/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>74605557
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>74605577
Amen.

>>74605557
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Armis White Day Voice Packs AND Hololive Island Voice Pack
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/pages/hololive-superexpo2024-merchlist
https://shop.geekjack.net/pages/hololive-super-expo-2024

>OCTAVIO Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/octavio_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/octavio

>HAKKA Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/banzoinhakka_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/banzoin-hakka

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
No new music, do your playlist reps!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS

I refuse to watch that collab

>>74605577
Amen.

Puzzle time, TEMPUS boys and not touching that collab with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole edition:
https://jiggie.fun/OXRF3b

>>74606119
They've collabed since he joined vsj it's nothing new

I blame bettel

>>74606539
Axel has never collabbed with him.

I hate bettel

>>74606632
Then just skip it? That's what I've been doing since they first happened

>>74607121
yeah nigga that's what I said, can you fucking read?

I kill Bettel

it's not that serious bros

Castrate gavis bettel

>>74608376
this but ewwtare

>>74608438
what could have been a proper guild collab is now ruined by a niji shitstain

what's with the tribalism today

>>74609089
imagine getting this upset about some fat asian nobody

happy friday night friday /mans/

I love Shinri

>>74610361
So do I.

>>74610361

>>74610361
I want to become Shinri's lover only for him to discover I was using him to cheat on my real husband, never intending to treat him as more than a fling

>>74610756

>>74609309
Ever since that one thing happened, /vt/ has been at war with itself over what ultimately amounts to nothing.

>>74609309
Sorry sister, kuro shoto and all of his friends aren't welcome /here/ purely because they're extremely boring and can't stop fujobaiting

>>74610756
Based. The best part is that he wouldn't even be mad, he would blame himself and understand that it's his fault at the end of the day which would make it all the more satisfying

don't do it /mans/

>>74612344
Ok here's my cock

>>74612426
MODS

>>74612426
DIE

>>74610361
Same

seasbian lex with flora

>>74612199
Where's the fun in beating a man that's already down

>>74614397
The feeling of superiority of doing something wrong and being forgiven and loved is a feeling you can't replicate and Shinri is the perfect man for it

>>74614397
I want to be the final straw that breaks him

>>74615095
Don't make it sound so appealing... I'd rather not be a terrible person

Why have all of Shinri's exes gathered in the thread

>>74615502
But that's the point anon, even if you're scum he'll forgive you if you have a reason because he understands what he can and can't provide and he'd get it because he understands who he is better than anyone and he'd want you to be happy
>>74615734
Not ex but his feature ex-wife

>>74612102
based

Please do not plot against Shinri

Kidnapping Hakka in Indonesia and having Shinri do Heavy Rain-type trials to rescue him, which Shinri will do despite not being related by blood with Hakka, since it will allow him to fulfill his self-sacrifice fetish.

what is wrong with you people, why can't you just like ryona and not be abusive borderlines?

I can roll with ryona, but not emotional abuse...

>>74616624
Unironically, they're women.

>>74616710
honestly the first time I've ever been disgusted with /mans/, and that's saying something

Reminder that they're all /here/ and can see this

>>74616916
That's not true. Don't believe that anon

>>74616624
My oshi should be as miserable as I am

>>74617210
but he already is

>>74617210
>t. tranny

>>74617119
Altare why are your ears so big

>>74617319
If the anon oshis Hakka it'd be spot on

>>74617119
Ok Altare

i LOVE my oshi and i want him to PROSPER and experience JOY

day ??? of hoping bettel vomits on stream.

>>74616916
Shinri don't listen to them we all want to put a blanket over you and give you a mug of warm non dairy milk

>>74617420
why hakka specifically?

What the Xenos doing?
https://twitter.com/akiradud/status/1784280874516717949

>>74617614
The tranny art and the obsession to make him a woman

>>74617471
Me too
My guy needs it

>>74617780
oh. that explains it.

No wonder Axel engages in ryona with his own viewers:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OvD30K-KN3k

>>74617647
shhhhh don't disturb them
let them eat pockys in the library in peace

https://twitter.com/iivdrips/status/1784364979568710036

>>74617471
>not wanting their oshi to suffer
fake fan

I LOVE my oshi and want him to CRY AND SUFFER for my amusement.

>>74616624
That's what I'm saying bro. I'm used to the weird antics of the /MANS/ sisters, but some of these are pretty looney. Comes with the territory I guess.

>>74618403
based

>>74616624
>>74616710
>>74618514
weaklings

TAVIOLI ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaMqmFl18aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaMqmFl18aI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaMqmFl18aI

>>74618013
If I look at this as a work unassociated with anything then I think it’s pretty cool desu

but getting a piece of a fucking VTUBER, especially one in the middle of their career is just asking for them to yab and disappoint everyone
and the shorts are too baggy for slut jester

>>74618013
Why

I wonder if he overslept again

>>74618514
such is the life of being the last straight men in /mans/

DID YOU HEY HEY?

>>74618013
the curse lives on...

>>74618778
clown sex was too good

>>74618514
it's not that serious brother, this is about animated pngs

>>74618703
magmite...

Wheres my boy.....is he still with bettel........

>>74609581

true, tavi. sex scenes ruin netflix shows.

>>74617119

>>74618514
we been knew kois are a different breed of crazy

>>74616916
yes, and?

>>74619111
this makes me hungry for some reason

retard

>>74617647

>>74609309
go make me a sandwich woman

>>74609581
buh its Saturday.....

>>74616916
They should try not being /here/ then

Ghost Stories EN dub watch along WHEN

>Octavio woman confirmed

>>74620189
we're simply too funny and charismatic

>>74616916
I wonder if they saw the shota talk and just decided to close the tab

>>74620678
If they didn't want a shotacon audience they shouldn't have debuted a shota inb4 >not a shota!!1! a young looking cute retarded boy is the closest we'll get for EN and Hakka is a loli

HE AWAKENS

i want octavio to tweak me too

>>74621241
>not a shota!!1!
Correct

>>74621241
god look at that smug lil red brat. I feel so fucking empty inside I dont get to cuddle and mess around with him

DELAYON ON THE GUILTY TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuEZNNv136k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuEZNNv136k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuEZNNv136k

>>74621241
Guy behind this meme got suspended on twitter. Probably mass reported by sjw retards

>>74617647

>>74621849
for real? Just double checking in case it was the classic mental health gay

>>74621905
username had orange in the name. screenshot of the account getting suspending was spreading on facebook.

>tavi thinks ruze's fixation on homestuck is what makes him less normal

>>74621241
>Hakka

VG 3D announcement when

>>74621969
well, damn then I guess. Its a cute meme fomat still

>"I'm gonna get sweaty I'm sorry"
>Gets destroyed
Love me fighting games

>>74622228
next week, trust me bro!

Octavio's Ranking of Armis from least to most normal
>Octavio
>Gibby
>Ruze
>Jurard

>>74622228
When the xenos finish their sexcation

>>74619591
cause he's yummy

ok he definitely got up with morning wood but same

>That's why they say you can't bring anything to heaven, because I take [their organs]

>>74622283
>If Jurard is the most normal in ARMIS, then we all belong to an asylum

re-arranges it again
>Octavio
>Jurard
>Gibby
>Ruze

>>74622228
Next week, or else the xenos have been blue balling us all week for nothing and I don't want to think my oshi would do that
last night Shinri told us to follow the official holo twitter accounts for updates, tell me WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE

>>74622567
don't let Ruze see this

>>74622567
It's okay Ruze, you're not a normalfag. Normalfags are different from just being normal.

>>74621849
>Probably mass reported by sjw retards
Yeah I'm pretty sure I saw some retarded callout posts on him a little while back. I hate how "they" ignore all the actual grooming happening in their communities but will have a moral crusade over a drawing. How did we go from Boku no Pico being a meme 10 years ago to this shit?
>>74622535
h-hot..

Octavio has baby taste buds

POTEMKIN LOVE

Hearing him throw the controller while he gets potemkin smashed never gets old kek

>you can't date the elf

>>74623777
why

>octavio wants to romance the little rat-looking boy
UOOOHHHH

Arutea love

>>74623528
Read what are Potemkin Villages. You won't like them.

>>74618514
The overreaction makes me want to write worse

>>74618514
The cannibal axelotl....

I had a dream Hakka was actually a tranny, I hate you mans

>>74624405
I say it's an appropriate amount of reaction

They fucking stole brisket

>>74625486
I read these types of "dreamed of a Star doing these specific thing" post almost every other day. What are you niggas smoking to have these kind of vivid dreams?

>>74625695
I get more intricate dream when I sleep more than 6 hours at a time

>>74625695
>he's not taking the melakoinin

>>74625817
nta but i usually have vivid dreams about the boys after i smoke crack

Is Bettel not streaming his POV tonight?

>>74625695
just repressed trauma

>>74625890
shit meant to reply to >>74625695

>>74625695
I don't dream at all when I smoke frequently but my dreams will get intense and weird as soon as I stop cold turkey

>>74625625

>>74626160
omw to eat him

>>74625695
nta but it’s something about the extended hours of audio. the only time I ever had nightmares was when I was in a spooky podcast phase

>>74625695
I'm a frequent dreamer and my dreams relate to what I enjoy the most currently yes that includes /mans/ chu ~

Femboyroons are IN

I'm grass btw

>>74626304
the number of dreams I've had where I accidentally doxxed myself /here/ is honestly starting to get a little concerning

>>74626304
CHU~!

Time for the collab with this dork!

https://files.catbox.moe/u7bclh.mp4

>>74626704
Faggot

>>74626704
kys nigger

>>74626704
Retard

>>74626493
Is fucking femboys gays?

get your popcorn ready

Oh so Lies of P has to approve every individual streamer that wants to play it

>>74626767
>>74626779
>>74626808

>>74626839
depending on the conditions you could reach a sort of "True Bi Neutral" I would say

>>74626304
I hope I've called you a faggot in your dreams
Reading anons talk about their dreams makes me jealous since my dreams are always good, but I rarely have them

>>74626950
Why are companies so autistic like this
Streams are free advertisement

>>74626911
cute gif

>>74627015
just smoke crack

>>74626704
KILL YOURSELF

LEADER AND FWENDS ON THE TELLY

SHINY SPICY & CLOWN ON THE HOTPOT TELLY
Altare POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0hwsK1mzeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0hwsK1mzeE

Axel POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwlkIEDMiFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwlkIEDMiFk

No Pentiment... I can never have shit with this branch

>>74627108
If I do can I sue you in the future when it leaves me in shambles

>>74625695
I often dream about the last thing I did and I watch the boys before I sleep most night

>>74627248

save me leader save me

>>74625695
menhera with a mix of PMS________

look at my cute little brother

>>74626975
wait so straight males have been lying all this time when they say it's straight

>>74627554
oh hi Kobo, how you've been?

look at my cute son (grandpa) (husband)

>>74627660
oi

>>74627660
isnt altare the big brother and kobo the little sis? fake fan

>skipping the tutorial
no...

>>74627727
How does that work?

>>74627727
cute

>>74627871
like this

>>74627857
the holostars tradition

Shiny Spicy beach episode

>randomly picking the same destination

>>74625695
Unironically, medication for chronic pain.

>>74627953
cute

>>74627649
Sorry, I mean like, at the very end of the scale, it can be straight. but its uncommon I;d say, you gotta find the cream of the crop

>you ARE the ingredient
ToT

>bettel is slacking off
kek

too much reading....

>>74628007
from the back they look like Vesper and Magni

I can't understand shit

Dingo...

why not get another starsen member instead of an outsider faggot?

>got perms for a game he didn't know anything about other than the title
sasuga aniki

>>74628211
Blame bettel

What's going on? My brain hurtz.....

>>74628211
because, believe it or not, they arent fucking wackos

>>74622283
This is the correct ranking.

>>74628241
he saw "hotpot with friends" and ran at the speed of light to ask Toramane for perms

>>74628211
Two of them are in Indo and there would be as much bitching if Flay was there

I don't understand

>>74628382
Does Armis just not exist then

>>74628211
They're all faggots, anon

what's going oin

There are a lot of things happening in this game and I'm fucking lost bros

>>74628382
I agree that doesn't matter what happens the local haters would be here bitching anyway

>>74628307
Altare and Axel met up with with Kuro in Japan

I thought debuting 3 gens in under 2 years was so they could collab with each other instead of relying on outsider to fill in collab spot?

The tribalism is off the charts. Can't even allow them to have friends outside the group now.

Guilty gear music is so good

This is way more complex than I thought it would be

Lmao Axel really knows Altare now

I don't care about tribalism, all I see are cute retarded boys being retarded

>>74628382
>>74628487

I feel for this type of game works a little bit better with not putting jurard or flayon, mostly cause they tend to be a little too chaotic, Ruze or GB would've been nice tho.

I have no faith in EN getting dbz perms

Altare is losing his mind

these retards CAN'T COOK FOR SHIT

>>74628999
Ruze is out of the collab roster for the time being, it really only could've been GB and I'd rather not

Gabriel Bernárdez.

Finally, some good fucking food

LEADERSWEEP

This game sucks. I wish they'd hop on a better game.

>>74628732
stop whining

gonna fucking loose my mind at youtube tonight

My blue wife is so smart (today)

>>74629777
but they’re right

I wish I knew how to cook

>>74630327
Yeah but Bettel and Kuro/Mysta are friends, so of course they are going to do collabs.

>>74630405
put shit in a pot until it taste good

flayon cute Im going to kill him

>>74630419
did you miss the bettel hate at the beginning of this thread we don’t like your retarded dog get over it

>>74629128
There are only 5 good Dragon Ball games and only two of them are fit for streaming

>>74630548

>>74630588
I just got here and I'm just stating why he collabs with him

>>74630405
If you can read, you can cook, dummy.

>Bettel automatically reads the traitor text out loud
kek jobber

>>74630668
nobody really cares if altare and bettel are prior friends with him, thats their personal life, we can still hate them bringing it into their current content when we have plenty of annoying faggy lispers in starsEN and dont need to look outside

>>74630823
>annoying faggy lispers
No, they are down one

>>74630823
They're all friends with Kuro. Deal with it.

>>74630823
>we
Sorry anon I'm here to watch cute boys be cute and not cry like a teenage girl

>>74630823
Typically branching out is part of the job of an entertainer

>>74631012
_'_ ___ ____ _______ ______ __ /____/

>>74630823

>>74631182
Stop "pretending" to be retarded

Eh, at least it's not a milquetoast indie like girl_dm this time.

>>74630823
>t-t-THEY SHOULDNT BE FRIENDS I DONT LIKE DEM
Look dude, theres a point where you just have to suck it up and realize that you wont adore every single game, topic, or friend your streamer engages in

Kuro isn't actually talking a lot so the collab has been fine so far. I just hate when Altare yells Axeelll

>>74631352
>I just hate when Altare yells Axeelll

>>74631352
I don't know why he decided that's going to be their gimmick but I hope he drops it eventually

>>74630548
no kill only love

>>74631303
She's unironically more entertaining than kuro lmao

>>74631618
They are at the same level but at least she isn't an unironic fag

>>74631557
It's just the typical Altare thing of finding something funny and repeat it till he gets bored, it'll pass

>>74630823
Hey settle down ok

>>74631674
we got those at home

Sugoi Bettel

it’s not tribalism. for example /mans/ liked the recent jowol scrabble collab, and when flayon did that stream with that retiring indie. they hate the circle of niji grifters, sometimes merry, and always bettel. easy

>>74631725
ok daniel

>>74631849
Jowol has had great chemistry with the boys, I hope we get to see Axel with him one day

you whores need to shut up and watch the stream.

>>74631967
Who's that guy on the left?

>>74631849
>it's not tribalism
>>74628211
>outsider
>>74628732
>outsider
>>74630823
>outside

>>74632032
Me

>>74632032
my grandpa. he was pretty cool before he died in the war.

>>74632044
sorry your dog has aids

Lets just ignore the two falseflaggers that always show up for collabs, yeah?

>>74632044
people who are not part of Holostars/hololive production/Cover are, in fact, outside of the company. retard. what other descriptive word would you have the average person use?

Why is Snailtare there kek

Tribalism is good. No I will not explain why.

>>74632206
sorry you're a retard with zero self-awareness, constantly seething like a little bitch instead of enjoying the stream

i'm not high enough for this

>>74632206
But ours has too...

Do not cum

>>74632345
hehe look at this manlet

>>74631618
Eh, he's not that much better, but he is one step up for me. I've seen like 4~5 Tempus collabs with her and I can't remember a single moment from any of them. I at least remember watching a funny clip from when he played Valo with Altare.

>>74632422
this is a bird

>>74632505
t. Diogenes

I don't think this is worth more than one stream with a group but it's a pretty good one now that they've got it

>>74632341
once again, sorry about your dog

Snailtares are gonna be extinct by the end of this

>>74628999
Jurard at least has enough attention span to be either competitive or a team player in multiplayer games. Flay gets distracted by the collab and doesn't bother with the game at all.

>>74633309
good

>>74633371
But he screams the whole time and no one else can get a word in

Kek he just won like that? Bullshit

>33% chance of instant victory
this game is garbo

YOU WILL WATCH THE LOL STREAM
AND YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT

winning by doing nothing

>>74633741
bettel will cancel his membership to attend this

>>74633896
it's so plausible

>>74633675
They just lower his volume on their end. Lol, in the Goose Goose Duck collab I could barely hear him from another POV.

>Altare as a cute gyaru
I have a mighty need

>>74633741
i would too desu

JURARD ON THE LEAGUE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZQ5yiyrG2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZQ5yiyrG2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZQ5yiyrG2E

>>74634107
LEZGO TOXIC DINO

time to watch banchou get raped

>>74634187
Someone should revoke LoL perms permanently.

which tempus mascot has the stinkiest butthole

Axel.......

>>74634217
we desperately need a sorawrity form to bottom for this

altare is lucky they're so stupid kek, he's not very good as the traitor

I'm glad he at least seems to be regretting this.

>>74634301
Koi look like they'd shit themselves

>>74634301
bettelion (stick arms can't reach to wipe the fat ass)

Im not sure if you're cookin' Axy.......

>Jeraldizon

My poor dino son is so scared of being bullied...

>ragequit on the first stage of the tutorial last time
Banchou...

>ragequit the first tutorial

>shock and ahhhh~

>>74634388
He is just very obvious kek he can’t play a bad guy for shit

I'm kinda glad this game is a amogus light, Axel getting to play this type of game with people who actually pay attention is nice

>"They're bots, I thought I could take them"
Banchou...

Based Axel

>honestly you can just leave

>Bettel immediately opens Jurard's LoL
kek

>Axel raid
>Altare raid
>Bettel

The real hazing begins...

Dogpiled raid

uh oh stinky

>>74616916
Flayon is /here/ inside the looney bin with us. He's responsible for every single ryonaposting here.

Jurard’s screeching is insufferable

>we will now wear deodorant!!
Now I actually want him to succeed…

>>74636681
flayon has two wolves inside him: twitter concernfag and 4chan abusefag

>>74636686
yeah? Try hearing this after dozing off to one of shinri's Stardew Sundays
now THAT is a real kick in the face

Thanks to your boy for inviting my boy to a collab, it was a nice fun time to end my night with

>>74636793
he's just like me fr fr

>>74636793
He really is a ticking timebomb

>>74636793
Yeah....

>>74628732
same with JP really. They collab mostly with each others at first before branching out to outsiders.

>>74636856
Yeah and he needs to explode inside my ass right now

That girly moan...

>>74636825
Night night~

OH NO HE'S QUEUEING

ESTbros I don't feel so good... https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1784444560955015395

This guy who keeps nagging Jurard to play his main needs to take the hint and fuck off already.

>>74637441
>1998
That facial expression sums it up.

>This isn't the dead SEA! It's the alive sea!

Jurard, with all the salt league generates, Dead Sea is accurate.

>>74637441
>hasn't even rented the movie and desperately troubleshooting being unable to purchase in japan a mere 55 minutes before stream
i dont even care about leaking its the classic gavis bettel failure to perform to any level of quality

Banchou's single braincell is overclocking

Man, I really hope he never plays this again. It's even more boring than I remembered.

I'm too weak. I can't keep watching this.

League is still the worst stream game I've ever seen.

>>74638594
This is true
So why do they KEEP STREAMING IT?

>>74638652
Jurard just wants his senpais to notice him.

>>74638746
Pekora plays League?

>>74638793

he makes me want to redownload league and grief him

>>74638834
Guys, stop bullying the dino so he can stop playing this shitty game

I still have no idea how this game works. Is it because I've never touched a MOBA, or is it League terminology being too specific with the various champions and builds for each other?

>>74637946
suddenly I don't feel bad about having let my membership expire

>>74638834
Yeah he cares so much about these guys

>>74639000
watch streams

>>74638834
Guys, bully the dino more so he cries and never touches the game again.

>>74639048
I prefer not to get tinnitus

>>74638834
Guys, bully the dino more so he cums on stream and cries from embarrassment

>>74639000
trips of truth

>>74639124
god i wish we could get a bullet vibe batsu controlled by superchats and overstimulate him until he's too mindbroken and throatsore to even hit a screaming pitch anymore

>>74639349
On one hand, Banchou overstimulated until he's milked dry and left pathetically whimpering. On the other hand, we still have to watch a league stream.

Why couldn't Banchou play Scrabble or something?

What would the boys be like if they were Souls bosses: movesets, arenas, themes, phase transitions, etc.?

>>74639545
it's moments like this where i want the game to have lobby-wide voice chat to hear the players reactions to his milked out moans