/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>74414843
SNIFFFFF

Look how happy she is. I wonder what she’s bugging Vegeta about

Hear me out. Gura dwarven asmr.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>74414373
I can't believe my posts resulted in a KFP getting banned.

>>74414413
Aww man I just watched that one 2 months ago. I might go with Ipcress File. I've been watching English films recently

Baguraette honhonhon

>>74414852
samen

>>74414373
Yes, we know it's all the same anti faggot that needs to be strung up from a tree.

>>74415131
Hmm I never heard of that one before. Pacific Rim is comfy tier and it’s free on youtube (at least for me - t. premium)

Do you think there's a timeline where Gura ended up as a character in muse dash

>>74415305
wdym, I'm not an anti.

>>74415131
I don't know if you'd count it as a movie, but the newest Pannen video is extremely comfy, I've fallen asleep to it for the past like five days in a row
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsXCVsDFiXA

>>74415381
>Evangelion at home with more melanin
No thanks, lol

>>74415491
>A timeline where the Chinese aren't abject homosexuals
I can't even begin to imagine

>>74415491
Reflect being in muse dash would've been a sure thing. Its unfortunate that things went the way it did.

>>74415528
You're trying to demoralize people with blacked shit
Kill yourself.

>>74415381
Well I just finished watching Zulu (which I very much enjoyed) and Lawrence of Arabia (very good too). I guess English film is the name for this moment of time.

>>74415818
Forgot your picrel chumbie

>>74415491
of course, also in a another timeline Gura actively enjoys streaming and does it as much as she can.

I don't like when the elves tell me to stop chopping trees down.

>>74416021
Fucking hippies

Love the shark.
Do it now!

>>74415947
I mean, yeah. I did mention strange fruit earlier.

>>74416155
always

>>74415619
I lost all my Eva media when my laptop died

>>74416155
Shark love

>>74416257
I have the box set, but it's at my parents'.

>>74416155
again? geez, alright you nympho shark brat...

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>74416155
Hi Gura, love (You)

>>74415818
I didn't mean to demoralize you. I'm just discussing how Gura likes the aesthetics of dark skin characters like Shantea and might like lewd art of herself with characters that look like Miles, Lucio, Blade, etc. since those are her favorites.

>>74416381
No TOUCHING!

>>74416155
GURAAAAAAA!!!!

>>74416535
Oh God oh Jesus what is THAT

not reading
I LOVCE GURA!!

>>74416155
All day, every day.

>>74416535
Except none of that is true. You're just delusional because your father abandoned you and your mom had to feed you lead-filled lunchables growing up paid for by the state.

>>74417109
idk but i'm hoping gura has a horny moment that encourages artists like nyantcha, ahedtra, and tenroy to draw gura getting railed in her cunny more.

>>74417386
>nyantcha
This artist has occasionally drawn bleached content, fingers crossed

>>74417532
how can gura be bleached if she's already so white she can't even tan? the real question is if nyantcha will draw cunny instead of anal. i hope cunny.

>>74417630
The point is that they don't always draw black men and aren't married to le black power fetishism
Unfortunately the anal fixation is another issue, but they seem to do plenty of both, so still hopeful

>>74417386
Insufferable animals.

>>74417826
>Insufferable
This word has been seeing a lot of use over the last few threads, is this just autism causing you guys to repeat yourselves without even noticing it? That happens to me a lot

Nyeh... What's up, doc?

>>74417820
maybe he'll draw lovey dovey sex instead?

>>74416155
Tough love it is.

>>74418033
Yeah with me

>>74417928
No, I just started posting late last thread. Although I do hate repeating words more than twice in a thread. How's about "detestable creature".

Do you think he's actually an annoying nog or do you think it's just some zoomer chinese/korean asshole obessed with it because that's what he consumed from western porn sites growing up?

>>74417826
>>74418291
Don't be mean to Gura's lewd artists, they do a good job.

>>74418291
That works

>>74418311
A golliwog for sure. Something this feral and persistent clearly lacks a frontal cortex.

>>74418311
My guess? Either SEA, or a self-hating middle class white leftist from the Pacific Northwest

>>74418311
It's just very aesthetically pleasing and I think you shouldn't be mean to artists over it.

What is happening

>>74418564
Another comfy thread like we had about a week ago.

>>74418564
Going potty in the toi toi.

>>74418538
No. Most people don't think logs of shit of "aethetically pleasing".

>>74418564
polfags have invaded the general

>>74418640
Comfy threads have a speed of 4 posts per hour. Its a bit fast right now

>>74418694
>if you hate those people, you must be from /pol/
Have you ever been outside?

>>74418694
>/pol/fags
>brownposting
This isn't your everyday newfaggotry
This is...
ADVANCED newfaggotry

>>74418694
They invaded a while ago and the mods just fucking gave up with their threadshitting. 95% of the shitposting that isn't the normal schizos are those fags

>>74418680
What's wrong with unchi?

>>74418717
Wrong, comfy threads have a homely like feeling. It doesn't just mean slow but rather as the term implies comfortable. I see the start of such a nice thread from the lads.

>>74418813
>schizos
>normal

>>74418902
We shall see

>>74418902
>>74418941

>>74417928
When you learn a new word, you often end up seeing it more.
I'd suggest you read more books, but I know that library funding is often diverted to homeless shelters where you live.

Confy threads are when a chumbie says something stupid again and gets called a dumbud, but out of love.

>>74418966

Gura is lesbian.

>>74418981
>When you learn a new word, you often end up seeing it more.
>I'd suggest you read more books
Normally I'd just say aim better
HOWEVER
>but I know that library funding is often diverted to homeless shelters where you live.
This part is true, the local library might as well just be another homeless shelter/rehab facility

>>74418764
It's not about hating those "people", anon. I hate them too. It's about shitting the thread with pol off topic shit like the last couple of threads. It's pretty easy to tell when polfags are here unless you're a tourist.

>>74418813
Invaded? No, well maybe? I only come here because of Gura. I wouldn't even come to 4chan if not for her.

What do you think the new Dino thing is?
Will we get new Dino merch?

>>74419172
I check out v and tv catalog maybe twice a week. I’m /here/ 24/7

>>74419171
I didn't start until he started bringing up blacked shit.

>>74419242
I sure hope it's not merch, but it probably will be. Do you honestly think she'd be excited if it weren't?

>>74419242
I've been wanting more dino merch for a long time now.

>>74419302
Weren't you discussing Africa first?

>>74419292
I used to go to other places but they keep getting shut down due to uhh. Well I'd rather not say.

>>74419424
No. That wasn't me.
And this jogger has been here for over a month talking about lucio and miles.

1:1 dino gura figure

>>74419611
Nay, this was the beginning.
>>73079232
You complained about Tenroy drawing the dude too dark, but I say it's not dark enough. All stemmed from that, which was not a month ago yet.

>>74419825
He's right. Tenroy doesn't understand hue and coloration in shadow. If he did both characters would be saturated in a similar tone. Not just the male.

>>74419825
That wasn't me, chimp.
You've been posting the same shit for months and you know it.
I hope your mom gets diabetes and you have to watch her slowly and painfully wither away.

>>74420148
Nope, you keep seething and bringing up interracial and calling people subhuman. I just want you to respect Tenroy's art because he's my favorite artist.
>>74420126
If you look at all his art he's improving over time and experimenting, I won't say he's perfect of course.

>>74419242
don't wanna get my hopes up but I'd be happy with a rerun. I want to bump my dinos to 10

I’ve been fucked with work so I’m finally watching her zatsu from MH. (Gonna watch the part of the member stream I missed after) Idk how she does it, but this fucking brat makes me feel things…all the negative thoughts I have when she goes away indefinitely just disappear. Her zatsus are the heroin of vtubing. If you disagree just admit you’re retarded.

>>74420294
I don't give a shit about tenroy. I never did. Some of his shit is okay, but like other anon said, he does draw the guys to dark. And he also draws the really fat. And he sucks at drawing hands.
But you've been cuckposting with lucio and miles since she said she watched spiderverse.
I seriously hope you and your entire family are lined up against a wall.

>>74420294
Miscegenation is wrong and I hope he does improve in his craft as it's a discredit to his work to implicate it as intermixing rather than a tan from exposure to the sun.

>>74420607
You're just an evil nutjob saying things like that. I have never cuckposted, only remarked on some of Gura's favorite characters ever since you started being a weird racist.
>>74420615
I don't know what Tenroy intends, but it's fine if he intends it to be someone with dark skin.

>>74420931

>>74420963
get outta here red gura

>>74420854
I didn't say any of this shit until you started cuckpoting and blacked posting and you've been doing it since spiderverse. And it was probably you who was doing it with lucio.
Are you the chumbud in this thread that admitted to having sickle cell the other day? If you are, I hope it's really fucking painful. I'm glad there's no cure. You deserve it.

>>74420854
I fully disagree, as my post says "Miscegenation is wrong" any even if a subtle correlation should be recused. Whether you think that's wrong or right in your point of view I do not care.

Gawr Gura

>>74420963

Look at my cheesestick wife!

>>74421031
No I am not the sickle cell fellow, nor did I post about this since spiderverse, nor am I even the one who originally posted the Tenroy art that you sperged out about. You can continue impotently wishing death on me and my family, but it just makes you look insane.

>>74421069
It's just an artwork, so it's not in violation of your morals, sir. To say it is would be agreeing with the likes of Venti - a preposterous notion for any chumbud.

>>74421158
I want to fuck a cheesestick now

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow. It's so fucking nice outside that I just want to sit out there all night and relax. I can only fucking imagine how night it would be to cuddle up with Gura and just chat with her until we both fall asleep together on a night like this. Fuck I love her so much.

>>74421353
NTA, but no one has to like all Gura art. I don't like scat art either.
And neither do most people. And in Japan, blacked porn is literally put next to scat porn in porn shops.

>>74421113
Yeah, I'm married to her.

>>74421525
Where porn is placed on the shelves isn't relevant. No one said he has to like it, but saying it's wrong and any subtle correlation should be "recused"? It sounds like he's saying it should be censored or banned, which is the same logic as anti-lolicon. If he just means he doesn't like it, then that's fine, as long as he's not causing trouble over differing tastes.

hi

>>74421353
Artwork and well to an extent all work either supports and idea or reinforces it. As to your strawman no I don't support the octoroon's views as I'm sure you besmirch certain art as well due to your own dogma.

This is such a retarded angle and I don't know who he thinks he's tricking.

>>74421843
Fuck you, bitch.

>>74421843
Hi, Anonymous!

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this rabbit hole.

>>74421934
>wuuhhh? Why do they not like my shit taste? How can they disagree with me? Everyone likes getting cucked, so they MUST be trolls!

>>74421843
Lying whore.

>>74421870
It is hardly a strawman. Politicizing art, saying body types or colors should be banned, it's a terrible line of thought. There is no whataboutism to be found, I'm not upset by Nazi imagery, which I believe should not be banned in Germany but is.

>>74422101
You're probably the threadshitter if you can't tell who my post was talking about.

MY wife

MY girlfriend.

My onahole T u T

>>74422279
Terrible line of thought? Such a self destructive view on things. You keep to your idealism.

>>74421131
Look at her go

>>74422383
>>74422422
>>74422544
My posts

>>74422607
Being a man of principles is a good thing and draws reliable allies to you.

I am literally everyone in this thread.
h-hewwo?

>>74422770
On that I agree fully.

>>74423071
hello me

>>74423134
Meet the real me

Gura is my actual, real wife. Anyone replying to this post pretending to be me is a liar.

>>74423304
I didn’t write this

>>74423396
Yes you did, or should I say yes I did.

Sex with a fembud.

>>74423304
I didn't make this post

I hope there will be day where Gura sits on my face and stretches her lips wide open for me to look into.

It still doesn't make sense why she was gone so long. And she never really talked about what she did while away.
I don't think I'll ever really trust her again.

>>74423780
The best thing you can do, is end it all and leave forever.

I’ve literally written the last 10 posts in this thread. What’s going on is anyone here

I think people who still harp on gura and refuse to move on after what seems like years of animosity building up are genuinely insane individuals who should have their opinions discarded. And should have probably watched streams.

Gura needs to do the cookin by the book if she doesn't want her scones to taste like shit.

>>74424020
Chumbie you don't need to post on cooldown if its slow

>>74423780
She will never talk about it; nobody will confront her about it or hold her accountable for it, and no matter how many times she tells you that she will do better next time, she won't. (You)need to accept that or move on.

>>74424081
That was my first post in like an hour.

>>74424234
sleep tight buddy

>>74424234
Oyasame

During the member's stream I thought I was happy, but I think I was mostly just sad.
I don't know why, but a lot of the magic is gone. I think a small part of me deep inside was hoping she wouldn't ever come back.

>>74424271
Then leave.

Have fun with the weirdo chumbies.
I'm heading to bed too.

>>74424328
no she has to set me free, so I can finally kill myself.

It's just one retard after another

>>74424391
Oyasame, dork.

>>74424424
Or just move on. This melodramatic shit is cringe.

>>74424551
all me

>>74421934
That's the thing with threadshitters, anything is fair game to them. It doesn't require any standard of quality, actually the opposite is better. They are subhuman monkeys after all.

>>74424424
This, but unironically.

>>74424575
nyo

>>74415543
Can you explain why the beginning of Pannen premieres always have completely off-topic trans rights spammers in live chat? Like WHY? WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MARIO? Thank god the unholy revelation that was “hat state” shocked everyone into harmonious confusion.

>>74424424
Why are you gay?

Are you guys scared of letting the thread die again? Its not even that late yet.

Like it made me realize she really does understand that we love her.
But if that's the case, then why did she abandon us so often and seemingly do almost everything that she could to make those that love her miserable?

>>74424722
because you suck my cock every day and I started to like it...

The Ipcress File 1965 movie was pretty good. Slower more grounded I enjoyed it. I wished Gura would watch older movies with us.

>>74424424
Even if she did, you still wouldn't, because you're a bitch coward that only likes to whine. You could literally prove me wrong, but won't.

>>74424809
because you touch yourself at night

>>74424809
like many women she's bipolar

>>74424700
Same reason there are so many uneanted trans faggots associated with GDC.
They're unironic autistic retards that were tricked into believing their social problems would go away if they became women.

>>74424942
*unwanted

>>74424888
>You could literally prove me wrong
In due time, I might even be on the news if I'm lucky!

I had cyb0rseggz with Fauna, hope Gura doesn't mind.

>>74424424
The weird part is this anon isn't even me. He just replied as if he was.

>>74424942
Also, I meant GDQ, not GDC. But I suppose both are probably true.
I guess it's time for bed.

>>74425089
fauna is gura approved

>>74425089
the penalty for treason is death

>>74424391
She looks like a child TuT

Gura is my wife btw

>>74425744
I made this post

Gura is the type of girl who randomly touches her holes and then smells her fingers.

>>74426181
you mean like her belly button? we have so much in common...

>>74426278
My shark wife plays with her belly button until it bleeds...

>>74426181
I wonder how old was Gura when she goomed for the first time TuT

>>74426181
This is the most accurate post in this thread. I don’t even have to try visualizing it.

I think Gura is bald but her cunny is rough like sand paper.

>>74427418
sharks have notoriously rough skin but my cum can fix that

Stop perving over my wife!

>>74428247
no

>>74428296
Does Gura need a special kind of panties for her shark tail? That looks kinda uncomfortable, or does she even wear them?

>>74428478
she only wears them in public, most of the time...

I started watching the new konosuba season and it's really good, It's been a long time since an anime excited me this much and made me laugh wholeheartedly.

>>74429217
Is it better than the Megumin spin off season? I tried the first few episodes of that and was a bit disappointed by it. I want to finish it but still haven't gotten around to it.

I love my sharkwife more than anything!

child tummy

they never found the trident while cleaning up after superexpo

>>74429314
I think so, I certainly enjoyed it more than the megumin prequel

Chumbies want to breed with this

>>74429314
also watch the movie if you haven't already, the new season has a couple spoilers regarding that.

>>74430176
Yes, all the time.

>no streams until her outfit reveal stream

grim

>>74430380
Wrong general?

>>74430614
T-that's a cute Gabby...
I will not cheat on Gura I will not cheat on Gura I will not cheat on Gura

>>74430958
forget about Gura chumbie, let's have some fun~

Gura wants to be a slime girl. Gura wants to be covered in slime.

>>74431697
I like that she brought up slime again just the other day. This little weirdo really loves her slime.
God I love her.

>>74432254
Slimes are the best monster girl. Vampires are pretty good too though. Gura should talk more about how she wants to succ.

>>74430958
>>74431605
gabby is gura dumbuds

reminder that
booba lost
flat lost
budding won

>>74432771
Gura loves booba and gooms with me to booba and art of Gura with booba. Booba has won hard and just keeps winning.

>>74424424
Set you free how? Graduating?

>>74432695
meds

>>74432695
retard

i can't wait for the return of the dinos, bros...

Nonchumbud here. Where's full color? I've been waiting patiently since the concert.

goob morning dorks

Gura is not Gabby. They are two different person

>>74435237
Still coming. Said it last public stream I think. Trying to meet deadline to get it out. Should come out this year but not too soon since she's got other things to do as well. She seems to be in a lot of meetings for various projects.

>>74435716
That's what she wants you to think dumbud. You're dancing on the palm of her hand.

>>74435892
My wife's little hand...

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

https://twitter.com/holomeetxTPE24/status/1783450912696275386?t=2TkqBXkt5y2KJUf7DkMmHg&s=19

>>74436187
TWbud rate Gura's pronunciation now!

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>74436416
Not great but it's good enough for a non-native speaker.

>>74436416
I can at least understand what she's saying without the subtitles.

>>74435841
Good to know. Can't wait to hear it!

>>74436725
The most egregious part was when she pronounced 鱼 like the English "you" which goes to show that her Mandarin coach just told Gura to wing it.

>>74436923
Whoops, meant to say the traditional 魚

>>74436416
>I am silly fish
Cute and dum

>>74437025
It was a good pun.

I hate Asian people, they get so uppity if you dare to pronounce one word slightly wrong.

Gura doesn't talk about her own holes much. That's why her talking about peeing is so exciting.

GURA

>>74437805
yeah my wife

Goob morning retards

>>74438135
Goob morning faggot

Goob morning fembuds.

>>74438155
Kya~

my leg fell asleep while I was fapping and I tried to get up after and almost fell down

Gura gets along so much better with the white people in Hololive.

>>74436416
>Please considerately rampage my cunny
what the fuck TW buds!

>>74438377
as expected from the Grand Wizard

>>74438291
Skill issue

>>74435951
That hand is for holding my penis T u T

>>74439987
not if I cut it off first

>>74415381
the fuck? you get free movies with premium? ive had that shit for months. where?

>>74436416
It's even worse than her Japanese

>>74441185
Is it cute though

Is this the Gawl Gura thread?

>>74441479
She sounds like she's being held at gunpoint just like every other corporate mandated promo she's had to do for the past two years

>>74441593
Ruskibuds say her russian is cute. I always wonder how she sounds to other chumbies

No frame tonight, i can't feel it, i can't feel HER

>>74441901
Fuck you for making that joke, but damn it you made me laugh

>>74441881
Can any Ivanbuds itt confirm

>>74441479
yes

Gura
Wife

Gura
Gurandma

>>74444864
slutty brat is begging again T u T

goob morning
i love gura!!!

goob morning
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

She isn't going to stream today.

>>74445841
Gura streams in my mouth daily though?

>>74445914
What about Taiwan only stream?

Look at this dork!

Look at this cat!

gyaru gura doko?

>>74448289
nyo

>>74448289

>>74448289
Sorry about that I was taking care of something

Today there was a girl infront of me at the grocery store, she was just tall enough to reach my nipples, and i have measured how tall Gura would be standing next to me (like any sane cumbud have done), they would be about the same size, there is no way Gura is that short, no real girl is that short

>>74449748
Gura is freakishly short, yes. It's real. She's so tiny it beggars belief.

>>74449748
>met a real girl who was that short
>no real girl is that short

>>74449748
Based on both of my older sisters, yes there are short girls like Gura IRL.

Gura isn't that short, she's around 5'3

>>74443279
Stop picking your nose Gura, you're going to make it bleed.

has Gura ever explained how she likes her oatmeal? like thick, runny? I think I remember her saying this but I might have imagined it.

>>74450772
141cm is under 5ft retard

>>74450772
Gura is 4'7.5"

>>74450912
propaganda

>>74450361
Are your sisters
a) fembuds
b) single

Gura and Shohei Ohtani should collab
The goat of baseball with the goat of vtubers

Gura has been really cute lately, more cute than usual.

Schoolcatshark

>>74450832
I only remember that she doesn't eat it with milk

>>74449601
Does anyone actually find the super succy blowjob face sexy? I just find it funny and actually a bit of a turn off. I much prefer cheek bulge and skillful licking; which we know Gura would be good at thanks to her mention of being able to tie a cherry stem in her mouth.

Gura has been really horny lately, more horny than usual.

>>74451456
she's ovulating, she wants me to fertilize her egg

>>74451452
It's an instant immersion-breaker for me, it's just too goofy
Y'ever find hentai that ends up being too silly for you to fap to, but you keep reading it anyway because it's funny?

>>74451628
Yeah, that's definitely happened before. Often unintentionally funny because it's just so wild and ridiculous I can't help but laugh.

>>74451456
I appreciate it. Gura only streaming when she's horny would be pretty hot.

>>74451743
Hope she gets in "some kind of mood" again and does another maid RP stream or something similar.

Okaerinasai
https://files.catbox.moe/pliga7.mp4

bee gura

>>74449748
>>74450274
I swear I've seen these exact posts before. Can you fags be original for once?

>>74452813
retarded schitzo

>>74452895
All ritual posters should kill themselves.

>>74452960
Calm down Gura

>>74452988
Retard

>>74450274 (me)
>>74452813
I also remember seeing that exact post a few threads ago, and it didn't feel right not to point out the contradiction again like the first anon did
No reason to go for "originality" when you already have something that works, that's some hormonal pubescent teenager shit for people who are still discovering their identity and are obsessed with being special

She doesn't seem like a virgin anymore.

>>74453106
My bad

goob

>>74453403
yeah, my wife

I don’t know who she is. I don’t know what she wants. If she is looking for superchats I can tell her I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of fetishes. Fetishes I have acquired over a very long life. Fetishes that make me a nightmare for people like her. If she lets me have sex with her now that’ll be the end of it. I will not bully her, I will not rape her, but if she doesn't, I will look for her, I will find her, and I will ryona her.

>>74452936
I love her...

Gura isn't real, she is invented by Costco to sell more canned beef

ggg is pretty low quality today, did inflation really hit you guys that bad?

>>74453444

>>74453535
Gura likes inflation

>>74453623
Yes, she likes inflation & ovipositors

>>74453623

>>74453712
nyo, bad!

Why does Gura have the energy and motivation to create ggg everytime the old one gets archive but at the same time doesn't have the energy and motivation to tweet? Makes no sense

>>74453897
huhaha