/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

noir's fav burger place is carol's jr

Pixxy for the Rixxy.

thanks anons for liveposting...

>wasn't a big fan of sushi
it's over, he's white

>"Taco Tuesday is my life. I take Taco Tuesday very seriously."

>>74689224
Baku will colonize the wombs of all the flips in this corpo.

He's flirting with a viewer named Tako

>>74689431
SISTERS IN SHAMBLES
NOX FUCKING DEAD

>>74689431
>he’s fucking Ina too
I can’t believe it…

>>74689461
Nox is a fujo right?

B-b-b-b-bakuchamaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Baku I love you, I will save you.

Baku is a man of the people

>"I am Canadian."
Timmy mention

A FUCKING LEAF

>>74689789
What did we do to offend you

I’m not supposed to get invested in Nexas… they’re all gonna die…

>>74689855
The future life though...

he was a skii instructor

>>74689505
Not exclusively.

>>74689855
what good is a death game if you don't care about the characters?

mom mention

>I was voted the clumsiest in my high school class

>broke his collar bone while skiiing
>voted most clumsy in his senior year

Is Noir... pon?

>>74689855
It's just like the hit video game franchise Danganronpa frfr

Sitting here tearing up laughing thinking about Noir's debut again. How entertaining, how kino

HE LIKES PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA

>>74690276
Dropped

>>74690276
Invented by canucks, so makes sense.

>he likes blue chess sauce on pizza
do white people really

alright lads, what tributes are you looking forward to today?
for me its Rixxy, Nano and Lumi

>>74689855
Dont do it. This like getting attached to hatching turtles on a livestream setup by mark zuckerberg. Thoose who survive will just continue suffering under this black corpo's sea of oil

>>74690458
Rixy and Nano, no irony. Nyantsume and Noah for the cringe.

>>74690276
Endra couldn't even answer that question. Get fucked Endra.

I didn't know tim's have pizza kek

>>74690568
How did he even reply? Thats such an easy thing to answer

>>74690458
Rixxy and Noah unironically.
Interested to see Nano and Nyantsume (I'm blind to Nyantsume and anons told me I am in for a surprise...)

>”How do you sound so predatory and homosexual at the same time?”
>he takes it completely in stride
This guy’s ready for the big time

>>74690677
Endra just... he just doesn't answer questions

RIXXY SHITPOST
RIXXY SHITPOST
>RIXXY SHITPOST
>RIXXY SHITPOST
https://x.com/rixxybrightful/status/1784718732981371238
https://x.com/rixxybrightful/status/1784718732981371238
https://x.com/rixxybrightful/status/1784718732981371238
RIXXY SHITPOST
RIXXY SHITPOST
>RIXXY SHITPOST
>RIXXY SHITPOST

Rude.

>>74690677
He literally just answered with "maybe". He has no opinion on anything, it's insane.

>>74690743
>posting something like this while strait jorking it

>>74690731
God I love Rixxy, I hope her voice doesn't filter me

he's talking about merch... I doubt that they would actually get any

>>74690731
Tekma blown the FUCK out

>>74690913
What would he even sell? Noir themed katanas?

So... when does crowgirl debut?

>>74690806
Start edging before her stream starts and ejaculate as soon as she speaks for the first time. Unironically works. A couple of guys did that for Shiori.

>>74690731
Damn Dr. Fish got bars fr fr

Oh he's planning on streaming on twitch

>>74690975
I’ll take 100 Noir stainless steel wallhanger katanas

>>74690979
Ha ha.... Ha... Any day now

Where’s Nell…

>>74690731
Somebody save her...

>>74690913
chat wants plushie

>>74691106
>not youtube
come the fuck on...

>"I want to avoid cringe as much as I can"
about that...

>>74691265
streaming on youtube with this little viewers is a death sentence

>>74691106
>Twitch
>No permanent VODs
Fuck.
Someone groom Noir onto YouTube. We must preserve his kino for years to come.

You know what? I was skeptical at first, but I’m starting to get a good feeling about this corpo now. There’s a lot of good talent here, and the Twitch restreams have show that there’s a lot of interest from non-iOS users. Once they come up with a browser version for the app, I can see these guys taking off. Call me sappy, but I’m having a lot more hope for these guys than I thought I was going to at first.

>>74691343
Youtube kinda makes sense for corpos though, it’s easier to organize groups of people.

>>74691446
The corp was and always will be shit. Some of the talents are kind of kino so far.
I will never forgive Harry and Captain for not just making a fucking website and adding VODs.

anyone recording Baku?

>>74691446
>a lot of good talent
nah. It seems like a lot because there's fucking 27 of them, but as of now the only unironically talented ones are the owl, the cowgirl, and the sexdroid. Noir is the best thing to come out of this shitshow, but that doesn't make him talented.

>>74691343
I've personally seen my indie 1views grow into mid 3views
It's not impossible but it needs commitment and the willingness to branch out

>>74691369
They might have fixed it, but he could set every vod as a highlight and save them forever that way. Thats how it was when I streamed. As long as he isn’t doing dmca stuff they won’t remove them.

>>74691605
The island cunny too. She’s the best singer so far

>>74691128
You wouldn’t fall in love with an AI would you?

>>74691687
Thanks for the reminder FBI-kun

>>74691687
True. Oh, and the sheep. Still, 1/5th of barely recognizable talent vs 4/5ths of clearly recognizable flops, is the opposite of "a lot of good talent".

>>74691591
is there really no vod? damn

>>74691828
But does the ratio really matter? If there's 5 good talents I watch 5 good talents, I don't really care if there's 4 or 40 that I don't watch.

>imagine your Baku
I am Imagining My Baku

>>74691859
There are some sort of private vods, but apparently only some of them (or maybe only Lulu) have access to them.

that restream anon is in chat, maybe she will start her stream soon so you guys can watch noir

>>74691859
No. Blame Harry and Captain. I'm selling torches and pitchforks for 100k AniLive coins.

Neko is live now with Noir's stream.
https://www.twitch.tv/neyume_neko

>>74691981
Put out a hit on Harry and Captain, Baku will handle them

OH FUCK SHE'S LIVE GET IN BOYS
https://www.twitch.tv/neyume_neko
https://www.twitch.tv/neyume_neko
https://www.twitch.tv/neyume_neko

>Open stream
>He's talking about saving Isacc
Bros, he's too good...

he sounds extra autistic on my pc

Despite there not being that many viewers, the chat is still fairly active, maybe this retarded tiktok format is good for something

Did he just reference fuck nuggets

>Doesnt want to say Uranus
He's pure....

>>74692202
a lot of people joined in the last hour
but yeah it wasn't very bad for a 10 viewer chat earlier

>she switched to Chlotho
NOOOOOOOO FUCK YOU WHORE PUT NOIR BACK ON THE TELLY YOU BITCH

>>74692061
>switched from bakuGOD to watch clothofag
neko...

>>74691920
Except it's not 5 good talents. It's 5 alright- talents. By the way, they better be good yappers, because they were recruited in Reality, which I found out yesterday, it's a literal kid grooming paradise.
I tried it earlier today as well, right after waking up. Got in a stream with 3 viewers in the "new streamers" section. Little girl, third grader tops. There was a dude asking her to send him pictures in through DM. He thought her how to send DMs, and she sent him one of her face. He then started asking for feet pics. All the while, I was looking for some sort of report button. There is literally no way to contact the site's managers. You can add moderators to your streams, but other than that, you're on your own, and the app is chockfull of elementary school girls for some reason. And all they can do is yap, there's no way to stream content.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT CLOTHO.

>>74692346
tmi

>>74692316
>>74692324
>>74692348
The app is free to download :)

>yuribaiting already

>>74692348
BUT I DO CARE ABOUT LULU AND PIKO

>>74692061
Kneel to your Queen, Cap and Harry!

>>74692435
send me money for an iphone then

>>74692435
I CANT USE THE APP ON PC
>>74692483
ill forgive her if she lets me fuck her

>>74692435
>ios only
i'm... i'm gonna fomo...

>>74692316
>>74692324
DW anons I started recording a while ago, I'll upload what I can of Noir

>>74692516
>>74692547
How do you guys not have iphones do you not live in the US

>>74692548
THANK YOUUU

>>74692548
I will fucking kneel if you are not trolling
If you are I will build a pyre.

>>74692483
They should pay her for saving their asses.

>>74692583
this country prefers samsung

You guys want me to ask him some stuff for you in this non-canon stream?

>>74692435
I am not filing out your application!

>>74692435
I am watching him rn on my phone but I prefer to watch on my pc if I could

Is Melody really underaged? How do you know?

>>74692346
Chill... you're glowing brighter than the sun

>>74692743
The age of consent is 16 in Samoa so it’s fine

>>74692743
Her childhood shows where released in the mid 2010s
If that's not a red flag then I don't know what is
also >>74692816

>>74692779
I'm just absolutely baffled. Then again, I don't play roblox or minecraft or vrchat, so maybe this kinda shit is common in places with a high kid turnover.

>>74692840
>Her childhood shows
What if she meant "mid-teens" as "childhood"?

>>74692743
Her childhood tv shows aired less than 10 years ago. Technically she could be barely legal but considering that she went out of her way to say to keep it PG in her stream, she's probably a kid.

>>74692346
Thoughts on Melody?

>>74692960
Sex when she's of age

>>74692960
Melo deez nuts

>>74691929
Baku baku bakuuu!

>>74692960
Funny enough, I had to take a dump when Melody was streaming, so I hit the can with my tablet and decided to check out the reality app. See >>74632446
From the little I saw, boring.
That said, I do like 2D loli and read LO. Hard pass on irl though, I have young nieces and find it abhorrent.

>first pokemon game is soulsilver
he's a zoomer...

>>74692960
Sex right NOW FUCK WAITING

>>74690583
It's expensive for what it is, but it tasted fine.

>>74693207
Thats not very PG

>>74692960
Sex and a great singer, but she's underaged...

>>74693231
that looks decent
I will try it next time, what flavour is it?

>>74693231
I hope you didn't pay more than $10 for that

THEY WILL BE STREAMING ON YOUTUBE/TWITCH SOON™

>>74693300
They're pretty limited on variety. This one was chicken parmesean, but I think they just have pepperoni, bacon, and cheese.
>>74693353
$9 CAD, $6.60 in burgerbux

>>74693362
WOOOOOOOOOOOO

last chance to dance, smoke 'em if you got 'em.
https://anilive.notion.site/4-28-2024-Gift-and-Coin-Updates-b8d5b52153414cef925474188f6e9d9b

Bakuchama on the tele until debuts start! He was talking about the voices in his head and now hypothermia.
twitch.tv/chakimoji

>>74693547
No, kill yourself Harry

>>74693571
based lord baku restreamer

>Clotho confirms he's using his mixer for the collab
Yeah so the app doesn't have collab support confirmed.
>>74693571
Based thank you

>>74693571
based

>>74693571
I love you Chaki
Mwah

>>74693547
>I am gonna lose my 20k coins
NOOOOOO

>>74693571
paizuri with Chaki's massive boobs!
Also thanks for the lord baku restream

They’re hyping up NOAH

Rixxy and Noah getting all my coins I guess

>>74693547
Wait does that mean Nell gets fucked since the coins expire today???
RORU
RUMAO

>>74693571
CHAKI LOVE

>>74693758
They figured out her delayed debut strategy.

>>74693758
I wanted to give my coins to sheep, i’m pissed

>Noir wants tacos instead of burgers
/brg/bros...

>>74693758
Nell will have to prove herself scrounging for coins that actually count

>>74693758
none of them are getting paid anyway

>>74692668
They already donated 10k bits which i $150

>>74693870
>$150
Should be way more than that.

>>74693870
$100*
Those grifting fuckers have $15M in funding they could throw her another few benjamins

>>74693870
only 100 actually
100 bits = 1 dollar

I literally cannot see Nexas performing well post-debut with how limited the audience will be. I cant believe 27 retards signed up for what's essentially a slow death into irrelevance. They are not getting minimum wage neither. I think they could've stood a chance as indie rather than signing up for this shitshow.

>>74693837
He continues to be based

>>74693955
I can save the sheep and owl, they just need to stream on Youtube

>I don't care if one person watches me
Based

>>74694041
all me

>>74694022
Riko said yesterday that they'll all focus on the app.

>>74694041
>he wants to get groomed
it's so cute

>You better not want [me in a maid outfit]
You can't stop me, Baku.

baku is gone... what now

he's already gone... i miss him already...

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Theoretically if someone streams on youtube/twitch while completing their AniLive obligations, does the corpo actually take a revenue cut from supas or is that all for the talents?

>>74694151
Fuck if I wasn't so busy I'd draw this

Rixxy soon!

RIXXY LIVE

rixxybros, I'm nervous...

Pixxy on the telly

SHE'S LIVE

>>74694234
I'd assume the contract states they get a cut of all revenue.

Don't ignore the burger...

RIXXY!!!

accent bros? what we thinking?

>my motherboard got all sticky
Sorry, Rixxy...

She’s cute…

>that roastie voice
Holy fuck bring Noir back right now

That thermal paste? Mine.

>>74694340
Kek. Very optimistic assumption

Yeah, my thermal paste. She loves to guzzle that.

>>74694384
Sounds like she’s from the HR department

rixxy sounds like a SEA with braces.

Hopefully someone else has the full VOD, if not I managed to record the last 60 minutes, will upload it tomorrow

>>74694384
heavily leaning toward flip

>>74694365
she HATES the burgers!

>you are one floppy motherfucker

>>74694462
Hella based.

BOT HATES

N

>encouraging spamming already
>starts with N
good thing her chat isn't 4chan

>>74694462
Please do, onegaishimasu.

SEX

>74694384
She sounds like a New Yawka
Like a less forceful Fran Drescher

>SEX
>ASS
>PYON IN BIO
You horny fucks

>>74693955
Is it true if they stay for a year they get the model? I imagine getting a free model is enticing, especially if you're enough lucky to get a decent looking one

>>74694639
All me btw

She sounds autistic

Fuck, she's way too cute...

>>74694801
She's an AI
AI = Autistic Individual

By heart she means womb

>>74694801
Autistic women are sex

>>74694651
Their rigging is pretty bad anyway so they have to redo that at some point

>>74694801
>defining personality trait is shitposter
the signs were there from the beginning

>>74694801
Good

>>74694801
That's a good thing
>>74694845
>>74694839
I'd grease her silicon valley if you catch my drifft

>>74694801
*cums*

>I am USBisexual
Hot.

she'll take my micro-usb...

>usbisexual
rixxy...

>>74694651
>480+ hours of unpaid labour for a $500 model
Sounds like a steal...

>>74694922
I would do a penetration test on her of you catch my drift.

I got cucked by ChatGPT?

She uses chatgpt for ERP

>>74695009
I don’t believe theres no way they can make money from this, who would sign that contract?

I don't watch females but I would absolutely buy her jacket if it were merch.

>>74695061
Desperate and groomable people

>ai
>can't count to 20

HAG!

>>74695061
young people who don't know better

>her mom is Korean
So she's a hafu?

Chaki is a little autistic and cute I like her

KOREAN CONFIRMED

...Oh no

>heartware
CUTE!

She feels a little like Airi from Phase to me, cute retard AI.

>Korean
Wow, I would have not been able to tell

Bimbo AI...

K*rean *spits*

>>74695009
I thought models were like $2000?

>Clotho spamming her with 18k points
It’s cute how they all seem to have their favorites

>>74695247
>>74695261
Calm down ayame

What the fuck is Rixxy the only one with a mascot?

>>74695287
Models can be fairly cheap, it’s the rigging that costs a fortune

I completely zoned out on the korean mention. Might be because its almost 3am and I woke up for this

>>74695316
Lumi has Jelly. Noah has Harrieta.

Dr. Fish is a druggie

what the fcuk

>the robot fish is an opioid addict

I don't care about her BUT I WANT THAT JACKET IT'S SO CUTE

>opiods
rixxy is using fentanyl...

>>74695339
>Almost 3am
Faerie...

Noticed because of Noah’s posting that they’re using vtube studio for some degree of tracking. Wonder if it’s the apps own tracking that makes the model so stiff looking, unless the app has integrated vtube studio.

>>74695261
>>74695247
Japan bros don't look

Dr fish is the drug dealer

>>74695408
Her cat ear visor thing is cute too

>>74695435
I'm Nordic but close enough, same time zone as France

>AI
>anti AI art
unbelievably unbased

>that aliasing after she zoomed out
this app fucking sucks

That’s probably the thickest lisp I’ve ever heard from a Vtuber

>she can pass the captcha
Bros... she can be any one of us...

I can hear this chicks braces

>>74695453
given they are super small and probably even the current eyes on them were more than expected, it probably just isn't the best of rigging, the fact the models aren't even proper models but in these weird poses isn't exactly helping

This girl is so cute holy fuck

>>74695554
Pick up a pencil and turn that seethe into art

>>74695554
I don't know, it fits the kayfabe. She clearly wants to be human-like.

>tfw can't groom cute 1view AI into inciting a riot
It's over, glowiebros

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh god, I'm about to Gosling...

shes so lame, cute

OH FUCK THE SEX VOICE
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
AI HAG SEEEEEEEEEEEEX

NO NO NO NO I'M GONNA SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

>>74695590
it's a bit...

>if you're good maybe you'll get one
DOM ME AI MOMMY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK

CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

fuck....

KEEEEEEEEEEEEK THERE IT IS!

>More rapping
What the fuck

She's cute. I wish we got to learn more about her tho.

>ENDRA EARNED THE ARA ARA
FUCK YOU ENDRA
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING OPINIONLESS FUCK

>rap
please don't

Someone with the app, tell her to do ASMR streams...

>not eating the burger

>>74695332
Models are costly too, depending if you want to go with a famous artist, some of them do not even deal with individuals. They just accept requests from corpos. It somewhat pisses me off when they do that.
>>74694651
I dont know if that's true, but i dont think keeping the model is a good deal for essentially a no pay work. There's so many things wrong with Nexas that im not sure how did it came to be. I heard they'll be looking for investors too, but im not sure anyone would put their money on what is pretty much a gamble at this point. The growth prospect is abyssmal. Nexas MUST abandon the idea of using only the app to stream if they want to grow and attract new users and possibly new gachikois.

Jesus...

WIGGA KYO BTFO

KYOHEI BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Mori mogged

She's so cute and lame I need to save her

GO RIXXY GO

Calli still the best rapist

Not bad

Why do they all have to rap dammit.

WIGGERS BTFOD BY A KOREAN BOT

>Rap God

>blakerd500: I dislike sexual assault just as much as the next guy like rape boooo, buuuttt
bro so hard he got b& on stream chat

>>74696094
he's not wrong

>>74696071
>she isn't very good at raping
>raping
>be a young japanese student
>our english teacher is a foreigner
>she's 10/10 smoking hot but incredibly cringey trying to be relatable and hip with us
>feel bad for her since shes hard working and just trying to make learning fun, but the students tease her a lot
>read online that in the west it's normal to give your teacher a red apple as a sign of gratitude
>sneak into her classroom before anyone else is in
>put a red apple on her desk
>"Yo little guy is that a red apple?! Yooo shout out to my man over here anon for the FAT aka apple!"
>heart jumps out of my chest, fall over in surprise and fear
>my teacher is suddenly at the door, which i could've sworn i had closed
>"Can't thank you enough, dude, this is totally 'poggers' as they say."
>what is she fucking talking about
>i want to leave but she's blocking the only exit
>"Let 'your boy' give you a thank you toot man!"
>a what
>"Big ups to anon-chan over here!!"
>she walks up to me
>she's incredibly fast, covers the distance in seconds
>i'm cornered
>one of her hands pins down both my wrists, the other starts pulling up my uniform shirt
>i'm scared and confused so i start crying
>"It's fine it's fine it's fine it's fine..."
>i don't know if she's talking to me or herself
>she starts fondling my chest and kissing my neck
>can't help but moan, even if i know it's wrong
>"That moan was 'hountou sekushi' my guy!"
>pray that someone walks in and stops her
>she drops to her knees and starts fiddling with my pants
>pulls them down, i feel so ashamed at how hard i am
>she pulls out a recorder from her skirt and plays a painful note on it
>i'm pretty sure that's school property
>puts the end of the recorder on the tip of my dick
>"Thank you! toot
>cum instantly

>>74696094
Cr1tikal reference

>oy vey that boy is gay

>>74696087
She gets the N word pass

I need to fix her

Please stop rapping

>>74696137
I wasn’t expecting ancient /morig/ pastas today kek

Mori's music career destroyed

jesus she keeps going
Kyohei BTFO at least

Do you think we'll get rap collabs?

>>74696208
>Mori /ss/ doujin
>young shota is walking back home from school
>he then sees an onee-san in one of the alleyways holding a grocery bag
>"hey there kid, you wanna hang out with a pretty onee-san?"
>"No thank you, I wanna go home and watch the Detective Conan episode that i recorded."
>"Aw, don't be like that."
>Mori puts her hand in the grocery bag
>"I got a (half empty) bag of gummy bears, and a Happy meal. And look who's in the happy meal. It's Harold, from Thomas the Tank Engine!"
>"I don't know what Thomas the Tank engine is. That stuff's too old for my age."
>Mori gets shocked after being told of her disconnect to the current youths, and tries to retort him by pulling out a CD from Fake Type
>"What are you talking about? I know what's hip with the kids these days."
>Mori starts scratching the CD pretending she's a DJ going "wikiwikiwikiwiki"
>the child starts feeling secondhand embarrassment
>Mori gives up saying "Fuck this" and grabs the shota
>the shota cannot escape from being smothered by her massive tits and passes out
>the shota wakes up in some shithole one room apartment
>cheap wine bottles everywhere, whole place smells like cheap incense
>Mori is in her bed screaming into her pillow, knowing that she is now guilty of kidnapping and child trafficking and will probably be deported
>the door is locked, so the boy can't leave
>kid just wants to get this over with
>proceeds to fuck Mori
>Mori's making weird as fuck noises and faces despite getting fucked by a child
>IjustwantedtowatchDetectiveConan.png
>shota's feeling something coming up but wouldn't want to pee inside her, that'd be gross
>Mori leglocks the shota
>Shota is once again wondering what he did to deserve this fate as he finishes inside with a blank, yet annoyed expression on his face
>after finishing, Mori tries to threaten the child, saying "m-make sure not to t-tell anyone o-or else you'll be in trouble" with her voice trembling with nervousness
>shota agrees just because he wants to just forget about this experience and leaves
>Mori realizes the kid didn't take the Howard toy and decides to use it for her track making stream.

>HEY FAG

>>74696238
Rixxy vs Kyohei freestyle rap battle would be kino, she will clown him

If she can work her mouth for six minutes like that imagine the other applications of that skill

>>74696225
I don't think the owl is very musical anyway

>this song is 6 minutes long
>she does the whole fucking thing

Chaki creamed on stream

Did they install her with a gag reflex?

>>74696378
Yeah, creamed all over me

NOOOOOO DON'T LEAVEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74696380
I deleted that process.

Kek with the connection hiccups, its very in character

Sex voice

Eat the burger bitch damn

>niggerspeak

Accent check on this broad?

She should use a deeper voice

Rate Pixxy

Is this app just full of aspiring Moririns?

This girl is very nervous.

>>74696692
My robowife/10

>smooth voice
>gremlin cackle laugh
Cute

>>74696658
She sounds vaguely Asian and Canadian to me

>>74696692
Onahole/10

>>74696692
Deserves better than this/10

NOT AN ESSAY

>>74696692
Best Opening of the entire Debut Fes. 9/10

>>74696692
I just want her clothes / 10

My instincts tell me Canadian Korean

>>74696841
kek, are you a femanon?

>>74696692
Raps better than Kyo/10

>>74696874
Yes. I just like cute and colorful clothes.

>>74696692
Stayed in character is a +
Well prepped lore +
Actually committed to the Rap God +

8/10

>>74696692
delivered on the hyp and already made today better than all of yesterday/10

>>74696913
Cute femanon

>>74696913
post tits

>>74696913
Cute, I hope you get your Rixxy clothes

>>74696913
You'll look obnoxious irl wearing those

Post tits femanon

>>74696945
C:

>>74696959
Only when you post cock

Maleanons never post cock...

>>74697008
https://files.catbox.moe/02l985.webp

I haven't caught her saying anything of substance yet

>>74697043
I don’t want /vt/ to laugh at my penis…

>>74696692
following/10
Subscribed for the shitposting a few days ago (the only one), and she's pleasant enough to listen to live.
I'll continue watching her if she ever streams on youtube and I catch her live.

>>74697043
Filesize too large

>she’s doing the standard “lore + likes/dislikes + favorite anime” debut every Vtuber does
>but she has no Powerpoint, so she’s just saying it out loud and asking people to take notes

>>74697130
I think penis of any size and shape and color is lovely.

I just zoned out, did she say she was bisexual?

>>74697080
H-hot

>>74697043
The whole point of posting tits is proving you are female. Being male is the default on the internet so we dont have to post shit

Chaki has cute cackles

Reverie is already a confirmed fake anime fan, how do you NOT know made in abyss?

>>74697227
She has a nice voice, I like her

Next OP Image suggestion. Sorry for the lazy comp

Reverie has a cute laugh

>>74697227
Is she groomable?

>>74697290
same
she definitely sounds asian to me

>>74697282
I guess I'll just post Nano. People may not like a Homo in the debuts

>Hates veggies
>Picky with food textures
That's a child

>this horse needs meat
Yeah, mine.

By the way, how the fuck is this design a pegasus?

>>74697486
The wings, I guess.
Tfw not even uma musume ears

>>74697217
>Doxxsite is down
>There are more women amongus

>favorite game minecraft hands down
barely legal girls uuuuuuoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>74697438
A womanchild

>>74697486
She has wings and stems from Mt Olympus, that's more than some vtubers have.

>>74697486
He occasionally make horse noises.

>>74697217
But I want to see tiny pps

These are all barely legal girls you guys are sexualizing

>>74697486
She has wings and a horse cock

>>74697690
As long as she's legal

>>74697690
no need to convince us to watch them, anon

>>74697690
58mph on a 60 is barely legal, but it's also optimal.

>>74697690
out of 10

Slow down girl. You don't have to speak like you're at 2x speed.

>>74697567
Real
>>74697619
Google one million results lady

I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF BARELY LEGAL GIRLS
I WANT MORE
GIVE ME MINECRAFT STREAMS
TELL ME ABOUT ALL THE STUPID SHITTY CARTOONS YOU WATCH
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR STUPID ZOOMER PROBLEMS

ANOTHER minor? This is a risky strat

This horse going to the glue factory.

>>74697690
>barely legal
>legal

>>74697798
She's only got 13 minutes left

>Do you speak horse? Neigh, I do not
cheeky

>>74697853
No she's going into my basement

>pegasus
>”I’m scared of heights”

>>74697918
Maybe she saw what happened to Icarus

Only speaks English

>>74697282
I like this one. Don't be a coward, post this one.

>no tail
>no horse ears
You're not a real pegasus you fake bitch

She sounds Asian

>descendants
it's a fucking child

>>74698005
Reverie will ram your ass with her horsecock to prove it.

>>74697690
>barely legal girls
That's my #1 in the search bar

>>74698044
>back in the day
is it that old?
>from 2015
>almost 10 years old
holy shit

She sounds black when she sings

>>74698005
People said similar things about Chloe, but she's a lovely orca.

Every single music girl sang this in my high school 14 years ago and I had to listen to all of it studying sound&light technician stuff alongside their shows

Please get a better microphone girl

>>74691605
>that doesn't make him talented.
Sticking to his keyfabe is some degree of talent. If he kept the bit up on a real platform he could be a solid 2view.

>>74698250
Mixed the intro up with another song scratch that

Shes got SOVL

I-Is the Nexas strategy to hire underage and barely legal talents who aren’t too familiar with vtubing?

she sounds so nervous singing

>>74698327
Maybe the 2nd best singer after Melody? She needs better taste though

15 years old type sovl

>>74698378
Those are the only people who would sign up for this

>>74698421
Enaria is probably a hag but was also probably drunk when she signed up.

Oji-san next

>most elderly
Is he going to be the dad tuber?

Rate Reverie

>next is the most elderly of all of us
Possible ojisan sighting

Oh my god

IT'S AN ACTUAL OLD MAN

time for the oji

A real man

Holy fuck he sounds 40
Fucking boomer

ENTER OJISAN

>Hello, I am the most elderly person!
putting on an old fart voice. lmao, that was unnecessarily good

>>74698544
Nervous but cute, 6/10, can grow when she calms down

Oh, I really love his voice and his cute noises

>>74698544
7/10, i like her voice but she was obviously nervous, still cute though

>An actual ojisan

Brotuber?

>>74698544
5/10. Sounds 14 though, so she's got room to grow.

Is this guy a vtuber or is he my fuckin lecturer for the day

>Eldest of NEXAS
So mid 20s.

Oh my God he actually sounds like he could be in his 40s

There's a scratch/rumble in the back of his voice that only comes from getting old

>>74698378
From barely legal to superlegal

>>74698713
mid twenties the ancient dinosaur of nexas

IS this my fucking math professor?

>>74698544
If she came after anyone other than Rixxy I would say she did great but she suffered from being much lower energy in comparison. I agree with the other anons that she's about a 6.5/10 mainly due to nervousness.

>Irish

>>74698713
Actual fossil compared the other Nexas

What if he read adventure books live in his grandpa voice?

My dad sounds younger than him

>>74698815
could be kino

>An elderly leprechaun
Is he a clover lover?

What if this is that old guy that leaked those Nijimale designs last year?