/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>74389400
Anime council of coom?

>>74389400
Previous thread: >>74369768

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I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>74389531
You are unworthy

Mori's milkers and large posterior.
>feel free to write other moments of Mori referencing her tits or ass (timestamps welcomed)

>50 pounds each (joke(or maybe not))
>wears baggy clothes to avoid unwanted attention
>gets stared at by japanese people when at the onsen
>4 sport bras
>mama Mori showed concern about Mori's size increasing if she ever got pregnant
>had to put on another sport bra during a ring fit stream for extra support
>would gladly give some of her booba to gooba if possible
>hates the summer, cuz boob sweat
>jealous of her sister, since she's pretty flat
>wanted to have a pettan vtuber model
>bad posture cuz of their weight, and being a digital artist, she's always hunching while drawing
>beauty mark on her right breast
>needed help from Kronii to crack her back
>let's other holomems grope her, Roboco being an example
>Suisei made a comment on Mori's butt wiggle when watching Mori perform on stage
>Kobo being amazed by Mori's assets, describing them as "Sugoi dekai!" And drowning in them when hugging her
>even shortstacked Marine was intimidated by not only Mori's breasts, but her ass as well
>Kiara made an audible gasp when Mori was doing squats, showing off her big butt
>only thing Ollie could identify Mori when first meeting her was her giant tits, calling them "two big pears"
>didn't notice that she was sitting on her xbox controller, thanks to her giant ass
>when hugging Ame, their booba interlocked, as described by Ame
>her thighs kept growing after going to the gym
>goes to the spa quite often to get a back massage
>when working at a diner, a patron left a note to Mori saying "Mori's booty stank got me tripping" likely meaning the sheer size of Mori's ass made the costumer lose his balance
>when on a trip to Jamaica with mama Mori, Mori sat on a bee while on a small boat, she sat on it directly on her left ass cheek, she screamed so loud that a bunch of men swam to check if she was ok
>NEWEST ENTRY: little Mori was jealous of her friends chest size, thinking that was the only reason boys gave her any attention, being pettan during middle school, but when Mori entered puberty and her breasts started to develop, she quickly regretted wishing for a bigger chest

>>74389700
Thank goodness for monkey paws

Catholic School fucking sucks

https://twitter.com/Shiroma_pohchan/status/1783151684417695913

>I love my friends - That complete bitch!
>I'm so much better than them, where's my male? - They did what!? Ewwww!
>I'm glad you're in counseling! - Dear Luffzee...
>I don't want to grow up! - I don't want to be flat!

>>74389994
correction is needed

>>74389902
skill issue

Can't believe I sat through six hours of femcel seethe and cope.

>>74388883
A growing share of adults are unpartnered it's not looking good for both men and woman
>she in jp
it's even grimmer for them

>>74390063
Yeah, correct yourself because I'm right and you're wrong.

JGHFMTG
>6 hour VoD
Damn, I assume the dairy stream must've been an experience

>>74390235
Essential Mori viewing

>>74390235
>dairy
Yeah the part with mori milk was unforgettable

>>74390235
You get to see her narrowly avoid becoming an unironic femcel.

>>74390205
You're flat

>>74390413
She was so fucking bitter about it

>>74390439

>>74389400
The seat? My face.

>>74389982
Cute Aruran

Finishing the main body of the stream I had to miss
Any crucial info from the SC read?

>>74389400
>head seat
yes, please.

>>74391112
She declares her love for me and the date of our wedding.

I now understand why she's so parasocial towards us, we are literally her first relationship.

>>74391477
She’s really gonna die surrounded by cats huh…

Doing my VOD reps I was sleepy
>Stardew intro
Nani

>>74391658
She's just like me...

>>74391658
That's the saddest part, it really sucks hearing someone dream about having a family then never having one

>>74391725
You get over it.

>>74391725
Well I would give her one….

>>74391725
She's become more career oriented now. Who knows what the future holds? For now she has two cats and a few million skeletons to keep her company.

>>74391888
I’m sorry but Dudu, and ghost cat have infected her, and it seems like even Kronster has been infected too.

>>74391995
Why don't they just marry each other?

>>74392123
Fear of getting hurt

>>74392123
4 cats is too much

>>74391964

She wants to get the VA-11 HALL-A recipe book. Maybe revisit and make some of them on stream?

>>74392123
>>74392265
Too impulsive

>>74391995
>>74392123
Mori and Kronii has more things in common than previously thought.

>>74392446
She might kiss us again

>>74392446
>Mori wants to get the VA-11 HALL-A recipe book
>I want to get the VA-11 HALL-A recipe book
I'm not saying anything, but I don't believe in coincidences

>>74392540
I kind of want it too.

Still waiting on that sequel...

Remember to love your Mori

>>74391725
and yet she's the happiest she's ever been when she was able to let go of the "they all have boyfriends so shouldn't I?" mentality instilled during her school days and just doing what she wants.

>>74393081
Give her some of the pie, you FAT F U C K

I love that little Mori was just some churning dork and the more I learn about her she really just is my goth gf with big tiddy

Since that stream pretty quickly cemented itself as essential viewing Mori content, what are some other all-time greatest streams you'd add to the list?

What kind of sucks is that being in a single parent household probably caused a lot of the insecurities she wrote in her journal. I guarantee if Papa Reaper were in the picture at the time on a daily basis, he's the type to have sat her down and said "who the fuck cares about having a boyfriend, just be a kid". Likewise MamaMori would have said something similar but seemed to be away at work most of the time

>>74393160
All of Vallhalla
All of her MV making streams

>>74393292
Yeah "away at work".
I am also "away at work" every weekend

>>74393473
you really like commenting on things you don't know anything about since you don't watch stream eh?

cinema

>>74393292
Yeah, it's very much a dad role to talk kids through being comfortable with who they are. I was a loner need in early grade school, my dad saw that and how much I loved basketball, and encouraged me to walk up to the basketball group at recess and join. We played every day at recess all the way through middle school after that

>>74393685
My dad's a nice guy but maybe he made me too comfortable with who I am because he met my mom when they were in their 30s and I don't think he dated much before thenmeanwhile she was a widow

I love Mori and her FAT BUTT

>>74393556
this picture makes me feel impulsive

I'm sad emo mori didn't mention brand new

>>74394490
What an impulsive deadbeat

>>74394490
Anon, no! Think of how much litter you'll have to scoop!

>>74393556
Abunai

>>74394683
yeah, cum

>>74393292
I dunno man, it just depends. I sure as fuck never talked with my parents about my relationship problems. I just suffered in silence and got shit advice from my friends

>>74393556

picrel is how I see my Mori every day

>>74393556
IS THAT A

>>74395651
you see her as having frog side eyes?

>>74395687
You got a problem with frogs?

I love my Mori so much

>>74395960
This is the trending opinion!

>>74395960
I love your Mori too

I like that she had a brief "anime is for fags lol" phase. I feel like that was pretty common for mid-90's kids

>>74396090
...Go love your own Mori wtf

>>74395960
>Hey, so, Gam, I wonder why I can't have a m*le in my life
She truly is a fascinating reaper being.

Mori please remember how cringe you were

Mori is smexy

>>74396565
I don't think her twilight phase overlapped with her anime one. It seemed to be during her "anime is for kids" phase.

>>74396907
no, that image is from middle school

>>74396379
I love how she even noticed she was starting to act like a legit femcel

man, absolutely fucked overlap on the song release day

>>74397215
Anon, we been over this. Overlap doesn't matter for songs. JP holomems have raided into song releases with 100k+ people from 3D lives and not affected it on the algorithm.

oh shit she talked about Scratch

>>74396379
This probably says something about me but does anyone else become even more attracted to a woman when they seem as obsessed with boys as Calli did? Like their unrelenting desire for romance/love/lust/etc. really gets me going. I can't exactly put my finger on it

Heh get fucked tik tok

>>74398013
Anon that's a child

>>74398152
Yeah out of 10

>>74398152
she was no years old

>>74398300
Saying that kinda lost meaning when she started saying what grade she was in lmao. Even without being a "doxxbeat" you can guess exactly how old she is off that stream.

>>74398443
maybe Underworld school grades are different.

>>74396565
Did she actually write this?

>>74393160
Crash bandicoot finale

>>74398592
yeah, during the timeframe of today's journals

>>74393160
Trouble Days, torture ASMR, the Myth TTRPG, Nezumori stream. Also any creative ones such as drawing streams, MV making, lyric dives.

>>74398152
Ignoring the child aspect of Mini Mori. I'm talking just about the idea of a woman's unusual obsession with boys to a femcel-ish extent

>>74398013
if you were paying attention, the boys she "liked" had a common factor in that they were popular and/or taken. She was desperate to fit in. The one person she felt a genuine attraction to solely based off conversations between the two of them free of peer influence actually turned out to be a girl kek

>>74398818
that's most boys and most girls

>>74398844
>turned out to be a girl kek
That legit made me laugh hard.

jwu how was the diary stream?

>>74399049
It became a must watch mori stream for old, current and any future fans.

>>74384197
>>74384300
The point was not on what she accomplished but rather that she had no risk and no problems going head-on into it - she always had the resources to pursue the weeb dream and a huge safety net in case of failure.

tl;dr: she didn't start from 0 or -1 in this board game called life

>>74399247
>Your dad gave you 100 bucks when you were in middle school, so you can't complain about not having money when you're 25
This is how retarded you sound lmao

>>74399247
alcoholic mom to the point where Mori has to feed herself and her sister and her mom is relying on handouts from her parents is poor. Yes, there are many raised poorer, and there are poorer still in Africa. Doesn't mean that Mori wasn't also poor.

>>74399247
There is always risk, but I guess you are right in that she was never in danger of being homeless. Just shit out of luck with a kinda hard to use degree and massive student loan debt

>>74399247
What age did you start working a job, anon?

>>74392477
I literally have to recollection of this. Which stream? I've been thinking of rewatching the valhalla streams for a while now.

>>74399404
>>74399435
>mori herself states multiple times, on the very fucking stream, that she was indeed lucky/very lucky (when reading comments about money/upbringing)
>cuckbeats somehow twist an instance of misfortune/roughness in her life as her being in the same conditions as a random brazillian girl living in a favela
>if not that, retards rely on literal whataboutism
you know, this board might have been a huge mistake.

Anti took off the mask real quick to use his favorite English slang

what did we learn about replying to posts crossposting to argue?

Well it's clear he doesn't have oral or written comprehension

>>74399997
Viewers truly reflect the streamer. Mori didn't learn anything when seeking a girlfriendfree boy. Debbies don't learn how mind their own business baka.

>>74400111
now it's very clear lmao

The hell you guys talking about?

>>74400357
I'm talking about how the french have the best port music in Sid Meier's Pirates!

So I'm finally finding time to do the Holofes watch along and without being to specific how much did Mori enjoy the performances?

>>74400612
Why did sid like to put exclamation marks in his games

The point of the crosspost wasn't to argue per se but to clarify an argument that contained a fact. I'm not saying that what Mori accomplished wasn't impressive - it just isn't some odyssey with unbearable odds stacking against her, she had security the whole way.
I thought important to point that because people like to romantize the struggle of entertainers and paint them in a light that doesn't reflect the truth: one other example that came to mind is PewDiePie. Yeah, the dude used to sell hotdogs in Sweden back in his college days but he never did that out of raw necessity, he always had a good upbringing and parents with good income but his fans thought he lived under a bridge of something when he dropped out of college to be a youtuber. The same applies to Mori.

At the end of the day it doesn't really matter what you think of or what boogeyman of the week you assign to me, what I stated is a fact and cold truth. There's no arguing against that, not in good faith at least. I won't be replying anyone else anymore and I accept the previous retardations as concession, humbly accepting them. Have a good day/afternoon,evening.

>>74400210
>girlfriendfree boy
should have just shot her shot it's not like they were married

she so needs a cute boy me btw

>>74400795
Dawg those kinds of loose morals would unironically lead you to very bad places. Sure if you're a guy fucking around with taken women you can easily see that worst case scenario you'll get your ass kicked, but the type of shit women do to other women pales in comparison.

>>74400864
You’re not that cute

>Mori says ya Mori! during the opening dance
>I'm not synced up right so instead she says it when Luna is on screen
Good enough for me

>>74400795
She wasn't actually that desperate for a boyfriend. She just wanted to fit in.

>>74400612
You’re kind of making me interested in playing…does it run well on modern hardware? It’s kind of an old game right?

>>74400278
Even clearer now kek

>>74400912
sometimes you gotta play fast and loose especially in dating

>>74401051
NTA, but yeah it runs just fine and it honestly aged pretty damn well, I had a lot of fun with it.

>>74399967
Their obsession with trying to portray her as rich is so odd to me. Like, what's the end goal here?
It's like an autist read one of those "who suffered more" shitpost and took it at face value thinking there was something at stake
It's funny cause they subconsciously know they're wrong too, so they have to skew the definition of rich/poor to a comically arbitrary degree

>>74400912
>but the type of shit women do to other women pales in comparison.
It really doesn't. Those niche cases where they do something as bad as a man are notable because they're rare.

>>74401109
Why are you pretending you have any experience

>>74401133
Nice. Something to put on my list of things to do while Morp is away

>>74401152
what's a bad thing that men do

>>74401166
because I do?

>>74401152
Ehhh, things you read online about are a bit of a survivorship bias kinda thing. You say they're rare only cuz there's a small amount of KNOWN cases. Plenty of stuff that's under wraps.

>>74401186
Update: I went ahead and bought the game because it was only 2 dollars on gog

>>74401482
get railroad tycoon 2 too

>>74401394
Also I'd say the mental abuse women like to do vs the physical guys do is much easier to hide

>>74401381
And you ended up on 4chan? Ok playboy...

>>74401150
That's the real trap. Anons will post things like, "she was able to go to a nice school therefore she's rich as fuck" and debbis will reply that she still struggled there to which they will reply, "so you're saying she had it worse than [insert holo here]?" and then go off pretending that people are saying she was destitute.
It's a really nasty thing when people start comparing suffering to one up others like we saw when Mori read the diary entry about the girl who had the migraine disease.

>>74401482
>not pirating the genesis version of gold for maximum commitment to the bit

>>74401684
wait, there's multiple releases?

>>74401684
You gotta ask yourself, WWYSMD?
(what would young shithead mori do?)

>>74401543
in that regard there's really nothing a girl might do that a guy wouldn't

>>74401767
Yeah, theres the original DOS version, the remake which I recommend and the port of the DOS version

>>74401650
That's why this is the most powerful button. What they hate most is being ignored.

>>74401833
make extremely caustic posts online :}

>>74401852
holy kino, I played through the entire PC version of the game and had no idea this was a thing

>>74401877
https://twitter.com/tylerthecreator/status/285670822264307712?lang=en

I am in love with this woman that is all

>>74401030
Dykebeat you have to give up...

Wait who was the members of her anime council again

>>74401030
X

>>74402357
Lelouch, luffy, two other mofos

>>74402357
>Edward Elric
>Luffy
>Ace
>Alphonse
>Lelouch
>Kenshin
>Axel from KH2
>Tamaki, Hikaru, and Kaworu
>Silver, who is granted a seat on the council but not the rank of anime husbando

>>74402445
Lelouch and Luffy are powerful choices

>>74402656
Purpleeyeswtf proved that with his two abridgements

>>74402115
I want to put a baby in her but not take responsibility like a true deadbeat

>>74402869
Are you saying you dont want to take responsibility, whilst a true deadbeat would take responsibility?

>>74403250
isn't word play fun lol

https://twitter.com/saku_X3/status/1783140420874383590

>>74401231
Shoot in the head
Kill their dog

>>74403355
Dawg do you have any idea how many stories I've heard of crazy bitches getting the family dog after a nasty divorce and instantly getting it euthanized cuz they didn't want their ex-husband to have it.

>>74403463
Probably not as many as I've heard of crazy dudes just killing everyone involved.

>>74403546
Chris Benoit...

>>74403546
Aite you know what? How about we call the pissing contest here and agree that both sexes are bonkers.

Why are there so many anti threads on the catalog

>>74403726
Doxxsite has been down for a couple of days now.

>Mori is going to collab with subaru and she hopes it will happen before her surgery
Has this already happened?

I understand why mori likes juice wrld now

>>74403977
Mori collabing with Subaru? Yes, the collab she was talking about a few days ago? No

>>74403726
It's all they can do to try to "ruin" her and annoy her fans, or try to make bystanders upset. Same posts, same filenames, same shitters. As Mini Mori would say: they're tools.

>>74403977
They played super Mario wonder a ways back

>Mori is getting hype for Luna's song
IT'S MY TIME!
>>74404245
I have no clue what you're talking about. I thought they did a drinking collab

>>74404285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE0Ei7l4sTY

Mori should get back into the Yakuza series!

>>74404414
She was into the Yakuza series?

>>74404507
Once for a sponsor a long time ago

>>74404414
She'd probably love it but it's such a long running series, I think she's hesitant to start.

>>74404285
I assume he's referring to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE0Ei7l4sTY
But she got confirmed as the next guest on Subaru's show, but there's not a date yet

>>74404566
Yeah, On top of the fact both Kiara and Bae are knee deep in it right now its probably for the best she hold off for the time being. She has overcome her Same Game Autism a bit but three Holos playing the same very-long game series at the same time is a bit much (Pokemon excluded)

>>74404507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IODx5RkRqSI
She played 7 as apart of sponsor deal
Said she actually enjoyed it and wouldn't mind continuing but Wawa felt the same way, which resulted in Morp's "not playing the same game" autism to flare up

>>74404798
I'm so glad the mori who met Kiara grew up from her 8th grade days

>>74404673
>mori likes edgy twinks or friendly himbos
sugoi

I wonder what the ruffians thought of the stream

she wrote Hitler X Jesus fanfiction

>>74405037
Which one are you?

>>74405470
>5.5
I don't have the mass or height for himbo status

>>74405631
Better put on some fingerless gloves then, your fate is sealed.

Oh hey, Biden banned tiktok

>>74405705
Ya sorry I fell for the gym maxxing self improvement meme instead

>>74405852
Premature twink death...

>>74405754
Finally

>>74405754
Which Holo does this affect the most

>>74405754
Wtf I love Biden now

>>74406048
Biboo maybe? I don't think it goes into effect right away though

>>74406048
I think nerissa just started one

>>74405754
Does Mori even care about US politics?

>>74406120
Yeah they have like 270 days to sell to a non china overlord

>>74405754
Wait a minute, does this actually matter if you're not located in the US?

retard here, shouldn't there be a frame up for the song by now? It is meant to be today, right?

>>74406327
4/25 US time. I don't think she gave an exact time though.

>>74406252
To consumers, I don't think so

>>74406208
She might secretly say stuff like
>>74406102

>>74406252
There's gonna be a lot less videos being uploaded since most content creators want American eyeballs. It could trigger a mass exodus like what happened to Tumblr.

>>74406405
It's not 4/25 JP time?

>>74406539
I wonder how it will affect marine. She has been on the tiktok/shorts train longer than anyone in holo, but I'm guessing most her viewers are in Asia.

They will go back to musica.lly

I want to put a baby in this woman and take responsibility
t.

>>74406899
Didn't musically become t-dawg?

>>74407008
I think that's the joke

>>74407039
Oh. Good one!

>>74406618
Japan time and US time can line up for day and date. 9 PM Japan time is 8 AM US time (Eastern.) She'll probably put the frame up after tonight's stream.

So is the song release actually going to be late night JP?

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/billie-eilish-sex-self-pleasure-1235009503/

I think Mori needs to take after one of her idols and practice empowering herself.

https://twitter.com/1nushio1/status/1783306289684312192

https://twitter.com/holobongo0389/status/1783299517556965482

>>74398818
Sounds like you're into doujins that involve obsessive cock sniffing, like that one with Nene and the others

I'm so tired I may miss the comedy stream :(

https://twitter.com/calliope_info/status/1782376356652982513

It's out in a little over 2 hours

>>74408119
Cute, I guess that's a good hint for when the song releases

>>74408169
Midnight EST?

>>74398269
>24 hour ban for this post
???

>>74408119
There was 0 mention about it being on TV in anyway.

>>74390235
I'm not even a deadbeat and this is was one of the top holomem streams of all time. Essential viewing.

>>74408178
Anon that's who the artist is

>>74408119
thanks TV-Kun kek

>>74408375
are you the tako

>>74408414
Is that Ai?

>>74408566
yes

>>74408536
I'm a pebble desu. Please more collabs with Biboo.

I watched Mori beating ghost of the babe and she grew on me then. And just watched this and she grew on me even more.

So, did milky queen save mori?

https://twitter.com/BellKouno32/status/1782934874590191988
rare bonebros art
also i just want more outfit swap art in general, no clue why it isnt a more popular genre, especially for holos

>>74408119
Nobody watches TV anymore

Mori should play DBZ Kakarot

>>74408861
yes, she talk mori down from quitting hololive and apprenticing her idol path

>>74409097
I agree

>>74409039
In Japan they do still for some reason.

>>74409153
No holo fans do

>>74409180
Good thing this type of promotion isn't for holo fans!

another pic, presumably from the music video

https://twitter.com/AnotherEpisodee/status/1783300276155461881

>>74409180
>"No holo fans do"
>He said while replying to a post of two different holofans who took of picture of their TVs and uploaded it on Twitter
???

>>74409264
Anyone recognize the style?

>>74409264
love the artstyle

>>74409264
Artsyle looks familiar

>>74408966
>no clue why it isnt a more popular genre, especially for holos
Are you literally me?
I feel like I'm always baffled at how uncommon outfit-swap art is within holo despite being prime material for it

>>74409264
Artstyle kinda reminds of the guys who do the art for the PuyoPuyo games

Listening to her diary reading, I would've bullied her in high school too. But in a way that teenagers do when they actually like someone. This is my copium.

Thinking about how her 50 pound boulders didn't develop until very late

Did R-chan deserve it?

>>74409969
You would probably ignore her like the many girls like her you ignored that went to your school

>>74410134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMXFeSiGlJs
when she was talking about that I though of this

>>74410143
there was a girl like Mori who said she liked me in school and I said no thanks and thinking back on it now after listening to Moris thoughts it must have been really fucked up for her cause I never had a girlfriend in highschool before or after she said that

>>74408169
So the stream will likely only be an hour?

>blow"torch"
How old were they again?

>>74410140
abetter best friend?
yeah probably

>>74410143
I didn't ignore girls like her. I just watched them from afar hoping they would notice me. Sometimes I sat next to them in class but didn't say anything to them.

>>74410398
R-chan is a bisxual WHORE

>>74410143
>You would probably ignore her
it's true I chase stacys that wouldn't give me the time of day

>>74410448
all R-Chan knows what to do is charge her phone eat hot chip and lie

>>74410143
I never ignored girls, I was just too shy to ever initiate conversation and have crippling fear of emotional vulnerability..

>>74407619
What does Billie eilish masturbate to?

I want to bully Mori into sucking my dick

>>74410546
That's what the blowtorch entry was about.

catching up on the diary stream, did anyone translate the latin part?

I hope this stream isn't that long because that diary stream was a lot longer than I expected

I hope this stream is even longer

You would think she would have learned by now to put up a song frame at least a day in advance...

>>74411140
One hour cap due to song

I hope this stream is exactly the same length

>>74411277
Tell UMJ management, she doesn't have control over it.

>>74411305
She can always just do a watch along of the song and continue. It's not like she hasn't done that before.

>>74411367
I mean she could absolutely put up a frame that has "Tide ft. ??" and the picture from Twitter and then edit the title later

is cognitive dissonance a requirement to being a deadbeat, are you guys just pretending or are you guys actual retards in real life too?

>>74411555
it's a requirement to post in this schizo board

>>74411521
No not really. They have complete last word on releases. Mori has said this before. She can suggest, but it's always up to them.

>>74411555
Can you fill me in on what being a real life retard is like?

>>74410537
Herself in the mirror

Why can't US ban Twitch?

>>74409264
It looks like the same artist who did some of Zutomayo's MVs, assuming it's fully animated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atvsg_zogxo

Still no MV reservation?

>>74410134
Is Junior year of high school that late?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsjr5jFMHkQ

>>74411521
I guess she really is here
https://youtu.be/Xsjr5jFMHkQ

I’m gonna mcfuckin meep

>>74413615
Mori you got a stream right now you sexy dumbass

>>74413037
For developing MASSIVE widdies, kinda

>>74413714
NO FUCKING PLAN DEAD BEAT

>>74413749
nah thats normal, she was a bit of a chubby girl and it continued through college. Entirely normal.

oh god this is going to be terrible

Mori rants about the forigners

I want to heckle Mori

>>74398013
Do you also like girls that may loosely fit the yandere archetype?
People like to say don't stick it in crazy, but it's probably because they want to keep all the crazy to themselves.

Welp, looks like she used up all her creative streaming energy yesterday kek

Is this a convoluted crossover promo for Joker 2 in combination with Suicide Squad Isekai

I feel like she could have come up with something a little better than this for a song release, she's relying a bit too much on a repeat of the Overkill release stream

you ever just fly on a Boeing airplane and everyone just dies? what's up with that?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKS3MGriZcs
Mori is right, sitcoms without the laugh tracks can be painful kek

>>74414722
I remember someone did this with friends. It's terrible

>>74414608
Careful deadbeat, posts like that will get your tires slashed.

Once you go Uber Black…

Bros. I love my Mori but I don’t think she is very good at stand up….

>>74414608
Didn't a Boeing whistleblower get suspiciously murdered recently?

>>74399156
Hours 4 and 5 felt a bit dull (or maybe I just had trouble focusing for other reasons) but the rest is something you've GOT TO catch up with.

What the FUCK is she talking about?? lmao

>>74415053
I feel like I just have an unfiltered line to Mori’s thoughts. So idk

>>74414722
well yeah, the scripts are written with the laugh tracks in mind. Taking them away would make it as painful as taking away any other consistent part of any script.

>>74415161
It's basically the exact opposite though, she's forcing out thoughts rather than having them come naturally

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHawSWEDIo0

>>74414827
no he committed suicide with two shots to the back of the head

I actually dreamed about this stream but mori was standing in front of a brick wall and everytime she finished a joke she played an animation of a rain of tomates

God I want to shank her

that fucker was going to stab her over 20$? the fuck?

>>74415662
Probably not, but you don't want to risk it.

Sheltered in suburbia, then moved out to the ghetto, daily BANG BANG BANG!! on the door, “do you have any spare change?”
I dare to close the goddamn door, I'll get my face rearranged (okay...)

>>74415662
people died for less

>>74415646
This is so cute and sweet

Rare pepes..

feelsgoodman

>Mori is friends with a frogposter

Debbies I’m going into battle and I need your rarest pepe

>>74415973
It was a different time ten years ago, anon

>>74415973
That means there’s hope for her being my friend too. I can’t possibly be worse than a frogposter

I'm not giving you any of my actually rare Pepes.

>>74416047
When did frogs get ruined

>>74409969
I would've unironically hung out with her and end up as another J-dawg
I was a big Pokeautist during the dark times when being a Pokemon fan was bully worthy, I'd take what I can have

>>74416192
When the NFT bros actually tried to make it a real thing, not just a running joke.

>>74416192
Around 2016, like the rest of the website and internet

>>74416192
>https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/531011411720151041?lang=en
This tweet unironically ruined everything

>>74416192
well wojack was ruined by basedjacks

>>74416337
things were better before then

>>74416265
This
Never really got into NFTs because of the Rare Pepe fiasco

I honestly find frogs funny, but know where and when they are appropriate and this place isn't one

>>74416384
Jesus I haven't seen katy's name in a long time? Is she a hag now?

>>74416384
>australian jet lag

I genuinely loved rare Pepes. It was OC and it was easy enough that a bad artist like me could do it. It was fun.

I never found mori funny but her model and mannerisms can be cute background noise. But that’s most chuubas

I think I might be a sadist because whenever Mori starts begging or making that pouty crying voice I want to fuck her

I like the absurdism

>>74416794
She's so good at begging in a pouty way it makes me want to cuddle her, or give her food.

This dumb reaper is making my dick hard

this isn't really funny when she's the one hitting the button. It could have worked if she had someone else there controlling it

Going from this to tide is gonna give me so much whiplash

>>74417055
Mori is confronting the voices in her head

>>74416986
I wrote this

Okay this stream is NOT a must watch stream.

I love her but I feel like she's doing this because last time that worked out but it was spontaenous. This doesn't feel like that at all

>>74417330
It’s definitely in the top 3 Mori streams from the past day though

she's a plapper

is mori calliope the Doug Walker of hololive? This is like some live mid-review bit where he pretends to be introspective

>>74417455
no that's me to her

>>74417388
She just said that the lyric mob asked for this

>work for DreamHack starts tomorrow
Where are the rest of the performers?

>>74417696
She knows pre release streams dont really effect anything. I think she just wanted to nap or write lyrics lmao.

>>74417718
Bae is probably in flight based on her activity.

>>74417788
Unless it's a 50k Birthday 3D Live.

>>74417857
Also I think Towa and Marine are confirmed pre recorded. ID is a decently short flight from Australia

Mori just can’t tell her true jokes because she’ll be cancelled…

>>74418075
I want to know her true jokes

>>74417937
Even then it doesn't really help. I think premier views don't count, I remember pekora redirected 100k people to her original and it didn't even have close to that many views even hours later.

>jokes about death and dying
Kek I actually laughed at her looking that up

>reaper cushions

I wanted them to be Papa Reaper's jokes that she censored.

>>74417388
She'll always fail at her repeated attempts to capture lightning in a bottle moments. Flute song is already overused, her pivoting to being "natural" at voice acting is overdone, her rock ventures seems to be losing steam, her breathy notes for singing is kinda grating at times, etc.
She takes compliments from fans and especially non-fans and drive it to the ground.

>>74418117
Her jokes are too powerful for you Deadbeat, you had best find a reaper with weaker jokes.

Did she even raid into the MV?

>>74418333
nope

>>74418309
is just a joke stream my guy

I thought this was supposed to be soul

>>74418366
HoloEN has about a 50% success rate in raiding their premiere videos directly after a stream.

>>74418404
Anon it's the same retard who camps this thread.

This japanese lady sure sounds black

This does NOT sound like how I thought it would from the preview

>>74418512
I think she's half

Somehow it reminded me of Stuart Little 2.

Bros I thought I wouldn't like this from the preview but this is exactly what I needed to hear what the fuck I love it

>>74418562
Yeah, it really needs a non-premier listen. You can tell the track sounds wierd

The queen of vtubing

rate the song rate the MV

>>74418502
Nah I just like to vent sometimes

>>74418714
take meds

you know the artsyle kinda looks like the PSG artstyle

I like the vibe of the song, it gives “end of album,” energy

>>74418714
this place is not your diary

I like the song but it feels more like Ai feat. Mori than vice versa

>>74418889
quite literally is

>>74418932
fuck off, its my diary

>>74418865
it does doesn't it?

Song was pretty damn good. Gonna do a more proper listen tomorrow when the premier nonsense doesn't have it compressed to shit.

>>74418512
>>74418565
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ai_(singer)

She's part Italian part Okinawan.

Liking this song! Think I liked Overkill more but I'm loving the vibes of these songs and I hope she keeps 'em coming like this.

This Ai girl is like a haggy Towa.

>>74418714
You're VERY menhera, you should let me have sex with you. Maybe the semen will stabilize your brain's chemicals

>>74418865
For me it kind of fits in with Lose Lose Days. One of the few Mori songs that just make me smile when I hear it. Sounds like a good take on her version of an idol song too

Song is good, art is cute, now tell your Mori good luck with her lyrics and her rehearsals

>>74418671
Quite uplifting, Ai has such a hag sex singing voice, a bit different from Mori usual stuff but still fits, and if Mori continued with her idea of an ep/album themed about arising after falling into jigoku, this song would 100% be in it!

>>74418565
Nope

Damn that was awesome, happy Mori songs are great too, really catchy hook.

>>74419009
good luck with your lyrics stop putting them off and your rehearsals Mori I love you

>>74407619
DEAD BEATS

>>74418671
Feels like something from the UnAlive album

>>74418404
nta, but his criticism ain't baseless aside from the bullshit about her rock ventures, she does tend to cling to things people praised about her, sometimes withot introspecting WHY they were liked
like that weird arc when she tried hitting highest notes possible in everything she sang since people praised her wide vocal range

>>74419186
always felt like that album deserved a proper sequel. all the UMJ stuff felt pretty separate from her pre signing stuff

>>74419227
remember THAT karaoke where she kept trying to sing higher than her own means and kept fucking up every song?

Damn that was way better than I expected, amazing song

Is this a beatem up?

Koichi Tsutaya is a solid collab partner, I hope he shows up frequently in Mori's songs.

>>74419227
>>74419305
I'm pretty sure that was who ever her vocal coach was at the time thinking everywoman can sound like a squeaky toy if they try hard enough

When is mori gonna collab with some.. relevant?

>>74419478
yeah agreed. One piece was not relevant enough.

>>74419430
what does the text say?

>>74410529
I feel exposed by this post.

I’m glad I didn’t listen to that leak. Were those just trolls making it seem like Tide was going to be shit? Because the song was great

also in the song description.... AI is involved with the new Godzilla X Kong

I like the song a lot, but its a really questionable release strategy. I think a stream where she introduced everyone to the artist would have worked a bit better.

Ado or bust. Fuck this mid ass collabs

Did ju rike?
I've never really heard anything from this Ai lady before her low registry was great

>>74419533

" I regret loosing something "

My JP is shit, so maybe I'm missing context.