/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I forgot to change the edition, edition

Feel free to come here and post guys

>>74576678
sorry I'm still sleeping

This thread is not long for this world

Sakana is a pedophile and a sack of shit.

>>74577752
Hey Shiina, I didn't know you posted here.

>>74577752
You're up early

the kan world tournament it's fun
i'm getting way too many kans than usual, the settings must be rigged or flow works in misterious ways

8

There's no activity. It's like a corpse.

>>74581268
Clubfags thread...

>got top 10 placement in the tournament
i hope i don't have to actually play 20 matches just to stay competitive

https://www.twitch.tv/amakipururu

Morning jong

>>74583652
good morning

let's bless this thread and morning with a friendly
Majsoul Friends Room 53114(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=53114

>>74583911
2/4

>>74583911
3/4 now

>>74583911
still 3/4...

>>74583911
full

>>74583911
WJ

>>74583911
well jonged... all of my flow it's gone after ranking up to expert...

>>74583911
turned on auto win out of habit and didn't have time to say last word before I released all my luck with sanbaiman...

>>74586032
*baiman

...

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

Emotionally neglecting mikoanon!

Mikos owe me sex.

>>74591458
Why do I owe you sex? All you do is finish in me then leave without saying anything...

>>74577752
Who??? sorry I only watch groomable indies

>>74592021
Because I want it.

https://youtu.be/ge4sfPVEVLE

>>74592021
You owe us sex because you are cute

fox on the telly

>>74592021
Mikoanon, you whore! You are supposed to be my one and only!

>>74599133
don't watch, my check to yostar bounced

>>74603103
why didnt you tsumo ippatsu two hanemans as dealer?

>>74603436
I'm just as confused as you are

Why are you Xenia now...

>>74603553
The shoe fits

I just won in west 1, gold, three tenpai, guy in front of me was also damaten while the other was open with the kan on the shaa.

>>74603553
the actual answer is that I was tilted after the first game and probably played like shit in the second one, there was at least one hand where I was immediately punished for poor tile efficiency and even missed a chi into tenpai because I was so focused on a sanshoku, I don't think I was particularly unlucky in either game

>>74603740

>>74603989
What did anon mean by this?

>>74604102
I didn't check my friends list and assumed it was a joke about being unlucky

>attempting to process the last 10 posts

its actually pretty hard to find the specific picture of a chair I need...the angles are never quite right, probably because no one is going out and taking pictures of chairs for the purpose of photoshopping them onto mahjong tables.

>>74607655
Just AI generate one

>>74607655
Do you have a chair and a phone?

>>74609326
Yeah, I was considering just taking a picture of one

>>74609375
You wouldn't dare dox one of your chairs...

>>74609245
grats on not having to login anymore

>>74609375
Anon, that should have been your first thought after not finding a picture in 20 seconds

>>74609375
download chair and mahjong trable models and put them into UE5

>>74609489
I don't have any of the right kind of folding chair...might have to buy one.

>>74609588
>buying a chair to photoshop into images for your mahjong rooms
honestly probably better value than the gacha

>>74609588
>might have to buy one.
Cute...

>>74609588
what kind of chair? maybe someone has it already

>>74609588
just take a picture of it where ever you're going to buy it

>>74609588
find one on craigslist and ask them to take a picture of it from whatever angle you need

>>74609375
https://free3d.com/3d-model/folding-chair-636998.html

Holo currently playing on RC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXbUojbX6dY

>>74614406

>holostars
>riichi city

The point is that Hololive now has perms for the client. There's a higher chance now that future mahjong streams by the girls will be played using this instead of defaulting to SegaMJ

>>74615659
Nobody cares, this thread will always be /pcg/ clay

never playing your game Frank

The day a single holo fan posts /here/ I'm bringing this whole place down

>>74616790
Do it.

https://files.catbox.moe/4v8krf.webm

>>74616790
I'm certain Pippa already posted /here/ so do your worst, kiddo

Pippa is a fake Watamate

i'm getting better!
Also i can just get another leaders with money right?I'm tired of being a cute little girl.
Honestly i did not do much besides playing mahjong

>>74617505
yeah you can summon (gacha) for a new character, the odds are on the low side so don't expect a 10 pull to give you a guy.
Sakura path is for cute girls and Bamboo path to get ugly dirty stinky male (no one would ever do that).
Fortune charm is the best value to get jade but you have to log in every day, you also can get summon scrolls (free pull) if you do the events (usually).

>>74618162
I can't get Iwao Washizu because he is a event character, right?

>>74618452
yeah event characters are limited and his event is gone, we can only hope they rerun the event, one day...

>>74618575
Okay...There's any gyaru on the Sakura path?

>>74619247
yeah, but you missed her banner a couple months ago

>>74619247
the only reason I didn't roll for her is because her voice filters me

>>74619285
nta but what's a banner?

>>74619396
rate up chance, unless you use 150 faith, hitting the character you want is going to be tough.

>>74619490
I hit sheep as my third character and she didn't even had a higher rate then

>>74618452
People keep saying a rerun is happening for the Akagi characters, but I'm pretty sure it's just a meme.

>>74619788
this summer for sure!

>>74619767
you are an organic sheep poster

Some people are just unlucky...

goin 2 mcdonalds
anyone want anything?

>>74620156
no thanks

>>74620156
nuggies :3

>>74620156
get me a spicy mcchicken

>>74620156
take some pictures of their chairs

>>74620089
we're never getting the Terry rerun...

>>74620329
i feel sick, i'm not getting out of my car
>>74620214
>>74620281
ogey

>>74620344
this makes me want to make custom voice lines of terry reading yaku with AI

>>74620389
why are you at mcdonalds if you feel sick?

>>74620470
i don't have the mentaru to prepare and clean up after preparing food anymore also i've basically ran out of food in my house that i want to eata fter not going to the shops for a week due to being sick

After careful consideration i came to the conclusion that all male characters on bambu path are not to my liking(aka:they are kinda gay).This game needs some cool mechas.
Anyway, as a consequence, I am forced to roll for every MILF on the sakura path, when they banner shows up.Is the only way

>>74621055
there's only one good male

>>74621186

>>74621055
You should just roll right now! You might even get who you want on your first roll.

>>74621055
because you want a milf yostar will make sure you get momo or dragon loli as your first roll

>>74621186
This guy has an alright emote set, but I don't think the anon that played him plays anymore.

>>74621497
I'm that anon, I have CEO and dog. I still occasionally play him.

>>74620281
they said i'd have to wait for new mcchickens to be cooked and i didn't want to so i didn't get any

i got nuggies tho

in a couple days I will have more rank points than deranking M2

>>74622090
given enough time, everyone will

>>74622090
you literally have to do nothing

>>74622090
>M2
you mean E2

never desire to be a famous anon kids

Oh, he doesnt own hat?

>>74622617
I never asked for this...

the tileman curse

>>74622653
i like it when the hat says kan

>>74622837
surely the curse will let up before he hits adept 3

i've been listening to some weird fucking algorithm playlist for hours that fucking sucks and was like "why is khubie listening to this shit" only to realize it was on my end

>>74622901
>filter for all time gold room vs last 4 weeks gold room
I don't think the curse is going anywhere anytime soon, he turned into a coward after his stint in jade or an extreme lucklet

>>74623034
Retard...

>>74623295
he's got jongitis (like dartitis but for jong)
there's no known cure

>>74623295
>filter 4 weeks
>chased rate 33%
>99.28th percentile

>>74623980
it's even more impressive considering his low riichi rate, I tend to fold if someone who hasn't been finally does, makes me think he's only clicking riichi when most of the dora are visible

>mean G/L per round -401
>avg -15
going straight back to silver

>>74625180

maybe you should mortalbot in gold tonpuu to save face

When's the /jong/ training camp?

should we start making dami ari rooms?

>>74627432
dama****

>>74627432
deranking E2 was doing that though

>>74627432
every room is dama ari if you're brave enough

stop making fun of deranking anon, he is trying his best!

>>74627870
>he is trying his best!
that's what makes it funny tho

>/jong/ has two anons who are famous outside of the thread
>one is the supreme luckshitter
>the other is the despicable deranker

>>74628041
Xenia will probably be famous sooner or later, either for being Xenia or for high effort room posting

>>74628134
The quality of his chairs will decide his fate

RATE THE DORKPIRE
RATE THE YAP
RATE THE BATTLE HOLOCATS.

SEXXO WITH KHUBI!

why does youtube keep recommending me this double celestial Ryan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dPSimJZi-Q

>>74629252
because you keep clicking them, it should've been recommending you Moco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69cp8JMWIQw

>Tsumo hit as dler pt 12167
Fuck this faggot fucking game. This single stat combined with the fucking 4th place avoidance bullshit system has just been wasting my time this entire fucking week.

we've reached anger

>>74629586
how could it possibly be that high without you going out of your way to kan constantly?

>>74629066
>RATE THE DORKPIRE
Low volume khubie is cute though I feel bad for her.
>RATE THE YAP
I never get tired of this women yapping.
>RATE THE BATTLE HOLOCATS.
Gura dodging her until the end was hilarious.

>>74629066
UWAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX

>>74630022
I've been turning down concealed kans all week actually. This entire week has just been a massive increase in me dealing in while in riichi (often to people fucking chasing with significantly worse waits) and people getting haneman+ tsumos while I'm dealer (then the rest of the rounds are just 1st/2nd/3rd place trading 1 han hands with eachother).

>he became the next Chinese bot victim

Nina is live, but she's been climbing so it's going to be a shit stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_vzHXJPQ3k

>>74628363

>>74630609
>-209

I'm not sure why I made this

>>74632860
you better not have been watching me while i've been on the verge of killing myself and done absolutely nothing to help

>>74632916
I can read you quotes from getting over it if that would make it any easier.

>>74632916
>on the verge of killing myself
am I missing the derank game?

>>74632955
no
i've been looping one game off of rank up for like 20 games

>>74633014
sure would be a shame if someone spectated and stole your flow

>>74633014
oh, is this you? I thought you were the deranker from your initial statement

>>74633123
Yes.

And I will continue the looping later.

>>74630609
>-214

>>74633123
if theres a post you think is me, theres only like a 10% chance you're right

>>74633148
why is she doing a nazi salute

>>74633364
I usually identify you by your distinctive filenames

>>74633424
identify this

>>74633482

>>74633482
Manko/Panko

finally reached M1 after a month of endless grind (and fun)

>>74633609
Now play a few more, we need a new deranking M1 or Mikoanon is going to have to update the card.

this is a yellow adept nomi thread

>>74634138
Hurry up and come home already.

LOOK AT THE STARS
LOOK HOW THEY SHINE FORRRR (YOU)
AND EVERYTHING (YOU) DO
YEAH THEY WERE ALLLL
YELLOW

I wish I could take advantage of Nina in the back of a mahjong parlor

i wish panko would break her kayfabe of hating jong and reveal her true power level of being the highest rated english speaking vtuber

>>74636995
If you insist Majsoul Friends Room 14944(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=14944

>>74637451
i just started a ranked, but i could multi jong drifto

>>74637451
Currently at 2/4

>>74637673
fine i'll log on

>>74637451
started

ICHIHIME NENDROID

>>74637451
WJ!

>>74637451
well jonged

>>74637451
wj!

>>74637451
wj

This thread is not long for this world.

I'm gonna stay an FOC and there's nothing you can do about it

>>74641432
Well I'm going to bed. Good luck keeping the thread alive. I know (You) won't let me down.

>>74642497
I'm making dinner right now, so I might drop it

Why did you do that thing 5 minutes ago anon

>>74642770
which thing?

>>74642770
it's called being based, you wouldn't get it

I really need to improve my open hands.

i really need to improve literally everything

>>74644317
mahjong?????

>>74644727
mahjong faggot

It's over again...

Wwyd?

>>74645822
I can't read man tiles...

>>74645822
dora indicator 7m
4455678m445p34R5s draw 7m

>>74646081
Sorry, 5s is not aka. The next wwyd has aka 5s

>>74645822
Cutting 4m for that 345 sanshoku baby

Getting invited to a blitz no tips room without knowing what it is...

https://www.twitch.tv/vita_x_3

WJ

>>74646699
well jonged doragon, sorry for that disgusting chiiitoi

>>74646699
I'm sorry but I needed a luckshitter to fill the room

>>74648493
>luckshitter
Is that all I am to you?! It's fine.

>>74648514
You're the coolest dude around of course

>>74648514
compared to the rest of the room yes
>>74646887
also thanks whoever posted link to that scuff fest

>>74648564
Silence hole

>>74648609

>>74648630
Dominance asserted.

Thread death approaches

>>74649923
We need to make a baby that can keep the thread safe
What do you say miko anon?

https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?paipu=jmjonu-syz04y23-577a-6d6c-ge9d-mhmhqvqplzrt_a921344376_2
observe the most unwinnable game of all time

Your oshi liking a tweet should not be as validating as it is.

>>74657098
Wait till she retweets/replies to it and you get thousands of twitter (You)s.

>>74657321
She's done that twice, it was something to wake up to lol.

>>74657353
based, same

>got to the finals of a tournament
>go negative in east 3
is this my fate for being a mikoanon?

>>74657573
Yup

Thread death approaches

>>74661381
I've seen that post a few hours ago!

>>74661624
meds

>>74661685
I haven't drank enough to be hallucinating yet...

Sex with no one because I'm lonely, touch starved, and I will die a virginmahjong

>>74644840
Pippa HATES meahjong!

>>74665170
BANKAI

when did we get a chihori?

>>74665193
Bankai: Kokujō Tengen Myō'ō!

>>74665351
I was disappointed that there wasn't the furry posted next to this when I looked to check

>>74665219
I've joined a few rooms, posted some and watched a few jong tubers, but I'm not a regular, I just sometimes come when I see this thread!

>>74665444
Such a missed opportunity... Is it too late now?

>>74662848
You should go have sex with someone

>>74665219
/pcg/ has always had a male chuuba that plays chiori but its pretty rare to see him actually play

>>74666735
anon, that's a different character...

>>74666791
Oh…

Squisha da retard

League was announced...I think. But I won't be able to pick all of you so I'm probably just gonna grinch.

>>74668190
I think that's a shitpost, splitting timezones like that is souless as fuck and so is the draft format

>>74668267
I hope so

>>74668267
surely

>>74668190
>But I won't be able to pick all of you so I'm probably just gonna grinch.
A rare opportunity to use this emote

>>>/vg/475510284
bump

>>74670592
thanks

>>74666220
>have sex with someone
Hoe does one obtain such power?

>>74671975
>be in proximity to women
>be friendly with women
>be personable with women you like
>invite woman to date
>invite woman to another date
>invite woman to dinner at your place
>alcohol
>sex

>>74668190
>wake up to that League 5 announcement
I really wish I started playing slightly earlier now so I could've played last league

the quest for chairs continues

>>74675142
Just go to a furniture store and take pictures of them yourself

>>74675142
Cute retarded anon...

>>74675142
maybe type "chair pointing 30 degrees towards the viewer" in picture generating AI or something idk

>>74678406
I already got a chair and took pictures of it

>>74678451
Did you... did you buy a chair?

>>74679314
Turns out I had one.

>>74679444
Good. Good.

SEX with /jong/ virgins

is xenianon... you know?

and give up my wizard powers? The source of my flow? Fat chance

>>74680917
Retarded? Yeah.

>>74680917
Huh?

>>74680917
cute? maybe

>>74680820
>not a virgin

>>74680917
Which one?

>>74680917
Very fat

>>74682058
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

>it goes above 1000
it's over... there's no end

how do I leave the life as an adept behind me

>>74683021
Brute force

>>74683021
basic tile efficiency, maybe fold if you feel like it

>>74683021
Literally just deal in and youll be an adept again. This solves your problem

>>74683021
a small download off github

>>74683111

>/mjg/ still having a melty over a shitpost announcement

>>74683677
Elaborate

>>74683715
>>>/vg/475501832

>>74684934
when is jerry going to stream jong again

>>74686018
when jellyjonger logs in

>>74686077

doko

Asoko

I hate jellyjonger.

>>74687372

>>74687372
jellyjonger is your coworker pippa what is wrong with you

jellyjonger people are close to removing you... log in

>>74687710
He has Pippa status in my list.

>>74688380
Yeah!

I'm a whale so I still have empty slots.

Ive only ever sent 1 friend request so my list is entirely people who sent them first

>>74689231
I send friend requests to everyone for...reasons

>>74689231
I sent out one batch of them and then never again

cant wait for the fat load the event is going to blow on my face when rewards unlock tomorrow

Tileman News: He has returned and thus our nightly sperg out can recommence.

>he doesn't know "1 day" is 47 hours

Where are you going fake Xenia

Another thread...nearing its demise...

>>74690398
let me loop you ball and chain

>>74690502
you can loop A3/E1 though

Feeding mikoanon mahjong tiles!

>>74690585
What a funny thought…

saki player is ruining his game...

>>74690259
2s

>>74690259
2p

>>74690259
discard 1m so I can draw 4m for a potential mentanpin sanshoku

>>74691582
such big hand goals on east 1

>>>/vg/475557924
Let the witch hunt begin.

>>74692152
He can't escape. I know the name of everyone who has ever played in a /here/ friendly and I will also read every entry on the signup spreadsheet if one ever comes out.

it's clearly doragan

>>74692266
lol fuck no, I'm too busy edging getting out of Adept. I've also never once posted in /mjg/

>>74692432
stop trying to leave

>>74692266
There is a >name like that but he's an ancient /mjg/ player
Funny coincidence

>>74692432
>That pic
grim
I was really expecting you to be yellow when I woke up.

>>74692480
You can't keep me here, I want to go out and see the world.

>>74692432
Ganbatte doragon.
Half of the kana posters are me.

>>74692610
Same...

I downloaded the emote pack so I can larp as other posters

>>74692713
based

>>74692674
wait, I'm half of the Kana posters

/jong/ - Skinwalker General

>>74692790
The other half?!

>>74692713
cut that out!

>>74692904
apparently

>>74692790
>>74692674
Lock and key...

Tileman is back
https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

>>74692870
We don't actually have any real posters. We're just 2 dudes larping as each other.

>>74692152
It was furry, there's a yes vote on the poll that said mating.

>>74693244
That's one of the /mjg/ furries. Our furry doesn't go over there I'm pretty sure

the doko never koko'd

>>74693280
nta, but you sure? We've had a mating furry around for a while now.

>>74693280
you'd be surprised
not saying he's the guy you guys are looking for but there are a few of /jong/ anons, and >names that I see in streams here but are not active here who had a past with /mjg/

>>74693375
No? At least, not in the past few threads. That's an /mjg/ ritual

>>74693244
There's one /jong/ anon with very recognizable filenames that posts in /mjg/ and is mysteriously absent there and it isn't furry.

>>74693628
Stalkeranon...

>>74693628
Is it our deranker? No...

the iphone filenames...

The real reason I wanna rank up is because it puts you higher on the friends list, making it more likely I get invited to Pippa games if she goes back to doing the random late night games.

Pippa denied me friendship

>>74693717
...really anon?

>>74693797
>send friend request as expert
>get ghosted
>rank up to master
>get accepted
Could have been that she didn't notice until then but it was still cute

>>74693770
I'm pretty sure she just spamclicked a bunch of people on her list and it was up to you to respond quicker

>>74693628
he doesn't capitalize like that, I'm not even convinced that person is from /jong/

>>74693894
I know one night a lot of people were on I got invited while I was in the bathroom and still made it back in time like a min later, and that was during the arc of pcg instantly posting when she got on.

>>74693981
damn, she LOVES us bros

>>74694054
Probably just didn't wanna make people feel bad if they missed out on the invite so she waited a while.

No more breads

Low quality bread in the oven, bake before page 11 or I'm pulling it out.

shan't

>>74694260
give me your lowest quality of breads

Put your dough in my oven anon~~

>>74694900
I'm not gonna be able to find my horny bonk image before this thread ends.

>>74693897
he is born and bred /pcg/

>>74695350
I meant the person who posted in /mjg/, the anon with the recognizable filenames doesn't type that way

low quality bread
>>74695660

You don't play on the worthless English server... right?