’s quite a few of us out there but we don’t trust male fans for various reasons. I still haven’t touched the new reboot because ugly

>>74880627
We need a shower shitter

I love farts

>>74880801
Goldies skill set just reminds me of big boss/naked snake. Which is kinda underwhelming considering the world they are in.

>>74881224
Now this is the Altare I know
Stream you blue fuck

We should lock Altare, Hakka and Octavio in a room with a single toilet and see what happens

>>74881372
he heard you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIuklfk6LKI

>>74881525
THANK GOD, I NEED THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>74881198
>spoiler
Well if you are around my age, its understandable
>because ugly
Really? surprising, i do like old Yang better, he really had that slacker feel, new ones design just too serious.

>>74881525
I know, he loves me ehe