/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>74389696
>It really isn't in the vast majority of cases, for the vast majority of people
This, however, is one thing that I wasn't shitposting about: namely, that this is an extremely pampered, unnatural, aberrant and modern mentality (specifically the modern west). Please don't take this as a personal insult, anon, because really it's a criticism of the modern west as a whole, and to a large extent it's something that I myself am also guilty of
Despite this, I do still know one thing - for the overwhelming majority of people, across the overwhelming majority of the planet's land area, for the overwhelming majority of human history, combat was definitely a major cause of death and injury, right up there with famine, disease, accident, etc. It's been a while since I looked at the numbers, but from the estimates I've seen in many ancient societies something like 40-50% of all males had killed at least one other human being at some point in their lifespan, and as recently as the 1700s-1800s something like a full fifth of all German males who were born ended up dying either from war, or from execution due to being criminals
I think dismissing people who haven't "adapted" to more peaceful conditions is putting the cart before the horse. They're not the ones who are wrong here, it's more like they're the remnant genetically normal people who are healthy enough *not* to let their guards down and adapt to the new, unsustainable false "normality" of unprecedented softness that we have experienced since the industrial revolution and endarkenment "enlightenment"
You can think that's "sad loser shit" all you like, but it doesn't change the fact of the matter that warfare is the default, and frankly, evolutionarily adaptive default state of human existence

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>>74390330
So is climbing trees and shitting in the woods retard. Technology enables new ways of living, arguing that "war is natural" holds about as much logic to it as arguing that "dying of hypothermia" is normal and we should all just destroy our furnaces and try and survive with campfires. Instead of arguing whether war is "normal" try arguing "is war necessary/good"

Ok now look at this picture please

Baguraette honhonhon

>>74390330
>I think dismissing people who haven't "adapted" to more peaceful conditions is putting the cart before the horse. They're not the ones who are wrong here,
Yes, they are. You're not adjusted to a lifestyle in a world you've never lived in, you pathetic idiot, you're fetishizing one and daydreaming about personally living in a more violent world so you could hurt people and convincing yourself that's somehow virtuous and makes you right about human nature. What it actually makes you is objectively a loser.

>>74390673
chumbie needs to wear a tighter shirt

>>74390904
only fags wear tighter shirts

>>74390424
samen

You stupid zoomers, my topic about the direction a door opens in is not your culture war. I'm about to millennial pause your existence.

Sex with a fembud.

>>74391235
All doors should be sliding doors so I can pretend I'm on the starship enterprise.

>>74391235
If you pause I'm gonna load game so think about that

>>74391381
>Last save 44 years ago
Please

>>74391318
I don't mind sliding doors because it does make your interior have more space. You can also still arrange it to be able to block it from sliding open from the inside. In theory it could be the superior door type.

It's looking mighty wordy and off-topic in here

>>74391549

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taipei?

>>74391549
We're discussing this.
>>74374881
The anon told us to look at the image so we began discussing the door in it.

>>74391637
In hindsight I feel like the door might not have been the part he meant

>>74390330
There's a reason the people of Europe have rejected war as a means of politics. Argue all you want that it's "natural" the people that had to live through these time periods fucking hated every second.

>>74392009
I just want to steal a child bride from some Asian country is that too much to ask for?

>>74392178
You still can, but you'll have to settle for south east asia or russia

>>74392009
uhh, anon, europe is fighting a war right now, one of the bloodiest in history...

>>74390648
>Muh TECHNOLOGY, muh dying of HYPOTHERMIA
Jesus fucking Christ, you're one of THESE morons...
Technology - more specifically, the sort of technology that serves as the infrastructural cornerstone of industrial society - enables specifically *maladaptive* ways of living, you fucking drooling dipshit. The ONLY commonality whatsoever between humans fighting and dying in war and medicine, is that humans are not adapted to the industrial society that enables either in their modern forms - something which causes extreme negative consequences, all of which you are conveniently overlooking in favor of treating humanity like cattle by fixating purely on materialistic metrics of "improvement".
>Instead of arguing whether war is "normal" try arguing "is war necessary/good"
You might as well start chimping out at the anon who points out that your dying plant needs more water or sunlight that they should focus on the idealistic "morality" of how much water or sunlight a rationally optimized plant SHOULD require.
So, no. I am not going to play this stupid fucking game with you, shitbrain. What is proper and suited to humanity as it exists in REALITY, not in your fantastical, idealistic Platonic wannabe mad-scientist pipe dreams or what would work out most neatly on your fucking spreadsheet, has nothing whatsoever to do with what any one of us thinks. (You) are the one who needs to stop playing God and pretending that "what you LIKE" is synonymous with "that which SHOULD be", because frankly, the two are about as far removed from each other as you can possibly get.
>>74390769
>Yes, they are
No, they aren't. At all.
Your pathetic little feelings about other people being "losers" are not objective, but purely subjective - and worthless, because you're a hopelessly delusional, hypersensitive invertebrate LARPer. They mean literally nothing to me, because you're retarded and wrong.
None of your whining changes the fact that the human species is objectively not adapted to the modern world. Sorry. Do some research on the concept of "ecological mismatches", stop defensively lashing out like the neurotic, weak-minded little manchild you are, stop trying to use words like "objective" whose meanings you don't understand because you think your pathetic little modern comforts are threatened, grow the fuck up, and finally, eat a fucking bullet.

>>74392263
>anon cites germany as a specific example
>but muh eastern yuros!!!1!!
The steppe should never have been considered Europe.

>>74392251
I genuinely don't know anything about SEA, is that where flips are from? Because their women are tiny and cute.

>>74392326
germany is fighting the war too..

>>74392290
>Be me, german peasant 1630
>Pretty okay, not much to go around but it's enough. Wife and kids, house, life good.
>Army passes through, lord forces us to provide them food and supplies
>Things are tight but still should be okay till next harvest
>Plague is spread by the soldiers
>Most of the kids died and my wife is bedridden, but with less mouths to feed we can still make it if we all pull together, we mourn and soldier on
>Army comes back, the Protestants defeated them
>Say the Lord hasn't paid them in weeks, we need to cover the shortfall
>They aren't asking
>They burn down my farm and take all my shit
>Run to the church carrying my wife
>They break inside and steal all the churches gold and silver, rape the woman, and kill me
>Never even saw a enemy soldier
Yeah I wish war was back.

>>74392009
There's a reason they have TRIED to - namely, because the boomers were a bunch of hedonistic pussies who adopted a kind of modern epicureanism, nihilism and materialism where literally the only thing that matters is individual comfort and "happiness" and the state became responsible for optimizing these things, like trying to squeeze the last possible bit of work and/or longevity out of the engine of your car.
And as >>74392263 pointed out, there's a reason why it didn't fucking work.
Because, surprise surprise, you cause the civilization to start completely fucking collapsing.
It doesn't matter how much anybody "hates" living in reality - trying to run and hide from it simply doesn't work, and it'll all come crashing down in the end no matter how hard you try to stop it, because of immutable anthropological and evolutionary factors that simply cannot be changed.
In other words - because it isn't natural.

>>74392528
they broke in because the door opened outward.

>>74392586
War isn't natural because society isn't natural retard. It's all imposed upon us.

>>74392656
ants fight wars.

>>74392586
>Society striving for peace over murdering each other is wrong and we shouldn't try
Just to be clear, that's what this guy actually believes.

>>74392679
Ants compete for resources and territory like any other creature. They don't fight a 16 year war for shittenburg because lord fucklestick is the cousin twice removed of the former lord and has claim.

>>74392723
but no one fought for lord fuckestick, they only fought because lord fucklestick promised to give them a bunch of land.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>74392815
Lord fucklestick promised to give his cousin assenhead land, and he promised YOU to go work it for him. Chop chop serf.

>>74392528
>Be me, San Franciscan 2020
>Drug addicts everywhere
>Gangs everywhere
>Shit everywhere
>Feds closely monitors everything and anything I say, toss me in the gulag if I get too uppity
>Live in 1 bedroom concrete shoebox that smells like rotten eggs
>Rent $5k a month, entirety of my earnings from wageslaving 140 hours a week
>But it's okay, at least I have which all these uhhh... convenient appliances
>Don't have to do any physical labor you know, the things my body was built to do, I can just get fat instead
>No faith, everything is just atoms chud
>No family, why get a girlfriend when I can just coom to hentai all night every night
>Plus no-fault divorce means she'll just take half my stuff and fuck off because modern women are whores
>Gee I wonder why
I know which one I'd pick

I don’t know who she is. I don’t know what she wants. If she is looking for superchats I can tell her I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of fetishes. Fetishes I have acquired over a very long life. Fetishes that make me a nightmare for people like her. If she lets me have sex with her now that’ll be the end of it. I will not bully her, I will not rape her, but if she doesn't, I will look for her, I will find her, and I will ryona her.

The fuck is going on here?

>>74392928
>Unironically would rather go back to o medieval poverty and warfare
Go move to Africa retard, there's plenty of places to live out your macho warlord fantasies and get yourself killed

it doesnt matter which way ur door opens if u set up one of those guns with a string on it to shoot it automatically when someone opens the door huhaha

>>74392928
In the reality you just posted, the one you're living in, you watch other people play video games from your air conditioned bedroom and shitpost about it on the internet. In the other one you fucking die in 15 minutes. You absolute dumbass.

>>74393054
Booby traps are illegal.

>>74392891
No, when Lord Fucklestick won the war, he gave land to the Knights, Church, and Aristocrats who supported him, who then sold or rented it to their men-at-arms who were now wealthy from their salary and plunder.

>>74392990
But the women are black in Africa.

>>74392656
>Society isn't natural
Yes it is, moron. Humans are naturally SOCIAL animals. We aren't even the only ones for fucks' sake.
The only unnatural "societies" are social-contract societies built on idiotic abstract "principles" like the so-called "rule of law", instead of the actual, natural foundations of society - you know, love, friendship, kinship, and sentiment? Families? Tribalism? The "Oikos"?
HUMANITY?
>>74392713
>B-b-but muh latte
Thanks for the laugh, retard

>>74393099
I hope you know the entire thread hates you.

>>74393099
Can you stop with the off-topic bullshit? This is the Gura thread. Kindly fuck off.

>>74392985
They go for off-topic posting now, the threadshitting is getting more subtle

>>74393099
>this is the kind of retard who cries for three threads about someone else's name getting read by a streamer
Thanks for the laugh!

>>74393099
>Only societies built on social contract are unnatural
So every society for the last 10,000 years retard, you gotta go back to hunter gatherers to find something purely kingroup centered.

My Gurandma.

My girlfriend.

last few Gura streams have been good

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>74392990
>mOVe tO aFRiCA
OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY DID IT HE DID THE MEME LMFAO
You don't know the first fucking thing about what you're talking about, retard.
The medieval, classical, etc. worlds were not the dark, drab, miserable shitholes that Hollywood portrays them as being.
You are more of a slave, own much less, and are ironically probably in much worse health, today than any of your ancestors were. All you have on them is that you are more comfortable - and the fact that you think that's a GOOD thing goes to show just how far you've fallen.
Oh, but keep running defence for the system and your technocrat overlords though - so long as you don't have to be "macho" and come to terms with just how soft and infantilized *You* are, right?
>>74393070
Stop projecting your own deeply-rooted fear of your own weakness onto everyone else, faggot
The collapse is coming, and when it does, YOU are going to die within fifteen minutes, if that. Better ween yourself off the lattes now, while you have time

>>74393580
>All you have on them is that you are more comfortable - and the fact that you think that's a GOOD thing goes to show just how far you've fallen.
>Oh, but keep running defence for the system and your technocrat overlords though
The fact that a person who believes this spends his time watching anime girl play video games on youtube is actually fucking hilarious

>>74393580
If I'm pathetic you're even more pathetic, cause even though you have this supposed "awareness" all you do is sit at home and shitpost instead of putting your theories to the test. You're the weakest, softest, most infantilized cuck of them. Go out and do something dipshit , feeling smug on the internet won't set you free. Put your theories to the test and see how far you get.

>>74393070
>Whole point of the greentext was to mock obsession with modern comfort and conveniences
>"Yeah but here you're COMFORTABLE, checkmate anon"
It makes sense that you'd idolize and envy the west so much, since (You) COME from one of the aforementioned third world countries

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>74393679
why is she wearing clothes

>>74390424
samen

>>74393679
>the west
Are you Russian or something?

>>74393851
When in doubt, it's always a Russian bot/troll. Though this one just seems like a typical subverted incel doomer, right down to the "le west has fallen" whinging and the longing for a big daddy warlord to come and save him

>>74392973

>>74393241
>So every society for the last 10,000 years retard
>you gotta go back to hunter gatherers to find something purely kingroup centered.
Holy historical illiteracy batman
The classical Greeks and Romans specifically distinguished themselves from the Germans on the grounds that the Germans' social identity was based solely around a shared "patris", or "fatherland" - in other words, the fact that they shared the same ancestors and patriarchs. This was not the exception, it was - and still is - the NORM.
The social contract model only became standard in European countries after the fucking 1800s, and only slowly spread to other parts of the world over the next two centuries. You would understand this already if you weren't a complete fucking mongoloid
Please, PLEASE go play in traffic and spare everybody your presence

weird thread

>>74394045
It's mostly one faggot posting walls of texts. Ignore and report.

>>74394034
Retard even during the early republic Germans had extremely complex political systems, stop quoting Wikipedia at a classics major idiot.

>>74394193
why are you a classics major

I <3 gooba

>>74394223
I like rome.

>>74393580
Redditor.

Are we all creepy perverts?

I know he's not replying to himself so you retards only have yourself to blame for him still shitting up the thread

>>74390330
>"Enlightenment"
NTA, but your use of quotes is telling.
The only people in the entire world that think the age of discovery in Europe was a bad thing are non-white brown people that are bitter over their ancestor's colonization, who ironically benefit from the society built by said "colonizers".
The Renaissance and the Enlightenment resulted in Europe becoming the preeminent location of thought and reason and it brought humanity science.
Nearly every major technological innovation and discovery made over the past 600 years were made by Europeans and cultures decended from European cultures and it is entirely due to those minds from that time who lead us into an age of reason.
The current failures of the world today are not a result of Europe's past, but instead the result of institutions destroying the very people that brought them out of the darkness that is superstition.
Your position is one of rejecting logic and causality. It's untenable, and it results in the propogation of unworthy and incompetent people leading the world to its inevitable demise.

my power-lan doesn't seem to work anymore, got a "ethernet has no valid ip configuration" msg, so I'm back to using my wi-fi stick...

>>74393672
Tell yourself whatever you need to tell yourself to protect your ego, faggot
The thing is, I don't have any "theories". That's literally (You) and the faggot social engineers who give you your marching orders, fucking up the human world as usual by experimenting on the society that already existed for the sake of testing THEIR theories.
Experiments which failed, and are continuing to fail as we speak
>>74393963
>The bugman cheerleader also hallucinates about Russians in his Froot Loops
>Incels
>Le (You) are the subverted one
Absolute pottery
Almost as much pottery as the irony of accusing me of wanting a "big daddy warlord", while being a mantoddler that sings the praises of the nanny administrative state for keeping you safe from sharp corners and comfy with your wageslave welfare check slop

Yup he's well off the deep end now, deport his /pol/ fag meidos

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>74394261
do you think a lot about the roman empire? "recently" there was a trend about woman finding out that men seem to do that a lot. I think about it because I see how it collapsed is similar to what's happening now.

>>74394193
>A classics major who doesn't know how to read
However complex the German tribes' social structure was has literally nothing to do with whether or not that structure was fundamentally based on a) kinship, or b) abstract civic models, let alone a social contract theory that wasn't even invented for another two thousand YEARS, retard
Jesus Christ, whoever gave you your "degree" owes you a refund

thinkin of goob

I just eated an ice cream cone :3

>>74394428
Yes anon, Reddit is well known for being reactionaries who idolize the past and tradition

I just remembered that when Gura brought out the body of a dude with dark skin in The Mortuary Assistant, she said he looks nice. Lewd artists should really start drawing the dudes with dark skin to appeal to Gura.

>>74394515
>He thinks I'm against science or European colonization
>He has the correct position, but for utterly asinine reasons based in materialism, Whig historiography and progressive brainrot

>>74394889
She meant that he looked nice deceased.

>>74394746
>>74394746
Rome "collapsing" was a societal process that took place over the course of roughly a thousand years. You can draw the most superficial similarities to modern day, but roman problems were deeply roman, rooted in the structure of their society, their culture, and their religion, all of which changed drastically over time. The similarities are only skin-deep in my opinion, Rome changed systems of government no less than four times, lost as much of 80% of their territory and recovered it back just as often as they lost it, and changed fucking languages and religions to top it all off. Too early to tell if we're at all similar

>>74395103
I thought it was massive corruption, division and being invaded by barbarians, like now.

>>74395076
idk, she looked at his naked body longer than was necessary. Also I just remembered, she was operating a tow truck in GTA and made an innuendo to Franklin.

>>74395059
>materialism
Your reductionist rhetoric has always made you a clown in these threads, anon.
That "materialism" is the only thing that even allowed a mongrel of low-birth such as yourself to post your falacy-laden, schizo diatribes accompanied by the same images thread after thread after thread.
You might as well be using a trip code.

>>74393242
The fuck are you talking about this time, schizo?

gura said catbox yesterday
I want to make a catbox soundpost for when catbox goes down but that's a bit redundant..

>>74395377
Gura doesn't find black men attractive. She finds them funny like a minstrel show.

not gonna lie, chumbs, I saw the crosspost and you have some of the biggest fucking retards possible in your ranks

>>74395677
whaet

>>74395677
Did they link to us in global or something? What crosspost?

>>74395292
>Massive corruption
Par for the course for classical societies, Romes corruption waxed and waned depending on the effectiveness of the administration. Rome was, in general, an extremely well run beauracratic state.
>Division
Civil war is Roman tradition mainly due to the Roman laws of succession being "strongest guy gets to be emperor". Constant civil wars certainly contributed greatly to Romes diminishment.
>Barbarian invasions
Migrations of European peoples into the regions of the Roman empire were a constant threat to stability, but ultimately the idea of the "barbarian at the gates" doesn't jive to the historical reality. Tribes east of the Rhine and Danube were just as often welcomed into the Empire as Feodorati as they came charging over the rivers looking to loot and plunder and they formed an important part of roman administration and were key in the defense of the Empires borders. Some people are quick to point to these "barbarian immigrants" as a source of instability, but compared against the behaviour of Roman officials they were just playing the game of politics like anyone else. They spoke latin, drank wine, and would eventually become people like the Franks who would claim successorship over the empire in the west
If you were to ask me what contributed most to the fall of the Empire (at least is the western empire)it was that the Roman state was set up and designed as a conquering state. All the apparatus of government and politics were bent towards conquest and warfare, a state of affairs that worked well for the city of Rome and the early republic, but Increasingly burdened it with far-flung territories and hard-to-defend frontiers. They were the architects of their own demise

>>74395546
We'll see about that. Maybe she'll get more turned on the next time.

>>74395677
Share the link coward

>>74395776
>Did they link to us in global
ye

>>74395855
oh nahone, interesting. If only today's barbarians would integrate like those tribes...

>>74393580
>OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY DID IT HE DID THE MEME LMFAO
I don't understand the meme because the only parts of Africa that actually made it to feudalism were the northern parts and they're pretty decent today.

Sanity check

>>74396286
M+RT

>>74396064
"Integration" is a dubious description. Rome is best described as a syncretic society, as they were perfectly fine leaving people to their own practices, gods, and traditions (to a certain degree). Framing it in the context of modern "cultural assimilation" isn't really accurate. It's be like if a town of Mexicans up and crossed the border and, in return for manning the border crossing, we allowed them to settle southern Mexico. They would elect their own leadersby whatever method suited them, and it was often only the leaders that would "romanize" the any great degree at first. Over hundreds of years this would trickle down to the common folk.

I skimmed over the the last thread and I’m surprised no one asked this question
>What crimeless Utopia does anon live in?

>>74395677
anon, you're the retard for following some polfag around the board to whatever thread he's shitting up. also, your oshi's a whore.

>>74396286
the more i say I don't love gura the more she'll love me back

>>74396286
M

>>74396362
To settle southern *Texas damn it

>>74396371
A white town in rural America.

>>74396188
South Africa is the only part that isn’t a third world country

>>74396188
Context:
Retards - mostly boomers who are totally dependent on their pensions because their children hate them, dysgenic bank-shilling basedboys, dysgenic communist freaks, etc. - telling anybody who has problems, but only a certain CLASS of problems, with the way their own countries are run whatsoever to go to Africa, northern Mexico, etc. is a common cookie-cutter retort to said complaints to the point of being a cringe-inducing cliche, mostly among those who don't know anything about Africa or northern Mexico

>>74396479
botswana is second world

>>74396457
>Good Christian views and guns
That would be the closest, still wrong though, also you’re lying or homosexual

>>74396552
Do you think ant of these retard even understand what the cold-war terminology means? Third world means shithole, not "unaligned"

>>74396552
That’s in South Africa

nice thread /cc/ bros

>>74396637
South Africa is a country

How 'bout my sharkwife though?
Isn't she the cutest?

Is this actually /ggg/ or a random thread in /pol/?

>>74396390
Anon, (You) are in no position to call anyone else a retard after spending the whole thread engrossed in off-topic screeching about "/pol/fags" and "incels" or whatever
If anything, you just seem upset that the jannies spanked you, because you thought that you specifically should be exempt from the rules. It wouldn't be the first time, which I would know since the way you type makes you stick out like a sore thumb. Stop trying to fit in

>>74396286
>>74396338
M RT

>>74396787
you don't know who i am, i was just trying to talk about the direction doors open in, dumbass.

>>74396874
We established sliding doors are superior.

>>74396932
yes, that was one of my comments.

>>74396787
NTA, but you never replied and I even predicted you would use that image >>74395439.
You're the most obvious shitposter in these threads, anon.

Im hungry again

Hey guys I heard through the grapevine that you're arguing about the geopolitical status of the continent of Africa and how it relates to the modern world and I personally think it would be cool as fuck to see one of the pyramids get hit by a tomahawk missile

>>74397035
I agree, id love to see it's defense system activate.

>hasn't been online in 11 days

>>74397035
egypt would cease to exist if it lost the pyramids

>>74397035
stfu tourist, the original topic was about doors opening inward or outward regarding a gura artwork.

>>74396698
would be neat if it got revived for hours like these

>>74397093
but I've been here the whole time?

>Begging for (You)s
>But anon is the "obvious shitposter"
I'm not sure what point you think you're making, retard? I'm the one who made the Morshubudpost (and a few others), why wouldn't I use them when they're relevant
And they often are, because (You) don't fuck off

>>74397035
in ancient aliens they considered the fact that pyramids were actually an ancient nuclear reactor

This is my wife, the catshark.

>>74396707
South Africa is a country so I should’ve been more clear. The southern part of Africa.** It’s what obvious because the neighboring countries are also not shitholes like namibia not just botswana and In response to Northern Africa

>>74396613
>Acksually
Retard if you aren’t calling cars by their original names or calling that entire expanse of land the Soviet Union shut the fuck up

>>74396286
>>74396338
M RT

>>74396717
No she could always be cuter I would say my nonsharkwife Gabby is the cutest

*sucks your dick off*

>>74397831
Gabby is the town bicycle.

>>74397875

>>74396286
>>74396338
M RT ear

Gura is Gawr, and they are both Gabby. Dino Gura is also just Gura in a dino costume.

>>74397997
Retard

>>74398016
Uhh this is a child

So, anyways, here's Gura making Hatsune Miku her wife

>>74398060
Yeah mine

Please call me a retard.

>>74398091
my harem grows!

>>74398091
She doesn't feel that way towards Miku. She only has a girlcrush

>>74398105
Furor

I am getting extremely unlucky training my lazy cat back into a wily cat in osrs
I've been picking him up and dropping him again every thirty-ish rats like the wiki says, but I swear to god I must've caught like two hundred of the fuckers so far
How's your rng today buds

>>74397916
>Gura the discord kitten

>>74398271
24/7 rent free

>>74398341
I've been grinding for my compass in black desert, I'm 140 hours dry for one of the pieces and I still have 2 pieces to go after I get it.

>>74398474
>He emerges
How's the latest seethepost draft, want some proofreading?

>>74398402
Yeah, mine.

Please call me Furor.

>>74398522
I can relate
How far over droprate does that make you, assuming that's how it works?

>>74396739
>Is this actually /ggg/ or a random thread in /pol/?
I hate to inform you of this, but a significant amount of shrimp are also highly based.

>>74398973
The piece I'm going for is the rarest of the 4, they introduced a new grind spot that's supposed to drop it more often, the old spot took around 150-300 hours, and I was at 100 hours there before the new spot came out, and it's like a 50 hour average, and I'm 40 hours into that one. I am getting carried with the money drops there so it's not too bad.

>>74398562
50 year old german retard

Wife soon?

>>74396739
>>74399534
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt
Gawr Gura

>>74399692
Good thing there's an upside
All the same I pray RNGsus shall smile upon you soon

>>74399985
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt
Gawr Gura

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura Cute Gura Cute!

Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
und das heißt
Gawr Gura

>>74397992
She should show us her ear again..

>>74398341
do people playing currently age runescape still know who zezima is

>>74398091
And the wedding night is where the real fun begins.
https://files.catbox.moe/ivb0uf.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/kuo2u8.jpg

So, there you go to that anon who was asking for Gura x Miku a while ago. Didn't get around to it until now because I couldn't get it to work right without a new regional prompting extension that's really easy to use. And I also forgot Could definitely have turned out cleaner, but a hell of better than my previous attempts.

>>74400639
I would assume so, since most of us are the very same millennial/zillennial oldfags who played in our youth
These days they tend to talk more about people like Woox though

>>74400555
In der Heimat wohnt ein weißhaariges Mägdelein
Und das heißt
Gawr Gura

>>74399534
Like oshi like fanbase

>>74400555 (Me)
Whoops just noticed, meant for >>74400192

>>74400783
i used to be friends with zezima back in the day and would play arcanists with him on funorb
i used to be really close with this one girl back in the day, she was like the #7 runecrafter in all of runescape in 2007ish and we'd just chill at rune altars while she flipped runes for people
good times

Gura would be sad to see anyone be hateful in her name

>>74400830
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
und mein Glück
Gawr Gura

>>74400851
>Like oshi like fanbase

>>74401007
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht
Singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt
Gawr Gura

Gooba~

You guys are cringe as hell

>>74401199
true

>>74400986
That's fucking sick anon
Reminds me of how my former clan leader is buddies with TierZoo, even went raiding with him a couple of times back in like 2018
Small world, eh?
re: girl, did you wife her? Just imagine the prime, autistic Runecrafter pussy

>>74400086
Yea, gl on your kitty cat.

Are you a cherd or a nad?

>>74401161
I miss the VR mic so much...

>>74401151
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
und das heißt
Gawr Gura

>>74401413
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
Schaut's mich an
Gawr Gura

>>74401357
I'm a chosling

>>74401199
Embrace the cwinge.

>>74401461
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
und das heißt
Gawr Gura!

>>74401078
Gura based

>>74401286
nah unless you think me lighting altars for her in her house for days so she can max prayer counts as being married
i found this screenshot, it's so fucking old lmao

>>74400555
Shut up Bjorn

>>74401595
>he didn't buy the gf
Grim
Seriously though, that picrel right there should be admitted for preservation by the UNESCO world heritage lizards or something, talk about an artifact of a long-gone era
You can say you knew the man that I grew up only hearing of in internet legend, anon, and for that I salute (You)

>>74401003
This shark has only ever filled my soul with love

>>74401883
retard

>>74401883
Isn't Bjorn Icelandic or some shit

>>74401286
>chumbuds
>choosing to fight and risk their lives for the government
hahaha, heh, hah.

>>74402074
I just know he's a yurofag

>>74402099
>choosing
Ain't much choice if there's a draft. One advantage to being a fat ojisan, don't have to worry about that anymore.

>>74402099
Judging from the earlier shitposting, apparently there is a particularly sad little handful who would do exactly that, probably even without a draft
Ah who am I kidding, they weren't chumbuds

>>74402298
What is that fembud doing inside my wife?

>>74402298
only if they gave me land and plunder, but they won't because they're the big gay.

>>74402383
The same thing I'M doing inside your wife

>>74402243
>Ain't much choice if there's a draft.
Mexico. Prison. Innawoods.

How do you think Gura would react if a fembud tried to seduce her?

>>74402651
probably block that person

>>74402651
Is the fembud's name Faunya

Please call me Bjorn.

I'm the coolest chumbud

>>74403335
Blowjob

>>74403335
Cool russian

>>74403335
PewDiePie's son

I'm the warmest chumbud

I’m the 98.6 degree chumbud. There is literally no chumbud with better homeostatis than me.

Please call me Mittsu

>>74403905
but Gura actually likes her

we love biboo here

>>74404393
Not Gura

>>74404393
Is she a fembud or a fren of Gra-chan?

>>74403905
>>74403953
>>74404393
A fun game is counting how many times Gura mentionned Bijou in her last 2 streams and then counting how many times she mentionned Mittsu

Do chumbuds like eating chicken?

>>74404749
Has Gura even acknowledged her existence? I genuinely don't remember Gura even saying Bijou's name at any point.

>>74404964
yeah, I like nuggies especially

>>74404964
Not usually a chicken guy unless it's like orange chicken from a Chinese or Thai place, it has its moments though
I ordered some curry just now, they didn't have beef and I've never had anything from this place before so I ordered some bbq chicken to try on the side

>>74397223
>pointing out you were too cowardly to reply when your own hypocrisy was highlighted
>begging

>>74404393
>>74404749
>>74404992
Who???

>>74401003
Her family is jewish and so the Nazi stuff probably makes her upset.

>>74405341
me

>Necroing cancer hours later to continue begging for (You)s
>Le coward
>And the cherry on top
>It's probably the seething muslimbud from a few threads ago based on his picrel
Holy mother of all peak cringekino

>>74404964
Can you draw me fucking gura's lifeless corpse thanks

>>74405087
I’m a nuggmaxxer myself

>>74404393
Ok I ship it now. Picture a Noir detective story with Gura as the investigator and Bijou as the mysterious female client who appears suddenly at Gura's office one night. Both in noir style clothes. *chief kiss*

I hate this fucking autist that can't stop replying to bait...

>>74405805
Love (You) too chumbie
Chu~

>>74405805
>>74405879

>>74405805
Poking mousetraps with a stick is amusing in an autistic way, pls understand.

>>74405783
>chief kiss

You guys realize that the "couple of days" was talking about he Taiwan event, right?

>>74405549
You sure like to assume a lot of bullshit.
It would be funny if you were likeable in any way whatsoever.
I'm whiter than you, btw.

I'm the most beloved chumbud

>>74390436
SNIFFFFF

Can meidos please just gangrape this unfunny seetheposting SEAurchin please

>>74406277
we know Wings

>>74403905
Based gurame enjoyer

>>74406419
Wife's wife is like the only person who can seethe and be cute doing it

>>74406118
Yeah can't edit after posting. But the vision stays strong.

>>74406277
we know, Jason...

>>74406745
She loves me more than him

Gura is tsundere for me

If you weren't mentioned by Gura before, you're not a chumbud

>>74407063
guess I'm one of the few chumbuds left then, it was never this easy to be the last chumbud.

Do you think Gura gets jealous when we lust over fembuds?

>>74407225
You'll have go to through me first...

>>74407252
>we
Gura is the only one for me, whorebud.

>>74407063
She's said my name before! Once wasn't even from a superchat, just a regular chat message

>>74407309
naturally.
I must slaughter all who stand in my way.

Please assign me a persona.

Getting noticed by Gura literally never gets old

>>74407063
I just like spamming emotes

who else is there

>>74407517
One died

I want gura to do asmr in dwarven language

>>74407581
Same desu

>>74407410
You get Mara

>>74407421
well yeah, a Gura sighting is in itself a rare occurrence

I want gura

Are the chumbuds ok

>>74408192
are we ever ok?

I’m pretty fucking far from being ok…

>>74408192
I'm okay! Im okay! 'M okay! I'm oka! I'm oky! I'm kay! I' okay! Im okay! 'M okay! I'm oka! I'm oky! I'm kay! I' okay! 'M okay! I'm oka! I'm oky! I'm kay! I' okay! 'M okay! I'm oka! I'm oky! I'm kay! I' okay! 'M okay! I'm oka! I'm oky! I'm kay! I' okay! I'M NOT OKAY!

>>74406362
>he says, using the modern convenience of the Internet, an invention born from the ingenuity and creativity of the industrial society he hates so much.

Did catch up with yesterdays stream. She is so cute. Lot of projects and a lot of meetings as well. Can't they cut down on the meetings more? Sounds like she's got 2 meetings a day.

Gura is my real girlfriend.

I wish Gura was streaming tonight instead of Kronii.

>>74408192
ye

Im pretty fucking far from being ogey

>>74408301
>>74408433
I know you have a chumbud discord. Why dont you have a goon sesh to reinvigorate youre bonds with eachither and your oshi?

>>74408696
I'm watching chumbieprime tonight

>>74408765
what a weird thing to project randomly onto someone

>>74408765
I don’t and there is no greater waste in time than gooning.

>>74408765
>go and be among the literal faggots and scum that populate discord
Holy shit go back, you insufferable shithead

>>74408770
Fauna hasn't watched Gura stream in almost a year.

>>74408830
>>74408898
>>74408909
it can't be that bad...

Would you watch Gura play Stardew Valley?

>>74408523
>He squeals, furiously mashing the keyboard with his fat, diseased, undersexed sausage fingers
>The repulsive product of a postmodern world born from misapplied ingenuity and creativity that didn't come from industrial society, but from the very humanity that HE hates so much

>>74408192
Personally no, this is one of the worst periods of my life so far, but my Gura meter is full. She was very cute yesterday.

>>74408965
proof?

>>74409018
I would watch Gura do anything.

>>74409018
I would watch paint dry with her

>>74409018
this>>74409219 >>74409231

>>74409018
Its a boring game to watch but I tune into every Gura stream regardless.

Would you watch it with her, in a box?

>>74409219
>>74409231
what about if gura played league of legends

>>74409290
That would be more fun to watch than Monster Hunter. Not even joking.

>>74409018
Yes, I want to see what's so great about the game.

>>74409219
>>74409231
please don't say this to her, telling someone who's burnt out that you would watch anything is very demotivating

>>74409290
As long as she only does one stream of it forever.

Would you watch it with her, with a fox?

>>74409366
She knows already, dumb anti.

>>74409290
then I'd try to get in a lobby with her

Gura's tummy tried to tell me how to prevent the end of the world... But then she started hitting me and I didn't hear what it was saying.

>>74409421
You can’t just call anyone you don’t like an anti, chumbie. It’s rude.

>>74409527
nta, but the guy he responded to doesn't watch streams, so it's not unreasonable to call him an anti.

>>74409037
>he mumbles, tearing up while projecting his own insecurity as he contemplates his previous admittance of lacking friends for 15 years.
>He attests to being different, despite posting here among the filth.
The one thing you seem to lack more than anything else, Mr. Ubermensch (lmao), is self-awareness.

MY wife

>>74409493
it will end when it gets swallowed by the sun in a couple billion years

>>74409337
I'm tired of league of legends. Gura should pull an oddone and start playing srpg's.

>>74409421
Anon, he was being flippant.

>>74409679
Dumb anti trying to justify his dumb post.

Serious question. Do any of you guys actually “anti” other threads? Such a bizarre thing

>>74409714
sperg

>>74409763
All other threads are inferior to this one.

>>74409763
no, why bother?

>>74409763
I'm not a schizo, so no.

>>74409673
Gura should play REAL rpgs starting with the new saga game. It will definitely go well.

I consistently anti the saplings. Fuck those guys.

>>74409763
yeah this one too

>>74409839
Real rpgs like degrees of lewdity.

>>74409763
i like to anti anti threads

>>74409925
I think gura would actually love DoL

>>74409714
No, moron. He was making a joke because saying she could stream anything counters any argument that she's burnt out, since it means her fans would watch more than just video games.
So he was being an anti, sort of, but not for the reasons you thought, you stupid faggot.

>>74409763
I dislike when people try to convince me that the numbers thread is worth reading for any reason. Is that antiing? I don't know.

>>74409936
Got any more smug Guras mister?

>>74409595
>Now the fat, depressed bugsect is hallucinating that I'm someone else and that I said things I never said
>Not realizing that the most ardent prohibitionists tend to be former alcoholics
>STILL keeping his cringe damage control on life support after being thoroughly humiliated like five different times
>(You) lack self-awareness
You lack awareness *period* - of yourself, and of literally everything else
Not to mention wit, a personality, or even a single person in this world who loves you

not him but I have a "smug" folder

these posts really scream 4chan, almost like an AI

>>74410212

>>74410210
I need to work on mine. Would you kindly maybe show me another favorite of yours?

>>74409763
I only open this thread and global, and don't care to ruin other people's fun. Im pretty sure after yesterday our normal schizo also shits up the baubaus threads, the shitposting was very similar

>>74410133
not really, unless you count dino guras, which are smug 24/7

>>74410212
I will have you know that I am more "A" than "I"

Child

>>74410212
more like 4 chins huahua

>>74409763
I only enter threads about things that I like and just generally don't enjoy causing trouble.

>>74410313

>>74410509
Thank you chumbie.

>>74410574
yw

>>74410210
>>74410330
>>74410435
>>74410509
>>74410574
>>74410633
Cute

>>74410633
Do you have this one?

>>74410905
I do now, thank you.

>>74409763
sometimes I make a catalog thread that gets hundreds of replies and I don't even open it after posting it

>>74411029

didn't read the thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>74410172
>fat
Nope
>depressed
Aren't we all?
>bugsect
The only one here spewing thoughtless zealotry here is you, my friend. Every thread. The same pics. The same impotent rage.
If I confused you with some other poster of inscrutable walls of diarrhea, then oops. I'd apologize, but then that'd be like saying I felt sorry for not being able to distinguish orangutans at the zoo.
>humiliated
There's that classic projection again. I doubt there's anyone here as indignantly self-righteous as you, and frankly, your dedication to being wrong can't be anything less than fetishism.
If nothing else, I'm surprised you haven't asked anyone here to spit in your mouth yet.