/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Girls can't be cool.

I love Ina!

>>74606765
uhhhhh this one?

>unannounced WAH flood
I am going to violently rape a takodachi

>>74606765
I'm sure this won't be deleted

I love Mori!

NNAAAAAA

fuck, I think the mio hoodie would be too small for me. Damn tiny jps.

A COOL WAITRESS

>>74606779
Me too!

>>74606765
This Ina has boobs

>diesel_02
>"boyish girl"
you just know kek

I tried looking for cute boy cosplay pics but all I got was this coomin moom.
https://twitter.com/Dragzer3/status/1650224587433713665

>>74606809
i wish i knew...

>>74606809
Kronii...

SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOU WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOU AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU CLONE SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/vcwn4s.jpeg

>Kiara giving unironic girl advice to a waitress

>>74606818
>pawprint hoodie
People would think you're a furry in it anyway

>>74606765
isn't this Ina a bit too pudgy?

This is Mumei's ideal outfit

>>74606765
tits too big

Is this the thread for TotK procrastinators?

Ina used her controller as a vibrator and now it's sticky...

>>74606815

>Ina still hasn't beaten Triple Archtempered EX Furious Alatreon.
This is supposed to be the gamer of EN?

>how to be a cute girl
a question for the ages

No males allowed in the thread.

>>74606818
It's an American XL

>I actually know how this girl looks like
So, this is finally the Girl Stalk segment?

>>74606779
I love Ina too!

Ina is stuck in eternal plugging hell...

Isn't NiiNi really cute already? I think I've seen her in a Kiara cosplay.

>NiiNii - 'I'm cool. How do I be cute? I'm totally not Kaela btw, GSH.'
What did she mean by this?

>>74606831
A literal waitress

>>74606765
Based

>>74606893
I'm a male

>I want to be cutely girly but I think I'm too boyish please help
It's tragic how these girls dont understand that to guys, even just saying or thinking something like this already makes you fundamentally more cute and girly

>>74606816
Hey, me too!

>>74606809

>>74606939
Why?

>>74606765
If mods delete this pic they are faggots

>>74606928
Oh, I feel way better about this now. The phrasing was 100% transient talk.

If (You) are a cute girl, please reply.

>When I saw Calli with nails, oh my god she's so girly

MORI IS GIRLY
SHE'S READY FOR THE TOWA BANANA

>>74606925
she is, but maybe its just my taste

>>74606928
yeah thank god it's an actual girl not a tranny kek
https://twitter.com/diesel_02/status/1563921353090400261/photo/1

>>74606834
A Boy Friend

>>74606928
I'm calling her a DYKE

>>74606907
Yes, confused Gura poster, yes.

mumei is giving pickme advice

Kiara is basically the dictator of girliness

>>74606925
>>74606928
nvm, I was thinking of someone else.

>>74606895
Oh, really? I'm really bungling my way trying to figure out what the measurements mean, so I compared my brother's large mumei hoodie, and the measurements on that seemed bigger than Mio's hoodie.

>>74606928
I detect 0 coolness here

>>74606765
Ina isn’t sexy.

>>74606985
hey

>>74606928
uhhh based?

>>74606985
Silly anon, we're all cute girls here.

Gurlz

>>74606831
>Diesel
KWAB

>>74606985
no

>>74606949
Thing is, girls do not care for the option of guys, they care that the other girls do not call them boyish, same with make up and cute clothes. The male opinion is an afterthought.

>Kiara knows what every KFP who she has met looks like
Scary

I've noticed Mori is always the first person in Kiara's mind when thinking of these girl topics

Look at this

>>74606974
transition you mean? that looks like a biological women

>>74606928
What does this expression convey?

Can Kiara shut up please

>temporary nails
>extensions
>skin care
But why?

>>74607038
YJK

>>74606957
When I was deciding my character class I decided being raped and the inability to do math would be a big debuff.

Yeah, I think Mumei is into nail hygiene.

Are women mentally ill

>>74606928
She's cute

>>74607050
girl stalk

>>74607047
So like guys and working out

>>74607019
>Gurlz
>Towa
I'm gonna need some proof of that claim

>>74606818
Ina's cephalopod hoodie is just a bit too small for me, but Mio's hoodie is pretty big on me. It's great

>>74607050
I can't wait to meet to Kiara, I met Reine

Hunting hours are starting pls be girls somewhere else

>>74606765
>Coomer OP
kys

Mark August down as the month Kiara and Gura finally get their nails done in Japan btw, now that Myth arc has been confirmed.

>>74607056
Kiara is the one /here/ spreading the "Calli has feminized now" threads

>>74607004
name a single dictator in all of world history who was a "girl"

>>74606818
Apparently the one size fits all works out to a 3xl but on the small side because it's Japanese.

>>74607059
That's cute

>>74607109
>Ina's cephalopod hoodie is just a bit too small for me
That thing is massive, anon..
I literally use it as a pajama dress..

...the person that asked the question is a tranny, isn't it?

>>74606928
If she wants to be girly, the first thing she gotta do is grow out her hair.

>>74607129
>Myth arc confirmed
QRD?

SMALL
INDIE
COMPANY

>>74607012
then why does my penis harden in response to barely dressed inanis

>>74607156
post pics

>>74607062
I'm saying that I thought it was a guy in a dress with how they phrased their tweet. It was very similar to 'I just transitioned, how to I look like a woman'. I don't keep track of fans, sorry.

>>74607056
She always loves flaunting how girly Mori is like the handbag stream

>Kiara, Mumei and Shiori's flair
that's an interesting taste

Fucking YouTube fix your shit
No extensions don't fix it stop recommending them

>>74607162
nope just a dyke

So do you wear anything special anon?

>>74607156
holy shit how tiny are you

Did they explain why Kronii has been getting more feminized recently? What prompted the girlronii arc?

>>74607177
ctw2 recordings

do you wear cologne?

I'm proud of how far Moom has come.

MALES AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74607183
please sirs

>>74607129
Did I miss something, when was any date confirmed?

>>74607140
Cleopatra?

>Girltalk
>asking a question about boys

I hate aftershaves for men so fucking much.

So, how will Fauna handle this situation?

trap question, if anyone answers this they're dating

I wear expensive cologne

I like when Kiara tells Kronii to do something and she does it

>smell neutral
what does switzerland smell like?

No smell

>>74607101
Yeah, men don't really care much about our accessories or make.
Just like girls really do not care how big guys get, just have abs and some defined muscle lines, that's all any guy actually needs.

Kiara doesn't like too much cologne.

Smellfag kiara

>i don't give a shit about how makes smell
Damn kiara

>>74607214
Close chat

>>74607224
Armani code profumo

>Mumei: Indie Company
KEK

>>74607149
That's cute too

>>74607050
>Wawa
>not being parasocial

Ina should eat

>>74607216
Based lesbo trying feminize herself

imagine the smell

>>74607285
chocolate and cheese

>I like males best when I don't have to notice they exist

>>74607267
Mumei should have experience in this

>axebros in shambles

>Showering yourself in axe.
We call that a Turkish shower over here.

>no relationship advice questions
Dammit i was hoping to learn something today

>"I want to talk about!"
>"I don't anything about this subject"
What did she mean by this?

>tfw I get compliments on my cologne all the time but only from other men

I use this one colgone from Bath and Body Works because when I first got it some girl at the sandwich shop said I smelt very good.

What brand do (You) guys usually use? I use Axe body spray.

MUMEI MADE MONEY OFF SMELLFAGS

MUMEI MADE MONEY

>>74607267
>they just tell you to stop
Expert dodge ladies

I have a bottle of cologne that I got years ago because I never use it

I miss the old days in the middle school locker room where people would dump whole cans of axe in the air.
I was young back then and my balls hadn't dropped yet and thought it was cool and masculine.

FEMANONS ONLY
https://poal.me/c11gbe
https://poal.me/c11gbe
https://poal.me/c11gbe

>>74607213
The yappers

My Ina is cold... I want to hug her and have the wiggler head fall on top of mine...

Mumei is actually autistic holy shit

>>74607264
lol that quest will stick with her

>>74607224
A bunch of random things my mom got me at one time or another. I like how they smell, in any case. And yeah, Kiara is right, don't overdo it.

>>74607353
stale piss and cum, works like a charm.

I wish Polulu would hunt with my Ina

>>74607337
Unlucky, that could have been very funny

"father owl"
Dyrbi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9iXlOHtzV4

>>74607177
>>74607243
Kiara said that Myth will be recording their Myth 4th anniversary live in August and a possbility for a Myth house again.

>Mumei doesn't know about the pheromones
phew

Mumei wanted her dad to smell good to her.

Literally all colognes are a scam. Just shower with soap.

>Bring up a question about males
>only to call us gross and say we smell bad
What did I do to deserve this?

>>74607353
Hugo Boss or Calvin Klein

>>74607374
Same, it was a funny time.

DONTA

>>74607379
a lot of fucking men pretending to be girls in that poll

>>74607353
Bleu de Chanel, or Acqua di Gio Profumo

show me stinky holos

>>74607359
She was one of the largest indies pre-Hololive

DONTA

>>74607447
Be stinky

>>74607391
Cool girls should post their pits

>>74607354
This is the actual answer, just cycle through colognes until you get a compliment and then set that one aside for special occasions.

Speaking of Sprays, AXE is a miasma in a can. Forget sweat, that shit is what makes our locker rooms smell miserable.

>You smell of hooch!
>You smell of tobacco!
>You smell of failure!

>collab has promise members
>is good

Why does this always happen?

>>74607402
Me too...

>don't put on deodorant
>girls complain about the smell
>put on deodorant
>girls complain about the smell

smoked wood?

Kronii wants me to smell like a tree...

>>74607353
Good ol' Calvin Klien

>>74607224
I wear a musk fragrance I got from amazon, because it smells like my grandpa

>>74607441
I actually hate the smells of colognes and perfumes, and a lot of them make my eyes water, going to fancy dinners or events is fucking awful

I used to wear this and all the girls I met loved it

Glad Kiara enjoys the scent of my 8in1 bodywash.

I think it's funny that I still know what my friends smell like from like 10 years ago.

>>74607353
i'm asian and don't smell

Kiara is very Japanese. Japanese apparently despise the smell of strong perfumes/colognes. All the most popular scents in Japan are short-lasting and soapy scents at best.

I am free to correct moom

old spice still hip?

>>74607414
I know you don't have a father
Poor thing

If you just showered and you're wearing fresh/clean clothes you don't need deodorant.

Girls don't know what they want

JUST TAKE A SHOWER, KFP.
I AM NO LONGER ASKING.

btw, this is good.

sauna whisk bros winning

Bros, do you even like perfume? I hate when I walk into a room and it just smells like pungent perfume.

>>74607490
The deodorant is good though. It's the only one I've used that doesn't leave marks on my white shirts.

>>74607536
What is it? Distilled wood glue?

BUT INA THE MOOSE

White Diesel.
That's the only correct answer.

>>74607353
Toms deodorant. Dior Sauvage(lightly) if I'm using a cologne.

>>74607224
The guy asking this is a complete retard and never talked to women in his life.
You are asking a very small pool of opinions that do not represent the majority, just use what you like and use it well, do not bathe in it. The world is so vast that there is no wrong choice for lotion. It will appeal to someone, but what matters is that it appeals to you.

>>74600098
>I love gontiti

Everyone is here!
Please hurry up and release the Ninner, GoodSmile...

>>74607504
Take a shower dude

>>74607472
SHE'S GONNA SPEND MONEY ON GIGOLOS (TOWA)

>>74607353
Armani, Boss or Paco Rabane

>>74607542
Pretty sure smell is like one of the longest lasting memories

>>74607353
I just shower with Old Spice. I can't handle strong scents.

>It's for themselves
No fucking way you actually believe that. All of it's built on what 'makes me look cute' which boils down to 'what will get me the most attention'.

>>74607535
That's because the vast majority of people use too much. You're only supposed to put a tiny bit; you shouldn't be able to smell it on yourself after applying. People are retarded and end up putting so much on until they can smell it themselves, and that means people can smell you from a mile away.

>>74607535
Same, man. Same. That shit smells AWFUl. I don't care what other people say.

>>74607550
asians are usually very smelly in my experience.

CANADIANS MENTION
RED ALERT

I have some Hugo Boss "the scent" stuff my mom bought me that I forget to use

>>74607594
cute

Imma be honest I'd rather care about fake warhammer 40k lore than any of this shit
At least that stuff is actually fun if equally useless

>>74607047
Girls caring about girlyness and appearance to be attractive to guys, makes perfect sense to me

Girls caring about girlyness and appearance to maneuver the complex social world of female judgments and status symbolism is something that will never make sense to me, it's like an entirely different life and psychology to exist in that thought process

>>74607441
and deodorant for sweaty days on occasion

>Mumei thinks about men occasionally

>>74607542
I can still remember the utter rankness of my little sister spending an entire weekend lazing around in the same fucking oversized t-shirt.

imagine smelling bed
just smell good

>>74607535
Female perfumes make me dizzy to the point of feeling nauseous

I wear this to make sure EVERYONE smells me

>>74607594
That ninner is going to get bullied, sexually.

I hope everyone here is clean-shaven. If you have a beard or a mustache you're unironically disgusting.

>>74607224
Soap and beard oil that i think feel great

>>74607621
This. Mumei is a fucking coping retard.

>>74607621
This.

Kiara just called her viewers stinky nerds who need to take a shower

>>74607353
I use Perry Ellis for cologne and Old's spice for deodorant.

>>74607561
Dyrbi

>>74607490
Tell me about it. Can't stand using the gym shower 'cause like most of the guys use that shit.

So they don't realize guys like looking and smelling good too.

Beardo anons, do you do it to get girls or for yourself?

>>74607628
I still use Michael Jordan cologne

>>74607353
Dior, Armani, D&G, Viktor & Rolf, and Boss

>>74606765
Ina actually liked this picture on twitter

>>74607643
40k holo NEVER

I remember when I was young by dad would always start rubbing his freshly shaved face against my face, it always felt awful.

>>74607683
Weird complex, sis.

Are you also shaving for your girlfriend fellow girlfriend havers?

>one sprits on a wrist
>rub the wrists together
>rub wrists to neck, directly under chin
Your body does the hard work spreading the fragrance.

Literally why would I bother putting on cologne if I'm not trying to get laid

KEK

>>74607720
I look 12 without my beard. It's both

Kiara laughing at BL

>>74606765
Just jerk off dude okay?

If you want to get a perfume for a girl that they'll love, get them this.

>>74607555
a lot of strong stuff just gives me a headache

>>74607720
I haven't spoken to a woman in years

>>74607353
Old Spice...

>>74607720
I cut mine off because my face looks fat with it and I look skinny without it

>>74607736
My dick but that's about it.

>>74607676
You better have the formulation from the 1980s that lasts 24 hours or something

>>74607647
But women use their attractiveness to the other sex as the metric to value at the base of it all, so women care about other women's attractiveness because they can use it to attack and make others feel bad.

>>74607683
I'd be disgusting without the beard too

Lapsama my friend

>>74607593
>>74607687

>>74607407
>very funny
What did you mean by this? :(

>>74607748
>>74607751
>heh

KFP...

>>74607720
myself, I have no idea what women think of it because I don't talk to them

>>74607748
>>74607751

>>74607720
Myself, I like feeling manly

ADVICE NUMBER 1: ALL WOMEN LIE
ADVICE NUMBER 2: MEN LIE TOO BUT WOMEN DO IT SPECIFICALLY MUCH MORE THAN MEN
They don't put make up for themselves but because of they dont, and the prince arrives, the prince will see the bitch with makeup be more beautiful than the one without and he'll take her as the bride. That's why. IT'S ABOUT COMPETITION, ABOUT GAVING CHANCES TO GET THAT BREEDING MATE

>>74607751
>>74607748
What if it were boyfume and it was just for the fellas?

Just get a decent cedarwood bodywash simple as

>>74607759
A paopu fruit?

>>74607568
That's a silly name. I don't think I can wear a cologne with such a silly billy jimmy choo choo train name.

>>74607720
I'm lazy and I don't mind having a prickly beard.

>>74607720
I get ingrown hairs if I shave every day so it's just easier to keep a small, trimmed beard.

>>74607647
What about girls caring about girlyness because they want to be girly for themselves?

>>74607647
Because girls need to have friends too?

>>74607683
haram
alhamdulillah

>>74607720
Myself
I look like a baby with no beard

>>74607569
but my heater is broken and the water coming in is so cold I can't breathe after 4 minutes

>>74607720
when i need to meet new people i clean shave
otherwise i only shave when it interferes with eating

>>74607379
I'm neither cool nor girly so I just answered I'm a man.

>>74607741
Intimidate business clients and leave a strong impression when professionally networking?

>Smell talk
Bros...Gura would be going crazy here...

>>74607720
I shave because I have a decent jaw and a cool dimpled chin. I look like an English peasant with a beard, I could be a B-movie actor without a beard.

>>74607353
The old spice that smells like candy, I think it's wolf's thorn or something

>>74607708
Fatherless

>>74607720
Ehhhhhhh I'd be lying if I said I didn't at first.

gay faggots answering the poll

>>74607792
I wanted Kiara and Kronii to make fun of us with their sarcastic remarks

No the LUSH perms...

Sauvage smells really good but it's expensive

>>74607647
>complex social world of female judgments and status symbolism
it isn't complex at all, females are like dogs you are either at the top or at the bottom, and women are too retarded to understand biological determinism

>>74607594
How do you clean them of dust without chipping off the paint

>>74607683
Oy vey...

INA CUTE

>>74607621
The thing is, they value female opinions on what is attractive to men over male opinions, which is enough of a separation that they can fool themselves into believing it's for themselves.

>>74607720
my asian face does not look good with facial hair

Joe Malone

>>74607720
literally too lazy to shave... or shower

Women wearing makeup for just themselves is such fucking cope by women pretending they aren't whores and independent wimminz

>>74607808
proof?

any tom ford gods here?

>>74607647
Guess what anon, you literally have a brain wired every differently compared to that of a female, who would have guessed "hardware" influences the "software".

>>74607718
No, all men only do things to attract a mate

What cologne do cute twinks like?

Ok fine Kronii is a girl

>Wata Malone

Nice Ina panic scream.

This shit is better than any cologne.

I love going to Bath and Body Works…

kiara...

One thing I've learned is to NEVER take dating advice from a girl

>>74607808
ESL.

>>74607802
same

>>74607822
his son runs a brand selling cute anime dolls and he's the most hated man in /jp/'s doll thread

The thread right now:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Dmr2grq6UVM

>Jo Malone

>>74607748
>>74607751
kek

>>74607720
Myself, I vastly prefer the way I look with a neat trimmed beard.

Girls saying they put on make up for themselves always feels like such cope. You put it on to feel pretty, which inherently means you are doing it for other people so that they see you as pretty. If no one else in the world existed you would never put on make up

>>74607904
Go wash your ass. I can smell you from /here/

https://www.jomalone.com/
https://www.jomalone.com/
https://www.jomalone.com/

what do indians use? because always when I get a laptop from them to work on it smells like ass for at least a week

>>74607621
Yeah, attention from other girls, who they tend to interact with more than men

>>74607720
I don't feel like wasting valuable minutes of my life shaving every day so I do it like once a week or something when it starts to get too annoying

>>74607720
For me. I think I look better with a beard. But then again, why would I want to look better? I guess it's both actually

Who's Joe?

>>74607808
Yep this is it anything else is cope

>>74607802
>V-Faction
>KFP
He's DD prime

>>74607720
Myself. I like looking good.

>>74607720
Imagine the most slovenly basement dweller neckbeard you can imagine, with a hunched back.
I'm cursed to look like that, except not fat, if I don't shave daily. I can't actually grow a proper beard, only a neckbeard and scruffy shit around my mouth.

>>74607974
buy an ad

>>74607802
That's a deadbeat

>>74607683
I love the feeling of hair across my skin, so it's for me
It's the same reason my hair goes down to my ass

>>74607822
It was advertised by Jon Snow and when the lady at the perfume shop suggested it to me, I was sure she's shitting me.
But man, this shit is so good. My wife loves it.

>it's JO

reminder that Post paid 2 Million USD for the One Ring magic card

>>74607802
I like the masking scents but it's too sticky for everyday use

>>74607872
Sauvage is so fucking overused dude. There's way better stuff that doesn't cost like $150 for 100ml.

I'm the guy friend btw

>>74607542
I think you may have psychological trauma, anon.

Joe Mama

>>74607898
Because they mostly talk to other women who will rip into them if they aren't attractive enough.
There's ALWAYS a hierarchy in female groups of friends, you can watch it play out at parties all the time if you're just observing.

>>74607978
nothing and I think that's the problem

That guy friend? Me

>>74607987
Joe Black

>>74607720
I have never considered any of these questions, I just trim my beard because I have one.

>>74607884
It's complex when gold vs silver jewelry or heart have supposedly different semantic meanings or different lipstick shades or different eyeshadow colors

You know what's crazy?
I used to be really fit and had basically 0 bo, then I got fat as fuck and started to stink.
Now I lost most of the weight but i didn't ever go back to no bo.
Don't get fat folks.

>>74607987
JOE MAMA

>>74607621
Have you considered that they can appreciate their own appearance?

My Ina is having a hard time

HUGE FUCKING YAB
kronii admit to having guy friends who she's close enough (physically and emotionally) to talk about cologne with

$225 for colognes, geez

I don't get what they're talking about half of the time for I am a male but it looks like they are all having fun. Cute girls are cute.

>fagrance

>>74607883
Is that a thing that happens?

I want the Irys smell

>>74607720
If I don't shave I look like a sex predator

>>74607683
>t. beardlet

>>74607718
For other guys? The requirements are way lower, as long as you don't look and smell like a bum, most guys won't care beyond that. It's the opposite for most girls.

>>74607908
>t-t-the do it for other women, not for (you), i-i-incel

>>74607884
>females are like dogs
Coach Redpill back from the grave

>>74607953
When /jp/ universally hates you, you know you're doing something right.

>>74607542
I still remember this one forth grader who used cologne and you could tell when he was nearby because he smelled like a corpse festering in the middle of a heat wave.

>>74608085
Have you watched a single Shiori stream?

>>74608091
to be fair a 3oz bottle lasts like, over a year unless you go apeshit every day with it

>it's aimed towards a female audience

Reminder that cologne and perfume were meant to be used as an enhancer for your natural body odor. You're not supposed to wear deodorant with it.

>>74607720
I want to look attractive to women, but I mainly do it for myself so I can larp as a medieval aristocrat.

TOWA MENTION

Towa......

>>74607953
Why?

>a jp member
It was Towa

smellfags wallet open up! they are gonna swab each holo EN's asshole and put it in a bottle

>>74607720
I want to look like a mountain man because I like the way it looks

>>74607974
imagine polluting all the planet with those plastics and glasses just to store in them 30 cents of animal piss combinations.
the scam of perfumes ladies and gentlemen
Make up too
This is why it's women who actually pollute and kill the planet far more than men.

>>74607720
i grow every winter and then shave later because my grandpa used to do it
only another guy has said i looked better with a beard once

Anons, if you wanna smell nice to impress a lady. Use this but only you have a very masculine musky body smell. If you have a more sweet body smell, dont.

>>74608084
Without the ego, you wouldn't give two shits what you looked like. Ego is built on cultural norms. and it's normal to want to look good to the opposite sex.

TOWA SENPAI MENTION

Twa....

>>74607643
Which stream is talking about 40k shit?

>>74607683
I have a Jay Leno chin and the beard hides it better

>>74607264
How far away is that? It’s been a while since I played

taa...

Taa...

twoa....

Taa...

twap...

>>74607659
Why are the most gremlinest of women actually the cutest?

Twa...

>>74607978
Curry.

Towa.....

Because Towa isn't female

>>74607720
myself

GO INA GO

KIMOI

/inf/ is melting down about kiara

TOWA MENTION

Kiara bang on the money.

>>74608222
taa...

Towa............

>>74607720
I need to appear as if I actually have a jaw

>>74608049
Isn't that the Johnny Depp Sausage cologne?

taperon...

Oh yeah if you sniff Bae, Mumei or Fauna you likely smell Towa...

>>74608219
Skellige, Cerys quest.

Tower...

Ta...