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Girls can't be cool.
I love Ina!
>>74606765uhhhhh this one?
>unannounced WAH floodI am going to violently rape a takodachi
>>74606765I'm sure this won't be deleted
I love Mori!
NNAAAAAA
fuck, I think the mio hoodie would be too small for me. Damn tiny jps.
A COOL WAITRESS
>>74606779Me too!
>>74606765This Ina has boobs
>diesel_02>"boyish girl"you just know kek
I tried looking for cute boy cosplay pics but all I got was this coomin moom.https://twitter.com/Dragzer3/status/1650224587433713665
>>74606809i wish i knew...
>>74606809Kronii...
SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOU WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOU AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU CLONE SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/vcwn4s.jpeg
>Kiara giving unironic girl advice to a waitress
>>74606818>pawprint hoodiePeople would think you're a furry in it anyway
>>74606765isn't this Ina a bit too pudgy?
This is Mumei's ideal outfit
>>74606765tits too big
Is this the thread for TotK procrastinators?
Ina used her controller as a vibrator and now it's sticky...
>>74606815
>Ina still hasn't beaten Triple Archtempered EX Furious Alatreon.This is supposed to be the gamer of EN?
>how to be a cute girla question for the ages
No males allowed in the thread.
>>74606818It's an American XL
>I actually know how this girl looks likeSo, this is finally the Girl Stalk segment?
>>74606779I love Ina too!
Ina is stuck in eternal plugging hell...
Isn't NiiNi really cute already? I think I've seen her in a Kiara cosplay.
>NiiNii - 'I'm cool. How do I be cute? I'm totally not Kaela btw, GSH.'What did she mean by this?
>>74606831A literal waitress
>>74606765Based
>>74606893I'm a male
>I want to be cutely girly but I think I'm too boyish please helpIt's tragic how these girls dont understand that to guys, even just saying or thinking something like this already makes you fundamentally more cute and girly
>>74606816Hey, me too!
>>74606809
>>74606939Why?
>>74606765If mods delete this pic they are faggots
>>74606928Oh, I feel way better about this now. The phrasing was 100% transient talk.
If (You) are a cute girl, please reply.
>When I saw Calli with nails, oh my god she's so girly
MORI IS GIRLYSHE'S READY FOR THE TOWA BANANA
>>74606925she is, but maybe its just my taste
>>74606928yeah thank god it's an actual girl not a tranny kekhttps://twitter.com/diesel_02/status/1563921353090400261/photo/1
>>74606834A Boy Friend
>>74606928I'm calling her a DYKE
>>74606907Yes, confused Gura poster, yes.
mumei is giving pickme advice
Kiara is basically the dictator of girliness
>>74606925>>74606928nvm, I was thinking of someone else.
>>74606895Oh, really? I'm really bungling my way trying to figure out what the measurements mean, so I compared my brother's large mumei hoodie, and the measurements on that seemed bigger than Mio's hoodie.
>>74606928I detect 0 coolness here
>>74606765Ina isn’t sexy.
>>74606985hey
>>74606928uhhh based?
>>74606985Silly anon, we're all cute girls here.
Gurlz
>>74606831>DieselKWAB
>>74606985no
>>74606949Thing is, girls do not care for the option of guys, they care that the other girls do not call them boyish, same with make up and cute clothes. The male opinion is an afterthought.
>Kiara knows what every KFP who she has met looks likeScary
I've noticed Mori is always the first person in Kiara's mind when thinking of these girl topics
Look at this
>>74606974transition you mean? that looks like a biological women
>>74606928What does this expression convey?
Can Kiara shut up please
>temporary nails>extensions>skin careBut why?
>>74607038YJK
>>74606957When I was deciding my character class I decided being raped and the inability to do math would be a big debuff.
Yeah, I think Mumei is into nail hygiene.
Are women mentally ill
>>74606928She's cute
>>74607050girl stalk
>>74607047So like guys and working out
>>74607019>Gurlz>TowaI'm gonna need some proof of that claim
>>74606818Ina's cephalopod hoodie is just a bit too small for me, but Mio's hoodie is pretty big on me. It's great
>>74607050I can't wait to meet to Kiara, I met Reine
Hunting hours are starting pls be girls somewhere else
>>74606765>Coomer OPkys
Mark August down as the month Kiara and Gura finally get their nails done in Japan btw, now that Myth arc has been confirmed.
>>74607056Kiara is the one /here/ spreading the "Calli has feminized now" threads
>>74607004name a single dictator in all of world history who was a "girl"
>>74606818Apparently the one size fits all works out to a 3xl but on the small side because it's Japanese.
>>74607059That's cute
>>74607109>Ina's cephalopod hoodie is just a bit too small for meThat thing is massive, anon.. I literally use it as a pajama dress..
...the person that asked the question is a tranny, isn't it?
>>74606928If she wants to be girly, the first thing she gotta do is grow out her hair.
>>74607129>Myth arc confirmedQRD?
SMALLINDIECOMPANY
>>74607012then why does my penis harden in response to barely dressed inanis
>>74607156post pics
>>74607062I'm saying that I thought it was a guy in a dress with how they phrased their tweet. It was very similar to 'I just transitioned, how to I look like a woman'. I don't keep track of fans, sorry.
>>74607056She always loves flaunting how girly Mori is like the handbag stream
>Kiara, Mumei and Shiori's flairthat's an interesting taste
Fucking YouTube fix your shitNo extensions don't fix it stop recommending them
>>74607162nope just a dyke
So do you wear anything special anon?
>>74607156holy shit how tiny are you
Did they explain why Kronii has been getting more feminized recently? What prompted the girlronii arc?
>>74607177ctw2 recordings
do you wear cologne?
I'm proud of how far Moom has come.
MALES AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74607183please sirs
>>74607129Did I miss something, when was any date confirmed?
>>74607140Cleopatra?
>Girltalk>asking a question about boys
I hate aftershaves for men so fucking much.
So, how will Fauna handle this situation?
trap question, if anyone answers this they're dating
I wear expensive cologne
I like when Kiara tells Kronii to do something and she does it
>smell neutralwhat does switzerland smell like?
No smell
>>74607101Yeah, men don't really care much about our accessories or make.Just like girls really do not care how big guys get, just have abs and some defined muscle lines, that's all any guy actually needs.
Kiara doesn't like too much cologne.
Smellfag kiara
>i don't give a shit about how makes smellDamn kiara
>>74607214Close chat
>>74607224Armani code profumo
>Mumei: Indie CompanyKEK
>>74607149That's cute too
>>74607050>Wawa>not being parasocial
Ina should eat
>>74607216Based lesbo trying feminize herself
imagine the smell
>>74607285chocolate and cheese
>I like males best when I don't have to notice they exist
>>74607267Mumei should have experience in this
>axebros in shambles
>Showering yourself in axe.We call that a Turkish shower over here.
>no relationship advice questionsDammit i was hoping to learn something today
>"I want to talk about!">"I don't anything about this subject"What did she mean by this?
>tfw I get compliments on my cologne all the time but only from other men
I use this one colgone from Bath and Body Works because when I first got it some girl at the sandwich shop said I smelt very good.
What brand do (You) guys usually use? I use Axe body spray.
MUMEI MADE MONEY OFF SMELLFAGS
MUMEI MADE MONEY
>>74607267>they just tell you to stopExpert dodge ladies
I have a bottle of cologne that I got years ago because I never use it
I miss the old days in the middle school locker room where people would dump whole cans of axe in the air.I was young back then and my balls hadn't dropped yet and thought it was cool and masculine.
FEMANONS ONLYhttps://poal.me/c11gbehttps://poal.me/c11gbehttps://poal.me/c11gbe
>>74607213The yappers
My Ina is cold... I want to hug her and have the wiggler head fall on top of mine...
Mumei is actually autistic holy shit
>>74607264 lol that quest will stick with her
>>74607224A bunch of random things my mom got me at one time or another. I like how they smell, in any case. And yeah, Kiara is right, don't overdo it.
>>74607353stale piss and cum, works like a charm.
I wish Polulu would hunt with my Ina
>>74607337Unlucky, that could have been very funny
"father owl"Dyrbi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9iXlOHtzV4
>>74607177>>74607243Kiara said that Myth will be recording their Myth 4th anniversary live in August and a possbility for a Myth house again.
>Mumei doesn't know about the pheromonesphew
Mumei wanted her dad to smell good to her.
Literally all colognes are a scam. Just shower with soap.
>Bring up a question about males>only to call us gross and say we smell badWhat did I do to deserve this?
>>74607353Hugo Boss or Calvin Klein
>>74607374Same, it was a funny time.
DONTA
>>74607379a lot of fucking men pretending to be girls in that poll
>>74607353Bleu de Chanel, or Acqua di Gio Profumo
show me stinky holos
>>74607359She was one of the largest indies pre-Hololive
>>74607447Be stinky
>>74607391Cool girls should post their pits
>>74607354This is the actual answer, just cycle through colognes until you get a compliment and then set that one aside for special occasions.
Speaking of Sprays, AXE is a miasma in a can. Forget sweat, that shit is what makes our locker rooms smell miserable.
>You smell of hooch!>You smell of tobacco!>You smell of failure!
>collab has promise members>is goodWhy does this always happen?
>>74607402Me too...
>don't put on deodorant>girls complain about the smell>put on deodorant>girls complain about the smell
smoked wood?
Kronii wants me to smell like a tree...
>>74607353Good ol' Calvin Klien
>>74607224I wear a musk fragrance I got from amazon, because it smells like my grandpa
>>74607441I actually hate the smells of colognes and perfumes, and a lot of them make my eyes water, going to fancy dinners or events is fucking awful
I used to wear this and all the girls I met loved it
Glad Kiara enjoys the scent of my 8in1 bodywash.
I think it's funny that I still know what my friends smell like from like 10 years ago.
>>74607353i'm asian and don't smell
Kiara is very Japanese. Japanese apparently despise the smell of strong perfumes/colognes. All the most popular scents in Japan are short-lasting and soapy scents at best.
I am free to correct moom
old spice still hip?
>>74607414I know you don't have a father Poor thing
If you just showered and you're wearing fresh/clean clothes you don't need deodorant.
Girls don't know what they want
JUST TAKE A SHOWER, KFP.I AM NO LONGER ASKING.
btw, this is good.
sauna whisk bros winning
Bros, do you even like perfume? I hate when I walk into a room and it just smells like pungent perfume.
>>74607490The deodorant is good though. It's the only one I've used that doesn't leave marks on my white shirts.
>>74607536What is it? Distilled wood glue?
BUT INA THE MOOSE
White Diesel.That's the only correct answer.
>>74607353Toms deodorant. Dior Sauvage(lightly) if I'm using a cologne.
>>74607224The guy asking this is a complete retard and never talked to women in his life.You are asking a very small pool of opinions that do not represent the majority, just use what you like and use it well, do not bathe in it. The world is so vast that there is no wrong choice for lotion. It will appeal to someone, but what matters is that it appeals to you.
>>74600098>I love gontiti
Everyone is here!Please hurry up and release the Ninner, GoodSmile...
>>74607504Take a shower dude
>>74607472SHE'S GONNA SPEND MONEY ON GIGOLOS (TOWA)
>>74607353Armani, Boss or Paco Rabane
>>74607542Pretty sure smell is like one of the longest lasting memories
>>74607353I just shower with Old Spice. I can't handle strong scents.
>It's for themselvesNo fucking way you actually believe that. All of it's built on what 'makes me look cute' which boils down to 'what will get me the most attention'.
>>74607535That's because the vast majority of people use too much. You're only supposed to put a tiny bit; you shouldn't be able to smell it on yourself after applying. People are retarded and end up putting so much on until they can smell it themselves, and that means people can smell you from a mile away.
>>74607535Same, man. Same. That shit smells AWFUl. I don't care what other people say.
>>74607550asians are usually very smelly in my experience.
CANADIANS MENTIONRED ALERT
I have some Hugo Boss "the scent" stuff my mom bought me that I forget to use
>>74607594cute
Imma be honest I'd rather care about fake warhammer 40k lore than any of this shitAt least that stuff is actually fun if equally useless
>>74607047Girls caring about girlyness and appearance to be attractive to guys, makes perfect sense to meGirls caring about girlyness and appearance to maneuver the complex social world of female judgments and status symbolism is something that will never make sense to me, it's like an entirely different life and psychology to exist in that thought process
>>74607441and deodorant for sweaty days on occasion
>Mumei thinks about men occasionally
>>74607542I can still remember the utter rankness of my little sister spending an entire weekend lazing around in the same fucking oversized t-shirt.
imagine smelling bedjust smell good
>>74607535Female perfumes make me dizzy to the point of feeling nauseous
I wear this to make sure EVERYONE smells me
>>74607594That ninner is going to get bullied, sexually.
I hope everyone here is clean-shaven. If you have a beard or a mustache you're unironically disgusting.
>>74607224Soap and beard oil that i think feel great
>>74607621This. Mumei is a fucking coping retard.
>>74607621This.
Kiara just called her viewers stinky nerds who need to take a shower
>>74607353I use Perry Ellis for cologne and Old's spice for deodorant.
>>74607561Dyrbi
>>74607490Tell me about it. Can't stand using the gym shower 'cause like most of the guys use that shit.
So they don't realize guys like looking and smelling good too.
Beardo anons, do you do it to get girls or for yourself?
>>74607628I still use Michael Jordan cologne
>>74607353Dior, Armani, D&G, Viktor & Rolf, and Boss
>>74606765Ina actually liked this picture on twitter
>>7460764340k holo NEVER
I remember when I was young by dad would always start rubbing his freshly shaved face against my face, it always felt awful.
>>74607683Weird complex, sis.
Are you also shaving for your girlfriend fellow girlfriend havers?
>one sprits on a wrist>rub the wrists together>rub wrists to neck, directly under chinYour body does the hard work spreading the fragrance.
Literally why would I bother putting on cologne if I'm not trying to get laid
KEK
>>74607720I look 12 without my beard. It's both
Kiara laughing at BL
>>74606765Just jerk off dude okay?
If you want to get a perfume for a girl that they'll love, get them this.
>>74607555a lot of strong stuff just gives me a headache
>>74607720I haven't spoken to a woman in years
>>74607353Old Spice...
>>74607720I cut mine off because my face looks fat with it and I look skinny without it
>>74607736My dick but that's about it.
>>74607676You better have the formulation from the 1980s that lasts 24 hours or something
>>74607647But women use their attractiveness to the other sex as the metric to value at the base of it all, so women care about other women's attractiveness because they can use it to attack and make others feel bad.
>>74607683I'd be disgusting without the beard too
Lapsama my friend
>>74607593>>74607687
>>74607407>very funnyWhat did you mean by this? :(
>>74607748>>74607751>heh
KFP...
>>74607720myself, I have no idea what women think of it because I don't talk to them
>>74607748>>74607751
>>74607720Myself, I like feeling manly
ADVICE NUMBER 1: ALL WOMEN LIEADVICE NUMBER 2: MEN LIE TOO BUT WOMEN DO IT SPECIFICALLY MUCH MORE THAN MENThey don't put make up for themselves but because of they dont, and the prince arrives, the prince will see the bitch with makeup be more beautiful than the one without and he'll take her as the bride. That's why. IT'S ABOUT COMPETITION, ABOUT GAVING CHANCES TO GET THAT BREEDING MATE
>>74607751>>74607748What if it were boyfume and it was just for the fellas?
Just get a decent cedarwood bodywash simple as
>>74607759A paopu fruit?
>>74607568That's a silly name. I don't think I can wear a cologne with such a silly billy jimmy choo choo train name.
>>74607720I'm lazy and I don't mind having a prickly beard.
>>74607720I get ingrown hairs if I shave every day so it's just easier to keep a small, trimmed beard.
>>74607647What about girls caring about girlyness because they want to be girly for themselves?
>>74607647Because girls need to have friends too?
>>74607683haramalhamdulillah
>>74607720MyselfI look like a baby with no beard
>>74607569but my heater is broken and the water coming in is so cold I can't breathe after 4 minutes
>>74607720when i need to meet new people i clean shaveotherwise i only shave when it interferes with eating
>>74607379I'm neither cool nor girly so I just answered I'm a man.
>>74607741Intimidate business clients and leave a strong impression when professionally networking?
>Smell talkBros...Gura would be going crazy here...
>>74607720I shave because I have a decent jaw and a cool dimpled chin. I look like an English peasant with a beard, I could be a B-movie actor without a beard.
>>74607353The old spice that smells like candy, I think it's wolf's thorn or something
>>74607708Fatherless
>>74607720Ehhhhhhh I'd be lying if I said I didn't at first.
gay faggots answering the poll
>>74607792I wanted Kiara and Kronii to make fun of us with their sarcastic remarks
No the LUSH perms...
Sauvage smells really good but it's expensive
>>74607647>complex social world of female judgments and status symbolismit isn't complex at all, females are like dogs you are either at the top or at the bottom, and women are too retarded to understand biological determinism
>>74607594How do you clean them of dust without chipping off the paint
>>74607683Oy vey...
INA CUTE
>>74607621The thing is, they value female opinions on what is attractive to men over male opinions, which is enough of a separation that they can fool themselves into believing it's for themselves.
>>74607720my asian face does not look good with facial hair
Joe Malone
>>74607720literally too lazy to shave... or shower
Women wearing makeup for just themselves is such fucking cope by women pretending they aren't whores and independent wimminz
>>74607808proof?
any tom ford gods here?
>>74607647Guess what anon, you literally have a brain wired every differently compared to that of a female, who would have guessed "hardware" influences the "software".
>>74607718No, all men only do things to attract a mate
What cologne do cute twinks like?
Ok fine Kronii is a girl
>Wata Malone
Nice Ina panic scream.
This shit is better than any cologne.
I love going to Bath and Body Works…
kiara...
One thing I've learned is to NEVER take dating advice from a girl
>>74607808ESL.
>>74607802same
>>74607822his son runs a brand selling cute anime dolls and he's the most hated man in /jp/'s doll thread
The thread right now:https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dmr2grq6UVM
>Jo Malone
>>74607748>>74607751kek
>>74607720Myself, I vastly prefer the way I look with a neat trimmed beard.
Girls saying they put on make up for themselves always feels like such cope. You put it on to feel pretty, which inherently means you are doing it for other people so that they see you as pretty. If no one else in the world existed you would never put on make up
>>74607904Go wash your ass. I can smell you from /here/
https://www.jomalone.com/https://www.jomalone.com/https://www.jomalone.com/
what do indians use? because always when I get a laptop from them to work on it smells like ass for at least a week
>>74607621Yeah, attention from other girls, who they tend to interact with more than men
>>74607720I don't feel like wasting valuable minutes of my life shaving every day so I do it like once a week or something when it starts to get too annoying
>>74607720For me. I think I look better with a beard. But then again, why would I want to look better? I guess it's both actually
Who's Joe?
>>74607808Yep this is it anything else is cope
>>74607802>V-Faction>KFPHe's DD prime
>>74607720Myself. I like looking good.
>>74607720Imagine the most slovenly basement dweller neckbeard you can imagine, with a hunched back.I'm cursed to look like that, except not fat, if I don't shave daily. I can't actually grow a proper beard, only a neckbeard and scruffy shit around my mouth.
>>74607974buy an ad
>>74607802That's a deadbeat
>>74607683I love the feeling of hair across my skin, so it's for meIt's the same reason my hair goes down to my ass
>>74607822It was advertised by Jon Snow and when the lady at the perfume shop suggested it to me, I was sure she's shitting me.But man, this shit is so good. My wife loves it.
>it's JO
reminder that Post paid 2 Million USD for the One Ring magic card
>>74607802I like the masking scents but it's too sticky for everyday use
>>74607872Sauvage is so fucking overused dude. There's way better stuff that doesn't cost like $150 for 100ml.
I'm the guy friend btw
>>74607542I think you may have psychological trauma, anon.
Joe Mama
>>74607898Because they mostly talk to other women who will rip into them if they aren't attractive enough.There's ALWAYS a hierarchy in female groups of friends, you can watch it play out at parties all the time if you're just observing.
>>74607978nothing and I think that's the problem
That guy friend? Me
>>74607987Joe Black
>>74607720I have never considered any of these questions, I just trim my beard because I have one.
>>74607884It's complex when gold vs silver jewelry or heart have supposedly different semantic meanings or different lipstick shades or different eyeshadow colors
You know what's crazy?I used to be really fit and had basically 0 bo, then I got fat as fuck and started to stink.Now I lost most of the weight but i didn't ever go back to no bo.Don't get fat folks.
>>74607987JOE MAMA
>>74607621Have you considered that they can appreciate their own appearance?
My Ina is having a hard time
HUGE FUCKING YABkronii admit to having guy friends who she's close enough (physically and emotionally) to talk about cologne with
$225 for colognes, geez
I don't get what they're talking about half of the time for I am a male but it looks like they are all having fun. Cute girls are cute.
>fagrance
>>74607883Is that a thing that happens?
I want the Irys smell
>>74607720If I don't shave I look like a sex predator
>>74607683>t. beardlet
>>74607718For other guys? The requirements are way lower, as long as you don't look and smell like a bum, most guys won't care beyond that. It's the opposite for most girls.
>>74607908>t-t-the do it for other women, not for (you), i-i-incel
>>74607884>females are like dogsCoach Redpill back from the grave
>>74607953When /jp/ universally hates you, you know you're doing something right.
>>74607542I still remember this one forth grader who used cologne and you could tell when he was nearby because he smelled like a corpse festering in the middle of a heat wave.
>>74608085Have you watched a single Shiori stream?
>>74608091to be fair a 3oz bottle lasts like, over a year unless you go apeshit every day with it
>it's aimed towards a female audience
Reminder that cologne and perfume were meant to be used as an enhancer for your natural body odor. You're not supposed to wear deodorant with it.
>>74607720I want to look attractive to women, but I mainly do it for myself so I can larp as a medieval aristocrat.
TOWA MENTION
Towa......
>>74607953Why?
>a jp memberIt was Towa
smellfags wallet open up! they are gonna swab each holo EN's asshole and put it in a bottle
>>74607720I want to look like a mountain man because I like the way it looks
>>74607974imagine polluting all the planet with those plastics and glasses just to store in them 30 cents of animal piss combinations.the scam of perfumes ladies and gentlemenMake up tooThis is why it's women who actually pollute and kill the planet far more than men.
>>74607720i grow every winter and then shave later because my grandpa used to do itonly another guy has said i looked better with a beard once
Anons, if you wanna smell nice to impress a lady. Use this but only you have a very masculine musky body smell. If you have a more sweet body smell, dont.
>>74608084Without the ego, you wouldn't give two shits what you looked like. Ego is built on cultural norms. and it's normal to want to look good to the opposite sex.
TOWA SENPAI MENTION
Twa....
>>74607643Which stream is talking about 40k shit?
>>74607683I have a Jay Leno chin and the beard hides it better
>>74607264How far away is that? It’s been a while since I played
taa...
Taa...
twoa....
twap...
>>74607659Why are the most gremlinest of women actually the cutest?
Twa...
>>74607978Curry.
Towa.....
Because Towa isn't female
>>74607720myself
GO INA GO
KIMOI
/inf/ is melting down about kiara
Kiara bang on the money.
>>74608222taa...
Towa............
>>74607720I need to appear as if I actually have a jaw
>>74608049Isn't that the Johnny Depp Sausage cologne?
taperon...
Oh yeah if you sniff Bae, Mumei or Fauna you likely smell Towa...
>>74608219Skellige, Cerys quest.
Tower...
Ta...
Testicular Torsion...
The Towafication will commence soon...
TOWA IS A BITCH
Towa and Mumei are close....
>>74608241>shilling your raid
>>74608161you also have to test it on your skin, not in the air.The same cologne can smell vastly different depending on the person it's put on.
>>74607720i shave my beard for myself, hair feels disgusting to me
Towa is the girliest girl.
>>74608241>I shit up someone's thread go look!Go back
We love Towa and her smell here
>>74607353Old Spice
I need HoloSmell....
>>74608077it literally doesn't have any meaning, it's all shit pushed by corpos to sell more shit to women because they are retarded
>>74608208This nigga is ugly and does not appreaciate his own figure
>>74608049I got an 80 dollar bottle. It lasts me a while though because I barely use it. Still yeah, there is cheaper that is just as good.
why do all girls get wet for towa?
>>74608201>Use this but only you have a very masculine musky body smell. If you have a more sweet body smell, dont.How can I tell what my body smell is? I assume it's musky, I smell like armpit if I don't shower for like 3 days.
>>74608023What else would you do if you had more money than common sense?
>>74607908why are you even here if you hate women so much
>>74608198Unironically true but no one wants to talk about it because of sexism accusations
>>74608241Stop shitting the thread retard
How come HoloEN hasn't created a cologne for men?Make a Gura themed Davidoff Cool Water and sell gangbusters.
Of all the holomems to be brought up during a girlstalk, TOWA?
>>74608182he's an egomaniac and will cancel your preorders if you complain about delivery time or quality problems. cutest dolls on the market though, imo.
>>74608201>ArmaniDude, I ain't loaded.
If your oshi asked you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?https://youtu.be/k7iAVIlUHJI?t=531
>>74608321whos this cutie
It's always weird when I get an unsolicited compliment from other guys about my beard. I understand it, but it's still unnerving.
Taa!
Am I the only one who likes the smell of old spice on my bros? Not even gay. The scent of heated old spice is the scent of hard work and I appreciate it.
>>74608321kyut!
>>74608326ask any flamboyant friends to sniff and rate
>>74608085do you not watch Kronii?she's not afraid to bring up dudes who hit on her and she keeps talking to them, giving them her phone number or her IG account
>>74608357Gura wanted to make scent stuff but they said no
>>74608136I would compare them to children, but even children have some positive traits
>horse
>>74608343Where did I say that
horse?
ENTER HORSE
>>74608371Nice beard, bro.
WHORE SOUNDS
>>74608314You build that inner-idiolized self on cultural norms. Why do you think guys talk about working out and building muscle to get broader shoulders, which is at a base level attractive to women.
>>74608153But aren't her guy friends gays?
>>74608370
>A bunch of guys who bathe every three days and do not clean their ass after they shit arguing about how to smell good
>>74608320Because she's got THE moves.
>>74608161What if I use unscented deodorant like I do now? I don't use cologne alot, just curious.
>>74608420Not now Deadbeat
MORI MENTION
YJK
>>74608357Why would I want to smell like Chloe? She's stinky.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74608408this is why they need to hire me to Hololive USA, I'd create partnerships that would knock socks off
>Horse soundsMORI MENTION
AME MENTION
SOMETIMES YOU JUST KNOW
>horse sounds
They’re throwing Ame under a bus
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>74607802V-Faction is the DD oil baron of Hololive who thinks he possesses the girls just because he throws money at them.
You guys are extremely delusional. You literally have women telling you the answers themselves to your face and you’re saying “No they’re wrong I know better than them”
>Discord soundboards
AME AND GURA MENTION
>>74608371Isnt guycompliments for beards like, a major staple?
Mumei and Kiara are honestly pretty funny together.
>horse mention
>>74608326If you cannot tell yourself, ask someone else when not using a parfume or scent. Also shower more than once every three days.
>Mumei going AME INVENTED ITKEK
>>74608347and because the chemical industry would selfdelete you like the boeing guy
>>74608365No that's scary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QpmhZo4CAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QpmhZo4CAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5QpmhZo4CA
>>74608473you just know what exactly?
>>74608241Oh, So that's why global is good right now
>Who the FUCK brought all these whore sounds?
>horse soundsthat one was meant for Mori kek
>>74608446s-she's fast
>>74607980But ACCORDING TO WOMEN female beauty standards are influenced by le patriarchy and what men find attractive. So then it comes back to what men find attractive again in their world viewIt's all cope the whole way down.
There needs to be a shiori + nerissa episode, they're guaranteed to talk about some weird shit
>>74608408>>74608357They don't have the means to sell it in America. If they release it in Japan they would not be able to export it out of the country, as the only way to bring Cologne/Perfume from Japan to America is if you take it on a plane in a carry on bag
newfag here, what's so funny about towa?
time for them to become men
>>74608489women are incapable of introspection and even if they were, they're liars
>>74608511Kek
>>74608408They can't ship flammable materials.
>>74608447Hey stinky old hag, why do you pretend that we aren't all dapper, thin, well dressed ojisans?
>>74608390I just like the smell because it's pretty nostalgic to me. Reminds me of my dad.
DEADBEATS
>>74608370uh....what stream is this coming from?
Do girls really?
>>74608408They said no because the logistics of it is absolutely horrifying.>t. bought the official Nanachi butt scent for $70
>>74608442You have to be ultra retarded to believe Shiori's Christian family would allow her to have multiple gay friends. One of them is, the rest are straight.
>>74608517you know...
THEY'RE ALL FUCKING DEADBEATSI KNEW ITYOU ALL CALLED ME A SCHIZO BUT I WAS RIIIIIGGGGGHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>they are all deadbeats
Girls are deadbeats!?
>>74608443Because its a shame to grow old without seeing what your body is capable off
Go Ina go!
>>74608357I could see the JPs doing it first. They have a few drink products already, feels like a similar idea.
>>74608558the concert last night
FUCKING DEADBEATS
>>74608371Dude, there was a time when a gay clown always wanted to suck my dick. This is truly unnerving.
Who in HoloEN HASN'T caught horse girl allegations?
>>74608489Not listening to women's opinions is basic dude shit 101.
>>74608241Sure, now go back.
>>74608494Natural bird chemistry.
Time for the after stream session, Kronii!
>>74608442Some, she has a lot of friends. This also isn't the first time Kronii's talked about having male friends, obviously, and Kiara talks about hers pretty often too
It's over...
>>74608379I have mid-range and expensive parfumes. You use the expensive only in important stuff, the mid-range in every other occation
In the end, it always comes back to the deadbeats
>>74608494They are pretty underrated. Literally cute whenever they're together.
Kiara is very happy that Kronii remembers
Donkey Schoon
>>74608575every girl has a deadbeat inside them
>>74608591>I could see the JPs doing it first.https://hololivetoday.com/news-list/hololive-anideal-collab-with-noel-subaru-kanata-perfumes
Kiara is afraid of Sans.
Like they say in Germany.ARSCHFARTENBLAZTENSHARTEN
>Mumei sans brainrot
Kronii's Dankeschön is doing things to me
>>74608548This is why all women worship therapy btw
>>74608553
Very nice Money Mumei.
Why doesn't Fauna play Monster Hunter?
>>74608607ame has never been accused of being a horse girl. she clearly grew up in an inner city slum
>>74608646We need a slime girl Holo
[Mumei News] She was reminding Kiara about her Frogiwawa merch.
These girls are bullying my Wawa!
>>74608511Ame invented horses
>Mumei I didn't want to advertise!!>I did#1 saleswoman in Hololive English!
Mumei is suck a little sister
Their black outlines are all different.
Ina cute!
>>74608548not any more or less than men desu. I feel like only a little chunk of people that think they are introspective actually are, and the majority are just being idiots about it. regardless of being a guy or gal
Cute how Mumei is always on top of Kiara
... How is Kronii's Mandarin pronunciation so good but her German is... uh...
Kiara is making the other girls look at her ass...
Kiara showing kromei her ass....
>>74608713ame invented inventing
>Mumei is making Kiara shill merch in a collabNot beating the orcschizo allegations.cute
>please look at my ass before we leave
>>74608208Surely you have some sort of self image or desire for your appearance that isn’t purely determined by wanting to fuck. What do you think looks cool? Surely you’ve seen some guy or character and said “that looks cool, I’d wanna look like that”. It may be the ego, it may be based on cultural norms, that doesn’t mean it’s all about appealing to the opposite sex, appeal exists in areas other than sexual attraction.
>>74608713Why did Ame give horses such an advanced anus?
isn't this sexual harassment
novelites are such whores
>>74608408Who would blame them?Nothing glass and liquid survives the boat trip.
Ina cute ina cute!
Figma balls
oh yeah Kiara wanted to do it
>>74608695She played World off-stream once for 3 hours and ended up feeling extremely confused, so she's likely never streaming it
God, this has been a good Hololive day.
>>74608735kpop trainees are forced to learn either japanese or chinese (and english of course)
I need wawass so badly bros….
Kiara's deformed cheeks
>>74608695It's a skill-based game.
>deformed ass
>LOOK AT MY ASS why is kiara like this? If i do this at work people call the cops
Kronii and mooms are gonna DP Kiara
>>74608695Fauna played monhun for some pussy but she didn't like it
IG having to worry about both tenderizing and buffs must suck
RATE THE GIRLS TALKING!
>>74608755you want whores? check /baubau/ fwmc biggest paypigs are spaming some 2view on twitch they are trying to groom right now
Kiara wants EVERYONE to see her ass.
They are gone
>>74608793actual marketing genius, even if accidental
Dont you guys just see someone that looks cool when you're like 14, and then copy their appearance?
>>74608127>look like shit clean shaven>can't grow a full beardI should just end it
>ending with MEMEMEMEclassic
>>74608749What I'm saying is that at a baseline it ends up being that because that's what cultural norms are formed upon. I'm not going to say it doesn't feel good to take care of yourself and that you can't feel better on the day to day by doing so, just that at the core of it all there's a biological drive that pushes you forward.
Why is it that when people have bug infestations they don't just bring in a bunch of spiders to deal with them around the house?Like just dump a jar of spiders at various points throughout your house. Wouldn't that solve any bug infestations?
Oh I'm looking Wawa.I'm looking.
>>74608779She could just have Polka teach her
RATE THE TALK
>>74608753Hot
>>74608780Man it really has been only 12 hours since Dreamhack
>>74608530>Sexually harrassing a coworker>Several witnesses>Discord logsBoy. Oh. Boy
BUTT THREAD!!!
>>74608854puss / 10
>>74608422You choose to willingly misunderstand them and distrust them
Kiara should just get whoever modeled Kronii's 3D ass to do hers.
>>74608854kinothey sure were yappin'
>>74608793I don't like this. It's like they put Kiara's ass into the Mario's face title screen and dragged her cheeks upwards.
>>74608799You better be a cute girl because she's the most open lesbian in Holo.
Kiara better raid Ina now
>>74608872That's why I dress like Batman.
What was it Kiara wanted to do with Nerissa Girstalk again? Talking about the cuteness or other girls? I forget, but she said something concrete.
>>74608695Fauna's not very good at games that require skill
>>74608489Retards are retarded: news at 11
>>74608872It was a bit hard to copy the style of Kujo Jotaro at 14
>>74608749Just because your monkey brain isn't aware of what your lizard brain wants, doesn't mean your lizard brain isn't there.
444444444444444444444
>>746088549/10 Kronii was a little out of the loop but it was really fun. I'm pretty sure she thought Kiara was talking about cunnilingus when she mentioned mens beards hurting their gfs.
Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-ENWE GONNA GOSSIP THE REAL GIRLSTALK NOW B YEEEEE
Kronii and Mumei have such good chemistry, thry should collab more often
Reminder to everyone to close the tab before Kiara raids you in to Ina.
>>74608862the fuck?
>>74608854YAP QUEENS/10
>>74607720Makes me look fucking fantastic, so both.
>[Vtuber] Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN :2:33:37 WE GONNA GOSSIP THE REAL GIRLSTALK NOW B YEEEEENOOOOOOOO THE CONTENT
>>74608944gay girlstalk
>>74608918Yes like any smart man would
>>74608930This is doxbait.
>>74608854Looooooooots of make-up and skin routine talk/10. All of them were cute.
OK, how has Ina been doing?
>>74608872i've not once thought like thatmy wardrobe consists of bulk blank tshirts that i can buy for roughly $5 each
>>74608854Best one yet/10
>>74608854they cute, nice chatting, wawa calling moom "moomi" is a cute nickname. great / 10
>>74608638need more birds hologra man, that one episode they did was hilarious.
>>74608548All you have to do is bathe, wash your face, etc. Just be clean, that's all, the bare minimum, is not much to ask is it?
>>74608969i am not even joking
>>74608984COME BACK HEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why didn't Kiara raid Ina? Does she hate her?
>>74607720Small beard to distract from my bald head
>>74608854that was way funny than i expecteddo we know who the next guest is?
>>74608984ugh these bitches and hoes seriously
Why does Polka always sound like she needs a hug?
>>74608695It’s a bad game
>>74608854A very nice return, looking forward to Holotalk coming back as well.
>>74608854holes/10
>>74608862Are Rufferans trying to become the new Chumbies?
>>74608985yeah, I remember something like this as well.
>>74608854I was hoping for more personal intimate confessions like with the Fauna episode but it was still vey fun/10
>>74606779Hey, me too!
>>74608964Raid doko
>>74608854My skin routine is on fleek/10.
>>74608930You still believe this shit? KEK
>>74609039only girls allowed
I like the part where Mumei realized she was the co-host
>>74608887spiders are too slow and passive for that to be effective. you need something that hunts actively and aggressively. what you need is a jar of centipedes.
>>74609057Because she does need a hug, from a woman, with nice tits, who is lesbian
>>74608854Sopranos/10
>>74608872Being fat with curly hair I could never copy anyone...
>>74608854Girls do be talkin'/10
NinomaeamoniM
>>74608854mooms gaslit me into believing my poorfag dinner is "girl dinner" / 10
>>74608489>>74609026I'm not going to listen to what a woman tells me unless she can prove she has no ulterior motives (status: impossible).
>>74608695Fauna can't play real games, she has no gaming skills
>>74608854>>74608897very fun/10Sundial rabu
>>74608606Why would this be considered a good thing
>>74608862Why that girl specifically? Are they linked to fwmc somehow?
>>74608872I started wearing bathrobe when I am at home because I watched Sopranos. Though I was 22.
WITNESSED
>>74609063This is why Mumei likes Kiara so much
>>74608716My favorite marketing duo
>>74608695>Fauna>playing any games that requires skill
>>74609147Girls are poorfags
>>74609112Centipede hands type this message
>>74608854I didn't realize anons here knew a lot about make-up brushes.
>>74608854Very feminized/10
>>74609155you're either hot or rich. otherwise 100% of the women you meet have no ulterior motives other than how to get you to fuck off
Now that the GirlStalk is over, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD WOMEN
pubic hair status?
>>74609094>you believe what people say about themselves over random schizos posting anonymously on a Korean puppetry forumYes. You would too if you took your meds.
>>74608854Kiara hogged all the attention because she can't stop yapping as usual
>>74609155Holy paranoia batman
>>74609185
>>74608854they were women/10
>>74609011She's been getting tossed around cutely but hasn't carted yet
>Horse girlMumei>Cow girlAmeWhat about the rest?
>>74608854I feel prettier after listening to all that/10.
I can't believe Fuwawa is sabotaging Mococo's recovery in order to get a larger share of the inheritance
>>74608489Women are mysteries even if you listen to them>woman: should i wear a blue or red dress>man: i think the blue one would fit you nice>woman: yeah but i feel blue today so im gonna wear bluethen why did you ask?
>>74609167not really, clique discordfags started talking about her, think she is a femruffian? who fucking knows
>>74609193You don't need skill for MH Ina got there on pure dandori.
>>74609218women genuinely give the worst advice 100% of the time, not out of malice but simply because they are retarded and live in a different world
>>74609208same 4 girls spamming on cool down trying to womensplain: https://poal.me/c11gbe
>>7460885410/10
>>74609238Around women, never relax
>>74608854They were so fucking cute!/10
>>74608872When I was 14 I was on the dark road to becoming a Paradox autist, luckily I discovered anime at 15 and was spared the unfortunate fate of becoming yet another spic /pol/ trad
Alright, post crossdressers to start getting this thread back to guytalk, 'aight?
>>74609011She's pretty chill while hunting this canadian monster!Very cute of course, also noticing the difficulty spike
>>74609166Because you make decisions for yourself as a man, not based on the whims of others.
>>74609208anons familiar with a topic are more likely to talk about it (or the ones willing to bullshit) while anons unfamiliar are less likely to contribute.
>>74608854fun, cute, educational, and oddly motivational/10
>>74609234>what people say about themselves?????
>>74609167She's a femruffian from their discord
>>74608854Girly/10
>>74609231Trimmed, A Distant Memory, Feathery
>>74608854Great collab / pop quiz.There was clear progression and pacing, it was just the right length, and nobody was too quiet or too loud. Great zatsu content.
>>746088541/10. I can't believe Mumei is now a certified girl.
>>74608793
>>74608548Where do you guys come up with this stuff I really can’t comprehend how something like this gets into your brain
They should talk about Kiara's ass, Mumei's hips, and Kronii's tits more
>>74609234She never said she never had bfs and there's interviews where she did talk about her past bfs
>>74609269>mocochan you have to drink all of the liquid mercury
>>74609166Women will never understand a man's dream
>>74609271Thats just rubber duck debugging
>>74608854I hate true crime/10
>>74608854Girls talk a lot, huh?
>>74609342Is he a siscon or is she a brocon?
Is Fauna going to raid Nerissa's ASMR to show support?
>>74609363i made that conclusion after closely observing 60 of them for 4 years
>>74608872My wardrobe would have a lot of cape coats if I did that.
So are there retards who reply to doxx bait or is it the schizo replying to himself because nobody took a bite?
>>74609363You wouldn't get it. It requires observing women and having testicles and an analytical brain.
>>74608854I quite like when these Girls Talk.
The main thing I'll always remember about Banbaro is the disappointment I felt when I broke his horns for the first time.
>>74608815>>74608946>>74609162>>74609193holy samefag, also>Age of empires>Mario maker>Hitman>Getting over it (the best in holo)>climbing game>DotA 2
>>74608854Super cute girly girls/10.
>>74609271It's a shit test anon...
Ina...
>>74609271She's asking in case there's something obviously wrong with the blue dress that she's missing. If it's a "red dress only" party and you both forgot, now she can blame you.
>>74609271Because they already know the answer and what validation and back up for it. Just like you dont offer solutions to their problems, they already know them, they just want to vent with you and that you tell them they have the right to be mad
>>74609342All Holo children would be extremely autistic and also somehow inbred.
>>74609424the stream might last a while if Fauna feels like yapping
>>74609450>dat damage-controlJust stop posting. It's honestly sad.
>>74609342Are these supposed to be their kids or something? Left is hot.
Ame on Girl Stalk when?
>>74609363Just meet your average woman
Ina seems dopier than usual today
>>74609517Femanon...
>>74609517Shiori and Nerissa's daughter and son I'm sure
>>74609473Dudes who believe this shit are as bright as Andrew Tate
>>74606928Man, I kinda actually dig her look. Though the "I look like a tomboy and I wanna look more girly" arc is hot.
>>74609463she will never play an fps so that makes her not gamer
What's the deal with this fucker anyway? Why is he so scared of a dope?
Time to give chase Ina!
>>74609274>>74609336Splits, not even once, jesus christ
>>74609529But I'm only interested in above average women
>>74609342They should fuck
Mori keeps coming up on these girl talks. She should really be on it one time.
>>74608872I did the Riker Sitdown for a while during High School
>>74609521>Don't talk fashion to me dudeIna and Ame on Girlstalk will be the funniest shit ever
>>74609556Stop shittesting anons baby
>>74609363You would understand if you were capable of it
>>74609363Male introspection is trying to remain the same as possible. When they get stressed and start to freak out they just say "and now, due to the power of introspection, I will un-crazy myself" and return to their normal, possible psychotic state. Thats the sort of mind that comes up with this stuff
>>74609466Did you expect the whole thing to come off?
>>74609419its always brocon lil sisters
>>74609609newfag she used to be one of the cohosts. also why she comes up so often
Was Kiara and Moomster's chemistry always this good? They feel like actual sisters this stream.
Insect glaive looks cool but it's too complicated for my room temperature IQ to comprehend. I hope Wilds adds something simply like a staff or naginata.
>>74609624But Ame actually put effort into dressing up in Japan this time and she was cuter than usual!
>>74609580They're the super minority. 99% of women are compulsive liars and the ones that don't are cast out of regular woman society
>>74608201I have eau de toilette acqua di gio, is that good enough?
>>74609517yes, Beatrice Niori World Breaker Novella, and Lyonne Ichinori Shadow Bringer Novella
>>74609556I wouldn't mind being paid by the ADL to be cringe on social media
>>74609663Its really not.
SHE DID IT
>>74609628>When they get stressed and start to freak out they just say "and now, due to the power of introspection, I will un-crazy myself" and return to their normal, possible psychotic state.I don't understand how this is supposed to be an own, is being able to not freak out like an emotional wreck some sort of wrongdoing?
>>74609624didn't ame have a bonding experience with someone (gura?) in the off collab over fashion brands?
SHE DID ITINA CUTE
>>74608535This is sorta true. But those cultural norms of beauty to appeal to patriarchy have become so ingrained that they now carry value in themselves outside of their original purpose, and so makeup and fashion can be innately positive just for oneself, because it’s attached to the idea of beauty. Embracing that and allowing oneself to be happy embracing gender norms for oneself is a way of regaining autonomy, although of course part of that is allowing more room for people who choose to reject those norms. So this isn’t an issue that’s ignored by women there is lots of discussion on that exact thing and whether its a contradiction.
>>74609624Hey, Ina knows about fashion, she's a designer! She just dresses like a terrorist/stalker herself
>>74609668>pick clothes that maybe look cute >become cuteris it really that easy
>>74609655Now that i think about it, is interesting.I get they were usually at least ok together, but today it felt particulary great
>>74609663It's less complicated than it looks. Get your 3 buffs up all the time and then spam one very simple combo on the ground.
>>74609698QRD?
>>7460967499% is a bit of an exaggeration, but I agree, most women are liars by nature
>>74609544I hate to disappoint you but I'm just bisexual.
>>74609690It doesn't last very long but it's bretty cool and nice and fresh for summer
>>74609342If Beatrice is supposed to be the sweet one then Lyonne is the one who inherited Shiori's gift of gab.
I just got Gura ASMR in my youtube recommendedThat only happens when Gura is about to streamI swear I'm not insane
>>74609648The hell you talking about?
>>74609663It's very simple.Grab the three kinsect buffs with your bug, stay on the ground 90% of the time.
>>74609342How can two girls have a male child?
>>74609486Nah they dont, know the solution. All my female coworkers are like>"ex this, ex that" >"okay stop thinking about them">"no"Then you have those that go>"this guy is bothering me">"okay block him">"no"THEN THERE IS GIRLS LIKE>"I wanna eat sushi today">*takes her to a sushi place*>"yeah but i actually wanted Brazillian grill"YEAH WTF THEN?!?!?!?
>>74609774This is why you people are single
>>74609718the issue is that many guys are just instead slowly degrading and corroding away. Girls might have a streak of bad emotions and then "never again" it but too many guys just think they are debugging their personality when in reality they are just spaghetti-coding their brain enough to continue functioning
>>74609738This is fucking woman cope lmao
>>74609655Birds flock together after all.
>>74609765He was paid to defend Israeli when the bombing of Palestine was happening, he even said some shit like "all antisemites are basement dwellers and losers"
>>74609782You’re even sexier than I imagined you being.
>>74609655idk, my brain filtered most things Kiara said, this was a KroMei stream for me
>>74609655Nah, they've definitely grown closer over the years over common ground.
>>74609761I'm sorry I can only understand big attack and little attack.
>>74609663No weapon in MH is complicated.
i genuinely don't get how yall claim to distrust women so much yet you worship these vtubers can't you even see yourselves lmaoo
Ina please... that helmet is taking me out of the cutscene
>>74609655Mumei literally gets along with everyone
about those member streams streams getting recommended on the home tabDo any of you get them on girls other than your oshi? I only see hers despite having like 15 memberships
>>74609782stay back I already claimed him yesterday
>>74609865Go back sister
>>74609875You sound like someone who goes to therapy
Don't jack off to Ina's head bulge
>>74609738>allowing oneself to be happy embracing gender norms for oneself is a way of regaining autonomywe are so fucking doomed
>>74609865Yeah, they're principled and hate liars, so they have to sift through the 99% to find a decent woman. Tends to make you single most of the time
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There are women in this thread right nowAnd I have yet to see a single pit picWe have a problem
>>74609875>then "never again"lol
>>74609749Well, Mooms is by far the Promise member Kiara talks with the most, on and off stream and it shows in chemistry.
Ina cute Ina cute Ina cute!
>>74609738 shit like this is why men and women collectively need a world war
>>74609865Your boyfriend doesn't tell you but he agrees.
>>74609865Next you'll imply we should try being friends with women>>74609915Calm down, sis.
>>74609959even me?
ina is pretty cute today
>>74609912Buff make little attack big attack. Buff good.
>>74609907Man I wish I could automatically filter out Kiara from collabs too. Seems like a nice super power
Time for the first potential speed bump of IB. Poison Tobi is a dick.
Why are women still /here/? Girl Talk ended. Leave us guys alone.
>>74609761>>74609839So is ina doing it wrong by jumping all over the place all the time?
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>>74610050No, no, she gets along with everybody except (you) and (you) specifically
>Ina is cute>Ina is funny>Ina is flatTakos, explain
>>74609915ikr, by the same logic of this thread. Any time a holo cancels a stream is lying and having sex, but that obviously is a lie only said by shiposters, but somehow every single woman in the planet is a manipulative liar and that is the sensible take.
>>74610045I'm joining the fight, on the side of misogyny
>>74609875>then "never again"you can't be serious
>>74609915it's transactional, I watch them, and they pretend to care about me, their audience, just like a real relationships
>>74609977I actually don't go to therapy. I've only met with therapists a few time to request medication that I've concluded I should try.>>74610025obviously not everyone succeeds, bad habits are had to break for most people id say
>>74610111>cute>funnyhmmm
>>74610101hell yeah it is.
>>74609915I'm not engaging with the fringe r9k talk, don't lump me in there
Should Kiara have sex with Kronii?
>>74609965I constantly get member reccs for girls I don't even have members for. Neal really wants me to member azki for some reason.
>>74610105no... time to kys myself
>>74610090Speak for yourself, I’m trying to get some action.
>>74610114>every single woman in the planet is a manipulative liar and that is the sensible take.True, king.
>>74610152Absolutely
>>74610101why can't they restock en merch alot like this..
>>74609726That quote came from Ame but I don't remember which collab it was, but I know it stuck out to me for being one of the funniest things Ame ever said
>>74609865I'm not even talking about girlfriends.I have plenty of female relatives / acquaintance, and they are all liars.The worst thing is that they even lie about things without zero consequences, and if you call them out the go mental...
>>74610114Stop dilating sis
>>74610096Chances are if you have to ask, yes.
>>74609738This is the reason why we should revoke women's voting rights. What are they gonna do? Women have voting rights cuz men were kind enough to give it to them
>>74610096yes, extremely inefficient for dps
>>74610090
Poultry posterior
>>74610096Yes, wasting a lot of potential damage that way, she also never does the mounting attack which eventually lets you topple the monster for free hits.
>>74610101Thanks.I'm gonna go win Evo now
>>74610111She was made specifically for me
>>74610200
>>74610111Ina is a little girl
>>74610136>I've only met with therapists a few time to request medication that I've concluded I should try.
>>74610096its cooler to do airtricks so Ina is correct
>>74610074But what does buff do to big attack then?
>>74610136women never change and never improve, I know some whores that have been going to therapy for 15+ years, and they didn't even have any trauma, they are just ugly and retarded
>>74610227looks cool as fuck tho
>>74610158ANON LOVE
>>74610204Do you really not see the cognitive dissociation here?
>>74610258Buff make big attack big dick attack.
>>74608854weakest one so far desu
>>74610265And EVERY single guy is the master at changing and improving?
https://twitter.com/minase_suzy/status/1782546814262280523https://twitter.com/minase_suzy/status/1782546814262280523https://twitter.com/minase_suzy/status/1782546814262280523
Are we being raided by women or reddit?I seriously cant tell the difference
/r9k/tards are the result of too few beatings in childhood
>>74610244You actually had it fucking based
Can women stop baiting and shitposting?
>>74609915I don't worship any of these women.
>>74610301My oshi is the exception now stop seething you woman
>>74610347If that was the case, no one would use this site.
>>74610354i'm being railed by the kikkericock
>>74610347Yeah, but you wouldn't get it, sister
>>74610380exactly
GURA BUNNY GARDEN TONIGHThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf-YY0gCVfUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf-YY0gCVfUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf-YY0gCVfU
>>74610349seeeeeex
Ina is too cute
You guys think Biboo will join Ina again today?
>>74610356I'm the Gurame soundpost guy for a reason.
>>74610408>2 member streams in 1 monthWho the FUCK is this
>>74610354Probably redditors who believe in retarded shit like women being truthful or deserving rights
>>74609738Good post.
I want to eat Grandma's stew with Ina
My Ina is so cute...
>holo is streaming>women are great! they're so funny and cute!>holo isn't streaming>women suck! boo all womenthe correct stance
>>74610323You lost him, he only understand little and big
>>74610374This, only retards actually fall in love with holos.
>>74610427hopefully, they're cute together
>>74610439anon... it's an old stream...
https://youtu.be/Q5QpmhZo4CAhttps://youtu.be/Q5QpmhZo4CAhttps://youtu.be/Q5QpmhZo4CAFAUNA IN 5 MINS
wtf Kiara
>>74610408I read this as Gura cunny garden
>>74610349Sisters should watch this, this is the cure!
>>74610244On the other side, Kiara takes care of that need.
>>74610455This man is correct.
very organic posts here
>>74610136>bad habits are had to break for most people id sayThe problem I think, is insinuating one sex is better at handling their emotions than the other, when both self medicate and often don't get the help they need, men may be more prone to analytics and women intuition, but both sides tend to trust their own set of values when if your OS ain't functioning because some of the root programming is busting, the self diagnostics isn't gonna work.
>>74610484why is she sideways like that?
Some of you are really mad by the fact women exist, why don't just go gay at this point?
>>74609865You mean because he said it outloud instead of simply knowing it and making decisions based on that knowledge? If so, then please remember that this is anonymous board, sis.
>>74610435Based
Guys, ladies, maybe we all just hate the normies, yeah?
>>74610484>superchat reading
>>74610455This is the opinion of religious people and gay men, neither of whom I particularly like
>>74610347>Guy gets sad>Kys or redemption arc>girl gets sad>cry>cry>go to the therapist>cry>talk to friends>cry>cry>dies crying, no redemption
>>74610272If you wanna fly around and do damage, play Rise instead. They buffed the aerial damage of insect glaive since every weapon gets to do air attacks and mount damage in that game. It's still not entirely optimal and you wanna do a mix of grounded and aerial attacks, but at least flying around isn't a complete waste of time like in World.
>>74606994post the @
>>74609271It's similar to flipping a coin to make a decision. You look at what the coin landed on and you either instantly realize you actually prefer the other option or its made the decision for you. Win/Win
>>74610408uuaaauuauauua
>>74610481Ya got me, I didn't even check for a time...
>>74610528Being even if you're gay women unfortunately still exist
>>74610526>when both self medicate and often don't get the help they needcan women stop being retarded for 15 seconds? Thanks in advance
https://twitter.com/minase_suzy/status/1782546814262280523https://twitter.com/minase_suzy/status/1782546814262280523https://twitter.com/minase_suzy/status/1782546814262280523THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
Polulu needs to be hugged daily
>>74610527
>>74610528why don't you just learn english?
>>74610541Girls are normies though
>>74610585good old decision by regret
>>74610528Gays aren't any better.
>>74609521Ame isn’t a girl
>>74610484does ketchup and tea make supacha better?
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>74610601Sex with waitresses
>>74610349God, Japanese girls have such nice legs.
>>74610568Its weird that Ina didn't like the IG in that one but I don't think she even got far enough using it to unlock switch skills for it.
>>74610528I'm a kenzieyou're words is meaning less to i
>>74610626Right, she's woman!
>>74610585That sounds like the strat anerys uses on irys
>>74610526>the help they needTherapy is when some stupid bitch with a five figure piece of paper nags you until you agree with her.
>>74610233Isn't Evo Japan this weekend? Perfect timing
>>74610526Alright. yeah thats prob the most accurate way to say it.
>>74610625Gays are ok when they hate women, but that are worse than women when they want to be like women
>>74610672what a cute dope
So if all women are liars, then Kiara isn't the CEO of KFP, Mori isn"t a shinigami, Ame can't time travel, Fauna isn't vegan, Biboo isn't rock hard, Fuwawa is a chihuahua, and Mumei didn't commit vehicular manslaughter?
>>74610683based cook
>>74610528Gays are just women but not sexy and impregnateable
>>74610529May there come a day when bitterness and cynicism dont cloud your mind.
>>74610527she went to pee and when she came back she was angled and didn't feel like fixing it
>>74610707Fauna is not vegan, she is beegan
>>74610665Gatekeeping switch skills is so unfun when you happen to be one of those weapons everyone swears is good now but requires sunbreak skill unlocks.
>>74610601Kewl.
>>74610707Fauna is vegan, but she isn't because of moral reasons, that's the reason
>>74610542I know, it's great.
>>74610567What about men that turn to alcohol or other emotional related breakdowns?
>>74610349Hoyl shit she's good
Takanashi Kiwawa
>>74610601Built like an Asian Kiara
>>74610707Fauna is beegan.
https://youtu.be/Q5QpmhZo4CAhttps://youtu.be/Q5QpmhZo4CAhttps://youtu.be/Q5QpmhZo4CA
>>74610784 (me)that's the lie**
>>74610707Kiara is a cult leader, Mori is a dork
>>74610787will she address why she ignored Kiara's invite to girl stalk?
>>74610726So true sister you'd like a more gullible man wouldn't you
>>74610863Yes.
>>74610618that's correct
>>74610707so mococo is also fuwawa?
Don't have time to watch Girls Talk until tomorrow please answer the following>Was it gay?>Did Kronii get flustered at any moment?>Was there any mention of a future episode?
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