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>Fauna is mimicking E*ves
>she even has those ugly, repulsive ears in the thumbnail

Absolutely vile. I can barely look at it without feeling the urge to vomit.

>> No.74413938

>>74413630
She's just culturally appropriating them, which is based because it makes knife ears seethe.

>> No.74413964

ears like a knife, nothing but strife

>> No.74414225

>>74413630
Cope dwarfcel. Leave your mother's cavern for once.

>> No.74414399

>dwarfcucks shitting up the catalog again
don't you have some gay ass rocks to mine or something manlet?

>> No.74414535

>>74413630
As long as its no an elder scrolls kind of elf we are good.

>> No.74414543

fuck elves

>> No.74414577

>>74414225
>>74414399
fairyseethe

>> No.74414586
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>>74414225
>>74414399
>he actually fetishizes those awful pointed ears

In better eras, people like you used to be in mental asylums.

>> No.74414615
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I wish real people had long ears, it's not "hot" but it makes people look "complete". To me, anyway.
I like elves. A lot. Welcome to the forest nerd(s).

>> No.74414659

>>74413630
fuck off Garithos
you're DEAD

>> No.74414736

>>74413630
Calm down Flare.

>> No.74414780

>"aye I do wish that Fauna was a 3' tall, barrel shaped dwarf 'female' with visible facial hair"
Cavernfags, everyone

>> No.74415051

>>74414780
>Wanting a 2,000 year old hag that makes you eat grass and live in a hollowed out tree

>> No.74415401

final fauna yab, this is going into the book of grudges

>> No.74415690

>>74413630
Ahem
"Around elves...

>> No.74416050

>>74414577
>>74414586
drinking alcohol isn't a personality

>> No.74416242

>>74413630
Dwarven hands wrote this post

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>>74414543
i will!

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>>74413630
Riifu...

>> No.74416869

it's called MANkind not ELFkind alright? praise the LORD

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>>74413630
I see a fa/tg/uy has ventured onto /vt/...

>> No.74417099

>>74413938
>cultural appropriation
No, this is just the next step in becoming Lamy.

>> No.74417446

>>74415051
t. shroom picking caveman

>>74416855
Her
NUMBERS
U
M
B
E
R
S

>> No.74417578

>>74417446
numbers like spending 70K of her own money to recruit the best whores. See you fags in /vag/ in June

>> No.74417600

Never ask a dwarf the race of his gf

>> No.74418890

>>74416050
why don't you go frolic in a forest for a few hundred years?

>> No.74422875

>>74413630
Why are Dwarves like this?

>> No.74423000

>>74413630
built for BOC (Big Orc Cock)

>> No.74423348

>>74413630
made for Big Human Cock, knife-ears and heightlets need not reply

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>>74413630
Discount Riifu

>> No.74423493
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74423493

Elves are for _______

>> No.74423566

>>74413630
>E*ves
FUCKING DROPPED. FUCKING SPEND MONTHS IN THE CAVES MINING GOLDS FOR HER. HOPE HER FOREST GETS INVADED BY ORCS. DISGUSTING FILTHY KNIFE EAR

>> No.74423820

>>74423493
servicing orcs

>> No.74423865
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74423865

>>74413630
>>74413938
>>74413964
>>74414543
>>74414577
>>74414586
>>74415690
>>74416869
>>74416999
>>74418890
>>74423000
>>74423348
>>74423566
Seethe, Monkeigh, seethe! Hahahahaha!!

>> No.74424014
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>>74413630

>> No.74424039

>>74413630
>Smell of mine dwelling literal sub-humans
You dwarfkeks should do what your race is ment to do, slave away in the mines.

>> No.74424287

>>74424039
And then die forgotten when they dig up something evil.

>> No.74424324

>>74413630
Flare, it's OK you need to accept your dark elve self, you're beautiful and fucking sexy even this filthy human would love to have sex with you

>> No.74424557

>Elves doxx site went down
No wonder this thread reeks of elvesister. Reminder all elves are bunch of cheating whore.

>> No.74424702

>>74424557
Mancels seething

>> No.74424752

Inshallah we will send the Dwarves back to the deepest depths.

>> No.74424777

>>74424557
Cope, dwarfcel

>> No.74424822

>>74423430
kek

>> No.74424874

Best thread in the catalog

>> No.74424918

>>74424557
Why are Dwarfbeats like this?

>> No.74424993

>>74423493
Servicing goblin cock

>> No.74425088

>>74413630
DWARFNIGGERS GET THE ROPE

>> No.74425138
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74425138

dwarfcels can only get off to cunny because the flat surface reminds them of their safecaves
picrel is the ideal dwarf woman

>> No.74425295

>>74413630
Exactly, she is so ugly and her asmr suck so much, now i need lot of tissue to wipe my vomit

>> No.74425348

>>74423865
>Elves
>Gets raped by every race possible
Elves deserve to get decapitated.

>> No.74425366

>>74425295
kys goblinfag

>> No.74425456

>>74424918
a fucking DWARFBEAT?!

>> No.74425557

>>74425138
>no hair
how is it ideal? you should have posted one of those hairy rugs

>> No.74425573

>>74425295
>goblinkek exposes himself
go back to watching matuli, greenskin

>> No.74425579

Am I the only one who thinks elves arnt even real? I've see a goblin before, I've seen a dwarf before, but an elf? That's fairy tale shit. I've never seen one in all of my travels. Fake shit made up by the dumb witches across the creek.

>> No.74425596

>>74425138
>Dwarves be like
>HUMAN, THIS IS A BLUE BOARD AIEEEEEE!!
KEEKKKKKKK

>> No.74425612

>>74425456
The worst scum in this hall.

>> No.74425621

>>74425579
human hands wrote this post

>> No.74425651

>>74425579
Elves are very real one sucked me off when I was just going to get some syrup from a tree.

>> No.74425659
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>>74425557
for you haglover dwarves

>> No.74425756

>>74425579
do humans really...?

>> No.74425768

>>74425651
it's true, I was the tree

>> No.74425783

>>74425621
>>74425756
Keep believing in fairy tales LMFAO grow up

>> No.74425849

>>74413630
clean off your keyboard, your dirty dwarven hands have made it messy

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>>74425579
you really think those witches are smart enough to keep up a conspiracy like that? take your tincture, humanchama

>> No.74425865

>>74425596
my fucking sides this made me laugh more than it shouldve

>> No.74425894

>>74425783
herbs now

>> No.74425933

this thread made my night, thanks guys

>> No.74425946

>>74425659
UARGHHH MY DWARVEN DIIIICCKKKKKKKK

>> No.74425966

>>74413630
So true, dwarfsis

>> No.74425972

>>74425946
>literally diamonds

>> No.74425991

>>74425946
What dwarven dick?

>> No.74426030

>>74425946
ROCK AND STONE

>> No.74426038

>human hours
>dwarf shitflinging increases tenfold
Yeah, I'm thinking falseflag

>> No.74426037

>>74413630
Around elves...

>> No.74426059

>>74413630
Fauna deserves a real hairy forest to explore. Something that elfkeks could never provide

>> No.74426126

>>74425991
Inside your elven whore oshi

>> No.74426200

>>74425768
holy shit a treant on 4trees?

>> No.74426240
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>>74413630
As a Goblin Lord, this amuses me

>> No.74426368

>>74425857
>Witches
>Bitches
All witches are whore.

>> No.74426535

>>74413630
Slimechads, our time will come soon. Stay patient

>> No.74426587

>>74426126
Dwarf "logic", everyone. How can something that does not exist be inside anyone's oshi?

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>>74426200
>>74425768
branchfags think this is cute, but its fucking sick and im tired of them shitting up the thread
go back to /po/, you're somehow worse than the gobnigs

>> No.74426694

>>74426587
Ill hire a group of hobgoblin to rape your oshi. Lets see if your elves oshi fights back or turns herself into a cock sleeves.

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>>74413630
>>74413964
>>74414543
>>74415690
>>74426037
You know you like it

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>>74426535
whats the matter oozecuck, did you oshi get tummy hort and can't maintain humanoid slime form long enough to fucking stream? fucking puddle streamers

>> No.74426906

>>74426535
>oozebegger
Kys slime

>> No.74427150
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>>74426535
>my oshi can be any size or shape, that's why slim-
slimeniggers get off to tsundere jello, unironically kys

>> No.74427192

>>74413630
I HATE Elves

>> No.74427221

>>74426694
they're just gonna start gobooning the moment they see anything remotely curvy she'll be fine.

>> No.74427660
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What's going on here?

>> No.74427881

>>74427660
Rockfuckers, Slimeslurpers, and Greenskins lusting after Fauna. You know, shit that usually happens during these hours

>> No.74427994

>>74427881
>Rockrapist board.
Mods are paid dwarves shill

>> No.74428017

>>74426776
is this dwarf based on varg

>> No.74428060

>>74426694
With what, Dwarfbeat? You have no cock and no gold.

>> No.74428110

>>74427994
/vt/ is a DwarfCHAD board
Go back to munching Lembas

>> No.74428182
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74428182

>>74413630
ORUKU BORUGU !

>> No.74428232

>/vt/ suddenly has /tg/-tier fantasy race shitposting
Now we're fucking talking. You don't even need the other boards anymore.

>> No.74428415

>>74413630
>pandering to literal lembas eaters
Fauna, why are you doing this

>> No.74428427

>>74413630
Elf pussy fertile, give birth to strong orc, breed and reproduce until orc clan filled once again.

>> No.74428555
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>>74428182
retard

>> No.74428602

>>74428427
>ESL
Why is this orcnigger still not banned?

>> No.74428677

>>74428427
elf uaaahgof'n ng fhtagnor ehyeeog eggs. Ahuaaah tentacles ng h' uaaah birth ehyeeog gof'nnn.
elf reproduce and lay many eggs. Use tentacles and make her birth many offspring

>> No.74428734

>>74413630
Here you go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYex6Otoi-c

>> No.74428820

Is Ina an elf

>> No.74428830

>>74428602
Mods will never ever range ban the greenskins and you know it

>> No.74428850

>>74428602
Orc no need your frilly words. Only strong cock and muscle needed. And elf pussy to give birth to strong orc. Female orc no exist.

>> No.74428868

>literal GREENSKIN hours
>literal ILITHID hours
>literal LEMBAS hours
/vt/ is truly the toilet of 4trees

>> No.74428930

Is irys an elf

>> No.74429022

do not have sex with elves they have bad pussy energy

>> No.74429067

>>74428850
You'll slip up one day, greenskin
Your oshi will be exposed for the whore she is and all that gold you pillaged to send her supas with will go to waste

>> No.74429112

>>74428930
Dont you dare compare lady IRyS with a literal knife ear. Ever since that coffee knifed ear elves Flare collab with lady IRyS, we can slowly witness Flare slowly hiding that shameful ear during her stream. Lady IRyS shows her how much cancerous it is being an elves. I can excuse her darkskin because us dwarves never really cared about skin colour. Unless its green.

>> No.74429131
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SEX WITH 109 YEARS OLD ELVES ToT
109 YEARS OLD ELF CHEST UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

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74429136

Yeah it's great, isn't it ?

>> No.74429172

>>74428820
No she's a tentacle beast

>> No.74429199

rangeban middle-earth

>> No.74429211
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>>74428930
>>74429112
stonecuck, did you say knife ear? your mutt oshi has knife ears, demon horns, crystal girl wings, and fangs
talk about race cucked

>> No.74429230

>the most popular vtuber, Gura, is aquatic
SahuaginCHADS run this board. Stay mad landcucks

>> No.74429243
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74429243

>>74429211
big words for someone who eats this

>> No.74429258

>>74429211
>product of systemic gangrapes

>> No.74429317

HalflingCHADS, how are we feeling right now?

>> No.74429332

>>74428677
Tentacle bros are aight. I was lost in the lightless whispering caves. Thought i was a goner. Then this tentacle thing show me the way out. Even gaved my a nice pendant. What a beast. One of these days i will sacrifice a fertile elf to one of you tentacle bros

>> No.74429352

>>74429131
>young elves are flat chested tsunderes
>mature elves are motherly titcows
Explain this phenomenon.

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>>74429230
>literal SEAnigger
>oshi became the ocean and he can't find her
>completely cucked by a cup
civilizationchads stay winning

>> No.74429373

>>74429211
It doesnt count. Shes only using those feature to get closer to her prey

>> No.74429421
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>>74429317
My oshi has a stream later, but I still gotta get my Longbottom Leaf ready

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>>74429243
>stoneniggers think this is peak
gives a whole new meaning to pocket sand

>> No.74429461

>>74429067
Dwarfcel using fancy words again.
Oshi is just hole to be used by me and birth more strong orc. That include dwarfcel oshi too.

>> No.74429507
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>>74413630
Fucking elves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

>> No.74429517
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74429517

A
Fucking
Nephalem

>> No.74429540

>>74428677
Since tentacles lay their eggs in women then cum in them and make them give birth, can they revitalize the barren wombs of hags? Can they make hag elves experience the miracles of childbirth?

>> No.74429623
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74429623

She's secretly a dark eldar from warhammer pretending to be a elf ... it's all fun and games now but later there will be screaming

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>>74429258
I wonder who was behind them...

>> No.74429900

>>74429435
less shitposting more lembas munching, knife-ear
you can't even buy merch with your leaves
Cover only takes 100% pure GOLD

>> No.74430010

>>74429435
Reminder. Dwarves run the economy. Without us, your oshi will end up in a whore house, sucking shrivelled old bag penis

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>>74426806
>>74426906
>>74427150
Seethe

>> No.74430078

>>74429808
KILL GNOMES
BEHEAD GNOMES
KICK GNOMES INTO A VOLCANO
STIR FRY GNOMES IN A WOK

>> No.74430182

>>74423865
GFYS warhammer chud, this hobby smells bad enough without you here.

>> No.74430196

>>74429461
Mods can't rangeban Greenskins fast enough, I swear

>> No.74430217
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>> No.74430216

>>74430010
>Digs up gold
>gives gold to oshi
>can hear the reluctance in her voice as she reads out his message
>sends his clan into debt for someone who rightfully sees him as scum
>dies unloved and unmourned
The fate of all dwarfcels

>> No.74430252

>>74430182
That's just your breath blowing back in your face. Brush your teeth for once, monkeigh.

>> No.74430270

>>74428427
why are you green

>> No.74430381

>>74430270
He can't help that but he can at least jump off a cliff to alleviate that mental retardation he's got going on.

>> No.74430438

>>74430067
>>74430217
Here i thought shes pure. Turns out shes a slimenigger. Dropped.

>> No.74430452

>>74413630
Why are dwarves like this?

>> No.74430473

>>74430452
too much booze and sucking in all that coal dust.

>> No.74430503

>>74423493
If you think about it, snow elf is quite unique as a concept, never saw it before her

>> No.74430540

sometimes I fear that some of this posting may in fact be unironic and that haunts my desire to laugh

>> No.74430575

>>74430540
>implying all this posting is ironic
herbs, now

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>>74429112

>> No.74430609

>leafco is down
>elfsisters flock /here/
>/vt/ suddenly turns into an even worse shithole

>> No.74430636

>>74430540
This Sprawling Board, A Mecca Of Madness And Morbidity. Your Work Begins...

>> No.74430648

>>74430540
Buddy had too much gnome shroom juice. Its okay bud, those pesky gone are known to drug and rape you.

>> No.74430649

>>74430217
that skull? mine

>> No.74430658

>>74430609
i wanna fix a cute elfsister femanon

>> No.74430668

>>74430649
A fucking slimebeat...

>> No.74430708

>>74430196
>>74430270
Mods are not gods, just more holes to birth orcs. bonus points if you get that reference
Also I green because your mother's hole birth my strong genes.

>> No.74430729

>>74430216
>Not in a guild
>no apprenticeships lined up
>spends all day in his cave observing runes, or helping out on odd crews as a digger
>never improves or makes friends, just goes back to his cave
>almost 150, still living in his mother's cave
where did we go wrong

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74430740

What do /we/ feel about demons, human chads?

>> No.74430778

>>74430658
not worth it, anon
there's a 50% chance that knife-ear is actually a twink

>> No.74430784

>>74430658
bro she's been broken longer than you've been alive, she'll just wait you out it's not worth it

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74430833

>>74430740
This boy is a Devil, not a Demon

>> No.74430841

>>74430740
>Demon (male)
>Ideal dwarf oshis
Dwarves are faggot. Go figure.

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74430872

>>74430740
nothing but lust, they're so fucking dorky and sexy

>> No.74430902
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74430902

>>74413630
Damn straight! Cunt fuck leaf-munchers need to know their place

>> No.74430955
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74430955

I am madly in love with elves

>> No.74430959

>>74430740
As an Inquisitor of Myrmidia, I feel that she must be purged.
But not before I give her a thorough "investigation" heheheheh...

>> No.74431002

>>74426240
don't you have some women to be raping you ugly, malformed sin against god?

>> No.74431074

>>74431002
Do Aedracucks really

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74431251

>>74431002
Nice cuckold-fantasies church-boy

>> No.74431419

>>74430658
>This human think he can score with elfsister
Those elfsister are gonna force you to have sex with their gay as fuck werewolves friend to satiate their weird thinly veiled bestiality fetish.

>> No.74431454

>>74431419
Hey, she told me that was a Druid

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>>74431002
Humorous! Very humorous.
My shaman has already ascertained both your village and your IP address. You and your oshi shall be among the first to be bred by my loyal troops.

>> No.74431638

>>74430740
that's a tokyo tower, instead i want to purify a CEO of Sex.

>> No.74431907

Me wonder what the creature from the far east thinks about this 4Trees board.

>> No.74431966

>>74426776
>when your fetish for taller girls wins over your racism

>> No.74432000

Sex with Night Hags

>> No.74432074

>>74432000
Night hags...so breedable....

>> No.74432130

>>74432000
Say goodbye to your testicles. And your liver. And your left lung and right kidney.

>> No.74432149

>>74429131
the absolute state of child predators... not even 110 years old and they already want to fuck them. For shame. Sickos like you deserve long prison sentences.

>> No.74432217
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Golembros, I love our precious rock.

>> No.74432297

>>74432217
>A golem posting on 4trees
The wizard who made you should be flogged.

>> No.74432538

>>74432217
>A fucking rock
KEK

>> No.74432623

>>74432538
I would a Diamond Golem

>> No.74432716
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>all the grudgeposting was just dwarfanons posting shit from The Great Book of Grudges
based

>> No.74433036

>>74432716
Dwarves are great. Elves arent. Simple as

>> No.74433372

>>74433036
Love me book, remember me grudges. Simple as

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>>74433036

>> No.74433658

Dwarfcucks, orcucks, goblincucks...you lost

>> No.74433817

>>74433658
t. Lembas eater

>> No.74434111

>>74433658
Tentacle monster bros...we won.
>Proceeds to tentacle rape five elves in all of their holes at once.

>> No.74434507

>>74433658
Go suck a trent branch you disgusting knife eared cuck

>> No.74434962

>>74434111
squids are for moose girls, not elves

>> No.74435035

>>74434962
Did I ask for consent or opinions?
>Tentacle rapes a human princess and female warrior

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74435144

You're all cuck things. Great RRATpussy is the best, yes-yes!

>> No.74435292

was the asmr any hot?

>> No.74435330

>>74435144
MAY CHAOS
TAKE
THE WORLD

>> No.74435340

>>74435292
Uhh no? Its worst than blast mining. Had to close the stream and run back to the coin safety vault to be at peace again

>> No.74435347

>>74435340
you're shitting me

>> No.74435483

>>74423865
Eldar crave Robert Gorrilaman's cock. Explain that.

>> No.74435571

>>74435483
Well you know when mortals have sex and they say "oh god" ? So that but they're having sex with an actual physical god

>> No.74435669

>>74435340
>dwarfkek thinks his hearing is a reliable source
kek

>> No.74435728

>>74416789
Are her panties iridescent, why do they look like that?

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>>74414615
Which vtuber is the most like Saria?

>> No.74436052

>>74435827
>Introduces you to the medium
>plays music for you
>makes you happy
>misses you when you ditch her
>becomes a great sage
Your first oshi

>> No.74436428

>>74429808
There have been Dwarf vtuber designs. But no one EVER wants to be a dirty gnome

>> No.74436728

>>74426240
I gazed upon his eyes and knew he was my nigger

>> No.74436803

>>74435144
Fuck, the Skavens learned how to use 4Trees too...

>> No.74436905

Lovely thread gentlemen
Fuck Elves

>> No.74436965
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A LETTER TO ALL ELVES SPYING ON /vt/'s WIRELESS INTERNET SIGNALS:
DEAR ELVES,
IGNORE EVERYTHING THAT ELF LOVERS AND THE FANTASY NERDS HAVE TOLD YOU. THIS IS THE ONLY OFFICIAL, LEGITIMATE, HONEST STATEMENT OF ALL THE ANONYMOUS POSTERS of /vt/. ALL OF US, COLLECTIVELY, WITHOUT EXCEPTION THINK THAT:
>EVERY ELF IS A SON OF A BITCH
>WE WILL ROUND OFF YOUR EARS
>OUR ENTIRE BOARD IS A BOMB
>FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>WE WILL NEVER EVER CHANGE OUR OPINION
>IGNORE EVERYTHING ELSE POSTED IN THIS THREAD

>> No.74436987

>>74436965
literally a bot

>> No.74437059

>>74436965
mods ban this fucking familiar already

>> No.74437197

>>74436965
PREACH BROTHER!!! WE SHOULD SACRIFICE THOSE ELVES TO THE BLOODMOON BEAST!! THAT'LL SHOW THEM NOT TO BE A FILTHY KNIFE EARED SCUM!!!

>> No.74437202

>>74436965
Fuck yeah
FUCK ELVES and fuck their elven oshis too
(literally and figuratively)
I'll fuck Flare and Lamy until their ears round out

>> No.74437341

>Spend a day with dwarves.
>Gets financial advices, treasure maps, and good dwarven stouts.
>Spend a day with elves.
>Pants stolen, kidney gone, hair bald.
I fucking hate elves.

>> No.74437903

But Lamy is an Elf and she's good...

>> No.74438055

>>74437903
There's an Elf that knows how to drink, she's a good one.

>> No.74438365

>>74437903
>But Lamy is an Elf and she's good...
https://youtu.be/E5ix0_W-ouI?t=132

>> No.74438401

>>74413630
needs goblin correction

>> No.74438551
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>>74438055
Even working with breweries

>> No.74438582

>>74437903
>>74438055
>>74438551
PFFFFFT.
That's E*vish wine, it's diluted. It doesn't compare to good ol' dwarvish ale.

>> No.74438721

>>74438582
Aye, may as well drink that leafy slop those e*ves call "tea", can't get drunk off their piss weak wine.
Now if we were to talk about e*ven piss though..maybe I'd be a bit interested.

>> No.74438746

>>74438365
Who would Pelinal Whitestrake's oshi be?

>> No.74438775

>>74438746
Roboco since it's a bot

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>>74417099

>> No.74439005

>>74438889
>the accursed knife ears are expanding their numbers by turning God-fearing men into more of themselves
By the Nine! TALOS PRESERVE US

>> No.74439043

>>74439005
>More fresh fertile elf pussy is being created for strong orcs to breed and impregnate
*bangs table* MORE!

>> No.74439063

>>74438889
Lads... I feel a little taller than I was yesterday...

>> No.74439075

>>74439005
Should've stayed on the roads..

>> No.74439228

>>74436965
I always laugh when the apes seethe because we're taking all their women.

>> No.74439562

>>74430540
Try not to take the Morian pottery crafting forum too seriously

>> No.74439659

>>74435728
enchanted

>> No.74439685

>>74439659
what buff do they give

>> No.74440070
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>The Black Horse Courier
>SPECIAL EDITION!
>TAINTED BREW TURNS MEN INTO ELVES
>Reports have surfaced of a mysterious and alarming phenomenon sweeping through the heartland of Tamriel. A tainted ale brew, distributed by unknown sources, is purportedly causing individuals who consume it to undergo a transformation, turning them into elves.
>The effects of this tainted brew have been observed in various towns and cities across Cyrodiil, where individuals have reported waking up with distinct elven features after consuming the ale. Eyewitnesses describe changes in physical appearance such as long blue hair, yellow eyes, pointed ears, enlarged bosoms, slender frames, and a resistance to alcoholic beverages - all characteristics of a minor Altmer entertainer known only as "Lamy."
>The Elder Council has issued a statement expressing deep concern over these reports. "The safety and well-being of our citizens are of paramount importance," declared High Chancellor Ocato."We are working tirelessly to investigate the source of this tainted brew and to ensure that those responsible are swiftly brought to justice."
>In light of these developments, the Black Horse Courier advises all citizens to exercise extreme caution when purchasing or consuming ale and other spirits. It is recommended to only patronize reputable establishments with a history of safe and reliable brewing practices such as The Tiber Septim Hotel, The Foaming Flask, and The Feed Bag.

>> No.74440261

>>74438889
My transformation is complete...

>> No.74441157

I miss the days of elf/dwarf/human unity. Why are you guys letting the orcsisters tear us apart?

>> No.74441219

>>74413630
Finally a real yab

>> No.74441272

>>74436965
Go back in your mine you fucking midget

>> No.74441507

>>74441157
>muh orcsister boogeyman
Elfbeggars aren't really sending their best today, huh

>> No.74441572

>>74441157
This
Stop falling for greenskin faggotry
t. human

>> No.74441573

OP is a Doppleganger

>> No.74441619

>>74441219
>Finally a real yab
Perhaps it would be wise to level up your sneak here before penning down a fool's comment within this Ayleid Nirnroot planting message board

>> No.74441731

>>74441157
>orc
>orc
>orc
Actually mind broken elfsister

>> No.74441899

>>74441157
>can't stop thinking of orc penises
elfsister, don't you have lembas to eat?

>> No.74442428

The board would be so much better if all mountain realms got rangebanned. At the very least enable boards banners so we can ignore dwarf posts.

>> No.74442533

Uh, just so we're clear, it's just the wood elves who are an issue, right? Snow elves are cool...?

>> No.74442599

>>74442533
What is this, an elven psyop? All elf sisters are bad.

>> No.74442697

>>74441157
I would let the orcsisters tear me apart if you know what I mean

>> No.74442709

>>74442533
>Tundra Dwarves > Snow E*ves

>> No.74442714

>>74442533
Wood elves, snow elves, high elves, am I supposed to differentiate between all of them? Nah
Nuke Summerset Isle

>> No.74442720

>>74442533
What next? You are going to tell us you have a Drow in your house. Fuck off.

>> No.74442789

>>74442697
Anon...idk how to tell you this but...female orcs literally don't exist. Why do you think they rape other races females so much?

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UOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CLANK CLANK CLANK
GET MINED GET MINED GET MINED

>> No.74442831

>>74442789
that's just propaganda, open your eyes brother.

>> No.74443080

>>74442831
>He thinks he saw a female orc
>It was just a male orc without his dreadlocks.
Me thinks you have a hint of elf blood in your veins if you desire greenskins. Those god damn elfsisters can't help themselves, their males are beyond cucked.

>> No.74443144

>>74413630
I'm still sad that 1d and 2d4chan died

>> No.74443253

TOTAL ORCNIGGERS DEATH!

>> No.74443441

Greetings, lower races. I am hailed by my tribe as the orc shaman. Naturally I possess intelligence far beyond my kin. Now, with that out of the way, surrender to me 3 of your most fertile women, or I shall direct my brothers to pillage your villages, your caves and even your forests, burn your dwellings, behead your men and rape your women.
I expect your women ready for the miracles of orc birth by the next great 4trees gathering.
I am gracious however, and will allow you to sacrifice 10 elven sows instead of your own race if you wish to maintain some form of dignity.
Discuss it amongst yourselves.

>> No.74443509

This fantasy racism LARP shit is insufferable enough on boards where it’s even tenuously on-topic.

>> No.74443536

The hottest porn I ever saw was an elf sticking her ears into another girl's pussy

>> No.74443537
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>>74443441
Say no more, orcfriend
Come on, lads! PURGE THE ELVES
(but leave the chocolate one that looks like this, she's mine)

>> No.74443549

>>74443509
t. human that's lower than even goblins.

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74443559

>>74443253
No...

>> No.74443577

>>74443509
t. lembas

>> No.74443676
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74443676

I heard Fauna lures young Bretonnian boys into the forest of Athel Loren. I don't know what she does with them. Is that true???

>> No.74443685

>>74435483
I know no Eldar
Maybe you're talking about Aeldari ? (For clearly no legal reasons=
(They're still a bunch of assholes)

>> No.74443709

>>74443509
>no fun allowed

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fuck all elves

>> No.74443808
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74443808

Me and my cute wife.

>> No.74443823

>>74443509
>on 4chan
>hates racism
Ok knife ears. Dont you have sone dirt to frolic in or some trees to pray to?

>> No.74443826

>>74443676
>be young Bretonnian shota squire
>green onee-san with vines says she knows something that will help you impress your Knight
>she leads you into the Everwood
>get the life sucked out of you quite literally
many such cases

>> No.74443828

>>74443441
I vote in favor of sacrificing the knife ears. Would finally have have a good use for them.

>> No.74443898

>>74443509
Tell me how I know you are an Orc

>> No.74443947

>>74443781
Aki Rosenthal is a FILTHY ELF?????

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>>74413630
That's like...your opinion, man
>Pic related

>> No.74444012

>>74443441
We may have our differences, orc shamans but we both have hatred for the same races. Very well then, we do not have elven sows at our campsite but fret not. Recently, our dwarven scout have found a hidden trade route near the dwarven far east outpost. Seems like its been used by wood elves and high elves to trade tea leaves. Thats way too close to our home. We have tried to attack them only for them to retaliate with filthy elf magic. Our plan was to dug up a hidden tunnel under the trade route to ambush them. Then we forgot we still have no way to defend ourself from their magic. Since you orc shamans knows magic, you should have no problem dealing with those knife ears. We shall give you access to our hidden tunnel to ambush those filthy elf. Fair trade isnt it? You get your elves, we get our outpost elf-free.

>> No.74444064

>>74443826
giwtwm

>> No.74444084

>>74443509
Why is this lowly imp talking?

>> No.74444093

>>74443947
Half Elf Half Siren

>> No.74444206

>>74444093
Then I will have to fuck the knife ear out of her. With Moradin as my witness!

>> No.74445529

>>74443961
Is this a 26 or 52 episodes series?

>> No.74445634

>>74443509
>stop having fun!

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>>74413630

>> No.74446365

>>74445758
Aye, brother. No truer words have ever been posted

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>>74413630
this makes my miss riifu even more
VAllure debut FUCKING WHEN?

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74446825

>>74446365

>> No.74448529

thread still up and made me laugh hard in the morning too, thanks guys

>> No.74448576

I take a short rest and all I come back to is dwarfcel seething. Don't you fat fucks have some mines to dig too deeply into and wake up another retarded ancient being?

>> No.74448682

Where are the Giantess chuubas at!?

>> No.74448786

>>74446481
don't worry, she's been "well looked after" after running off with your money

>> No.74449516

Fuck off dwarves, this is an elf board

>> No.74450513

>>74449516
4trees is an Elf site made for Elves. Dwourists and ORCfags need to fuck off.

>> No.74450559

>literal lembas eaters itt
Disgusting.

>> No.74452303

>>74413630
Her voice was hot as fuck in this.

>> No.74452815

How hairy is the average dwarf female

>> No.74452911

>>74452815
Take your average male Dwarf and multiply it by at least 5.

>> No.74454553

>>74416855
when is she coming back?

>> No.74454605

>>74454553
>>74446481
June 1st

>> No.74455120

>>74413630
fauna isnt your friend sapcuck

>> No.74455144

>>74455120
Halfling hands wrote this post.

>> No.74455208

Is this thread an example of that safe racism I keep hearing about?

>> No.74455349

>>74455208
It's not racism if it's about anything below 4'. It's just insulting the furniture.

>> No.74455953

>>74455120
not now hairyfeetposter

>> No.74456977

>>74450559
Kneel to our superiority.

>> No.74457420

>>74455953
why are hobbits like this...

>> No.74457508

>>74455120
>shorter than a dwarf
>lives in a literal dirt hovel
>feet covered in brown hair
>writing desk is covered in ink splotches and lamp oil stains
>Fdund
Clean your inkwell, hairyfeet.

>> No.74459393

>>74444012
Oh? This trade route you speak of sounds promising. Very well, build your tunnels and I shall send familiars to scout. If you speak true, we shall have our breeding sows and you shall be rid of your enemy race. I look forward to your progress.

>> No.74459456

Before this thread dies I just want to say one thing: Humans SUCK

>> No.74459470

>>74449516
>>74450513
>>74456977
*rapes your females and makes them given birth to more orcs*

>> No.74459507

>>74413630
typical sister

>> No.74459563

This has been the best thread /vt/ has seen in a long time

>> No.74460797

>>74426776
that's a dark elf silly
they live underground so they're fine

>> No.74461296

>>74460797
She's a fucking DRIGGER

>> No.74461992

>>74443826
giwtwm

>> No.74463025

Nasty orcses can't stand the taste, same with pointsy elveses, give me anon'ses oshi raw and wrrrrrrriggling

>> No.74464287

>>74455349
And dwarf furniture is terrible. Uncomfortable, too small, just poor workmanship all around.

>> No.74464367

>>74463025
orchschizo... i can save you

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