/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kronii love

I love balls. I mean Kronii. I love Kronii

Kronii asked the same thing Shiori did...

WTF

>>74347507
yeah...
https://x.com/shiorinovella/status/1782879602978803996

Bro what the fuck man

jesus

Yeah it's like that Kronii....

Kronii would never talk about cat balls if it were just with us.

>>74347712
>Upcoming Stream: Powerwash Simulator w/ Nerissa
Uh

>>74347830
GOOD

I think this is the most times Kronii has said balls in a steam

I adore Kronii and would trust her with my balls

>>74347845
>He's not in the cool timeline

>Alien pet play

Bros this is great

>takes your balls

>Steven Universe
alright I'm out

>>74347235
It gets better.
Here's the full art Nerissa used for her mom for her 'debut' stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvCm-mN8X0
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/113230871

>>74347995
I'm in
Nerissa is speaking truth

AIEEEEEEEEE SPOILERS

>>74347995
You will stay here and continue shitposting

>kids show
that shit was def not for kids

>>74348142
branded as a kids show but absolutely catering to millennial women and the gays.

God modern media sucks
Shows, movies, games, all of it

Do it Kronii
Insult seasonal anime too, I know you wanted to

Isn't it young people who never watched the original cartoons that watch the new live action movies?

>>74348277

>>74348324
Basically yeah

There will be a live-action adaptation of Hololive within 20 years and you will hate-watch it

Was Nerissa talking about the kroina map?

>>74348450
It will be some japshit not available internationally so no actually I won't watch it

>>74348486
Ye

Has she played FF or just classic wikidiving

Did she do ff7 on stream?

>>74348450
Danny DeVito as Bae or we riot

>>74348277
Means nothing coming from a Manwha slop consumer

>>74348450
I will have moved on from hololive by then.

Newronies...

>>74348542
Yup
https://www.youtube.com/live/-fBlrjLNHuk

>>74348557
that would actually be kino

>>74348538
Kronii hasn't even wikidived it

>>74348622
Oh she did. I now vaguely remember watching it.

>>74348557
>"May I offer you a peepee in this trying time?"

>>74348450
Provided WW3 doesn't happen first

>Kronii have you ever Thanksgiving

>Thanksgiving turkey
Oh no Kronii cannot relate to this experience

>Disappointed she can’t hunt turkeys

>>74348788
Canada has a Thanksgiving in October but she's Korean so probably never did it

Canadians still eat turkey on their Thanksgiving you dumb fucks

>>74348567
So many modern anime adaptations are so disappointing though. They look like half-assed attempts at recreating the manga/light novel and seem to primarily function as marketing for the source material. At least the villainess webtoons have really pretty art.

>>74348841
She's said before she never had a Thanksgiving turkey yes kronie that's why I posted that

>>74348855
How new

I feel like they'll be really good friends after this now that they've broken the ice

>>74348896
i hope they touch their tiddies one day like biboo

>>74348950
Huh?

>Swans

I got my first dog the same way

>>74349154
a horse stepped on it?

>>74348894
how stupid?

>Nerissa talking about her nice normal big loving family in front of Kronii
If only she knew how bad things really were

What happened to Time Mutt?

>>74349185
Kids were mistreated her enough that owner was giving it away to anyone. Hid it from my parents for a week before they found out and now she’s sitting her next to me 12 years later

>>74349274
Don't worry. I'll save Kronii as her husband.

>>74349274
Kronii's normal, it just has one abnormality

>>74349319
living with the parents

>>74349322
Me*

>>74349274
jailbird here
are they worse than typical asian parents?

>actually saying why she had to move to Nerissa instead of making it a silly joke
She hates us...

>>74349439
Not really, just one fucker fucking things up for everyone else

>>74349439
No spoonfeeding

>>74349439
Kronii's parents are fine
The problem is a long story (member's only)

>>74348747
A true WWIII where shit gets nuclear would only occur if the US government gets overthrown and thus fractures their bases around the world. As it stands, China is drowning in its own shit because they told everyone to buy real estate that doesn't exist. They know they can't take Taiwan. Russia knows very well what would happen if they even farted in Poland. The Middle East is a shitshow and they just suck the dick of the highest bidder while still barely relevant in the grand narrative of world affairs. A realistic WWIII would be just a proxy war of the Middle East for oil control, which paradoxically the "civilized" countries are trying to turn away from.

I wish I was a cat...

>>74349521
I asked

Not even saying of it’s Am or Pm

>>74349439
They have to move every 2-3 years because they're basically on the run from some manner of shit

>>74349578
>One is a grump, one is not
It couldn't be more clear-cut, anon

>>74349577
She just said it's because of their dog...

>>74349626
You know what, I’m stupid. Please ignore me

>>74349578
Your context clue reps...

>>74349439
Her Aunt and Uncle are the most autistic humans I have ever heard from a vtuber's mouth

>>74349670
Well, in the past she had implied it was more then just that

>>74349703
Honestly, her parents too

That was honestly great

Kronii you should reach out instead ha ha

>>74349521
It doesn't have to go nuclear but yea, US fracturing from the inside is a condition that would very much lead to a world war

What compels a kronie to spoonfeed

>>74349810
I like answering questions.

Shilling the cover!

TIMERYS CRUMBS EVEN HERE

>>74349786
You remember what happened the last time she did

>>74349845
based

>>74349810
nta but I like flexing my knowledge and also talking about things I like

RATE
THE
STREAMS

>>74349884
we got the really good crab game collab?

>>74349810
The stuff about her moving 2-3 years or so isn't members only

Nerissa doesn't know our name...

>>74349703
I think they're just overbearing relatives, also they don't see her a lot so make up for it by drowning her in affection

>>74349884
Uhhhh no
Crab game?

RATE
THE
FFS NERISSA SHE'S NOT A BIRD BUT THAT WAS A SURPRISING AMOUNT OF CURSED CONTENT THEY COVERED

>>74349917
still not a huge fan of Nerissa's voice but it was a fun collab anyway/10

>>74349917

Actually a pretty kino stream/10

>>74349953
Idk the whole "if you don't eat this food you are disrespecting us" thing strikes me as extremely asian
If you're full you're full

>>74349917
Need more blue women/10

>>74349917
>>74349983

>Overcooked
Ehh kind of funny but also dull/10

>Powerwash
Full on bird on clock synergy/10

>>74349994
fucking faggot

>>74349917
>>74349983
I love cursed conversations so this stream was a gold mine.
I think they found a nice groove, hope we see more from them.
Kronii and Nerissa love!/10

>>74349917
>>74349983
Kronii love/10
Honestly pleasantly surprised by their dynamic, could definitely even get better in time/10

Storytime bros...how you holding up

>>74349917
pee is stored in the balls and the balls are stored in the fridge/10
now to see which game they will play next

Blue women winning hard tonight

>>74349917
>>74349983
Kino/10
I loved the lore discussion/10
I’m glad the Jailbirls got exposed to cursed Kronii thoughts/10

Shiori lost
Fake blue won

>>74350081
they need 1-on-1 collab

>>74350059
I'm too white to for such a white girl voice I'm sorry

>>74350092
When you said game I had to double take cause I completely forgot there was even a game to this shit
Just felt like straight zatsu

Mumei said she opened the stream and heard them talking about goku

>>74349917
>>74349983
Surprisingly chill and cursed Kronii still never made any sort of acknowledgment about Nerissa's blue status/10

>>74350081
I forget, that's Shiori and Kronii right

>>74350081
It’s not over until the 1 on 1

>>74349871
What if... Nerissa is Name...

A little awkward but not bad. Kronii was trying to be accommodating and Nerissa was nervous and her teacher-voice came out a lot because she wants Kronii to like her. But you know, sometimes you just gotta go through some awkward time before you can get to know someone. Also this went much better than the Nerissa x Bae powerwash
from last year.

>>74349953
She literally GOT HER RIB REMOVED and they were still saying that shit nigga...

>>74350081
like all of Advent I think if we want better collabs with them they need to do one on ones and also just zatsu focused collabs really need to become more common

>>74350081
1 on 1 should be the definitive measure for chemistry and dynamic

>>74350114
Chuunironie.

This will be the new kromei in terms of fanart

>>74350248
This might be the most pointless post of all time. Of fucking course talking to one person will determine the chemistry with that person

>>74350318
It would be mildly better

>>74350318
as long as they remember that Kronii has the bigger tits that's fine

I'll be honest I don't think Shiori Kronii 1 on 1 will even happen within the year
Kronii never reaches out and Shiori never reaches out and also rarely collabs in general

I can't remember, there hasn't been a one on one collab with Biboo, has it?

>>74350409
this was her first Advent 1on1

>>74349994
You are a homosexual

>>74350165
>spoiler
based

>>74350435
Now the only person in Promise not to do one is IRyS

>>74350346
But a 4 person collab does the same, a 1 on 1 would be more accurate

>>74350441
He's just a white man
t. white man I fucking hate white women

>>74350394
Well apparently Shiori organized the overcooked stream so I don't know

>>74350496
Honestly for the two of them something like a bad movie watchalong could be a good icebreaker.

>>74350480
Gura and Ame almost never talk in group collabs, SNOT being an exception. I don't understand your point

>>74350472
>cue bait asking why IRyS hates Advent

>>74350481
terminal case of yellow fever

>>74350394
I've heard from a Novelite friend that Shiori has been trying to reach out more, like with her Ina collab this week, so there's a chance, especially since she got that first contact with the whole Mori birthday thing

>>74350589
The point is that some people are using Kronii's interactions with Shiori on the two group collabs as a bench mark when we should use a 1 on 1 instead

We do have to take into account the Overcooked PTSD Kronii has into account. It’s probably not the collab to get a good measure of the group chemistry

>>74349884
kino crab collab

>>74349917
>>74349983
surprised they meshed well glad i was mistaken

>>74350472
Irys and Shiori would actually be hilarious but I fear they are too passive to do it.

When will Kronii collab with the twins?

>>74350081
i still have hope they can bond over cursed shit

>>74350782
have they had a single non-Advent EN 2on1 collab with anyone but Mori?

>>74350782
Honestly, probably no because of Fuwamoco's kayfabe runs a little to deep

>>74350318
if we get more fan art i'm happy

>>74350633
That collab manifested when Ina visited her chat if I heard the rrats right. Anyways, the Bijou-Shiori-Kronii-Ela group do talk on discord according to Ela so it’ll be a matter of time for the 1 on 1

>>74350617
Not wrong but that's besides the point

>>74350782
kayfabe is too much for Kronii

In sadder news, HoloFes 5 archive went down.

Do vets actually offer to let you keep the balls, they didnt do that shit with my cat

>>74351222
I imagine it varies with the vets own personality

>>74351222
I don't recall being asked if I could keep any part of my body that was removed, outside of bones.
Although the doctor who removed my tumor asked me to let them use it for research or something.

>>74351222
If you ask they might but I've never heard of anyone offering to save them other than as a joke

>>74348972
Nerissa let biboo motorboat her while being braless. I think, maybe.

>>74350908
https://twitter.com/kaelakovalskia/status/1782981531914654194
Huh. Are you sure it's not just Bijou and Kaela talking in that discord group?

>>74351222
I mean when my dad got a tendon in his foot replaced, the surgeon brought out the old one in a jar for me and my mom to look it because my old man told him to do it for a laugh.

>>74351514
Bijou just randomly DMs Kaela for shit

>>74351488

>grindstone plate up collab
gg the discord group will now disband

>>74351514
Naw, when I was doing my mentions reps, Ela talked about a discord group with them all in it. At the very least, they were hanging out after the Content Warning collab talkin’ about game drives and the like so it’s not all work talk

Time for the thread to die

Will anyone bother drawing overcooked fanart?

>>74351845
No

>>74351808
not until we reach post limit...

>>74351845
other than the default generic 4 of them cooking probably not, very little art moments

>>74351963

>>74352021
How did you let this happen?

>>74352021
Not this time because I’m no longer playing Minecraft

>>74350864
>>74350987
desu I kind of want to see a 1-on-1 collab just to see how terrible it could be. Zero chemistry? Nah, I want to see negative chemistry. And if the collab turns out to be surprisingly quite nice? That's an unexpected win.

>>74352070
We call that cringekino

>>74352070
Just imagine

>Kronii will cut your balls off if you are a spic
No lo hagas...

>>74352456
shouldn't have peed on the floor

>Nerissa's Supas are full of disloyal-ronies
I'm not shocked.

>>74352070
If you want to see a dynamic with negative chemistry there's that one MC stream where IRyS got stuck with Kobo

>>74352495
They're not any kind of -ronie.

>>74352495
Well looking at those supas, I’ll be having plenty of Kronii mentions to relay here

>>74352456
I thought she loved me...

>>74352573
That was bad.

>>74352630
Relay to us if Nerissa picks JailTime as her ship name with Kronii.

>>74352573
>MC stream where IRyS got stuck with Kobo
Ooof I remember that one. Kobo is never playing casual MC ever again with her pets dying in that one

>>74352573
>>74352684
you can't just put 2 brats together and have it work out

>>74352641
Tamago...

>>74352477
What if I pee on Kronii? She's not a floor.

https://twitter.com/GreatoDoggo/status/1783010620360581541
Deathclock chads

>>74352766
you already lost your balls you can't pee on anything now

>>74352787
Nice

>>74352805
kek

>>74352787
*cums buckets preemptively
Looking forward to it.

>>74352787
Kronmori chads

The most awkward situation Kronii was in is still this. And overall, it's still not that bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gawUszEwpnY&t=15665

>>74353108
I miss the beeg space baby...

>>74353108
Nah, I think that one other instance involving Moona during the big group Halloween event was more awkward.

>>74353574
Wrong thread, jailbird.

>>74353768
Blue Women are fine

>>74353837
I love all blue women with fat tits!

>>74354063
Hmmmm....

>>74354063
you're right, Kanata and Suisei should grow very large breasts

Chipi chipi chapa chapa
Dubi dubi daba daba
Footjob is about to make you cum, cum, cum!

full Promise ASMR offcollab when

>>74354144
sui-chan is perfect the way she is

>>74354182
when you move to another timeline

>>74354206
more breasts = more Suisei

>>74353837
&IRyS!

So Kronii is still in charge of time, but won't abuse her power because of management, does that make Kroma God?

>>74354285
Her blue eye and blue school outfit makes her a blue woman

>>74354285
Who gets forgotten more, her or Bae?

>>74354338
You know the answer.

>>74354305
She just knows dealing with Quantum Timelock shit isn't worth it in the long run.

>>74348841
>Canadian Thanksgiving
>A month early

>>74354338
You tell me how many krobae collabs there are

>>74354305
Beegsmolronii is god

>>74354305
Not having permission is just an excuse when she doesn't want to use her powers or doesn't want to elaborate since she's used her powers willy nilly when it was convenient to her. Prominant examples are reversing time during debut to become the oldest council member (when she's actually third) and her "save scumming" during certain streams.

>>74354858
She hasn't done the "save scumming" bit since like her second ever Hollow Knight stream
Every lore question response she gives is some variation of "I don't know" or "I'm not allowed" because she would rather have no lore at all and just not have to think about it

>>74354927
Kronii's the most powerful being in Hololive outside of maybe Bae, she should embrace it.

>>74355001
Okay chuunironie talk to her boss

>>74354927
>just not have to think about it
Probably this otherwise she wouldn’t do the watch bit with Ame during her birthday call ins, end her home 3D stream with her managing timelines or even do the lore’s talk in today’s stream

>>74355034
Get me BEEGsmolRonie on the line.

>>74354927
Honestly you can treat my post as a watsonian explanation and yours as a doylist explanation.

>>74354927
Funnily enough, compared to the other girls, Kronii is the only one who kept the default lore description whereas the other girls changed theirs

>>74355275
She's lazy

>>74355300
I prefer sentimental

I love this clock

>>74355001
I want more lore videos just so I have enough information on Bae. My bias says Kronii is stronger but I want to make a fair and honest judgment.

Where did the influx of chuunironies come from?
Shoo! Have sex with me!

>>74355515
I've always been here.
No.

>>74355515
Stop trying to have sex with chuunironies, they're too autistic

>>74355515
Kronii talking about lore gives me a reason to speculate more

>>74355634
>offstream
I'm gonna schizo...

>>74355515
I mean, I haven't actually said anything yet but I've always been here. I'm a firm believer she's top 2, with only Bae being in contention

>>74355634
Ya ain't special, gurl.

>>74355634
KroNrissa love

>>74355561
>they're too autistic
Wait. Would you say TimeRyS schizos are also autistic? And are beegsmol posters autistic too?
I'm all three of them. Am I autistic?

>>74355796
yes
yes
yes

>>74355561
Chuunironies WILL have cosplay sex with me someday.

>>74355634
first the giggles now this...

>>74355796
I think anyone willing to use 4ch is autistic to begin with

>>74355810

>>74355634
Kronii seduces another holo
Which Advent is next?

>>74355796
No. You're cute.

>>74355634
Awesome

>>74355854
Embrace it bro

>>74355857
i would say Shiori but she is the straightest Holo member

>>74355962
has that ever stopped Kronii before?

>>74355835
Yeah I guess? Name acts normal but they seem to be quite autistic too.

>>74356023
Kek, maintaining the archives didn't clue you in?

>>74355862
>>74355939
I don't want to be cute or autistic...

>>74356069
It's too late for you kronie...it's over...

>>74356069
It’s too late…

>>74356063
That and Name's tweets and clips and baking threads I guess. I've always maintained you need to be at least slightly autistic to regularly bake new threads the second the previous one dies.
I was also a regular baker for a while... Am I really autistic?

>>74356123
>>74356267
No...

>>74355634
>We'll get more jailtime collabs.
What other games would be good for Kronii and Nerissa?

>>74356299
yes

>>74356299
That does require a level of dedication. Also, just to put things into perspective, never thought I’d have a 30 page doc of just Kronii things before coming around here
t. Archive anon who hasn’t even finished the Minecraft section let alone the entire project

>>74356299
Probably, autism has a spectrum ranging from like seems normal behavior to wtf. I wager that a lot of people using 4ch are high functioning ones

>>74356299
People should be nicer to the bakers and not just Name.

>>74356023
>they
I am going to strangle you to death

>>74356693
Baker Love!

RavingTime

>>74356620
Yeah I guess that's where I get the need to archive Kronii/TimeRyS content. Recently I've set my sights to downloading twitter posts tagged with #TimeRyS but I haven't found a way to automate it so it seems I need to download them manually.

Mama approved

>>74357905
Looks like a shota. I would like Kronii to voice shotaronii.

>>74352787
>>74353574
When will we get EN Big 3 collab?

>>74350987
Kronii's a VA, she can handle kayfabe better than most livers I'd imagine

I miss the happy Kronii arc

>>74358152
Hopefully never, Mori would ruin it.

>>74358152
Maybe a tea time zatsu collab, eventually.

>>74358199
>Livers

>>74358259
I like mixing up terms to see who bites

>>74358304
you like mixing men's cum in your mouth faggot

We have a nijifag in our ranks kronies

>Being this new

>>74359295
The leech has been here for a while anon

I think Lulu had nice tits.

time for the faggot to act smug when called out on being a faggot

I love the nerissa kronii collab.

>>74359651
I still can’t get over a gaggle of Canadian kids being taken to the hood for a field trip

>295
Good night Kronies, cya next thread

>>74359686
I think she was being a bit meming about it or misremembering. It sounded like a museum to me.

Where's the kronii version of this?

>>74360918
Why would she call it the hood and her teacher being offered a bong?

I hope we get more tangents about AM and PM.
Or maybe Kronii can take them to see Snail.

BOROS KILLED THE THREAD

>>74362106

Is Kronii somehow more attractive to white women? They all seem horny for her

We need more Gura collabs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2DeIIJF1DA

>>74362487
That's a good clip. And yeah, we need more Ride on Time.

We HATE Shiori here