/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ_zix6K5qw&t=6313s

>>74603632
Its nice to see her in prechat, I feel like thats really rare for her to do?
I hope she drops in like that more

My dreamy wife will be thanking her donors today

>>74604257
She drops in at the start from time to time.

>>74603632
>you will never get to smell fauna’s spinach braps…

squeeb

>>74605346
based

>>74603632
snail isn't plotting to lower faunas iron levels is he

My sunshine is reading some supas!

I want fauna to hold me against her chest and stroke my hair while my arms wrap around her waist tightly

>>74606510
i’d be down to have these as new emotes if i had a membership

I'm looking forward to more correctly oriented Fauna today

It's gonna run out before she finishes witcher ;-;

>>74607226
Don't worry she said she intended to add some more to fill out the extra slots like a year ago

Been listening over again and again before I sleep and it's quickly becoming my favorite. Never thought I would love elf ASMR this much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfqoSzt69_k

>>74607283
ew

>>74608778
2g1h

I hate Fauna because she:
1. is green
2. is female
3.

>>74608778
i hate northern mid

>>74608778
I have no opinion on Northernlion, one way or the other.

is is faunas schedule now a stream every other day or..?

Is this your oshi?

>>74610126
>Faunass

love this punctual kirin

>>74605346
RAIL SPIKES THROUGH YOUR ELBOWS

ついに始まった

>>74611014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ_zix6K5qw&t=7252s

Fauna farted. Snail is innocent.

>>74610405
Yes

I LOVE when Fauna talks about farts

snail you are getting old you should be wiser

>>74608778
kek

I want to stay in her dungeon...

Damn, bitch got some yaoi hands frfr

>>74611785
my balls in her hands

>>74611842
I don't think balls are supposed to be that big, anon.

bullying her into being healthy! bullying works!

>Shamed into taking her iron supplements
Based let's go

Just eat meat fauna....

>>74612316
Nah, veganism is the intelligent way to live. I love this moral kirin. <3

she read that comment

>>74612398
?

>>74612398
Most comments were asking her to look after herself without being asses about it.

>this product may expose you to lead

Waterfoxling help

>>74612902
blame new youtube

>>74612902
close youtube

>>74613031
>>74613114
What the fuck. I'm even using hyperchat

>>74613172
Fucking Neal man

Vegans don't eat honey right?

>>74613247
It depends, Fauna is a Beegan so she eats it.

>>74613172
try this https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/459335-youtube-livechat-emoji-fixes
>>74612370
as a fauna viewer you should know it's possible to be vegan without being a preachy faggot

>>74613247
She's a beegan

>>74613345
>>74613360
oh beehive

holy yapping

>Four cartons of ice cream

>>74613247
>Vegans don't eat honey right?
I think it's best we avoid highly controversial topics

fauna get an aquarium in your future greenhouse, it will be a great combo

>>74613355
I disabled another addon and it seems to have stabilized a bit but I'll give it a try if it goes nuts again, thanks anon

i vaguely know that millenials and hag women are very autistic collectors of old mlp

Slime handjob

I hope she keeps playing the Witcher.

Witcher and Cyberpunk are different like elder scrolls and fallout are different, i.e not that different except one has guns

Cyberpunk still sucks do not fall for the psyop

>>74613975
my brother is exactly the kind of gamer that plays cyberpunk too

Has she seen Cowboy Bebop?

>>74613975
the dlc was great albeit

Has Fauna watched Fallout?

I know how Fauna feels. Gargantia was the same.

I love it when she gets defensive about her opinions

DO NOT SQUEELA

>>74614674

God I could sure use a Fauna wife. Would be a pretty nice life, bros.

>>74614106
titanfall 2 is easily better than cyberpunk

kirins be yapping

fauna morrigan outfit where

>>74615267
Is that what she was taking about? I walked out for like three minutes.

Who actually likes this style of superchat reading genuinely curious

https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/archive/superchat/amv4Fg3Xqmg.html
you can start reading them if you do that

>>74615386
Yeah, she said everytime she see's a green haired character she wonders what she can incorporate into future outfits

test

>>74615459
what do i care its just a zatsu either way

Does fauna like taters?

>>74615459
She has to do it to get through the snail spam

>>74615296
...

>>74615459
You mean doing it all together instead of right after the stream? I kind of like it because it gives like a "week in review" type of energy where we can reminisce about all the stuff that happened (also lots of yapping)

>>74615459
Me. I liked ames too when she did them.

>imagined ghost tummy rumbles

>Bullying ASMR
Imagine

Fauna hates me the most. She thinks about me more than you because she hates me more than she loves you. You will never occupy as much headspace as I do in her brain.

>>74615996
Followed by apologetic tsundere asmr

>>74615996
The sph stream...

https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/archive/superchat/VZpnfemwGDc.html

>Snip snip

f a f a f a g

>>74616235
What are you implying?

>>74616510
shes gonna give you a haircut

I don't think Hazbin Hotel has the same niche as those other things

>>74616510
Fauna has admitted to being a brain in a jar yandere
You can extrapolate from there

>something awful mention

slight power level reveal

>SomethingAwful
Wew

>>74616639
as reader of homestuck during its release days and a very late undertale player i havent gone close to that cartoon at all

>>74615996

>>74616752
If she's like me she just found the danganronpa LP through tumblr and never made an account

>>74616639
From a complete outsider to those things, it does look like the same audience

unless I'm misremembering she's mentioned Something Awful back in like even 2022

>>74616837
duh why would you when it wanted payment? i read boatmurdered on a lets play archive

>>74612902
waterfoxling is a fucking fraud and im tired of pretending he hasnt baited you into installing cryptominers, i won't take my meds
i still love you archiveling chu~

>>74616910
Cute!

>>74616932
Yeah she definitely mentioned it a few months when she debuted.

>>74612902
bro wtf

oh this is was the stream where you got logged out of chat

I love her more than you do

>>74612902
what the heck man

Sassy kirin

I hope no one here is from Ohio.

>>74617790
North Carolina. It's not Ohio.

>house tour videos
if she said british house tours it would 100% match my mothers tv habits

Sup fellas, just here to return one of yours who got lost >>74617330
fauna cute

>>74618061
Its not letting me delete it...

will (You) go on zillow and hunt mansions with Fauna?

>lusting after a kitchen
why is she so fucking peak wife material

>>74618094
You already got peed on, just have to live with it now

>jp bros start appearing in chat
cute

why is she mentioning whores i tooned out for a sec

Chat is more collabbeggar than usual today.

castle-lets

How do I get fauna to read my chatposts?

>>74618730
you trooned out for one second?

ok but spiders are cool though

>>74618996
The rats are feeding on the spiders

>>74618894
tuned* my bad

Happend to me once, was fucking around on my phone in bed at night. and a spider the size of a mandarin crawled over my hand because it was attracted to the light

Getting over my fear of spiders was such a big qol improvement

Saplings, would you eat your oshi?

>>74619155
God, no. An image not unlike this, but the cuts on an actual pig - no gore or anything, just dotted lines and names of cuts - sickened me so bad that I've been vegetarian ever since. This picture actually triggers the same revulsion. No clue why, my brain's fucked.

>>74619155
You mean sex with fauna right?

>>74619229
Yeah, you sound like a fag

Fauna just admitted that she is naked when she showers.

>>74619324
Slut..

>>74619324
good thing my leg hair saves me from complete nudity

>>74619155
Not a sapling but her body would look good on a spitroast

>>74619068
>a spider the size of a mandarin
perhaps I'm misremembering the size of a mandarin but that sounds absolutely terrifying

>>74619155
She should eat me to cure her iron deficiency.

i wish arkhand would fuck off

Shes going to be sad when the monsters start limping

>>74619510
Everything you think you know about him is wrong. Stop it.

>>74619510
why?

>>74619510
He just makes songs

Evil witch wife..

>>74619653
I think she would like that you can capture the monsters instead of having to always kill them

>>74619853
>>74619961
>>74619934
i dont like his music and fauna should stop shilling him for once. thats about it

>>74619401
I zapped it with a fly swatter, but it kept wiggling in my trashcan all night

>>74620020
where's your viral fauna remix then, dickhead? if you create something for her she'll shill you too

What a dork

>>74619993
And then you can fight and kill them in the arena

>>74620132
His remix sucks ass and he doesn't know music theory. Any sapling will musical training will understand. He doesn't even know how to do a proper mixdown... so pathetic.

>>74619510
Honestly, he does make me seethe internally, but I recognize it as my own sins

I'm princess

>>74620466
damn did Arkhand piss in your coffee and plow your mother's anus?

>>74620552
Calm down arkhand

>>74620020
>>74620466
I'm gonna be honest this feels like weirdly strong opinions to have about a couple meme song mixes.
But yeah sure, you do you anon

>>74620466
look man, the rrats are out of date. post your best shit for fauna you've made. it's been nearly 3 years, id love to hear what a real tune sounds like

>>74620466
I look forward to listening to your Fauna song, sappo, post it here next thread?

what's with hololive fans and sucking off community members, during a stream of all times

>>74619653
>those quests that are like my favorite thinking about lunch spot had a tree knocked over an I'm just gonna bet it was those darned Gargaogremon! Exterminate ten of them for me!

>>74620541
The sapling feminization project has gone too far...

>>74620846
because if someone posts as if they are an expert and are dragging on something/someone, others will expect them to back up their claim in some way

Kek

UUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu

yab
wait, have we seen her do smol 3D streams (not VRC)?

>>74621367
>accessory is sora's hairpin
fucking cute app

>>74621367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZML5upxuLgU

>>74621367
smol karaoke relay you dumdum

news update: I've finally arrived in Fauna's home. she's using me as a pillow

>Fauna has been yanking my stalk

>>74621489
I literally watched this stream but didn't remember smol Fauna.
>>74621499
Yeah I'm retarded

>>74621137
>>74621142
Scandalous!
I can't believe she just let us see!
d-does she love us more than before?
uuuuuuuuu

Oh yeah I ordered the friends with u plush with the birthday merch but got an email saying they'd ship the plushy soon. On GeekJack

>>74621599
I got mine already, it sits on the back of the couch with my beegsmols and Polka

Someone or something is always looking at the moon. Also that's not how quantum wave collapse works

>>74621848
Fauna needs to take her meds and supplements

>>74621599
same but it also said
※If you combine your order with other products, your order will be shipped once all of the products have arrived.
so expect it to take a few months

>>74621848
>that's not how quantum wave collapse works
but ow taught me that it does...

>>74622060
Oh so it does, I should probably read all the bullet points

Uuuuuuuum acshually

AHHHHH ARKHAND SCHIZO DONT LOOK!!!!

RAIN OF SNAAAAAAAIL

LOOPGODS WHERE WE AT

These fags are more annoying than the arkhand schizo

>>74622435
she should use this instead

>Country analytics
FAUNA NO DON-

>>74622796
She's going to start a world war

she hates streaming everyday...

>>74623633
it looks like she's playing with her hair in this screenshot and that's cute

>>74623693
shes been moving her hands a lot this stream

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black-footed_cat#/media/File:Zoo_Wuppertal_Schwarzfusskatze.jpg
also cute wildcatto

>>74623785
looks like a grumpy fucker

Novigrad will be a good part of Witcher 3 streams because she'll be there forever

>>74623693

fuck you sapling

I want to kiss Fauna.

No confirmation on stream tomorrow
Sounds like a stream on Monday, probably Minecraft or Witcher

>>74624230
she wants us all to fight to the death in front of her so she can take a bath in our still warm blood.

man she was extra cute today...

>>74624359
I'm looking forward to that brief period when we have access to highly advanced AI girlfriends before the super AI takes over

man...she was so much more like herself today, im so glad. we got our kirin back, im so happy.
love /uuu/, i've missed you faggots not as much as my wife tho

superchat readings and yapping, my beloved
good night /uuu/

nice zatsu today, fauna cute, and fauna hands cute

also i don't understand how'll hold up to becoming vod gang and not seeing her live for the next week a whole week of 12 hour night shifts

>>74624478
That was a year ago you missed out

>>74624580
what in the actual fuck do you do as a job where you do a week of 12 hour shifts man
thats literally illegal in my country, im so sorry

>>74624580
When I can't watch her live I sit in the dark and ruminate about how big of a shitlord I am for getting myself in this situation, it's very healthy.

till next time Uuu

if i hug my sapling tonight i will share a mental link with faunas sapling plush as she hugs it too

>>74624719
You have emergency room staff and truck drivers in your country, right?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QpmhZo4CA&t=12028s
Why did she say it like that..

>>74624719
im one of fauna's 5% canadian audience, got some contract work completely unrelated to my degree after being a part-time basement dweller for years

>>74625076
to make me cum

>>74624719
also thankfully it's only for a week or so and pays relatively well

>>74624777
nice, i do this all the time too

>>74624580
do you not own earbuds and a phone so you can at least listen to her

>>74625006
Yeah, I literally work in a crisis emergency service, that's why I'm so shocked that poor fucker has to work that long

>>74624359
I love a good yapping stream and she was really yappy today

>>74625667
She missed us......

>>74625774
she genuinely really did, you could tell by the amount of catchup she did. god i fucking love this kirin

>>74625667
>>74625667
>today

Great stream today. Goodnight /uuu/.

>>74625502
unfortunately no phones are allowed, and security checkpoints just ensures you can't bring it in

>>74626504
night

>>74626647
me btw

>>74626587
wow, that sucks, sorry

stream tomorrow? She didn't say anything.

>>74626699
it's hard to imagine living in such decadence

>>74626814
i'll survive... and that merch ain't gonna pay for itself

>>74626587
you some kinda fed?

>>74624580
It's comfy because you can pause and rewindf whenever and there's no pressure.

>>74626504
>>74626647
Man I love Fauna.

+1 to squeeb

>>74627654
not a fed myself, but a contractor going into one of those types of buildings

>>74627697
still can't replicate the feeling of watching live, but thanks sappo for helping me look on the bright side

>>74628215
sauce?

>>74628658
https://twitter.com/Miclipse1/status/1784287198335918132

>>74628592
Are you the sapling from global that got a defense contract?

>>74628909
ty

+2 to squeeb

>>74628926
that's not me, i don't post in global and even then i usually lurk

i guess a yappy fauna got me yapping myself

>>74629386
cute

>>74631703

>>74615004
You have a steamer that roleplays as your finance and provides entertainment for hours at a time while being pretty smart and good at games. Take it or leave it

>>74619155
I’d eat her pussy, yes.

If would be consensual and awesome

>>74619510
Grow up and leave him alone. He makes good music and let’s just leave it at that

>>74632376
>good music

Ceres Fauna fushigi stream

Ceres Fauna

Anyone else looking forward to Summer Fes? It's already starting to get hot, so you know bikini time is imminent. Let's goooo!

>>74634359
>Summer Fes
there's another fes? when?

I wanna be a better sapling, how do I do that?

>>74634359
I hope they get more individualised swimsuits this year

I'm gonna listen to fauna's old asmr and try to fall asleep to it. Night /uuu/

>>74637275

>>74634574
Think it's every year.

>>74637275
I hope they don't produce a garbage ass mv like they did last year and if they do Fauna stays away from it.

>>74639082
She likes this stuff now, get used to it

the talk about faufau watching mansion tours and ze bugs felt like she knew what I would watch once in a while when bored