/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thread theme fo today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii0GDDIYK7M&pp=ygURbGFzdCB3b3JkcyBzdHJma3I%3D

mond hallucinating and her slitty convulsing on my cock while I break her desu

>>74362177
oh these 2 are so cute, who are they?

>>74363801
Mei Miyuri and Dianko Lastrea, both on yt

>>74363667
What the fuck

>>74361963
>wrong subject
anti

>>74366828
I wish she wore a skirt. The only thing putting me off in her design are those shorts.

>>74367346
I like the shorts. Her whole outfit has comfy vibes. Like shes just running around the house not caring about what shes wearing, but wanted to wear the thigh highs because one has pretty colors and the other has a cute cat

>>74367914
She wore thigh highs because it's too cold to go with just shorts but pants are uncomfy, easy.
But why shoes?

>>74369488
>>74367914
>>74367346
good morning femanons

>>74369488
She doesn't want to get her socks wet or dirty. Also she might decide to play in the backyard if her dad mr otter lets her

>>74369870
Good morning!

>>74369939
I honestly don't know what to think about her. She seemed cute and I thought she's an age regressor at first, but she seems to have some horror undertones, so I think she's just baiting. Wadanohara convinced me.

https://x.com/mondvampir/status/1783129066477916162?s=46

mond is taking a break cause of what happened

>>74369870
Goodmorning ojisan

>>74370192
uuuuuuuu mond

>>74370120
She kinda does have wadanohara vibes. Shes cute and innocent, but sometimes sus like when she had "why did you hurt me?" or something like that as a question during the qna part ofbher debut. Id enjoy some horror undertones with my cute anime daughters

>>74370192
no...

doctor = me

>>74370912
prescription = your cock

>>74370740
Yeah, that's why despite acting all cutesy she feels really fake, and what I like the most is actual pure girls you just want to protect. No horror, no lewd, just pure daughter vibes. Can be a bit crazy if she still feels pure.
Even my captcha said ToT

>>74371441
T. A retard who forgot to attach a file

>>74370120
She's played an age regressed character full time on Twitter, on stream, and in Discord, and she's been doing this for a very long time. She clearly enjoys playing this character.

>>74370192
I miss one stream and this happens...
What even went down anyways?

all debuting uohtubers will now have to show me their slitty credentials to verify their cute and funny history from now on

>>74371803
I have to show you my what?

>>74371603
Yeah, but as agere I cannot shake off the very fake feeling off her... giving me weird vibes.

>>74372111
Will you anti her now for months like you do with others?

>>74370192
I want to help her so badly...

Any loli vtubers with this body type? I'm not a fan of potatoes.

>>74372685

>>74372685
nanobites?

>>74372111
I see. Well, I don't mind if she's playing a character versus "genuinely" age regressing. I like character play regardless.

>>74371441
Fair. I enjoy the horror bits. Its just subtle enough to where i can pretend to be oblivious. Like "aww. shes just a baby she doesnt understand how bad things really are." kind of daughter experience.

>>74372083
I think he wants to swipe a credit card in your cunny ?

>>74373743
I save that for the discord streams with my tier 3 patreon

https://www.twitch.tv/neppienep

>>74372374
I'm not anti for anyone, and never been. I genuinely wish the best for her.

>>74373480
Yeah, it's more subtle than the rest, I have to admit. But she gives me vibes of the game Dreaming Mary.

Damn, maybe I should become the chuuba I'm looking for. I need someone with genuinely healing aura, someone pure to the point of "wow, I want to protect her from all the evil", but she would be the one protecting us. A true angel.

>>74374045
Based. id tier 3 sub and let you have the credit card after i swipe. ToT

>>74374800
Mond, Neppie, Lily

Mimi is too cute

>>74375206
mond is racist and schizophrenic not pure. lily has autogynephilia not pure. nep is pure

>>74373743
>>74372083
yeah true you have to not be able to fit a credit card in there. I checked myself and apparently my member is about as wide as a credit card. So you have to be small and breakable

>>74375690
behead those who slander mond

>>74375690
hate to break it to you but if you consider mental illness impure then none of them are pure

>>74375690
nep pure ? she's far from it but in a cute way somehow
t. neppiefag

>>74375690
fine, I'll watch Mond

racist schizophrenic autistic lolicons need to get with racist schizophrenic autistic lolis

>>74375690
>lily has autogynephilia
Fucking based where do I watch

>>74376281
i've been saying this

>>74376281
I love my fuhrer wife

>>74371689
she started hallucinating

>>74375690
>>74376110
I think I will give her a try and see. The search continues.

>>74372374
meds

Why is Nep playing old school? She shouldn't have any nostalgia for it

>>74374800
Give it a try! You might enjoy it if you dobt mind anons here lewding you once in a while. rena_chuu and arypie seem pretty wholesome. I dont think ive ever heard rena say swears before and arypie is just a yappy alien thats always excited to yap your ears off

>>74378331
she's appealing to her oji san viewers
why do you think she got into warhammer?

>>74378331
bro stop complaining that the lolis are pandering to we ojisans. you should be celebrating. i love being pandered to.

>>74374800
both of these ctubers have the same model mama and are super nice and pure
www.twitch.tv/runa
www.twitch.tv/tenshimishie

twitch.tv/muga - dreams of being an idol

>>74378331
it worked for mond

>>74378594
I wasn't complaining, just wondering.

>>74378585
>nu40k
Eugh, I hope her fans at least directed her to not buy directly from the GW to save some money.

twitch.tv/hunneychu

>oldschool runescape
I will now watch and follow your brat
world?

Who got Neptor playing OSRS?

>>74379126
Oh, is Neppie /here/ and saw the positive responses to the OSRS playing uohtubers

>>74380528
now we just need to get her to play Sex with Hitler and Sex with Hitler 2

>>74375690
>mond is racist and schizophrenic
That's my chuuba

Koinufag your oshi? https://files.catbox.moe/e7bbsp.mp4

>flute salad comes on
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Mod_Ian

>>74380856

>>74380856
Home...

best wife

>>74381317
better wife

>>74381486
Does your wife give ear nommies?

>>74381486
walmart brand shondo

>>74381506
actually neppie is learning asmr

>Mimi showing off her recipes today
It's going to be mustard gas, isn't it

>>74381577
I see, just seems completely impossible to beat Shondo. Loli kisses, whispers and growls from my wife make up most of my daily sustenance.

>>74381650
or LSD

>>74381486
she copies shondo yet can never be as good as her.

Trying so hard to not be parasocial with Rimaeri by watching more of other girls but it's only getting harder.... She's so fucking precious

>>74381486
Oh no, he's brain damaged!

>>74381872
I'm the same, I like the other ctubers, but the more I watch them the more I love my uohshi

>>74382580
Does uohshi imply you have a non-uoh oshi?

>>74382650
No, I rarely watch anyone that couldn't be posted ITT

https://twitter.com/IrisFuwa/status/1783185396848824821?t=RuXNQIXc1zyJB2eny5cGfw uh

>>74381923
happily married and retarded

>>74381735
i'm glad you love your wife as much as i love mine

>>74382832
Stop posting this gross hag, it stopped being funny

>>74374800
Unironically Dianko. Very comfy, cute streams. She never swore, sometimes reads bedtime stories on stream and is afraid of horrors, thunders and loud noises. Very pure and childish, even before loli model.

https://www.twitch.tv/rimaeri
Come celebrate National Rape Day with Rimaeri!

Neppie is so cute

>>74383404
>womb tattoo
ToT

>>74384063
disagree, tattoos are for trashy whores

>>74381923
Shondo cant even be bothered to do a cute voice when she streams lol

>>74384200
Her voice is cute enough without any faking

>>74370192
She looked so scared

>>74384759
It was cuter back when she tried
Now its just alice sawyer level

>neptilingus ToT

Lovey ch.

https://twitter.com/showcase_xr

>>74384818
You are deaf

https://twitter.com/ottermilmil/status/1783203967436030107
cute

>>74382832
it got deleted what did it say

https://youtu.be/n33xPNR0UjA
Dianko singing in less than 10 minutes.

twitch.tv/parasi
twitch.tv/krumroll

>>74386245
not loli

>>74386277
Use those irrelevant numbers to figure out how to kill yourself most efficiently

>>74386277
what is the mathematically perfect loli?

>>74386506
Irina

>>74386506
any model made by Kinak0_mitu or Irina's model

>>74386277
Holy shit, we have loli science now?

>>74386611
you mean the same artist that can't draw feet to save her life?

twitch.tv/miwa

All you niggers chimping put over para not being a loli but no one caring that lily is just a guy pretending to be a girl. Try to do better

>>74387142
nep poster being a schizo again

neppies a very cute level of uneducated/sheltered
whats her schooling background

twitch.tv/runa - ring fit

>>74387166
She has the brit equivalent of a GED so she is as dumb as possible

>>74387285
that's hot

>>74387142
Listen up Neppieposter, this is going to blow your fucking mind. Get ready:
They're all just adults pretending to be anime children

>>74387285
So she technically dropped out of secondary school? Does she have all GCSEs then

>>74387369
n-no... it can't be....

>>74387369
Are you telling me they aren't 12 years old like I am? How am I supposed to get attracted to them now knowing they are all a bunch of old peoples. Guess I have to go back to trying to find a cure girl in my vietnam slums

>>74387569
anon...

>>74387154
I swapped meds. Im less eepy, but my tulpas are more rampant. im the orinal btw. i think?

>>74387569
enjoy your 6 year vacation

man they really don't fuck around do they

>>74387569
even joking will get you a vaca anon

>>74387925
Nope. For as long as I've been on this site (like over 15 years at this point), that is one of the few things that will get you a guarantee ban no matter what board you post it on.

>>74386072
cute

>>74386072
>vertical stream
trash

>>74388458
i fuckin hate those. and anyway why would you cater do the demographic that has no money

>>74387607

>>74388458
>>74388596
I like vertical streams, easy to watch from bed. Or in work.

how do I know if they have bfs

>>74389141

>>74389141
be smart

>>74389171
yeah, me

>>74389141
I fuck every lolituber on the regular, ESPECIALLY your favorite one. So don't worry and just watch em.

>>74389141
if they're funny they might, just may be single
since humor tends to be a kind of coping mechanism for loneliness
if they sound like a robot that's getting updates wirelessly then they probably are in a relationship
that's what my years of knowledge tell me

>>74389141
If they suddenly stop streaming as much it's because they no longer have to rely on chat for their emotional needs

>>74389141
the assumption that they don't have bfs will set you on a very miserable path

>>74389632
crazy how that's what's been sold since the outset and yet it's expected to be known that it's a lie lol

>>74389632
can confirm
>t. shondophrenic

>>74389632
There's no other way to enjoy gfe ctubers

https://twitter.com/IrinaKumai/status/1783223303039279340

Huh, Irina's farming Dark Souls 3. How dilige-... wait a minute, that soul count...

>>74389583
But that also means if they suddenly start streaming more...

If they stop streaming less? Boyfriend.
If they start streaming more? Boyfriend.
If there's no change in streaming amount? Boyfriend.
If they say they're gay? Boyfriend.
If they say they're in a relationship? Boyfriend.

ctubers of this thread, are you single? no lying! how many boyfriends do you have?

>>74389772
Has she mentioned him? Must be a tough fella with her problems and all that, lucky too if he gets the same ASMR treatment IRL.

If she says she has a dog? That's her boyfriend.

yes they all have bfs im glad we're all on the same page
>verification not required

>>74390435
I love her

>>74389739
Ye its kinda sucks. You watch cute anime girls and get the idea "shes just like me!" doesnt feel comfortable around people irl, but still wants to talk to people. Then eventually the veil gets lifted and shes just another woman girlbossing her way thru life

>>74391240
the word you're looking for is lyinig yeah
>verification not required

>>74391240
Is girlboss(ing) just a term for being a psychopath/narcissist/scumbag but it's culturally sanctioned because vagina?

>>74390435
With all those souls she might be able to overlevel the naked samurai outside the firelink shrine

>>74391346
Whenever i see someone type girlboss its usually just a feminine version of based or a girl thats successful in multiple ways. Maybe its lost its meaning like most words these days

>>74389583
this desu

>>74391240
>You watch cute anime girls and get the idea "shes just like me
How the fuck do you get this idea?

>>74392059
i've had like 3 friends in my life
i take what i can get

>>74386506
Not mathematical, but scientific. The limit is Tanner stage 3 and soft waistline.

>>74392059
when they talk about being lonely and awkward and not going outside.

twitch.tv/fruitbatp

>>74386665
I have 4 degrees one of which is in loliology

>>74392832
Where'd you get that degree?

>>74392878
You can get those at the University of Houston (UoH) or City University of New York (CUNY)

>>74392832
What is the introductory material? I have a very hard technical bachelors, so I think I'll be able to comprehend it.

All you faggots getting mad at Vtubers not being single is hilarious, touch grass AND watch vtubers you sorry excuses for men

>>74392878
the technical institute of tokyo (ToT)

>>74393042
i'll do neither
heh

>no Ellie today
Damn, I hope she gets well soon

>>74393092
Loli tummy errotic. You can't post this without spoiler anon I don't want to bust at my desk

>>74393093
probably just too busy being railed

based muyu gonna play stalker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXcFTUqBPLE

>>74393265
yeah, by me

>>74393265
Don't think mental hospitals have that much action

>>74393437
You underestimate me.

>>74393351
another brat pandering to the oji sans....

>>74393437
I want Ellie to ride me while I'm in a straightjacket with only 1 organ poking out

>>74393042
femanon sniffed out, disregarded

>>74393437
You just have to break in or wear a disguise.

>>74393544
she's will be corrected by zone

>>74393615
It's probably Tuni

Can I still get a loli model even if I have D cups irl and have a aful loli voice

>>74393721
tuni doesnt browse the boards

>>74393791
if youre a lolicon then do it

>>74393791
bro you should go on a diet at that point instead of spending more time at the pc

>>74393791
proof

>>74393791
it's the sovl that matters
i'd let dizzy be a loli if she really wanted

>>74393791
you can get it even if you have a shlong between your legs, someone would enjoy it

>>74393864
But my bmi is normal anon I am only 57kg...

>>74393791
what anon said, im gonna have to see them to make an evaluation

>>74393923
>>74393866

Can I still get a big tiddy booba lady model even if I am flat as a board IRL and sound like a child or do I have to get a loli model?

>>74393791
Mizu was a married woman who drew lolis getting their bums plundered. It's a matter of commitment.

>>74393791
Yes. Just dont do irl streams, but if you really want to do handcams make sure your tits are out of camera range if you can manage.

>>74393866
>>74393926

>>74394504
not bad
would you want to be an oppai loli

>>74394504
>no timestamp

>>74393042
They're completely dependent on attention from lonely men for success, and they know it. That attention depends on the illusion they're available, which is why hiding their actual identity is so important to them. The men are likely very lenient, they themselves wanting to hold up the illusion since it's likely to be the only positivity they've seen from a woman other than their mother. Can't fault the men for wanting a positive experience, can't fault the women for wanting attention. People paying for closeness is only natural, it's a need on the same level as water and food.
>>74394504
Big nip, small nip, intadesting. Oppai loli is probably the way, some people like the personality even with other body types.

>>74394504
mods destroy this woman

>>74394504
Im all for flat is justice, but those are some ok tits. Goodjob femanon. Unfortunately i rate you hag/10. If not hag 4/10 youre tits are doing exactly the opposite of what people like about loli, aging. Your loli voice will have to make up for it

Okay seriously why do any of you give a shit about the body shape of the voice actor? It doesn't matter.

>>74394544
>>74394590
>>74394701
No proof=fake. You guys should know that by now...

>>74394764
Shondo beating her chest sounds awesome, flat as a board, my wife is

>>74394504
alright i wasnt expecting to see tits in my uoh thread

>>74394504
Isnt your model loli already?

>>74394764
no one does unless you tell them or make it super obvious

>>74394764
I dont care. Its just wierd having a picture of a cute anime girl next to a middle aged woman. My uohshi could be a hambeast for all I care. Shell still get my money as long as shes a cute anime gril.

>>74394848
The "hitting your chest to prove you're flat" thing is super fakeable though. All you have to do it hit your chest above your boobs.

>>74395011
You could see where she hit on her 3D model

>>74394766
You're right. This thread had some femanons here not too long ago so i forgot the golden rule of timestamps

>>74394060
If you want to keep it lore accurate, maybe you're more of a sheep or draph?

>>74395109
How about a shotgun to the base of your head?

>>74394766
Yeah these guys are idiots. Minimum standard would have been a handwritten note in the shot with "/uoh/ 4/24/2024" or something

>>74395194
Don't be mean.

>>74395194
Many chuubas care about the gap between themselves and the model after a while.

>>74394766
I guess yeah, on the other hand.. If it's a dude, I'm impressed he's managed to warp himself to the point he gets off on pretending to be a woman in the cunnychuba thread, asking if he can be a ctuber despite his D titties. That's so many layers, like goddamn.

>>74395346
Sounds about as mentaly stable as the rest of you pedos

>>74395346
It's the same larper as always. He's been here for months always promising things and ever delivering. He always write the same way.

>>74395346
You must be very naive, anon. Pretending to be a woman on the internet is a cheat code for instant validation, attention, and affection. It's not many layers. A woman with a problem is going to get more attention here than a woman without any problems, especially if the problem is actually a real life buff.

>>74395508
Yawn, when are you gonna go back to your general?

>>74395625
It's still interesting how he can get off on attention which is meant for a woman, attention whoring doesn't come naturally to most men.

>>74395786
Trolling or are you naturally gifted at being retarded?

>>74395723
When shondo gets off hiatus. No point staying in shon when she's not streaming

>>74395811
Every post here is me. Feed me more yous uwu

>>74395811
Born this way, I know a lot about technology, humans not so much, but I like knowing what makes them tick.

>>74395994
We have chat gpt write responses now. What is this trash

>>74396066
You deserve as much depth of thought as a feed forward language model is capable of

Sorry to interrupt the offtopic arguing but Mimi is going live in 35 minutes.

Why are shadow's fans so schizophrenic? They give me the ick

>>74396279
If it's not on pomf I don't care.

>>74396425
loli + GFE is a very dangerous combination

>>74396425
Nigga this is like asking why water is wet

>>74396425
what do you expect given the circumstances

>>74396279
She's my new daughter so I care

>>74396425
The ick is a psyop

>>74396425
>ick
gives me ick to see this ick, ick ick ick

>>74396441
I can't believe she included this one in the debut.

>>74396686
Ok glowie. You need your government issue tinfoil hat to cover up your neon green light so you don't get run over?

>>74393042
I don't care
>Touch Grass
What the fuck does this retarded, (probably) twittershit phrase mean? Im about to mow the front of the apartment I lice in, do you mean that? Use actual words and phrases, not memeshit.

>>74396931
It's the truth

>>74396948
Why do you have lice in your apartment? How dirty are you anon? You need to shower stinky old man

>>74396948
>Use actual words and phrases, not memeshit.
Strong words on a website where half the comments just say "kill yourself"

>>74394067
Mizu who? Is it the one im thinking of that did Warm and Cozy With a Friend / なかまでぽかぽか?

>>74396948
Bro you can't even spell the word live properly and you want to complain about someone using meme shit in their speeking? You are a disappointment on your family

>>74396981
I meant live, I live inside a giant lice shell. I killed it so I get to use it however. Please don't question my planet and our people's practices.

>>74397161
My mistake kami Supreme. Please spare me

Is this thread real chat?

>>74397306
No. You pissed the bed and are sleeping in it as we speak wake up anon.

This thread has been really bad and we need to do better.

>>74397527
You can stop posting any time and it will instantly improve.

>>74397527
this thread is constantly schizo, go watch muyu and relax

twitch.tv/cuemew

>>74397527
Eh, the shitposting comes in waves. Just ignore it

https://www.twitch.tv/ottermil

>>74398395
I hope she keeps the roleplay going

>>74396793
You fucks cant last 2 seconds without jerking your willy to loli. She didnt even debut and someone asked this. Lmao

>Mimi's feet don't touch the floor
God just IMAGINE

>>74399330
and?

/uoh/, what immediately kills an uohtuber for you? What would stop you from being interested in more streams?

>>74400317
Having a boyfriend publicly
Hard to participate in the fantasy when theyre constantly going mY BoYfRiEnD

>$1200 in Papa's Scooperia
Give it to me straight, her daddy is fucked, isn't he?

>>74400693
My boyfriend... Oh shit.

>>74400317
not streaming for several months at a time and coming back only for merch streams then pissing off again

>>74400317
Having no opinion of loli media and art. I want to hear about the mahous, the Im@s, the fashion, the MMO smols.

>>74401367
Schnidoo...

>>74400317
ugly feet

>>74400317
grifters

>>74400317
is anti-lolicon (obviously but this comes up more often than you think)
leftwing politics, feminism, self-centeredness, morally bankrupt
begging for money too often
rarely responds to chat/poor zatsu
overly sexual/using sex appeal as a crutch/too crude
drama shit
too many rules for interacting with them
is obviously male

>>74402125
too many try the over sexualization and it is pretty gross desu

https://twitch.tv/ch4ichan
she back

>>74403223
Why does this name look like a gamer tag of a autist

Should I do a BL reading stream next week?

>>74403669
You're asking the lolicon thread if you should read gay porn on stream.

>>74403743
Yeah according to my stats most of my views come from people clicking my thread tbat I post here. Only makes sense to ask here

>>74403808
nigga how drunk are you

Mimi is too cute, it's hard to sexualize her.

>>74403669
If you're passionate about it, go ahead. I've watched my oshi do a bunch of things I have no interest in because her passion is the appeal of the stream.

>>74404036
yeah she talked about jellyfish stings and my mind went to pee immediately but i couldn't say it

Latina mesugaki playing bnuy cnuy garden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luNTIjufm0U

>>74404062
She's had a few moments like that. Her first stream and she's already good at making you think she's going in a different direction before going back to cute

>>74404358
I just think I'm a degenerate and it's my fault

>>74403669
Sure im like this guy.>>74404043
if your passionate enough about it i dont care too much. You can yap to me about anything fictional for hours and i wont complain

Mond...

>actually drinks from a juice box
ToT

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be roleplaying a kid in Mimi's chat, or an adult talking to a kid

>>74405654
>adult talking to a kid
this one

>>74406553
Sir this is a cunny general. Im going to have to ask you to take your hag and leave.

>>74406719
Sowwy anon. It wud hav mad cens in the thread I men to pwost it in.

Bonnie stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLjWC_G8DyA

>>74406932
>>74406990
>>74407075
None of these are loli. Why are you posting this. One of those isn't even sfw. This is a no NSFW board anon why do you do this to us????

>>74407261
>based rurudo is not loli
The audacity of this fagget.

I wonder why I can't catch up to the other girls as quickly
is it the games i play or is it the voice or perhaps im just not that fun to be around
maybe if i was better at talking to the others, they're all so nice
i wish oniichan could hold my hand when I go say hi

twitch.tv/muga

>>74407623
Shut the fuck up schizo larper

>>74407623
do your best, lil sis

>>74407089
>posted shimo
Alright, you can stay.

Next baker please get the subject right. This one was wrong.

subject is "/Uoh/ - Uoooooh Global"

>>74409183
Understood make the subject "/uoh/ small hag general"

>>74409378
Post your tits with a timestamp this time

https://www.twitch.tv/neetdroid
Porcelain doll Noriko is live practicing makeup on her brand-new doll!

>>74410117
Loli jwol

>>74410224
Don't compare a grifter like her to porcolien maid