/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss Suityan

happy 502nd thread!!!

We love Suityan~!

I love Suityan more

I love Suityan x502

I love Suityan x503

I hope Suityan gained weight during her break

hahamachi turned suityan into a fat fuck...

so 18th is really cover song then?
welp i hope its finished in early may

>>74370271
Yeah and most likely a cover with someone else

>>74370535
>most likely a cover with someone else
based on what?

sui...sui...sui...sui...

chan...tyan...chan...tyan...

Reminder
plaid = sic > orangesex >>>> sailor >battle maid >>>>stig>>>>>>>>> mafia

>>74374581
I'd put stellar the into galaxy then sailor then battlemaid in that order, mafia is alright but I don't quite like it as much as the rest

>>74374581
SiC > Mafia(black) > SitG > Sailor(cat hoodie) > Plaid > Orange > Mafia(white) > Maid(winter coat) > Sailor(cardigan) > Maid(maid)

>>74374581
>SitG outfit that low
Your opinion is wrong, I don't need to hear more from you.

>>74374581
SitG > SiC > Orange = Plaid > Cardigan/Cat Hoodie > Mafia > Maid and its variants >>>>>> Sailor without cardigan/hoodie

>>74371596
Didn't suisei like that moth pokemon?

>>74375797
She does, Haxorous, or w/e that dragon is called, is probably what would be replaced

>>74375797
It's not necessarily pokemon that they like but pokemon that the author feels fits their image

>>74375446
You’re right. I’ll adjust
plaid = sic > orangesex >>>> sailor >battle maid >>>>>>>>>>>>> mafia >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>boobymachi >>>>>>>>>>>>> stig

Impeccable shit tastes just like our oshi.

>>74375596
>Sailor without cardigan/hoodie
Honestly, I think my biggest pet peeve with that outfit is the sleeves, I don't like the way they look.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWeNRKY4kyc
Will the movie have insert songs with the characters singing?

>>74377033
The fuck is boobymachi

>>74377891
Probably. I imagine it’ll be like Belle

Reminder that Suifren v2 will be on sale in 18 hours

>>74380276
Isn't it 17 hours? 6pm JST?

>>74380318
Yes? That's in 18 hours.

>>74380358 (me)
Fuck I'm retarded, it's in 16 hours. Timezone muzukashii.

>>74380406
It's okay we can be retarded together

Suta doing the Bibbidiba dance.
https://www.tiktok.com/@mochipoyochan/video/7361402196363136272

Director-san has nice moves in the bibidiba mv

>>74378006
I think this is what anon meant. Also the name should be big booby suityan but that's besides the point.

>>74381996
I mostly meant any big breasted suityan as an insult to how much I dislike stig. Just a joke anyways

Suityan’s favorite nuisance

nuisances*

suityan loves big booba

Nice I guess
https://x.com/caramela__c/status/1782332835560554804?s=46&t=EQB0zHtKkkVnIO_9NpApvQ

12 hours from now or 13 hours from now?

>>74389352
me strangling suityan

>>74388997
13 from your post's date.

>>74390033
don't do that

>>74390853
Couldn’t figure out if it was 5pm or 6. I’m trusting you. If I don’t get a plush it’ll be blood on your hands.

>>74393333
it's 6.
i'm not buying it this time, i'll wait for the second wave.
suityan stole too much money from me in march and april, i need a break.

tyan

chan*

Reminder

anemachi: 90% of what suityan says is a lie

i don't know who to trust

i only trust anemachi
suityan silenced her

>>74374581
sailor >>>> maid(winter) = carrot leg > plaid = sic > mafia >sitg > maid

here the correct one

>>74396911
i respect it

Feel like it doesn't make sense to put 3Ds on the list with L2D

Plaid > Cardigan > Carrot legs > Maid(Flowerhair) > Cat ears > White Mafia > Sidetail maid > Black Mafia > New year's outfit > Wolfcut

seethe

wolfkeks keep losing

>complains about the 3D outfits yet proceeds to blend the haircuts in for no reason

Orangesex > Plaid > Schoolgirl uniform + hoodie > Battle maid > NY > Standalone schoolgirl and cardigan > Winter coat > Fujomagnet

when are we gonna talk about these

>>74397394
No longer canon

>>74397379
>NY
we really all forgot the kimono...
the gloves are so hot...

>>74397545
the ny outfit is awful
those things on her hair are so fucking ugly

>>74397593
You're ugly.

>>74397512
did she get liposuction? i don't remember them being updated
>>74397593
i like the ribbons...

>>74397622
i am but at least i didn't grab everything my grandma had in her drawer and glued it to my hair

>>74397379
The hair is a big component and can make or break outfits

Shout in Crisis is best and not just because Michizure is best.

>>74400510
Ass cheeks

don't ever let me catch ayase in public

If you order the new Suifriend can you ask Cover ship it together with the anniversary order?

Otherwise, I'll just hope its in stock when Takoyaki drops.

>>74402721
nope

>>74402721
>when Takoyaki drops.
Who's gonna tell him?

>>74405190
she said it'll release this year at a weird date
watch streams

ファストボード

Dunno about you guys but flowerhair is the worst shit she put out, she's practically never using it and I'm glad she isn't

>he doesn't like himecut
Shit taste, probably a wolfkek

Suijig with suitummy!
https://jigex.com/7uxSH
405 pieces, mystery, edges first.

41:56
cute sui!
thanks for the jiggy

>>74410801
41:56.

Thanks as usual jiganon

>>74413937
chat, is this real?

>>74413937
What deck is she playing? Tearlament?

>>74414065
Can confirm it's true. Sui had a duel with comet chat and had her ass handed to her

how the Unknown Mother Goose cover came to be, by Iroha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joWCmPzL9Lk

this thread is gay

Orange Sex > Pathfinder Suisei > Plaid > everything else

Fuck off shipfag >>>/u/

plaid > everything else

Suisei giving advice to Iroha. It's from the past NHK episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qmr4OKCzso

now that's interesting, ok, I have a question, how do you feel about the fact that western indies on this board have more active threads than this one that belongs to currently one of the most popular chuuba

wew

>>74417203
less 4chan incels that watches suityan the better. And i'm saying this unironically.

first jp thread? lol
i don't care about what happens outside.

>>74417203
>how do you feel about the english board talking more about english vtubers than japanese vtubers?
dunno, how should i feel?

suitummy

>>74417203
Despite all the third-worlders, this is still an english speaking website. Western vtubers having busier generals is not a surprise at all.

>>74417203
one of two things should happen to this board: -1 Japanese-only vtubers board, or 2- hololive only board. Everything else is western dramaniggery shit, or just shit.

>point out a fact
>multiple anons instantly seethe

so basically, /vt/ bad, westerns fans bad, less activity good
what is purpose of this thread again?

>>74418931
>>multiple anons instantly seethe
where?

>watame pic
I feel bad for Watame and watamates for being used by such obvious shitposters and tourists so much

Ignore the schizo

>>74418967
to contain the bad people

>>74418967
>/vt/ bad
Mostly, yeah. If it were /vtg/ the board would unironically improve a hell of a lot though.
>westerns fans bad
I... I guess? I mean, at least the fans of chuubas that keep causing controversy after controversy.
>less activity good
On the drama board? Yeah kinda. But if it were /vtg/ and/or this board had moderation that wasn't complete dogshit then I'd be more than happy to see more discussion

>>74417203
I don't really care honestly

https://twitter.com/USEN_HITS/status/1782996654876221716
Bibideba in weekly USEN hits

>>74419997
what's USEN

>>74420049
Pretty old Japanese company that deals with tech stuff and they have a music player app as one of their products.

>>74420049
>Since our founding in 1961, the music broadcasting service remains as the central core of our business that lead us to stay as the Japan's top ranked company in the industry. With 500+ of broadcasting channels, we provide comprehensive music and information broadcasting to subscribers such as restaurants, shops and offices.

need suityan

>>74420283
Oh so I guess they're in charge of playing music on restaurants/malls/supermarkets. I think i vaguely remember someone saying to vote her stuff in this list to have them played in supermarkets

>>74419121
>/vt/
>containing bad people
>containing anything
heh

>>74421071
Yeah they have monopoly over that sector
Iirc Soiree too has been in USEN recommendation ranking list

CDJapan restocked the SSS vinyl if anyone didn't get it yet.

>>74420283
what's stopping the shops to just have a guy playing his spotify playlist into the store's speaker?

21M

suisei is cute I’ll admit it

I think Suisei is cute but I don't admit it.

>>74422573
Copyright problem. You can't play songs from personal streaming services in business place if you don't have license.
That's why many cafes use live band or DJ

>>74427621
Let the truth set you free

>>74427949
I don’t think I’ve ever been to a cafe that wasn’t just playing le generic cafe playlist off Spotify or whatever the barista wanted to listen to. Also who is going to snitch on a hole in the wall restaurant or cafe out in the countryside from doing the same? Japan is so weird man

46 more minutes until the war for OrangeFriend starts. Are you guys ready?

>>74430087
It's technically unlimited in stock if you just wait long enough, whatever

>>74430087
I woke up an hour early just in case
Give me plushie or give me death

3 more minutes

thought the shipping would be cheaper but oh well back to bed

first time actually getting something off the website
shipping always this high?

Can't wait to have to wake up at this time again next week for the singing event

>>74431836
i checked my order for the birthday merch and it was 20.43 for the shipping. i thnk they might me doing a blanket fee so it's probably better to order in bulk. still cheaper than it was before

>>74432092
this is probably the only thing im gonna get for a while, but it's good to know that shipping is cheaper than before.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU_xeNij4us

Apparently Suifren2's stock is 23k

Damn how much did they stock I still could order now

>>74432160
we're so cute bros
>>74432270
they were ready this time

you realize that this is merch primarily for girls

we're all girls here

https://twitter.com/kazamairohach/status/1783423607517122900
Kek

>>74432418
i bought for my daughter

>>74432418
That's sexist bro

>>74432418
Kill yourself

Us and the girl we like

singing bibideba now
https://youtu.be/GYY-ZFnMPRg

>>74431701
at least you're not me
wish cover wouldn't force me to pay taxes AND duties

>>74433147
What the fuck that extra fee is stupid

>>74433147
dude WHAT THE FUCK
$120 for a plushie. I will never complain about anything

>>74433183
yep.
what's the point of giving me this option if they won't let me, you know, UNCHECK IT
my country has a
>if the thing you're buying is under $50, you won't pay taxes
but cover is retarded and wants me to pay for stuff i don't have to. fucking hell.

>>74433248
That's why I'm going with geekjack. They might be scuffed and late but I did get my merch.

you're gonna trigger him

>>74433454
he knows doesn't he. i'm sure he does.

>>74433572
kek probably not. you're one of the only anons i recognize purely because you get raped when it comes to this stuff
take this nodoka for your troubles

>>74433454
My condolences to customs denied anon...
The only other option for me would be a proxy and it would cost more.

>tax: 0.00
>duties: 0.00
God damn I love my country

I bought merch with SAL once exactly one month before Corona broke everything and got the thing like one and a half year later when I already forgot about it. Never lost a package once, still, guess I am lucky.

>>74433682
it's alright. i just hope no other anons go through what i went through.
>>74433957
thanks anon. i'd use my proxy (US) but i'm torn because she's moving out in may.
i sent my anniversary stuff to her new address.
oh well. i can wait for round 2. or 3.
by then they'll probably fuck up the shipping again. we'll see!

>>74433988
You missed some transparency on the right side of her neck anon

The stock is reasonable this time

>>74434279
Why not just use a paid japanese proxy?
Chances are shipping will be cheaper.

>>74434482
I use a proxy and I just paid $10 lmao

https://youtube.com/shorts/7H2UcGMUaBo?si=Hf3Ma6VViS5pbB1r

>>74434441
mutt quality.

>>74435914
freedom* quality

I think Suisei is sexy and I admit it

suityan haet broccoli

>>74438237
suityan hates veggies (just like me)

>>74438237
Suityan liek onyan )^o^(

>>74438237
>>74438457
Fat fucks..

>>74439282
I'm anorexic lol

>>74440522
Anon please eat. I'm having chicken stir fried with veggies and raw salmon sashimi for lunch

>>74440658
I'm autistic and have a serious problem with food in general
there's only 3 kinds of things I can eat
I relate to suityan a lot

>>74441197
Eat more of the things you do eat...
You can survive off potato and meat.

>>74441501
>potato
carbs.
>meat
carbs, fat and protein.
I don't know how do you go to the bathroom.

>>74441724
Fiber is a fucking meme. Carbs don't give you indigestion. People used to survive off potatoes only.

>>74441813
>Fiber is a fucking meme
tell that to my digestive system.

>>74441861
There's something else wrong with it if you can't shit just potatoes.

>>74441921
I can eat potatoes, I can't eat just potatoes without any fiber.

Deep down Suityan would want every Hoshiyomi to carry a healthy diet.
So go make the effort you lazy asshole.

>>74442000
Potatoes are made out of fiber. It's a tuber vegetable.

>>74442263
doesn't seem very high.
https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/foods/potatoes#nutrition

>>74441197
Don’t project your mental illness on my oshi

>>74442405
If you ate only potatoes for your daily caloric intake you would have more than the daily requirement of fiber.

Digestive systems are not equal. Pretty sure there are studies showing that different population groups have different tolerances for the most common grains depending on whether their ancestors switched to farming during the Neolithic or during the European Middle Ages.

>>74442565
>more than the daily requirement of fiber.
>9%
you would need to eat a lot of potatoes for the daily fiber requirement.

>>74442493
How new?
She's autistic anon.

>>74369676
LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>74442765
I mistook it, it's even less 7%.

>>74442765
Read the whole sentence. The one potato is 110 calories and if you need 2000 a day then one potato would be 5.5% of your daily calories but 7% of the fiber so it 's carrying its own weight.

>we talk about food and her health
suityan: https://twitter.com/suisei_submati/status/1783504562697224378

>>74369676
>>74443002
>>74443367
It's all coming together...

>>74440522
Would you consider shaping up your diet if suityan did the same?

>>74443367
i love my debu oshi

>>74444892
Debu (sub 50kg)

>>74443733
Soon..

bless you meido

why does buying suityan's merch feel so good

>>74448398
Because you're contributing to her growth, silly goof.
Something that wouldn't reach out to her if you were to buy her stuff from second hand/scalpers.

>>74448398
I thought your post said “bullying” at first kek. And supporting someone you like directly feels good

How much yakiniku for Sui does one Suifriend buy

>>74449047
You probably need to buy like 10 of them per gyukaku after cuts

>>74449124
>23k+3k suifriends
That's 2600 visits to gyukaku...

sui sui.. sui sui suiiii?

>>74450839
Sui!

suisuisui, sui suisui su-suisui sui suisuisui!

>>74449124
>10 of them per gyukaku after cuts
is it that expensive to buy yakiniku?

>>74452875
I think it's around 6000 yen per all you can eat session in Gyukaku

I need Suityan to scold me right now

>>74452973
https://www.gyukaku.ne.jp/menu/kurogewagyu-course.php
Just checked and yeah it's around 6k after taxes for the premium package

>>74452973
it doesn't make sense, that dolls are around 3500 yen. Unless that anon was exaggerating.
I'm going to assume that.

>>74453630
I think that anon thought that the merch splits are like 10/90 or something when in reality they're way better than that

>>74453630
>>74453745
Depends, the friends are Cover merch so the holos definitely get a much smaller cut than for their own merch.

>>74454223
That's true I did not consider that.

>>74454223
Also you probably have to take off half of what Suisei gets for taxes, she can't just take the money and eat it.

Literally me in 4-5 business days

>>74456141
>june releaase
anon?

>>74456141
Anon....

stupid NHK radio for showing me this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CQjWtqFSc4

>>74463245
This shit fucking hurts the day later I am a weakling and I was playing with a kid's bow once and had sore muscle over my entire chest and upper arms. I doubt Sui would fare better.

>>74468781
oh...

Its okay anon you will succeed next time. I believe in you. You've got this.

I hope they don't screw up with the colors on the nu-suifriend too much...

Suisei being a fatass makes me so hard

>>74470385
did she change the suifren?
i vaguely remember it was the plaid one
cute ayaka.

3DPD cosplay dancing BIBBIDIBA https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WGWG0MYxUcM

Suijig!
https://jigex.com/xoGx2
336 pieces, mystery

i thought i could do it but got overwhelmed as soon as i saw it. gn

Friendly reminder that girls who call themselves fat are almost never actually fat. Actual fat girls would never willingly talk about their biggest complex. But imagine if she actually was...

すいちゃんは…

52:03
thanks for the jiggy

>>74478090
the cardigan part was hard...

>>74479252
on a real note, the more you age the easier it is to gain weight.
>happened to me when I reached the age of 26, literally 8-10 kg out of nowhere without changing my lifestyle or diet at all.

Wake up hoshiyomi
Keep the thread alive

I'm here

>>74488103
I'm not.

My sleep schedule keeps getting worse, help

>>74492347
First step: turn off your phone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bkICbOt1ck
Unknown Mother Goose 5M views
Congrats sui and hoshimatic girls~

>>74492347
good

missing suityan hours

>>74495582
Isn't that the whole day ?

>>74496250
well... yes. but it gets worse near her usual stream time.

Sui please tweet

>>74499362
her fat hamhands cant hit the letters anymore it's over.

>>74499362
Goodness anon just let her rest

>>74499555
Even the daily updates anon calmed downed or he’s just spiraling

Last night I dreamt I spent a whole day inside a McDonalds eating burgers because there was a hololive happy meal promo including her friends plushie as part of the lineup, but it was gacha so I ate like 10 burgers until I got her...

McNuggets with suisauce…

>>74500179
>there was a hololive happy meal promo including her friends plushie as part of the lineup, but it was gacha so I ate like 10 burgers until I got her...
fatfuckchama...

>>74500398
blue mayo

>mayo

What flavor would suisauce be? I'm thinking ranch.

>>74503598
blueberry.

>>74503970
It most definitely wouldn't be anything sweet to begin with.

>>74504076
strawberry then.

>>74503598
Something with ponzu

>>74504659
ponzu nugget sauce would be incredible

>>74504247
>strawberries aren't sweet.
Are you like the anon who thinks coke isn't sweet

>>74504750
Speaking as a murican, they may just be a murican.

>>74504877
What do murrican strawberries taste like then, if not sweet.

>>74504877
Are american strawberries not sweet?

>>74504906
>>74504919
They are sweet but everything in america has tons of sugar in it so in comparison they're not that sweet relatively speaking

pretty cool
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tqdkERWH3fY

>>74504750
ichigo means strawberry in Japanese, it was a joke with Bleach.

>>74505831
How farfetched.

>suisei thread and being incapable of making jokes that are funny

I don't tell jokes I'm croatian

>>74506189
Shut up stoopid kot.

I think Watame sang bibideba

anemachi my beloved

>>74506189
Fuck you, Kot.

polmati

I need the pop up parade suityan already
let me preorder it or something goodsmile come on

>>74513269
MFR CHILL
I gotta pay bills this week and order the 1/7. Let our wallets rest

>>74513269
die anon die

>>74513269
Based and true

This idiot with severe brain damage will crash her country's economy one of these days.

otsumachi~