/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>74788518
This stream was 3 years ago.

Gawr Gura isn't my oshi but she is my favorite in HoloEN and I hope she comes back soon. I hope she's doing welll.

Gura moved on from us. I wish she would let us move on too.

>See you in a couple days

>>74788708
what a little slut T u T

I love my bratty wife.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>74788708
more bottomless gura please.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

I really hate what Gura's become. There is no worse outcome than this.
I would rather she had gratuated when she still cared than to see her lose all motivation and love for her fans.

>>74788935

Seeing her become this cynical and only come back to collect money once or twice a month has made me lose all faith in people. I won't ever love or trust anyone ever again like I did with her.

>>74788988
i think it's good that you suffer. It's good that you're miserable. I still goom to her every day, still watch her vods over and over, and piss and cum all over my Gura daki. Meanwhile you have nothing, because you don't deserve her. Being a miserable cunt is your choice.

>>74788988
I like it when females seethe T u T

Baguraette honhonhon

last bottomless gura for now i eepy

>>74788988
>gratuate

>>74789052
No. It's impossible for any normal person to be happy about the person they care about never being with them. You're a liar and a terrible one at that. Either that or you're a cuck that doesn't care what she's doing or who she's with. Or you're just retarded and you're incapable of understanding what is happening around you.
Either way, it's better to be me than you and that will never change.

>>74789051
GOD I love being smarter than you

>>74789166
>not peeing
ngmi

>>74789250
Anyone that still cares about her at all is dumb as shit. So we're equal, if anything.

>>74789255

>>74788923
samen

goob night

Enough, you two.

>>74788988

Child

No stream today, btw.
Enjoy your empty life while she looks down on you from her full one.

>>74789586
I really love her big fat tail

Meaning today there will be a stream, just like the last time yay!

>>74788545
SNIFFFFF

>>74789557
How can we stop AI? They are becoming stronger and stronger.

>>74789221
>cuckposting incessantly for months and years because he's a slave to his own neurotic hallucinations
>controlling your emotions even the slightest bit is literally physically impossible
>and "lying"
>and "retarded"
>also (You) are the "cuck"
>normal
>normal
>normal
roru
rumao
Imagine being this retarded lying cuck and somehow finding a way to experience the Dunning-Kreuger effect over something as simple and fundamental as human willpower and not being at the mercy his feelings
That isn't mere stupidity, that is INNOVATIVELY stupid... or at least it was, back when he started this faggy little timeloop forever ago. By now, though, it's just stale, boring and sad

>>74789308
Anon, please, you can only prove my point so hard

>>74789645
>I'm sure Gura isn't doing anything that would make me sad!
>she just doesn't want to stream or tell us why she doesn't b-because she just doesn't okay?
Get a clue, faggot. Lmao.

>>74789770
too many of them are slipping through, we need to breed more sharks, I'll start with Gura!

Gura smell

>>74789770
Gura likes black characters and once included non-binary people after saying "men and women". She isn't based at all.

>>74789911
>Mask status: slipped
Take your own advice and get a clue, Pajeet. Or eat a bullet, either's fine with me
>>74789947
The good news is we've got one of them right /here/ to feed your incoming batch of children

>>74789992
At least pretend to watch streams, sistroon

I swear I saw this entire string of shitposts just the other day. Take a longer cooldown.

I memory-holed that time she said that inclusionary bullshit. I don't remember exactly which stream it was, but I think it was recent. Maybe one of the Pal world or Poppy streams.
She said something like "Men women and other", right?

>>74790100
No, she didn't
The moment you are misrepresenting had nothing to do with (((inclusivity)))-faggotry. Someone in chat mentioned another channel's playthrough of the game, and Gura didn't know if it was a man or a woman, or even if it was a group, so when referring to the people playing the game on said channel she said "he, she, they?"
Try again faggot

>>74790100
You have to appear inclusive in modern times, anti.

>>74790100
She called someone "they" during a tangent about some video someone in chat or a super mentioned, during one of the poppy playtime streams, and people lost their shit because they have alt-right brainrot and forget that that's a proper context to use "they" in.

Usually the late night posters are more relaxed

>>74790010
Lol. Nice comeback retard. You didn't refute literally a single thing I said. But don't worry. I'm sure she'll stream today. Just for you, too.
Right, buddy?

time to hit the hay, hopefully my wife will be there when I wake up

>>74790169
Ah yes, that's it. Thanks for reminding me. And thanks for that little morsel of cope too.
>or even if it was a group
pfft

>>74789992
While it's true that Gura is a size queen who wants to be mating pressed by my ebony body, I think she will vote Trump because grocery prices have skyrocketed and voting for economic reasons is based.

>>74790211
... did you just use the term "alt-right" unironically while accusing someone ELSE of having brainrot?
I mean, you're partly right in that they DID have brainrot, but that's because they're dramasisters. In other words, because they're mentally ill, not because they're normal

Why are they like this, chumbies?

>>74790447
Girl that streamed multiple times a week now streams 1-3 times a month

>>74790447
I wish I knew

It's the last day to submit something for Gura's birthday book, don't forget if you're going to.

>>74790234
>Nice comeback
Apparently so, seeing as it got under that melanin-enriched skin of yours
Everything you said was self-refuting as usual, Pajeet. You're somehow even lazier than you accuse Gura of being, LMAO
>>74790270
>cope
>he squeals, coping
Better luck next time. Hopefully you'll catch a window where nobody who watches streams is awake so your rrats don't get dismantled in real time

>>74790447
Is just baka trolling attempts. Nothing new desu

>>74790495
I already did

>>74790359
It was the only term I could think of that people would recognize as people who shit themselves insanely hard over the word they.

Notice this fag is still evading and deflecting, lmao. >>74790522
Not a single original thought in his fat empty (and bald) head.
Btw, saying something is self-refuting doesn't make it true unless you can explain why, but you can't because you're retarded.
Now go ahead and reply some more, tubby. I'm sure you'll figure out how to actually make a non pseud argument someday.

>>74790522
>>74790791
Die, threadshitters

>>74790522
You can tell this guy is the least White here with how many times he's brought up race and skin color in this thread alone. White people don't talk like this, lol.

Anyway. It's 5 AM. Shouldn't you guys have gone to bed a while ago?

Internet fights are funny. Even ones that feel kinda fake like this one.

>>74791083
Me on the right...
But wait. Who the fuck is that bastard on the left? I'll fucking kill him.

>>74790791
>Now he's trying TOO hard
>Still fails
lol
>>74790962
>Capital w "White"
>Nobody brings up being white on 4chinz
Looks like I struck a nerve, chumbies
But do go on about how you totally know how white people talk, DeShawn. Surely you've developed quite the familiarity from within your mudhut

>>74791060
idk about anyone else but I'm on the nightshift and posting from my phone
One of the few upsides of threadshitting - at least laughing helps keep me awake

I haven’t felt good for a few days because I’ve been too depressed to care for myself. I feel so stuck.

>>74791359
Don't worry anon, we all get into funks sometimes
You'll get better, just think cute shark thoughts to tide you over

>>74791404
Cute shark

>>74788568
the urge to worship her stinky little feet...

>>74791454
Cuckqueen Bulma seething just off-screen

>>74791154
That's me. Now fight me coward.

>>74788568
To be very honest this is one of the greatest Gura's feet art of all time.

>>74791192
I capitalize White because nogs like you hate it. Go look at any recent college student guidebook. All that woke shit says to capitalize black and to not capitalize white. Fuck that, chimp.
You have yet to make any salient arguments or explain why I lost a single point, btw. Keep trying, faggot. I'm sure you'll convince someone here you're correct some day. But in the meantime, keep feeding me those delicious tear-drenched (You)s of yours. The more green text the better.

>>74791703
Nta but holy /pol/ brain. Hang in there

>>74791564
Is that ryonabud?!

>>74791703
1) Holy seethe
2) Sorry faggot, but if you were an actual native speaker you'd understand that what our faggot subverted "educational" institutions say doesn't matter whatsoever, because the rules for proper written English are clear:
Capitalization is for proper nouns
Neither white nor black are proper nouns - they're adjectives. Stated another way, they are descriptors, not names. Now, there are particular, specific white, black, brown, yellow, etc. races/ethnicities which have particular names which are supposed to be capitalized - English, German, Nigerian, Streetshitter Indian, and so on - but as I said, those are group names, not adjectives
Of course, if you were half as white as you would have us believe you are and not just trying to emulate /pol/feds, you would have known that. But you didn't, which rendered your LARP ineffective, and thanks to your incredibly obvious and distinctive form of seethe you've now permanently cemented yourself as a self-hating third worlder for the world to see
Well done faggot, now please go die of malaria like all of your five hundred cousins

>>74792007
>seethe
>writes paragraphs
kek.
I'm not reading that without more green text. I asked you for green text.

I’m the last cumbud: the one and only no.6 Sophia Urista

>>74792163
>Can't read
Ironically, if he COULD read, he'd know just how hilarious this post is
But then again, if he could read, he'd never have made this post admitting that he can't read, so I guess it can't be helped

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

I just drank a vanilla protein drink. I love vanilla

>>74792248
That's a bit better, but I'm still waiting for you to refute a single thing I said instead of act like a cowardly bitch-made jogger. I mean, after all that posturing, surely you can do that, right?

>>74792007
While true the capitalization of words have to do with their usage it also has an intrinsic meaning beyond just the factual use. Typing god and God are both correct but one has an empirical message behind it. It's also why commies trying to change words and their meaning. In other words I will write White, National Socialism, and other words with meaning rather than the seemingly correct punctuation due do the message behind the word.

>>74792437
Gura said she greatly prefers chocolate to vanilla, which was weird because it seems like she's always mentioning vanilla yogurt and ice cream.

>>74792658
It doesn't matter. She lies about everything. She doesn't even eat ice cream because it hurts her tummy.

>>74792575
Not only seething, but now reposting the exact same gif that I posted at (You) when you were having a similar melty episode a week or so ago?
I KNEW it was you, muslimbud! I already knew I lived in your head rent free, but thank you for the reminder - I'm flattered, truly I am
Now point out that I didn't use greentext arrows at all this time, please, I could use a nice goom

>>74792606
Now see, this is a stance I can actually respect
I salute (You), based chudbud

>>74792741
>seething AND schizo
Oh boy.
I wasn't even here last week, (You)bud. This is some sad shit.
Did you like my gif? You probably got it from me at some point.
Still waiting on those refutations, btw. Any minute now, right? Or will it be next thread? Also, why do you enjoy humiliating yourself so much?

>>74792658
Aligns with her taste in men

>>74793088
maybe that's what she meant, cuz she said she likes vanilla other times when more clearly referring to food.

>>74793065
Behold - like any muslim worth his salt, he employs taqiyya poorly by doubling down, holy kino
I can't tell if you honestly think anyone /here/ is stupid enough to believe you or if you're just playing it up for the lulz but I salute you either way
And for the record, I got the gif - which means that (You) also got the gif, by proxy - from the archive of that legendary thread back during Coco's graduation where anon tried to spin a rrat that Gura hated Coco only to get BTFO'd within like five minutes of making the OP, any non-newfag should probably know the one. It was hilarious, I highly recommend it

>>74793444
I watched Coco back in the day, so I was probably there. But I have no idea what the sand people language you're using means and I doubt it's worth my time learning.

>>74793806
it means you're allowed to renounce God if you would be killed otherwise.

>>74788708
This is good

>>74788708
I like how long and voluminous her hair is.

>>74793806
Oh, it basically means pretending to be a non-muslim to avoid "persecution"
If that makes you buckle in hysterical laughter from the sheer overwhelming irony, you're not alone. Just another case of muslims LARPing as Christians again, like the proto-Protestants they really are
Means it's actually useful to know, if you can believe it. Know thy enemy and all that

>>74793881
Are you for real? Isn't that entirely antithetical to their whole martyr blow-yourself-up culture?

>>74793960
muslims believe jesus is a prophet of god, so they also follow jesus.

>>74792437
now i want a nice cold vanilla milkshake even though it's 7AM...

>>74792741
>>74793444
this is what peak schizoprenia and /pol/ rot brain looks like

>>74794116
>shitposter and schizo arguing with each other, Always find it funny to watch

>>74793997
idk, but even Alexander the Great described arabs as suicidally brave fighters, which was almost a thousand years before Muhammad.

>>74793999
Not to feed too much into an off-topic line of conversation, but if you reduce Jesus to a mere prophet and completely disregard all of the times that He explicitly claimed divinity in the gospels, then you aren't really following Jesus.
You might as well take God's words in Genesis and rewrite them into a complete fanfiction where He actually proclaims the equal divinity of Satan or Baal or Ra or something, and then say that because you worship Satan and Baal and Ra you are obeying the word of the Lord

goobzilla

>>74794295
yes, well, that's the difference. christians believe in the Holy Trinity, while muslims believe Jesus is a prophet like Muhammad and Moses.

>>74794202
I was skimming the thread after I JWU and lost track of which one is even anti or pro gura at this point, both of them need to revaluate how their life ended up this way desu

>>74794350
Ye

>>74794116
>>74794202
>>74794387
No, seriously, go back a few threads and you'll see this guy seething over how cheating women deserve death or whatever it was. That's why I'm calling him "muslimbud", admittedly as a joke, but a joke with a firm grounding in his past behavior
It's clearly him, based on the writing style and the particular way that he structures his "arguments" when worked up. There's no way in hell there are TWO anons /here/ with this particular flavor of unhinged, self-aggrandizing psychopathy - he might as well be using tripcodes. And yes, I basically checked out of the conversation by posting that exact gif that he just posted back at me, which is one of only three times it's been posted here in the last several months - each time, also, by me
It's clearly him. I'm no schizo - I am many things, a diagnosed autist, yes, and with a few more dark triad subclinical-psychopath traits than I'd ideally like, but a schizophrenic is one thing I am thankfully not

i am sad gura is gone. i like that she shows up every now and then. whenever she's streaming it feels so genuine and it rekindles my love for her shes saying every right word but she's never actually coming back.

im conflicted with how i feel about her now. clearly she doesnt want to stream more often despite saying so.

how the fuck am i supposed to feel. what does she want? i have this weird mindset in my head where i could easily dismiss anyone writing this mess as a schizo retard parasocial loser thats too obsessed with her. but honestly, its more like your favourite SOL anime ended and you just want to see more but its not happening. and then an ova comes out and you think THIS IS IT THE SHOW IS BACK and then its just not.

>>74795079
Just get a cunny wife to rp as Gura

It is full on spring, my buds. You know what that means. It's burpee season. Let's get those shreds going.

its like sometimes you think, man how amazing would it be if lucky star started airing again right? imagine if azumanga daioh started producing again or nichijou. imagine reliving haruhi again. well not in a million years. but gura? yeah theres a chance. maybe today? a 30 minute notice is enough right? It might happen! i always think about her... or i might miss it.

I happen to be a real wizard, and I will take Gura as my disciple in 16 more years.

>>74795680
But the sun is gonna explode on the 12th of august 2036... At least I think that was the date. It's been a year, I forget.

>>74795036
Sorry (You)bud, but I seriously wasn't posting here last week. Or even last month. I haven't been here for quite a while. I just engaged with you because you're clealy a narcissistic schizo and those are the most fun to rile up. You're a (You) machine and I find it funny.
Just a word of advice: you're VERY abrasive and it sounds like that's due to your diagnosed autism you mentioned. You're going to be quarreling with others like me all the time if you don't tone it down. I'm not the only one that can smell your type a mile away and get a kick from making you reply with walls of text.

I was right. I found the evidence.

>>74795079
I really truly believe if Gura wanted to come back, she would have found a way by now after so many months.
I'm sorry, anon. I feel the same. I feel like I'm floating in purgatory and I'll just be stuck here forever, because she won't ever come back, but she won't ever graduate either.
But what hurts the most is her silence. I know that she never would have treated us this way if she felt differently about us. I don't know what to do.

In the end, Gura didn't want to be our "surrogate girlfriend". This is her way of showing that. She wants us to know she has her own life now and even though the sentiment is extremely callous and tone-deaf, she wants her fans to go and find their own life, away from her.

That's a lot of words
To bad I ain't reading those huhaha

>>74788708
Not a big fan of pixel arts but this one is so erotic T u T

Gurass
https://twitter.com/huhuuhusab/status/1785280218204438961?t=t-gmW0ScBQcgJIh5UMnIAg&s=19

>>74796982
What a clean butthole

>>74796982
me at the bottom

>>74796982
T u T

>>74797029
>>74797149
>>74797264
That's not Gura

>>74797336
proof?

>>74797459
It's Shiroko from BA, just look at his last art

>>74797520
I thought you said Shirako

>>74797520
I don't know Shiroko has a blue shark tail

>>74797459
It's an artist who only draws blue archive and its tagged as blue archive on pixiv. https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116970445#2
You idiots just cheated on Gura.

>>74797737
These fucking slutbuds...

>>74797737
Not count as cheating if I invite Gura to join me

>>74795869
Holy shit
He's not just playing a character, is he? I was 50-50 about it just being a bit this whole time, but he was actually mad this whole time, actually this belligerent, irritable and sensitive, actually so lacking in self-awareness that he can't HELP but write whole (You) paragraphs, and actually so bothered about his self-absorption and fragile narcissism being so easy to place that he HAS to engage in massive damage control to protect his ego
Alright, this whole conversation has suddenly gotten a lot less funny and a whole lot more sad in retrospect
Well, thanks for the "advice", anon, but let me return the favor with some advice for (You):
Take your own advice.
I mean that genuinely. Look back through the commentary from other anons on this conversation, full of what I'd *thought* was just good-natured, light-hearted sparring, and hopefully you'll see why I say that. Trust me, there's no need to take yourself this seriously on an anonymous imageboard, much less any need to get so angry and combative and make an ass out of yourself, much less put on some tough guy facade LARP to reassure other anons that you're not mad, I'm mad, you're definitely pushing my buttons, you're getting such a kick out of this, I'm totally taking your bait and you're sooooo in control and above it all, etc. etc. There's no need to feel threatened, nobody's going to hurt you, and while you might be too self-centered right now to understand why, I assure you that what you've been doing just has the complete opposite effect from the one that you intended by making you look like a lunatic with a severe god complex
The good news is, I've been /here long enough to know your breed of sperg like the back of my hand, and I get the impression that you're pretty young. In which case, at least you can look forward to mellowing out when you get older, but the sooner you humble yourself enough to find and keep a handful of tight-knit friends, the better it'll be for everyone. And as fun as /here/can be for those with the maturity to take the banter in stride, it's no substitute for real, authentic human connection
Here's hoping you find the help and companionship that you need, muslimbud. Fingers crossed

>>74798382
>but he was actually mad this whole time, actually this belligerent, irritable and sensitive, actually so lacking in self-awareness that he can't HELP but write whole (You) paragraphs,
ironic

>>74798494
My point
Hopefully I got through to him, and he doesn't give into the impulse to hand out more (You)s - it's not fun anymore, now that I know he's not just playing a character

Please shut the fuck up so I can listen to my mommywife's tummy.

||Trying to soundpost from my phone for the first time, had to change the brackets to curly braces because my phone didn't like it, lmk if it's fucked||

>>74799393 (Me)
Aaaand I did the spoilertags totally wrong from muscle memory and outed myself as a Discord user
brb going to go hang myself

>>74799374
This ritualpost is one of my favorites, mainly due to how the poster always tailors the text of the post to fit the current state of the thread

>>74799624
:3

Man, don't get me wrong, I love schizo slapfights as much as the next anon, but I've been hanging out in /who/ and /uuu/ alongside /ggg/ quite a bit as of late and it is genuinely jarring how much more well-adjusted and comfy other generals are compared to this place
What is it about Gura that attracts people who you look at and just think, "why are you like this"

>>74800134
>What is it about Gura that attracts people who you look at and just think, "why are you like this"
To be fair this thought crosses my mind a lot when I listen to Gura talk too. Her take on hot yogurt being the biggest thing recently.

>>74800327
Why are you posting a picture of Gura raping me?

fuck Gura I love Gabby now

>>74801291
>fuck Gura
get in the line

Sex with a fembud.

>>74801291
gabby is gura dumbud

>>74802261
Retard

I-is Gura a... you know?

>>74803761
A daughterwife of mine? Yes.

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

reminder that today is the last day for submissions for her birthday project this year
dont be shy

>>74804398
Thank you Discordbud

>>74804398
I'm not particularly "close" to my pet, so I don't think I have any exciting experiences to share.

>>74804398
yeah you really should do it she loves all the discord projects

>>74804398
I already did

>>74804398
Will they accept a submission for a pet fembud and walking her outside naked?

>>74799324
>*Le touché*

>>74805324
Gura would really like that

Goob morning retards

>See the froggy coin going up before bed last night
>Feeling good about buying it
>Check the price this morning
>mfw

>>74805690
Goob morning faggot

Say something about this picture

>>74807281
No tail

I want stay at home and watch a comfy Gura stream. Why is life so cruel.

PS fuck these do it for free fags.

>>74807281
Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>>74808372
rubrubrubrubrub

Love Gura.

If anybody wants to give me convincing rrats about why she'll stay, I'm all ears.

I don't like putting it out there into the world, but the lack of a 3-year badge feels like the indicator that she's going to graduate. It's such a small thing, flimsy idea, but coupled with the unsustainable pattern, her general attitude toward the work, and the subtle behaviors of her genmates over time, I feel like we're reaching the end.

Thoughts?

Gura is appropriating fish culture while actually being an amphibian with dual land-sea privilege and NOT a true fish

>>74808627
>I don't like putting it out there into the world, but the lack of a 3-year badge feels like the indicator that she's going to graduate. It's such a small thing, flimsy idea, but coupled with the unsustainable pattern, her general attitude toward the work, and the subtle behaviors of her genmates over time, I feel like we're reaching the end
20-30k peak CCV and 400k+ total on her most recent VODs begs to differ. she's still very profitable as a mascot figure that puts in the bare minimum amount of effort, so there's no reason for either her or COVER to shut off the money printer just for a relative minority of dissatisfied fans

>>74809272
I get where you're coming from, but I'm not terribly interested in the "she'll stay for the money" argument. I could be wrong, but that's not what I'd expect given her character.

I'm more interested in what she's said about her intentions and plans for the future. Is there something she's interested in/looking forward to at holo? Any locked in dates or projects on the horizon?

As far as those go, the most TBA item is her channel's second (third if you count blue horizon, which you should) original song. Doubtful she'll Grad without releasing that properly first. But she's given zero update, so I don't understand what's up with that.

>>74808627
Who gives a fuck

>>74809817
Her fans.

>>74809778
She talked about both the badge and another 3D live in the most recent stream so I’m not really sure what you mean

>>74809817
I don't know how long my schizo meltdown's going to last so I think I'm going to quarantine myself in /pol/. See you when I see you.

>>74809952
Cool. I heard a comment about that in her last stream I think, but I wasn't paying full attention or aware of the fact that other myth fans already had theirs.

Despite my disposition toward her, I haven't really caught up with her most recent streams from the last two weeks.

I've had plenty of time, so no excuses (but my excuses-- they were overlapped by my oshi, and I've been on the grind trying to make some life improvements that distracted me)

Guess I'm just behind. Thanks.

>>74810302
You suck so hard dude.

I want to rub a dino tummy

>>74810302
based
always put your own life before vtubers, especially ones that show at every opportunity that they don't give a fuck about you

JWU. The fuck happened in here?

>>74800134
>What is it about Gura that attracts people who you look at and just think, "why are you like this"
I mean, years of "coming back to streaming" and then disappearing for weeks or months with no explanation over and over again for years doesn't exactly foster the most well-adjusted vtuber fanbase

Man I Love Gura

>>74810780
A lot of crybaby retards in here upset because their feeweeings are hurt.

>>74810780
Someone wasn't paying attention to what Gura said in a stream and thought she wasn't going to add a 3 year membership badge. Likely a fembud.

Chameleonbud take care of your little guy. I was recommended this vid, I don't know why.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0LZ2K44LIxM

>>74812154
Worry not chumbie. The little guy still has a healthy appetite. His eyes seem to be getting better recently.

>>74812154
chameleon snuff films..

How are you doing today, chumbies?

>>74812432
Still laying in bed kek

>>74812432
thinkin about buying the front mission 2 remake

>>74811290
Not a fembud.

Just been a hell of a time recently trying to keep up with everything. We're already in May.

"If you want to go fast, go with friends. If you want to go far, go alone."

A bit more of the story-- for the last 5 years I was roommates with a friend. It was fun for a short period, but I hadnt intended to stay in that situation as long as I did. It significantly impacted my ability to think clearly and independently, and leaving wasn't appealing due to financial difficulties. At some point I obtained a job that allowed me to break away from that situation, and though I'm just scraping by, I can finally see how necessary it was for me to do that.

This year I've regained some of that independence. Now I've been chasing all the shit that I put on hold. I'm really happy with how things are progressing, but I'm still getting accustomed to the new lifestyle, so in some spaces I've dropped the ball.

Nobody asked, but y'know. We in here doin

>>74812432
I'm thinking of what wc3 custom game I'll play today.

>>74813031
>i want to fuck this

Who is hyped for Movie May?

>>74813915
I don't really like watching movies

>>74813915
there May be a movie :3

>>74813915
Don't know why you're still harping on things that don't really matter like a few watchalongs not happening when the actual problem is her refusal to stream consistently in general.

>>74813915
we can all be real goslings when she finally delivers on movie may in the year 2049

>>74814346
No. I want kinoge may not movie may

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>74814364
how about you get no streams may instead?
final offer btw

>>74814559
Watchalongs don't feel like streams to me anyway. I'm too lazy to pull up the movie

>>74814612
The secret cytube handles that and the sync start automatically.

>>74814785
I haven't used that since ame's bladerunner watchalong.

>>74814559
>getting no streams
That's what members should be bitching about to her instead of irrelevant shit like Movie May.

>>74814945
why don't you do it?

In the member stream she said "See you in a couple of days or something" (paraphrase), i wonder what "a couple of days" means to her, 1 or 2 months?

>>74814945
if you still think bitching to her will work after the choo choo charles prechat incident I'm sorry but you're just straight up retarded

>>74814945
Movie May is a symptom of no streams.

It's so nice to be shadowbanned, i can say whatever i want: I have bigger boobs than Gura but Gura has a bigger penis than me

>>74815206
You mean one of the few times a few people did anything and that was largely about le communication not about lack of streams? Other fanbases will keep bitching at their oshis and get results but only a select few people bothered doing anything a few times. When you don't actually apply pressure it's not a surprise there isn't much change.

>>74815522
Those fans of the other fanbases are not real fans.

Are you actually going to loop this again?

>>74815322
Just make it about no streams in general instead of a few watchalongs in May.

>>74815579
No, they are real fans and I wish Chumbuds were more like them in terms of bitching to Gura about her lack of streams.

>>74815522
This maybe is hard for you to understand but maybe, just maybe, 99% of Guras fanbase understand that Gura has been struggling in various ways, not just in Hololive but before (known because Gura has talked about her early life and also other info that exists), so people know, because most people are decent humans, that pushing and demanding things from someone that is already struggling will only add more pressure and anxiety or whatever and just make things worse. When people nagging me or questioning me whenever i am in a non optimal mental state it has the very opposite effect on me when people are pushing me or questioning me

>>74815677
Nah, they don't treat their oshis like the princesses they are.

>>74815522
>Other fanbases will keep bitching at their oshis and get results
honestly, most other fanbases don't feel a need to complain about not getting streams or communication because it's just not a problem for them to the same degree

Look at all them words in here!

It is always fun to walk into ggg and see how superior i am to everyone here

>>74815727
But they keep bitching about the things that bother them and get results. Chumbuds barely say anything about what Gura does that bothers us like her disappearances and lack of streams yet act surprised that nothing really changes.

>>74815596
the end is never the end is never the end

I will be the final chumbie

Friendly reminder: The day that Gura graduate, it maybe is 1 week from now or 5 years from now, but whenever that happen, it is the very last time we will ever see or hear from her again, i think it is very clear that she doesn't want to be in the public eye after this experiment. That will be a sad day

>>74815696
hilarious cope

I remember when Fauna announced a break.
She came back 3 days later. It was just for a weekend...
That was funny.

>>74815908
>But they keep bitching about the things that bother them and get results
again, most of them don't really need to bitch
the situation gura has created is uniquely lose-lose if you want streams or communication. you either complain and don't get streams, or you don't complain and don't get streams

>>74816192
Outing yourself as being an immature 11 year old with 0 life experience and being super narcissistic asshole without any care or empathy for other people, as expected from someone that visits 4chan

>>74816229
You're literally making the case that Chumbuds should be complaining more since they aren't getting streams anyways.

No frame tonight, i can't feel it, i can't feel HER

Can the whinging faggot in the back terminate himself already? This is getting boring.

>>74815696
>>74816342
It's been two years of these constant disappearances. Gura has no legitimate excuse at this point for how little she streams.

>>74816370
sure, go for it if you want, it literally makes no difference whether you complain or not. it's your time to waste, not like watching vtubers is particularly productive anyway

Hello Gura, i know you are reading this (please stop stalking me Gura) but can you please do another RP stream before graduating? Picrel was easily one of your top 3 streams of all time, please and thank you

>>74816586
>It's been two years of these constant disappearances
Technically it has been 8 years of constant disappearances, once she left for 2 years, came back, promised new animations, then disappeared again, this was 6 years ago. So, with such a long history of disappearances it is pretty obvious there is something going on with her

>>74815696
This is what I hate about you faggots.
Not only have you fostered and environment so limp dicked that even talking to your oshi about the elephant in the room (where the fuck's the content? what's going on? what are your plans?) is somehow bad, but you also have the gall to think you're a "decent human being". The sheer self righteousness of it, that you empathize with what? Her vagueposted struggles she never elaborated on and never will? That's what stopped you from having standards and asking nice questions about "ok, but what about us"?
I lost my oshi cause of you faggots. She truly was the greatest vtuber, and now she's nothing much at all, just a specter of the past that shows up every few months to remind me of bygone ages.

>>74816797
No one is impressed stupid faggot

>>74816854
Go harass Yuko instead, since that worked so well for you

>>74816892
Impressed? What kind of reply is this shit? Are you braindead?

>>74816854
>She truly was the greatest vtuber, and now she's nothing much at all, just a specter of the past that shows up every few months to remind me of bygone ages
you're not wrong, but think about what you just said. why do YOU cling so desperately to the past to stay here and complain instead of just moving on?

What a dramatic loser, lmao

>>74817046
retard

>>74817096
because despite their contrarian nature everyone knows Gura is the only good EN vtuber, literally no one else is worth spending time on

whats going on here

>>74817096
No. The actual problem is that not enough people complain directly to Gura

>>74817358
Stop trying to harass Gura, lily hooper.

>>74816854
This so much

>>74817327
maybe within hololive, you're right
but there's just too many damn EN vtubers at this point for gura to be the only good one now. the landscape isn't the same as it was back when myth debuted

>>74817474
Alex Jones is the best vtuber nowadays

>>74817345
Dunno. And I'm not completely convinced these guys are for real.

>>74817345
Gura peed on me

https://www.youtube.com/live/dmuGXzYXomo&t=2h31m40s
>trust the goobus
Need this soundpost.

>>74817345
Dunno. Anytime I see people complaining about Gura or bringing up holo v holo bullshit, I tune it out and stare at Gura's cunny

>>74817605
Do it yourself you lazy bastard, yt-dlp m4a + ffmpeg cut, takes 10 seconds

Had sex

>>74817407
If by "harassment" you mean a fanbase pressuring their oshi to do better then that's a good thing and should absolutely be encouraged more.

a a an, an, a a an an huhaha

Friendly reminder, no woman has ever made this pose in the history of mankind, you know what that means? Gura has a penis

>>74817783
normalfag begone

>>74817474
nta, but nobody makes me feel like, Gura does. even though I get way more attention and affection from the few I tried, they just don't excite me at all, and some feel really fake.

>>74817407
FUCK lily hooper

>>74817790
I represent the fanbase and I'm personally going to pressure her to give me sex!

>>74817860
Yeah, two of them.

>>74817605
>almost 2 years ago
>during the beginning of the sad state of affairs I find myself in now
No I think not

>>74817783
I know, Gura...

>>74817358
Ame is Kiara's bitch and nothing will change that, the sickening fantasy scenarios you make up in your head are locked behind multiple layers of improbability, please kill yourself lily hooper or whoever this is
Gura wanted friends but her genmates can't give that to her, I always told everyone that Kiara deserves worse but to no avail. now you reap what you sow

>>74817958
Then leave. Spare us your existence.

>>74817860
then how do you explain this?

>>74817605

>>74817896
That is a guy, right?

>>74818063
in your dreams, anti
I'll never give up on Gura

>>74818104
wait i fucked up LOL

I went to bed, slept, got up, showered, grabbed something to eat, and they're still going at it.

>>74818108
Some say troon but if thats a troon then I'll smash.

I think I'll give my chameleon some outdoor time right now

>>74818088
Marge is the man in the household, everyone knows that

>>74818108
Probably
I don't like how trannies stole the big shark plush as a symbol after I bought it for Gura

>>74817896
that's actually lily?

>>74817605
Pretty sure I'm the one who posted this like...last year? Someone asked for random timestamps and I couldn't remember why I had it bookmarked. Had mixed feelings about it back then, feelings that are not at all mixed at this point. For better or worse. Also >live

>>74818301
they did?

>>74818301
Stop talking about them stealing it and it will no longer be stolen. You're the one letting them have power over you.

>>74817605
here you go for real

Gora once said she wanted to do a woodworking stream, or shop-class stream, it would be amazing, just calm relaxing stream where Gura inevitably smasher her thumb with a hammer and spam the airwaves with gamer words

I just want Gyra back :(

>>74818665
That's too optimistic, stream brain + sharp tools would end in the emergency room at best

>>74816081
what Experiment? Gura has never done any Experiments on stream that I know of. If I missed a stream or two I would like to watch them to pass the time for the next stream.

>>74817044
I wish Gura would look at me like that.

No, but all jokes aside, frame tonight?

>>74819301

>>74819382

>>74819301
https://youtu.be/sn-_HSN3mhk
>can't believe you haven't just whipped out your meat

The new jew corp cunny is tempting me...

>>74819675
Fembud?

sex?

>>74817860
better

>>74819851
You can see her nipples TuT

>>74820041
heterochromia sucks

>>74819675
After how their other ones turned out idk how anyone could be tempted.

>>74820129
I don't speak spanish but no matter how she turns out she's good goom material

Fuck off with your offtopic garbage you faggotniggers

>>74820078
I am slightly biased but heterochromia is awesome, i don't like when the eyes themselves have 2 different colors, i have double colors on each eye, looks pretty cool to me, picrel not me but similar

My twitter account keeps getting suspended and unsuspended over and over and it's really impacting my ability to collect cute goobs

MY wife

>>74820559
for what?

>>74820078
:(

>>74820615
It says I'm being reported by someone for ban evasion
I'm 100% not because I've only ever had the 1 account

hwere is gura

>>74820647
Oldmodelrys..

guess "something big" is really big huh? Cover better give her a sololive

>>74819382
She's in her travel ghosting period for taiwan

>>74821183
Did the taiwan karaoke thing happen uet?

>>74821290
2 weeks