/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SEX with OLDER WOMEN

>almost 2 weeks without updating the OP links
do you guys even watch streams

>>74695815
no

>>74695801

>>74695815
I don't even watch streams or jong, I come here for very welcoming community and the yuzu posters.

>>74695815
yes but i dont bother

>>74695815
I'm watching tileman right now, but I'm not going to put twitch vod links into the OP that no one reads anyway.

>>74695815
no. i wait for friendlies and occasionally play ranked

>>74695815
other people took over when I was gone and I'm afraid that if I start baking again they'll stop

Oh, he doesnt own hat?

Intense orgasm dumping hot cum into the italian dragon

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>>74697428
Only if they look like this.

I forgot to charge my phone when I got up and wont be at my PC when tilecuck ends. May or may not be a ratepost for his current deranking.

...

>>74699313

>>74699313

>>74699313

>>74699373
>>74699405
You have to let me go...

>>74699459
Even if I let you go you'll come right back.

>>74699313
i'll miss you...

you retards have a serious posting in the wrong thread problem

>>74699570
?

Shut up

>>74699641
check /mjg/ I was going to call him out but /mjg/ already has /jong/ in a bad name so it's better to just leave it as a random post

Molesting mikoanon while mikoanon is passed out drunk!

>>74699684
>check /mjg/
Shan't

I'm going to pippa post in /mjg/

>>74699684
Bullying furry is for /jong/ only!

>>74699716
based, seeing so many /jong/ anons showing up when that one guy said he was going to join the /mjg/ league was unsettling

>>74699764
someone has already been posting Panko

>>74699764
/mjg/ already likes phase connect except for the anti-vtuber schizo

>>74699900
>the anti-vtuber schizo
Yeah, me. Stop shitting up other boards with vtubers.

I made this post

>>74700113
Prove it!

>>74700129

>>74699900
lol
lmao

>>74700113
>>74700224
Based

guessing you got third/fourth

im going to have sex with a woman and you guys cant stop me

>>74701245
Working on it

>>74701208
Stop trying to leave and the pain will end.

you should just finish it out in tonpuu desu

>>74701208

>>74701450
That artstyle gives me ‘shitty western adult cartoon’ vibes

>shadowrealmed

you're here forever

bad kitty

Lets fucking try this again...

ganbatte

>>74707501(me)
>Room full of nyaggers
oh, gonna be one of those games...

>>74707501
Why do you keep trying to leave?

>>74707606
Because your cooking sucks!

>>74707655

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

>>74707589
1 of those cats look suspiciously like a smurf and the other 2 look suspiciously like a bad smurfs

>>74707898

Finally

>>74709746
come back right now!

>>74709746
based

>>74709746
welcome to the bad boy club

>>74709790
Shan't

>>74709746

>>74709818

>>74709982
What?

>>74709746
By the way, Honoured Expert, you should do a jong tutorial stream, since some of us are still in Adept! shill it on /pcg/ or no balls :^)

>>74710084
No, and also no. I know I'm dogshit and jong.

don't follow the cats footsteps

An Expert who does not believe in his own Dao... is there a sadder sight than that?

>>74710084
What we really need is a master jong tutorial stream for all of the keksperts.

>>74710325
I'm just willing to admit that I know a lot of it boiled down to luck and brute force. That last game was a perfect example of me playing poorly and just forcing the win, and could have easily blew up in my face.

>>74710154

cat?

>>74710640

>>74710640
we got another Yuzu?

>>74710640
f2p curse, prease undastandu

>>74710923
I'm F2P too famous cat...

>>74710640
what is fox doing? this thread needs an orange leader

>>74710712
all will become yuzu

I'll get m1 for you guys, the dog will carry me.

>>74711005
please observe this replay >>74654795
for an example of the games I am dealt for not having gacha characters unlocked; I promise you this one is almost kino

>>74711086
bird is still adept 7, he's your leader now

>>74710923
jade didnt keep me in jade

>>74711203
Only cause he's grinching ranked

>>74711198
Both of my Japanese novice 2 alts rolled a character with anniversary scrolls, you should get luckier

>>74711198
I just started it, but I don't know if refusing chiitoi from turn 2 with 4 pairs is a great example of it especially when you aren't follow cutting when you start to fold afterwards and even push half suji over genbutsu

do you guys really only attach images of your main to posts and not just select the emotes with the most fitting expression?

>>74712211
I attach fitting emotes unless it might make an anon think I'm a specific other anon.

>>74712211
I do a bit of both, but I tend to avoid using a character someone mains if I have an alternative emote from someone else to use.

>>74712013
I thought you only accept chiitoi with 5...

>>74712211
yeah, which is weird given this thread is following the >names meme

I accept chiitoi with two pairs

>>74712372
it depends on the bakyou, but I don't think there's a particularly good reason to cut 6m here and kill it over 8m or maybe even 8s if you're committed to just going tanyao dora for the renchan, if your other pairs turn into good shapes take that over chiitoi

Chiitoi is a garbage hand and should be removed from the game in the upcoming ryanpeikou buff patch.

>>74712477
and treating the emotes as avatars is the "famous X" meme taken to the extreme
a fascinating evolution of culture indeed

>>74712211
I choose whatever emote works best but I will use certain ones if who I am is relevant to the post

>>74712780
Chiitoi is the thinking man's hand

>>74713075
What's there to think about other than undeserved ura?

>>74713075
chiitoi is my favorite hand to build

>>74713153
Changing your single wait to a tile you know your opponent has/needs to discard to target them directly with a dama chiitoitsu

>>74713153
chiitoi is the only yaku that deserves ura for the guaranteed bad wait

i'm surrounded by fucking chiitoi apologists
they could even be retarded vtubers alts at this point

You are all retarded. The best yaku is open tanyao.

My mahjong oshi loves chiitoi

>>74713826
Would that still count as the yakuman?

redditoi

>>74714210
You forgot the second toi

>>74713882
Yeah

>>74714399
toitoi is based and honorable
unlike chiitoi which uses underhanded and luckshitting tactics

>>74714399
toitoi is based and your reward for failing a suuankou, redditoi is for cucks who don't want to open their hand with their dora pair just in case they need to fold

>houtei dora into dealer haneman after your riichi got chased
Xeniabros...

Having a wholesome time with mikoanon!

>>74715386
Things are going well for anon

>>74714448
Neat, I thought it would, but wasn't sure. I've tried going for it, but have only managed a honroutou, which stacked as expected. Just wasn't sure if tsuuiisou required a standard hand for its yaku to count. It almost came up in an IRL game (tenpai reached, but didn't complete), but no one was entirely sure if it would have counted and we just decided we would have counted it regardless.

Wasn't sure if it was like a ryanpeikou situation, though I understand why that doesn't stack.

>>74715711
https://riichi.wiki/Tsuuiisou

>more toitoi than chiitoi
You're retarded
>more chiitoi than toitoi
You're a redditor
>same amount
You have achieved perfect balance in your life

>>74709746
>I will have to start ranking now or I will be left behind
I guess it's time to stop fucking around

>>74715783
Someone at the IRL game looked at that fucking page on his phone when we were talking about this and said it didn't mention it. I will call him retarded next time I see him.

>>74715813
>You're retarded
And proud.

>>74715813
almost...

>>74715813
at least I'm not a redditor

>>74715813

>>74715813
>>74716141

>>74695660
I think I would discard 2s here.
1m2m3m ~ there's no sense tearing this apart
5p5p5p ~ there's no sense tearing this apart
2p3p4p ~ there's no sense tearing this apart
2p3p ~ this could turn into a set or the pair
2s4s6s ~ this could turn into a set or the pair

2s4s6s is preferred over 2p3p for the pair because it might turn into 4s4s (extra dora)
2p3p also has a better wait for the set than 2s4s6s, which will eventually have to get torn apart
between 2s and 6s, keeping 6s is marginally better because one of the 3s is tied up in the dead wall

>>74716548
What the fuck

>>74716548
I don't think I have you on my friend's list.

>>74716935
get out of here stalker

The joys of being a Miko main

>>74717074
oh wait, I do. You were next to the other yuzu so I overlooked you.

>>74717114
tilecuck

>>74717114
Uooooh! Raping mikoanon!

>>74717114

>>74717114
>all numbers of this post are of the same suji

>>74717324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TbbvXK5QS8

>>74717324
anon it's time to take a break from mahjong

that was incredibly stressful

>>74717477
Pippa you sucked at phase wars. Go back to playing jong and doing react content.

Blitz no tips four red 5s

Majsoul Friends Room 18645(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=18645

>>74717611
3/4

do you guys want more ranked practice rooms?

>>74717714
Dunno. I just want to play mahjong man. If you want me to tryhard, just say so.

>>74717714
I'll play almost anything as long as it isn't s*nma or whatever fucked up variant I got tricked into playing once

>>74717611
3/4
>>74717758
I might start again for the new goldkeks, but i dont feel like tryharding right now
>>74717767
>fucked up variant I got tricked into playing once
hey that was fun but it needs to be 1 han next time

>>74717946
not the one you hosted, I think it might've been chink jong, it had root and some other weird shit

>>74717966
that does sound pretty fucked up. where did you play that at?

>>74718085
someone logged into the /pcg/ palworld server to ask for jongers and that's what I ended up in

>>74718150
trusting anons coming into weird servers telling you to go to weird places like that is how you get raped anon

>>74712211
i make edits to have a wider range of expressions

>>74718479
why dont you post much its loney without you

>>74717370
I don't wear underwear under my trousers and I'm feeling very called out.
But I'm not on Windows so deleting System32 is not an option. When he says, "there is only one way" does he mean that figuratively or is there no hope for me?

>>74718586
ah... didn't think anyone would notice, i think i'm a bit burned out on jong, sowwy w_w

>>74717611
WJ

>>74717611
wj

>>74717611
well jonged

wow an undustable blue, thanks yostar

>>74719090
Settle down gweilo, that's the equivalent of 200 jade

>>74718609
idk but he died so we can't ask him

>>74719201
at least I can turn that 200 jade into 1/10th of another roll

I can also steal wwyd’s

>>74719447
3p, give me that terminal shanpon if I don't get the pinfu

>>>/vg/475604838
Another League announcement has hit /mjg/.

>>74719643
I'll play in this one.

>>74719643
if this one isn't a shitpost I'll sign up

>>74719447
>>74719562
Answer

>>74719643
i'm too shy to be a captain, which /jong/er can draft me into his team?

>>74720054
I've volunteered

>>74720054
someone already threatened to draft everyone /here/, I assume he's still going to be a captain

Can't draft me if I don't sign up

>>74720432
No! Get back here!

>>74720432
>missing out on League 5 2

what the hell is league

>>74720701
Its an /mjg/ event where you play mahjong in teams.

I'm going to grinch all my games.

>>74720900
I'll sub in for all your games unless they're late aus timeslot

I think I'm going to sing up for League 5 2 and League 5 3

>>74718969
>The real answer
He's too busy getting groomed in the Kubie discord.

Thread death approaches

>Xenia signed up as captain for the /mjg/ league
/jong/ team?

>>74723501
Could happen

I'll consider signing up but I refuse to not play like a retard.

>>74723567
I was only planning on drafting retards to begin with. If the /jong/ team comes together, we're probably gonna die horribly.

Actually nevermind, I just looked at their thread again and they're doubling down on being retarded. I ain't committing to anything until they have at least figured out what they're doing.

>>74723744
We'll see what happens I guess.

>>74723744
I'll just sign up and if it works it works if it doesn't I won't participate

Do you guys reckon there's enough people around to fill a room at the moment?

>>74726315
I'll play when my game ends.

>>74726315
I'm MAI

my game has ended
much bankai gyakuten was had

Mail from your friend Xenia, its a friendly room
Majsoul Friends Room 41713(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=41713
Ordinary rules. It may take a while to fill since we're out in the desert.

>>74727080
2/4. I'll probably give it 15 minutes then crosspost to /mjg/

...

>>74727080
3/4

Okay, I'm not convinced we're gonna find another person here.

>>74727080
nevermind, started

Live!

i think that's enough junchan forcing for the night

my closed junchan :(

Look at this fool, and laugh at him

>>74727080
WJ~

wj

5 junchans either tenpai or ishanten in that second game

>>74727080
Wj!

>>74730774

>>74727080
WJ, thanks for coming

>>74730974
nevermind only 4 i think and one was ryanshanteneither way, will never learn my lesson

>>74731115
Cute montage! The desert on the tiles was a new experience...

>wake up
>miss a koko

>>74735145
I wait till you specifically are asleep to post them.

>>74735203
precision timing as I only slept for 3 hours to flip my sleep schedule

Praying at the shrine with mikoanon to improve flow!

Playing Mahjong in English is kinda pathetic

>>74735867
What does that even mean?

>>74735867
I only play in traditional Chinese

>League 5 2 already imploded
>League 5 1 revealed the signups
League 5 3 it is I guess

The argument in /mjg/ still rages...

>>74736308
We should make our own leauge. Except it's just women playing lovense mahjong.

>>74736308
I'm less convinced that the first announcement was a shitpost at this point, either way I signed up for 3

>>74738040
I'm not quite sure myself. I think it'll be run if there are actually players who want to play in it, but I sure as hell don't.

>>74737232
Pippa...

>>74739866
>He thinks Pippa still plays mahjong
lol
lmao

how much are you paying your opponents right now doragon?

>>74741281
I don't know...

stop playing ranked, I don't want to be forced into queuing out of rank pressure

>>74741662
of course. Just for you, I'll grinch ranked for another day.

>>74741662
are you trying to trick me into playing ranked?

>>74741281
Not enough it would seem.

>>74712877
oy vey, you guys play so much and have the gall--the chutzpah, even--to clown on me for being adept, oy gevalt it's like anoda shoah

>>74742164
Did you click the right post? Or are you falseflagging as the anon with those stats

>>74742228
I clicked the wrong number stop holocausting me

Pippa is already on the last page of my list again...

>>74720749
why would you play mahjong in teams? might as well go to /rlg/ and play Angband in teams wait I bet those fuckers actually do that

2v2 mahjong but your teammate is your toimen

>>74744717
mahjong eucher. You gain points from dealing into your toimen or ronning the other team.

>>74744434
Because it looks fun™, you get to draft or be drafted to a team, get forced to bond with them while creating your team theme, make OC, and shitpost about how your team is better than all the others and that even if you lose it's because the other team were niggers that picked nothing but saints and their OC was souless garbage.

I always been to why to join any of the leagues...

>>74746394
Why what anon?

>>74746394
Too shy*

>>74746432

>>74746394

>>74746394
Just sign up, this is the first league for all of us.

Make sure you sign up for the right one...

draft me if you need a team grinch

>>74747047
I signed up for the go league, I'm going to grinch league 3 so don't draft me

>>74747210
...

>>74747288
It's not my fault a better league showed up

>>74747358
Oh you meant the board gimmick league, and not league 5 (1). I thought I was gonna have to go to your house and kill you for a second.

I hate wemi stalkeranon

>>74747565

I don't

>>74747565
have you tried not losing?

>>74747565
just win

>>74747565
He is very cute, he should become a PNGtuber

>>74747840
stop trying to groom anons and just click go live yourself

>>74747950
I already did

Soon™

>>74748195
grats on the curse, see you at 600

>>74747840
Why stop there? A vtuber model is just a few hours in vroid away.

>>74748783
Just make a jong tile with a goofy face on it and call it a day, honestly

>>74749089
Don't be ridiculous. Only a real dork would do something that silly .

>east 1 dama chiitoi in sanma
anon, you might be retarded

even sanma isn't safe anymore...

>>74749481
>stalking sanma

>>74749481
why are you doing this anon?

two jongstalkers?

>there are more than one wemi stalkeranons

>>74749946
that's a third jongstalker

building 7

>>74749978
no i just like using wemi images when i stalkpost

jongstalking is a thread pastime.

I miss the communal jongstalking nights

>>74750151
I haven't done a stream in a while. Probably could sometime. Feels like most nights there's someone else to watch though.

>try to jongstalk sanma dama guy
>the only other guy on my list playing was the famous M1 deranker playing standard

>>74750375
I don't have him either

>>74750412
Classic.

>>74750375
i logged off after that game

>>74750375
Famous M2 deranker, excuse you.

>>74750627
Thanks for giving me hope that, I too, with enough variance, can one day be a master.

>>74750656
Mikoanon, you are only fit to be someone’s jong wife (mine).

it's easy to get to m3

I only stalk little girls

>>74695660
This guys face when he was a face cam streamer looked like a fucking goblin

>>74750627
>famous
pfft posers I bet you aren't even slightly famous

https://www.youtube.com/live/zL-g8rkM3FY?si=ngTlJ3A1dkzEDJrE&t=3420

New Moco tilt just dropped

>>74752027

>>74752038
I'm having trouble understanding why she would cut that shape at all

>>74752256
She went for chiitoi while keeping folding as an option.

>>74752027
backread last /mjg/ thread, they're basically a celebrity

>>74752838
a bit late for a 3 pair chiitoi pivot...

>/mjg/ still having a melty about League

Deranking, round two
https://www.twitch.tv/koikawakei

>>74755768
ganbare

So which league should I register for?

>>74756338
Probably the one with the old rules, I didn't see any /jong/ anons signed up for the frank league

>>74756338
sign up for the go league

>>74756338
the one with /jong/ anons

>>74756801
Which one is that? I'm probably not signing up, but it would be nice to know just in case I change my mind.

>>74757153
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-kcv2_5PnbVLB9bpaGSbXYGaT5SrbkiE4hBHsqb4ixY/edit
you can see the players by clicking "main sheet"

>>74756801
Is miko participating? I want to massage miko shoulders after a hard and exciting game...

>>74757701

>>74758237
>woman
>naughty slut
tautology

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge4sfPVEVLE
can't believe i missed the new season of mahjong soul anime kino

>>74757754
god, why are you like this?
do you enjoy making /jong/ers lust after you that much? you are a disgusting whore and I love you

>>74759012
I just bump the thread anon...

Also, we've hit bump limit. This thread is not long for this world.

>>74759126
hurry lets have sex before the thread ends!

Loving passionate sex with mikoanon!

>>74759126
Good, let it die.

>>74695815
Now's your chance anon, update the OP before I'm forced to page 11 bake an unchanged OP.

i was promised deranking

>>74759969
he was too good

>>74759969
nobody ever deranks

>>74759969
Sorry...

>>74760612
you're our last homegrown master, don't derank

eat >>74760791