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KIARA LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L4NNkF2Knc
>Parents gave me a chad-like name>Im a 26 year old khv
wawa
>>74842006Anon...her catchphrase is appearing like a comet....you can also read Suisei as すい星
hey man
This is the thread
Lapsama my friend
thoughts?
My Ina!
>>74841972Holmes is her middle name
mercury star road is my oshi?!?!
Whoever wrote this VN shitposted their way out after a certain point
>>74842039Thanks for the advertisement. https://youtu.be/9Kjuzcwqou8?si=uWpk4pKN3HVzpoVB.. I want to play stellaris again.
if boy, Gokuif girl, Irissimple
>>74842160Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>74842206I thought her middle name was Hesus
Nerissa...
>>74842149can't judge a book by its cover!
>>74842160cuuuuuuuuuuute
>>74842149congrats anon you're exactly like the rest of the thread
>>74842128LOVE & LUST
>>74842172
>>74842241Chloe is so important she had to be mentioned twice.
>>74842039blue women cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>tsk... gyaru ka...KEK mr koro mad about her gf being in day offtried to troll the gyaru with beer and got fucked because the gyaru likes beer lmaokorone is making the gyaru happier by trying to piss her off...
>>74842206Casual fans won't know this but in the other timelines her names are:Olivia WatsonOphelia WatsonMay Tanteihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bywU1Z4RIEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bywU1Z4RIEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bywU1Z4RIE
>>74842241Based. Don’t question someone’s best girl tastes.
>>74842241Chloe AND Chloe did the Miuka route?
>>74842334>Opheliarainforest-coded name
>>74842241Chole's fat tits mentioned!
What did they mean by this.
>>74842280I'm not 26 or kissless or handholdless or Volgin though...
>>74842241at least she is not replying to a blatant anti..
>>74842320>gyaru that's so cheery it's impossible to piss her off and you'll make her happy no matter whatI love her...
>>74842311>>74842354Well, Chloe does have by far the best playthrough so far, so fair enough.
>>74842241damn, why does Nerissa get two chloes?
koro-san is weak to gals that are nice to older women...
Hello everyone!! Hope you are all having a great week and relaxing tonight! Do you need a boost to get through the week? Well look no further, because Nene is gonna have a lunch stream in 20 minutes! Yay!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/live/n8bylJqKjPA?si=Afg72sN9fAEQNzbJ
>>74842364sex
>>74842257George you can't leave the table until you clean your plate.
>>74842334Mei Tantei my beloved
>>74842412Ogyaru is in danger...
its owarikorone is falling for the slutty tricks
>>74842241I don't think that comment warranted that response but ogey.
>>74842206Homies did a little mass shooting or something, that's why you're a gator now.
>>74842425i don't need sad clowns to cheer me up. let me know when she's off antidepressants
>>74842364they tried switching
>>74842241based response but the comment wasnt autistic enough to warrant it, the comment was autistic, just not autistic enough
>>74842392If only cute, happy women were real.
>>74842241yikes
>>74842241Why is rissa being a ruffian
>>74842502>I want a happy girl>tell me when she quits taking the meds that make her less sad???
>>74842241why is her response so mean
i had a dream 2 nights ago that i figured out the way to get laplus samas restraints off and the only way it could be done without using creator tier technology was to forcibly drag her into the 4th dimension where the shackles would be locked into the 3rd dimension and she could pass her body through their locks without any issue or anythingsomehow i was able to move my eyes into the 4th dimension to see what would happen but i didnt end up bringing her there because it would have spelled the end of reality for everyone else and i still needed time to figure out what to do im still working on trying to master projecting into the 4th dimension and i need to figure out if ill be safe there if i end up doing it but if the world ends thats why and im sorry
>>74842334>>74842463Yeah I'm a Tantmayte
>>74842377you WON'T fit in
>>74842241jailbirds...your oshi?
>>74842475Don’t mess with someone’s waifu if you don’t wanna set them off.
>>74842241Nerissa please stop replying to comments like those...
>>74842562if all pitbulls disappeared tomorrow what sector of society would suffer?
>>74842575wouldn't say mean, but passive aggressive
>>74842631Gun owners would have less to shoot
>>74842241>IrysRissa...
>>74842530it's crazy how women are only good during the honeymoon periodALL chuubas are great at debutsomewhere along the way they always end up taking off their mask and becoming entitled bitches who hate their fans
>>74842215you are welcome and i hope you enjoy your game
>>74842597I fucked her yesterday.
>>74842621Is there more comments I don't see the messing with part?
>>74842597Eh, it'll be worth it.
>>74842631Trailer trash who need a "murder anything that gets near my house on sight" guard dog.
>>74842615I fit in your mom just fine heyooo
>>74842334What is May Tantei even a reference to?
>>74842713*debunks your argument*
I found Ayamefriend. I'm gonna fucking bring her back no matter what.
>>74842241thanks for spending time writing a message like that out and still not spelling my oshis name properly
>>74842241one guy'd by this lmao
>>74842713skill issue
>>74842713>ALL chuubas are great at debut
>>74842631inner city underground dogfightswhite women who weigh less than 100 lbsmelanin enriched gentlemen from impoverished neighborhoodsoh and puppy mills, don't forget those
>>74842241YES SHE'S ENTERING "OWN THE FANS" PHASELETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>74842425Nene activates my savior instincts at a level I wouldn't have expected possible
>>74842763The Moefication of Calliope Mori is a very interesting case story.
>>74842769Good. I have the day off work tomorrow and wanna read some cute posts among my other activities.
>>74842763mori was absolutely loved by /jp/ at debutthat lasted all of about 2 months but it was a honeymoon nonetheless
Don't talk to me I'm mourning Shion's deathhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiTPjzRiWQc
>>74842883uh no it was a week at best
>>74842713ogey
>>74842241Slay queen! It's fine to interact with fan as long as she does not go full dumbass.
>>74842895Zionyo...
>>74842769Please hurry...
>>74842895>Gura preschool voice pack…
>>74842562>fans of any EN going into /baubau//hirys//infinity/
>>74842895I miss that brat...
>>74842748I think it somehow translate to detective or something like that idk
>>74842895gura moona and kanata babies with lamy mother? are they going to do some drunk mother neglect play?
>>74842895>bloopWhy does cover still push that stupid mascot? Gura barely use toggle on that feature.
>>74842895imagine having Lamy as your momyou're fucked from birth with fetal alcohol syndrome
>>74842895Now I'm imagining Gura sucking on some Lamy tiddies...
>>74843028stupid newfag
>>74842748Tantei means detective.
>>74842748名探偵
ame should do a smackdown vs raw themed karaoke
the nene will be delivering imminently
>>74843077But you do also get a headstart on becoming Lamy.
>>74843117Why does Nene have such big breasts?
>>74842748detective conan's jp title is Meitantei Konan
Which Hololive girl would marry a fan after graduating?
>>74842631The novelty dog inbreeding community.
>>74842895
>>74843213shiori
>>74843194To seduce husbands.
>>74842895>Bae a teacher instead of a childSomeone did their reps huh, or maybe they just got to choose their own roles
>>74843218SMASHEDANDSLAMMED
>>74843213all of them. hololive would reach worldwide domination. every last human on earth would be a fan.
>>74842895>The children: Mococo Abyssgard>The teachers: Fuwawa Abyssgard
>>74842128Cute sexy chickenbuttwife>>74842160cuuuuute>>74842198Being Sisyphus is suffering foughts
>>74842895Gura is still in japan? Cover is over working her.
>>74842895<The teachers> [Fuwawa Abyssgard] sex
>>74843213MatsuriAkiroseShioriIofiReine (females only)KoyoriWatame
>>74843213kiara without realizing
>>74843222Enjoy the merch chumbie, there's probably only one or two more merch releases before the next stream (june 20)
>>74842895>children: Mori>adults: Ririkawhats?
fortnite when? I think the first one was when ina invented saying surely on repeat so you know it was a good stream
>>74842895guys click the description:▶Talents (* Some talents have recorded these voice packs in multiple languages. Please refer to the product description before your purchase.) <The children> [Tokino Sora] https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp69...... [Robocosan] https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDqI...... [Aki Rosenthal] https://www.youtube.com/@AkiRosenthal [Yuzuki Choco] https://www.youtube.com/@YuzukiChoco [AZKi] https://www.youtube.com/@AZKi [Sakura Miko] https://www.youtube.com/@SakuraMiko [Nekomata Okayu] https://www.youtube.com/@NekomataOkayu [Amane Kanata] https://www.youtube.com/@AmaneKanata [Momosuzu Nene] https://www.youtube.com/@MomosuzuNene [Omaru Polka] https://www.youtube.com/@OmaruPolka [La+ Darknesss] https://www.youtube.com/@LaplusDarknesss [Hakui Koyori] https://www.youtube.com/@HakuiKoyori [Ayunda Risu] https://www.youtube.com/@AyundaRisu [Moona Hoshinova] https://www.youtube.com/@MoonaHoshinova [Kureiji Ollie] https://www.youtube.com/@KureijiOllie [Vestia Zeta] https://www.youtube.com/@VestiaZeta [Kaela Kovalskia] https://www.youtube.com/@KaelaKovalskia [Mori Calliope] https://www.youtube.com/@MoriCalliope [Gawr Gura] https://www.youtube.com/@GawrGura [Ouro Kronii] https://www.youtube.com/@OuroKronii [Koseki Bijou] https://www.youtube.com/@KosekiBijou [Nerissa Ravencroft] https://www.youtube.com/@NerissaRaven...... [Mococo Abyssgard] https://www.youtube.com/@FUWAMOCOch [Todoroki Hajime] https://www.youtube.com/@TodorokiHajime <The teachers> [Houshou Marine] https://www.youtube.com/@HoushouMarine [Yukihana Lamy] https://www.youtube.com/@YukihanaLamy [Airani Iofifteen] https://www.youtube.com/@AiraniIofifteen [Hakos Baelz] https://youtube.com/@HakosBaelz [Fuwawa Abyssgard] https://www.youtube.com/@FUWAMOCOch [Hiodoshi Ao] https://www.youtube.com/@HiodoshiAo [Ichijou Ririka] https://www.youtube.com/@IchijouRirika
>>74842895Uh oh Lamy just gives that mean Asian mom vibe.
>>74843358kek
>>74842241she should have told that stupid faggot to kill himself too.
>>74843353Ririka got to be the dumbest teacher
>>74842895Nice, teacher Bae
>>74843213Kiara
>>74843358heh
>>74842895>The children>Akirose and Choco>The teachers>Ririka and Bae
>>74842149cheer up, Adonis, at least you have us
>>74843410Ironic that the interaction that makes the most sense is the one that got the most shit
>>74843457gyaru teacher is an untapped niche
>>74842241Whats the best response to a comment in EN historymy votes>the one that started leangate>thanks for the feedback lol>wait actual monkeys
>>74843319Nah you can record this shit from instead your bed room
>>74843213Probably most of them, honestly, their fanbases are large enough that there'd almost certainly be a couple guys who meet whatever standards they haveWith that said I will be marrying Nene
>>74843360Fuwawa should step on me and Mococo should laugh at me
>Oh- Tourist!
>>74843360>mococo student>fuwawa teacherare the twins beefing now? why are they trying to differentiate themselves so much nowadays?
>>74843521monkeys easily
meine nacktfotos im profil
>>74843353Your boy is a little girl now, sorry debbies.
>>74843579Mogogo got her throat fucked.
>>74843360>literally not a single one of my four favorites made a voice pack this time aroundAZKi is the closest but I don't into Japanese so I guess I'll pass.
>>74843521Monkeys, no question
>>74843213kiara, she's prolly already looking for one
>>74843612Yeah, by me.
>>74843621i mourn for loli ame too teamate
>>74843521
>>74843356Fauna mentioned wanting to buy the Witcher bundle in Fortnite or something.
>>74843213All of them should do that. They can stalk their fans and eventually pick a suitable candidate easily.
>>74842404>best playthroughSell me on her playthrough. Why is it the best?
Bros
>>74842895>IRyS didn't take the chance to larp as a loli again
>>74843360>child Kaela
>>74843579??they are twins but they have some diferencesFuwawa likes titty girl and Mococo likes petanFuwawa likes oneesan and Mococo likes imoutoFuwaw has bit tail and Mococo mall
>>74843680i just want fauna to like gwent so i can shit on teamates
How is Kaela so powerful and needs so little sleep.
>>74843360>Marine teacherThe kids are in danger.
>>74843625
>>74843602A dubious little creature.
>>74843621I miss bullying non-reps-doers out of /hlgg/
>>74843213Kiara would marry the lodge president of the Kiara Butt Appreciator's Society and Rotary Club, on accident.
>>74842895>More KrunnyToTAlso super weird IRyS isn't in this VP since she really wants to make IRySo5 more than just that one april fools joke, huge missed opportunity on her part
>>74842728That’s more than enough. Waifus are a touchy topic.
Ela's breaking down on stream...
>>74843758She is powered by my kisses
>>74843758kaela having sex for 5 hours then sleeping for 15 hours. can your dick keep up?
>>74843758she's trading sleep now for future dementia
>>74842334i want a girl named ophelia to ruin my life i could see shiori being named that
TTOTT
>>74842895>the children>Moriholy shit that's disgusting, I don't even want to imagine it
>>74843707Cu...wait what the fuck
>>74843356>captain shotsDo they know she fuck young boy?
>>74843704You get brief glimpses of the vast ocean of fucked up boiling under the surface but she reigns it in just in time. And she's entertaining and her hololive voice is cute and she's funny and she's kinda hot.
>>74843358My wife is an excellent licensed driver
>>74842895Marine was supposed to be HoloBaby
>>74842895the return of ckia
Why would they let this feral dog into a hostess club?
>>74842241>>74843410
>>74843758It's a rare condition where you only need four hours of sleep a night. The Clintons and Bill Gates have it too.
>>74843521monkeys by a mile, but does salami earrings count?
Mr Koro does NOT trust these hoes
>>74842895>Kronii and Moei childrenUOHHHHHHHHHH TOT
>>74843597sex
>>74843930what a title
KRONII CLUTCHED IT OUT
>>74843521leangatethat time was probably the most fun people had in /hlgg/, I'd say even /vt/ as a whole
Seeing it written and read out loud, Indonesian is the weirdest shit and doesn't feel like any other Asian language
>>74843930
>>74844058
>>74843356We'll get a Fortnite arc when they announce the Mori Calliope skin with a scythe pickaxe, a chuuni cape glider, and an Ope backbling
>>74844058>Rudolph the red pilled reindeerI still have no fucking clue what she meant by this
>Sudden JP Kronii karaoke when I'm watching KroniiFuck
>>74844057Salami earrings was its own tweet and wasn't a reply, but it's still funny
>>74843579fuwawa feels nerdier to me
>>74843933raging faggot alert
>>74844156ive never heard it before so I unironically believe she came up with it herself
Bae cute!
>>74844163You're good, anon. That's device not JP
>>74842241Nerissa is too normie for this job, she's even a holo fan, but she still makes these unforced errors. Just ignore, Rissa.
>>74843743Did she get backlash for this?
>>74844058I don't understand the unifying theme of this collage
>>74844269Only this place latches on to that like it's special
>>74844236ogey
>>74844236how is this an error dumbass. she put that nigger in his place because Rin is clearly the best girl
>>74843707Why are indonesians like this?
>>74843912there is a vtuber name opheliahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRDHHL5hfQYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6Nwz3HQKPYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwEbUyvUZEIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhKtEtRBFfwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1WPsiom0bchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRqsOs6IZ9khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJikVRL4frAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE8uV79pbHAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERkq6blKdDUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwUilLfmHN8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAVEDPPT7mUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7d5-YHFmgchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkUgp7Spu4whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxwEgLNvYS4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tk6zuKcZ4d0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3cDDuXtmdMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PN89zb5FMZ0
tkmiz is now a vtuber.. kinda, so now that Ame's oshi debuted, when will they collab?
>>74844269>kiara>not getting away with it
>>74843930>wamyFriend is seething.
>>74844355me on the left
>>74844225Don't make me kabedon you
>>74844293the theme is "images I found while browsing my mori folder looking for the rudolph image"
>>74842787>"Uhhhh your forgot to make the "I" lowercase, and capitalize the "R" so you spelled it wrong!!!!"When did Irysotracts pick up this brand of autism? lmao
Reminder that Moona can change her age according to lunar calendar.
>>74844342She was cute, shame she graduated.
>>74844402Most 'Crats are somewhat mentally unwell, see: /HiRyS/ and the Lapposter
>>74844342she does wet pussy masturbation asmrs now btw
>>74844342*was
>>74844443White tights are so fucking sexy.
Remember the first offcollab arc? I do. Fun times. But not for these threads. They were the worst times for these threads.
>>74844321Don't respond to randos on Twitter or YouTube comment sections, that should be the first thing you learn in Hololive bootcamp, before you debut.
>>74844482You can't say that and not post a link
>>74843933>holy shit that's disgustingGeez anonchama, you're such a FUCKING faggot...
>>74844342she sounds haggy
>people post more about missing Ayamefriend and the Kazamatai than about missing AmeliaLmoa her entire fucking fanbase here is dead and it's hilarious to see.
>>74844402>Irysotracts>>74844461>'cratsis it really that hard for retards to spell and capitalize words correctly???
>>74844493
Thinkin Ina thoughts...
>>74844412>>74844489Oh shit, really?What the fuck happened?
My wife is going to singhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_GDirMb-Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_GDirMb-Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pW_GDirMb-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INNkO4WnBT8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INNkO4WnBT8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INNkO4WnBT8
>>74842895cant they just do like 14 year old girl who is desperate for your approval voice pack instead of this pedoshit?
she's so real for this
>>74844590
>>74844571and that's a good thing, Ame wanted them to improve themselves, and they did
>>74844581>didn't capitalize isThe ironing.
>>74844412Seriously? I was wondering why I hadn’t seen her in Kiara’s chat in a while.
>>74844581What's wrong with 'crats?
>>74844511https://twitter.com/umilewd/
>>74844610>What the fuck happened?She graduated.
>>74844610She swallowed my dick on stream
>>74844667
>>74844635heres the leak
>>74844610>>74844688most of her corp's girls just up and quit over a period of a few months and she was in the second wave of girls to go, not even their general seems to really know why and she was the only one I even somewhat followed so I wouldn't know how it all imploded.
>>74844581It's WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too much effort for something that doesn't really matter
>>74843410Based Moom.
>>74844689only shitposters use "crats" since they don't want to waste an extra half second typing it correctly (IRyStocrats)
>>74844654if you hear a child's voice and your first thought is to fuck them, the problem is you.just wait until you're old enough to have your your fatherly instincts kick in. you can't fight your biology. men provide and protect
>>74844667God I want to fuck a heimin
>>74844672True. I'm glad they've moved on from her.
towa is my wife
>>74844745Ao is not a cat. Raden is though
>>74844660Only rakugo I know is from the Showa Genroku Rakugo Shinjuu anime from 2016. Still one of the best shows I've ever seen.
>>74844715Nahone....
>>74844156If I remember it was something about Rudolph finding out everyone is just using him for his nose once it became useful thus being "red pilled"
>>74843335I WILL move to JapanI WILL seduce the coyoteI WILL become JapaneseI WILL fulfill Abe's dream
Bling bang bang born
>>74844791take a moment to reconsider what you've just posted and why
>>74844836tummy?
>>74844811There's nothing wrong with calling them 'crats, kenzies, sappos, debbies, rufferans, pebblephiles, et cetera
why does fuwawa wants to rape mococo every day
>>74844735
>>74844571>>74844672>>74844826Why are you replying to yourself?
>>74844791https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fnh2cq7o6qal91.jpg
>>74844881Do you even have the stamina to satisfy Koyori's needs?
Fuwawa and Mococo are the Kendrick and Lamar of holoENWho's the Drake of EN?
>>74844881>>I WILL move to JapanYou have to either fulfill a bunch of credentials like being educated, having 3+ years of professional experience, making over 10M yen a year, and passing N4, or join a JP company.
>>74844899rufferan is a pero-ism not a shortening
>>74844918Literally not but ogey
>>74844824
>>74844899i'm so glad people dont make up stupid names for me
>>74844836cute but intelligent style
>>74844970stfu nerd!
>>74844956Sana
>>74844982how'd he get such squishy thighs?
I honestly don't know where Mori is now. She was back in Texas a while ago, and then she was back in Japan I think, and now she's in Australia?
>>74844973Pero is a perrorist?
>>74844970I moved to Japan pretty easily by just joining the JET program. All I needed was a degree.
>>74844974what ever you say nijinig
>>74844461
>>74843034She made him into merch recently
>>74844992Roboser...
>>74844899>cratsunapproved, used by shitposters. DOA>kenziesunapproved but no one really cares anymore and its really only used in the femboy context>sapposits funny sometimes but dont overdo it>debbiesfun >rufferansthis is what pero calls ruffians>pebblephilessee sappos
>>74844918actually I replied to him because I wanted to post "improve yourself" since I haven't done it in a while
>>74844956don't you mean kevin lamar? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbcMZJP_H1ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbcMZJP_H1ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbcMZJP_H1oalso>demon guard dogs here to protect your smileKEK
>>74845049Did you enjoy making like 2M yen a year?
>>74845041She and Bae were in Australia yesterday, they even did a space. Dunno if they've left yet.
>>74844970All of this is false btw, all you need to do is proof you can sustain yourself without public assistance
>>74845106>KEKgo back
>>74845041She was at her house she bought in the US for final check ups for her surgery then went straight to Australia and is now on her way back to Japan, but will be back in the US again soon after for her surgery
>>74845085thats not a nickname, its officialnice try though
>>74844992Robosir...
>>74845143That's exactly what he said.
>>74844970>I'm educated, have a decade of professional engineering experience, make $150k, and passed N3wtf it's that easy?
>>74845085thats their word you cant say that
>>74843347It's funny how get cycle always leads up to the typical big events then disappearing again
>>74844970I fulfill all of those except the 10m yen, and I can get that done too if I look for a job paying in dollars.
>>74844970WTF I SATISFY ALL THOSE REQUIREMENTS, EVEN N4it's too fucking easy, i'm going
>>74845088who died and made you "king of fun"?
>>74845049Did/do you get harassed a lot for being a filthy fucking gaijin?
>>74842787None of the names in that post are spelled improperly.
>>74845123From what Mori said about it you basically have to have a side gig if you don't want to live in closet and eat bean sprouts everyday.
>>74845207Retard
>>74842895who is it for?
>>74845214>>74845279If you're under 35, you could probably jump through the hoops and get residency visa in like a year. I dunno how exactly you kick it off, but you can validate that shit here: https://japanprcalculator.com/
>>74844610her corpo had a mass graduation and was left with 1 girl until like a couple weeks ago
>>74845227>It's funny how get cycle
>>74845182>thats not a nickname, its officialThis whole time I've been calling you guys "RoboSAs".....
>>7484524660k remote job is ez if you work in tech. burger hours is a bit rough in jp time though.
>>74845319Sakamata Chloe
>>74845106"kevin lamar" is my favorite fwmc meme of all-timeit's just so funny it makes me laugh every time I see it or even think about it
>>74845214>decade of professional engineering>you can only work after being 18+>this means that 18 years + a decade (10 years)>you are around 28 years oldholy shit I share this thread with old people
Distant Ela my beloved
>>74845311based lack of proofs poster
>>74845347thats also official>>74845186and so is thisyou guys have nothing on me
>>74845384kevin lamar has been real quiet ever since that karaoke
>>74845356If it's so easy why can't I get one
>>74845386Ojisan hobby, ojisan thread.
>>74845326omwi WILL save nene from depression
>>74845071All I'm pointing out is how funny it is that we care more about people like Ayamefriend than Ame.
>>74845356NTA but that's my only problem, I make like 11M Yen and fulfill everything but the JPLT requirements, but I don't think I could work my current job in JP time.
>>74845326HOLY SHIT THE STUPID PATENTS THAT MY JOB MADE ME FILE (WHICH TOTALLY HAD PRIOR ART BUT THEY DIDN'T GIVE A FUCK) GETS ME AN EXTRA 15 POINTSFUCK YEAAAAAAAAAA
>>74844461Hirys is not a real thread for real fans, just like wawa
>>74845386Leave before you end up like us
>>74845386stop LARPing as a zoomer, its cringe. everyone here is 30+
>>74845500It's funny how you're a retard. Oh wait it's just sad
>>74845500>we
>>74845386>28>oldlollmaoGet the fuck off my lawn you little faggot.
>>74845123The wage is more than livable for here, so yeah its not bad.
>>74845553most vtuber fans are on their early 20s
>>74845474bro sorry I forgot it's N2 or N1 that gives you bonus points, but if you've got a MA or somehow actually filed a patent like >>74845525 then it's at least feasible for you
>>74845088Sappos, clocks, crats and brats are fucking gay
>>74845356Yeah right now I'm focusing on my mental/physical health, but next year I'll start looking. Wonder how hard it'd be to find a remote EU based company, should be easier to deal with compared to burger hours.
>>74845292Not yet
>>74845553Fuck off, dusty ass. You can post on 4chan if born before today's date in 2006.
>>74845436stop watching vtubers and grind leetcodeonce you solve around 300 mediums you can waltz into your choice of FAANG
Why is Nene speaking in Spanish again
>>74845620>most vtuber fans are on their early 20sMost polls I've seen suggest otherwise.
>>74845525defensive patents are a scourge on society
>>74844505Sorry you didn’t get into Hololive. Go back to responding to your 2 viewer audience
Kronii is a great driver.
>>74845683Is it really that easy. Most faang are doing return to office end I find being charismatic during the interview is what gets people in but I suck at that and the job market isn't that great right now
>>74845560Sorry bro but that's just a fact. Look at this thread for proof.>>74845571We as in most of the anons here. Yeah.
Nene's perfect Korean pronunciation
>>74845386Zoomie....we're all like 31+...
>Your Oshi>Lebron is....
>>74845695Por que es bien chingon
>>74843521>Southeast Asia go to bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RknlvfMDlAUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RknlvfMDlAUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RknlvfMDlAUMarine has an announcement to make later
>>74845814What the fuck was her thought process here
>>74845227>we get cycleWHAT YOU SAY
>>74845553I'm 25, you old ass bitch
>these posts2025 is the year we all move to Japan and get Japanese girlfriends.
>>74845849Song I assume
https://youtu.be/r5ApWm1LZq4?t=49
>>74845622It's alright I make enough money and have enough experience I'm over the 80 point threshold anyway
>>74845622I could probably get N2 in reading but my listening is not as good, time to binge more holoJP
>>74845914Why would you want Japanese breeding with mutts
>>74845856>thought
>>74845789yes it really is that easy. btw charisma doesn't do shit (unless you're an obvious asshole). in the interview debrief we just tally up how many questions you got right. t.ex amazon, ex googler, interviewed 300+ candidates in my career
ojisans...
>>74845308That's not true at all. My place is pretty small but that's all places in Japan.
>>74842575>>74842241So I'm not crazy then. Nerissa is often weirdly passive aggressive at chat making the most innocent comments. They'll offer her advice on some random zatsu subject and she'll be like "don't tell me what to do". It's oddly combative
>>74846004damn brat
>>74845849thank us for our child later guys
>>74846015But you probably eat meats and superior noodle
>>74845615I'd move to Japan with a JP company but I couldn't pay my mortgage unless I stored all my shit and rented out my house. I wouldn't want to go back to making like $45k, especially because the average wage in Japan is like $30k or something right now.If I got paid what I'm making right now in Japan with none of my current expenses (house, car, utilities), I could live like a fucking king based on the USD -> YEN rate right now and get sushi every day.
>>74844505says who?
>>74845930WHY WON'T HE POST THE DREAMHACK TRIP ALREADY. IS HE A BAE ANTI?
>>74845962Well it's either that or their race completely dies out so
>>74845680>4chan is older than the minimum age requirementI didn't even realize. Jesus christ where did the time go.
>>74845914You are my japanese gf now.
>>74846041She's looking at an erect penis and talking about it
>>74845962We're all tall, white, and handsome in this thread, sorry you don't fit in with us
>>74845979Yeah but amazon and google don't offer remote work anymore since big CEOs want offices filled
>>74846109Their race dies out with either option.
>>74846076Nah eating out is really cheap here so I mostly do that.
>>74846155sounds like mutt
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1785515718030528829https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1785515718030528829https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1785515718030528829
I just finally listened to Say My Name, I'm glad HoloEN finally added another original that isn't just "JP vocaloid sounding song but in English"
>>74845386let's be real28 is probably around the current average age of hololive's members, especially if you count just JPseven for ENs though, many of them were already out of college by the time they joined (if you start a 4-year college program right out of high school then you typically finish at 22 years old) and their debuts were like 2-4 years ago
https://youtu.be/1reZl7PXSS8https://youtu.be/1reZl7PXSS8https://youtu.be/1reZl7PXSS8reposting this for the NA crowd, Suisei's new song just got released earlier today
>>74846263is pretty good
I fell asleep watching streams againI'm not elderly I swear goddammit
>>74846257
do you ever get a hit of sadness when you realise you just spent the last couple of hours watching a fat japanese hag pretend to be an anime girl because it helps with your loneliness?m- m- me neither...
when are Fuwawa and Mococo dropping a disstrack?
>>74846157They've been trying to do that here too, they better give me a big fucking raise if they want me to move and pay rent again
Ao is actually a pretty cute singer Why didn't any of you squid niggas tell me this?
>>74845962Japanese women by default look kinda gross. Ugly crooked buck teeth, smelly breath, and unkept vagina forests.
>>74846250sorry but I can trace my ancestors back 400 years when they tamed the lands of America and I'm 6'2 with blue eyes
>>74846081You just made me connect the dots that my mortgage is half what I could be renting out my place for and that difference would easily cover a place in Japan, I would be significantly more wealthy by not living here
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
>>74846290>not availableit's over
>>74846368this mutt sure has a loud bark
Nene and some blue fuck.
>>74846376Suigremlins are not allowed here
>>74846410>this mutt sure has a loud bark
>>74846263>I'm glad HoloEN finally added another original that isn't just "JP vocaloid sounding song but in English"do you think that's rare or something? Mori and Kiara alone have plenty of songs that don't sound anything like that
>>74845914But I want a quirky white gf now.
>>74846303I've fallen asleep to Okayu kissing me for the past week
>>74846338who are they dissing?
>>74846181Meh half-white half-japanese is a better and more attractive gene pool anyway
>>74846469birds of a feather flock together as they say
>>74846290>not on official channelshit song then. all midnight orchestra songs were trash too
>>74845620lol
>>74846491Based. White women have always been the superior choice (as long as you avoid lib non-trad white women)
>>74846181>>74846537This way their nipples stay pink.
>>74846338https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw1Mx8nXub4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw1Mx8nXub4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw1Mx8nXub4
>>74846524Kendrick Lamar, I guess, honestly just a diss track at anyone could be cool
>>74846524Peroccino
>>74846653Asian nipples are all brown
>>74846537Not really, you're losing more than you're gaining.
>>74846290Th-thanks bro...........
>>74845849She is going to prepare the rape dungeon for when Nerissa arrives in Japan.
>>74846263STREAM MESShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWUMKgwRighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWUMKgwRighttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWUMKgwRig
>>74846721What if they gain blonde hair, blue eyes, and super strength?
Ao just gave me a heart attack
>>74846491lets be honest, most of us wouldn't touch a girl like Fauna with our 10 feet pollsnobody wants a girl that's vegan, smarter than the guy, obsessed with cats and wanting to look/act younger, etc
>>74845620Say it ain't so, please tell me you all are in your late 30s...
>>74846740I own Bae's album and haven't even listened to it.
>>74846732it releases at midnight for you guys
>>74846757They won't, you'll just make a bunch of hapas that look mostly Japanese and retain most of their features.
>>74846719A lot of nips have pink nips. A lot of the ones that don't get theirs bleached.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8bylJqKjPAwatch neenchi
>>74846844only if you have weak genes
>>74846811im early 30s
>>74846719that is in no way a universal rule
>>74846795>veganThat's the only deal breaker.>smarter than the guykek
>>74846537omfg you just made me remember my childhood pornstar crushes, Maria Ozawa and Tina Yuzukii just looked them up and they are 38 and 37 years old respectivelyFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>74846795>nobody wants a girl that's vegan, smarter than the guy, obsessed with cats and wanting to look/act younger, etcThis but unironically
>>74844672Thank you for the advice Ame!
been thinking about sex with older japanese women that may or may not be vtubers
>>74846587Quirky Goth girls are the opposite of that though
>>74846901The blue eye gene is recessive anon..
>>74846795True. Fauna is a textbook pump and dump.
>>74846825i don't like any other song on her album. i just really really really really really really really really really like her performance at dreamhackTWO THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW#1 HER NAME IS HAKOS BAELZ#2 SHE'S A MESS
*fishes*
Is Ao cool or cute?
>>74847035Just have twins so one gets all the flawed dominant genes
>>74847067stop that, you don't have fishing permissions
Kaela is being kind of weird
>>74847066what is this typing style called
Kronii should join ReGloss and Ao should join EN win-win deal
>>74847133Female.
>>74847045Dumb dog, now there's oils all over the cloth.
>>74847110*casts testicular torsion on (You)*
>>74843724I'm beginning to believe she actually hates lolis
>>74846795Fauna has so many attractive attributes that she's worth it. And the only one of those I don't like is the vegan thing.
>>74845630What about the hooligans?
>>74847035So it's impossible for a mixed person to ever have blue eyes?
>>74847098I know what I must do. YES THEY ARE JAPANESE, I won't hear otherwise.
>>74846287And the one EN who’s still in college is the one who dropped out once, went back, and changed her major multiple times.
test
>>74847035Eye color is way more complicated than that
>>74847223>hyperovulation
>>74846537hafus are all fucking crazy
>>74847232what happened to the marine biology graduate degree rrat?
>>74846942Scout love!
>>74847035Eye and hair color genetics are really complicated. Your highschool Mendel boxes aren't gonna cut it in the real world.
>>74847132Just kind of?
>>74847035>>74847321Why not just go Tomaru Sawagoe and have half-Japanese daughters, then impregnate the hafu girls until you have kids with blue eyes?
>>74847299crazy (good) or crazy (bad)?
>>74846795>nobody wants a girl that's veganCorrect>smarter than the guyIf Fauna is smarter than you, then I expect you to be a highschool dropout
>>74847304NTA but moom killed it when she said she's CHANGED her major 3 times. No way she's a grad student if she's done that.
>>74847310God I miss her and her ridiculous bush
Ina's having her period right now.
>>74847072Marine seems to be in love with her, so I guess? Sora seems to like her too.
>>74847215No but both parents have to carry the gene, and even then there's no guarantee.>>74847265Yah thanks for chiming in anon.
>>74847395Remember that Fauna doesn't know how to use US currency...
>>74847379Now we're talking
can ame like, stream?
>>74847321wtf asians can't have blue eyes?
Kronii's streaming, you guys...
Sorry anons, your hafu son you created with your beautiful JP wife will NOT have your big American penis or your colorful eyes.
>>74847474Niggas can have blue eyes
>>74847484Just have more until one gets it right?
>>74847186Your spells have no power over my genitals, foul heathen!
>>74847433That's outdated information, pretty much any combo of parent and child eye colors are possible (albeit with varying likeliness)
>>74847484My hafu son won't have my big blue eyes? No...
Why are the MIDI tracks Ao uses for karaoke so shitty/crunchy sounding?That shit is kinda crushing the audio lol
>>74847422What the fuck is a boyish period
>>74847481T
>>74847484That's fine, I'll take on the duty of impregnating the next generation of women too.
>>74844345just knowing tkmiz is alive is enough
>>74847384Elliot Rodgers
>>74847422what the fuck does any of this mean?
>>74845814delete this one
https://youtu.be/Za9BWNQaJYI?si=FK8a7YRFaOLGAs3m
>>74847402>incoming freshmen asking the super super senior why she's still in college, was it because of covid?>mooms: no i'm just a retarded owl who would rather stream than hand in homework on time
>>74844345what the fuck when did this happen
>>74847501
I hate when you fags start talking about shit none of you understand and reminds me how uneducated all of you are
Ao is a fucking dork, I thought she was supossed to be kakkoi
>>74847484Will he have my beautiful brown eyes or my brown nipples?
>>74847544>>74847577clearly they menstruate standing up
>>74847618He most certainly will.
>>74844345who?
>>74842895>No Ame or IRyS
>>74847615*smooch*
>>74847615Yeah, clean those beakers, Bio-wagie. Us computer nerds are working less and don't have to clean out goo with acetone.
>>74847501Most murican niggers, and many in Africa, carry white genes thanks to being COLONIZED so it isn't impossible. Like that mutt from CSI Las Vegas.
Moooooooooom, the peramvirgins are practicing eugenics with their hypothetical children from japanese women they'll never sex with again! Can you pick me up? I'm scared....
>>74847541girlfailures need to be on brand
>>74847541There's some weird effect that sounds in all the songs
The idea of holos having brown eyes is pretty disgusting and kind of turn off. Which is why I don't watch the asian ENs.
You can make your own pikamee daughter wife
>>74847598At least one major change was so she could swap to something lighter so she could stream at the same time. Another one was because she couldn't cut it in terms of math skills.
>>74847712why would mooms be able to save you?
>>74847615You think I'm gonna remember shit I haven't used for 10 years?
>>74847760My wha?
>>74847712I'm going to move to Japan and spread my genes just to spite you, anonymous poster
>>74847615>wow, I can't believe these idiots are less educated in -field- than I>be betterOkay faggot.
>>74847712I will not save you.
>>74847741Sora...
>>74847741
>>74847618No he'll have my nipples
>>74847422Accurate Only females get it
>>74847615I know more about VTubers than (You)
>>74847776If you were smart, you would
>>74847766ah, good ole calc 1 weeder courses to filter wannabe engineers
>>74847741I hate to break it to you anon but a huge chunk of whites also have brown eyes
>ButterflyThe JP Kronii allegations...
>>74847712Wouldn't your mother be posting in blacked threads on /gif/? Shouldn't you be asking her to pick you up there?
>>74847862If you have brown eyes you are not actually white, just pale.
>>74846454Should have pulled the trigger.
>>74847876I vaguely recall Kronii saying that she had a japanese grandparent
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>74843213With the mafumafu debacle as precedent I think they would be more reluctant to pursue bitches like him but heh who knows.
>>74847615you want to talk about the intricacies of video and audio codecs instead? I can also talk to you about new garbage collection implementations
>>74847931so her grandma was a comfort womenayame would be proud
>>74847938me on lower left
>>74847862We call those the proles
>>74847931yeah, me
>>74847969did you get hit by that xz hack?
>>74847615Feel free to correct what you think is wrong, all knowing anon.
>>74847602>>74847562last night https://twitter.com/lililjiliijili/status/1782324454900810201?t=In8GsIvdnjrhT5DdopgAYA&s=19
>>74847900I'm quite literally black so this joke doesn't really work that well
NENE TOOTHBRUSH TIME
>>74847969I wouldn't mind a lesson on the latter
>>74848061Why are you black?
>>74847969>new garbage collection implementationsyou guys drive vans now instead of trucks?
>>74847615"educated" these days means being forced off campus by radicals who are forming tent encampments and smashing windows
>>74847969>garbage collectionengineers who can't manage their own memory shouldn't be writing code, change my mind
>>74848061Stop being black
>>74848131>he went to a liberal arts schoolskill issue
>>74847795Congrats, you just fell for his trap
>>74848148Not my choice the job I found out of college was in a dynamic language
>>74843743>>74844269its only racist if you find it racist, which makes you a racist
>>74847098mogojyan...
>>74848235As far as traps go it's a pretty good trap to be caught in
>>74848061My condolences.
>>74848204didn't mori and ina both go to art school?
>>74848092>Why are you black?Cause your mother has preferred clientele
[Kronii News]Her station wagon finally resembles a station wagon a little bit.
>>74848061>I'm quite literally black sWhy?
>>74848148should every programmer just be programming in c or rust?
>>74848288Ina is one of the handful that actually put her degree to work tho.
>>74848301>ywn see kronii drive your children to school in her wood paneled station wagon that breaks down every other weekI want the 90s back so bad bros...
>>74848148people who can't flip bits with magnets and have to rely on assembly shouldn't be writing code, change my mindmore seriously, the newer garbage collectors are pretty insane. java's low latency gc is good enough for HFT work
I had to leave while Nene's stream was going on, this was what the TL picked up at the end of her stream
Korone is satan...
>>74847395Fauna is smarter than you'll ever be
>>74848308or C++, or assembly, or whatever HDL flavor you preferI'll also give a special exception to Python as long as it's not being used for code that's supposed to be performant, and JavaScript because I don't think we can unopen that can of worms
>I'm kind of interested in grinding this
This is what happens when you play with Kaela too much, Kronii caught her disease..
>>74848288No, Ina have a Geology major for some reason
>>74848423noooo she's turning vegan
>>74848441that reason? because my dick is diamonds
MataNene
I fell asleep in the middle of the day and missed some streamsHow was Nerissa's zatsu collab?What does Korone think of the bunny look alike?
>>74848441can't be real
>>74848022all of my servers run debian against stable package channels so no>>74848148I'd love to find a job that actually uses rust and no I'm not going to be programming in C++ or C unless I have to mess with embeded or the aforementioned codec implementations. I think every programmer should at least know about memory management to some extent. >>74848085look up MaPLe and it's implementation it's paper on automatic parallelism management for it's cutting edge stuff
>>74848439oh great Kronii's gonna be all cute now
mr koro delivering
>>74848423What TL are you using?
I asked an LLM which member of Hololive English was the cutest but it was noncommittal.However, it only mentioned Myth members in the response so at least we can confirm that our new AI overlords appreciate my vintage 2020 wives.
>>74848510>How was Nerissa's zatsu collab?It was pretty chill, felt like watching my two older sister talk, except they're both weeaboos
>>74848290Kek
>>74848510I hope you like hags talking about game of thrones
>>74848459there is no such thing in japan. that's the reason why fauna hates japan so much.
>>74848441>Ina, as a Geology major, is a better artist than most people with MFAs in visual artsWew.
>>74848430No, she is not really a high bar anon. But they are not in hololive to be smart.
>>74848436>Python as long as it's not being used for code that's supposed to be performantdo you make any exceptions for numpy?until someone makes good alternatives for numpy and ML packages in other languages I aint switchinI dunno how it'd work anyways, it makes sense to constantly switch up parameters and refit on different training sets in a jupyter notebook and use mpl for visualizations; I dont see how you'd have a comparable workflow in a compiled language
>>74848602Weird cope.
>>74848558I hate how ask it chatgpt are party poopers when it comes to fun questions like that
Oh shit I love when Ao sings this one
>>74847098Liquidchama...
>>74848631The only one here coping is you.
>>74848385I know anons say that Kronii is a lesbo but I'm somehow extremely sure that she's actually bisexual
Do you guys know what day it is today?
I miss Ina
>>74848521well I butchered that last sentence but... >>74848612I mean numpy is python?
>>74848656Sure, whatever makes you feel better about yourself.
>>74848630Do NOT look
>>74848668Chewsday innit?
>>74848545it's a chrome extension called speech translator
>>74848668Uh oh
Ao kek
>>74848668May 1st?
koro-san laying down the rizz
>>74848668shut up rose
>>74848668April 30th?
Kronii should play FF14
>>74848668the start of Movie May!
you don't have to be vegan just because your gf is vegan
>>74848612NumPy, PyTorch, any of that is fine yeah Python is so easy to parse, has such huge community support, and is so fast to code in that it's well worth the downsides
>>74848711Thanks
>>74848691Ogey Anon, you can go to sleep now. Adults are talking.
>>74848668Uhhhhhhhhhh, April 30th?
>>74848699reading comprehension chama, i said hololive ENGLISH
>>74848668Yeah it's my day off.
>>74848670I miss Ina more...
>>74848791Good luck with that, anon.
this fucking goofball
https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1785526825101545657https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1785526825101545657https://twitter.com/usadapekora/status/1785526825101545657[extremely sad news] no Pekoball today
>>74848824>pretending to be adult makes me an adultCute. Keep at it! You'll grow up someday.
Who's gonna do Star Wars stuff on Saturday? Ina again?Maybe one of the Advent girls will reveal that they were a Star Wars autist this whole time.
>>74848668I go sneaky neaky neaky neaky neaky neaky neaky neaky sneaking like I'm snake everybody keep it solid
It's always funny hoe you retards try to paint Fauna as dumb when she is a literal scientist who worked at a lab.
>>74848791I would go vegan for Fauna. I don't know why everyone is so terrified of it
>>74848824>Adults are talkingNta but I have my doubts.
>>74848668it's Labor day
>>74848887Kiara will watch the phantom menace
>>74848878she's killing the hype150k people are waiting for her react content and she's throwing it all awayfor what? to get some more sleep in?lazy whore
>>74847395anon shes a woman
>>74848896I technically worked at a lab since my university paid me to do it, and I'm still a retard.
>>74848896>scientistLet's not get ahead of ourselves. She was a lab assistant.
Kronii is having an anime rant. I blame IRyS
>>74848922we're getting this instead for todayhttps://youtu.be/7fjHXGDnKs8https://youtu.be/7fjHXGDnKs8https://youtu.be/7fjHXGDnKs8
>>74848896i would not call biology majors who end up as min wage lab slaves smart
>>74848690that's a little over simplisticnumpy is python with vectorized linalg operations and is implemented with SIMD parallel processing optimizations written in Cwhich means ML and data science practitioners use numpy for speed and performance, and a whole ecosystem of ML/DS libraries is built around numpy, which yeah "is just python" but sometimes it's hard to tell where the overhead ends and the optimizations begin
>>74848906I could at least go vegetarian, I bet we could compromise.
>>74848896If she was actually smart she wouldn't have ended up a vtuber
Why is this thread having a discussion about coding yet again?
>>74848630costs money but I've been pretty pleased with Grok's complete lack of guardrails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubNqK8mpv4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubNqK8mpv4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RubNqK8mpv4KIARYS BROSSPONSORED COLLAB SOON