/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 5! Give it up for day 5!

>>74680504
Today is only the third day that she might stream.

Man I Love Gura

>>74680603
Last stream was on Tuesday. It's been 5 days since. Not to mention she said she'd stream in a couple days or so after the meetings are done. Think it's safe to say the meetings are over by now.

>>74680785
"investor meetings" are almost every night though...

>>74680924
Those investors? All me.

Fuck it. I'm going big again.

She is in love with me specifically.

>>74680504
>>74680603
>>74680924
I want to be paid to be an anti too and think about chumbuds 24/7.

>>74682404

Chumbuds, shrimps, antis, Gura might’ve recently been in a Discord server I’m in. Here’s the situation if true: She really does live in Japan, and yes, she is sick a lot & constantly weak. She is indeed still drinking. However, she’s being harassed all the time online now & people in public now know who she is in person. They aren’t just looking at her, stalking, or harassing her. She’s also being beaten up every time she goes out, and her brother does it to her as well. Every time she streams now, she is putting her life at literal risk. So if you’ve ever been mean to her & done anything to upset her, please stop and apologize. There is no excuse for assaulting her, even if you hate her.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Sex with a fembud.

Cute shitpost dumdum

>>74683437
I wish I was shitposting, but there’s a high chance this is very real. I have credible evidence that it’s likely her.

just because your doxx site is down doesn't mean you have to post your insane ramblings here.

>>74683714
That’s easy for you to say. I’m the one who now has to worry about getting sued by her Corpo lawyers because she most likely entered a server I frequent to gather info on me.

Damn it's a shame Gura had to attend meetings on Saturday and Sunday and couldn't stream for us.

I guess this is just it forever huh? No more copes needed or even attempted about muh busy or muh life problems

>>74683946
>I guess this is just it forever huh?
Anon why the fuck are you still asking yourself this question? Jesus christ, yes, accept reality already.

I'm hungry chumbies. What should I get?

>>74684059
Because if I accept this reality I accept this woman genuinely just doesn't want to stream for us or talk to us. I dunno, I could keep going when she was dying or busy or some shit, but this is ridiculous.

>>74684104
Cook a baked potato.

>>74684141
Oh poor you. Maybe the issue will resolve itself if she takes her own life or someone gets too violent with her.

>>74684104
Pizza

>>74684104
pizza

>>74684104
Just throw some chicken nuggies in the oven and call it a meal. That's what I'm doing today.
What's your favorite brand of nuggies?

>>74684607
I get the great value ones because they have a gigantic bag for like 11 bucks. It's so huge. They're horribly bland but all chicken nuggets are like that as a food for actual babies.

>>74684651

>>74684477
[Duck Tales for the NES Moon theme begins playing]

>>74684691
nta. how big? I get a little over 2 pounds for 7.50 here, they taste pretty good when you put them in the oven, better than fried actually.

>>74684833
4 pounds. And I can't imagine heating up the oven for goddamn chicken nuggets. They get nuked for 4 minutes and covered in mustard and they're going to like it.

>>74684104
eat healthy today
i had a banana and oatmeal

>>74684607
I'm a big fan of tyson chicken nuggies

I'm kinda partial to "Janes"

>>74684940
that's a really good deal

>>74684940
buy an air fryer chumbie
use it for nuggies, wings, pizza, anything breaded

Gura is only 14 years old.

>>74685015
i never buy tyson products because they are one of the worst food companies out there

>>74682404
It was baffling at the beginning, now i seriously question their mental sanity
they've actually unironically given up any attempt at hiding they are just straight up antis (because tbf its impossible to, what are you "going to give up gura for not streaming" when this has been happening for 1 year now? Have you been in the process of "shitposting about her because you are leaving" for 1 entire year? Surely even you understand that is beyond retarded of an argument) but they keep lazily posting the same anti pastas over and over again

>>74685532
its all the same chicken flavored mystery meat

>>74685465
Mentally 14 at best.
And I still love her.

>>74684104
I just made some hotdogs

>>74685532
Is there a better brand? I usually get tyson nuggies because they end up crispy when air fried.

>>74685541
Interesting thoughts, I'm glad to hear you discuss shitposts and shitposters, because you are certainly not one yourself and are a very valuable person to have around, and we'd all be worse off if you just so happened to kill yourself, right at this very moment. But I personally haven't had chicken nuggets in a while, I've been living the tendie life for years. I live pretty close to a grocery store deli, so I just walk over and grab some when I get the urge.

>>74685827
Tendies are just straight up better than nuggets, but sometimes you just want some nugs, you know?

>>74685827
what an odd thing to say.

>>74685791
nah, ultimately tyson chicken nuggets are probably the best brand overall for the price
there's perdue but not as good as tyson. I just avoid tyson when I can since the company itself sucks

>>74685695
Did you microwave them? BBQ them? Fry them? Boil them?
God boiling hotdogs is the worst way to prepare them. At least the microwave gets the job done quicker, has no cleanup, and isn't as gross.

>>74685941
I feel it. If I didn't have fresh tendies so close I'd probably go for the nugs every time.
>>74686024
Okay then let's skip the tl;dr, kill yourself. You could have talked about nuggies and tendies or something, but no, let's hear all about the antis some more.

>>74686178
>Did you microwave them?
Yeah I did, but they were also grilled last night. I normally only eat them if they've been grilled at some point, unless it's in a corndog which I now realize I haven't had in a really long time

>>74686178
No. Boiling is superior cuz you get some free tea afterwards.

I'm eating oatmeal. I got the instant flavored packets. Making plain oatmeal taste good is too much work.

>>74686544
i just sprinkle some brown sugar, honey, and/or cinnamon sugar in mine

Gurass

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>74686818
I implore you to read!

Baguraette honhonhon

>>74686829
samen

Someone is upset about her vet appointment.

>>74685541
>1 year
He's been threadshitting for a lot longer than that unfortunately

>>74687593
Because she has been gone for a lot longer....

>>74688107
What does that have to do with being a threadshitter

Why do people keep picking on my daughterwife? She's trying her best.

>>74688107
Makes his threadshitting worse if he's still going on about it after all this time.

Test

>>74689454
God Gura loves me so much, and I love her so much

Gura
Wife

>>74689415
Don't test me.

>>74689068
she's not, that's why they pick on her

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>74690528
>*Lo touchõ*

I jwu. I got a night shift tonight

Does Gura ever fart into her cupped hand and smell it?

>>74690761
D-do you do that chumbie..?

>>74690086
Faggots have been having melties about Gura even back when her content output volume was like, the highest in EN
You're also using a successful outcome as a metric for how hard someone is trying, which makes no sense
Your logic is just plain retarded anon, what the heck is wrong with you

>>74690761
Does that work?

>>74690704
Same desu fellow vampirebud
I wish us both luck, and for the cool starry night to smile upon us

>>74683228
>>74683575
>>74683863
>>74684299
You have to give more proof than that and why would Gura randomly drop in that server and just openly give that information out? Yes Gura talked to us about wanting to move to Japan but she may not ever really do it but another hole in this story is she can not be beaten up if her brother is not in the same country as her. If this is going on giving us information will help us stop the bad stuff happening to her. I would like to go back to my Gura love bomb posts and talk about the funny stuff she does on stream but this kind of post is upsetting and just like the last people who posts stuff without proof I am not sure if I can take your word on this.

>>74690887
N-no... that'd be icky...

Wife soon?

>>74691027
Yes. A girl did it to me once. Called it "cupcaking". I acted disgusted by it, but I was diamonds.

Gura stream in 18 minutes, surely

>>74691057
*Good luck kiss chu~*

>>74690976
>what the heck is wrong with you
a lot, a severe lack of Gura for example

Knife spoon!

>>74691576
I hope so. I really would like a gaming stream. I know she wants to play the Luigi's Mansion remake I don't know when that will come out but if it's like the other one she played she will do back-to-back streams and beat the game.

>>74691027
>me when I’m doing my shit retention reps but mom made too much food again

>>74691775
I'm not a furry but...

>>74684104
Burger. It got meat, it got carbs and also veggie. It's the perfect balance meal

stuff me like a pot of honey, Gura
mmmh... make me feel goood.

What is wrong with you guys

>>74692442
What on earth do you mean sweetie
Go back to bed

>>74692591
I wish I freakin could mister.

>>74692442
Who are you talking about?

>>74692126
I will never put vegetables, outside of french fries, on my burger. The only toppings I consider are french fries, potato chips, a different meat, and sauces. The cheese used on pizza is also doable but that’s the only cheese.

>>74692812
(You).

Ai buds how do I make ai art without making an account?

>>74693002
What kind of GPU do you have?

>>74693002
You gotta download it to your machine. Idk how, visit /g/ maybe. All the online ones are cucked in one way or another so they’ll give you gruff if you let’s say want to depict Batman fucking Superman in his bussy

>>74693002
I would also like to know, and I think I'm too retarded to understand the instructions in /vtai/

>>74693002
install it locally on your machine. Come visit vtai and read the documentation. I have a 2060 and it runs well, I think as low as a 1080 could work

>>74693002
I had a similar thought with that site that generates music. I'm curious about how some of my favorite musicians sound when mashed up together. But I don't want to make a new account.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>74693002
you can also try Bing's AI thing, I don't think you need an account
it's a lot better but also heavily censored

>>74693565
fembuds don't want me, what do?

>>74694118
Live long enough so your competition dies off and then swoop in for easy pickings. That’s my plan at least.

>>74693002
Depends on your GPU, but I use sd webui forge with pony autism mix model + pony Gura lora+ adetailer extension to fix face and hands.

>>74694362
but I don't want sloppy seconds

>>74694118
>>74694362
If you make good money find foreign fembuds. That’s a popular thing right now to avoid western whores

>>74692843
Aside from the classic vegetables associated with hamburgers (onion, lettuce, tomato), there are a wide range of vegetables that are delicious on a burger (for simplicity I'm using the culinary definition of "vegetable"):

arugula
mushrooms
cucumber
corn
beans
olives
potatoes as you mentioned (fries)
artichoke
asparagus
chili peppers
cabbage (as a slaw for example)
fennel
fiddleheads
peanuts
chives
radicchio
rhubarb
radish
yam
watercress

Don't be a fucking philistine.

I want a fauna fembud minus the veganism

>>74693002
https://github.com/lllyasviel/stable-diffusion-webui-forge
This is a pretty good and easy setup I'm using with just a Gura lora and whatever nice model I like from civitai

>>74694820
Same. Aka Rei. But all around me are baka Asukas.

My canker sore seems to be healing. I'm trying not to mess with it.

>>74694775
I don’t eat any vegetables except again the fried potato. And before you ask I am actually a bit underweight for my height with a somewhat athletic physique
I’m fine with egg as a topping as well

>>74695186
I get those from too much juice

>>74695289
>I am actually a bit underweight for my height with a somewhat athletic physique

>>74695071
That DakimaGura is really clean, you can tell it’s been through some stuff

>>74695335
Yeah some fruits give it lot to me

>>74695402
>person from a low-income country struggling to find meat
For those in the developed world all you need is portion control and working out semi regularly to stay healthy

>>74695846
I don’t do either of those things

>>74693565
Do femboibuds count? I'm over women, need me a cute boy with a nice ass

>>74695980
Act like a terrorist and fast then. Skip breakfast as well as dinner and eat a huge meal for lunch enough to keep you from being peckish. You can still eat a couple of snacks at night but nothing crazy.
If you’re trying to get into exercising do climbing pushups start at 1 and increase it every day. It doesn’t even have to be all at once it can be through out the day. If you’re feeling frisky do a 20 second plank and increase by 2 seconds a day.
Both ways alone will help manage your weight and together can make you look better though no beach body

Why do I have sores appearing every once in a while inside my mouth? There's no possible way I could have mouth herpes. No one has mixed saliva with my face.
I've damaged the inside of my lips and kept messing with it so that might be the problem.

>>74691914
shit retention reps? That's a think? Isn't that unhealthy?

>>74695071
>no piss stains or shit streaks
fake fembud.

>>74697095
Canker sores don't really have a definitive cause. They're basically little ulcers in your mouth, and they can be caused by biting or otherwise hurting your cheek but nothing like that has to happen and they can still appear randomly, so you will get people saying just about everything under the sun as a cause. Stress, diet, toothpaste, viral reaction, allergic reaction, etc, but there's no real way to know for sure.

>>74680449
what would it feel like

>>74698367
Good fembuds wear diapers.

Gura drinking milkies

>>74690976
>Gura's content ouptu
>The highest in EN
Chumbie can you take me to your parallel timeline? Is Gura at least streaming once a week in it?

>>74698881
but that's what my mouth is for... :(

Gura nipple

nice ztreams

thirst quenching indeed.

>>74686727
SNIFFFFF

>>74698460
You get canker sores too eh?

>>74698961
Hand not on waste wrong

I want to fuck Gura while her tummy makes loud and embarrassing noises.

What do Gura's dirty socks smell like? I want access to them while they're still warm and moist. Suck on them like they're a coffee filter.

>>74691775
If I wanted to give my entire body a rash I'd jump into a bush full of poison ivy

>>74702513
don't know if there's anyone in this thread that wouldn't jump naked into an ivy bush for Gura. I'd shove a thistle up my ass and jump into a pile of broken glass covered with acid, salt and niggeraids just to exists in the same cubic kilometer of earth's atmosphere as her just for the chance to inhale one of her molecules.

I want to lick Gura's gums.

>>74703596
Are you sure?

MY wife

I need a show to watch

>>74704508
Anime or live action?

MY Gurandma.

>>74704508
Deadwood

>>74704274
pick out her plaque with my fingernails and eat it.

Finally ordered my holofes merch, looks like shipping isn't as crazy once again and I don't have to pay taxes again. I made sure to get the blue Hawaiian shirt so that I could match my sharkwife.

>>74704508
Undead unluck

I’m making a run to taco bell. You boys want anything?

>>74709161
I'm hungry.

It's raining here.
Do you love the rain or hate it?
I personally love the rain, it's comfy.

>>74709161
Get me uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2 5 layer burritos
and uhhh
3 doritos tacos
and ummmm
1 bucket of baja blast

>>74709371
it's comfy unless I have to go outside, can still be pleasant if it's not too cold or storming

>>74709371
I love the sound of it, there's nothing nicer than falling asleep to the sound of a storm. I don't like when it just drizzles for days and the air feels soaked though, which is kind of how it's been here.

>>74709945
>1 bucket of baja blast
Yo why does the baja blast from taco bell taste so much better than the one out of the can though, it's like 2 different drinks.

The rain already passed and now I'm upset, I hope I get more.

>>74699309
>Back when
>Back when
>Back when
>Like
>Like
>Like
Remember those numberfag posts from the other day showing that while she was now lowest, it wasn't by as much as you'd think? That's because She went HARD hard the first year or two

is Gura still a super pooper scooper?

>>74709161
Can you stop by a convenience store and grab me a few cokes?

>>74710455
Probably a similar situation to mcdonald's coke, in general even if it's the same ingredients, mixing syrup and water at a fountain drink dispenser and mixing them in a factory and then shipping will lead to slightly different tastes. I've had some at my taco bell that taste better and some that taste really watery, so my guess is that sometimes they just use a lot of syrup and that's why.

>>74709371
>>74710514
It just started raining for me now. I like the rain too.

Chumbies, I just got back from patrolling for like an hour or so and I swear to God I encountered like a dozen different frogs just sitting on or just next to the cart path
Most of them were in one area and pretty small, just a bit larger than my thumb, but there was one frog in particular on another part of the course than was bigger than my fist, just sitting right in the middle of the path - saw him too late to stop the cart headlights suck and it was near the crest of a hill, so I had to swerve a bit last second to avoid crushing it. It seemed perfectly okay at first glance, but when I stepped out of the cart and picked it up to move it off of the path, it went limp, and it let out a weak, pained sounding croak as soon as I set it down on the grass. Didn't get back up into the usual frog posture or anything either, just kept laying there, totally limp
I wasn't sure what to do, but I felt bad so I decided to pick it up and carry it back to the pond on the neighboring hole, a few hundred yards away (couldn't turn cart around, path too narrow). Totally limp, no resistance, no attempts to escape, no sounds or anything the whole way there. I put it down right by the lip of the water, but he just went limp again just like before
I have no idea if I did the right thing or not, but I can only imagine being back at the pond would help, right? Either way, at least he's not as likely to become roadkill now
Man, I hope the little fella is doing okay

I don't understand the hate for Burger King and the idolization of McDonalds, they're not that different to me. Most fast food garbage is fine when you're in the mood for it.

I mostly stopped buying fast food, because it's not that fast anymore and the prices are almost as high as regular restaurants now

>>74711749
you just started a war between the frogiwawas and dino guras

>>74712673

it's only april and i think i'm gonna put in my AC tomorrow
it's too damn hot

>>74711749
it probably had brain parasites or something.

i miss my wife

Cunny fembud TuT

>>74713555

I hope my wife comes back tomorrow

>Gets me to re-member by doing one(1) members only zatsu
>fucks off never to be heard from again
I really shouldn't be this easy to manipulate

>>74713555
>trying to find sauce
>reddit
>deleted by mods

>>74714481
She’s a crafty little temptress, you never stood a chance

>>74714481
my rule is 3 streams in a week and i'll re-join
>>74714507
reddit is the worst
though i did get warned here for posting le fishe au chocolat

>>74714481
>he cares about 5 dollars

>>74714613
blue board, nothing one can do

>>74712673
Not the race war I had in mind but eh, I'll take it
>>74713109
That brain parasite? Me

>>74715340
Oyasame

>>74715340
sleep tight buddy

I feel eepy but I don't want to eep

>>74715934
then stay up and fap.

>>74715340
sharkdreams

UUUUUUUU I MISS GURA UUUUUUUUUUUUU

WHERE IS MY MOMMYYYY!? WAHHHH!!!

>>74718129

2xa42hgoop goop doko

Gura's tail is also her diaper.

>>74718887
goop goop is with me

is the fallout show actually good
it looks stupid as hell

>>74719188
sort of, it's decent compared to what's being shat out nowadays, but If you don't care about the lore etc. it's good I suppose.

>>74719188
looks like woke garbage with cheap cgi. like all made for streaming service cheaps shit. i won't watch any normie trash anymore. If it ain't slice of life about cute school girls doing cute things, they can suck my lolicon balls. Yes I base my taste in media off Gura's anime preferences.

>>74719868
Gura seemed to like the show

>>74719917
I'd watch it with her, but just watch her enjoying it instead. Would just watch her cute face, and not the show at all.

>>74719987
I feel like it would be an unpleasant experience to watch a show with someone and have them just stare at your face the entire time

>>74720079
I'd stare at her every moment I was with her. All during the date, the dinner and the movie. My eyes wouldn't leave her beautiful face, burning it into my memory, just in case i lose her. I'll also be inhaling her scent every breath, cementing her odor into my permanent memory banks. I'll never let her hand go either. I want to merge with her flesh.

>>74720171
But if you didn't act that overly offputting, you could probably spend more time with her before she reaches max creeped out and asks you to leave

>>74720300
It's physically impossible for the inherently creepy to not be creepy, so might as well double down. Anyway, she can't leave, big padlock on the door of my rape shed.

>>74720428

I don't feel like going to the gym. So much for getting big again. What's it all for anyway?

>>74721179

there's bound to be a frame when I wake up, this time for sure!

>>74721296
personal health!
and having big meaty claws is fun

>>74721672
I disagree. I guess it was fun for a while when I was 20 but I got sick of being too bulky pretty quick.

I’m on my night shift and I was eating and I saw a roach crawl across the ground and now I’m not hungey anymore.

You know what? Nvm. I woke up because of some truck honking every 5 seconds, then the neighbors dog started barking hysterically and now some fag boomer is having fun with a leaf blower. I'm not gonna keep listening to this, I'll just go to the gym. I swear, just use a fucking rake. Bunch of asocial assholes.

>>74721861
hell yeah
get that PUMP

>>74721278
I can't be the only one that saw this...

>>74722502
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>74719188
I feel like legit Fallout humor would be if he got away for a little bit died anyway. If that's the way they want to play it for TV then whatever I guess.

>>74721861
That sounds relatable, but also isn't it Monday? Shouldn't you and most people be going to work?
I work Tuesday to Friday nights so I shouldn't say too much.

https://twitter.com/GrenkiDesuNe/status/1784798576675115218
can someone give me the source for this pls

>>74722502
Got dem aliens took 'er sherks!

Gura used to have 136 following on twitter, then dudul's ban brought it to 135, but now it's at 134? Who else was banned?

>>74723307
me

>>74709371
I like listening to the rain, especially at night and during a thunderstorm, but I hate going out in it.

>>74721847
Give it to the roach once he trusts you splat >:)

>>74723353
I've already mentioned you dudul

>>74722502
anon fucked up the soundpost so he deleted it

>>74722862
No idea who first made it,but it's an edit from Shinkiro

>>74722922
They took 'er sherks?

>>74723307
Who even cares at this point? Obsessing over her following list isn't going to bring her back, you know

My bunny hurts (boy cunny). New word I just made up, let me know what you think.

>>74724201
bunny?

>>74724201
Are you a small, cute, femboybud? If not, then ew.

>>74724201
Just masturbate. You'll probably feel less confused after.

>>74724239
cute and bunny

It was crazy crowded at the gym. Fuck I hate Mondays. >>74722794 no chance I'm going back to work on days like this. And that damned truck is still honking every 5 seconds. Why the fuck is it even doing that for over 2 hours? I am so done with people.

>>74724436
Nta but that doesn't work. I'm sick of doing that. I need a fantastic barging by a fembud.

>>74724201
kill yourself you fag, troon or whatever you are

>>74722922

>>74724661
Where the hell do you live for things like this to be a problem?

>>74724879
Somebody’s bunny has been neglected hasn’t it

I knew we had troons in here but man, why can't they be less weird about it

>>74725196
>antis
>not being weird about it
It's what they are paid for

>>74725084
The fucking suburbs, man. It can't get more chill then where I'm at. At least it's supposed to be like that. There's hardly any cars passing by here but this place is 10 times more noisy and annoying then when I lived in the city.

>>74725136
Nta but yeah, mine has been. I've been waiting for a whole year. Just come and get some, fembuds, you know where I'm at. It doesn't bite, you know.

I'm hot, funny and fit. Single hags and housewives alike would kill for all of me, you know. And here I am, right for the taking. Are you dumb?

Sure, I'm a bit eccentric and a bit of a schizo but I'm a harmless, nice guy. I'm a switch, I can adapt to all your desires and make all your fantasies come to life. And it's all for free! Don't hesitate, just call me, you know the number.

>>74725196
That's why we also called those retards queers.

>>74725326
>but this place is 10 times more noisy and annoying then when I lived in the city.
That's bullshit, but I believe it. You're just not used the countryside noise.
Also who starts up a leaf blower so early in the morning? I think that no matter where you live that there's a mutual respect that you aren't supposed to rev up a lawn machine while others are trying to sleep.

>>74725784
There's nothing queer about needing a fantastic barging done by a fembud.

>>74723886
TERK'A'SHERK!

>>74725943
It wasn't a leaf blower. It was one of those things you use to cut the edges of the lawn where it borders against a wall or something. They where using it to cut the whole fucking lawn. I saw him when I left for the gym. The best thing about it is that they know very well that it makes an insufferable amount of noise cuz they always wear ear protection. Makes sense tho, I was thinking about what kind of jackass needed to use a leaf blower in spring of all times. It was an honest mistake tho. You should hear this place in autumn. It's ridiculous.

>>74726255
I suppose that all this talk about fantastic bargings has gotten me pretty horny. I'm so done with wanking tho. Fuck. My. Life.

>>74726263
I ain’t reading all that anti. Nice try though.

>>74726493
You're not wrong, I guess. I guess I'm pretty anti-normalfag-suburb-boomer.

>>74726263
Well best of luck is all I can say.

I swear, fembuds, it's just a matter of time until I go out and find myself a dommy mommy to get that fantastic barging that I am owed. Or maybe I'll just order a strap-on online and go to a hooker and tell her to go wild. I don't think that counts as cheating.

>>74726654
Did you take pre workout or something. You talk like I do when I’m speeding on adderall

>>74726784
ok, fakebud

>>74726926
Lmao. Look who's talking.

>>74726854
No, I really don't think I should take pre anymore. My heart starts hurting when I drink as much as a tiny redbull nowadays. I'm just having a moment.

>>74727015
yeah your dad, i a deeply disappointed in you

>>74727093
Yea, well, right back at you, old man.

Sure, I turned out to be quite the slut but at least I'm not the ryonafag. In fact, I'm pretty sure I hate that bastard more than you do. What does that make us then?

Anyway, I'm gonna eat my salad. Smell ya in a bit, nerds.

wat

>>74722862
>>62470586
this is the source of the edit, i made it

Behold! The meal of champions.

>>74728151
I'm a philistine so my diet is mostly hot pockets, peanut butter, chicken, and cheese. What is that and why does it look good?

Oyasame, hopefully gura soon.

>>74728667
sharkdreams

Child

>>74728667
Oyasame.
Goob morning.

>>74729006
yeah mine

>>74728211
It's called a "salad". They're made of vegetables. This one has lettuce, red beet, white cole, carrots, rucola, couple of raisins, bit of sweet pepper, couscous and a little bit of sliced chicken breast. It was lacking a bit of sour tho so I should have added some sliced pickles.

>>74728211
As for why it looks good, it's the colors. It is in fact very tasty tho but yeah, was lacking a bit of sour.

Buds, do you remember which member stream was when she sang Shinkiro forma de suave voz?

>>74729575
>>74729706
I really should eat better. Way too much processed garbage in my diet.

>>74729903
You know what the best part is? It doesn't even take 10 minutes to prepare.

Feels good to avoid the fomo and not re-member her. Also won't buy fes merch. Finally freedom.

Engrish

>>74730953
mm morning gurass the meal of champions

look at this little slut

Ah, yes. Butt png's, the cure-all panacea.

>>74732328
those are jpgs dumbud

Why does Gura keep raping me?

>>74732518
lucky bastard...

fuck Gura I love Gabby now

I'm Gura's favorite chumbud

>>74735297
Gabby is a huge whore and you'll get every single known STD if you fuck her.

>>74735373
but gura is gabby....

>>74735582
Retard

>>74728006
do you have a twitter or something?

Alright chumbuds, it's official I'm balding. Therefore the only one worthy of being Gura's husband.

>>74735582
meds