/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Mio still owes me the anal sex skeb

Dizzy and Ember are still in Phase Wars purgatory
https://youtu.be/XZuM189l-wE

Mio still owes me the cervix penetration skeb

I miss my boyfriend.

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

Meru Love!

Mio still owes me the squirting skeb I split >>74694299 in two but you can still do both in one skeb Mio

>>74691049
quick edit of it

>Hold on, let me go check how my last fanfic is doing...
>I got another bookmark!

I love my beautiful stinky spidermom more than anything in the world! I want to give her lots of hugs and kisses, cuddle her in close, run my fingers through her soft fluffy hair...beautiful spidor...

[Non-news]
Ember is hungry

[Non-News] Ember is hungry

That damn Hampter...

>>74695656
So edible (anally)...

>>74695656
I've only seen one stream of hers and it filled me with a strong sense of violence, specifically towards her tummy. Is that normal?

>>74695656
Sause doko?

MioLove!

>>74695961
Perfectly normal, she's the most bulliable girl in Phase
>>74695977
https://files.catbox.moe/vi7mbp.png

https://twitter.com/Alias_Anono/status/1784739032456659340
https://twitter.com/Alias_Anono/status/1784739277743759801
Time for your Korean ASMR stream

>>74696203
Why does catbox have to be down right now...?

Mio still owes me the cock sniffing skeb

>>74696242
>We'll be going over intimate questions, eating special chocolate, and pampering each other until we pass out!
>hehe I know I'm supposed to rest today but I missed my booquets a bit too much...oops
Clingy ghost...

It's over... it's finally fucking over...

>>74696803
>It's been great! Let's never do it again.

That sure was something.

>>74695656
>>74695961
Literally built for hamsterapan

wose...

>>74696977
If photosynthesis, why BIG DINNER?

Dizzy is finally free from that FUCKING LEECHING WHORE known as Phase Connect official channel

>>74697206
Until next Saturday for Phase Weekly!!!

>>74697284

>>74697284

>>74694526
Looks good.

>>74696203
>most bulliable girl in Phase
That's a tie between Eimi and Jelly

Good evening, I hope you had a terrific weekend. I love my smart, retro-gaming spidermama and the wonderfully torturous sensations as she brands my bruised flesh with a soldering iron after a round of knuckle smashing. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>74689557
for reference this is what I was talking about for memes/shitposts

where da mio at

>>74698449
probably eating her morning tomato/egg

>>74698319
I like it

>>74696203
>>74696314
is back

Mio gunpla handcam
https://youtu.be/UxkWvmtq9pU

>>74698449
getting impregnated by me

[Good news]
Mio is eating

fuck, I missed that, what was it?

>>74649947
Mio started liking more art related to the skeb she owes me and I've spent hours fapping to those. If she gets that skeb I won't be able to stop fapping to it. This woman has the power to destroy my dick whenever she wants.

>cosplay up gifts

>>74700235
I'm waiting to see if anon was right about her commissioning a skeb of watching herself get a cum tribute

jelly telly
https://youtu.be/sfoP8RzmvDM

>No Muyu pov
She hates us

>>74700715
I'm pretty sure she said in a tweet or a community post that she wasn't going to do her own POV. Maybe she just hates you, Anon

Alias worked up gf ASMR
https://youtu.be/D72_ZSRjQiA

>Sweat down Mio tummy
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Muyu on Jelly's stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfoP8RzmvDM

>>74700543
isreal... but much disappoint

>Mio wants to do an ASMR this week
Alias has some competition...

>>74694095
>>74694299
>>74694498
>>74696491
>>74700235
https://medium.com/skeb-jp/guide-154f3a80c3b6

>>74701390
You don't get it, Mio commissioning something that suits my fetishes because she wants to please (Me) is the point. And if she does that I'll get a few more skebs with stuff we both like in return

>You guys said I should be more needy, so what's wrong with taking what I want?

Why do menhera Korean women have such nice voices?

you know, it's not that I'm an architect or like chubby girls, but I hate Mio losing weight because it makes her feel less comfy in a way, does that make sense?

>>74701731
To attract mates

Alias spam is annoying
Doesn't really fit here

>>74702102
Why not? I don't even watch her but she's a part of this thread as much as anyone else posted here.

Was Mio about to say "it would be the perfect time to invite someone over if i didn't live with my parents?"

>>74701390
This is useful, Thanks anon

>>74702023
You sound like an architect in denial but yes I understand what you're trying to convey

>>74702208
Yes

>>74702529
Actual yab

>>74702208
yeah, me.

>>74702208
Stop

jerry's posture always cracks me up

>>74702208
>>74702529
Not beating the boyfriend allegations

>>74702640
I wish I didn't hear it honestly. But she said it and stopped when she realized

>>74702208
Yeah all of us

Mio is cheating on me for 2 weeks straight let's fucking gooooooo

Midsemi Midlock

Mio's hands actually do look way thinner now. I was shocked by how noticeable the difference is.

"Not going physically" but will be in the area. Mio...

>Mio's going to actually meet and fuck her paypigs at Offkai

Yuuna is going to fatten up Mio, isnt she?

>>74702916
This stream is turning into a yab factory

Some schizo will follow Yuuna back home to find Mio

>>74702920
>You can't feed me as much as you did last time, Yuuna.
Yuuna will find a way

>>74703029
If you think Mio isn't going to offkai when they paid for her to fly over....

>>74702920
architect bros are winning tonight

>>74702666

>>74703029
Bold of you to assume I don’t already know where they live in case this happened

>>74701390
You don't get it, I could commission something myself, but I want her to do it. I want her to look for artists and references, I want her to write "I want an illustration of my vtuber character smelling a dirty penis with a shy expression" and more importantly, I want her to get embarrassed by it.

>>74703104
If she goes and I find out I'll leave her for blatantly lying to my face. Even if I don't find out, I hope she feels extremely guilty for saying such a lie.

Offkai sounds like hell for someone like me who only watches Mio and has zero friends who watch vtubers as well, what would I be doing after the meet and greet with Mio? And that is if I can get the meet and greet with her

>>74703472
No one cares if she travels but if it's to a con location during one it looks so fucking bad

>>74703472
She just admitted she was going psychically, Mio....

>>74703633
I don't even care if she goes to the con, she went to cons before and said she was there while the con was still happening. What I care about is her lying to me.

>I won't go there physically
>If I go it's because I'm visiting a friend in their booth
Should have just said you were going from the start, do you seriously expect me to trust you when you're saying conflicting info minutes apart?

>I'm not meeting any males
I'm glad Mio is learning

>>74703770
Is this bait? She clearly said what the game plan is. Are you just threadshitting or actually watching the stream?

seaniggers are so boring. do they ever think about anything besides cuckoldry

>>74703894
I'm behind on the stream

>>74702102
yeah, beerpals having another metly is way better!

>>74702102
Is this Alias spam in the thread with us right now? It's okay if you don't like Ghost Whore(affectionate) but she belongs here just as much as anyone else in the OP

>>74703894
She contradicted herself though

>>74704081
please just kys already. all your suffering will end with death.

>Jelly got banned for "Minor inconvenience"
Jerry...

>>74703153

>>74703722
She likes a lot of ntr art for a reason

I'm having a melty right now for no reason!!

I now understand why SEApals are schizoids. They're jealous knowing that Mio will always love BAP over them
Big American Pizza.

Please God kill all seaniggers

>>74704310
And spics and latam brownoids. Amen.

I just want Mio to be honest with me. Either say nothing or say the truth. She's already given me reasons to doubt her before in DMs, contradicting herself here is just going to make me doubt her even more.

>I'm only going to Offkai to visit a friend's booth and grab the gifts
>I'm not going to do any event in person at Offkai
Either of these would be acceptable for me.
>I'm not going to Offkai.
followed by
>If I go to Offkai it's to visit a friend's booth or grab gifts
a few minutes later just makes her look dishonest and makes me wonder what else she's lying about.

I was never into Mio much because I fell in love with my spidermom before getting to know her much & am not a whore, but GOD has my respect for her grown after learning just how much shit she's forced to deal with. I'm just glad she has infinitely more parents that care about her than seanigs ever will.
>>74704514
kill yourself

>>74704514
>in dms
Post proof or kill yourself

>>74704514
Also going after being doxxed and people know who she is and what she looks like, Mio…

Beerpals going to offkai for an orgy with Mio, if you're not going you're getting cucked

you aren't making people hate mio retard, you're just making them hate flips.

You guys really should make a /Mio/ split.

I wish China would invade SEA

The truth is, Mio has been cheating on beerpals with me. I'm pinching her butt as we speak.

>>74703624
There's a few artists who will have Mio stuff, so you could hunt for those

>>74705027
They make me hate myself because I just believe I'm the odd one out of the secret club

>>74705117
I wrote this

>>74705117
This post is mine.

>>74705161
You're not the only one

>>74705117
I have amnesia and forgot I made this post

>>74705117
I'm a bit schizophrenic. This is all me. She has a really cute butt btw

I trust Mio when she says she's not meeting males
I trust Mio when she says she's not meeting fans

I just want her to not say conflicting information for my own menhera reasons and to avoid riling up SEAnigs

>>74704986
>>74704514
>>74704253
>>74704081
>>74703858
>>74703770
>>74703472
>>74703104
>>74702916
>>74702895

Eek ookay laaahhh

Now I'm sad over a stream I was excited for I guess I'll just sleep instead

Mio meltdown status?

mio still haven't feedback my dick pic

>>74705682
Not started yet. Beerpal meltdown is full throttle though

>>74705771
Wait for the bathroom visit

Next time when Mio does a gunpla stream. I'll buy some minis so i can build with her

>>74705749
You dick was probably a bit to small for her ESL king.

>>74705831
im not showing it to you

daily reminder that pretending to be a seanigger is still being a seanigger.
goodnight /tsunx/

>>74705771
One retarded seanig meltdown

>>74705906
do I become one if I marry a SEA woman?

"I'm not experienced in handling heads" yet, until offkai Mio

>>74705972
rescuing filipino women through marriage is to place yourself above the evil god who made them suffer by making them filipino in the first place.

>>74705964
I'd normally agree but this time it's multiple

>>74705161
>>74705343
That's why it's the perfect bait. You don't have to bite it for it to work...

uuuuu I miss Muyu

>>74706255

>Ocarina of Time, I wanna play that game!
>That's the one on the switch, right?
I love my zoomer ex-gf (now wife)

>>74706468
>She was actually thinking of Skyward Sword
Papalesta HATE

>>74706468
I loved my gf once but then she went to Offkai to fuck other men

>>74706731
Yeah, me

>>74706731
Oui, moi

Why doesn't Alias do lewd anymore?

>>74706731
Okay I know I'm retarded, but I was under the assumption that fucking fans at a con was just a joke in the vtuber community.

Someone must've done it for real at this point

>>74706821
And the rest

>>74706731
Si, mi

>>74706897
There's multiple documented instances of that happening anon.

>>74706731
Ja, ich

I want Mio to put a sticker on my weiner if you know what I mean

>don't let Mio play games as a kid
>tell her she can't be a vtuber
>nowadays she's the breadwinner of the house by being a vtuber and playing games
papalesta is probably secretly seething

>>74706897
Oh it happens a lot. That’s why it’s a massive yab

>Argued with her mom about the overabundance of porn in Oppenheimer

Mio is a whore

>>74707215
Yeah, mine

>>74707268
I posted this, btw

So much Mio lore this stream

>>74707387
next to no new information

>>74707049
>papalesta is probably secretly seething
I sure hope not considering how he gets to sit on his ass watching Netflix and blowing money on stocks all day.

So mamalesta is a left wing feminist, got it

I just have a feeling Mamacelesta just liked Oppenheimer because the Japanese got nuked.

>>74707566
That's 100% the reason

>>74707435
I'm relatively new so it is new info for me

>>74707435
We got information she is copy marimari in offkai with paypigs

>>74706731
Certamente, me medesimo

>>74707555
[Non-news]

Mamalesta sounds like a pretentious, self righteous, annoying cunt

shitting on mamalesta for being a loving parent won't make your parents hate you less.

>>74707064
Damn can I get some documentaries or posts on it?

Mojey doing his best to get a place in the Mio fuck line at Offkai

>>74708344
Look man, it won't be you, it won't be me, and it won't be him. Stop the namefagging you nigger.

>>74708453
>it won't be you, it won't be me, and it won't be him
Yeah, because it'll be me.

>>74708453
>seanigger keeps namedropping different beerpals but still hasn't namedropped me, the beerpal who's actually fucking mio

was it one of you?

>>74708733
no yes

>>74708733
yes no

>>74708619
You think it’s only you lol

>>74708733
maybe

I wish I was rich

>>74708733
i don't know?

>>74708854
You haven't named any of my alts either, seanig. :p

More beerpals buying a place in the Mio fuck line

>>74708733
can you repeat that question?

>>74708940
You only hurt Mio when you claim to be fucking her

does this really work if the first response was "no"

>>74709137
Maybe

eat shit mojey

eat shit namedrop faggot
=D

>>74709035
It's really her fault for getting fooled by my scooby-doo tier disguises.

>>74709035
That's why they do it. Make others doubt and leave her

The SEAnig is going all out today lol

vtuber hag vtuber hag

>>74709326
Are you retarded?

>>74709428
HAG LOVE

>>74709493
Sounds accurate to me. It doesn’t help her in anyway when she reads

I'm not gonna namedrop but this faggot keeps getting bonked again and again and again yet he can't take a hint
How is is possible for someone to be this fucking retarded?

>>74709602
She should figured out what that kind of reply means
And she should avoid this shithole

mio's hands look so tiny and dainty
i think if she tried to wear my gloves they'd just slip off

>>74709874
She won’t avoid here, that’s why it’s really bad to say it

>more behind the scene cuckshit from Mio

>>74710076
if only geoguesser was as easy as guessing the nationality of this poster

>Seals is cuckshit
baitposter I...

>>74710186
>Namedropping seanig is inches away from finding out the secret identity of Mio's actual #1 favorite

>>74710173
Seals, Sounds like someone from SEAworld

Jerry just kissed me

>>74709355
If it was just that, the thread won't be this bad. There are some genuine beerpals going menhera and biting baits here.
>>74705092
I seriously considered just now, but I don't think I can wrangle it by myself. We were doing much better past few days. I apologize on behalf of our coombrained alcohol-poisoned insecure beerpals.

>>74710387
why do you insist on making me horny with furry jerry art, anon? what purpose do you find in exploiting my weakness thus?

>>74710440
The yab’s were just that bad today

All of this because my dumbass girlfriend tried to do preemptive damage control, only to contradict herself immediately because she couldn't tell a lie to save her life

>>74710674
And blurting out that stuff about her inviting someone over because of the noise if she lived alone

Mio sucks

>>74710440
I'm sure there's at least one anon who thinks he's pretending to be a seanig for giggles without realizing that he's still a seanig even if he's white and lives in america or whatever.

>>74710797
Yeah, my cock

>>74710549
Some of you are legit more menhera than Mio.
Like how hard is it to just love her and be cool about it?
Should've never given y'all niggas internet. Gonna send you to an uncontacted tribe.

>>74710760
Y'all not seeing that this was flirting with beerpals 101 entry level stuff is actually making me think most beerpals ARE menhera as fuck

>>74710760
>Seaniggers now using her flirting with chat for cuck fantasies

>>74710869
The ones sperging out don't love her. They either want to control her or simply hate her and want her to be miserable.

>>74710869
I’m normally not. Today was just that bad I have no option

lol it's so funny seeing other beerpals go schizo
it's usually me who goes full schizo in these threads and sends her mean tells/CC but today I took my meds

>>74710869
Scratch that I'm sending you to the Philippines

>>74710869
>Some of you are legit more menhera than Mio.
I tried to leave because of that and she had a fucking meltdown

>>74710977
Well, if you're medicated right now, why don't you tell us how to make you stop being a nigger all the time?

>>74710924
She didn’t phrase it in a way to mean chat. She stopped herself from finishing her sentence

>>74705092
i pray for this every day. ive honestly stopped coming to tsunx as much now because its starting to feel like /pcg/ schitzo levels. im actually starting to just go to /pcgia/ now since it has most of the girls i like and there no fucking meltys every fucking day

>>74711099
She absolutely did and she stopped because the sound got worse you dumb nigger

I just wish the jannies weren't such worthless fags. If they were at least deleting things and the seanig was evading bans I'd cut them some slack, but they can't even do that.

>>74711174
She stopped because she realized what she was about to say

Mio is for cucks

Mio knows what a Korean beerpal looks like…

>>74711350
No she didn't. You're a fucking retard

>>74711223
Yeah it's frustrating. It's so obvious that the majority of these posts are from a handful of shitters yet the jannies just give them free rein to constantly shit up these threads.

>700 cal a day
>had over 1000 cal once this month
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>74711098
usually it gets worse when I see people implying Mio is cheating on me with her mutuals or implying she loves her mutuals more than she loves beerpals

Beerpals migrate
>>74711602
>>74711602
>>74711602

>>74711636
kys

>>74711636
Fuck off. I was here first.

>>74711636
youve saved /tsunx/
thank you from an EST nightowl

Kill korean beauty standards. Behead korean beauty standards. Roundhouse kick korean beauty standard into the concrete. Slam dunk korean beauty standards into the trashcan. Crucify filthy korean beauty standards. Defecate in a korean beauty standard's food. Launch korean beauty standards into space. Stir fry korean beauty standards in a wok. Toss korean beauty standards into active volcanoes. Urinate into a korean beauty standard's gas tank. Judo throw korean beauty standards into a wood chipper. Twist korean beauty standards heads off. Report korean beauty standards to the IRS. Karate chop korean beauty standards in half. Curb stomp korean beauty standards. Trap korean beauty standards in quicksand. Crush korean beauty standards in the trash compactor. Dissolve korean beauty standards in a vat of acid. Eat korean beauty standards. Dissect korean beauty standards. Exterminate korean beauty standards in the gas chamber. Stomp korean beauty standards with steel toed boots. Cremate korean beauty standards in the oven. Lobotomize korean beauty standards. Mandatory abortions for korean beauty standards. Grind korean beauty standard fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown korean beauty standards in fried grease. Vaporize korean beauty standards with a ray gun. Kick old korean beauty standards down the stairs. Feed korean beauty standards to gators. Slice korean beauty standards with a katana.
TOTAL korean beauty standard DEATH

jfc. Just. Chill. The. Fuck. Down.

can we make it to the bump limit?

>>74712045
Mio definitely hates me because I'm fat, fuck.

>papalesta is happy Mio is losing weight
I'VE NEVER HATED HIM MORE THAN NOW

>>74712110
>thinks mio hates fat fucks

I am again reminded how much I hate papalesta

>>74712178
She doesn't hate them, she just doesn't like them either

>>74712178
She seemed more harsh towards fat people past couple stream tastes change.

>>74711636
kill yourself

>>74712281
And again

I will make a note though that the encouragement of obesity that's the case in the US is very bad. As someone whose mother is fat enough that she has health problems, condoning it is really bad.

>>74712662
she said 60kg is obese in korea

>>74712662
Mio is most definitely chubby not medically obese. Papalesta was probably obese.

>>74712766
yeah that's a bit crazy, although I'm not sure how tall Koreans are. 60kg is pretty okay for a 5' 5" woman.

>he could disown me
yeah, and starve to death in the streets

I feel like he's just afraid of her going down the path he did and had to recover. He seems extreme on that front but it probably comes from a place of concern.

>>74713033
>wife beater
>daughter beater
>concern
That faggot cares only about he, him and himself

Dizzy love!

>>74713033
it really, really, really does not matter what their intentions are if they still aren't interested in making things right.
>t. recovered menhera

>>74712662
We don't want to make Mio a regular at the Heart Attack Grill my dude, we just want her to stop starving herself

>>74713080
and dog beater

I'm gonna kill papalesta!

>>74713080
did my reps. Holy shit what an asshole.

>>74713164
I forgot about this part. Unredeemable behavior

mio's gonna be a great and happy hag one day

>pee break
oh no

https://twitter.com/yukinoshitapeo/status/1784814516590805050
surprise peo twitter space!
I am sorry poll anon but I think there won't be a poll tonight.

>>74713766
Mio's resolve was tested....
It was just packages

>>74713915
I don't think she looked at the thread yet

I will never be him...

Mio's mannerism are so fucking cute

>>74714278
genuinely. she's the cutest being on the planet and has no idea

timestamp for mio's wrist warmups don't mind me

>>74714420
I want to protect this girl with my life and make sure nothing ever bad happened to her

>>74714580
Two dead bodies soon

When did Mio allow raiding? I could've sworn she stopped allowing that altogether?

>>74714854
very recently as part of the run up to the relay

how bad's hollow knight for backseating? don't think I've ever actually watched a vtuber play it.

>>74698319
I can't grab it right now but I'd like to request the yuuna eating bread emote somewhere on the side

>>74716176
Just hit me up if you have an image, I'll try to check sometime tomorrow for one if not.

As a general announcement, Elmo has to find a new home on the car because Elmo isn't allowed on the rear window. Elmo will go find a new home tomorrow.

>>74716176
>>74716650
thissun?

Fuck, I love the CLK-GTR

mio hate

I dislike Mio

>>74716817
Yeah that's the one, thank you. I just saw the side images and realized you got all the logos there so I don't know if you'd rather put it on the hood/roof or something. Can she be mid cronch too, specifically?

What a dumb faggot bringing up the plagiarization bullshit

>>74717409
Was gonna say, can't do a whole gif, but I can do one frame of it and in the middle of eating it would be the best way to do

>>74717637
I imagine you can get a higher res frame than a screenshot, but either this frame or like a couple frames before I think would be good candidates.

Mio hates me

>>74711636
No

Isn't blossom one of the shitty beerpals?

>>74719222
>am I bonked?
>oh not yet
yeah

Tonya is the very definition of book-smart but completely devoid of thought otherwise and personally I think that's beautiful.

mio should play the aoe campaigns

God bless Nini Yuuna for giving this cat a home.

>>74719884
>>74720468
This hag cat combo is such a powerful combination

https://twitter.com/tsuruginen/status/1784775970244976657
Nen singing practice tweet

I need to make yuuna a mother

I need to make yuuna a grandmother

>>74720621
Anon she is like not even 25.

>>74721920
She is a hag at heart and also the booba

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

New thread
>>74723116
>>74723116
>>74723116

Mio love!