/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Thread actually fucking died in the 30 minutes it took me to go take a shower

I miss my boyfriend.

I'm lonely my wife mio ignores me

>>74369675
Dead hours here are getting rougher and rougher as time goes on. Hopefully Ember will actually go through with the morning streams idea.

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; wrapped up in soft silk blankets, her plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, her fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...perfect...

I love my wife Miori Celesta

Mio meltdown status?

wose...

>>74369494
Backup baker... you forgot her.....................

>>74371952
Reviewing the porn she bookmarked she's melting.

>>74372334
I baked with an old recipe, she must have been added somewhat recently to the list? I dogeza to the tiger anyways
>Shimada Tiger - The fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo
https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger

Couldn't catch her stream last night, what's going on with Yuuna exactly? Is anything actually changing at all?

I miss Mio

Good morning, I hope you slept soundly and wish you a wonderful day. I love my floofy, adorable spidercatmother and the excruciating bliss from her fists ruthlessly pounding onto my stomach. I'm Ami's punching bag

>>74371997
if wose, why sammich?

>>74373308
Yunners landed an interview at her dream company and is pretty sure she got hired, which means she'll have to prioritize that over streaming, she cried...

>>74374323
>Yunners landed an interview at her dream company and is pretty sure she got hired
That's good!
>which means she'll have to prioritize that over streaming
>she cried...
Yuuyuu...

Dragunny... where is dragunny...

I wish I could be tucked up warm and close into my spidermom's belly to help ease her molt pains uuuuu she's so vulnerable and fluffy, she needs cuddles and chocolate and compliments, bucko vibrate mode on...

my gf hates me...

>>74375937
Her drawings are so damn cute. She's just too adorable.

I wonder if there's any whore beerpals here that were seduced by Alias's ASMRs.

>>74376568
Yeah, me

>>74376568
I literally would never cheat on Mio. It sucks because I'll never be recognized for being faithful.

>>74376847
I used to be like that, but if I'm getting called a cheater anyway I might as well cheat when Mio's not live or some other stream looks more interesting than hers

>>74377067
Yeah, no even if she thinks I'm being bad I will not cheat.

>>74376350
I hope she never stops making them

>>74376568
Mio's ASMR is better so I don't think so

Wosemi...

>>74377459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfjAuHgyRz4
...lives

>>74377523
I wanna be her rosebuddy

>>74377244
Her recent ones were worse

Good morning Lisa, I love you!!!

>>74377523
Is there a reason she didn't use her new 3D model in this?

>>74377843
I think her recent ones were good? The last members very good. I'll admit though I have https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGTxn1O0gQA saved so after most work days I wrap myself and nap to this before her stream it might be my favorite.

>>74378477
Maybe that's what her upcoming stream is, she finally set up her Home 3D model. Her dance video meanwhile was probably a bored shitpost edited around midnight.

>>74377244
>>74377843
I think the appeal of their ASMRs are completely different. Alias goes all in on the roleplay aspects and obviously plans hers out well in advance even when she performs them live, which isn't really that similar to Mio's usual intimate chatting style of ASMR.

>>74378451
Holy fish...

>>74378766
You're probably right, I do remember her mentioning that she'd been meaning to set it up for the stream the other day but didn't get around to it in time

I don't like a lot of mios asmrs because she will start giggling or some shit in the middle and I'll get annoyed unless it's one like her succubus one

>>74378477
>>74378766
i think wosemi got her home 3d gear in
less than a few week ago but wrong shipped

>>74378678
The last members had a bit too much giggling for my taste. I prefer the ones she did last year like the one you linked or these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-eiZWNQ8rM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFTJhsJY15Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk8dSP8hdT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hra8t5Gy3i0

>>74379337
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's it

>>74379349 (me)
I usually like her giggling, last members just had way too much for me

>>74379412
Which makes me think she's going to use her 3d studio most

>[Excellent news]
Lisa is eating and acquiring more power!
https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1783174104201527362

>>74379927
Probably, I'm ready for some real kino Just Dance streams and more Dune

How many buckos are using this and how is it?

>>74379932
One step closer to Buffafuji "Skullcrusher" Lisa becoming reality

just imagine...

>>74380104
I don't use it that often but it's very well done and fun to mess around with

>>74380104
It's fun and cute.

Midsemi Midlock

Da Wose

>>74380322
You don't have to imagine because there's already something there

>>74376568
I hate "ASMR" and gfe so I can't cheat

>Today I bit into a full block of spam for breakfast!
This woman is odd
https://twitter.com/Alias_Anono/status/1783175524862579054

>>74382624
At least fry it woman please that's so nasty

>>74375028
The dragon slumbers https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs/status/1783184804512481314

>>74382820
Stupid dragon had me all worried

>>74381113
Boogiesemi Woogielock

Clownsemi Clownlock

Mio the FUCK are you doing now?
>multiple notifs
>all deleted tweets

>>74383659
>not having notifs on your phone so they don't disappear even if she deletes her tweets
it's like you know nothing about Mio

>>74383654
My instincts tell me that clowns shouldn't be this hot

>>74383659
Some retardpal DMed her asking for advices about merch logistics....so that he can help another vtuber with her own merch run.
And that sent her schizo

>>74378975
would

>>74383783
but they are...

How do you achieve such a low IQ?
How can you think asking Mio of all vtubers something lke this is a good idea?

>>74384074
The fuck is Mio's "logistics" anyhow? Didn't she just order shit and box it up in her room?

Mio.....

>>74384074
Being an anti or believing she's enough of a pushover to do it

>>74384128
basically how to find manufacturers, how shipping works, all that stuff

> i said sorry but to not interact with me again, i feel better now
SHE'S LEARNING

https://twitter.com/slime_erotica/status/1783198217620107731
>he was a fucking journeyman
ofc

>>74384231
Based Mio, good girl.

So proud of my gf for not letting people treat her like a doormat

And now she won't catch any sleep before 4 or 5AM

Mio getting so upset over stuff like this is proof that she's even more parasocial than her fans
Wouldn't most people just get angry and move on?

Mio...

>>74384589
Most people would just say "Bro sorry can't help you with that" and move on.
But that wouldn't get Mio the ass pats and attention she needs.
She really just needs to get a BF already. And if she has one already... I feel sorry for that dude.

>>74382820
>3 days of napping
She knocked over another bottle and is just now recovering

>>74384662
>ass pats
Yeah, by me. Followed by rough anal sex

>>74384074
>>74384128
Honestly Mio is the absolute last vtuber I'd ask about how to handle a merch run considering how her only attempt so far went. He should've asked Yuuna.

THIS FUCKING IDIOT JUST POTENTIALLY RUINED HER NEXT STREAM

Mio go enjoy the porn you bookmarked and get some sleep

>>74384722
He was a journeyman

>>74384722
Yuuna basically told him to fuck off

Mio go shlick to the cock I sent you and go sleep

>>74384679
I want to nurse Saya back to health after she accidentally inhales her own rancid girlfumes and goes into a three day coma

Knowing that it was a journeyman and possibly someone well know by her (the extra stuff in the merch tweet) makes it more fucked up because he must know that request was beyond retarded and would have pissed her off.
SEA?

>>74384837
Gods imagine the smell

>>74385184
Just go through her merch tag and find old journeymen who left

If only was so easy for SEA to solve all their problems

>>74385184
It has to be right? No westerner would be that uncouth

>>74385481
>No westerner would be that uncouth
You overestimate beerpals

Mio please go sleep

>>74385713
"Beerpals"

Mio please sleep with me

I sure do love Twitters notification system. i love stay updated on my wife activity the instant she tweets about them. Literally the best notification system with no flaws and Youtube is a close second.

This hurts

Sometimes I wonder if you guys actually enjoy being Mio's fans when you're angry all the time. Sometimes I wonder if I'm getting a better deal on entertainment by not watching her because it's pretty fun trying to connect the dots and figure out why the completely mundane thing is causing a huge argument.

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1783199967445684242

>Ember starting half an hour later than usual

>>74386103
EMBURGERED

[Ember news]
She's with Yuuna's mom?

>>74386015
I wonder which corpo...

Ami is live with a comfy art stream!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JFukgIrgiU

>>74386311
It's the one you're thinking of. Doesn't seem to have been done on purpose though, seems like the guy's just a bit sloppy with copypasting tags or something.

Ami still can't figure out why her tongue keeps going crazy

Molted mom milk...

Mio go to bed or you'll be too tired to play well and will have another breakdown later

This looks great already

Amiya "Thicker than a Snicker" Aranha

>>74387233
>Those abs
Punching bag bucko just can't stop winning

Great now i have wait and see if Mio is gonna stream so that can try to see if it's entirerly vod or can catch a part of it, both case i get less time than i would have if she just respect the schedule and she sleep because of ONE FUCKING RETARD THAT DOESN'T EVEN WATCH HER ANYMORE

>>74387672
>faggot asks stupid question to Mio
>this other faggot tries to guilt trip her over it

>>74387750
Why yes, i love getting ONEGUY by people that don't watch her

>ok i’ve freed her from our call enjoy kindlings
>have a good stream bby gurl <3
>yeah i was stuffing her with corn
Thanks Yuuna
https://youtu.be/NhyTqhYHux0

>>74387845
(You)
And your reaction to that is making her feel worse? You're being just as bad as that guy and the SEAnigs

>>74387990
It's not going to be a good stream if she force herself now.

>>74387956
Based Yuuners

>>74387956
Eber so soft...

INDIE SPIDERMOM LOVE

>Ember wants Yuuna to feed her an 84 course meal

Actual menace

>>74387845
It was a former journeymen dude. That's why it was upsetting

Guess she is actually going to stream

>>74388108
This you? Fucker

AMERICA NYA

>>74388531
I don't send her this kind of shit

I want to be Ami's tapeworm

>>74388395
This woman managed to get her dream job just so she could stuff her friends properly, didn't she? Powerful move.

>>74388293
>>74388312
>>74388395
I am so fucking ready for these two to finally meet up again, Ember's going to feast like a goddess

>One of my arms will get buff
Coomer Ami...

>>74387672
Earlier stream is inconvenient for me too but you don't see me cry over it

>Guys, I think he's gay

>tfw overly aggressive immigration officer Ember will never give you a full pat down at gunpoint

>>74388695
As in they are meeting up again soon, or hoping against hope?

[Non-news]
Ember is hungry

>>74388531
Mio edited the response to it btw

I fucking hate Windows updates so god damn much

>NOOOOOO NO NO NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Average windows update reaction

>>74388531
Not beating the doormat allegations

>>74389191
Nothing concrete yet but they both obviously want to do it

>Ew, is that my clothes...?
>*rapid sniffing*
I love this incorrigible smellfag

Incovenience aside would appreciate if she makes clear asap if the stream is happening now or on schedule

>>74389585
You'll know in 1 minute

7ft tall Ember...

[Ember news]
She just killed a man by stabbing him in the ass

Mio I will let you masturbate for an entire hour, so start stream at 5PM EDT

Just update the waiting room already then Mio

>>74389702
8ft tall Ember... imagine the appetite...

>This eight feet tall serial butt stabber walks up to you and stabs you in the butt
How do you respond without sounding butthurt?

>OH MY GAWD GUYS GUYS GUYS I FOUND THE COOLEST LOOKING PC-98 GAME THE OTHER NIGHT
Ami cute

>Why would criminals have rights

>What? Why would criminals have rights...?

>Oh yeah, you guys like the banan- bandana?

>>74390650
>Don't point at me!
Leesa, point at her.

I'd pay a thousand dollars if Mio's nectar was in the next merch run

I'm starting to think Ember might be a little corrupt

>>74390779
>Trying to embezzle cocaine
Nonsense

[Dizzy news] She lost to the deadlines, no stream

>mojey crying in the prechat about mio not sleeping

>Asian female drivers

>>74390922
Dizzyless...

>>74391040

>Can I have the cow?

>Handcuffs a man for no reason
>Sends him on his way without uncuffing him
>Turns around and walks straight into a glass door
Classic Eber

>>74391362
>Now trying to run over the people she handcuffed

Ami is particularly cute today

>>74389826
>rescheduled for that time
She loves me!

>>74391256
very appropriate file name

>>74390922
DEADLINES HATE

Filipina TTS made it sound like that dono was complimenting Ember's farting instead of her parking

Ember's gonna pat me down and take my "package" for herself, later law-abiding citizens

>>74391469
Even joke singing songs for movie trailers she sounds beautiful

Ember...

Oh to be a random border guard in a non-specific Eastern European country and be traumadumped on by Ember at knifepoint...

>Ember's going to try taking up figure skating
Imagine...

Ami is urinating right now

A Y G G

Miro Celestia

>Mio Hades
https://youtu.be/5R3gfpaDivU
>Muyu S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
https://youtu.be/dXcFTUqBPLE

My gf is done masturbating https://www.youtube.com/atch?v=5R3gfpaDivU

>>74392314
yea on me

>>74392389
Cowie late...

>Table tennis is insane
Ember "My face is a magnet for balls" Amane

>>74392389
My daughter's still asleep, please be kind and understand

>if Ember could restart she'd let another sperm win
No......

Muyu is lost to the zone...

>>74392421
Just woke up and see my virtual wife is giving me a stream on bed

>>74392630
Calfie is up!

>Squeeze those cheeks
>5 second pause
>I mean
>5 second pause
>Facial cheeks...

I missed my adorable floofy daughter

So I'm not the only one having issues with YouTube today?

>Your blessing for today is that you'll get a cute stalker!

>>74392895
Nope. I have no idea what the fuck they did behind the scenes but the site seems to be operating worse.
Also mio pee

Ember should stop doubting herself, she's a genuinely funny gal

I don't know who this person Mio is talking about it

>Ember thought she could do a half marathon
>Somebody informs her that's 13 miles
>"Holy shit nevermind"
Kek

My daughterwife is sexy

>Mio commissioned porn of her watching herself getting a tribute
https://files.catbox.moe/exgq5g.png

Care for a side of Sleepy with your quadruple overlap?
https://youtu.be/AjgCQqM6OSo

Poor Muyu is already struggling and the game hasn't even started yet

I was worried she would be groggy, but my gf is being very peppy and cute!

>>74393263
Now get the anal skeb

>>74393263
that's me in the pic

Ember overestimated Dizzy and Shiina's snowboarding ability...

[Muyu news]
She's too fat

>>74393521
>You like fat cows? Yeah, I'm a fat cow. I'm a big fat cow.

Eber will save us from dead hours

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

Mio is in a surprisingly good mood today

>>74393263
Where's the cock sniffing skeb?

Breathless wheezing hysterical Muyu laughter... home...

Has Mio still not seen either of the other two Furies yet?

NO MORE BRAZILIAN FOOD CRIMES

I love it when my wife goes monke mode

>>74394172
SOPA DE BUCKO
UMA DELICIA

BWEH (BWEH)

>>74394172
>He's stoking the fire, it's not random trash it's just paper it's- okay that appears to be random trash

>>74393263
I will stop talking to her until she gets the skeb I wanted

Any Brazilian bucko's here? Is this how restaurants are?

>Hello, my name is the great alchemical purple smoke, um...
>Are you gonna shoot me?

>Sees a dog from a distance
>"Cute!"
>Zooms in

CHEEKI BREEKI

CAM ON MIO

>Loses the run
>"It's okay, it was fun!"
She's finally learning

>>74393263
I don't see the porn on her skeb where do you see these?

>>74394426
There's a famous YouTube series that is literally the Brazilian version of Kitchen Nightmares and bruh, there's some gross shit there. I live next to a famous tourist town so in the rare occasion I visit a restaurant I make sure to go to a good one. I did run into some awful shady butcher shops here though, and "cat BBQ" is a famous "joke that's sometimes not a joke" in street food stalls.

So when does the non-"average Tuesday in Eastern Europe" horror start?

AAAA MOM'S GRABBING HER LADY PARTS DURING HER MOLT PAINS I NEED TO COMFORT HER AND MAKE IT BETTER

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is kinda comfy

>>74395241
It is

organizer here. Someone filled out the form and sent in this slug. Thoughts?

It's amazing how Ami's art so perfectly straddles the line between cute and sexy

>>74395578
I approve of this slug and want her to beat the shit out of me

>>74395578
Looks great, I'm glad somebody got us into the tourney

>>74395599
I'm fine with it drifting a bit either way honestly...

>Skipping gleefully through the Ukrainian countryside
>Runs straight into a barbed wire fence

>That scared the snap out of me-moo

Mio unsurprisingly loves Eurydice's song

CRIME

She is melting the snake

>Uses fists
>Starts absolutely wrecking house
>"I feel like a god!"
I guess Mio found her new weapon of choice

Muyu is making friends! :D

Mio is extra cute when she's making autistic racecar engine noises

>>74395400
me

She's so good at this, we need to send these covers back in time and get them to critical game devs

>>74396666
>Alternate timeline where Ami is the protagonist of every major video game franchise in existence

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

I miss Ami...

Mio has made it to the great filter

>>74395241
Very comfy

>>74397197
She almost beat it on her first try

>>74397197
>Almost got it first try
Mio is fucking cracked

>>74396666
God her ass looks fucking huge hidden behind the frame
Uncontainable, you might say

>>74395332
>>74397324
It's actually making me feel weirdly relaxed watching Muyu play it despite it getting noisy every so often, the atmosphere is strangely soothing

>>74398047
Just like Embermama

Alias Fallout 4
https://youtu.be/6bpAjZkwHcE

Alias...

Muyu's going to know a little bit of every language on Earth at this rate

SEX

>>74398593
>I just sat on the ground and ate my spam
I want to fuck this pig of a woman

>>74397750
>:Growling irradiated dog barking atmosphere intensifies:

Ember has broken my heart and caused me pain.

>400 CCV
Grim

Muyu is mocking the traditional Ukrainian name Moped...

>>74399116
Go back.

>>74398980
:( I'm sorry, bud.

>>74392895
The situation I'm in

>>74399236
No, buds are rosemi's group.

>>74399236
Thanks man. It's my fault though not hers. It still hurts real bad though.

umm... what the flapjack?

[Muyu news]
She WILL pet the irradiated cat

I love Mio but I don't want to
It's not healthy being this in love with an internet girl who pretends to be my gf and lives on the other side of the planet

>>74398505
>Live action footage
>"Wow, the graphics look so realistic!"
Alias...

Muyu my beloved loot goblin

>>74399959
She's dumb as fuck! :D

poor Mogu

>The heck is a bloodsucker?

>>74400577
It's mine btw

>>74391256
>>74400577
Cursed baby day

>>74400625
Damn, Alias thinks you're ugly...

Cowie ain't built for parkour

>>74399672
I'm gonna enjoy it until I get a girlfriend.
Saw the cutest girl on campus gonna give her my number.
Still gonna watch mio just won't send horny CCs anymore

>>74400748
She made me that way

>>74400835
She should have stuck with the zoomba...

MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS MUYU

>Intelligence? I don't think we need that.

>>74400748
I am ugly.

Zero streams since Alias mentioned cucking

Mom mode Alias...

>>74401291
She's just prepping her viewers for the future

>>74394251
Simian vocalization enjoyers are eating good today

Dragon scheddy https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs/status/1783277042739327468

MIO'S GONNA PISS HERSELF LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It has been ZERO streams since Mio got jumpscared by Careless Whisper

>>74401800
She's traumatised...

>>74401899
I'll get the mug

>>74399394
Fat ghost tits.

>>74401899
Yeah in my mouth

I can't believe Alias did that to those innocent Turks...

Damn Mio sucks at this game

Mio's definitely learning this game quicker than I did

>>74401775
>Sun & Moon randomizer
>Fast food tierlist
Looking forward to these

>That's a lot of reading I don't wanna do

>Alias is getting motion sick
She's going to puke raw spam everywhere...

Boring uhhhhhh Codsworth

>>74403270
And now she has to go through his dialog all over again!

>"I hate you! I hate you! I hate you so bad!"
Mio's talking about me

[Yuuna news]
https://twitter.com/niniyuuna/status/1783289024536625285

I couldn't get into the bow in Hades at all, I never used it again after I unlocked the gun

Woman tears nice

EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

She may not be a gamer, but we're getting some cute screams from this Alias stream

This guy's dono spam is getting annoying

>>74404457
You're annoyed by a guy legit whaling on her?
Why don't you go drop $500 jealous broke boy?

>>74404569
You could spend that money to fuck a hot whore, you're spending it this way because you're a pathetic fucking cockless faggot.

>>74404569
And then she just refunds it all later if he whales enough

Alias is double dying...

baffling posts

>>74404732
And she's already thinking of refunding

>>74404569
Guess we found the whale

>>74404816
Beerpals taking more interest in what other Beerpals are doing than what Mio herself is doing, nothing new sadly

don't namedrop
stop at once

>>74404723
Why don't you go fuck anybody instead of whining sister

>>74404569
it's good that you are funding her livehood, but can you at least be less obnoxious about it?

New thread
>>74405177
>>74405177
>>74405177

>>74405023
I don't care about women and I don't think anything to do with them is important. Dollars to doughnuts you're a fucking faggot and in denial like most angry men. I can chose to fuck I just chose not to because women disgust me... The only thing that disgusts me more than a woman is you. Never talk to me like you're an equal or a man again you worthless feminine cunt;

Mio Love

mio hate

Mio ambivalence

Mio complained about getting flirty dono spam but it's fine to spam Mojey-tier rizz if it's 100 dollars every time

>>74405219
Sure that's why you watch a gfe vtuber then get mad about donos.
Certainly just going outside would be easier and better for you than seething

rules don't apply to big paypigs

how does this guy have so much oiler prince money

>>74405219
Funniest part is I'm not even him you're just pathetic and that wall of text was hilarious. I love it here

mio is getting a gift when the jp site is back up