/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>74339853
I assumed by "people wouldn't like it" you meant staff because thinking that Gura gives a solitary fuck about what her viewers want is embarrassingly braindead. Please don't tell me that's what your point was, I shouldn't have to explain how stupid that is.

Gura let me violate you
Gura let me desecrate you
Gura let me penetrate you
Gura let me complicate you

Gura broke apart my insides
(Help me) Gura got no soul to sell
(Help me) the only thing that works for me
Help me get away from myself

Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Gura wanna feel me from the inside
Gura wanna fuck me like an animal
Guras whole existence is flawed
Gura get me closer to God

>>74340341
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TuT

Sex with a fembud.

>>74340341
that's my yogurt gushing out of her ToT

Biggest takeaway from todays stream is that Gura admitted to getting fat <3

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

Remember this: https://youtu.be/DXJfqW5lB74?t=6155[Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Gura said she had eggshaped maracas, "You can put them in places", how many times has she insinuated she is into buttstuff? She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"

>>74340375
>projecting your retardation on others
grim

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>74340801
Semen

Gura seems to like me

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

Why tail shorter? What's wrong with long fat tail?

Gura cute Gura cute!

Baglette hunhunhun

>>74340900
Very cool Kai

>>74340375
ramao try harder with your bait

>>74340619
>She even showed us her buttplug in "Girls Talk"
Wtf, I don't remember that, I need to rewatch

>>74340375
You're right, anon. That's why she collabs with males so often. She doesn't ever consider what her fans like or want.

Will there be any fembuds at Hololive Meet in Taiwan?

>>74340987
huh?

>>74340619
Wrong. That is Polka's buttplug, retard.

>>74341102
hes a retard anon

Please call me Kai.

>>74340957
That's susei you diiot

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>74341102
She didn't

>>74340619
Gura NEEDS to masturbate with us!

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>74341254
>>74341503
https://youtu.be/XEfkoyYBn3A?t=29
Gura knew EXACTLY what that looked like

I wonder if Gura would like this dumb hostess club game bae is playing

>>74341650
>>74341751

>>74341810
Anon your stream reps...

>>74341768
I wonder if Gura ever thinks about how the only reason she can afford this $800 hair bullshit is because of us?

My Gurandma.

>>74340801
samen

>>74340912
fembuds don't want me, what do?

>>74341910
No content creator does, hate to break it to you, they see their viewers as canon fodder peasants

>>74342015
I hate the nyamunyamy.

>>74340912
I only want Gura, what do?

Schizos attacking gura and shilling whores. The thread is somehow getting worse the more she streams

>>74340341
Hey what's up chumbuds. I'm gonna borrow your Gura for a but if that's okay. I'll bring her back, don't worry hehe

>>74342217
if you think this is bad then you are so very innocent

Shirako.

>>74342153
What about the male streamers that give millions to their fans, pays for medical situations, or go surfing with their fans?

>>74342225
forgot your picture

>>74342217
No its definitely worse when she doesn't.

>>74342153
So you're saying that if I want her to remember me, I'll have to do something drastic, huh?

>>74341486
>*Le touché*

>>74342275
You must be esl then because you don’t know what worse means

>>74342153
based

>>74342339
bro john cena does not remember every make a wish kid

Oh yeah, I forgot schizos always have a psychotic episode after Gura's streams.

>>74342339
Never happened and if it did it is extremely rare

>>74342225
But what on earth for, anon?

I am the most hated chumbud

>>74342410
don't worry you're probably autistic enough that people do anyway

>>74342567
no it's definitely me

Are you a chumbabooey?

From our perspective gura is a small girl however from other fishs perspective gura is a massive girthy fish

>>74342504
>>74342486
What’s your opinion on female content creators fucking fans? How does that fit on the caring to apathy scale?

>>74340973
Hey (You) stole my ritualpost picrel fuck (You)

>>74342217
I don't see anyone shilling anyone.
Are you feeling okay, scizo?

Baguraette honhonhon

>>74342425
"It is huge"
"It is bigger than that Chris, it's large"

https://youtu.be/JZEXyzBdtGg?t=71

Really? This whore had to stream while I was taking my vampire sleep?

>>74342791
that happens?

Gura = my wife

>>74342791
content creators are just humans are you ok in the head

>>74342791
This should be the norm. Female entertainers aside from sexual value, have no value. They need to be compensating fans with sex.

Are we all creepy perverts?

>>74342791
>>74343023
>>74343158
I remember there was some whore EN vtuber that got caught doing that. I think her name was koopa or something. It happened years ago.

What has she been up to lately? Looks like streams don't happen that often now?

I like Gura, i hate her community, especially ggg on /vt, you guys should see those people in there, absolute retards, 30 chromosomes to many, they should all be fed to inmates at Guantanamo

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

I don't love Gura at all, not even a little bit. But I love her body T u T

>>74343053
my post

>>74340464
fembuds are lesbians like gura
also probably lolicon

I love Gura, and I enjoy posting about how much I love Gura.

I wonder if Gura would like this hostess game Bae is playing? It's kind of like a VN, so it's a little boring

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

Is discord kitten what i assume it is?

>>74343881
You ever gone to a pet store or shelter and seen one of those cats that's running around fucking with all the other cats? Those are called discord kittens.

>>74343881
Gura? Maybe. It seems like that might of happened. I sure hope not, though.

>>74343822
Is picture a guy?

>>74344155

>>74343881
yes, Gura is now my discord kitten :3

>>74344016
You mean every cat? Also the more meetings gura has to prepare for the hornier she is on stream

I am starting to think

>>74344422
STOP!

i tried doing tricep extensions and i kept bonking myself on the head with the weight and now i'm dizzy and have a headache
maybe i should wear a helmet like goob...

>>74344307
>the hornier she is on stream
Gura has scammed you sad bastards; I don't believe for a second that she was actually extra horny the last couple of days, she took a section out of Kiaras playbook; Kiara is a 2view so she has tried to coombait for the last 2 years in an effort to boost her fanbase size, every freaking 3D live she turns around like a freaking TikTok thot and shoves her stupid flat ass into the camera and constantly makes references to her ugly butt. Gura did the same in Content Warning & Monhun, especially in Monhun she made far to many jabai references in an effort to win you guys back

Can't believe you fall for coombait 101 yet again, you should be ashamed of yourself

>>74344307
>meetings

>>74344307
>meatings

>>74344499
I'm sorry, but you won't ever be white like Kiara.

>Guwa has scammed uwu sad bastawds; i down't bewieve fow a second thawt she was actuawwy extwa howny the wast coupwe of days, she took a section out of kiawas pwaybook; kiawa iws a 2view so she has twied tuwu coombait fow the wast 2 yeaws in an effowt tuwu boost hew fanbase size, evewy fweaking 3d wive she tuwns awound wike a fweaking tiktok thot awnd shoves hew stupid fwat ass intwo the camewa awnd constantwy makes wefewences tuwu hew ugwy butt. Guwa did the same in content wawning & monhun, especiawwy in monhun she made faw tuwu many jabai wefewences in an effowt tuwu win uwu guys bawck

>cawn't bewieve uwu faww fow coombait 101 yet again, uwu shouwd be ashamed of youwsewf

>>74344492
I do them lying on a bench, well my bed and chair, doing them standing up like that always hurts my joints for some reason

MY wife

>>74344654
If every bait was written like that, the shitposter would have much better success.

how often do you guys repeat the times she reads your superchats?

>>74344822
yeah i started getting some elbow pain too
maybe i'll try to build a rope pushdown/pulldown thingy

>>74344654
I love uwu rewrites of shitposts.

>>74344969
More than I'd like to admit.

>>74344908
I want everybody to know that this is my post that I made, and that Gura is indeed MY shark wife.

>>74344969
Sometimes but not often, I do if her reaction is really good though. one of my biggest regrets is that while I have written down all the times she's read my supers or chat messages I didn't keep good track of how she reacted to all of them. That and I write all my timestamps by hand so it's harder to find the ones I want unless I remember the stream for certain.

>>74344969
not often enough honestly, I always think "I'll save em for a rainy day, so I don't get "tired" of it from overuse, kind of like a potion in skyrim. but then never end up using them or in this case rewatching them

>>74345270
>using them
What the heck is that suppose to mean?

>>74345409
in skyrim you can use potions for various effects, like replenishing your health, stamina, magicka or upping your stats in some way

>>74345270
thats like me and saving various talents karaokes

>>74345526
I have finally gotten a single game of Skyrim where I have literally done everything save for a couple distasteful Daedra quests and gathering Crimson Nirnroot. I have nothing left to do even with the Anniversary editions added content and I have happily retired my Dragonborn with my my family and orphan children. I have so many excess potions stocked up in my shelves "just in case" that I can supply High King Ulfric conquering the entire continent again

This Gura animation is pretty cute https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J2Q-ouzBHhQ

>>74346091
sounds like its time for mods unless you have already

>>74346237
that's gabby.

>>74346237
that's not Gura...

Child

just finished rewatching the VOD
not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>74346091
Then go play Morrowind.
It has way better story and atmosphere.

>>74346091
Play TTW

Gura is as erotic as a 73 year old guy

>>74347689
Im fond of her grunny T u T

>>74345409
This is too fricking cute. Alexa play despacito

>>74344499
Why are women like this?

>>74348569
That's a woman(male)

Read the entire thread

>>74349192
you can read? I'm so proud of you!

SHE'S MY SHARKWIFE AND I WANT HER NOW

>>74349262
Sorry, she's already married to me

>>74349262
>>74349301
Heh, it's cute how you guys are trying to marry my semen rag.

>>74349227
Wanna watch me read it again?

>>74350115
yeah

>>74350288
This town ain’t big enough for the 2 of us. Let’s have ourselves a little rooty tooty point and shooty. What say you

>>74350419
*builds houses*
is it big enough now?

Post the coolest Gura you have.

>>74351461

I hope Gura doesn't stream the game Bae is playing, the girls aren't even cute.

>>74351792
but Gura once said that all girls are cute...

>>74340341
Did everyone forget they already did this?

>>74351996
I can't believe my wife's seed is infertile...

>>74351461

>>74351844
Gura is the final judge of who and what is or isn't cute.

>>74351461
I'm excited we're getting more dino stuff in like 6-12 months.

i kill myself:
>pros:
>my suffering ends
>cons:
>wheelchair polnareff will be sad

>>74352521
but polnareff died a long time ago...

>>74352672
Oyasame

>>74352672
sleep tight buddy

Gurass

My onaholes...

>>74353725

I love my sharkwife more than anything! I can't believe im lucky enough to be married to the cutest girl in the world.

>>74352581
no he became a turtle and lived a super long time

>>74354360
there was like a solid minute of this and all we got was one tiny soundpost

I just the whole gura

>>74354614
Fuck man, leave some for the rest of us.

>>74353725

>>74355165
Wow, ai has gotten really good

>>74355165

>>74355242
>We guarantee high quality with AI-based posting frequency and additions and corrections.
He's correcting!

I just got my muffler and buritto, what's muffler for again? It's pretty big

>>74355417
It's just a big scarf

>>74355417
it's for wrapping around your feetsies

>>74355501
it's smells disgusting too

>>74355536
Wash it then

Speaking of washing, I like that she updated us with her new bodywash scent. Shame I don't think she talked about her shampoo again though.

>>74354403

>>74355567
Nyo

>>74355593
She said she's using all the ant products that prob includes shampoo

>>74355593
I want to eat her soap

I want to lick the lint out of guras smelly belly button ToT

S L U T

>>74355921
she'll need to shower to wash your spit off after that

>>74356142
Sharkwife shower naked T u T

>more dino gura coming
i hope it's a 3D platformer

>>74356142
Gura doesn't shower when she has me to clean her off.

>>74356458
you'd lick that anons spit off her body?

>>74356570
No, I'm licking my own spit off her body.

Gura isn't for lewding

I just want her to sit on top of me, it's not lewd

>>74357790
I love my tube shork

>>74354403
Yes My Dork! I love her.

>>74358050
Did you say tubes?

I'm gonna poke her tummy from the inside and outside.

>>74358172
Imagine the smell.

>>74358172

>>74358297
I don't want to imagine it anymore, I want to experience it, damn it.

c hours?

>>74358637
Huh? Yeah, although I'm feeling nostalgic today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGIKnn-COS4

>>74358637
most schizo is in another thread, we might get c for a few days until they got bored

>>74358823
That containment site going down has been a disaster for the board, huh?

>>74355593
I want to drink her shampoo

>>74358426
I love slutty mesugaki Gura T o T

Why does Gura make my pee turn white when I see her make cute poses.

>>74359105
As far as I'm concerned they deserve to deal with it after how this thread has gone completely unmoderated for ages.

they should make a Senran Kagura Beach Volleyball game

>>74359355
You were disgusted that even your pp puke

>>74354403
I love her so much.

Dino gura version 0.1

>>74360190
hire this man

Can anyone understand what this cute tummy is trying to say?

>>74357957
>>74358172
>artist literally does porn
>doesn’t have an nsfw version

Talk about blue balling…..

farquad lookin ass

>>74361618
head?

gura fantasizes about using her gabby identity (REAL) to do various activities

Everybody eeping

I MISS GURAAAAA!!!!! WAHHHHHH!!!

>>74360952
if I didn't know any better I'd say that was just a girl in a dinosaur costume

I don’t know who she is. I don’t know what she wants. If she is looking for superchats I can tell her I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of fetishes. Fetishes I have acquired over a very long life. Fetishes that make me a nightmare for people like her. If she lets me have sex with her now that’ll be the end of it. I will not bully her, I will not rape her, but if she doesn't, I will look for her, I will find her, and I will ryona her.

>>74362077
Gura wishes she was allowed to do only fans content

>>74364056
but gura did only fans content yesterday?

>>74364099
No she didn't tard nugget. She did members only content yesterday.

>>74364135
only fans content

Goob morning retards

>>74354403
she makes me so happy i love her so much

>>74364652
Goob morning faggot

>>74363835

>>74363835
Tell us more about it, anon. You seem like an interesting guy.

>>74363835
How would you even go about finding her, bud?

Did you know I've cummed to Gura several times?

>>74365782
that looks like that degrees of lewdity game.

>>74367452
Me sniffing her legs

>>74365897
What is that look for...

oh catbox is down

>>74360952

>hasn't done public stream for a week
what a bitch

>>74368694
MISS gawr gura

>>74365908
Look how happy MY wife is in this

my wife

>>74369532
Based, fuck the greyfags.

https://twitter.com/yppah1060/status/1783044786313887838
this is a cute Gura

>>74360952
I love gura's art. she should draw more. does anyone have gura's drawing from myth's Halloween scavenger hunt?

>>74372261
Very ryonable Gura T u T

>>74372286
Oh nvm I found it!
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1322795256761384961
idk if there ever was a bigger version of this.

I make it rain on them hoes

Gura makes my peen sore. She should take responsibility.

One time I asked why Gura was crying in a picture and someone replied that her cunny hort. I still think about that post a lot.

look at this retard looking face

Can you guys look at this picture please

>>74374344
Why?

>>74374509
>>74374881
I am looking now what?

>>74374881
>Closes door in front of the shark child.

BIG FAT SHARK BOOBS

wait didn't a spider bite gura is she okay she didn't talk about it yesterday

>>74378413
yes?

>>74378413
barely visible shark mosquito bites

>>74378413
>>74379169
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

Gurass

>>74379747
fart reverb where

>>74363835
>>74372681

Hello?

>>74382201
hewwo :3

>>74382201
Shhhh. The shart is sleeping.

Is Gura a fembud?

>>74341510
>tits

>>74384196
Power

I wanna have a day off with Gura.

>>74374881
Is this child lost and confused or am I lost?

>>74386415
Judging by the flooring where Gura is standing, (You) are the one who's lost, and the child is confused, since a stranger is at the door to her house.

>https://youtube.com/watch?v=DXJfqW5lB74&t=8830
>"i married my dad"
>what? that's messed up
daughterwifebud bros, i don't feel so good.

>>74386522
Doors always open inward so the occupant can brace something against it for home defense, so Gura is entering your room in the image

>>74386998
I had to look it up. Apparently they like doors to open outward in japan

I really want to see Gura play that bunny game really bad.

>>74387100
That's terrible home defense design, the Japanese should feel ashamed.

>>74387291

>>74387359
I'm sure you can invent a reason but the most important thing is being able to brace something against the door from the inside in the event of home invasion. There are much better ways to quake-proof your home without sacrificing its defensive capabilities.

>>74387662
Wouldn't an outward-opening door always be braced against its own doorframe by default, because it normally only opens outward and can't open inward?

>>74387662
>having to actually fear a home invasion
what third-world shithole do you live in

i slept terribly today

>>74360952
I remember that. It was so wonderfully scuffed and I just knew that if she had more time she would have a dinogura costume. Next year proved me right

>>74387291
A door opening inward that shouldn't is the reason that lots of people died at kyoani. Not to say that amount of people would be in a home, but being unable to get out of a place is probably more likely to kill you then not being able to barricade yourself in a place. Home invasions aren't exactly common compared to fires and things like that.

>>74387847
If an invader disables the lock, they can just open it outward and you can't as easily prevent that. If it opens inward, they would have to destroy the entire door if you simply put something heavy on your side of the door.

>>74387890
As tempted as I am to jokingly say "London or San Francisco", even as someone who grew up in a rich, white American suburb with literally no crime, he's entirely correct
There is no practical reason not to fear and be prepared for home invasions, that mentality is just an unnatural, decadent, maladaptive luxury belief

>>74387890
Given a long enough timeline everyplace is a third world shithole fully of people waiting for a chance to break in.

>>74388006
Ah, nahone

>>74387928
same desu someone called me in the middle of the night, and I was unable to fall back asleep.

>>74388050
Or you just want to justify larping/cosplaying as some badass (hint: you aren't one) when there are other more mundane things far, far, far more likely to actually hurt you

>>74387662
>Californians invented earthquakes
Just one more reason they should be genocided

>>74387980
In most cases, they cut corners on constructing the building and that's why it collapsed to begin with. They just don't want to admit that the whole building isn't up to code.
>>74387890
Just closing your eyes and saying it can't happen isn't an excuse for poor home defense design.

Oh my Gura merch finally arrived. Not bad only took almost a calander year to get here

>>74388299
I mean yeah they cut corners by having an exit open inward that should have opened outward making it impossible to open with a pile of people pressed into it and they literally burned to death because the door didn't open the right way

>>74388162
>I struck a nerve
>Feels threatened others aren't as useless as he is
>You can't prepare for multiple things at once
Why are bugmen like this

>>74388398
No, they cut corners on the integrity of the building and they convinced you that they "fixed" it by installing the door differently rather than doing a proper solution that would cost money. Fact is, it's still a death trap, even more so because it sacrificed home defense value.

>>74388162
Calling it now, this is a fembud who got bullied in middle school

>>74388418
Anon you're not a soldier and acting like one makes people just think you're a joke. Your primary trait is being some guy who is fearful on the internet and that will literally always be the biggest thing defining you.

>>74388530
I wish I got bullied by a cute fembud in middle school, instead I got bullied by a bunch of stinky reprobates (male)

>>74388589
Why is it always the most catty, effeminate, submissive noodley-armed faggots who feel compelled to LARP as tough guys by telling random anons that they aren't hard over the internet

>>74388177
what if i am south of california?
can i be spared? i'll cook you some authentic tacos

Just put a bunch of bear traps around your house lmao

>>74388744
The fact someone is telling you that over an anonymous shitposting board you are voluntarily using is literally the proof that it's true.

>>74388162
There is nothing badass about putting something heavy in front of the door to protect yourself from a home invader and then calling the police for help, and it's mostly done with women in mind who have no other way to defend themselves. By the way, a home invader isn't necessarily a robber, it could be someone who is domestically abusing you and you've locked them out of your house or out of your bedroom. Home invasion from robbers or abusers exist in every country and are commonplace.

>>74388822
Sure thing sombrerobud
Just, uh... do everyone a favor and STAY well south of the border. Trust me, it'll be best for all involved

>>74388924
never intended jumping the border, i got it good here

>>74388898
You're right, but that's not what that guy meant.

>>74388870
In that case, I will call YOU a fembud with a bushy pucci
I have spoken the magic words, which means it is now true
Now post your freshly-acquired bushy neopucci, fembud

Sitting on the toilet constipated again, reading through this thread and the last one i think I'm gonna pick up some prune juice. I heard that makes you shit

>>74389161
Try coffee

>>74389021
t. that anon, and as a matter of fact, it was what I meant. Well, more like it wasn't *not* what I meant
All shitposting aside I never claimed to be "hard" because that is fatherless subhuman behavior, and that was never the point I was making. I may have badly beaten and mutilated a couple of people IRL but in one of those cases we *both* ended up hospitalized and I came really close to dying (my front teeth are still chipped over ten years later ffs), and neither fight was exactly a "win" by any sane standard
If anything, this is why I'm so paranoid, because people like me who aren't "hard" *have* to be paranoid or else the risk of death is way too real

>>74389161
eat more fiber in general, get your veggies in or fruit, apples are pretty good or oatmeal

>>74389417
It really isn't in the vast majority of cases, for the vast majority of people. Yes it's a real thing that happens, yes it's smart to think about to some extent, but it isn't at all, even close to, a LIKELY thing to die from, and the way you posted about it is the type of thing people do who are just are essentially just fear mongering and obsessed with fetishizing their own "defense" because they actually just like to dream about hurting imaginary strangers who slighted them. Sorry I'll but I will always think that's just sad loser sht.

>>74389021
I'm just trying to explain that simple home defense strategies shouldn't be dismissed as a machismo thing.