/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

First Pixxy for the Rixxy

>>74441085
>t. Rixxy

Third for sex with Lulewd

>>74441149
where's the porn

>>74441115
Don't doxx me, bro.

>>74440939
you should probably make a reentry for their talents because holy fuck that’s a lot of people

>>74441293
If it was over the character limit I was gonna do that, but hey it just about fits

>>74441293
>>74441318
No, no. The wall of people and it inevitably ticking down as they bail out of this shitshow IS what will keep this general alive. In the spirit of a Battle Royale the crowd will be thinned over time.

>>74441378
KINO

>>74441378
uwu, this is youw gwaduation wetter~

Why do they have so many talents?
Why do you need a mobile app to watch this group?
How expensive was this whole endeavor?
How black of a company is it going to turn out to be?
Why are owl themed vtubers always cute?

Do you think they knew what they signed up for? How do you willingly agree to be part of 27-headed debut?

>>74441293
phase has no problem with this wall of text

>>74441497

>>74441478
Ah, I'm imagining her telling and sending this to one of those hoes like Kiko or Nano and it puts a smile on my face.

>>74441567
be a bottom tier talent with no hope of getting into a proper gen of anything

>>74440939
>App isn't even on the playstore or apple store
Why even bother? What kind of virus will they inject into my device?

>>74441726
>What kind of virus will they inject into my device?

>>74441726
Wait, how tf you are suppose to get it then? Especially in IPhones?

>>74441698
>those smiley faces
sinister...

>>74441293
Nah man, soon half of them will graduate out of this. It's literally the plan of the CEO, he literally said in the presentation he will only sponsor those successful.

>>74441698
You're not basic people, right anons?

>>74441709
>nano
She has the hottest model and she is obsessed with yuru yuri. She'll go far in the crab race.

>>74441979
Damn if it wasn't so shittily shaded her tummy and cleavage would be really lickable.

>>74440939
>evergreen
mommeh…

>>74441698
I watch other small corpos and I hope they do well, but companies that aren't imposing the barriers that come from being on a niche new phone app only site generally struggle already. Maybe it's a case of "crazy enough to work" but I'm doubtful.

Can we set up some kind of simulated betting for this battle royale somewhere? Would be fun to do fake betting on different stuff like which one will have highest ccv during the debuts, which one will slip up and say something extremely yabai first, etc

>>74442096
>pooettefags

>>74442087
I feel like they spent all their money on Lulu

>>74441698
a CEO this salty and passive aggressive is going to have a menhera breakdown and collapse the whole project.

>>74442156
well, it's only natural, her boobs are the biggest

>>74442112
https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
Here you go.

>>74442112
We can just set up poals whenever
But we're not sure who even is streaming normally or are exclusively streaming in the shady app

Read >>74441842
They are involved in the most obvious pyramid scam shit ever
Fucking lmao this will be a bloodbath. The chuubas should cut their losses and run for the hills; they've fallen for a charlatan.

RIXXY LOVE
LASSO HATE

>>74442156
Some of the males like clotho also got preferential treatment.

>>74442271
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.

>>74440939
Odds of one of them being an Aituber like Neuro?

>>74442271
I would hope a good portion of their vtubers are plants, because the thought of 30 people having their dreams crushed and getting shat out there like that is too much for my little heart.

>>74442096
https://twitter.com/i/status/1777509919081828539
The mouth rigging is so bad it looks like one of those foreigner manipulated images. A shame because her voice is cute. And just in case you don't know, Riifling, look out for /vag/ in June.

>>74440939
owl and sheep look cute.

Stealing from the other thread, also ROLLIN

>>74442484
rollin

>>74442463
I'm fucking dying, thank you anon

>>74442532
Nice, just saw her poems. She has to be the most autistic of the bunch.

>>74442207
Kek I'll set this up when I get home in an hour if noone else has

>>74440939
>Battle Royal General
I just know that these vtubers are gonna ego search and see this shit. This is gonna be maximum despair kino.
Yo >>72394537 You seeing this shit?

>>74442404
There's no way anyone involved has the technical know-how to make a Neuro.

>>74442635
That's a nice picture, she's gonna make it!
>>74442484
rollin

>>74442484
no males, please
rollin

>>74442484
Please God, give me rixGF.

Holy fucking wasted design

>>74442484
Might as well roll for her while I'm at it

>>74442706
Alright, I get to pick Melody, I'm happy with that.

>>74442812
NOOOOOOOO

>>74442878
rekt kek

>>74442635
I want to cum on her pantyhose (respectfully)

>>74442484
rawling

>>74442812
reminds me of Riro. Like if she grew up out of uooooohhhhh range

>>74442924
enjoy your sweety roshi

When this place goes under in 3 months will the talents keep their IP rights?

>>74442863
I hope that she can prove me wrong because that model is the best one in the whole company.

Threadly reminder that dozens will die for a few to triumph. If you want your oshi to have any hope at escaping abject 2view misery, you should be praying all the other talents graduate as fast as possible.
The weak should fear the strong

>>74443003
When that place goes under the talents will only find out when their apps suddenly stop working one day.

>>74442667
I didn’t say it had to be good, just Ai. Someone in the other thread mentioned Lulu sounding Ai generated and now I can’t unhear it

>>74443003
lmao
>>74440939
Rev's yt link is fucked up.

>>74443118
Hopefully Harry pays his AWS bills...

>>74441378
instead of adding (graduated), add (eliminated) when they leave

>>74443128
>AIs filming 10k$ pornos now

>>74443140
I'm actually just a Reverie anti
so it is, will fix in the next bake, ty for the report

>>74442863
She's a Nijifag with an awful mic
>>74442484
Praying for Lulu or Esila

>>74443261
look at that guy, rolled his oshi first try, good job

>>74442484
For me, it's Nell

>>74442271
Maybe they are self aware and doing it for the exposure. The only thing that's certain is they will either pull it off or it's going to be a glorious train wreck. Reminds me of lurking for that seasonal anime which gives the vibes.

>>74443128
It is probably cheaper and less prone to technical failure if you get people off fivr to read scripts and do the occasional canned chat interaction than risk showing your whole ass when the robot breaks and starts shouting slurs.

>>74443261
https://twitter.com/Nox_Orphee/status/1782000063876874708
You weren't kidding about the mic, that's rough

>>74443431
I don't think it's mainly the mic's fault. I can hear all sorts of shit in the background.

Rixxy, I know you're here. Fix the links on the youtube, you still have your old (?) name there. I have to say, neoni desuka is a shit name.

ALL OUT WAR

>>74443431
Is she an ESL?

>>74443530
A bunch (most?) of them are.

https://youtube.com/shorts/mQYw0Fy5T0U?si=IIRZ3Z4ByKqiVhS9
Wait, Piko is a guy?

>>74442635
>poems
Well shit, you have my attention. Unfortunately I don't have a twitter account so I can't find them; care to spoonfeed?

>>74443261
>she reposted mika/mysta shipping art on main
man, no wonder she's in this company, she's retarded

>>74443622
Well yeah, duh, should be obvious from the design.

>>74443622
She is just lip-syncing a TikTok meme anon

>>74443629
She has 10 more inthis style, what do you think?

>>74441497
>>74442863
man, those designs are so great, but I didn't even see them. there are just too many of them.

>>74443622
What's even the point of this? Male viewers will be turned off by male voice, female viewers won't watch because of the model. It's just a lose-lose situation.

>>74443710
Is english her second, or third language?

>>74443708
Oh, had me fooled kek

>>74443753
https://x.com/Odette_Mori/status/1780653164905046026 don't know, she didn't put up anything else where she talks. Only covers like this one.

>>74443710
This is upsetting.

>>74443708
>>74443747
Ah I see, forgot that this is a thing

hopefully they get to keep their models once this investor scam of a company collapses

>>74441497
Mori, my beloved

>>74444057
>My holo oshi is Mori
>My nexas oshi is Mori
wdtmbt

Since they're streaming on a new platform desperate for growth, how much will the viewer numbers be manipulated (by bots or edits on the backend)?

>>74443213
You’re falling for Rixxy’s psyop. She only got asked to record VA work not porno and she also didn’t say if she took it or not and also this bitch could just be lying

https://x.com/rixxybrightful/status/1778422462868303873
What did she mean by this?

>>74444448
My dick is screaming
Rixxy please let me give you a family

>>74444448
I don't know anon, I'm pretty confident about my huge dongle, what about you?

Please be quiet, my wife is sleeping.

>>74440939
Wish there were like 2-3 more girls to fill out that bottom row

>>74442484
I'll reroll from the rightmost two digits to the left if I get a male.

>>74444296
They'll probably add 20% or so to the viewcount

>>74443937
Cute

>>74441698
>homo corpo
Aaaaand that's a pass for me. Have fun sharing a thread with sisters lol.

There's a good chance their audience will be at least 30% /here/.

>>74445293
Try 100%

Twittwe followers:

>Lulu 1195

>Esila 713

>Nox 340
>Rixxy 302

>Piko 286
>Poette 281
>Faelia 267
>Odette 265
>Enaria 234
>Lumiora 214

>Rev 179
>Melody 176
>Kiko 156
>Nano 147
>Nell 145

Are chuubas under 200 in danger of graduating in a couple of weeks?

>>74445275
You silly goose, no one is here to enjoy some proper premium vtubing, we're all just awaiting the shitstorm.

>>74445293
The audience of some of them, maybe. This will be overlap central, and some will come out on top.

>>74445366
What if I develop feelings for a crab?

>>74445355
Thanks for the numbers anon, this may be the only general on the board where being a disgusting numberfaggot is relevant since I get the feeling Nexas will care about that a lot.

>>74445410
Enjoy the ride, but don't forget most crabs stay in the bucket

So I've been following NEXAS for a while now, updating friends on the bizarre hires. I figured I'd give everyone here a rundown on those who will actually have a chance. By which I mean, they have a talent despite the obvious scam. Oh I'll throw in some amusing additions too.

THE WINNERS:

>Clotho v Melodiam
Filipino living in Canada, so one has to question how he didn't join Niji EN at this point. Has produced many Holo and vidya covers via Shorts. He seemingly cannot shut up about the Hololive girls on twitter. What is it with Flips and being so brazen? Has been very aggressive with pre-debut content output. I think he'll find success purely because of his drive.
>Kenzo Kozima
Has a nice voice for a male with very "bro" focused interests. Has talked about painting mini's and gunpla a fair bit. His social media presence is dire however. He keeps retweeting dog accounts. I genuinely think this guy is either /here/ or used to be /here/ via /asp/ due to is one strength being debuffed by retarded choices into the lead up of his debut.
>LuLu Lasso
She is going to be the early break out act, purely because of porn. That's it. She has a hashtag for it and liked/commented on lewd pieces. That alone is going to generate her attention. Throw in her commitment to the gimmick and I can certainly see her in a collab with a few /here/ approved chubbas. I want her and the Military Horse to interact, so I can have deprived smut.
>Aurix “Rixxy” Brightful
Lewd humour and commitment to the gimmick, atop of a very colorful model is helping her stick out amongst the many solid tone co-workers. I think her voice might filter some. It seems this general has taken a liking to her. I don't think she'll have solid traction to start, but I could see her being bold and asking someone from Phase or Idol for a collab.
>Esila Shephield
I will not speak ill of anon's wife. >>74444872
>Lumiora Lumen
Soft voice, calls her fans her "Jellybabies" and seemingly going the GFE route. If the CEO is reading my rundown here, but her an ASMR mic stat.

THE LOSERS:

>PikoHalo
Keeps doing femboy bait, forgetting that it's 2024 and the tease factor doesn't work when so many femboys on twitter post smut. FOR FREE.
>Pyon Phelix
Trans (sounds like FTM) using a voice changer.
>Nox Orphee
Nijifag with a terrible mic. Her gimmick is being socially anxious. Assuming she is actually socially anxious, she'll drown amongst her piers.
>Sweet E. Hiroshi
You ever have that one smug class mate who is super confident and than when they are made to read in front of class, folds inward? That's Sweet E. Every time this man speaks, he sounds like he is either being held hostage or unaware of how a microphone works.
>Kyohei Tekma
The name Kyo wasn't a mistake, since this is another wigger. Has posted a few sound cloud raps and seemingly does "impression / skit" content. Thing is it's completely cringe to me, but he may indirectly become a winner amongst the zoomers if he does YouTube/Twitch alongside the forced app.
>Melody Cordelia
/choc/ can't save a chubba who is reluctant to engage on social media. I am willing to bet good money she is going to be one of the first to retire / disappear from this company. Utterly clueless. Perfect for the grift.
>Leobel Purson
LOOK AT HIM. TELL ME HOW HE WINS?!
>Bakurah Noir
I want you to watch this and tell me anon, could you do better? https://twitter.com/BakurahNoir/status/1782547015240499226
>Nano Gurē
Got hired. Hasn't really tweeted for herself. Exists on a list of 20+ others. She is fucked despite the solid model. Will you save her anon and prove me wrong?
>Nell
Used unlicensed video-capture software to showcase her model for social media. Someone this tech inept is perfect for the grift.
>Endra
ESL into trap-music, playing a valiant guard. Unironically, likely here.


I DUNNO:

>Faelie Fallwood
She's Indonesian and sounds like Mika. Her social media approach has been almost exclusively retweet her co-workers and not building up her own platform.
>Odette Mori
Lots of poems? Legit a real oddity.
>Enaria Liliales
Her pre-debut outfit was delayed for weeks. Seemingly attempting the wine hag gimmick without committing to any audio. I would have put her in losers if it wasn't for the company side issues in the lead up.
>Evergreen Poette
I just think they are an innocent girl unaware of the scam that awaits them desu.
>Soma Fujimori
Fujo bait / edgy lad that was one of the last minute editions to the first gen.
>Alvyn Asher
They have a nice singing voice and no personality.
>Nyantsume
Late edition to NEXAS. Designed his mascot already. No audio or visual presentation shared thus far.
>Reverie
Another late edition to NEXAS. I think she was added only a week or so ago before these debuts got announced.
>Noah Marcellios
Looks like the average anon.
>KikoHayashi
Like some of the others mentioned, was just rushed out before they could do anything to build traction.

I hope there will be liveposting for the debuts, I'm not going to get this anilive app on my PC

>>74445410
Come with me

>>74445414
I mean, CEO basically said that he'll fire those who underpreform. Who'll be first I wonder.

>>74445484
based info haver on these whos

>>74445484
Thanks, Loremaster Anon.

>>74445484
>>Leobel Purson
>LOOK AT HIM. TELL ME HOW HE WINS?!
fucking kek
thanks for the QRD. I belieb in Odette, she'll punch through by being Mumei except she reads your chat messages.

>>74445484
Odette unironically seems like the only interesting one to me, but I won't get an app for 1 talent. Her gimmick is interesting, her model is nice and her voice is pleasent to listen to. She has quite a few shorts on YouTube, but that's about it.

>>74445484
>I want you to watch this and tell me anon, could you do better? https://twitter.com/BakurahNoir/status/1782547015240499226
fuck that's grim
I watched a clip of Fallout 2 yesterday, the bit where Frank Horrigan goes
>Your ride's over, mutie. Time to die.
strangely came to my mind watching this, like watching a child with a plastic gladiator helmet and remembering the glory of the roman empire. Being edgy isn't easy.

>>74445484
Man, outing yourself as a nijisister on current day is a great way to sink your career

>>74445484
Based. There's no way rixxy's voice filters me, I gave money to non anon.
>Lumi
Is she going the GFE route or are you hoping for a GFE route?
>enaria
Qrd on her outfit thing? She seems like a fun girl from a couple of tweets I've seen

>>74444565
>>74444580
Annnnd.... She's a whore. Enjoy your sloppy seconds Rixxfags.

>>74445826
I hope someone /here/ posts a clip of her to see if she's worth it. Her and Nox were the only 2 I'd give a chance to but Nox's mic setup already filtered me. I don't trust this shady company enough to install their non playstore app.

>>74446129
Anon, I'm a ligger. Whores are to me as oxygen is to you.

>>74446129
no, this is a fake image...
she's changed now...

>>74446189
Based, whore love!

>https://twitter.com/NEXAS_live/status/1765245496975642734
Excuse me?

>>74446249
Wait, that was a private thing? Or did it already stream exclusively on their doomed app. I was sorta looking forward to this, Filian is fun.

>>74445632
>>74445695
No problem. I have to wonder to myself if the talent feel the need to retweet one another in a false presentation of teamwork / support or if the CEO has told them that it's mandatory until debut? If I was hired and told I am having to debut alongside 20+ names, I'd be very protective of myself and trying to elevate who I am way before I consider some of my peers. Especially when a hefty percentage of them aren't even sharing audio. Like why should I be doing my part to save someone who cannot take a few seconds to hit "record" for social media? It's pre-debut 101. Even the Niji plebs know this.
>>74445700
>>74445826
I like her design too, so for your sake anons I hope she is what you desire.
>>74445853
I genuinely believe the CEO knows he hired a bunch of duds who haven't got a clue how things work with this scam. I have a pal who auditioned for this. Professional grade microphone set up and already streams on the side. He got rejected. Meanwhile this? This was approved.
>>74445917
I wouldn't say being a fan of x or y is a negative. It's how you showcase your fandom. Shipping art is a huge red flag.
>>74446019
Little of A, Little of B.

>>74446129
Get with the times, she pivoted into the GFE teritory now.

>>74446334
Did any of them receive even 10 coworker's replies for their debut announcement? Considering the giant number of pairings possible, they barely interact.

>>74446324
From what I can tell you had to apply via a google doc. So probably their own app then, just like their upcoming debuts.

>>74446334
>I genuinely believe the CEO knows he hired a bunch of duds who haven't got a clue how things work with this scam. I have a pal who auditioned for this. Professional grade microphone set up and already streams on the side. He got rejected. Meanwhile this? This was approved.
Makes sense, with the TV reality angle in mind. Having a few socially dysfunctional participants in Big Brother keeps things interesting, I imagine having a few utterly terrible vtubers would have a similar effect here.

This is gonna be the greatest trashfire of all time. I don't even feel bad for the talents, if you heard the pitch and thought signing up for this was a good idea then you get what you deserve.

>>74445484
>LOOK AT HIM. TELL ME HOW HE WINS?!
Just has to get into backturn stance

>>74446358
>>74446129
Why would you look for GFE in a mixed gender wave environment?

So, are they going to keep those couple of terrible vtubers like Nox for entertainment purposes? You know, so >we have somebody to root against. A perfect heel?

Imagine, you're watching vtuber survivor. Your oshi needs 7 average viewers to make it to next week, but you and her 4 other regulars are all at work. You get home and try turning in her stream to find a blank page with her graduation notice.

The app is only out for iPhones and there's no way to watch on PC, either?
This is like a new burger joint only allowing you to pay through a special VISA credit card you have to apply for.

>>74446616
For shitposts. Mostly.

>>74446404
Well that's just it isn't it? A retweet to the same pool of followers / fan's isn't a logical move for growth. Let's assume that I am a hire right and I've got 135 followers. At least 30 of them is either co-talent or NEXAS related, based upon how these accounts have been set up. That means I somehow have alerted just around 100 or so names about my gen mates debut. But the active engagement clicks can be registered via likes and replies. Which are almost at zero. It's a dead end. No natural engagement. It just loops.
>>74446421
You make a valid point. Anyone with an ounce of understanding to how the system works or with long term aspirations would be a hurdle. Because if they get too big the scam becomes endangered as you have to give into said demands

>>74445484
What's the scam plan in your opinion? Selling the app?

>>74446674
Don't need to imagine it, that's what's going to happen in a week. My oshi, Nano is going to survive.

>bot your oshi or she FUCKING DIES
It's genius. They don't even need to pay for the bots themselves.

>>74446844
Selling the girls.

>>74440939
what the fuck is this shit?

They should have monthly Survivor style voting for someone to get terminated.

>>74446947
Crypto scam

>>74446947
27 aspiring vtubers enter.
The underperformers die.
Will your oshi survive, and get the prize of becoming a at best a low 3view?

>>74446249
Fillian is an unironic grifter, it's no surprise

>>74447084
That actually sound more kino than it actually is doesn't it?

>>74446844
The app itself will be used to collect / sell user data. That is a given. It's self-owned / made and therefore unlike YouTube / Twitch, they can determine who it is sold too. Might even mine crypto via your phone. Subject of the app, I think that talent will be put into a "bounty system" in which they have borderline affiliate links to push the app to determine pay or support. "Lulu had 20 downloads today huh? NOT ENOUGH"

I also think given the CEO's past and those involved via investment, that NFT's or A.I in some capacity will be shilled. This itself will lead to mass talent departures and allow for Harry to close up shop with a tasty profit.

Don't mind me, just screaming into the void until I die.

>>74447119
Depends on how much they commit to the competition, and whether the company collapses entirely before anything fun happens.

>>74447144
BASED, can't wait for this shit to start.

>>74447144
There is absolutely no way this doesnt turn into some dumb nft/crypto/ai shit you are absolutely right

>>74447202
We have multiple Filipinos and Indonesians hired. They'll make it bloody intentionally or not.

>>74441801
Imagine using an iphone

>>74442484
rollin

>24 VTUBERS ENTER, ONE WILL SURVIVE!
PICK YER VICTOR OF THE CRAB ROYALE #1 !!!

>Not 27?
Yes because it was 24 or 36, couldnt be arsed, skipped three homos, you wont know who anyways
>Place (you)r 1x Diamond on who (you) think will survive!
All bets will be pooled and distributed to winners. Place your bets now!

>>74447492
I'm so sorry, anon...

What kind of profit is there for chuubas? On a 10$ superchat, how much are they getting?

>>74441801
You apply for the alpha through a google doc. Iphones only.

>>74442484
Rolling

>>74442863
>ripped stockings
It's trash

>>74447515
◆ Rixxy

>>74447521
depends on the deal. 50% used to be standard. It can be as high as 80% with idol. VAllure gen 1 gets an 80% cut which rises to 90% after a year. Whore corpo is so generous and youtube takes a 30% cut of supas.

>>74447559
Please be a reverse trap

>>74442484
Rolling

>>74447515
ALL-IN ON ODDETTE!

>>74447551
Surely the app will have to go public before the debuts start.

>>74447515
Kyo is a wigger and therefore cannot be trusted

>>74442484
keep rollin rollin rollin (come on)

>>74447602
First column? I'm choosing Odette.

>>74447580
It would be funny if Anilive and Nexas took a third each.

>>74447515
I needed a couple of seconds to realise you changed their names. Pickme hallo, lmao.

>>74447515
C'mon Poette Evergreen!

>>74447576
Why are you gay?

Any talent with common sense will also stream on Twitch or YT as soon as they can.

I look like this, who should I watch

>>74447807
Noah merciless.

Any PRISMfags here? Was Cap a good CEO? Didn't he have like no graduations besided that fish girl for like a couple of years? I only remember Luto calling him a slave master and refusing to stream, but besides that wasn't he an okay CEO?

Thrills, Chills, Kills!
The game is starting soon, are you feeling confident in your choice of talents, anon? Puhuhu.

>>74447515
Cheering for Odette

>>74447515
Odette kill them all

>Boss, should we hire a testing team to test our app?
>Nah, make a vtuber company and debut 27 talents, the viewers will do the testing for free

>>74442484
I'm not downloading the app, but I will check a short.

27 vtubers, 1 platform, a LOT of backstabs and views begging! Who will get eliminated and get the mail of shame and who will win the prize of a ""successful" vtuber career?
Tune in next week here on TOTAL DRAMA NEXAS

>>74447515
>BANG! Nexass staff fire the starting gun!
Vtubers scurry, looking to make the right move in an increasingly competetive and saturated Vtubing scene!

>Runners:
Ken Kojima, Hiroshima, "Phelix", Poette, Piko, Jesus, Sheep, Melody and Lumiora all run for the hills right away! Getting a head start with an item is deemed not worth it, survival is key!

>Another selection of:
Noah, LuLu, Bakugan, Nox and Kiko all acquire weaponry. Looks like we know who has the balls in this wave!

>Supplies:
Tekken and Faelie runs off with backpacks containing a whole lot of NOTHING. Meanwhile Guro and Reverie finds supplies as the only collab happening tonight is Leobel and Enaria getting fishing supplies together...

>*BOOM*
Nexass cannon fires! WE HAVE A DEATH.
>*BOOM*
Two deaths!

While the others were busy acquiring loot, Nell, Rixxy and Odette scramble instantly as the games begin! A catfight except theres no cats and the result is LETHAL. RIXXY comes out on top slaying BOTH Nell and Odette in her aspiration to make it into the streaming top brass!
AI is the future it seems!


WHATS NEXT? FIND OUT DAY 2 ON THE CRAB ROYALE!

>>74448348

>>74448405
>Crowd favorite Odette instantly kwabs
WHAT THE FUCK

>>74448405
>Odette DOA
Kek

>>74448405
>Two of the notable ESL's are killed instantly

>>74448405
WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS FUCKING SCRIPT? FUCKING VINCE? DIMELESS TRASH

>>74448405
GET FUCKED ODETTEFAGS. AIBROS RIUN THIS BREAD!!!!

>>74448626
I FUCKING HATE ROBOTS

>>74446616
>Aia
>Scarle
>Elira
>Reimu
>Vivi
It’s not impossible

>>74448720
>>gfe
>>reimu
>after that whole vox drama
anon...

>>74448720
>>Vivi
Anon, please. This thread is enough of a shitpost as is

>>74448829
She still kisses for superchats years after Enna went mask-off and stopped doing so. If that’s not GFE, I dunno what is

>>74448829
Reimu cucked the nijisisters with her latina energy

Okay, but how will we watch them? There is like 0 people with the app downloaded here.

>>74448720
If you really wanted to give me exceptions you would have mentioned Lisa and Ami from tsundream

>>74448963
lul said she will stream on yt as well, so at least some of them are competent enough to multistream. that's why their twitch and yt are included in the OP

>>74446616
Because people don't learn from previous mistakes

>>74448926
You don't know what it is. Anyone can kiss a mic. In some European countries they kiss each other as a platonic greeting. I feel sorry for you if you ever meet a girl that gives you a platonic peck on the cheek. It happened to me in highschool T o T

>>74448829
A chuuba can still act GFE even if she's a cheating liar, if her fans are retarded enough they will eat it up

>>74440939
High tier shitpostig

https://youtube.com/shorts/ycrlgsRliUc?si=Dqh2AK_WLu3bmvDo
This kills the "rixxy is a whore" posters.

I'm going to be real, I think I'll check out Noah simply because he's like me.D8GS

>>74449099
So that's the answer to the original question.
>why would anon look for GFE in a mixed gender wave?
Answer: anon is indeed retarded

>>74448963
I signed up but it’s been like a day and they haven’t emailed me a response yet

>>74441862
Damn, so a worse nijisanji? Cuz even the "less successful" in the company still vibe with their userbase.

>>74449037
They can stream on yt all they want, but 1) I don't watch vertical streams, ever, and 2) I don't watch mixed gender shit. And if they're on tw*tch instead of yt I won't be watching either.

Why did they give Lulu the biggest tits in the company? That’s just straight up not fair to everyone else.

Tourist here. Fine, I'll watch this stupid battle royale, even though I've just gotten back from Japan and will only get 6 hours of sleep before the first one's debut. I swear to Christ, if the sleep deprivation doesn't give me a brain tumor, the debuts will.

>>74448405
THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PbgLpS9kpo

DAY 2: CRAB ROYALE

>BOOM
I FORGOT CLOTHO ALSO DIED LAST TIME KEK, FORGETTABLE ALREADY

>3 parted bangs guy with a mask making a wooden spear
Where have I seen that one before?

>Kiko practices archery!
Excellent choice, honing her skills in order to kill off competition. PINK GIRL HYPE, PINK GIRL HYPE!

>COLLABS:
Hiroshima and Enaria are collabing today! They decided however to split up and gather resources for their alliance!

Noah being the normal handsome fat and kind guy he is charms Melody with his puffy cheeks and they decide to collab today!

>*BOOM*
Nox whips out a knife from her goth stompers. Is she the menhera of the wave? She likes being edgy at least. We will follow her development closely. Maybe she decides to invest in a better microphone sooner rather than later?

>Jesus injures himself
The eternal martyr, what a fag

Pickme and Leobel dont fear stooping as low as steaing views from their wavemates Rixxy and Guro respectively!

Meanwhile Femboy Felix makes a run for it as he was approached by the much more masculine LuLu Lasso! Sheep makes an effort to kill of Lumiora in a battle for who gets to keep their colour scheme! Lumiora runs away before they can resolve it however.

>Reverie runs away from Ken
Is Ken Komija the sexpest of Nexass? Worth noting.

>*BOOM*
Faelie had somehow injured Poette while we were not looking! She does the humane and natural thing and end the poor woman's life so she don't have to suffer. There can only ONE forest-mommy!

Day 2 is over! What will DAY 3 bring?
FIND OUT SOON ON Nexass™'s "CRAB ROYALE"

>>74449282
>#2
Mel Nekomata doesn't do mixed streams, she's debuting soon so you can watch her at least.

>>74449201
That's also the answer to "Why anon hate e-thots but watch e-thots with an anime avatar"

>>74449366
>Is she the menhera of the wave?
Her oshi is Mysta. Yes.

>>74449525
I keep it simple. I like e-thots.

>>74447515
Bakugan (holy fuck that's his name?) will win. Being an assasin is too much of a boost.

>>74449366
Wait shit he's already dead

>>74449037
But did she say she'll stream on yt and scam app simultaneously?

>>74447580
VAllure gen 1 cut rises to 85% after a year and what the whore said was that she would like to look into 90% for the second renewal but that's not ironed out yet

>>74449366
>Noah and Melody Cornelia work together for the day.
He’s in, Noahchads

>>74448405
Shit i am late, gonna bet on melody

>>74449366
DAAAAYYY 3: CRAB ROYALE!

>*BOOM*
Phelix could not stomach working alongside scary LuLu Lasso! He runs for it! He tries to graduate but BOOM little did he know that it was a trigger Harry had set to deny him the honour by clipping him with a TERMINATION!

>STABILITY:
Enaria is (pon)dering around, losing sight of her whereabouts. Woops! Head empty tee-hee~
Lumiora did not take the murder attempt from the Sheep well, she might turn menhera, watch out!
Faelia is living her best life in the meanwhile as the sole queen of the forest!

COLLABS:
Nox and Gure collabs, yuribating as they get cozy with each other, Sheep and Rixxy sees the success of this and throws a collab of their own!
MEANWHILE, LuLu with another Homo Collab! Hiroshima is the latest target of her vixen charms! They sleep together (in shifts) to stay safe!

>DONATIONS:
We have our first akasupas ladies and gentlemen!
Noah receives medical supplies in a donation message from an ANONYMOUS donor! We saw some support for Noah in the earlier threads. Any anon wanna come clean?

Pickme does what she does best and caters to her paypigs! She gets a useful dono. A donation of EXPLOSIVES!!! What will she do?

*BOOM*
Jesus had enough of the peaceful life. Pink girl represents lust and must be cleansed! Knife to the HEAD and Kiko is DEAD!

This concludes day 3!

STICK AROUND FOR DAY 4 of CRAB ROYALE! Sponsored by Nexass™

>*BOOM*
Tekken mask spear guy couldnt handle it. He has an identity crisis and AN HEROs!

>

>>74450892
>The wigger kills himself
Shame the Niji wigger didn't do the same

>>74450892
Message got partway overwritten I see but you can figure the rest out from the pic if something is amiss!

>>74450892
>Lumington questions her sanity
Menherabros... it's our time...

at least one of you has to be there to record the god awful ccv the debuts are going to have

>>74451349
>Requires iOS and approval via a form
It will be a miracle if any anon commits

>>74450892
DAY 4: CRAB ROYALE!

Slow start today! Nani Gure receives her first donation of clean water from anon. Seems like she is doing alright for herself.

COLLABS:
Plenty of collaborations in todays stream!
Jesus and the Lamb look for resources together while TWO trios of bloodthirsty wavemates have other plans!
LuLu Lasso, Ken Kojima and Enaria form their own collab group. What will we call it? Regardless, they are out to kill!
Faelie, Melody and Pickme forms their own clique to do the same. But these groups have yet to meet on the field. Nox pays attention and hides for now. While Reverie stumble upon the not so sane anymore Lumiora and flees!

>*BOOM*
Someone graduates. But HOW? No fighting happened today. Oh boy, it is your guy Noah! He dies from the complications of being a fat-ass who cant take care of himself. Unfortunate!

Meanwhile Rixxy is out there, stealing views from Hiroshima.

STAY TUNED FOR DAY 5!

>>74451419
Some of the recent graduations and terminations. TOTAL HOMO DEATH? We'll see soon

>>74451419
Give me that sweet rixxywinslol

>>74451349
>>74451395
I hope the jellyfag in the previous thread who was trying to get the app is up for some journalism.

>>74451349
There is no way to watch them. Nobody got approved for an app. This is a shitstorm in the making. The app doesn't exist. Who knows if the chuubas exist.

>>74451419
DAY 5: CRAB ROYALE!

TENSIONS RISING!

One of the recent collab groups including Jesus, Melody and Nox find a lone Faelie and attempts to bully her into graduation! But she did not fall for it, as she rules the forest she does not fear defending herself by her camp!

Ken, LuLu and Enaria spot Gure, but with the recent monetary success their attacks are futile. How can they compete with organic popularity?

>COLLABS:
Pickme convinces Hiroshima the prettyboy to guest her stream only to flirt with him on stream. The other day she was doing GFE, whats going on here? Will her fans tolerate this?

>*BOOM!*... *BOOM!*
Two graduations tonight! Lumiora and Rixxy and Reverie were involved. As Rixxy and Lumiora was talking Reverie joins unnanounced and NUKES the living FUCK out of their streams. Rixxy and Lumiora are gone...

Not many remain. Who will be the victor?
Sheep? She is being cute and silly right now, maybe she is too likeable to fail.

FIND OUT ON DAY 6 of CRAB ROYALE!

>>74451803
REV YOU FUCKING WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>74451803
>Rev who has barely tweeted killing of two crowd favs
Our heel has emerged

That's it, I'm gonna anti Rev.

>>74451803
Fuck, I was hoping for Rixxy vs Lulu

>>74451964
She has a lot of shorts on youtube.

>>74452059
>All those shorts
>Posted none to twitter
HOW INEPT ARE YOU WOMAN

>>74452126
Her ani is on fire, so much content there.

>>74451803
DAY 6: CRAB ROYALE!

Anons invested, waifu graduated. PL known? Doubtful with this bunch of literal WHO's. Its high time to get closer to success! Who will become an successful VTuber in the end? Wont be long until we find out!

>DONATIONS:
Lets go through donations first this time!
LuLu gets her first SUPA. And it contains FOOD! Architect bros afraid she will lose boob-fat if she doesnt eat enough? Or maybe they want MORE!

Nani Gure? Another SUPA? Explosives! She is FARMING.

>COLLABS:
Faelie invites prettyboy Hiroshima over to collab for today. Great success, maybe?
Melody and Nox work together for resources. Uninspired but at least they are doign something.

>Reverie
The maniac mommy from last day is practicing her archery. She has killed before and is ready to do so again to make it.

>Ken Kojima
Builds a house. Brilliant Kojimbo!

>*BOOM*
While Enaria is hiding she watches a spectacle unfold. Jesus and Pickme is trying to kill the sheep even though Jesus was collabing with her just yesterday! What a backstabbing cunt!

WELL, SHEEP STRONG! What Jesus and Pickme did not understand was that the sheep could bench more than both of them combined, not surprising considering how long it was since Jesus last ate that lanklet cunt!

Sheep kills them both! GO SHEEP GO!!!


DAY 7 SOON!

>>74452249
/wool/ stands tall

>>74452249
Esi all the fucking way

I can't believe she went through the effort of funding an entire falseflag vtuber agency + third party app just to make VAllure look good! That's crazy!

>>74452294
だれ

The mascot is a real cutie, I'll give them that much.
Maybe I'll draw porn if I dont forget about this corpo.

>>74440939
Battle Royal LMAO good one

>>74452249
DAY 7: CRAB ROYALE!

WHAT HAPPENS TODAY? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

A peaceful day as NO graduations take place. Everyone must be afraid of their own position, too careful to make a move right now.

>COLLABS:
Faelie noticed Reveries crazy bitch energy and decides to tend to her wounds as is in her nature (kek). Maybe that will put her in her good side!

LuLu drafts up yet ANOTHER homo-collab! Ken is on her stream and they discuss the other graduations.

Nani Gure and Sheep has both done well for themselves so they team up, thinking that they both can make it! WAGMI!

>MENHERA HOURS:
Melody had enough, her attempts to join a clique and bully others failed miserably and despite some anons predictions of her having main character energy she is suffering from impostor syndrome as everything she has done so far has been bland and complete side character stuff! She asks Enaria to get her terminated but Enaria refuses.

>DONATIONS:
Nox gets a hatchet. I think anons have a fetish for supplying this Goth Girl with sharp and dangerous objects..

>Prince Charming
Sleeps the day away!

DAY 8 IS AROUND THE CORNER, SURELY MORE GRADUATIONS AND TERMINATIONS ARE ON THEIR WAY!

>>74452489
Draw her as one of those thoroughly humiliated street whores that basically look like their pimp might snuff them the next time they don't meet quota

>>74452294
this bitch needs to learn to stay her lane but i hope her cat doesn't die in the next days

>>74452578
My money on Nox

>>74452489
not just a mascot, but an actual AI vtuber they made last summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKSR3oJuf7o

>>74452578
>Melody had enough, her attempts to join a clique and bully others failed miserably
Should have joinned Niji EN

>>74452385
Riitards congregate in the strangest places while waiting for /vag/. It's kind of cozy running into each other like this.

>>74452578
DAY 8: CRAB ROYALE!

SOLO STREAMS are the hot new thing!

COLLABS are of the past!


>SOLO:
Ken decides to take a hike but in the literal sense.

Enaria does nothing interesting and Melody looks for water. Survival insticts kicking in after being denied death yesterday!

Nani Gure does a crafting stream, picking and making hand crafted decorations from flowers! Lovely little niche, el creatividad? Her streams certainly topped the superchat charts recently so whatever she is doing she does well!

Pretty Boy Hiroshima goes hunting, Reverie is clumsy and injures herself.

LuLu is questioning herself. Maybe spamming homo collabs was not good for streams or her mental health?

>COLLAB:
Did I say collabs are a thing of the past? Yes, but ONE of them still happened!

Sheep and Nox decided to collab. With the past track record we cant really know who is more dangerous, the Goth or the Sheep? Well together they were lethal because...
>*BOOM*
...Faelia graduates at the hands of Sheep and Nox. One less in the competition!

DAY 8 CONCLUDES. DAY 9 ON THE HORIZON!

>>74441497
fuck, I've wanted a snow owl chuuba for awhile but I ain't downloading some shitty app.

>>74452929
Goth Sheep combo is just Lisa

Your future oshi is in this thread right now. Say something encouraging to her.

>>74453009
- Avoid the males, they are clearly dead weight
- Embrace smut. Porn trends and it's free exposure
- Don't chase trends if you aren't comfortable with those types of games. You'll look stupid

So is anyone here going to restream the debuts for the niggas who don't have iOS/don't want to install a shady, unfinished app?

>>74452933
Don't worry, you can't download it.

>>74453100
There is no app, it was a scam all along.

>>74441698
This guy sounds like the Stockton Rush of Vtubing

>>74452929
DAY 9: CRAB ROYALE!

WAVE IS THINNING, ONLY 9 LEFT!

>COLLABS:
NONE

>SOLO:
Reverie decides to oversleep, missing her schedules stream today! Oops!

Melody has caught second wind, after previous clique failures and suicidal thoughts she tries to reform. She is on her own but she actually starts believing in herself! Maybe she can win!

Ken Kojima gets a dono. Fujo anons has arrived!

Nani Gure forgets she is competing and streams as normal. Maybe thats a good sign?

Enaria does nothing interesting AGAIN. Runt of the gen? Seems like it right now.

>*BOOM*

Hiroshima commited Nagasaki and Nuked Nox! She is GONE! Rest in pieces any goth gf dreams anons had!

>*BOOM*

Another forceful graduation? Yes.

Sheep and LuLu have been at each others throats. Seeking sympathy from viewers in their dispute. With their respective track record the outcome is EASY.

S H E E P S U P R E M A C Y

LuLu ended her last stream. So long cowboy!


DAY 9 CLOSES

DAY 10 SOON!

>>74442484
Give me my nigga Noah

This is also who we have to bet on for the death game, right?

>>74442484
Fuck it, I’ll roll

>>74453325
>Everyone the thread is interested in bar the sheep left
This is gonna be dire

>>74453407
I still have my /choc/ girl

>>74442484
Rollin

Anons... none of them said anything about debut streams being on youtube. What kind of high-level scam is this? Captain wouldn't do this, right?

>>74453325
DAY 10: CRAB ROYALE!

THE FEAST! Nexass™ Sponsored event!

Our dear Nexass VTubers got the opportunity to join their first internal event! NOONE SHOWS UP! HAH!

>*BOOM*
What? It was event day, what the fuck is going on?

Oh...

Reverie's clumsiness had her fall and injure herself. She decided to take a permanent leave because "toe hort"

I guess not everyone is cut out to work in the industry...


MORE ACTION COMING DAY 11!

>>74453521
Rixxychads send their regards, whore.

>>74453521
The trans fella is gonna win isn't he? NEXAS the woke corpo

>>74449302
It's supposed to be Battle Royale anon, it's inherently unfair. Some students got a 9 mm pistol and some got a damn lid to a pot.

>>74453521
Eat shit rev

>>74453521
DAY 11: CRAB ROYALE!

NOT MANY STREAMERS LEFT

>NO STREAMS
That too anons! Nothing happens today except for a collab between Hiroshima and Enaria (she is the runt anyways so this should barely hurt her)

Ken travels even higher. Is he yearning to become a monk at a mountain top? Will he achieve enlightment? Either way he has been staying in his own lane for some time now. Maybe he will achieve the Legendary Brotuber form?

Lets find out soon!

>Melody got her first supa
Yeah yeah, congrats

WE AWAIT DAY 12 IN HOPES OF MORE ACTION! HOW MANY CAN SURVIVE 2 WEEKS POST DEBUT?

>>74453675
>Ken Kojima keeps going higher
Is he a porter? KOJIMA YOU MADMAN

>>74453675
Hey! She is my runt, okay?

>>74453675
DAY 12: CRAB ROYALE!

BOOM! ACTION! CUT!

The silence before the storm is over!

>Sheep!
Esila dominates Hiroshima in CCV, supas and every single metric imaginable! He surrenders to SHEEP SUPREMACY and promises to never bother her again... maybe?

>*BOOM*
Nani Gure the Supa-queen gives Enaria an ultimatum. If her boring ass wants to share some paypigs she has to decide who graduates and who doesnt. In a choice between Melody and Ken.

Enaria remembers she collabed with Ken once but never Melody so the choice is clear. BROS BEFORE HOES!

Melody is GONE!


STAY TUNED FOR DAY 13! Unlucky day for some? Lucky day for others? We'll see!

>>74447988
Even if he's good, that just means AniLive is being conducted in earnest.
NEXAS is still scam central

>>74453899
DAMNIT ESILA, YOU HAD HIM. YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HIM

>>74449037
They're all pushing the app for the debut so even if they are going to be active on other platforms, I think the debuts will be exclusive to AniLive

>>74453899
Sweety plot armor tho, is he the Nexas protagonist?

>>74453899
DAY 13: CRAB ROYALE!

Another calm before the storm...


The VTubers reflect on their strategies in the wake of recent events.

>SOLO
Hiroshima crafts a slingshot. What will he do with it? Streamsnipe a wavemember?

Ken after his journey to the peak manages to exert some Brotuber energy in his return-stream. Somehow this meant a few coomers bailed on the sheep and opened his stream instead today! Maybe they felt inspired by his new fitness guy guru talk. Maybe its just temporary...

>COLLAB:
Nani Gure rewards Enaria by mending her ego. It seems like Enaria is Gure's pet at this point, at the mercy of her whims!


NOTHING ELSE TODAY, DAY 14 TOMMORROW: BE THERE OR BE SQUARE!

>>74454074
Jesus fuck is there also a sphinx that has to ask me 3 riddles as well?

>>74454127
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WATCH ME YOU MUST SOLVE MY RIDDLES 3

>>74452489

>>74454186
Woman of the people

>>74454127
LUTHOR: IF YOU WANT TO WATCH VTUBERS, SOLVE MY MAZE!

>>74454101
DAY 14: CRAB ROYALE!

How are the blonde homos so strong?

Fujo money? Fujo doxxsisters? Something is out of place here...

>*BOOM*
OUT OF NOWHERE Nanu Gure is DOXXED to OBLIVION! Past Life! Past boyfriends! Past EVERYTHING is leaked by totally-not-LK signed "S.H" in a 10 PAGE document!

WHAT THE FUCK! Nani Gure cant keep her paypigs like this. Fearing for her privacy she decides to graduate on the spot... Rest in peace supa-queen!

>Meanwhile
Sheep and Enaria gets along while Ken continues solo streaming (staying in his lane), it seems to be working


WHAT NOW?
DAY 15 WILL TELL!

>>74454362
DAY 15: CRAB ROYALE!

WE ARE PAST TWO WEEKS OF STREAMING! ONLY 4 VTUBERS LEFT IN THE FIRST EVER NEXASS™ WAVE!

>Ken and Sheep
Ken being the enlightened brotuber he pivoted to he decided that stealing Sheep's viewers wasnt enough! He must end her whole CAREER! But the sheep is nimble and dodges his attempts to overlap her streams by changing up her schedule!

>Enaria and Hiroshima
Enaria has collabed with Hiroshima in the past, nothing surprising here. She flirts with him because she likes it. She never cared for Unicorns anyways!

DAY 15 OVER
DAY 16 NEXT!

>>74454362
I can't wait until we reach the point in this crab game where they start doxxing each other.

>>74440939
funny thread

>>74454498
DAY 16: CRAB ROYALE!

WHO DIES TODAY? SOMEONE SURELY!

>COLLAB:
Enaria continues homo-collabing. After a lot of hesitation Ken decides to join her stream for old times sake! They had collabed before. Ken reveals he reached enlightment. He explains that brotubing is nothing but a pipe-dream. Theres no audience for it! Fags dont watch brotubers, fujos dont, normal people watch girls. She might as well take his fanbase and leave him in the dirt!
>*BOOM*
Enaria has refused before. And she is reluctant still. But after Ken spends over two whole hours trying to press his thoughts into her small empty head she decides to comply. Ken graduates with a final wish. For Enarias success!

>SOLO:
Sheep has a good time, feeling happy feeling good. All is good in the neighbourhood.

Hiroshima does a cooking stream. LOL

DAY 16 ENDS!

Sheep and TWO Homos! Who woulda THUNK? Maybe Nexass is a fujo-company in the end. Some anons did draw parallells to Niji-sisters. Maybe they are abandoning ship for the sheep? Kek


LETS SEE WHAT DAY 17 HAS TO OFFER!

>>74454742
*Correction. TWO GIRLS and ONE HOMO

>>74454742
Anon, Enaria is a female...

>>74454742
Ken reached such heights during his climbs, he knew death was the only way to reach the peak

>>74445018
Next OP?

>>74454858
Yup.

>>74440939
Actual abomination

>>74442484
rollan

>>74454971
>purson
He never stood a chance

>>74454742
DAY 17: CRAB ROYALE!

THREE LEFT, DOWN TO TWO SOON?

>Enaria
After Ken's graduation and her recent experiences she seems to have grown into her VTuber persona better. She can't help to always notice however how effortlessly the Sheep streams. She decides to spend the day stalking her to figure out how to improve her own streams. Maybe she will be THE Nexass mascot at the end of the day!

>Hiroshima
Prince Charming announces a small leave. He is going skating in Canada over the weekend

The weekend passes however...

>*BOOM*
Apparently it was all an excuse. Hiroshima caved under his own mental pressure of being the sole guy left now that Ken is gone and he did not like it. Therefore he ended up never returning...

Two remain. Sheep and whatever Enaria is supposed to be. >Liliales. A flower I guess?


ANY DAY COULD BE THE LAST. WILL IT BE DAY 18?
UPDATES COMING FAST AND WILL BE SPOILERED NOW! STAY TUNED!

>>74454742
>makes it to top 4
>fucking kills himself
Why tho?

>>74455048
ESILA LOOK OUT

>>74455048
>whatever Enaria is supposed to be. >Liliales. A flower I guess?
Wine hag was her twitter gimmick in the lead up to debut

I swear if the sheep fag rigs this. Enaria is the true winner.

>>74446249
Grifter lecturer for a grifter agency. Pottery.

>>74455048
watamelon shall prevail

>>74442484
roll

>>74455198
Why are people calling her a grifter?

>>74455259
Because shes a twitch vtuber and isn’t in Holo basically

>>74455048
DAY 18: CRAB ROYALE!

WE HAVE A WINNER! DING DING DING!

Only Sheep and Enaria remains. Does the sheep have an advantage? Some may say so considering her effortless streaming up til now. Enaria has gone through a real character arc though, maybe that is the real main character energy?

I could not have made a better script on my own

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY OUR WINNER IS *drumrolls*
Esila Shephield!

S H E E P S U P R E M A C Y
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Thanks for joining us tonight anons! Is the events of the FIRST EVER Nexass™ CRAB ROYALE and indication of its future?

Maybe. Maybe not. Its not long before the debuts now! Lets have some fun lads!

Host Anon signing off!

>>74455113
Lol cope

RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED

>>74455361
>worst girls
No... Lulu...

>>74455361
why would she tries to run? its just a sheep

Really wish they streamed this on YouTube, if they were serious and planned on like cutting the person with the least views each week until only 3 were left, I would definitely watch them. Would be absolutely hilarious knowing 2-3 anons tabbing into a stream could be all it takes between unemployed and corporate 2view.

>>74455398
>10k porno girl
>not the worst of the worst
lulucommunists are delusional

>>74455361
Esila is a true /wool/ sheep

>>74455361
There's no way to watch the real thing, so this is all canon in my heart.

>>74442484
CUTE GIRL CUTE GIRL NO MALES CUTE GIRL AAAAND STOP!

So uhh… where do I download the app? The cowgirl slut interests me

>>74455361
GG Host anon

>>74456311
>another one falls for the scam
lmao

>>74452218
Really? That's the last place they should post to.

>>74456311
https://anilive.app/

>>74456390
No? The app doesn't exist. Still waiting for someone to take a screenshot.

>>74449525
Calm down, Hana

>rixxy's short went from 0 views to 150 views
>/vt/ singlehandedly picked her out of the bucket
Bros? Is this the good ending? Did we save her?

>>74456494
At least the app has to be real. The CEO is the former Prism Project guy and Anilive is one of the offkai sponsors.

>>74456947
>Bros? Is this the good ending? Did we save her?
She, Lulu, the sheep and the jellyfish seem to have some saviourfags here. Men are doomed tho'

>>74456998
owl?

>>74457095
Owlfags said they'd not risk the app. They aren't committed to the saving

>>74457135
Take a screenshot of the app right now. Show me Noah's profile.

>>74456998
Noah can pull through if he pulls a MAGGED meme like the Homostars did

>>74457230
That was a top down designed meme pushed by Mori and her orbiters on /vt/. At least we got tits out of the whole thing.

>>74457335
Damn, Mori looks like THAT?

>Answered the form earlier today
>No response
>Check the forms now
>They made a a new form just for androidfags like me
Was I the first person to answer the form or something?

>>74457335
>Mori
Don't bring my owlshi into this shit

>>74457482
Yeah, probably.

I'll post my balls if Rixxy asks me to.

>>74457482
bruh

https://x.com/LuLu_Lasso/status/1783575504819294457
https://x.com/LuLu_Lasso/status/1783575504819294457
https://x.com/LuLu_Lasso/status/1783575504819294457

>>74457860
I'm gonna give Lulu a tribute at this rate

>>74457860
Smells fishy, why would she edit 27 debuts?

>>74457860
>I will edit it myself
>for all 27 talents
Oh god, this is gonna be a Selen situation all over again, isn’t it?

>>74457931
Seems like Lulu is Harry's wife and she has to clean the mess he made.

>>74457926
>>74457931
You dumb fucks, this is a power play
>Edit them down
>Put it on her channel
>She gets the views

You can't save them.

>>74457135
Upon finding out it's iOS only, I couldn't view it even if I was willing to risk downloading it. Sorry my Owlshi...

>>74458069
You forget the best part, she uploads it to her ani channel.

>>74458069
disgusting whore, others can't get their own 5 minutes of fame, it's all about the cow tits.

>>74458125
They updated the form to now include Android

>>74458069
>edits all the other girls to show their worst moments so she comes out looking the best
GASLIGHT
GATEKEEP
GIRLBOSS

>>74458220
>Thank you so much for your interest in AniLive! We know you are probably eager to test out AniLive and we feel the same way as well. That's why our development team is working hard to prepare the Android version for AniLive.

>>74458256
I'll kneel if true

>>74458281
I want to give them viewership, why are they shooting themselves in the foot