/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>74702053
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>got bit by kobo's dog
>is probably gonna die from rabid

>>74702053
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/octavio

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

>No karkalicious
God fucking dammit Ruze one of these days YOU WILL SING IT

>>74702063
amen

SUBJECT TO CHANGE BECAUSE ITS A SHITPOST WITH NO THOUGHT PUT INTO IT AT ALL :)
>Mon - wir
>Tue - shashingo (trying it again and doesn't sound enthuiastic at all)
>(a tangent about wanting to do a duo collab with axel, and a duo collab with kuro, neither of them league, maybe next week after)
>Wed - needs may 1st off to go shopping
>Thu - buckshot roulette
>Fri - handcam snack eating
>Sat - karaoke practice that he really really does not want to do, but will do, either late at night or midday, either way kys ESTellion and eat the rebroadcast
>Sun - menshi of some kind

>>74701992
looking gay is what pays Bettle's bills anon

>>74702063
AMEN. Bless Crimzon Ruze.

>>74702063
Amen.

>>74702239
>>Fri - handcam snack eating
kill this genre

Someone post the hakka cat face

I would watch Armis musical

>>74702239
thank you anon but I think you might want to watch another boy for a while

>>74702239
>snack eating
he's gonna get cancelled. finally.

>>74702326

again almost leaving gibby out if chat didn't mention him...

>>74702359
how will i know when we're so back if i don't keep watching to see if he gets better soon from his awful case of stupid dumb bitch disease

>What's your basketball position
>I was the s..sl...sl...slamdunker

i thought ruze was gonna say slut

>>74702239
Bettelion...

>>74702248
I don't mind if he looks gay the problem is that he looks gay and not friendly, I don't know if you catch, I want a brother and if he is the town bicycle might be a little weird but he is still my brother.

>he's so low energy that he has decided to leave the stream to go to the vending machine for an iced coffee

>>74702471
I guess that means small forward since no other position starts with s

>>74702239
Why does he love Kuro so much

how is he able to make me excited about clouds

>>74702537
It you want a brother watch Hakka, Altare, or Ruze

>>74702564
hurry. someone cum in his mouth. he left it open for a reason.

>>74702564
His cheeks are so chonky

>unarchived karaoke with no ruzader lightstick emote
please..

Hey anons, help me out, when I left last thread THIS all popped up and now I cant comment or anything unless I go into incognito mode....

>Hakka on a squat toilet

>>74702564
We desperately need a cum edit.

>>74702537
Welcome to putting up with a talent's 2nd outfit that they'll never switch off because it caters to their specific tastes

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1784772438649438578
malaysian x flaytel

>>74702537
i hate that he doesn't look like a clown anymore

>>74703005
heh... it's so much better compared to nij-- >>74702063 ACK

Ruze took away the block game!

>>74703005
jealous.......

>>74702729
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

>i'm at the point in my career where its time for vocal lessons
its been 16 months

>>74702053
/ΜΑΝS/ 诫命。
>1.为什么不与 /stars/ 合并?
你不可凌驾于邻舍的讨论之上。
>2.你们想和 Hololive 合作吗?
这不是我们关心的问题。
>3.你们想和Nijisanji合作吗?
这不是我们关心的问题。
>4.你们看到男孩的号码了吗?
这不是我们关心的问题。
>5.你看到 /catalogue/ 在说什么了吗?
你不要在他们的粗话上浪费时间。
>6.诱饵者在侮辱你的兄弟!
你不要在他们的粗话上浪费时间。
>7.嘿,猜猜我从 Hololive/Nijisanji 那里听到了什么!
你的话不属于这座圣殿。
>8.你们应该分分——
你不可。

因此,我宣布这条线是圣洁的。

He's been singing a lot, but none of it has been in my bed

>>74703005
>iwn have qt3.14 muslim friend to gush about Flay with
Feels bad

>>74703005
the dude with his hand raised is me doing our honored stars salute

Imagine slapping shinri so hard his face is bruised for weeks ToT

>>74703096
kek

>>74703194
This happened a while ago with my firefox and I had to use chrome for /MANS/.... so turning it on and off doesnt work....

>>74703217
BEGONE FOUL DEMON

>>74703267
imagine shinri eating you out and clamping him with your thighs and he has bruised swollen ears and jaw for a week or two afterwards and has to chuckle awkwardly and avoid the question when somebody asks him if he got caught in an automatic door or some shit

>>74703267
don't slap mama he'll get addicted to it

>"Your ass is grass and I'm the mower."
Ayo?

>>74703205
Imagine having a talent that started vocal lessons in a timely manner

>>74702729
Try deleting your cache or resetting your 4chan X configuration

>>74703347
I CACKLED. Ruze is spitting bars today

>>74703320
UUUOOOOOHH

>>74703267
Shinri ryona is underrated ToT

>>74703265

>>74702729
Export your settings, reset and import to test which one keep fucking things up.

>>74703408

still his best outfit just for this

>>74703217
Ching chong

>>74703320
I'm watching him rn you can't do this

>>74703320
That's some good shit

>Hades 2 mention
Will anyone play the beta?

>>74703578
he'd taste blood for (You), anon. its not bad, just different, and sometimes it has to be done. ;)

>>74703541
>*gropes bettel*
>no dick
>he's smooth as a mannequin down there
Bettel is now a woman

>>74703673
>now

>>74703673
>smooth as a mannequin
he'd be a doll more than a woman

Yes, please Ruze. Enrich me. PLEASE.

>>74703724
Bettel is a sex doll. wbk

>>74703808
sexdolls are more useful that bettel

>>74703541
whenever he gets a hard-on his head just peeks at that window

Gaslighting Bettel into singing metal from Scandinavian Neo Nazi bands rn
>>74703217
BATBITER CHING CHONG

>>74703724

>>74703673
The word is neuter

>>74703863
>having nips
that's a no-no for anime men

>>74703357
>>74703412
Ah! I hit reload on the 4chan x extension and that fixed it thanks!

>>74703913
yeah?

If youtube had channel points like twitch we could actually have proof of loyalty and gamble

>>74703945
MODSWSSSSSSSSS

>>74703913
i see you are not updated with your anime dude porn.

>>74703856
not a neo nazi band but I wish he'd sing anything from Rammstein one day. Hakka's voice would be a better fit for it though.

they detained mama...

>>74704044
Anime men only have nips in porn, and only if they are the bottom and get them licked

He was.....inkoicerated.......

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1784778031250522527
hakka schedule official repost

speaking of, whose nipples would taste the best in stars en?

Bettel just shit on my music taste, time to rape him
>>74704138
>The nips have no nips
Wtf

>>74704138
Schrodinger's nipples....

>>74704275
>SURPRISE HEHEH
I swear to god if it's not 3d announcement.....

Protecting Ruze’s smile

>>74704275
LOVE MAMA
LOVE WIWI
LOVE MAMA'S WIWI

>>74702729
There's a newer fork of 4chan X which is more up to date than the standard version, but I forget what it is because I don't use it because it fucked up the icons in the top-right corner because the developer didn't want to use the same font library.

Kobo really does just flow through life huh

>>74704275
Excited for buckshot roulette
>SURPRISE HEHEH
I still don't think it's 3D, but as another anon said it probably isn't a cover either.
>>74704422
It most likely won't be dude

>>74704439
I am channeling my energy to not let ruzaders become like koipanions or magmites

>>74703945
That's a woman. Also SIR THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

>>74704539
concernfags and racist?

>>74704539
They're gonna find the white computer eventually

>>74704107
>>74704169
QRD? I'm watching Ruze

>>74704539
If you've watched a specific Ruze menshi, you know that he's happy to filter his fanbase to his standards, and will provide guidance and cultivation to meet where he wants us to sit. I trust him to have it in hand.

What the fuck.

>>74704606
ungrateful bitches

>Monster at 500k
I did my part

>Has lost a house to a fire
>Has lost a house to a flood
Buddy...

>>74704720
Magmites? Their only sin was loving an ungrateful bitch

>>74704513
iirc wasn't HQ 3D announced in a random Altare stream before posted on the official twitter? so it's still possible Hakka's surprise stream is for the announcement

It's a nihilist approach but I agree with what Ruze's saying. I try to live by it but it's hard.

>>74704646
At the airport a sleep deprived Shinri forgot to declare a powerbank in his bag and they detained him for a bit for questioning before their flight back to Japan

>>74704845
I truly believe the covid incident flipped the switch that resulted in what magni became

>>74704968
arigatou, skycompass!

>>74704926
Airport staff are FAGS and WHORES

>>74704720
what is your beef with the kois

>>74704926
as a Latam 3rd worldler, what kind of hellhole shitland oppresive regime Indonesia has? a friggin powerbank triggers them?

>>74704968
that whole thing was so stupid

>>74705085
blame 9/11

>>74704539
unfunny fascists?

I wonder what went through his head when he found out Chris Chan was seriously considered as a VA for Smiling Friends

>>74704968
While I think he was in the right, having a couple whiners ruin his whole mood for a career is weak as shit. He probably did the right thing by fucking off

>>74705131
a big square thing of unknown density and maybe has technology in it might cause concern on an x-ray, yeah. dildos made of silicone look just like plastic explosives, for example.

>>74705131
read real news and don't ask this here

>"wow imagine having a lot of friends"
shinwi...

On no, the ghost of Abe got to Shinri

>>74705352
>dick so bomb the feds wanna detain you

>>74704968
>Discoi incident
>That incident when Flayon accidentally ended early
What compels people to get mad over such stupid shit

>>74705496
He wants to breed (You)?

>>74705339
This happens to a lot of creatives it feels like. They always take one or two complaints more to heart than the hundreds of compliments.

>>74705531
>Discoi
Wait I meant discmite
It's just been a while

>A SpongeBob episode was able to torment Bettel mentally more than I could
SPONGEBOB HATE

>>74705608
oh, i thought you meant tempus week when those two concernfag kois went after axel for ddlc jokes. kek. every fanbase has its incident of somebody being too sensitive

>>74705553
If only

>>74705608
well you're not wrong, there was a diskoi incident too

I guarantee you he thought Trigon was a badass as a kid

>>74705496
>ghost
Did Shinri tried to rizz the man?

>Hakka and I were so overfed
ToT

>>74705670
Man that was funny. They were so high and mighty about reporting Axel and keeping everything "cOmFy" or whatever the fuck (like they aren't fans of the #1 Ghost Fucker), and instantly kowtowed when they got massively shit on from all sides.

Oh fuck I forgot Slade was a character. Slade, Swain, hmm. Nigger loves his old sinister vaguely sexy male villains eh

I think I can only enjoy romance when it's presented as the main genre but when it's thrown in as a filler I just hate it

I fucking hate that romances in games just fucking end when they get together what's the FUCKING POINT

Real. Somehow once love is found it just ends, like in any harvestmoonlike game, you get married and your spouse just seizes to be interesting

>>74706120
you can tell he self inserts as those characters

>>74703945
SEGGSS

Does Shinri know the plant is already in the US

>Ruze thinks Twilight is poorly written smut
Based and true. But I'm afraid of how hard Ruze will judge me if he sees the slop i read on Ao3

Ruzaders does he exclusively talk about the book in bookclub?

>getting my love for reading back together with my oshi
Healing

>>74706434
imagine yourself as jurard with his wattpad BLfics, ruze might dunk on you a bit but its not a crime worthy of death

>>74706184
Add Vilgax and Aku to that pile. I think you might be onto something, though I think it's less self-inserting and more "that is the ideal man and I'd like to be that cool" that he picked up as a kid and never shook off

Ruze is gonna get the vod taken down for this talk

>"this old koi can learn new tricks"
>"AND THESE NEW TRICKS ARE CRIMES"

>Bettel, you can't refer to worldstar films as Planet of the Apes

>>74706465
Pretty much from what I remember

>i need friends
>i need to talk to geega
gta VG fucking never

>>74706434
Probably that it's okay to acknowledge that it's slop and enjoy it while still recognizing the faults of the work. Difference between promoting bad works as good vs. knowing you're indulging in the literary equivalent of Taco Bell.

Wow, Ruze. Thanks for reminding me that I pay for university library fees every semester but only visit once or twice because they don't have the books I need.

Which book did Ruze say he almost picked?

>>74706859
why does bettel hate holostars

>There is a non zero chance I have RP'd with Bettel many years ago

>>74706434
self indulgent media is everywhere but I know it's not free from criticism

>The Spooky Space Gook
AAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GoT's world is good because it's based on historical events but with dragons and magic

Ruze you can't read those without knowing kanji as well...

>>74706977
what if...the stars hate him? could bettel be getting bullied behind the scenes... oh dear, oh no

No... don't leave me...

>>74706977
He JUST had a wuvy date day with Flayon

>>74704539
rusaders are just going to be leftoid schizos.
Unironically more racist than magmites. Except they'll be way more cringe.

I'M GONNA FUCKING CRY

>>74706977
They rape him everyday

>>74707213
They hate him because he Max Lucked his way into having the best dick.

My heart.

>>74706977
he thinks they are below him (they rape him for this everyday)

>>74707359
>more racist than magmites
don't present me with a challenge anon

>>74707381
>bettel
>best dick
roru. rumao even.

>Mother's Day in just a few blinks

>>74707362
>file name
anon he just described it: pressed fermented basedbeans with tumeric

>>74707480
Fuuck... I'll cry some more

>>74704968
Magni and Altare literally had one job: not get covid. They couldn't even do that.
For fucks sake, even Axel was able to dodge it. AXEL, the guy who has the power to give himself nightmares.

>>74705026
I wonder how Bettel would feel if someone called him out like she did.

>>74707505
I'm used to seeing THIS yellow thing but not the others gomen

>>74707583
>you can just dodge an illness
bug thinking

>>74707690
Bettelion consists of nijisisters that will dogpile on anyone that dares to say he is doing anything other than amazing

>>74707583
my only gripe is that magni alread got away with lying about not getting it, but stupidly revealed it to the magmites anyway, expecting them to pat him on the back or sth. even bettel knows to keep his lies secret.

>>74707369
GIWTWM

BIRB STOP YOU'LL GET DIABEETUS

>>74707583
Dogs can't get covid

>>74707458
Magmites vs white liberal is a fight id like to see

>>74707359
>leftoid
Don't insult me like that, man
Ruzaders have schizos in the whole political spectrum

>>74708105
>Meanwhile this little shit is singing "I'm an Alabama 'Lotl And I Wanna Be Free"

>>74708105

FREE MY NIGGA HE DINDU NUFFIN

>>74707359
Nothing is more cringe than magmites

I thought I loved my oshi so much but I was fantasizing and imagined him saying he wanted to do anal and my first thought was "ew" am I a fraud?

Altare and I should do bro stuff like go on bro dates, do bro handholding and bro kisses and get bro married that would be fun. No homo just pure bromance

I wish Shinri was eating my white meat
>>74709184
IRL buttsex is overrated and only worth it if you're a man, so no

>shinri likes green

>>74709232
axel stop posting here

what if mama's tits tasted like pandan

>>74709443

Shinri sounds so pure and innocent... stop with the shinri ryona posts. It's making me feel bad...

>>74709232
sorry, altare is already my husband (son) (boyfriend) (little brother)

>>74709624
impossible without years of naturalization, his tits taste like chili paste accept it

>>74709772
You don't know how much of a freak he is

>>74706434
It's because Twilight is actually poorly written smut but advertises itself otherwise.

>>74709184
Yeah what >>74709293 said, you have to prep a lot for it to not be super disgusting and you probably wont event get anything out of it. Men mostly ask for anal because it means the woman submits to such things for them and it makes them feel big strong and manly

>>74709641
Sorry fatfuck, but his favorite color is purple

>>74709232
You've still gotta convince him, banchou

>>74709232
Aniki, just tell Altare this, he'd probably be down for it.

>>74709783
That's fine. I'll be his affair partner

shinri is making me crave tropical fruits but i'm too tired to go out shopping

>>74710336
>sharing altare with another man
HOT

>>74708359
The way this fuck falls over reminds me of that gif of the pear shaking simulator. Sure wish I could shake a box packed with axelotls and see how much brain damage they take.

>>74709772
I want to be shinri's girlfriend and tell him for years and years that I'm still not ready to get married or have children though he is otherwise so happy and secure for AGES until one day he discovers I was cheating on him with some other guy only when I tell him I'm dumping him because I'm pregnant with the other man's child and me and that man proceed to get married and start a big family while shinri is left alone, scarred, and wondering why he wasn't good enough to the one and why he was just a placeholder the whole time until a better man came along

>>74710347
Here's some regular fruits

kino

>>74710472
yeah I prefer the ryona

>>74710472
Wait, is that really the whole story?!

>>74710472
ENOUGH WITH THE SHINRI EMOTIONAL ABUSE

>>74710472
i dont get it and it feels forced

>>74710472
Ok you got me. I'll take the physical abuse over this...

>>74710472
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>>74710472
mama will never love a hag like you

>>74710472

>>74710513
AIIEEE DON'T DO IT

>>74710756
that's a nice looking pen

>>74710761
He's just doing another fruit cutting stream bro

>>74710626 (me)
Is this true? I heard about An ex of Shinri's cheated on him, but I never heard of I never heard of the other details.

>>74710845
no, this is just a new type of schizo post. The real one was a college relationship still fucked him up though

>>74710626
>>74710845
no no no I based it off a tiktok I heard about john mulaney

>>74710957
Thanks anon.

>>74710472
>delusional uggo thinks she has a shot with Shinri

>>74711093
Hey Hakka made it

>>74709513
>>74710324
Axel refuses to kiss his friends that beg for it, like he would think of any of this kek

>>74711093
he's weak for uggo ghosts, he can't be saved

>>74711201
hakka is not uggo. she is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen

>>74711250
Hakka can fix him.

>>74711287
What makes Hakka a woman in so many anon's eyes?

>>74711201
Hey! Hakka is the coolest and the cutest sexorcist in all Xenocunny!

>>74711796
his vagina?

BEHOLD
D I R T

>>74711796
>he doesnt know

>>74711796
Being born a woman
Boring answer: just a shitpost, since his model is really feminine

>>74711854
All he needs to do is go somewhere outside of the urban East Coast, there are wooded areas and little creeks that he can explore to his heart's content.

/mans/ is gayer than usual tonight

>>74711851
But he talks about sitting on his balls?

>>74712001
>spoiler
Bettel looks more like a woman than Hakka

>>74712109
kayfabe

Not gonna lie, I think Shinri's been rubbing off on me a lot. I marveled at the sight of earthworms in some dirt in my backyard and I thought it was pretty cool.

>>74712150
nah

i can't stop looking at puniko's lips moving...uncanny

KILL ALL HOA

StarsEN HOA rant part 2

piss on HOA

>Jurard wants to play more League after a match against bots where he got matched with two Sorawrity
>Won't collab with Axel and Bettel because he's genuinely afraid they'll bully/judge him

I am BEGGING Tempus to bully the shit out of Banchou for his own good.

>>74712996
need them to bully him to orgasm

>>74712996
Seconded. I need to see it live.

>>74712996
they could do the "Follow the King" thing where Tempus just keep following Jutard in his lane

what are the possibilities that the boys would have perms to sing Kaiju No. 8's OP and ED?

hate you /mans/ goodnight

>>74713732
*chu*

>>74713732
*rapes you in your sleep*

>>74713732
hope you dream of your oshi graduating faggot

>>74713732
Fuck you faggot I'll tuck you into bed

>>74711796
>(very) bad at games
>bad at driving
>shortest in stars
>highest voice in stars
>androgynous model with long hair
but most importantly
>moans like a pornstar
its just shitposting for the heehee haha

>>74713732
*cums on you*

>>74713118
>>74713130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZQ5yiyrG2E&t=12390s
He already went, "I'm a sweet little boy!" in fear at the thought of playing with them. Imagine his squeaking if they actually collabed.
>>74713400
Do jungler and support both roam freely? Imagine the anxiety if they keep passing by and hitting him with "Just checking in on you, buddy."

>>74714296
I want to play league with him so bad and be his yuumi

>>74714296
"Follow the King" is just a bit where 4 friends can get in a bot game with a random player and follow them around as a joke
i'd love to hear him slobber especially if it's the enemy teams'

Good night /mans/ *chu*

>>74715188
*puts a pillow over your head*

>>74712996
OH GOD. Imagine Jurard crying while they curse at him so hard

>>74714877
>spoiler
Holy shit, that'd be amazing. I now want a full stack for a single bot match so everyone else can follow Jurard around going, "You're doing great, sweetie! Look at you go, champ! Good job on that [league-exclusive terminology] right there!" Meanwhile, Jurard starts crying because he doesn't understand what any of it means and thinks they're bullying him.

>>74715188
sleep tight. you'll never see daylight. chu!

>>74715503
i can see it now, an Ashe, Fiddlesticks, Sett, and Lux chasing him down bot lane and shouting encouragement, while he runs away in a big green dinosaur suit crying.

help... so many vods, so little spots in my youtube history page.....

>attack speed and critical is my go!
my prince is really a marksman

so bettel also hates sway? BUT KEEPS FUCKING SINGING IT I HATE THIS CLOWN

the guild needs a 50+ ojisan

Jurard's schedule
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1784828652531880175

>>74717568
cute Mama Rexford
>ID collabs
sigh

>>74717568
MARRY ME QUEEN REXFORD

>>74717568
mfw

>>74710472
As if Shinri doesn't put up with enough shit as it is...

>>74717568
FUCK, MY FAVORITE SERIES but at 6am?! Jurard why you hate me....

>>74717568
has jurard ever talked about his dad/king rexford?

>>74717497
the guild needs a 5> shota

>>74719164
That looks like... something else

>>74721086
say it

>>74720578
Not really, except that both of his parents worked a lot and were away from home, causing him to be raised by a couple of maids.

>>74721041
we can have both :^)

>>74720578
he seems to avoid talking about him compared to his mom

>>74721341
ojishota butler and bocchan duo TToTT

Shinri walking past Altare's room in the guild, hearing some violent gagging sounds. Thinking that Altare is choking on something he barges into the room to see Altare choking on some old fat man's penis. Before he has the chance to leave the room Altare is already dragging him to the bed, ordering Shinri to join him in making their guest feel good. As Shinri tries to not suffocate from this random mob's stench as his throat is filled with dick, Altare is prepping his ass with his mouth - the closest he will ever get to his wish of getting fuckef by the blue freak

>>74721719
Welp, at least he got something this time

Remember that one fic where Vesper is Flayon's dad and Altare goes to seduce him? That but with Shinri being Hakka's dad and Altare is one of his best friends but he can't help but make constant passes at Shinri. Hakka can't decide if it's horrifying or if he is glad because his dad really needs some action

>>74721540
Baste

>>74721901
Honestly? I feel Hakka would encourage it. Maybe even offer an oyakodon using "it would help you having me there as support!" as an excuse.

>>74721901
The lack of continuation of that fic drives me insane. Altnoir… why the fuck are the menheramites able to keep begni going but all the vesper lewds completely fell in on grad. Freaks be out here writing bettel twincest threesome with magni before allowing gramps to have even a G-rated escapade, and twobert is the most boring white bread motherfucker alive.

>previous OP art spam
what is it with this ritual(dump)post? kek

Blue fuck doko...

>>74722362
There are probably several reasons but one is definitely that Magni was more of a character than just a streamer, it's easier to use him as such

has anyone /here/ bought Octavio's birthday merch? how was his flip vp?

>>74722455
Rest day as always, blue fuck eepy

>>74722578
altnowa was jusy one ship in the altbowl. it's more fun to make altare fuck different ojisans

>>74722726
Bettel also has multitude of choices but people still cling to begni. Please someone alert me when giggle moves to dingoose

>>74722782
Unlikely. Robotcowboys made that one dingoose blowjob tho

I am the last straight male fudanshi Nowaxel shipper and I will never stop shipping them

>>74722379
idk but this has happened several times already and I'd love to know what the point of it even is

>>74722935
Dead horas I guess

>>74722935
Might be a push to get the thread to auto sage

>>74724279
impatient bakers...

goodnight /mans/

>>74725471
No. You will NOT have a good night anon. I will have a good night but you won't. My night will be VERY good.

Don't look underneath your bed when you see a blue glow.

*chu*

>>74725471
goodnight uwu have sweet dreams of your oshi getting tortured

Why is twobert more entertaining than the real holostars?

why is twobert pretending to be a real holostar?

roru

>>74726085
>>74726139
Are you hallucinating a stream right now?

>>74725895
nta oh anon you know just what to say. just this moment I got to dogday in Bettel’s poppy vod, and thought about how nice it’d be if that happened to him

Banchou... Betteru...

>>74726494
Are they talking about League or being a Holostar