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V1 Minto-chan, my beloved!

we have no game...

>Rin is a screamer

That was the most blatant hint to get chat to call her cute Ive ever seen

>us ugly people
Mint...

>>74408416
Source?

>>74408344
She needs to git gud

Come on Mint that's bullshit

Mint has some serious fuckin brain damage if she thinks she's ugly.
I saw her in Akihabara and she was cute as fuck.
Women are nuts

>>74408572
woman brain thing

>>74408572
Stalkerwisp...

>>74408572
I wonder if she compares herself with her idols a lot

>>74408572
People are always their own worst critics on that front. She really seems to struggle with self-esteem, like how she always gets nervous about singing even though she's great at it.

>>74408468
Unfortunately I don't remember the source, but here's the full pic https://litter.catbox.moe/ejawtp.jpg

>>74408572
Did you at least say hi?

>>74408785
I swear to god it was by accident and I didn't approach her or try talking to her. Just noticed her in a store when I was looking at pervert books.

Mintojisan is CUTE

>>74408572
Quit talking about Mint's voice actor. I don't need to know. I don't want to know. I don't want to hear it. Leave this place.

My whole family died in an accident let's goooooooooooo!

>>74409135
saviorfags activated

>>74409085
Hey man, she was the one talking about her actual physical appearance as if she's some kind of fucking troll. She broke immersion first.

>>74409085
Stop talking about a moving png, I don't give a shit about that. Leave this place.

>>74409135
>>74409155
Yeah me

I am praying for this thread. Please, for the love of god, just stay on topic and post about Mint.

Her baby fever is acting up again

>>74408907
If it was by accident you should have said hi unless you didn't want to

>>74408572
She has a jewish nose

I'm gonna touch this up a bit more I think but this is what I cooked for our video ad, let me know what we think/how we feel. I can also change what face I used this is just the funniest one I had on hand. Please provide the Mint face of your choice if you like.

https://files.catbox.moe/qp5y25.mp4

This is bringing back memories of when I went to Japan and went absolutely broke on girls bars/hostess clubs. I got to the point where I maxed out my ATM withdrawals for two days straight and had to return later to pay off my debt.

>>74410182
Those places are scams, especially for foreigners

>numberfagging in a supa

>>74410234
define "scam"
Of course it was a waste of money and I spent more than I expected
But it was also helllla fun. I was pretty much ddrinking all night long with gorgeous ladies so the price/hour wasn't that bad.

Minto cancelled

>>74410025
Only (You) in her eyes!

UUUU I miss Mint already

>>74410439
me on the left

Mint is gone... I miss Mint....

She's ending stream to haunt me. Sorry anons.

>>74410547
No worries. She's gotta do what she's gotta do. Stay safe out there, being haunted is no joke.

>>74410300
Scam because they are more expensive than they should be, you can find cheaper ones too and like I said, they charge more money with foreigners

>>74410611
Thank you anon. I need to make sure she leaves me with enough of my life force to survive...

>>74408572
Not really. She's not hideous but I'd say she's below average.
But her personality legitimately makes her to me, an unattractive man with an equally unattractive personality, a 10/10.

>>74410614
it sorta makes sense to charge more for foreigners because the language barrier makes things more awkward. But they basically charged me what they said they would, i just forgot about the time because I was having too much fun. I'm sure if you search enough you can find cheaper ones but they might not be as good.

I was playing games so I couldn't post at the time. I hate when Mint keeps calling herself ugly.

>im pretty sure thats the chubby girl maid cafe
>she's 100% right
sasuga Mint

>>74411746
what a fuckin' nerd weeb lmao
God I love her.

>>74411432
Same and same. I wish I could cheer her up and fix her misconception, she's a great person. I wish someone could fix me too.

>>74411746
she's too strong!

mint is so great

>>74412490
much too strong

>>74410145
This is so cheesy, it's great! if those 18 sec are enough, then I'd say go for it.
>>74412279
I can fix this anon.

>>74412718
Mint is the cutest and the strongest.

>>74414941
she will pay for the wasted drinks with her body

>>74414941
MINTO SEXOOOOOOOOOO

>>74414941
Can't believe she spilled my drink... her butt will be punished for this mistake

>>74415159
>Grab a shovel

>>74414941
punished with rape(consensual)

>>74415329
i was talking about her ghost body but this is even better

>>74414941
What a ponko maid she is

MINT FC
1. Mint Fantôme
2. V1 Minto-chan, my beloved
3. I am praying for this thread
4. Mint is gone...
5. FAQ for Newfags and Tourists
6. My Wispggas
7. Fresh Bread
8. (I'll get you pregnant even if you're a) Spooky Ghost
9. SHE LOVES US
10. SHE HATES US
11. (Red) Horror Mint
12. That Fairy
13. Psycho Mintis
14. Solid Mint
15. Revolver Mintolot
16. Big Boss
17. Mint's huge ass
18. Her Powerlevel is higher than yours
19. Mintoji-san
20. 3 Moles
21. HAGS
22. BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN
23. Makes me feel good
So, you guys said we surely don't have a full divegrass squad of 23 considering it's the same size as World Cup squads. These are just 23 things, mostly about this thread, her chat and stuff that happened after her return that I could think of on top of my head. Other players could be Bootaro, Bootaro's friend, the Drawgoon, Heart Toggle, something about the Pachislot Machine or just MGS Brainrot... surely (You) can also think about something.
Honestly I'd also argue for Mint Fantôme, 21x BUSTIN and Makes Me Feel Good if we want a divegrass team, it's hilarious

>>74414941
HOLY MOLES!

>>74407730
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

>>74416223
I'm famous...

I want to kiss Mint's butt mole

>>74416223
Also, one of them should be "Me, btw"

>>74416938
yes, you're right. It's just something I typed down without much thought put into it. More to demonstrate that we could totally have a squad of 23

>>74411746
Oh I remember that road
I got off at Suehirocho and tried to go to the Yushakobo keyboard store, but went in the opposite direction because I looked at the map wrong

sex is bad unless you're married
how do i marry a ghost?

>>74417539
Wow, you're messed up.

>>74417539
she would first have to divorce me and this is never going to happen

I need Mint's butt on my face

>>74418281
>implying
meds time

>>74418281
im going to marry you so im married to Mint by proxy

>>74418689
ofc she would never do this since God says divorce is wrong

>>74418790
divorce is actually okay but they just cannot remarry, they're allowed to go back to their husband though

I want to use Mint's butt as a pillow

Uh... why is all her pre-niji stream VODs private? I wanted to watch them.

>>74416223
I approve of this team. Bootaro should be included for sure though.

>>74419140
She didn't want to alienate new fans by having them feel like they have to catch up on old in-jokes and stuff, and start fresh so everybody is on the same page.

>>74419140
She's embarassed about her oldself + her mic was shit. She doesn't want new viewers to see it.

>>74419367
Fujo Minto as well

>>74419410
lock it in tier 3 subs imo monetize that shit. Too bad Mint is too kind hearted to do it.

>>74414941
>Those cute tiny moles
AAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH

>>74419410
So her old content is more or less lost media outside of a few clips? Isn't there a VOD archive or anything like that?

>>74420656
Yeah, there's an archive

https://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCcHHkJ98eSfa5aj0mdTwwLQ

https://youtu.be/LHWxwkTNvOE?t=10308
So you're saying there's a chance she won't join their Minecraft server

>>74421161
https://twitter.com/MintFantome/status/1783351165687656915

>>74420765
wait, that's not all. the 1st stream I saw of her isn't in this archive.

>>74421269
Yeah there's about a dozen streams missing, plus collabs that were on other people's channels.

>>74421230
If I don't open this xeet I won't have to read it.

Anyone post this yet?
https://x.com/yuyuyuyuyu_x/status/1783347983251046906

>>74422782
MINTOOOOOOO SEXOOOOOOOOO

>>74421230
>ironmouse
And just like that, I don't want to see her stream it anymore.

>>74422782
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Ghost sex is nice but I really want is marriage and children.

>>74421230
Kek from being the face of vtubing to nothing more than a vshitshow orbiter. How far has she fallen?

>the face of vtubing

>>74423608
>he doesn't remember when everyone was Pomu

Are hostesses therapists? Is this what therapy is like?

https://twitter.com/koumariya/status/1783371412411212021
Is that mint 2nd from the top 3rd from the right?

Do you think Mint would appreciate a Metal Gear Rex poster signed by Kojima as a gift?

>>74424359
Sure looks like it. I spy something familiar too two slots to the left of her.

>>74424544(me)
actually maybe not. I can't imagine her doing a karaoke relay straight without some kind of gimmick. probably someone else.

>>74424544
looks like Roca to me

>>74424656
Hair doesn't match up. Could be an original art, though.

>>74424359
Probably is, looks like the key art used for the podcast and Kusaland.

>>74421230
Reminder than the Vshojo server is full of Non Vshojo vtubers and even has small corpos Playing in the server dosent mean shes joining

>>74424544
>>74424656
isnt that himemiya rie?

>>74424793
You might be right. She did participate in the last one.

>>74424359
>Roca
>Clara
>Mint
>Nina Saotome
OMG this is gonna be pure kino

>>74424793
Yeah that lines up much nicer with the silhouette than what I was thinking.

>>74424359
>mari puts herself besides mint right at the center
Cute

>>74424410
Are you >>74408572?

>>74424952
i cant believe they got Hatsune Miku

>>74425075
No. I wasn't in Japan this year and I have never met Mint in person. I do have a signed MGS poster and I think it'd be a really neat gift. Also I'm not looking to meet her at a con or anything weird or stalkery, that's creepy

>>74425471
Maybe send it to the PO box whenever that becomes a thing. She'd probably lose her fucking mind.

>>74416223
>>74419367

How's this for a V0.2 with some basic player appearance ideas? There's also thinking about music and audio to use, specifically when the team walks out, when a goal gets scored (possibly by a specific player), mid-game "crowd chant" clips, victory anthem, etc.

1. Mint Fantôme [captain, base model, CF/star shooter]
2. BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN [Ray Parker Junior, SS/backup]
3. 3 Moles [giant disembodied waist with red circles around moles]
4. Makes Me Feel Good [Mint in a Ghostbusters uniform, shadows RPJ]
5. Get Forked [model of MGS pachislot machine; goalkeeper?]
6. S(k)rooky [Zoombini model, or Zoombini head on human body]
7. SHE HATES US [face overlaid with weeping emoji]
8. (Red) Horror Mint [red creepypasta with black flowing from eyes]
9. That Fairy [P*** model but silhouetted like Mr. Game & Watch]
10. V1 My Beloved [base model with TF2 Spy-style mask]
11. Eleven... [Mint with the "11" forehead sticker, jersey #11 duh]
12. My Wispgga [Wisp(spspsps) like Zoombini, alone or as a head]
13. Psycho Mintis [Mint in a leather jacket and gas mask!]
14. Bootaro (& friend) [steal /an/ cat model and add stink lines]
15. Mintoji-san [Faceless Fatguy from /h/ but wearing Mint merch]
16. Idol Stalker [Mint holding light wands, wearing Dempagumi merch]
17. AFK BRB (giant wall of generic $1 supas; defender/backup goalkeeper?]
18. LAST! Wars (giant wall of YouTube chat; defender/backup goalkeeper?]
19. GHOST SEX WOO WOO [KC Green comic guy mounting a big butt Mint]
20. SHE LOVES US [SHE HATES US but with blush emoji? super sub?]
21. Eat Gay / Reeks of Single Parent [2D sprite of Rather Dashing]
22. Gonzalo [Mint with giant "melon" speech bubble]
23. H.A.G.S. [Mint in a swimsuit; maybe with a chibi Matara?]

(Remaining/Backup Ideas)
I am praying for this thread
Mint is gone...
FAQ for Newfags and Tourists
Fresh Bread
Her Powerlevel is higher than yours
Solid Mint
Revolver Mintolot
Big Boss

The 21 BUSTINs idea is also hilarious as a fallback; Mint as the captain and keeper, MAKES ME FEEL GOOD as the primary striker, so every play is just BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN BUSTIN... MAKES ME FEEL GOOD!

Rin can fix me!

(shit I probably should've included a Bunny Mint or Rin or something)

>>74425609
Personally I would say take out the 'that fairy' Pomu reference. Praying for this thread would be my replacement pick.

>>74425609
Mint has to be the striker gold, I would remove the number 3, 7, 16 because it's similar to 15, 17, 18, 20 and I would add the pachinko machine

>>74425556
Is she opening a PO Box? As awesome as that would be I don't see that happening anytime soon unless she said it on stream. I was thinking of dropping the poster off to an artist who is an acquaintance to her and hoping it gets transferred that way.

Ai shitpost

>>74426277
a second Mint has hit the tower

>>74426277
The cardboard wings weighed her down

When Mint's voice does a tiny crack when she does a
>nooooooooooo
or a
>stoooooooooop
it's really cute.

>>74424410
She'd freak out for sure.

>>74427092
I love when she says stoppppp, it's so cute

>>74416837
sauce for that speech bubble?

>>74407835
>picture
uoh... I kneel..,

>can only watch 1 hour of mint a day
man im missing out on mint content and have to wait for weekend to catchup..

So what's the over-under on mahjong being too much for her brain to handle?

Is Mint gay?

>>74430341
Anyone can play Mahjong. They can just zatsu and lose.

>>74431122
Can she get the blue archive characters by just zatsu and losing? Because unlocking those is the only reason she's playing it.

>>74431217
fuck if I know. I don't play gacha and I don't know mahjong either. All I know is you can get a cat hand in that game.

>>74431088
No, because she's actually a gross old man in a tiny girl's body

>>74431315
No, I'm the gross old man in her tiny girl body

>>74425609
That's an impressive list. I'd say that 15 could also just be a fat bastard who resembles Mint.
10 should just be V1. imo that prayer and the FAQ are very important to /mint/ and a Mint gnome would make for a great player model.
Breadmint as well, either classic white or just Mint with a slice of bread on her forehead.

>>74431281
someone who knows Mahjong really needs to explain what that cat hand is

>>74408572
What's it like being able to see ghosts?

>>74435314
no just the mahjong souls game lets you play as different characters when putting down tiles. One of them is a cat or dog thing, so you see a paw putting down tiles on your turn

>>74435590
Frustrating because I can't touch them

>>74436591
cant touch this

I miss Mint

>>74424775
it's very selective. They invite vtubers they trust. it's not based on popularity.

Good morning my wispggas
Shitty ass mahjong today how we feelin?

>>74438038
Good morning wispbro.
I don't wanna work, I wish it was night already.

I missed like two weeks of streams because I was obsessed with playing Factorio all day every day and I feel guilty about it... on the bright side, lots of podcast to catch up on.

>>74438038
GM Wispgga

>>74431088
It seems Mint goes crazy on the regular for girls, but I think her appreciation for GAR older men is unmatched.
Cute girls make her drop her spaghetti, GAR men make her eggs scream they need to be fertilized.

>>74425609
Quick proof of concept. It's a perfectly solid starting point. If any friendly matches happen, you could easily field this provided you can get the 3D models done in time.

I'm all for creating divegrass team but isnt Mint going away after this summer?

>>74438785
bit of a typo with Skrooky but looking good!

>>74438785
some nitpicks:
>S(k)rooky, you made a typo like that other anon said
>1 is usually the goal keeper's shirt number, it's weird on any other position. If you want Mint to be the star striker, 9 is a better pick
>HAGS needs a shirt number of 30 or above

>>74441685
Again, it's a proof of concept. There's a lot that hasn't been touched: the shirt numbers are the default ones and so are the weight and even the country. It's just there to highlight how easy it is to get something like this off the ground once you have some ideas.

>>74433420
Hotdog!

>>74441779
All in all, it seems obvious that we are indeed capable to make a football team.

>>74443358
its easy, i just need to breed Mint 23 times

>>74443570
Fine, I'll do it

I miss Diamond City Lights. Listening to it still makes me feel sad.

>>74443664
You can't fuck my wife

Wisps, help cure my autism. I injured my arm and might need to have a CT scan to see if it's fractured.
My dumb brain is telling me that they'll tell me that I have an unrelated cancer once I have the scan. Am I being retarded

>>74444402
Yes because CT scans don't tell if someone has cancer or not, that would be blood/other bodily fluids tests.

>>74444123
I know time won't wait 'cause it only leaves behind. Don't cry.

>>74444248
okay anon...
impregnates your wife Mint Pregantome

>>74444473
Thank you Wisp, this has been bothering me and making me worry way more than it should
I'm just like my oshi frfr

>>74444666

>>74444666
Do not fear the Bone AIDS, Wisp

>>74444666
You'll be okay. As someone who only has ~2 years left, you'll be fine. I'll give you the rest of my life force so you can be okay.

>>74445002
It's less about finding cancer in the bones and more about them going "Hmm, your arm seems broken BUT LOOK AT THAT WEIRD THING IN YOUR STOMACH, MUST BE CANCER" i've never had a CT scan before.

>>74445120
>As someone who only has ~2 years left, you'll be fine.
Are you okay wisp?

>>74445134
That won't happen. Go get your arm scanned, you have nothing to be paranoid about, I promise.

>>74445169
Don't worry about it. Forget I said anything.

>>74444666
have you tried a CBT scan

>>74445353
why is CBT such a common topic with Mint?

>>74445391
is there something wrong with Closed Beta Tests, wisp?

>>74445345
I hope you are doing well regardless
>>74445278
I know, I just needed to get it my autism out of my system. Thank you either way
>>74445353
Are you offering, Wisp

>>74445134
they will literally just look at your arm.

>>74445518
this is whats gonna happen
https://youtu.be/BYN8DnS6fmg?t=30

>>74445490
>Are you offering, Wisp
depends, do you have insurance

>>74444123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbTgZLevLWk
Captcha: PPDHM

>>74416673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78NqcZGPfBU

>>74446363
you wisps should eventually learn that this is a trap. ghosts don't get stuck in walls, they can easily phase through them.

>>74446603
>eventually
but this day will not be that day

>mahjong
but why

>>74447178
BA collab

>>74447178
cute and funny gacha girls

>>74447178
cunny archive

>>74447178
Mahjong is a pain to learn because you have to memorize all of the Yakus (poker hands) but, outside of scoring, the game is simple. It's fun to play and it's easy to watch. I don't see an issue with this.

>>74447331
what did she say again, which brats are her favourites?

>>74448248
Yes

Ectoplasm hag cunny uuoohh

Waiting room up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qKUg8ftzgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qKUg8ftzgg

>>74446603
Anon, I shouldn't have to point this out, but the wall is cracking. She most certainly isn't trapped. More like the wall to keep her out has failed.

>>74450057
she's too strong for that wall

I've just had such a wonderful dream where I married Mint and then we were on a wedding and there were flowers, ribbons and baloons everywhere and then Snake said to me "You're pretty good" and Mint said to me "I love you". Why did I have to wake up?

>>74452175
https://youtu.be/78NqcZGPfBU?t=147

>>74452175
Was Snake one of your guests or did he have an official role in that ceremony?

>>74452463
Well, he came out of nowhere, as is typical for dreams, so I'd assume he was a guest.

>>74449645
The collection of Fantography still seems rather limited

>>74454562
I have around 300 pictures in my Mint folder, although they include screenshots, memes and art done by Wisps.

>tfw two wisps suddenly sent me a message
>never ever talked with anyone on X
>it's the same shady link
I got anxious for nothing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1qS9LMuK8M

Hope she doesn't get dicked by the gacha rates. Game is pretty stingy since all the gacha stuff is purely cosmetic.

>>74456284
Isn't purely cosmetic gacha good, though?

>>74456496
I just want her not to whale for the characters

>>74456550
gacha is dangerous

>>74456550
The collab characters are in a banner? I haven't touched majsoul in years but weren't events just participation awards?

>>74457021
Yeah the event is just participation awards. Think in total it has two free rolls and a bunch of gifts that you can turn into a 1-2 rolls on top of that.

My only wish is to roll anime grandpa.

>>74457392
she looks pretty young for a grandpa

>>74457501
Mental age of 100

https://x.com/lewdselmetti/status/1592011297306341376

We are SO back!!!

For newfriends this was one of her best streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDGgujf_G1E

>>74458033
I just saw
>+Announcement
and nearly had a heart attack before noticing it was her Pomu stream...

>>74458033
ngl, her mint one was also one of her best streams, this is the third one

>>74458711
I remember her saying as Pomu that she wanted to do another one once she was back in Japan again for an extended period to catch up on changes. This is just her delivering.

>>74458033
It's just natural. Just like birds move South during autumn, the Japanese princess moves to the field of autumn's fallen leaves.

Is BA even fun?

>>74438785
Hell yeah, we could totally have a team no problem. I'm 100% on board, thanks for showing us this.

>>74459247
The girls are top tier and the events are pretty fun, if you're someone who watches vtubers you'll most likely enjoy what it's going for, and you get a shitton of free pulls so you can scratch the gacha itch with it. BUT, the gameplay is pretty ass.

>>74459759
>wisps were unsure if we could even get 23 players together
>the real issue is to narrow the squad down to just 23 players

>>74459945
I think the hardest thing will actually be getting someone to step up as a caretaker/manager more than anything else.

>>74459867
Can contest to the gameplay being ass since I've been putting off the newest grand assault till the last possible moment.

>>74459247
I refuse to watch the anime because the MC looks fucking generic
But the game is pretty okay. I prefer NIKKE

>>74459977
what's actually required for that team?

>>74459977
The wisp that signed us up for ogey calibur could easily be a caretaker if he wants to.

>>74460501
We have a squad and I doubt proof of interest would be an issue given that people seem to have responded positively to the divegrass talk in the first place. Models would still be needed, but there are a fair few people involved in the league who are good at modeling so getting one or two to help might not be so hard.

>>74461158
that's me, i'm considering it

>>74461158
since i'm such a huge football fan, i'd love to get involved in some way or another, but i don't even have the game and i'm usually travelling on the weekend

I wanted to play BA to be able to relate more to my oshi but I prefer big asses over cunny... I can't justify playing BA over Nikke.

>>74461187
Go for it.

>>74461279
You don't need to worry about that anyway unless you actually decide to manage. You could easily help with the caretaking process and not worry about the tactics - plenty of teams in the league do that already.

>>74461423
I'm gonna think about it a bit longer, I haven't even peeked into the discord or anything. And while Mint is by far and away my favorite EN vtuber, she is my second-favorite chuuba overall, which makes me wonder if I shouldn't let someone who kamioshis her take the reins.

>>74461571
So long as the team is clearly by the wisps and for the wisps, I don't think it'll be an issue. You've got time to think about it at least.

This >>74414941 is what happens when you get a bussin' (tables) when your resume says bustin' (on a freaky ghost bed)

>>74461817
I mean I still consider myself a wisp, I consider her an oshi, I love Mint immensely. But I think if someone else who loved her even MORE than I did wanted to step up, I'd step aside. And anyway, I'd probably just want to deal with administrative stuff - get us signed up, make sure we're compliant, grease palms and give some ghost blowjobs to modelers to get us the good shit. That kind of thing.

Hope eventually we get some mahjong collab streams after this.

>>74463744
Mahjong streamers are unhinged.

>>74463969
kek I forgot about her

>>74463969
To be fair that game is a catalyst for being on the edge of dropping a slur half the time.

>>74463969
>>74464024
>>74464128
QRD? I don't watch mahjong streams.

>>74462515
Perhaps we should think about a team of let's say 3 wisps who support each other and work together. I mean, one could jump in if the main manager isn't around etc

>>74464262
Sio was one of the biggest Mahjong vtubers on the JP side until back in 2020 she was found shittalking other vtubers on 5ch. Which completely killed her career.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qKUg8ftzgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qKUg8ftzgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qKUg8ftzgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qKUg8ftzgg
MINTO LIVE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Turtles my beloved

>>74464649
Happens literally everytime, looks like she just enjoys it.

>>74464262
Her whole shtick was being good at Mahjong but she used 3rd party software to cheat in online games.
She also regularly passed off commissioned art as her own drawings.

She was friends with Hololive's Roboco and used to collab with her all the time.
At some point her IP address got leaked and it came out that she was a well known Roboco-anti on 5ch.
One of her defenders made a big stink about how it must be someone else using her IP, because many of the shitposts happened while she was streaming.
That gif is clip from one of her streams at the point one of the shitposts happened.

summary of Mahjong Rules
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for anyone who wants to follow what's going on.

It's Rummy with a funky deck.
The deck has cards numbered 1-9 in 3 suits as well as 7 unnumbered trumps.
There are 4 copies of each card.

https://riichi.wiki/List_of_yaku

>>74464921

>panties are overrated
>t. Mint Nopantôme

>>74464957
Autistic ghost in need of correction!

>>74464475
>>74464793
Ok, thanks!

I played Blue Archive exactly long enough to get Aru on my roster and then quit because the game itself really wasn't great.

>>74464921
>list of yaku
How do people not go insane playing this game?

Mint got a Toki dakimakura at Comiket

>>74465108
You learn a little bit at a time and just do easy hands, then eventually learn the more specific ones.

MAHJONG IS SHIT
CHESS FOR EVEEEEEEEEER

>>74465175

she checks the sacred texts

>>74465312
What all Blue Archive players do

I'm glad she wont learn mahjong

This is the daki she picked up

...Should I play Blue Archive? I love cunny and boobs

>>74465446
based

uoh CUNNYCUNNYCUNNY HAG CUNNY

>>74465446
Guys, I think Mint likes women.

>>74465446
Sex with Toki

>>74465446
based taste this is why mint is my KAMIOSHI

None of Mint's favorites have big tits.

>>74465108
You learn them by rote memorization.
For the first couple of hours you miss out on easy-but-convoluted shit like Pinfu and ignore the simple-but-difficult stuff.
After you've memorized the ones you're actually using, you learn more of them.

Babbies first yaku are
Tanyao : no 1s, 9s, or trumps
Yakuhai: dragon-trump 3 of a kind (some wind-trumps work too but that's more convoluted),
Riichi: no drawn-discards, lock in your 13 cards, ante points

>>74465546
Fake news

>>74465546
at this point i believe she likes everything with a heartbeat

I started playing mahjong for this BA collab, people over complicate the shit out it.

>Never use any of the call functions other than riichi and ron
>Collect four sequences (either three consecutive numbers of the same suit, or three of the same tile)
>Collect a pair
>Win, usually fucking over a dude working towards a big hand

You don't need to learn anything else in the game if you don't want to.

>There are 2 dragons inside of me
Yeah, I saw that Pomu art with Elira and Selen.

>>74409085
It's called a pilot.

>>74465640
She's incredibly bi, but has androphobia for 3D men.

do japanese people actually put in so much effort to start playing this game?

>>74410104
>just walk up and say hi to a person who, at least nominally, is supposed to be a graduate student/former office lady in her day life and is an anime girl by night
Mintmu is nice so she probably wouldn't talk shit about the creepy stalker who followed her around, but she would blame all of you collectively and ask you not to come up to her when she's browsing for porn.

She is perfect

>>74465805
>>74465812
heh look at this nerd!

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

>>74465785
You need to learn so you can start having fun gambling

>>74465805
Sex.

Fun fact: the suits are all increments of money
>Pin 筒子
Individual coins
>Sou 索子
Strings of 100 coins
>Man 萬子
Groups of 100 strings of coins

The trumps were originally 5 directions (the red dragon is center)

>>74465805
>>74465812
She kinda looks like a nice 50 year old librarian

>>74408907
>I swear to god it was by accident and I didn't approach her or try talking to her. Just noticed her in a store when I was looking at pervert books.
You wasted your fucking chance.

>>74465801
>He doesn't know

Least the Mahjong Soul tutorial is pretty good for this. I remember trying to learn through Tenhou back in the day and having that shit be all Japanese and having to learn how to read manzu and wind tiles.

>>74465752
If that was true she wouldn't like all those actors

>Why is it just blank
The white dragon was originally a replacement tile included in sets, like a joker.
After they became common to find in sets, they started getting used in games (also like a joker).

Many sets today use a stylized white dragon (showing an empty blue frame) so that they can include both white dragons and blank replacement tiles.

>>74465922
My chance to bother someone just trying to live their life? I respect the distance between fan and oshi.
At best I would've been "that awkward, but well-meaning guy" and at worst I would've been "yet another creep".

>>74466102
It's ok, I'll marry her in your place.

>>74465752
she has androphobia for ugly awkward men specifically, which is all of you

>>74465865
this is way too complex for a gambling game
this game must be a japanese psyop

>>74466177
>japanese
ACKSHUALLY it's chinese

>>74466177
Watch Akagi NOW

>>74466220
Japanese rules for a Chinese game though

>>74466220
riichi jong is jap

>>74466220
Which is the hilarious part. You would think they would put out mahjong with Chinese rules but just to obfuscate their Chinese origins, they did Japanese instead. To be honest, it was also because of local regulations and laws. The CCP still dislikes things associated with gambling including Mahjong and it would've probably gotten under heavy scrutiny if it used Chinese laws. Using Japanese rules was probably a way to skirt that, especially with localizing it everywhere overseas.

Did she actually just UOH

holy shit shes actualy uoh'ing

I think I speak for all of us when I say UUUUUOOOOOHHHHH ToT

She's drooling...

>>74466575
I'm not going to nitpick on which version of the game has better Yakus (they're all shit) but the addition of Furiten and RIichi objectively improve the game.

>til uohing out loud is a real thing

based cunnyseur Mint

I really don't like how Majsoul pushes for half matches instead of full length ones

>>74466750
Just gotta queue up for the south room and ignore all the east shitters

>>74466750
I really don't like how Majsoul rigs the tiles that get drawn.

>>74466787
I do, but most of the chuubas that learn through it only play East

>>74466831
Let's kill them

>>74466831
makes sense if they wanna play with as many viewers as possible

>>74466690
Chinese mahjong is offense only, Riichi mahjong is defensive if played correct.

>>74466787
What's the difference? I've only ever bothered with east myself

>>74467044
The number of rounds.

>>74467044
Just double the length. East round wind switches to South after the 4 turns.

>>74467044
east rooms are all chinese style players, awful time

>>74467127
wdhmbt

>>74467208
The Chinese play like shit. Call tiles constantly, never build good hands, luck only.

Fresh bread is in the oven, NERRRRRRRRRRRRRD! Edition.
>>74465812 this one

>>74466988
Which makes sense when you look that it was developed with a gambling culture in mind. Japanese mahjong never got to that state, and the game developed differently as a result to be more strategic.

>>74467044
East matches are very short so you're at the mercy of luckshittery

So this game is just chinese poker?

>>74467367
Yeah

>>74467367
it's rummy

>>74467292
>Call tiles constantly, never build good hands, luck only.
On /vg/, /vm/, and /jp/ such people are called nyaggers.

>>74467413
Rummy is Mahjong.

>>74467448
I approve of this terminology.

>>74467448
Hate that FUCKING cat

>>74467448
nothing wrong with open hands, nya!

>>74467448
Hey I got ron'd by a 1000 point hand nyagger just a bit ago!

Why are brazilian wispies like this

>>74467448
PON NYA!

>>74467793
>he didn't riichi his yakuman
the game punished you for not being a man

>>74467810
I think it's Brazilians in general

>>74465922
I saw Maid Mint at a grocery store in Akibahara yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “okuyaku-sama, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

$60 for MX Master 3S worth it?

>majong soul
Pippa pipkin will want to play with her.

>Riichi is just click it if you see it
Please don't give shit advice. You need to think about your wait. You need to think about if you should dama.

>>74468009
Please god no

>>74467947
kek, a classic

>>74467947

Bros I am brazilian don't talk shit about me

>>74468037
riichi button = free sex

>>74468009
>Offtopic image
>Offtopic comment
Why're you even here

>>74468009
shes just going to have to collab with marimari so pippa wont even dare

>>74468037
It's OK advice for a beginner.

>>74468073
Yes.

>74468009
fuck off

>>74468037
Whole stream is filled with shit advise, gotta superchat to break through.

>>74468037
>Introducing mind games to somebody that doesn't even know what a yaku is
You're the reason why people assume mahjong is impossible to learn

>>74468077
tourists never read he FAQ
>>74468009
please consider
>pic related
I'm surprised that nobody posted it yet ITT

>>74468083
*marimari underscore en

>>74467947
My only recs would be changing it from a grocery store to a Melonbooks, and instead of 15 milky ways, make it some pervert doujin

Ask me how I know she's taking garbage notes.

>>74468083
>>74468253
Dear God, no. Something is seriously wrong with MariMari underscore EN's brain and I would not want Mint to hang around with a person like her.

>>74467876
I did actually. I had decent odds if the round had kept going since there was only one South left, no reason for anybody to keep it in their hand

>>74468077
50% of the images in this thread are 'off topic' if the stricture for 'on topic' is specifically maid mint images. This is an IMAGEBOARD not a REDDIT BOARD, people have always posted images for 20 years. Where the fuck are you subhumans coming from and why do you never LURK? Fucking newfag.

>implying she will play again after this event

>>74468517
Ok sperg stop coming here collab begging your pink whore

>>74468563
she seems pretty invested in learning

>>74468563
She'll have to grind the shit out of this game if she wants to complete the event.

>yawning on tutorial
your defense, jongbros?

>>74468364
Dunno man. I'm pretty fast to kill my own hand when I notice the lack of terminals and honors in discards.

>>74468601
She will forget about it tomorrow

>>74468642
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ikGvLUbOuU

>>74468707
>>74468707
>>74468707
>>74468707
Fresh Bread for the Wisps!

>>74468563
She might want to network and Mahjong is kinda popular with some other vtubers.
I think she also likes seeming like she's not retarded (even though she is definitely a little retarded)

>>74468517
Noone likes phasecuckfags

>>74468776
There are better games for that, like uno, minecraft or metal gear

ミント 〜闇に降り立った天才

>>74469138
Many such cases.

>>74468914
it's literally just blue archive, as much as I wish it was love of the game